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Elsa Gets Grounded On The First Day Of Spring

Happy First Day of Spring Equinox!

Duration:
1m
Broadcast on:
19 Mar 2024
Audio Format:
aac

Happy First Day of Spring Equinox!

What? Today is the first day of Spring Equinox. This is outrageous. I hate Spring. I wanted Winter much longer. Maybe I will turn everything back to Winter with my magic power. It's the first day of Spring, so let's celebrate the rebirth of Mother Nature. I love the smell of a sweet flowers. It's my most favorite part of Spring. Surprise Motherfuckers. Elsa, what are you doing here? Since Spring has started, I am going to make everything back to Winter to make Winter much longer. You better now, Elsa. Hold it right here, Elsa. If you turn everything back into Winter, you'll be grounded ultimately big time. Like I give a shit. I love the breeziness of cold wind, ice and snow. Oh, I love the breeziness of cold wind, ice and snow. Oh, how dare you turn everything back to Winter on the first day of Spring Equinox. That is it. Get to your castle now. Don't ever come out until next Winter. You are the worst and most evil sister I've ever had. I hate you, Anna. I hate you, Christopher. Wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh. Winter everything back into Spring, so let's have our fourth day of Spring. [Music] (upbeat music) [BLANK_AUDIO]