[dramatic music] ♪ We're going viral ♪ [laughing] ♪ We're going viral ♪ ♪ We're going viral ♪ [laughing] [laughing] - Hello everyone and welcome back to another installment of the viral podcast. I'm your host, Chelsea Lynn. I'm your host, Paige Jen. And we've got Maggie and Brett with us today. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. If you are an audio listener, thank you for listening and thank you for downloading, but you might want to hop on over to the YouTube's to see our Halloween costume. Oh, yeah, come get a frickin' look. [groaning] - Sent you along. - Yeah, I was going to say you got the tan off. - Love to look really hard to find me. - You have to look really hard to find Brett. - Dude, you'll never see him. - Yeah, you'll never see Brett. - He's John Cena. - Stop. - Happy Halloween, do you guys like Halloween? - Yeah, I mean, definitely we have said we were going to go trick or treat and for about a couple years and make a video from it. And we still haven't done that, so. - Well, we're going this year, so we might as well. - Yeah. - I would love to go trick or treating and like go get a pumpkin spice latte and really just live out the Halloween. - I like Halloween movies, I like a fall candle. I like sticking candy corns in my badge. I like all of it. - Oh, I love candy corns. - Well, how many do you think I can get up there? - Five hundred and thirty. - Yeah. - Little dissolve. - No, you're being dramatic. - I was going to say a few hundred. - Dang, actually a baby can get up there, so I'm saying well over a couple thousand. - I'm not talking where we're expanding it to the Mac. - I love it. - Just me. - Not like a Coba house. - It's for fun. - If it's me and I'm in my bedroom and I have a four, more than four. - To be safe so it don't get lost, I'm going to say four. - Are you getting a back out finger? - Push, suckin'. Pushin' it, I'm just squatting it. - Okay, you said you could push out a tampon before so I'm thinkin' to stack up how many candy corns. Maybe 27? - That's probably about right. - Yeah. - I could probably stick 27 there. - You probably could but gettin' all 27 out. - That's the problem and that's why I haven't done it yet because if I stick 27 up there and I try to get 'em out and only 26 comes out, you've got a sugary substance up in your uterus. That may not be great for it. - That's not the worst thing though. - Well, it could cause an infection, yeah. - Plus it's like more absorbent so you'll probably just get a huge sugar rush. - Use tea. - What am I on sugar high? - Yeah. - So it's like bongin' a beer in your bus. - But I don't care for candy corns. - I like 'em. - I'll, I'll lack 'em. - I kinda like to eat 'em and set like the yellow part then the orange part, then the white part, however it goes. - I think my favorite Halloween candy is dots. - You love dots? - Yeah, I do. - Mm-hmm. - Dobby dots too. - Yeah, dot Marie Jones. - Dot Marie. - Dot Marie. - What's your favorite Halloween candy, right? - I like the little candy bars. - Yeah, the little-- - Like the fun size? - Oh, I'll go through the kids candy and eat all those. - You'd rather have a fun size than a king size. Okay, what, Snickers, Twix, what? - Twix, and I like the Milky Way. - Milky Way. - Me too. - I don't, I don't care for the Snickers. - Milky Way's kinda basic. - I like Snickers, but I like Snickers cold. I don't know what it is, the last couple years I can't do a Snickers. - Or the Reese's, they changed the recipe, remember that one? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Babe Ruth's are good too, I like the crunch. - Oh, pretty much messed around with any candy. - You think we can stick a whole size, a king size Snickers up in there? - Oh yeah. - Oh, come on now. - Come on, it's the size of-- - A cock. - Yeah, one of those things. - A cock and candy. - A smaller. - Yeah. - It might break up. - Freeze it first, ooh. - No, that will really break off. (laughs) - Freeze it! - Matt is onto something. - Would you shove a shackle-ish-ous up your pussy? - Brat. - Brat, you can't say the-- - Come on, Brat. Busses. - Yeah. - Busses. - So you're tryin' to be so-- - Buss down, Tatiana. - Buss down, Tatiana. - Wanna see you-- - Hey, Spill. - I got a timer guy like two times in a row. - Brat, you just gotta do better. - I'm just talkin' to me. - We're tryin' not to say any bad words in the first 10 minutes. - I'm not talkin'! - I do have the little kid farts right now. - Should we hear it up at the microphone? - No, what does that mean? - You know, when you have the little kid farts, when you sleep, and it smells like you got a poop, 'cause I'm a poop today. - It's bad. - And I can't keep smellin' it, come up. - You're sippin'. Stop saying, "Seep." - "Seep, sheep." - Well, am I old, do I work? - We had this person, we called the Seeper, 'cause we never could, nobody ever owned up to it, but we knew the brand. - Yeah. - The Seeper. - Oh! - The brand. - That's so gross. - When we went to Utah, I went over to the men's section at the Goodwill, or the DI wherever we were, and dude, the men were seepin', huh? Chelsea, I was like, "I gotta get outta here." The men are seepin', dude. - They probably had Indian food. - Yeah, and my Aunt Jody went and smelled, and she's like, or you, maybe, and you're like, they are. - I farted so loud in front of Aunt Jody, and she was laughin', and then she left. And your mom, too. - When we were all farting in her house, Aunt Jody was like-- - She was screaming. - Get the Febreze, or, and we're like, no, but-- - We were just blowin' ass. - Yeah. - It's goin' to people's houses and do that. - Sorry Aunt Jody, thanks for letting us stay at your house. - Oh, man. Good times, good times. - Yeah, that was funny, we went to that cop's house, and just started farting, we'd never met him before. - Yeah, like seven years ago, was I there? - Yeah, me, you and Brett. We're like, just recording ourselves, we snapped chatting ourselves farting at this house, and we're like, we just met this guy an hour ago, and now we're snapping, chatting ourselves farting at this house. - Can you imagine people you don't know coming to your house, and they're all farting? - Yeah. - I would low-key be pissed. - I would do that thing. - I think that would be. - I remember vividly, like, his wife got put out on a call, 'cause she was also a cop, and we're just sitting there, like, telling each other by kissing on the stairs. - And we're farting. - And we're sitting down there, snapping out in the farts. Here, get this, get this, Brett. - Bro, we are-- - That's far ridiculous. - And I don't think we've ever been back. - Yeah, no, you didn't get the invite back. - No, that was the last time we were there. - Dang good. - First and last, baby girl. - First and last, baby girl. - Oh, baby girl! - So, did we have any segments? - Yeah, we're gonna do something fun that you planned. - Yeah, well, didn't really plan it. - Well, let's do it. - Hey, but before that, we needed to do the countdown to the FU. - Okay, the countdown, we have three minutes and 48 seconds left. Listen, if you are listening and you love the VAR podcast, come see us live. We're doing a live podcast tour. We are kind of almost ending it. We've got shows in Chicago. - In Chicago. - Indianapolis, Columbus, Detroit, Philadelphia, Boston, New York City, Charlotte. And we're ending the tour in Atlanta. Come see us, get your tickets at the VARO podcast.co. The links are also in modern pages, Instagram bios. Click those, get your tickets, come see us live. And that's, yeah. - Yeah, just come take a look at us. We'll probably even look at you if we can see you. - And if you say, hey, Chelsea, show me your left boob. - I'll probably do it. - You might see it too. You might see some. - Oh yeah. - I'd probably do it. - I think I would too. - Yeah. - Oh, it's the easy thing to do. - Yeah, it's just a boob. - Yeah, people have been getting flashes by us for many years. - Oh, I was showing, there was probably six or seven people that asked to see my boobs on the cruise. - Oh, dude, I know butthole too. - And it just showed up, I said sure. - Yeah, that's why we get flights so much. As you guys show everybody your tits all the time. - I showed my boobs and got a necklace. I think it's back there. - Common courtesy. - That's wonderful. - And then this guy walked up, he goes, "Show me your asshole, or shh, butthole." - Butthole. - Butthole. - And he had a special necklace. Remember that page? - I think that's one I got. - I think that's one I got with the berries. - He said, "I made special necklaces for baholes." If he flashed your bahole. - So he was going to everybody, not just y'all. - Everyone, maybe. I think everybody. - I think everybody. - How many baholes, how many necklaces? - Oh, he said he gave out a lot. - That sounds fun. - And he made 'em. - What a, an innovator. - Cruise was so much fun. - So much fun. - I was saying to the other cruise. - So sure, yiddies. - Yeah. - But, and they were just wishing they were on our cruise ship. - I can't wait for the next one. - Oh, good times fun. - I had a blast, baby. - Might need a bigger ship. - Oh, we need a Jimi Neutron blast. - Let's talk to that ape. - Let's talk things scary. - Okay, scary, okay. - Let's talk about-- - We went on that Jack Ripper tour. - Oh, we did do that in London. - Yeah, tell us about that. - That was a little, I learned a lot. Dude. Jack the Ripper, I guess the first famous serial killer, murdered women in London in 1888. God. - And I never have seen the photos but that they were showing in my frickin' brain, my effed up brain. - What? - I don't know, I can even say it. - Yeah, don't say it if you're, 'cause you usually say stuff, and if you're saying you shouldn't say it, you shouldn't say it. - Okay, I'm just gonna say it. - Oh God. - When I saw the photos, all my brain could think was shredding. - Sage. - But-- - Is it too soon? - No, it's not, it happened in, well, no, we've said sooner things that sooner, so yeah, we're good here. - So he shredded on? - Well, what he did was he ripped 'em open, Ripper, ripped 'em open and took out their intestines, their heart, their liver. It was extremely brutal. - Would he do that forges for fun? - 'Cause he, yeah! - They think that maybe he was a doctor or Chelsea, maybe, is that was a-- - Those are all doctors. - That was a theory, but they really think maybe he-- (gasps) - Fuck you! - You hate Jack the Ripper! - Fuck you, motherfucker, if you were Jack the Ripper, fuck you, if you were killing people. - Yeah. - Fuck you, you fucking Ripper! If you saw pictures of the victims and you said, "Shredder, fuck you!" - Fuck you! - Fuck you! If you were, oh! If you were-- - If you were-- - If it's Halloween and you don't dress up, fuck you! - If you think, "Oh, I'm too old for a too good cleaning." Fuck you! - If you don't ride onto the back of a tractor in a frickin' haystack this year, fuck you! - If you can't drink before noon. - What? (snores) - Bruh! - Put the beer down, Brett! - What, Brett? - We're not responsible for frickin' M.L. - That's Miller Light. - Wait, hold on. Are we cutting those fucking mustache crawlers? Those mustache-- - Let's talk about that. - I'm yanking it. - Let's talk about it, but no, you're cutting the lights. - Yeah, I'm doing the mosquito in the amber, you know, like in Jurassic Park, and I guess that you guys with the song? - No, we're not gonna-- - No, we're cutting it off. - We're cutting it off? - Okay, Brett has said, if you aren't-- - You know, and you know what's funny? - Wait, are we done with the ripper? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Okay. - You know what's funny is, I saw a comment probably a couple months ago and they go, I have only audio listened, I've never seen what Brett looks like until now, and I'm like, what? How do you not know what Brett looks like? There are people that follow us that listen to the pod that don't follow us on Instagram, that don't watch the YouTube, that's odd to me. But if you are one of those people, check us out on, come see what we look like. - Yeah, we need our-- - If you can find me. - We need the views raised. My cousin, Jordan, was like, yeah, I don't watch a lot of people or even go see who they are. He's like, I just like to imagine them in my brain. - Wow. - And that's, you know? And which is kind of like reading a book in a way, you know? - Yeah. - Yeah. - I wish someone would, if they'd never seen us, draw us so we could see what you think that we look like through our-- - That's a great idea. - I need to quit thinking of stuff. - No, that's actually a genius, Brett. - Yeah, Brett, keep telling us to his ideas. Let's go, let's keep going. - Hey. - Brett has said he is going to cut off his mustache. Brett has a long, twisty 1888 mustache. - Yeah, I'm gonna yank one out at a time. If someone wants to buy it, a strand, it's $25. - He's yank of it. - I'm like-- - Please for the Yankees. - Brett, you don't play for me. - But I might change my mind. - You can't tell me something and then back out on it. - I did it as a promotion for the OF. - Why would you think somebody wants to buy hair from your mustache? - Well, I'll give you one for free if you join the OF, but-- - Stop plugging your OF, you don't post nothing on there. - Well, a lot of people have asked to buy my cubes, Brett. A lot of people have asked to buy my pubes. - I feel like that's different. - That is different. - Yeah, she should pluck a pube and put it in a deal. - Okay, so location, location, location. - But I mean, I'm open to anything for, anything's negotiable. - Okay, well, let's cut it. Should we cut it? - No, if anybody wants to buy some mustache hair, reach out Brett. - There's too much value in this. - Brett, listen, be honest with me, please. If you were sleeping and I came and did a clip on both sides. - A big clip. Truthfully, how would you feel? - I wouldn't be mad at all. - Okay. - 'Cause I'll just grow back. - Yeah, that's what you think. - Dude, I let you guys shave my head. - You wouldn't be mad at all? - Oh, we're gonna take you to freaking big clips. - No, you wouldn't be mad at all. - It didn't even get gross back. - I just know that-- - Good to know! - Good to know. - Good to know. - Good to know. - Hey, but if you do do that, you need to be careful and don't stab my eyes. - Beep, beep, beep, beep, be careful. - Yeah, that's what I like. - Your eyes are far. - I like my eyes. - I know, but-- - Well, hold on. Let me just tell you, I'm looking at him from sideways. The hairs on his mustache is crawling up onto his glasses. It's grossing me out. - He's got some stragglers. - Brett, if I did that, I would be very careful. How would you cut it? - Yeah, I appreciate it. - One of the-- - No, right, snip, snip. - Yeah, you can't wake me up. - I would take a little pair of scissors, one of those little eyebrow scissors, and I would just be so quiet, I'd be quick and I'd just do a quick clip. - I have some on me right now. - Well, I could do it when he's sleeping. - Wait, let me see, you'd have to cut it. - Brett, let us cut it. - Right there. - Okay. - You wanna cut it right now? - And then he can shave it when he wakes up. - Well, we'll just do it on tour. - Well, let's just do it on episode that we're on. - How about I do it right now? - Yeah, Brett, hello. - How about she does it right now? Why are you waiting? - Just 'cause it's more-- - It's Halloween. - Yeah, do it for the viewers. - All right. - It's Halloween. - Whoa. - Get your scissors. - All right, give me a pair of scissors. - I'll get your scissors, babe. - I'll get your scissors. - Are you coming over here, or is he going over there? - He's got to come over here. - She'll pretend like I'm sleeping. - Go sit on her lap, go sit on her lap, Brett. Go, go. - Come on, Brett. - Please. - Brett, are you gonna let me do this? - What are you gonna do with the strappings? - I'll let you have it. - What are you gonna do with the strappings? - I got a fart. - Okay, get to it. - Get to it, get to it. - Hold on, Maggie's farting. - Hold on, listen. (buzzer) - Oh my gosh. - You fucking bitch! - You look like in ruffles or whatever the hell. - Yeah, I get those going, though. - It's not even over there. - It will be. - It will be. - It will be. - That sounded fake, it was almost perfect. - I know, it was like a-- - It don't stink. - It don't stink. - Let's make a deal, if I smell it, I get to punch you. - No. - No. - It just cut his mustache. - All right, let me see if it's a good term. - Okay, hold on. - Sorry, that got me. - Brett, we can't hear you sit down. - Brett. - No. - Ducky. - No, Ducky. - Hey, can you all imagine Brett at three and 75-- - No, don't talk over me. - Sorry. - Can you imagine Brett at 75 years old? He would probably look the same. - Brett, you're actually really heavy. - He'd be doing the same shit. - I was gonna say, he probably would look the same. - He's chilling. Yeah, they're really sharp, so be careful. - I'm sure you recline as much as possible. - Okay, are you sure about all this? - Yeah, I even care. - So, but you're obsessed with your mustache? - No, it's just gonna-- - Talking. - I have to do it, so-- - Okay, let's get it off. I feel like the talking needs to quit because he's gonna change his mind. - Can I just cut one and not two? - No, do both, everybody be quiet. - Listen, listen. - Pull it out, pull it out. - Pull it out, big one. - Wait, put it in the mic so they can, it's ASMR and nobody talk. Ready, go. - I don't wanna cut a lid. - Shh, shh. (all cheering) - Oh my gosh. - Oh, yummy, the hair. - Oh. - Do the other side. - I didn't know. - Hurry. - Do the other side. - Let's sell it. - Do you wanna do the other side? - Yes. - No, I say keep aside. I mean, he needs to keep one. - Maybe like for the next episode, so we can get more clout. - No, I like the one. - Hey, Brad, get it on my camera, please. - Right, you're-- - Go home. - But sit back down so people can see you. Sit back down. - Chelsea, how did that feel? - Freaking exuberant, huh? - Gross that I'm holding it. - Do you hear it holding it at the time? - Can I hold it? - I wonder how many twirls that, take a picture of it. - Oh, take a picture. - This has gone through probably over a million twists. - Take a picture of it. - This ain't no little twist. - Brad, no little twist. - Why do you look so much better with half of it gone? - Honestly, you look so much better. - Shave the whole thing. Just shave it and completely restart. - This little-- - Would you wanna just cut the other one? - Yeah, I'd say he said it. - I think you should live for a while, but that's just me. - Yeah, maybe do leave it and then just go inch by inch and face-- - Like a yin-yang thing. - Take a picture of that. - Okay. - Right now. - Let me go here. - Are we allowed to say it's kind of like a scalp? I mean, the scalps. - What does that mean? - So like the, back in the cowboy Indian days, shit. - When they, oh like they scalped. - That's completely different. - They'd scalp the-- - Yeah, that's completely different. - And what's crazy is they got paid for that. They're called greenbacks. - Oh, I've never heard of that. - Yeah, messed up time. - I hear in the Indian culture that a lot of the times they shave their heads when they're little. Even boy and girl, 'cause their hair grows back a lot thicker. - Oh, I didn't wear that hair. - Like they'll be like three or four years old and they'll just completely shift their head bald. - There's like little girls that just get spots like patches that grow really long. And so they'll shave the whole head and it'll grow back full. - Oh, never heard of this. - Yeah. - Interesting. - All right, Brett, how do you feel? - I feel great. - Do you feel-- - I'm kind of excited to see how it looks. Were you scared when they were I started to clip? - No, no, it was kind of fun to hear the shave it. - Do you want him to shave it all off? Oh gosh, I'm planning with it like they just spin it. What should we do with it? Sell it before we can. - Should we put it in? - Yeah, should we put it on? eBay, see what it comes for? - You don't need to save that. Put it in a Ziploc bag and put it on the shelf. - Bro, this is so nasty, this is making me sick. - I know, save it. - It looks like a cornucopia. - Yeah. - I'm taking a picture of it. - It does. - Little cornucopia, needs a little fruit in it. - That was a fun little-- - That was fun. - On the whim. - That's been dipped in so many coffee drinks that's been dipped in-- - Oh, no, puss. - Oh, that had my puss juice on it. - P.J. Tucker. - He said it's been in a lot of puss. - Oh yeah, a lot of puss. - I'm gonna puke. All right, should we get into your little gang? - I'm gonna go that hard. - Okay. - Hey, just got a little gang. Tell 'em what we're doing. - No, Brett. Brett's gonna read off some movie quotes from Halloween movies and see if Chelsea and Maggie can get them. - Okay. - 'Cause I won't get them, so I don't-- - Okay, I bet we'll do pretty good. - I think I'll do okay. - Who do you think will get more movies? - Maggie, you think? - She's a watcher. - I'm a watcher, dude. - Okay, go, Brett. - Yeah, I think you guys will get these. Here's Johnny. - The Shining Shining. - Yeah. - I just watched that for the first time. - Do you want me to get into it like that or just read it? - Yeah, I know, and can I say? I didn't think that movie was scary. - No, it wasn't, and it was weird. - Yeah, okay, go ahead. - Very weird. - The power of Christ compels you. - Austin Powers. - No, that, well, no, an exorcist. - Yeah. - Oh, okay, yeah. He did do it. - You're not wrong, though. - Yeah, okay, it's showtime. - Middle juice. - Yep. - Oh, wow. - It's showtime. - Oh, is that how they do it? - Bet you'll juice. - See, I don't even know how to say it. - Bet you'll juice. - That's another watch. - It's showtime. - It's showtime. - Yeah, go, Brett. - It's alive. - Oh, God. - It's alive. - Ghostbusters. - Probably, but-- - How do you not know? - What is it? - What is it? - What is it? - What is it? - It's Frankenstein. - Oh. - Okay. - Probably a lot of them are for everything. - He was in Frankenstein. - Yeah, it's alive. - Yeah. - Cat for your legs. - Cat for your legs. - Chucky. - I haven't seen Chucky since I was a little kid. We need to rewatch a Maggie. - I know, and there's so many now. There's like-- - No, I'll chucky. - No, I'll chucky. - I thought Chucky had a more famous one than that. - I wanna watch the original. - Probably a lot. - Yeah, yeah. Okay. Is that all we got? - Chucky. - Wanna play? - No, that's Chucky. - Yeah. - Go ahead, Brett. - I see dead people. - Six cents. - The seventh cents. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Since. - Brett's movie. - Yeah. - Brett, you got more? - I've killed a lot of people. - Hmm, hmm. - That could be anything. - Ted Bundy. - Yeah, kinda. - Ted. - What is it? - American Psycho. - Oh, I just watched that for the first time. Me too, 'cause it was on Netflix. It was on the recommended. - Very weird. - Very. - Why so serious? - Joker. - Yeah, I got one. - Is that the Dark Knight? Is that the Joker? - Yeah, that is, yeah. - Yeah. - That's the bad thing. - You guys are actually getting these. - Thank you, I didn't think I would. You getting more, Brett? - I ate his liver with some fava beans and nice candy. - And a bottle of candy. Well, technically, is that dumb and dumber? - No. That's a. - They quoted him dumb and dumb and dumb. - No, they quoted him dumb and dumber. - I don't know. - Silence. - Silence of the lambs, you're right, you're right, you're right. - You're right, you're right, you're right. - The way he said it, we should've known that, 10 T. - I don't know how to really say this one, but maybe you guys will get it. - Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick. I don't know how to say it though. - This sounds familiar. - Say it again, say I was tired. - Oh, look, another glorious morning makes me sick. - Oh, look. Another glorious morning makes me sick. - That's a fun one. - I think, wanna tell you? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Hocus pocus. - Yeah, I was gonna say that. - But how do you say it? - I can. - I think we nailed it. - I think the way, yeah. - Oh. - Look, the glorious morning makes me sick. Makes me sick. - Okay. - That one was fun. Love that movie. - I just sent one for a page to me. - You've been telling me to watch that. I think it's in my movies. - You haven't ever seen that. - But the girl. - Maybe you all don't watch movies. - I'm around when they're on and I kinda look up. But I do other things, you know? I've been trying to catch up with all these movies, but there's hundreds coming in that people want me to watch. You know, it's hard to sit down for 40 hours a week and watch 'em. - Right, right. - They're the girls. - Shit, it ain't hard for me. (laughing) - You guys can watch. - You guys can watch. - Queen of setting back and watching something. - I love watching TV. That's probably one of my favorite things to do. - And Beth, you guys can watch. - We love to watch things. - Oh, yeah. - I just rocket launched you a text. - Brett, do it. - Just do it. - Just do it, just do it. - Do it, Brett. - Do it, Brett. - Read it. - Oh gosh, here we go. - No, I can't. - Um. I don't know what, come on, go. - Just read it. - We all float down here. Yes, we do. - We all float? - Uh-uh. - Oh, it. I thought you guys would get that. - It. - Oh, I don't mean. - Oh, I float. - Yeah, the drain. - You're right, you're right, you're right. - Okay. - Interesting. All right, well, I had a wonderful time. - Right. - One, two, Freddy's coming in your ass. - Brady Kroger. - Brady Kroger. I can't believe we got most of those. - I know, shit. - That was a lot of fun. - You guys are some smart deals, good job. - Hey, this is Paige's dad, Alan, and I'm here to tell you about the other daughter's Chelsea's Patreon. Wanna see her tits? 'Cause I know you do. Well, now you can. For only 16 cents a day, that's right, $5 a month. You can see more of Chelsea and Tammy than you ever thought possible. There's currently over 30 episodes of Tammy Bangs on their exclusive vlogs that are so raunchy. She couldn't post them anywhere else. I watched them and they gave me a boner. And guess what? Muck Bangs too. Only posted on Patreon. And slits only exclusive mini viral podcast episodes posted every Friday. Whoo, giveaways and much, much more. She really bust her big ass over there on Patreon. So go support the splurge. To subscribe, look up Chelsea Lynn on Patreon. Are you can find the link by going to her Instagram. The link is in the bio. Whoa, yeah. Killed it. You killed it. I did. You killed it. Are you sure? We've done a lot of sitting and watching movies. Oh, what? Lots of times. I think I smell a baby. It's either a mix of candy corn, cream corn, ass, spinach, cream corn and beans. From gon' be. Maggie, roll that beautiful bean for the age. Hey, honey, certified squirter here. I have a would you rather, I'd like y'all to discuss. Hit me. Would you rather know nipples on your boobs so it looks like butt cheeks? Or would you rather? Nip. It's loading. We're good. The viral is on your butt cheeks. So it's two sets of boobs. Or something else. More nipples. Like teats. And if you did, would you get them all fierce? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. So when we have a little. So yeah. Would we have rather have no nipples on our tits? Or a pair of nipples on our ass cheeks. Like teats, rolls at them. Yeah. Can we kind of go with what we're going with already? No, you got to pick those two. Well, ooh. No nipples. I wouldn't pierce my nipples on my ass because I don't want to sit on that. And get it caught on things and chairs. I wouldn't want to sit on nipples. Yeah, that would hurt. That's the thing. I'm picking no nipples on my tits. Easy. Okay, yeah. That's true. But I do like the nipple look going through shirts but I'll just sacrifice it for this one. Buy you a Kim K bra. Oh, I'll buy that Kim K nip out. Do women just wear bras to hide their nipples from us? That's a big one. Or and to lift and to, and honestly, sometimes in the summer, I don't like going braless because my boobs sweat. And when you wear an a bra, it soaks up the sweat. So there's multiple reasons. Because when you have such a long titty, it's going to chafe and rub in different ways that we don't know. Right. Yeah, I don't want any extra nipples that don't need to be there. So if you're growing chafes, you probably have big balls. I don't know what that means. I was like, I don't know. If your balls are chafing, it means probably they're big because they're long. Yeah, 'cause I don't chafe, so. Yeah, they're long. I feel like a lot of guys have problems with the chafe. Yeah, some men might have to wear underwear because, you know, chafe. What if his name was chafe? Oh, did I do it? Chafe Johnson. What if his name was chafe Johnson and his balls chafe? Hey, come here, chafe Johnson. That name sounds like a high school football coach. That's one of those. Chafe Johnson, little giants, guys, that's all I need. It's a good name. Little giants were of the best movies of all time. A little giant. It was good. Icebox. Icebox. Gosh, why does little giants seem so familiar? You had to have watched little giants. Had to have. What about big? Is that kind of like you that or no? No. Oh. Don't know how that is. Little giants. We love your would-you-rathers. Keep those coming in. It's like mighty ducks. Keep those coming in. Thank you for calling in. I love you so much. Fookie, would you rather hear? So, if you were murdered, would you rather? Keith Morrison from Dateline or Robert Stack from the original "Unself" Mississippi. Ooh. Oh, God. Narrate your true crime story. Oh, my God. Wow. So, it has to be the original Robert Stack from the old timing "Unself" mystery. So, Keith Morrison or old school Robert Stack is narrating your murder mysteries. Love you, honey. Bye-bye. Love you, honey. Is Maggie should we say it if count three? Yeah. Love is a good one. One, two, three. Robert Stack and- I'm going with Keith Morrison. Keith. I'm too big of a Keith fan to have anybody else. Maggie, so am I. But hearing old school, the original "Unself" mystery, that man's voice? No, Keith Morrison hits harder. No! And listen, I love Keith Morrison. Play Keith Morrison's voice, guys. Did you think I was gonna say Robert Stack? I thought you guys were both gonna say Robert, but I was gonna say Keith. Which guy would you rather sex with? Keith. Right, we're not doing that. No, I'm thinking maybe that's why you chose. No. No. No. No. The voice. The voice. Oh, man. Oh, you can't. You probably can't. At least for a couple seconds it's Halloween. I can live a little. I can probably play his voice. Oh, yeah. But he's not a date-line dude. Everybody be quiet. [LAUGHTER] Young man, his whole life in front of him disappears. A familiar story, yes. But this is no ordinary joke. Joseph R. Coop. Come on. Like, uh... I'm picking Keith. Like, dude. It's Keith. Oh. Keith, let's go. Let me look. Let me look fine. There's nothing more chilling when... Keith's sitting there with his little pin and his legs cross and he's talking to the family members. So, how did that make you feel? Bro, I don't know if I can find his... I can't find his... Keith's... Keith's... Keith's personal daddy. Yeah. Everybody knows Keith Morrison's. That's a good question. I'm so close to picking both, but I got to go with old school rubber stack. I got to. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's... Okay. His voice, hearing the "Unsolved Mysteries" theme song come on and hearing his voice. That music. You grew up on your grave, huh? Bro. It's the first episode. Is he still... He died recently, did he? Yeah, he's not a lot of any more. Yeah. It's so sad when people die even at any age. The Alex Shubak thing was just so sad laying out there in a hammock and found me saying goodbye. Yeah. Wait. Is he the one that did... He was Jeopardy. That's why they replaced. He died? Yeah. Recently? He had cancer. Pancreas. Like, stage four and then... I was wondering why he got replaced. He was like talking his whole way through his desk kind of. Yeah. It's sad though, you know? Absolutely. Any damage, but... Absolutely. Man. Pancreas will get you. Were you sad when Robert died? I don't remember him dying, I remember him dying, but it wasn't like a, you know, yeah, not really. Yeah, it was... Didn't he die during COVID? I can't remember. I feel like it was pretty recent. He's probably still alive, remember when I thought Bill and I, the science guy died? Yeah. I was spread in that rumor. What if Robert Stack has listened to the Power Podcast? Oh, he's like, "Hey, I'm still alive." Call in, we love you. No, he died in 2003. Ooh. Oh, I'm bail off. He's been gone. He's been gone. Mm-hmm. He's been gone. Oh, God. I love him so much. Been logging. Oh, been logging now. I love him so much, dude. This is... Yeah, he's great. I love the music. Whoever ripped up that tune did a good job. Oh, probably Jack River. And he goes in some movies in the '40s, '50s, '60s. I need to watch some of you to watch those movies. Yeah. Page's dad, Alan Jen here. As you know, community guidelines suck and my daughter's posts keep getting taken down. So would you all do my daughter a favor and follow her on Jenna Tells where you and her posts can stay up, if you know what I mean? Wait a minute. She's my daughter. Okay. Unlimited pubes. All these giveaways, flagellents, POV, ASMR, VTS, feet, hmm, an extended podcast entertainment. During my daughter's page, in fun activities like I spy my little brown eye or you search for images of her whole, hmm, plus much more. Go to page gen on Instagram, that's page gen, P-A-I-G-E-G-I-N-N. Click the link in her bio to subscribe to her only Jenna Tells. Thank you so much. Oh, yeah. We need to watch those movies. Dude, um, so I know we've talked about Halloween before, how some people don't like it. Yeah. It's, uh, kind of against, uh, the religion, maybe some people say bad people do bad things on the snipe. People do bad things every, if not the week. Oh, yeah. But I guess they can just get away with a little more because, you know, they got their face painted like a name scarecrow. You can get some touchy filly people in the haunted houses, you know, reaching doing that extra reach. My makeup, my makeup's itching. My makeup's itching. It's melting. It's, it's melting. Uh, it's itching here, here, here. Yeah, it's itching. So like you're wearing a mask. Thanks. I think some keep that. Well, thank you for calling in. Yes. Great call. Next call. Oh, agent. Hey, honey. This is the lower class. Chrissy from Florida. Long time fans of Bay of Mines, Latvia, since we're in spooky season, I was wondering a couple of things. Do either of you believe in ghosts and or aliens? Okay. There we go. Is that it? No. It's loading. We're having an internet issue halfway through it's been cut off. Yeah. That's okay. Well, there's been. And do you have a favorite scary movie or a Halloween memory to share? Hope you all have a great week and happy Halloween. Oh, yeah. Oh, man, a lot of how good Halloween. So do either of you believe in ghosts or aliens? Do you have a favorite scary movie or memory? I believe in people's ghost stories, but I've never seen them. I believe in ghosts and I believe in aliens. Hands down. I've always believed in ghosts even before experiencing anything and and when people tell me things, I believe them. You know what gets me is when someone tells when someone tells a crazy ghost story and a people are like, I don't believe that. I know. How can you not believe that? I know. Just believe in them. Just believe what they say. Yeah. I mean, unless you keep getting caught. A lot of people don't believe don't believe and it's so weird to me. Oh, I believe, oh, my whole life, I've been like, yeah, ghosts exist, and aliens. I believe in aliens for sure, but I haven't seen, I guess I haven't seen one in real life. I are. Not that you know, it could be a look at like a human. Gary could be. Yeah. I mean, I believe in an alien bitch. Skinwalkers, I didn't even believe in those until I saw one, and then I really started believing them. That's a ghost. But that was like a dear looking human thing, very scary. Maybe saw a ghost skinwalker. What do you think a ghost looks like? Do you think they look like something? I think it could form into many things. I think it could be just a feeling of coldness and can move stuff around. I think you can see an apparatus. I think it could come look straight into a human form, I think it could look a smell. I think it could, yes, it absolutely, I think it could be the smell. I think it could be many things. Because you had a smell story, huh? I had a listening story. Oh, I thought some perfume in the bathroom one time. Oh, at the Maryland man, or Maryland Monroe. That happened to me? Yeah. Mm-hmm. You told the story on the pod. Oh my God, I forgot about that. Yeah. Little icky smell. No way. You changed from the bathroom. Was it at the Maryland Monroe Hotel anyway? Is it Monroe, Monroe, Monroe? Monroe. Monroe. I'm just remember, we've talked a lot about, I don't want to like beat a dead horse and reread all of our stories. We've talked a lot about those on our pod on this podcast. But I hands down believing ghosts. I believe in aliens. Mm-hmm. If an alien kind of, anything, yeah. If an alien came down and wanted to probe your asshole, but he was asking, to let him. He said, "Can I get a little probe?" Would you let him? Oh, yeah. I'd say check it out. Just let me know what's going on back there and report it back and what you're doing later. Because how cool would that be to just be like, "Hey, I got probed by an alien." What would the probe indicate, you think? Some little prong, those three prongs coming in? Putting the prong in you and getting your DNA and testing you. Just pulling out if you get some shit on the end of the fingers. Yeah. And he's like, "What's this?" Yeah. Say it's maltsteaks. Just say, "That's a maltsteakie." Yeah. What if you met an alien and he listens to the viral podcast, he goes, "Maltsteak." It's maltsteaks. Yeah. He's down in your front yard. I love the surprise maltsteaks. That'd be funny. He'd be like, "Whoa!" I'd be like, "Maltsteakie." I'd be like, "Maltsteakie." I'd be like, "Maltsteakie." I'd be like, "Maltsteakie." What if you came in contact with one and it wasn't one of those cute, tiny little green ones. It was those tall, scary ones. Great. And you're terrified. And you're terrified. And then it goes, "Maltsteak! I love him!" I'm freaking giving him a hug. Yeah. Sucking on his fingers. Ooh. Whatever. His fingers are that long. Yeah. Ooh, I'd say you want to... It's really its penis. Dude, they don't, they could fuck you with anything. Their fingers... Well, we can do that here. They don't have dicks, really, if you look at an alien. That we know of. You've never seen all species. You've seen what they've shown you. I've seen what the internet showed. You've seen what they've shown you. Yeah. I wonder what the real deal is. Mainly the people that see them kind of go somewhere after. Who knows? There's been a lot that stay here. Yeah, but sometimes if you see an alien, you get talked to by people. It's like, becomes very secretive. Oh, I love, I love all alien talk, Bob Lazar talk, anything. Oh, gosh, I love it, dude. Do you think Bob Lazar saw all that, what he saw? Yes. Okay. Oh, yeah. He goes in detail, dude. Just YouTube, Bob Lazar. There's that documentary too. I know. What's it on Netflix or something? Yeah. Bob Lazar. You'll find it. Yeah. Just click around. This guy does not give a shit whether you believe him or not. He didn't even want to talk for a long time. People are trying to make him talk for several years and decades and when the government finally released the stuff that they had on aliens, he was there, like in the Pentagon talking with them. I mean, come on. Come on. I mean, come on. At the scene. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Let's put to a together. Let's stop being a malt sticky and saying, oh, aliens don't. Yes, they do. People are like, no, they don't judge you. I'll be getting a million messages. They showed one on the news the other day. Yeah. That was CDI. That was your friend. That was Chad GBT. Chad. Chad. Chad. Chad. Chad. Yeah. Oh, wax. Wax museum. Sometimes you look at a video though and you're like, okay, it's a CGI or real life and then you have to dig. It's kind of getting to be a job. I was going to say, you have to think about that with everything. Oh, every single thing you look at, even if it's everything. Everything. Everything. Crazy. Yeah. Yeah. We always say look at everything from all angles, curd angles. Yeah. Just look at it from a different angle. Mm-hmm. That 90 degree angle. Yeah. If you're on the left, move to the right and look at it. Yeah. If you're laying on the ground, get up and stand up and look at it. If you catch an acute angle, look at it. Right. If you're looking at it, look through it. Mm-hmm. If it's looking at you, look back at it. If you say, are you an obtuse angle? Try to use your peripherals the best you can. Right, right, right, right. That's what we're saying. Yeah. Look back at it. That's all we're saying. So, yes. Yeah. Now, what was your other question? My favorite Halloween memory or movie. You know what? Everything memory, I really, looking back, I don't feel like I remember too much, but I remember now I don't have an Halloween parties. Yeah. For the kids. And just for the grandkids where she would like make fun like stuff. Rice Krispie treats and stuff with M&Ms and stuff. Like green juices. Oh, that's cool. And it was just a little smoke. Yep. Yeah. You called me to add smoke to the room to bring some vibes. She would play music. Go ahead. She would play music. Halloween music and we would just sit there and eat and kind of listen to the Halloween music. We'd be real little. And I enjoyed that every year. I'm like, "Oh, the Halloween party." Whoa. I remember trying to get the king-sized candy bars. I've said that. Yeah. Yeah. Before just really trying to get to so many houses in a quick time. Yeah. Because you wanted the good shit, the good handfuls, going back and just counting all your candy with your friends. Look how much candy I got. Yeah. Yeah. That was always fun. Oh, gosh, dude. I always to get pillowcases full. Would you be hiding your candy for weeks? I don't remember hiding it. No, we just knew not to get, you know, don't get into my candy. You wouldn't be getting in Ravi's dolls? I don't? Oh, secretly. No. We'd do trades. We would. Yeah. At that night, we would go spread it all out, make our pals. Yeah. We'd be like, I'll trade you these two smarties for these dolls. Oh, that was the best. Yeah. Can I get two smarties? That's cool. You got to work together. You got to work together. People would be doing that. We did work together. Oh, you have to go trade. It was a future. Because some people liked what other people didn't. Yeah. What would you be trading for? Dots, for what? Chocolates, probably. I'd want the dots. I'd want the Reese's. Yeah. I did not want those sticks that you like. Yeah. Those could come to me. People would just sometimes give me smarty sticks for free. I'd just take them smarties. Yeah. Some people would do that. That was cool. That's the cool thing about liking smarties. Nobody likes them. I hate it all. So yeah, I like Halloween. I remember one time at a haunted house, my friend was getting chased by a chainsaw and hit a pothole and just ate shit. That was, lives weren't free in my head. Just getting chased by chainsaws was a different type of feeling. Nothing today. Yeah. Yeah. I hate it when they do it at your ankles and stuff. Oh my. We got to go to a new house. I don't think I'll go with y'all. Wow. You got scared? No. Not smoke. Not at all. I felt extremely. Yeah. I almost started having a pee. A pee. A pee. It was pretty bad. Really? Because towards the end of it when we were in that little area and I couldn't breathe or see and I was in that little area and people were in front of me and behind me, I almost lost my mind. It has to kill the hell out with that spog machine. That's traumatizing for little kids. You take kids in there. You were in a damn bubble and couldn't even get through it and that smoke was blasting. You couldn't even open your eyes. The scary I liked, them scarin. That was fun. It was the claustrophobic feeling. Yeah. I don't think I'll do that again. Hitting the hammer or the shovel against the fence. Chasing you. How do I get that job? That'd be fun. That's what me and Beth are saying. I was like, I want to come work up here. I'd pop out and go, multi-inch, multi-inch. They'd be like, Chelsea, Paige, we need to go see if we can work one night. Oh, the whole crew, let's pull up and say, hey, can we get a little job? You don't got to pay me. I'll do it for free tonight. I'll be a zombie. I want that chainsaw. Oh, that clown walking in the parking lot, dragging that shovel. I want to do that. Oh. He'll shovel around out there because he looked great. That was actually scary. That got me. Ooh, I need a big crisp Coke right now. We should go Sonic after this. The hot chocolate, though. I need hot chocolate. Yeah. That sounds good. It's the season to be. Yeah, sell time. It is. PSL time. Wonderful. Thank you for calling in, honey. We love you. And Mount Stakey. Love you. Happy Halloween. Hey, honey. A rock bottom of the barrel pussy chime, and in episode 104, Chelsea asked if we could stop telling men to put their tongues in the pussy hole, and the answer is no. I've trained my man to tongue-punch my pussy hole, and I know I could not be the only rock fucker who wants to be tongue-tucked. Oh, yeah? All right. My bad. Yeah. She locks it. I didn't know. I didn't know women like that. Oh, she's been training. Like my clit. Not my hole. Right. My clit's not in my hole. He must have a long tongue. Right. If he's been a long, thick tongue, then that's fine. But if it's a regular tongue, he ain't doing nothing for me. Nah. If you move it up four inches or wherever the hell you're-- Four inches. That's a long way. Or wherever diameter we're working with. But move away from the hole. Yeah, the hole don't do nothing for me. So apparently it does something for people. It must. Yeah. Well, it's different if you're sticking fingers in there. But a tongue-- No. He's got that Gene Simmons tongue. Yeah. If you got a Gene Simmons tongue, okay. Yeah. We're talking. Dang. Girl, I want to make you sweat. Sweat to you can't sweat no more. And if you cry. Bread. Do you-- A longie, longie, longie. Do you put a hole in the-- do you put your tongue in the hole? No. Have you ever? No. Come on, man. No. I think so. Well, you know what? Of course you have-- put your whole-- put your tongue in the hole. My whole tongue? Maybe I have. It wasn't a vivid memory. Because most people don't have, like, the longest tongues, but it's probably so memorable, right? I just felt like I know not to. Because that's not where the clit is, right? Yeah. Hasn't it ever done that to you? Yes. And I said, what are you doing? Like, that's what my dicks for. Right. That's what-- Lick my clit. Lick my clit. Lick the clit. Come on. You can't lick my clit with your tongues in the hole. And then sometimes insert a finger, not all the time, but just here and there, no, don't be so crazy with it like you're trying to jam the last peanut butter out of the jar. Right. Apparently, this lady, and there's got to be other people out there that like a tongue in the hole. Oh. Which is fine. Sure. Which is fine. I don't want it. Mm-hmm. Lick my clit. Mm-hmm. Stay with the clit. So just ask the lady, hey, you want me to lick your clit or do you want my-- you know? Just like the balls, some guys like the balls lick, some guys don't. I guess that's the equivalent. Every human is different. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody's different. And that's the beauty of the world. Oh. Life's beautiful. That's the beauty of the world. I've been always beautiful. Yeah. Beautiful. Nah. Good. Good one. Uh-huh. Don't even know the words. Who sings that? Oh. Shh. Tuh. Hm. This I knew. His first name is... Gary Allen. Yeah, you got it. Gary Allen. Yeah, it's not so bad. Oh my-- well, he-- that's a cover, but yeah, yeah. Okay. ♪ Only the best I ever had ♪ All right. Hit me. Hey, honey. You've got a fuckmary kill here. Spooky lady edition. So, fuckmary kill Elvira, Vampira, or Morticia Adams. Let me know. Oh yeah. Oh. Oh. Vampira, the TikTok gals? Yeah. Oh my. She got wrapped up in the Halloween edition, FMK. Hey, these are all great. Okay. ♪ Elvira ♪ You know who Elvira is, right? Yeah, I think I was her a couple years back on. Okay. ♪ Elvira ♪ ♪ Everybody knows Vampira from TikTok ♪ I don't know if everyone does, if you don't go look. If you don't know who Vampira is, Blood and Vampira, please top in Blood and Vampira on TikTok, okay? Or, Morticia Adams. Okay. Who's Morticia? She's, you know, she is a Morticia. The Adams family. The Adams family. The mom. Long black hair. Jamie. Oh yeah. I wish we had a projector in here, dude. I know. A projector that just came down and showed me Morticia Adams. Wasn't there a newer, this is the one before the... I want the original. Yeah. 'Cause it's like what era can you live? Do the original. I can like send it to you. Morticia. Morticia. Yes. Cencha. Morticia Adams. Here we go. This is her. That's my first time here in that name. Elvira. Ooh. Okay. She's pretty. Uh-huh. And not dress. Okay. I think I'm going to... Okay, wait. Fuck Elvira. 'Cause she got that big hair and then big titties. Can I look at Elvira? Uh-huh. I'm going to... I got to marry Morticia, 'cause come on, how cool would that be? You're marrying Morticia Adams. Morticia Adams. And I got to kill Vampira. I'm killing her. Yeah. And I hate to do that, 'cause I love her, but... Yeah. Oh fuck. Elvira. Uh-huh. Elvira. Uh-huh. And then I will marry Morticia and serve Vampira. Your meals look great. Yeah, the meals your cooking look great. Your meals look great, but not today. Yeah. We got to kill you today. You're done. Okay. Maggie, you got to do it. Same as you. Same Z's. We are all the same on all of them. Uh-huh. That's the first that's ever happened. Well... It is. And when I was a kid, I loved watching the Adams family. Yeah. I kind of liked Elvira on USA up all night. I don't remember that. Okay. Remember Nick at night? Uh-huh. Oh, I was... Oh. Yes. All of Lucy. Bejold. Bewitched. Mash. You watched Mash. Yeah. What about Wild 'N Out? That's different. No. That was not Nick at night. Mash. You think I'm Nick Cannon? Always came on as I was going to bed. Yeah. Dude, Mash, the sound of Mash was so depressing. Really? Play that... Do you like the helicopter? Yes. Is that the Mash we're talking about? What the hell is that, Elvira? That was my... Bouncy boy. I got Salupi. Nick at night shows. This is all... I wasn't a big cartoon guy. This is what I watched. Nick at night. Sounds so familiar. Rin and Stumpy. Oh, I loved Rin and Stumpy and Catdog. Okay. That's why. Catdog. Catdog. Catdog. Catdog. I had a Catdog pillow and we used to always, me and Rachel, we still always dairy chillin' to go hump it. Hey, go hump Catdog. I had a Catdog pillow too. I bet we had the same one. Oh. If it looked just like Catdog, like real form. And it was... Yeah. The Munsters. I loved that. The Munsters. Bewitched. Green Acres. I never really watched Green Acres. I dream of Jeanie. Gilligan's Island. Yes. The Brady Bunch. Yes. No Clifford, the big red dog does ABC. I watched Laverne and Shirley. And Three's Company. Oh! Oh, if I could go back one night as a kid and I would just be a kid. Hump my dolls and watch Nick at night. Oh. And turn on Nick. And have somebody cook you a meal or bring you a snack. Or bring you a snack. Or bring you a snack. Or bring you a snack. Or bring you a snack. Or bring you a snack. Or bring you a snack. Or bring you a snack. Or bring you a snack. Or bring you a snack. Or bring you a snack. Or bring you a snack. Or bring you a snack. Or bring you a snack. Or bring you a snack. Or bring you a snack. Or bring you a snack. Or bring you a snack. Or bring you a snack. And have somebody cook you a meal. And so you had to watch it in real time. Yes. That's when I paid attention more to TV prices, right? Game shows. I can pay attention if a game shows up on TV. Jeopardy. Yeah. Yes. You've never watched The Chase, huh? The Chase, no. Okay. It's just like pretty much Jeopardy in a different way. Oh! Oh! I'll take a hat with y'all. Yeah, Roger introduced us. Oh, I love game shows. Greg's Dad. Roger! That's funny. Oh! Well, ma'am shows. Ma'am. Ma'am. Roger. He's due a visit. He has due a visit and he needs to come on to Roger's Corner and tell us another joke. We need a joke corner. Roger's called Roger's Corner. Yeah. Little stage. The stage was like an inch off the ground. Each. Each. Inch your way in, Roger. Come here. Tittle little joke. Come here. Each. That's how he says it. Inch your way in. Ma'am. Ma'am. That's how he says it. Ma'am to everything. You won't even say, bro, you'll be sitting in a room with him and not say a word and he'll be silent. He'll go, ma'am. That's that ghost speaking. I go, I didn't say nothing. Oh! That's what he says. Ma'am. Or he'll go, "Hey, Roger. Ma'am." Ma'am. Ma'am. Maybe he's hearing some things. Yeah, he's hearing. He's not hearing things. Can't hear. He's losing his hearing. What makes him go ma'am though? What's he hearing to say ma'am? He's saying what, but he doesn't want to be rude so he's being polite. He says ma'am. Ma'am. I know, but when he does, sometimes he says ma'am and nobody says anything, so I wonder what... He thinks he hears something. He thinks he hears something. He thinks he hears something. He thinks he hears something. I think he's hearing ma'am from down here. Ma'am. Ma'am. Yeah. Ma'am. Yeah, I think that's what he's hearing. It's like a twitch. I noticed there's a lot more now that I've heard him say ma'am. My dad says pardon. Pardon? My dad says pardon. Same thing. Pardon? Ma'am. Pardon? Yeah. We have one more question. Oh, let's hear it. Let's call it. Hey honey. Question here. Do you guys have a smell that makes you horny? Mine is really random and maybe kind of weird, I don't know, I know you guys don't. Shame, masturbation, but growing up, pre-teen teenager, we had a pool and we had a jet in that pool that really helped me through my teenage years. So now, every time I smell chlorine, it makes me horny. You guys have one? Love you, honey. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Interesting. Love you, honey. A lot of people think cum smells like chlorine. I've heard that. Hmm. But I think it smells like bizquik. I can say that. It smells like pineapples. No. Yeah. Your smells. You know what Libby said? What? Yeah, and Libby smelled my sock. I will say this, I don't think I've ever really smelled cum. You smelled mine now. Yeah. You smell it. But unless it drips out, I've never like had cum. Fresh cum. You're like crusty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fresh cum. Yeah. You need it straight from the source. Right. Yeah. Maybe, uh, I'll hook you up. Smell it. The next time he comes. And everybody's different though. It's going to smell different than. Back to her question. Okay. Yeah. So no smells. Maybe I don't think any smells turn me on unless I do smell something and get a little more wet, but nothing that stands out more. Maybe I'll start writing down things I smell and like how wet I am and she's a very spontaneous person. Okay. So. What about you, Chelsea? I don't think I've ever smelled anything that made me horny. Truthfully. Are you going to start doing a stat book too? A what? A stat book. A what to smell ratio kind of. I don't think I've ever, I don't think that's going to happen next time, be like, if you're ever oozing, we'll lose a vert down there in your trousers, leak in because sometimes I'll get strings going from side to side, like a spider web. Stop. So if I ever, if that happens, I'm going to see what smelling on in the air, but that's not missing. That's not necessarily what was making you horny though. But I don't know that. Could have been something you heard on the TV. Yeah. I don't think any smells make me horny. I'm not a smell person. I will say men's cologne makes me horny. Okay. That may be the actually of the only thing. I mean, if I smell a clean man that smells so fucking good with cologne, I think you're all, I will fucking want to fuck the air. Yeah. That's true. I'm not thinking of random, random sense, but you're right. Men's cologne. Uh huh. Yeah. Nothing gets me like a good cologne. Like a good chocolate axe. Oh, you're right. That's the only thing. See, I like to wear a women's perfume. That's weird. Right. I used to. Why? Not anymore when I wore cologne. 'Cause it made you horny? I wore a Dolce and Gabbana light blue. Oh, I used to have that. Yeah. That's kind of a unisex sense though, a lot of them are now. Yeah. I heard it was going around like years ago with women wear men's sense. It will attract men to them because they like the smell of cologne. Oh. So maybe that's why Brett was wearing women's sense to get. I was ahead of time. Yeah, maybe. Curry. Gary. Yeah, you're right about that, Maggie. Men's cologne did. Absolutely. Ooh. What? Smell Maggie. Just all any, all, any and all. You're like old spies too. But if it smells really good, I don't want a gramp. I don't want those orange bottles that's been sitting in a, yeah. Not that. I mean, I want something that smells really good. You don't want Brut. Right. Oh. Although, Brut smells decent. No. Yeah. But you want a good like... A good? Brut cop. I don't even know the names. Yep. There's a Versace one that smelled so good. I can't remember the exact name, but Versace. Mm. Mm. Yeah. Ooh. Good times. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Happy. Happy. Happy. Halloween. Don't let the ghouls and goblins get you. Don't let the ghouls and goblins get you. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Thanks for lurking on in and being spooky and... Just being cool. Yeah. And if you've got cobwebs down in your... Hose holes. Home holes. Yeah. And you need them cleaned out. Maybe tonight's the night to get a little eggplant. Stick it up there. Tonight is the night. Maybe you'll get a little cockroach out of Halloween party. Maybe you'll get your pussy ate. Maybe... I don't know what will happen, but... You never know that. I love Halloween parties. Uh-huh. There's a good... Maybe you'll come in the clam chowder. Oh, come in the clam chowder if you get a chance. Yeah. Sounds wonderful. I love the pranks and the love you, our phone number is 442-777-3331, and always remember that you are doing great. You are looking good. And fuck where everybody else thinks. Get ready. Oh, fuck me. I'm going to go trick or treating tonight's. Damien! Who's fucking me? My god. Ow! Turn around. Who is it? Damien. 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