(upbeat music) - Welcome back to another special spooky kind of Halloween-ish episode of BS Reactor. As always, the crew is going to be using spoilers and profanity to get their ideas out. So if you're not into that sort of thing, tap stop before the music ends. Thanks for finding us. We appreciate you. - It's gonna get a little better. - It will. - As of yet though, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. (laughing) - Three, two, one. (upbeat music) - Hello and welcome to BSR Warm Up. Today I'm joined by... - Isaac. - And Pat. - And I'm Evan. We're a little bit short staffed today because our other hosts are losers who suck at showing up to stuff. (laughing) - And also have day jobs and whatnot. - No shade more than usual. - Day jobs. - Yeah. - They should work at the break of dawn or through the horrible nights like the rest of us. - Like we do, yeah. - Unblinking, unsleeping. Thanks. - I was like, so out of the five of us four was due work either early morning or late night. - It's weird like that. - Yeah. - Jack had a really normal person on the show. - Uh-huh. (laughing) - That was funny. - She only has that mild kid-punching tick. She's not. (laughing) My wife was just making jokes about how her dad always fell asleep in his chair in the evenings. And was like, at least Isaac isn't like that. And was like, I have been falling asleep a lot in the chair. But yeah, it's been busy. And also, it's like fucking harvest season in the Midwest right now. I have been sneezing my ass off. It just started like one day, like all at once. And I haven't been able to breathe completely since then. I know like you guys hear me sniffing on this and even though I edited out, but it's like- - For the last three days, all I've ever been smelling is, no, you smell like dried saliva. - Yeah, yeah. - But all I've been smelling is snot that someone knows because of it. And that's first time it's ever happened. And it's been very bad this year. - Isaac's gonna pull a lot of me coughing out of this recording. - Oh, that's fine. - That's gonna happen. The last one I did was basically just me being like (gasping) like the whole thing, yeah. It was bad. Usually I'm editing other people out, but it was mostly me last time. And I'm like, God damn it, Isaac. - Yeah, fuck out. - Mouth breather. So anyways, there's that. And unintentionally, this is probably gonna be our Halloween episode, if not very close. - Maybe we should do an episode of Halloween episode. - I mean, this is kind of a Halloween movie. - Yeah, no, I'm down. - Yeah, this makes weird kind of sense. - There's a lot of death in this movie. - Yeah. - So we have our current theme is, make Isaac feel something. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. - I decided to make him feel nostalgia. I threw down the Transformers theme movie. - Mm-hmm. - That is the official title. - That is the official title. It's pretty good. We'll get to that later. Today. - Today though. - Relatedly, we'll be talking about fictional deaths that messed you up when you were a kid. - Yeah. - And honestly impact. - Yeah, there's been a couple deaths that have happened recently, like celebrity deaths that have happened. They kind of brought this up for us. Pat, do you want to give us the list when we're just talking about this? - Like at the time of this recording, we had, he came to be at Metombo, James Earl Jones, John A. Mills, Shannon Daugherty, Bob Newhart, Chris Gustaverson, Maggie Smith, over Richard Simmons. - And I feel like every other week, we're just getting a new one added to the list. And I keep getting push notifications about Bruce Willis is saying that long goodbye. - Yes. - And that one's like kind of extra tragic for me because I watch catfish to the TV show. - Donald Sutherland. - Yeah, Donald Sutherland was the list. But his daughter was on catfish for a while as like one of the temporary hosts for that. - Yeah. - It was like, "Oh, Tallulah really must be dealing with this." - Yeah, like it sucks. - It's hard. And then just as the time we talk about this, like apparently two other actors died yesterday. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm just like, I don't know what's going on, but people are just dying like it's crazy out here. - Yeah, for sure. So we wanted to do something sort of related to that with the deaths that kind of messed us up as kids. - Especially because in transforms this movie, Optus Prime bites it in what, minute 12? - Boilers. - Yeah, a little bit of spoilers there. - And at the time when this came out in '86, this is what haven't made yours as the show been on here. - Oh, this would happen right after the second season. - Yeah, this would have been cat stoning G1 at the time. - So yeah, like, and he got just like, you could optus prime. - And then they were like, "Fuck it, we got a new prime, let's roll." - Yeah, Optus prime isn't just like some regular person. He's the star. - Effectively the main character host of the series is like, as a whole. - And so they did a bold thing of saying, "No, let's mark this guy in 12 minutes." - Right, and they did it to sell toys, like the most jaded capitalist-- - I'll grant you that like, there's a million different continuities of Transformers, there's a million different Optimus Prime's, but at the time, this was the era of the Saturday morning cartoon as ruled by G.I. Joe. So-- - Care Bears. - Colored lights. - My Little Pony. - Colored lights and temporary inconveniences with the worst things you ever subjected the heroes to, ever. And not only did several of these characters get messed up, but they just straight up murdered the central guy on screen and in the first 10 minutes. - But most of the characters, like a lot of kids had, you know, the toys of, just get unceremoniously executed on a screen, even me not being like a super fan of this sort of stuff was just like, "What the fuck was that?" We'll talk about this when we get through. - And Jerry West died and Joe up died. - So many people. - Dr. Ruth died. - Yeah. - I can't remember her. - Yeah, really? - Yeah. - Damn. - She died in July. - I still have a thing I like to flash at people. It's just an animation of her flapping her jaw with a floppy dildo attached to it. - Amazing. - Morgan Spurlock. I forgot that he died. - You wouldn't put making up names. - Super-sized me guy? - Yeah. - Shit. - Joe Lieberman died. - You gotta quit making up names, if it was ever heard of that guy. - Well, Joe Lieberman died. I forgot about that, as well as O.J. Simpson. I forgot he died. - So yeah, deaths that messed us up as a kid. So I'm gonna say- - Did you get mad about that? - Right now. - I was going through the list and I forgot that you died. - So the right out of the gate, I'm gonna say like, yeah, I mean, I've mentioned this in past, but like I had a relatively sheltered media landscape because of my parents growing up. So I wasn't around media a lot during the 80s and early 90s. Like it just wasn't a part of my life and I had to catch up on stuff later, but I didn't really have one for my early childhood. Like the only thing- - That's okay. - I'll be next with you. - After searching for a long period of time, I remembered that I watched Old Yeller. - Oh yeah. - And it was like towards the Anakin spoilers for this, you know, 40 year old movie or what the fuck ever. They shoot the dog into the movie. Like it gets rabies and dies. So like that is like a young child. I was like, wait, what now? - Yeah, and it's like something you come to expect in like the media for children is that somebody kills the fucking dog. - Yeah, and like trauma around any dog movie since then. Like even homeward bound, they sort of do a fake out where they kill off one of the dog characters. - Like shadow just doesn't make it. - Yeah. - And then oh, there he is, okay. It's fine now. - What was it? I haven't read the book where the red furring grows. - Oh shit, that is traumatic or watershed down. - Yeah. - Like since that I've seen all kinds of traumatic shit. - Shouts web. - Grave of the fireflies. I found a copy of Come and See at one point, which- - And I hate spiders. - You ever watched The Secret in NIMC? Is that a dark shit going on? - That is dark shit. Just Nicodemus, not Nicodemus, wasn't it Jonathan? - I haven't been able to help. The Jonathan fucking died before even starting, you know. - Mm-hmm, yeah. So yeah, like coming into things later, um, I think one of the ones that I remember, like early on, I remember just like remembering a movie that affected me was 28 days later. - Yep. - 'Cause like the whole zombie thing, whatever. - Oh, are we talking about, but like the drop in the eye from the thing? - Yes. - That sucks my brain for a minute. - Gleason's character? - Yeah. - 'Cause you such a good father. - They felt so bad for everything around. - You're such a good father. - I know. - Now that's legit. - For me, I, um, obviously growing up, you have Bambi's mom. - Oh yeah, yeah. - You have that. The whole mother. - Mother. - Mother. - I had this really awkward position on Bambi because I grew up in the sticks. - Yeah. - And like the kind of poor where you ate meat when you fucking killed it. - Yeah. - Oh yeah. - So by the time that I watched Bambi, I had already killed Deer with my hands. - So here's the thing, they're poachers, right? 'Cause you're not allowed to shoot Deers unless you have a special license and area or overpopulation or whatever. - Yeah, but that's not really the kind of new ones you get near the kid watching Bambi. - Right, yeah. - Plus they like burned some of the characters alive in Bambi. - Yeah. - Yeah, it's weird. - Yeah, yeah. - But it's just like the whole tragedy of like, oh no, the hunter shot her. It's like, I fucking, I've shot it here. - And of course. - But you don't wanna see it. - I ate that motherfucker. - Again, it's like watershed down. - I had to. - You have to see it. - Yeah, I think you have to know where it goes so you can go pick the son of a bitch up. - I don't need to drown puppies in this stream to know about overpopulation. - You know what happens? If you don't shoot 'em right through the goddamn heart, they leave. They run the fuck away. - Yeah. - And die somewhere else. You have to follow them. - When that happens, then of course, obviously if you grew up in the 90s, we fossa. - All the Disney stuff picks are. - Picks, I mean they bought it eventually. - Oh, I mean, even like deep into adulthood, up fucked me. - Oh, yeah, for sure. - Like up, up was like my standard for trauma. Just the first, the intro part of up was my standard for trauma until you made me watch "Searching." - "Searching." - Yeah, right. - I'll admit, there's some movies that I've considered subjecting you guys to. And I was like, I don't know if that's gonna be fun to talk about. - Like it's just like the dying, you're just like, "Oh my God." 'Cause it's just like, "Oh, wow." - Like I don't wanna get that searching. It's phenomenal. - Oh, yeah. - It's just great movies. - It's just good. - It's just good acting. But the real thing that really messed me up, 'cause I seen movies where people died and I was like, "Oh, that's sad that they died." - Uh-huh. - Was it going back to the rest of the park? - Oh, yeah, for sure. - But actually, when Eddie died, he got eaten, got ripped apart by the train of sources. As cool as it was, that's sad. 'Cause he died trying to save them, right? That was sad. The biggest thing was one that Isaac laughed at, and has said in previous episodes that he has rooted for the bees. I'mma call it coke his character in "My Girl." - I read it for the bees, fuck that. - Yeah. - Both of these guys, heartless people. - Okay. - So, it's how it happened. - It is how it happened. - Okay. - Not when, like, when she sees the kid in the coffin, that sad, when the bees are coming up, it's like at... - It's like "Rosen Titanic" or whatever. - It's like Leo's speaking below the waves. - It's a little funny. - It's a little funny. - Kids dying actually isn't. - No, no. - As a younger kid, it wasn't horrible to me because I watched the movie "The Good Sun," and when McCully Cole can died in that movie, I was happy. - Right. - He was a son of a bitch. - Right. - But, he was an evil master. - Okay. - The one, you mean "The Home Alone." - You mean "The Home Alone." - Get up. - That movie where McCully Cole can be evil and tortured people. - Yes. - Yeah. - The one where he wasn't the protagonist. The one where he was doing the same thing, but he was the antagonist to "Liger Wood." And so, that, but when he died in "My Girl," it was so sad, 'cause the whole thing was, "Oh, I'm allergic to bees." And he was like, "I didn't know what foreshadowing was when I was younger." 'Cause that was obviously foreshadowing it. - Yeah, absolutely. - When his friend, "The Girl," the main character-- - I wanna call him a scout, but that's probably-- - Yeah, I kill him, I kill him. - Yeah, kill him, I kill him. - Yes, kill him, I kill him. (laughing) - Shoot, booed Radley, fuck me. - Scout was actually a robot guy. We'll get into that later. - Yeah. - But when you die, and in the funeral scene, where he was just like, "I can't see, he doesn't have versus glasses. He doesn't have his glasses. He can't see about his glasses." I was like, "Oh, fuck me." - As a little kid, that just, that broke my heart so much. He would think about it now. And the scene's going in my head right now, where she's just over and like, "Get up, get up. You can't see versus glasses. You can't see about his glasses." I was like, "Oh." - God damn, she doesn't understand. - Yes. - That total failure to get it. - That broke me. - There was some books like that too. - That, I don't know, what's the name of that lady? I don't know if she was that. - We usually ask you. - Oh, now you should know, real. - I usually know. - It's someone famous, I know that. - I don't think so, is it? - Good work. - Thank you. - Thank you. (laughing) - Yeah, I remember I read stuff like Bridge to Terra Bithia back in the day. And it was like, "Oh, I guess she's not coming." - Anna chugs me. - Oh. - Choo Musky? - Interesting. - What? - And Choo's Musky, I guess, is what she is. She was in Veep for a little bit as... - Wild. - Huh, I really thought it was like... - Amy Brookmeyer? - Sorry, I opened IMDB on my phone for a second while I was typing it in. It auto-completed to perfume and now I'm managing it again. (laughing) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - But yeah, what about you guys? What fucked you up as a kid? (sighing) - Was it Transformers? - Well, I mean a little bit. That's why I chose that movie. With that, and I have a psychotic super nerd friend that won't quit fucking telling me I need to put it on this podcast. But the one that sticks out to me, and this is gonna be, there's some depth of nerddom we're gonna have to wade through here. - Oh yeah, for sure. - There's a book that came out in 1999, I wanna say. - I'll just, R.I. Salvatore is an author that writes a lot of fantasy stuff. - He is like the guy that writes DNA stuff. - Yeah, well he took a little trip through "Star Wars" for a while because everyone was doing it in the 90s. - Right, it paid well. - Yeah, and the 90s "Star Wars" novels were just like the thing you did if you were a writer and you had a minute. And I read basically all of them back then. And I didn't have a quality bar at the time. So there's a sequence where this horrible alien race from outside the galaxy is invading and they are totally absent from the force for some reason. And also all of their technology is alive. Not they have living computers or whatever, but like ludicrously advanced animal husbandry has crafted everything they have. - Oh. - Like their spaceships are living things that they have bred that way over millennia and they all carry self-defense weapons that are also belts and snakes. - Interesting. - And just, there's a lot. There's a lot going on in there. It's very bad. But at the time-- - But to the super nerd, it's back then it was time. - At the time, this is why the emperor was developing the love of, yeah. - I see you're familiar with the exam long. - Yeah. - So well, at the time in the plot of the parts of "Star Wars" that we don't talk about, not real anymore because Disney said so. Luke Skywalker was rebuilding the Jedi Order as a thing, he had an academy and whatever. The new Jedi Order series. - They kinda kept that. - A little bit. They made it much worse, which is an accomplishment. There's one called "Vector Prime" as an iron solvatory novel novel. He didn't do all the new Jedi Order stuff. There's a lot of different authors involved, but that's kind of how they did things for "Star Wars" arcs. There are some that are exclusively one author. I think Michael Stackpole and Timothy Zahn both have really strong-- - Yeah. - In single voice kind of things, but a lot of the bigger plot arcs were multiple authors. And it's one of those similar things is when we're talking about "Transformers" where there are characters who are untouchable, right? The main cast of the original trilogy is not to be fucked with. - They have plot armor. - Yeah, and like you can put them in your novel, you can do whatever, but they come out of it the other side and fuck you. So are a solvatory killed Chewbacca? (laughing) - Oh my. - You know, there's, you don't wanna kill an important character like that without making it worth it. You know, when we go out like a bitch. So he dropped a fucking moon on him, but it was just kind of, there are tent situations with other characters and there are things like Luke Skywalker kind of has successors. So he seems more vulnerable. - Yeah, and he has a wife too. - And if like his wife at the time had kind of stepped up into sharing his role as a mentor for people, Luke maybe seemed in danger and hot and like I had kids and they were adults. - Yeah. - And so like maybe. - And this wasn't just like a French thing. Like there was a Star Wars fighting game back in the 2000s. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, that referenced these books. - Yeah. - I forget the martial arts, whatever thing carry on sigh or something. - Yeah, it was not important. - Yeah, anyway, like Luke Skywalker's wife was a character and that affirmative were cracked late. So it's like, this wasn't like French for the Star Wars, yeah, I mean after the original trilogy was over, these novels were it until Phantom Menace hit, which was. - Received interestingly. - Which was in the, like that was into the 2000s. - Uh-huh. - Yeah. - It was in one 2002? - Yeah, somewhere in there. - So basically. - Free, maybe, I guess I know episode two is 2005. - Yeah. - So basically this guy Thanos Chewbacca, like Thanos did to Iron Man on Titan and dropped the whole moon on him. It kind of, it was a, we can't defeat this enemy in this place and everything is lost. So Chewbacca was part of the plan to make sure the fucking moon landed and killed them all. But it's one of those somebody has to stay behind. - Oh, okay. - But it's just like to make it chewy doesn't go down to some stray blaster bolt or some whatever the fuck they dropped a moon on a planet and destroyed everything and that's what it took to kill him. - Right, yeah. - All right, but it's just the shock of like, oh fucking Chewbacca is just dead now. - Yeah. - Like, that's the kind of thing that a lot of those authors didn't have the nuts to do. - Right? - Just, like, kids. - And, like, Salvatore was in the very enviable position in his Star Wars writing career where he doesn't have to hang out in sci-fi to have a career. His core constituency doesn't give a shit about Star Wars. They're all, can dragon lanterns. - Right, yeah, and like kids, like, but it's not like Death was like a foreign thing to kids because, you know, the A team kill off dozens of people. Like, I saw Mario and Sonic die thousands of times. - Sure, but not narratively. - There's a difference between narrative death and whatever. - And it's sort of funny because, like, G1 Transformers, they get shot a lot. - Yeah, it never matters. - Yeah, and it's just their back. There's even less thing where there's a space station character, they rescue him from the ice and he's a Decepticon for an episode and then he turns back to the, to the good side, but he gets trapped in the ice again and is like, oh, he's gone forever. Two episodes later, they come back and get him. So they were just like, oh, I guess we can't just pull him from the ice again. - Yeah, no, but yeah, but yeah, no, it was just, it was rare and like, Star Wars really didn't play that game. You would kill off characters for effect or whatever that you introduced in this book. - Yeah. - Or they were like, in a short arc. - Once you get used to it, you can kind of predict like, oh yeah, that guy's dead. - Yeah, right. (dramatic music) (tires screeching) - It gives you how like stuff was before episode one. 'Cause I wanted to start reading Star Wars novels, but then I saw those like nine billion of them. I'm like, I'm that, I don't know. - You're fine. You're not, as someone who's read about eight billion of those, you're not missing out. - There's a couple good ones, like X-Wing's fine. You got the Thrawn or whatever. - Yeah, the Thrawn, maybe like, Rogue Squadron and Wraith Squadron. - Yeah, they're passable fiction, but-- - Wraith Squadron's pretty fun, actually. - I read a couple of short stories they did about the Sith, called Sith Chronicles or something like that. - Boo. (laughing) - They had them on tape at the library when I was growing up, but my parents were against it. So I just pirated everything. - What are they not like, what were they for besides Jesus? - Adventures in Odyssey. (laughing) - What? It's a focus on the family interviews. - They had the weirdly high production audience. - If you had to listen to weird Christian themed, whatever, you needed to be listening to the Prairie Home Companion. - Oh yeah. - Could you watch Veggie Tales? - Yeah, that was the thing too, for a while. - If you could watch Veggie Tales, I'm like E and me, if you remember that. - Oh. - Yeah, it sucked. - Don't worry, you've read so many books when you're younger. - Yup, 'cause I didn't censor my library card, so like, I just went nuts with that. I was like, oh, it's books, so like you needed it. - And they were weirdly okay with kung fu movies, so I watched like a lot of Jackie Chan. - Well, that's just, you know, everything's wholesome about Jackie Chan movies, so. - It's like literal Chinese propaganda. It was like a big part of my childhood, because my parents couldn't be fucked under seeing Chinese. - No, that explains a lot. - That explains a lot. - That explains a lot. - Stuff now, don't wanna be watching. Don't wanna be always like, let's watch this, drop Japanese. - Oh, this is gonna be more to come, don't worry. - Chinese, private, you get a movie. - Well, anime, they were like, oh, those characters have tits, we can't have that going on. - My family didn't know about anime, and they were just, oh, it's cartoons. - Oh, yeah. - I got the first three or four VHSes of Ramo and Half. - Yeah. - But yeah, I'm like. - Those would just casually drop Teddy for no reason. - 13 or something at the time, and my 10-year-old cousin wants to watch the cartoons with me, and we just, there's some conversations we had to have. - Yeah, I'm like, okay, first off, you don't speak to your parents ever again, without anything, because you'll slip, yeah. - Yeah. - And like having some anime make a joke about that time of the month, and he's like, what's that mean? I don't know who has to have this conversation with you, but it's not me. It's just, it's not me. - I mean, I can't say too much about my mom, my mom, and remember that Columbia house? - Yeah. - You could pick your records? - Yeah, whatever it is, but they also do movies too, where you can get movies for like, you could pick like five movies for like 20 cents or something like that, something like-- - Something like 99. - Yeah, something stupid like that. So my mom told my sister, you know, and this is back in '92-ish that, you know, hey, pick two movies, your brother could pick two movies, right? And I'll get them for you. She ain't got what they were. If they're on that list, you could pick them, right? So my sister picked Dancing with Wolves, and she picked City Slickers. - Okay, these are both classics. - Classic, but also like, a little-- - Okay, okay movies, yeah. - Yeah, they're not too bad. At the time, my sister was seven years older than me, so she was, or eight years older, seven or eight. I don't know, she's one of those, she's seven or eight years older than me. So at the time, I was eight, she was 15-ish. So she picked movies that are appropriate for her. So I picked Terminator 2 and New Jack City. I'm eight. (laughing) - That's good times. - Yeah, so literally New Jack City, I mean, Terminator 2 video how bad that was. But New Jack City literally has seen where Chris Rock is nailing around as high as hell, in his underwear, and get shot for taking crack. So, you know, I bought that. My mom, she was kind of, you know, just, obviously she wasn't allowed to sex stuff. - Yeah, yeah. - So she was kind of like, yeah, you know, whatever. - You know, she explains a lot about me. - It's interesting the ratings, because the movie, the, you know, Transformers, the Transformers movie. - Oh, it's a G, right? - Well, yeah, but they actually bumped it up for the theaters. There's one character that says shit once. - Yes. - So, parents would have to take their kids to the theater. Like, that was the thing. It was like, you have to have a parent, it'll get more tickets that way. This is not the only stupid thing they did. But also some theaters, especially across Canada, G-rated movies could only be played certain times of the day, right? And then if you were PG, PG-13 or whatever, was there teen a thing yet? - No, and that's the time of the year. - Not yet, okay. - Well, I don't know, when did a Double Doom come out? - Like, A4? - Something like that. - Okay, it was right on that show, but they did it so they could get more show times, too. But spoilers on this, too. It did not do too well. It survived at rentals and stuff. Like, it made its money back eventually. - Probably out by then, because Temple Doom came out in '84, and that was the movie that made PG-13 a thing. - 'Cause I wanna say Howard the Duck came out in '86 and- - '85. - '85, '86, we're in there, and that was PG-13, if I remember correctly, but don't quote me on that. The internet is your friend here. (laughs) But it's sort of funny because, like, there's so much death in this movie, right? - Oh, there's a lot of death. - I feel like we're drifting forward. - A little bit, yeah. But there's a movie that just came out in theaters. It's also Transformers, Transformers 1, isn't there? - I do wanna see that. - Is that what's going on? - Yeah, Transformers 1. - Wait, did you see it? - I did see it. - Okay. - And the movie. - Good things. - It's actually, it feels more like G1. I liked it, I thought it was a good time, but it is real fucking violent. (laughs) Like, no profanity. Like, it's obviously geared towards kid, but, like, Megatron shoots a guy point Blake in the chest, and then tears a man in half. - Awful. - Okay, but it's a robot. So apparently it's okay, but he's doing, like, a legit Mortal Kombat finishing movie. - Yeah, and that's how it is. I mean, that's how it is in this movie. 'Cause it's all robot stuff. They're like, all right. - I guess it's fun, but, like, there's some carnage, there's torture, there's, like, yeah, anyways, definitely see Transformers 1 to feed around to it. It feels like this, and that's why I like it. It's sort of, like, a perfect movie, but if you're gonna watch Joker or that, what, watch Transformers? - Is Joker out yet? - It just came out. - Oh, okay. - Don't see it. - It is currently an untracked to do worse at the box office than Morbius. - Wow. - Yeah, so, but we'll see. - But is it worse than Madam Webb? - We'll see. We'll see. All right, well, I think we got pretty much about that. You got enough to put, uh, 35 minutes. - Yeah, I think so. If I'm a bitch. - No. - Yeah, somewhere in there. We're around 30. - Oh, we're all at it. It's fine if it's shorter. - No, no, we need longer episodes. - Yeah, I'll just make this really long pause with awkward transitions between things. ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ - We'll just cut in one of your bullshit rap songs. It's fine. - Yeah, it's fine. We'll do like 14 musical breaks on this one. - Ooh, can you put in my rap song? I had made about ADHD. You could form a little way. That check. - You know, we've all been playing with the AI generations these days. - Yeah, we've been playing. I've been making all that stuff. - Oh, they have. - Yeah. - I spend enough time around generating AI, I don't need any more of it. - If I was like stealing work with someone that would be like one thing, but like I'm stealing work for a music guy, which is me, so like I don't feel as bad about it. (laughing) - You're basically screwing yourself over, man. - Oh, no, I'm not gonna have to spend time making a song. Oh, shit. I mean, like I enjoy doing the music. Don't give me wrong, but like some days, it's like late on Tuesday. All right, I'm gonna half-ass this. (laughing) A lot of the stuff that just has like piano and drums in it. I'm just improvising it last minute. (laughing) - You just had music like this is, just having me say this is B-E-S-R. Drums noise, drum noise, piano in here and drum noise. And then here comes stuff that happens 'cause drum noise and piano. - Maybe you need the house music transition. - Oh, yeah. - Similar to drum beats, symbol crash. (laughing) - Trash crash. - One, two, three, base, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. - Yeah. - Siren sound. Two, two, and other noise. - Just really put in another noise, I'll say anything else. - The cat meow in a hoo hoo. - Yeah, meow, meow, bark. - Anyways, so, join us next time for Transformers, the Transformers, the movie, the Transformers from 1986. (laughing) - Transformers. - It's the first time for the movie that killed Orson Wells. (laughing) - Oh god, literally it did, it did. How long did he die in for this? - Five days. - After his recording, he lived five days, yeah. - Yes, literally him doing this is like, oh god. - His heart said, no it, fuck it. - Anyway, we'll discuss that next time. - All right. - And B.S.R. - Join us then. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. (upbeat music) - B.S. Reactor is recorded in the Midwestern USA, which is probably just as, as you're expecting. All voices, music and mixing are put together by the reactor crew. All rights reserved. If you have any comments, questions, or you wanna tell us about the movies that messed you up as a kid, contact us on social media or our website, B.S.Reactor.com. I swear someday they're just gonna let me take over the social media part and we'll start posting stuff. The internet is already undead, what are they scared of? Thanks for listening, we appreciate you. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (gentle music) [BLANK_AUDIO]
