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Today's podcast is brought to you by Howie's new book, Paperboy. To order today, go to HowieCarShow.com and click on "Store." Better strap yourself in. It's time for the Howie Car Show. And look for it. This election is not a referendum. It's an election between me and a guy named Trump. Cesar Chavez was a grandfather. He's the guy that got me interested. He came to Delaware. Who are you? The spirit of Cesar Chavez. When you look like Cesar Romero. Because you don't know what Cesar Chavez looks like. Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios. This message doesn't call Zeng Chairman Zeng, does it? Has implied that the number one has made it clear and available to him. Who does number two work for? Who is the number one? The number one is Xi Jinping. Xi Jinping, the president of China. He was number one. Should I allow Hunter to give his opening statement first? Yeah. We'll uh, doesn't appear Mr Biden showed up for his public hearing. Where's Hunter? Rump swabs, hacks, and moon bats beware. It's HowieCar. 844-542-42. So uh, Ron DeSantis' threat. Or maybe it's an offer or a promise to deliver some of those nice followers of Cannibal, the new leader of Haiti, to Martha's Vineyard, is already setting off major controversies among the wake community in Massachusetts. Did you know that Ayana Presley, formerly from Chicago, stopped in for a cup of coffee at Boston University, then got hacked jobs. Now she's a congresswoman married to a convicted drug dealing jail bird out on parole named Conan Harris. Did you know that in addition to being a member of the squad that she is also co-chair of the house Haiti caucus? I did not even know there was a house Haiti caucus. Is there a house Ireland caucus or a house Iceland caucus? But she's the co-chair of the house Haiti caucus. And she's very angry about what Governor DeSantis said that he's going to send the Haitians to Martha's Vineyard. Wherever the house has a sign that says, "Hate has no home here." It's soon going to say Haiti has no home here. So this is what she said. That DeSantis would continue exploiting vulnerable families is unconscionable, but unsurprising from a failed presidential candidate seeking to stay relevant. It is far past time to take federal action to stabilize Haiti and save lives. That means immediately halting deportations to the island so they can all remain here on welfare. Redesignating TPS, temporary protected status. I think that means for Haiti cracking down on arms trafficking to Haiti, supporting a Haitian led democratic transition. They've been independent for 220 years and they've just gone downhill. That's why Dominican Republic keeps building a higher and higher, more secure border, border fence. The longer they're free, the more they regress back into primitive savagery in providing the security, humanitarian, and economic assistance the island needs. How much more humanitarian and economic assistance can we give them? The more they get, the worse they seem to regress as a society. Eight, four, four, five hundred, forty-two, forty-two will play the cut again before our poll question about, you know, people are angry. They don't want any more of them in Martha's Vineyard. They think they should go to Mantucket or John Kerry's Island, Nasha, the third largest island in the chain. There are a lot of beautiful people, sanctuaries, people's republics in the Commonwealth that could take tens of thousands of Haitians, maybe hundreds of thousands of Haitians. Time now for the Chumpline. Not being a biologist, how will Kataiji Brown Jackson celebrate Women's History Month? Good question. Maybe she'll invite Shangala to the Supreme Court to address everybody on women's trans-black women's history month. Lovey, did you hear that deplorable Ron DeSantis is threatening to send Haitians to Martha's Vineyard? I knew we should have stayed on Mantucket. Can I get onto airplanes? Hey, there's plenty to go around. Martha's Vineyard, Nantucket, Nasha? Nasha Island too. Global unrest is battering the food, supply chain, and the energy markets. It is incumbent upon you to be prepared. Get ready with ReadyWise. Go to readywise.com and use code Howie20 to get 20% off your next purchase. Yeah, how we are heard that Haitian cannibal known as the barbecue are got in on a religious exemption. They asked him, "Are you a priest?" And he said, "No, just a fryer." I have a feeling we're going to hear that joke time and again. You remember, I can remember the good old days when Voodoo was the big problem in Haiti, not cannibalism. The Tontan Man Macoot, that was a pop-a-docks secret police. They look like the House of Lords compared to the cannibal gangs roaming the streets now. Since I started shoplifting, I've cut my grocery bill in half. There you go. Yeah, I think Target and all these chains have a much bigger problem than the self-checkout lines. And the problem is they can't do anything about these shoplifters because their members have protected the classes to a large degree. Where's the people in the self-checkout lines? They can still be lugged with impunity. It doesn't take a biologist to understand that the First Amendment is not there to protect the government from the people. Exactly. Boy, is she dumb. The more she talks, the dumber she is. You know, Sonia Sotomayor, not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but a rocket scientist compared to Katanji, Brown Jackson, who I always want to call Jackson Brown. You know Katanji? You know what? She's running on empty. Hey, Alex, calling to the opening. Xi Jinping is number one. But what we can all agree on is still Biden. He's a big pile of number two. The whole family. Any sane person should be thrilled with this before, but not the deep state whose dream is an open door. They need this new mob to finish their job, which sadly will happen if plugs get four more. Did you know the New York Times ran a story on Monday? I couldn't stand to read it. The headline was appalling enough, saying that the deep state really turns out to be fabulous. They sent some reporters out to find how wonderful the deep state is. They've saved us from Marmageddon. It seemed just like seven years ago that the New York Times was telling us there was no deep state. Now they're telling us how great it is. No wonder why. Come on, man. I remember I was running for president in Nevada, Hampshire, Vermont. And my wife, Jim Biden, called me on the party line and said, I just read you the poorest vice president in Congress. I can't respect that. And so I called a sparse person. I know. And I said, honey, I have to increase my cut from 10% to 50%. That was pretty good. He worked in a lot of stuff there. That was his best one in weeks. Hey, Holly, Trump arrangement syndrome, the pandemic should peak by September. Will you be issuing a earplug mandate? You know, we talked yesterday about the the panic of 2020, 2021. It was it was it was just a a variation of TDS. Just a different variation on the mental on the mental illness. COVID, Trump arrangement syndrome, climate cult. It's all the same thing, ultimately. The governor in DeSantis. So what are you doing in Florida there with the potential arrival of violent Haitian gangs fleeing that island? Well, as the maritime state, it isn't easy as pushing them back over the border. But we have our fly for free and see America's welcoming city's program like Martha's Vineyard, the big and juicy Apple Brookline and our favorite, Arlington Mass. Some tells me they aren't coming to Arlington, Massachusetts. Not as long as the governor has the love nest set up with her younger gal pal, who used to work under her in the attorney general's office. 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It is incumbent upon you to be prepared for yourself and your family. Get ready with ReadyWise. Go to readywise.com and use code Howie20 to get 20% off your next purchase. Yeah, how we are heard that Haitian cannibal known as the barbecue or got in on a religious exemption. They asked him, are you a priest? Then he said, no, just a fryer. Yeah, they used to stick pens in voodoo dolls. Now they stick pens. Now they stick the thermometers in their victims to see if they're warm enough to serve like Thanksgiving turkey. I'm Howie Carr. The Howie Carr Show. He's Howie Carr. We do have our transport program also that's going to be operational. So at Haitians land in the Florida Keys, their next stop very well may be Martha's Vineyard. How about Nantucket? Damn it. Nasha Island. So many places they could be put. How about Wynnum? Hamilton up on the North Shore. How about the People's Republic of Brookline? Cambridge, home of Harvard, where they had a memorial service for all the terrorists who were slain at the Sheepa Hospital in Gaza. They were hiding out there. Their Harvard students are very disturbed about that. How about all the MIT students? They could, who were harassing Jewish students on the campus, they could share their dorms with a few cannibals. Today's poll question is brought to you by local Silver Mint located in Ware, New Hampshire. Silver Dave will work with you directly. Contact him at local silver mint.com. Taylor, what's the poll question? What are the results thus far? Today's poll question, which you can vote in at HowieCarShow.com, is since he's already gifted Martha's Vineyard, where in Massachusetts should Governor Ron DeSantis send the next batch of Third World illegals? Nantucket, Nasha Island, Brookline, Cambridge, Arlington, Swamskitt, Chatham, or Amherst. I threw Swamskitt in because that's where Charlie Parker is from. The other locations, obviously, speak for themselves. I'm voting for Cambridge. 29% say Cambridge, 32% say Nantucket, 9% for Brookline and Amherst, and 8% say Nasha Island or Arlington. All right. 844-542-42. Have you heard about this case, this 617. Crystal Condolario was sentenced to life in prison for going on vacation to Puerto Rico, leaving her 16-month baby alone in the crib for 10 days. Baby died because it was in Ohio, needed an interpreter in court. Now, the globe has a story today about there's the backlash against migrants is growing. Some say it's racism. And then they quote some woman from Salem, who's lived here for 30 years and needed an interpreter to speak. She was speaking in Spanish. You have to live here for 30 years. And she thinks that she thinks that these nasty, nasty people from Massachusetts don't like people who just come here and don't speak English and want to live off the fad of the land. 844-542-42. Before we go back to the phone lines, I want to read you another story here. Burglary tourists terrorizing LA as marauding South American gangs fly in to steal from mansions. Wealthy Los Angeles residents are increasingly seeing their luxury goods stolen by bands of quote, burglary tourists, unquote, unquote, who are exploiting the U.S. visa system to enter the country and break into mansions before fleeing to their home countries with the loot police have warned. The burglars from Chile, Ecuador, Colombia and Peru are allegedly responsible for 94 burglaries in just one section of the city in 2023 alone. The LAPD told the Los Angeles Times. The gangs are also believed to have stolen from Long Island in New Jersey last month and in 2022. The FBI considered them an enormous threat to the U.S. It is believes the thieves are entering this country under a Barack Obama 2014 visa waiver program that was intended to increase tourism from trusted countries. Orange County District Attorney Todd Spitzer said. It allows south of the the Obama Biden program allows South American criminals to enter the United States for an unlimited number of 90 day periods. These illegal do not carry guns as they don't want to risk gun charges but are often equipped with so-called jamming devices that allow them to access a home's Wi-Fi system and potentially unlock security systems connected to the internet. They also tend to target homes that are easily accessible from open spaces like hiking trails and canyons. So in other words, if you buy next to some conservation land because you think they're not going to be able to build on it, some illegal aliens are going to come in from South America and rob you thanks to Joe Biden and Barack Obama. Making matters worse, Chile and President Gabrielle Boric refuses to give the U.S. criminal histories of Chile, Chileans using the illegal alien tourist system which does not require a background check the district attorney told the LA Times. The DA in Ventura County has set up a dedicated prosecutor to deal with crimes committed by these burglary tourists. A 17 year old Chilean national was caught in Arizona following a series of jewel heists that was just happened recently. Another Chilean national was arrested several times last year after being suspected of being part of an organized burglary ring responsible for a minimum of 10 residential burglaries according to the LA Times. Last month three Chilean nationals were arrested after a spree of burglaries in Nassau County Long Island in New Jersey and Howie Carr. Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios One more couple more things about Chilean thieves in Nassau County. Another group of Chilean thieves failed to show up for court and fled back to Chile to avoid prosecution in December under the new bail laws. This is in New York state obviously. These two individuals were supposed to report to get their ankle bracelets. They did not said the police commissioner. What a shock, huh? What a shock. But they're not just here to rob the mansions of the rich and famous. Bailey's Crossroads, Virginia. Two men from Chile, illegal aliens were busted for having sexual relations with an underage girl in the parking lot of Bailey's elementary school and Bailey's Crossroads. Crossroads. Security found a juvenile female naked with two adult males, illegal aliens naked in the back of a car with West Virginia tags. Subjects have no IDs and no driver's licenses. Isn't Joe Biden great? Aren't Democrats great? Isn't the new world order great? Isn't the celebration of diversity? Great. Eight four four five hundred forty two forty two. Dennis, you're next with highway car. Go ahead, Dennis. How do you deal with any amphibious illegal invasion? I think Run Santa should consider not letting their feet touch you as soil in a sport. I think that's his plan. That's Nova Scotia. What did what did the maritime provinces do to deserve this? Dennis. Hey, let Trudeau's people's republic enjoy the benefits of surging cultural enrichment for a while and see how it goes. And their native tongue is some kind of dialect of French, isn't it? Yes, Haitian Creole, it's called. Yes. You're right. I mean, yeah, I think actually, I think some of them have moved to Montreal, because they got a good welfare system in Montreal and they, you know, and they can get that the welfare workers, some of them speak French. So it's a it's a win-win for cultural diversity and for the Haitians. Thanks for the call, Dennis. Noah, you're next with highway car. Go ahead, Noah. How are you? Yes. Yeah, listen. Last week John Henry, the owner of Boston Globe, he drove his yacht down to Florida hosted for a huge party for the Red Sox. Yes. I think it'd be a nice gesture to load the boat up with Haitians driving back to Boston Harbor and allow them to summer on it. You know what, he's got that boat is stashed on the dock behind the Boston Harbor Hotel. He has a big he has a big luxury penthouse type suite at the Boston Harbor Hotel. Noah, he could he could put some on the boat and he could bring some up into his suite at the Boston Harbor Hotel. And you know, his wife is the publisher of the Boston Globe. I mean, I'm sure she would be very eager to share her penthouse suite. And then they got the Globe offices there on State Street. You know, they could put up hundreds of them in there, too. That's a good suggestion, though. That would be a nice show, sure. And you know, Hait has no home here either at the Boston Harbor Hotel or on his 68 or 70 foot yacht or in the editorial offices of the Boston Globe. Good, good idea, Noah. Mark, you're next with Howie Carr, go ahead, Mark. Yeah, yeah, Howie. So I wanted to speak briefly about you mentioned last time with Jamie Raston. But first, I just wanted to offer a city for the Haitians. Yes. Now, in full disclosure, I was born and I grew up in Lawrence. Okay, I in my pre in my formative years from the late 60s up until the mid 70s. And now, I mean, Lawrence is now nine anywhere from 90 to 95% Hispanic. It's Puerto Ricans who are born US citizens. And then you have tons and tons of Dominicans. A great percentage of them are illegals. Now, we know that Haiti and the DR border each other. Right. So why don't they just reunite the Haitians in Lawrence with their buddies from the Dominican? And then it might be 100% Dominican as you as you know, Mark, the Dominicans don't don't think much of the Haitians. That's why they have these giant walls. Have you seen those pictures of the walls? You know, you know, you know, like a couple of generations ago, they didn't have any walls because the Haitians knew better than to try to cross over and, you know, rob the Dominicans or, you know, just start flopping there and taking it easy. They weren't allowed. But you know, now, now they have now they have to build the walls to keep them out. So quickly to Jamie Raskin, who you brought up last hour, that little communist turned. So I was watching him during the testimony of Robert, her, and not that he, you know, said anything more than different than what I have expected. But what surprised me the most how we was that I remember Raskin having pepper colored hair, white and maybe sprinkles of black. Yeah, I was watching it and his hand was jet black. All of a sudden Jamie Raskin has gone the Grecian formula roof. He must be like expecting to do a lot of like interviews on the communist news network and NSL. Well, he wanted to run for the Senate, you know, he wanted to run for the Senate. What's the name? Cardin is retiring. And the fact is, though, there's another congressman from there. I think his name is Tron. And he's the guy who started Total Wine, which is now the biggest liquor retailer in the country, cheapest prices, and probably the best overall, I mean, for a large multi-state chain. And Tron has so much money, Raskin didn't have a chance. So, you know, as I'm sure Tron is terrible, and I know Hogan's terrible, the Republican is running, but either either Tron or Hogan is better than Jamie Raskin. Oh, the worst. Thanks for the call, Mark. 844-542-42. Anyone ready for a few Biden cuts? How about a few Biden cuts? Cut. Remember yesterday, he was talking about getting on the Air Force One. And last week, he said, join him to fly to all these cities, including Moscow. And then yesterday, he said, I just fly to all these cities, including any major city in America. Well, today, he's got a new destination on Air Force One, cut five. Whatever prescription you have made by any American drug manufacturer, jump on Air Force One, and they'll fly to any country, any major city in the world, from Toronto to Berlin to Baghdad. Anyway, anywhere around the world, I'll get off the plane, you bring that prescription into that country, you'll be able to buy for 40 to 60 percent less. Baghdad? So guess what? When we began to manufacture? I'd rather go to Moscow than Baghdad. And I said, look, Baghdad, remember he called Trump his predecessor, but that predecessor is a very tough word for a brand into process. So he's been calling him, well, he did it again today. He called him the professor, cut seven. And now they're trying to repeal the inflation reduction act, the most significant action ever on climate. That's going to create hundreds of thousands of jobs, many of them, their own states, and your district, particularly states like Arizona. That's when my professor, my predecessor was in office. Professor Trump, Professor Trump, cut eight. But they can't get greedy. And we want to do his, he wants to do this again, the bottom line, I want to build a future. Let's have some more slurring, cut three. That's why we're dedicating $50 million of chips funding to partner with Intel and community stakeholders like community colleges, state and local governments, labor unions and universities to train a new generation of workers for the semiconductor industry. There's three industry, cut four. Arizona State University is expanding its engineering program. Catch this. Every time you guys know this, every time I say it and I talk about it, it's just astounding to me. It's going to expand their engineering to over 10,000 additional students. I don't know. I have no idea what he was talking about. Cut six. We've reduced the consequence of the law I wrote and got passed. We've reduced the federal deficit by $160 billion. Hear me? $160 billion. You know why? Medicare doesn't have to pay $400. They have to pay $35 for that and much, much more. That's why I want you to get on Air Force One and go with me to Moscow and Baghdad. We'll save some money. Cut one. Make no bomb. Made it. Everybody has the right to organize, man, to have their labor rights protected. What did he say? Make no what? Make no bomb. Made it. Everybody has the right to organize, man, to have. Make no bomb. Make no bomb. Made it. I agree. Make no bomb. Cut two. We're going to become the manufacturing capital world again. People looked him like, "Where the hell's the written saying? We're not going to be the manufacturing capital world again. We're already created 825,000 new manufacturing job." And you're just getting started. How about the chips act? How about the chips act that nobody wants anything to do with? Because you've written DEI into it, which means you have to hire people who can't read, to let alone not do any kind of engineering. 844, 542. Steve, you're next with Howie Carr. Go ahead, Steve. Howie, I think the root cause we need to address with illegal Haitian immigration. And that is because since 1804, I think Haiti has been independent of France and it has had nothing but problems ever since. So I think the Haitian public should petition France and become a colony again. And I think it would really improve life in that country. You know, the French have a word for how they would vote in a referendum to re-annex Haiti. The word is no. That's French for no. It would be great for Haiti. I think they would prefer to come into the United States as the 51st state for the real welfare benefits. But you know what? I'm going to translate in English what the referendum vote would be in the United States. It would be no. That's English for the French word. No. Thanks. 844, 542, 774. The Baghdad CVS doesn't sell shaving cream. I mean, there just wasn't much demand for the shaving cream or was it all shop-lifted like they don't sell shaving cream in the drug stores here in the U.S. 844, 542, 42. I'm Howie Carr. Want more from The Howie Carr Show? Yes, always. Watch Howie Live at rumble.com/The Howie Carr Show. He's not just another pretty face. He's an extraordinarily good looking man. He's Howie Carr. That's a little bit of a bromance going on there. Howie Carr is back. Local illegal aliens in the news. Brazilian man charged with escaping from federal custody. A Brazilian residing in Framingham. Go figure. Has been charged with allegedly escaping from federal custody while in transport to the Wyatt Detention Center in Rhode Island. That's this is from today, this afternoon. Victor Rodriguez. Demora Parara. 20. And I get compliments on the hyphen. Sure you would. Sure you would. Yeah. He was arrested in September of 2021 by federal authorities in Arizona. He was subsequently replaced in removal proceedings in October of 2021, but allegedly failed to report him was considered an obsconder. Stop me if you've heard this one before. So he was lugged in Framingham. You would think he could have blended into the population in Framingham. But when he was being transported to the Wyatt Detention Center, he made numerous attempts to escape. While in full restraints and seated in the prisoner compartment of the transport van, he pulled the lock pen with his teeth. He then allegedly forced his body through a small gap in the vehicle's rear cage. And he pulled the emergency release tab, opened the rear door and jumped out onto the highway. He ran down the middle of the highway and disappeared. He was later located in a wooden fenced area behind a building in Waltham, approximately a quarter mile away. Boy, want to get back to his welfare card and his section eight and his EBT and his mass health card and his free cell phone and his free car. 844-542-42. Pete, you're next with how we car. Go ahead, Pete. I don't know how or true it is, Howie, but according to the news cycle, Illinois is going to allow illegal security guns. Yes, I believe that's true. Yes, they just had a story where and the illegal from Venezuela, who'd been arrested repeated times, shot a trans woman, i.e. a man in drag from Venezuela, just shot the guy for no reason. Yeah, but apparently you can't get arrested for using if you're an illegal alien with a gun. It isn't a great 844-542-42. Paul, you're next with Howie Car. Go ahead, Paul. Hey, how a big fan. I live in North A&M, but I spent a lot of time on the capers. I know you do. And one thing that would drive the liberals mad is if they house them all up at the Chatham bars in or maybe you were quaccid. I mentioned that great minds think alike, Paul. I mentioned that earlier today, that very place. One of my daughters used to work there. It's always been a wonderful place. It's got a great ocean view. Not as good as the Nosset Beach Inn, but think of those nights. You're grilling somebody that you just caught on Main Street and you look out and you see a humpback whale while you're basing your latest victim for your cannibal feast. Do you remember the old Thompson's Clambar in Harwich? I don't, but I'm a newcomer to the Cape. Well, that'd be another great spot for him. [laughter] Harwich is getting a little too close to where I hang out on the Cape. Chatham is actually too close as well. I want Ron DeSantis to turn the boats back. That's my true hope. I hope none of them come up here. We're just having a little sport here. Hate has no home here. Haiti has no home here. Cannibalism, not on our watch. I don't want the Sons of Liberty. I like the Sons of Liberty, the Sons of Barbecue, not so much. Bill, we got about 30 seconds left. Go ahead, Bill, quickly. Go real quick, Holly. I was working in the denim jail. It was 2008 and the Dominican inmate told me we were talking about immigration. He said, "Oh, we don't have an immigration problem." He goes, "If they get caught in the country one day when they get to come over there and shot has shot, we shoot them, we throw them back over the border." Yeah, we don't want any of that, but again, they don't like them. The Dominicans do not like the Haitians, just like the Jordanians do not like the Palestinians, just like the Egyptians don't like the Palestinians, but the Israelis are supposed to love the Palestinians, especially the ones in Gaza who try to kill them and rape them. He had their babies, and how we car.