[MUSIC PLAYING] Live from our studios in Austin, Texas, this is "Drink and Bros. Fake News" with Ross Patterson. Dan Holloway. Papa G. with the travel. How you feel? Good. Good. Yeah? The field reporter, Hot Boss. [MUSIC PLAYING] And Delco Dan with sports. [MUSIC PLAYING] Welcome to "Fake News." [MUSIC PLAYING] Yeah! Welcome to "Drink and Bros. Fake News." Everybody bringing you the realest, fakest news of the week. I understand if you're watching this in picture-in-picture right now, and you got the tour neon. March Madness has started, Anthony. Dookie knees has already flown into the second round over there. Do you have them in your bracket or do you have B1U? Yeah. Yeah, Dookie. Yeah. I would never trust a Mormon. You know, certainly not 12 of them. The phrase "Mormons" is trending right now on Twitter, so I wish more men were like them. But now they're out. They're gone. You don't have to see them soak. Isn't that the ones that soak? Yeah, but there's like, you know, there's other stuff. Like what? So soaking, you can soak and then have somebody else jump on the bed. What's that called? I don't know what the second part's called. Is there a phrase for it, Bob? What happens when you're soaking? Because in the Mormon sex, you're allowed to put your penis inside the vagina, but you can't thrust, right? It's called jump-pumping, I guess. Jump-pumping, yeah. So yeah, you soak and then another person jumps. Or a lot of times they'll be under the bed and kick it. That works, too. So they're doing the movement for you. And this actually, much like a T-Rex that can't see you unless you move, this trick's God. Yeah. Yeah, relatively, if you pay attention to religion over the span of human history-- And I have. It's not that difficult to trick God, apparently. No, right. No, it's pretty easy. The Jews did it by hiding women on their periods outside the-- there was another smaller city. It had to. Over there. It's like, hey, you're gross. You gotta get the fuck out for the week. I just can't get over the fact, though, that you'd have to have your buddy underneath you doing it. I think if it was another girl like her friend-- I know. I think kicking the bed or jumping up and down. I think you hire someone. Like a midget? No, a Kenyan. Oh, you want a lot of stamina? I don't want that. Yeah, but it's got to be a female Kenyan. I don't know if they're allowed to run. They are. They win every year. They don't have rights. The women? Yeah, well, they run in America. So they win the Boston Marathon every year in America. Because we don't give a fuck about immigrants here. Like, everybody's welcome. That's how I would do it, because they can go for hours. I don't think, though, if it's your first time putting your pee in a V, if somebody's jumping up and down and you're just soaking for, let's say, five minutes before they start jumping up and down, that's going to be a quick release. I mean, you're done, though, pretty fast. Yeah, but I mean, there's round two. There is. Then three and four. There is. Obviously. Yeah, so maybe that's where the marathon runner comes in, because you want that over several hours, I guess. In between, like, I don't know, building a shed or whatever those fucking people do. Yeah, they do. They're mountain Jews, you know. So I actually-- this is a fun-- this is kind of how soaking came about, allegedly. We haven't even gotten five minutes into this show. Oh, I love it. This is what we're here for today. We're partying. In 18-- Spring break. In 1885, one of the LDS church's top leaders, 73-year-old apostle Albert Carrington. Not one of their bottom leaders. No, no. No, no. He argued during excommunication proceedings-- I believe that his own excommunication proceedings-- that his decade of extramarital sexual relationships with multiple younger women did not count as adultery and was only a, quote, little folly because he would only partially penetrate the vagina with just the tip of his penis. Sure. And only part of the shaft, quote, in the excommunication proceedings is on record, I guess, quote, the total, quote, depth of four inches and pulled out the four ejaculation. So he only went four in. His penis is probably only four inches. So yeah, he's putting the whole goddamn thing in there at that point. Good luck telling your wife that at home. Look, we wasn't cheating. I just put the head in and another four inches of my shaft. You got to think weiners are getting bigger, too, right? 'Cause people are getting taller. So it makes sense. Feet are getting bigger. Really? Hands are getting bigger, people are getting taller. So I would assume dicks are getting bigger, too. Dicks are getting bigger because our testosterone is down there. That's recent, though. I just mean, over the past, let's call it thousand years. Dicks are getting bigger over the last scrap day? It would have to be. 'Cause like the average person a thousand years ago was like five foot five, right? A dude would five five to five eight. Like Napoleon was average height. What's he really for his time, yeah? All right. Like George Washington was a fucking monster. He was like six, three. Yeah, that's all I am. Everybody else was like five, seven. So it's like being you and Hollywood, basically. Yeah, pretty much. Everybody's a fucking midget. Everybody's a very tiny, very tiny man. It's disgusting. And I'm glad you compared me to George Washington today. I appreciate that. That's not what I was doing at all. You sure did, no. You sure did, and I appreciate that. I mean, as far as owning slave teeth, I think maybe there's some similarities there. Ah, I've got a bag of them underneath my bed. Just in case. What, if these fall out? Yeah, well, you could make a wish for them too. Like if you go to one of those wishing wells and you throw in slave teeth, that's like. You're gonna, that wish is gonna come true. Like fuck coins. You're gonna win the lottery. Yeah. You're gonna win the god damn lot. I think it's up to 800 million right now. Yeah, but if a couple of these parlays fall out of my gullet, I'll pop a couple of slave teeth in it. Just to get the job done. I'd look into it. Yeah, I would. We might be giving them out too at a tasting tomorrow for hard AF seltzer. Ryan Mills, where are you at tomorrow? Right here, right here. I feel like you're Carmen San Diego. Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Ryan Mills. So this Friday, 22nd, I will be at total one 508, which is a address is gonna be 981 West Interstate 20 in Arlington, Texas. We got plenty of hard AF there. And we'll be giving out all kinds of merch and just getting rocked until we get kicked out of there. And it'll be a good time. So come on by from four to seven. Arlington, Texas. Tomorrow, nights. Join 'em. Well, I got my thing here. We'll sign a bunch of shit and have some fun, flirty giveaways. I like this. This is one of my favorite things that we have right now. I'm gonna, we'll give this away too. This is my favorite goddamn thing on the planet right now. We've got a bunch of cool merch and all that other shit. So yes. Go see Ryan Mills tomorrow nights at Total Wine, four to seven in Arlington, Texas. Let's face it, you're drinking all weekend anyways. March and March Madness. We've all got the brackets dialed in. We appreciate you tuning in to the show today. Let's give 'em a fucking banger. Start with the news, shall we? First up, Oh Hunter. Oh Hunter. The Hunter Biden hearings have started and they were explosive yesterday. Anthony. Like diarrhea. Yeah. They really fucking painted that porcelain, dude. Real paint job. And the porcelain up there on Capitol Hill. Two former business associates of Hunter Biden testified publicly on Capitol Hill on Wednesdays, congressional Republicans pushed forward with their impeachment inquiry against President Biden, leading to several tense and revealing moments. Our fave, Tony Blubelinski. A US Navy veteran who formerly served as Hunter Biden's business partner appeared publicly for the House Oversight Committee hearing Jason Galanis, another Hunter Biden business associate who was serving a 14 year prison sentence. You heard that right, 14 years. Testified virtually from federal prison camp, dude. Oh, it's so great. A minimum security prison. Do you think he used a prison background or a Snapchat filter or something? I didn't see that part, but I saw the Boobelinski pop this up. Pop this clip up here, Bob. The same people preaching this mantra, no better. They continue to lie directly to the American people without hesitation and remorse. Rep Dan Goldman and Jamie Raskin, both lawyers and Mr. Goldman, a former prosecutor with the SDNY from New York, will continue to lie today in this hearing and then go straight to the media to tell more lies. Hunter Biden's defense attorney, Abilow, weaponizes letters to Congress to try to smear my name. - Mr. Chairman. - Mr. Tate, the cold hard facts. - Mr. Chairman. - In an attempt to save his powerfully connected client and his father. I challenge Mr. Lowell to make those claims on national television so he can be held accountable for his lies. Prior to my successful business career, I was an officer in the United States Navy. At Navy's elite Naval Nuclear Power Training Command, I later served as the Command's Chief Technology Officer. - Please proceed. I apologize for the disruption from the... - Am I supposed to say it's my time, Mr. Raskin? - Yeah. (laughing) - Please, Mr. Bob Lasky, please. - Okay. - Come to order. Mr. Bob Lasky, Mr. Bob Lasky, please proceed. Please proceed. I apologize for the disruption from the minority. - Okay. - Well, you mean Mr. Chairman? - Well, he says from the minority, does he mean that? - You call the members of this committee and I just want to know whether the order and decorum requirements of House Rule 11 apply to witnesses appearing before the committee? - Does it apply or does it not? - Are they talking about it? - I love it, dude. They're actually talking about it. - Raskin is a fucking cunt, right? - Yeah. - Obviously. - There's decorum from the members. We've asked for that. There's no language that I'm aware of pertaining to a witness. - Thank you. - Oh, so shut your fucking mouth, Raskin. Don't cunt. - Make sure we didn't waste any of this time on the open statement. - Oh, damn it. What a piece of shit. - Mr. Bob Lasky, I'm sorry for the disruption. Please continue your open statement. - Yeah, I think you, Mr. Raskin, you-- - We'll make sure it's right. - Oh, okay, great. I just want to restate. - This guy's the fucking hilarious, by the way. - This guy's the fucking hilarious, by the way. - Abilow. - Uh, Bob Lasky really crushed it, yes. - Yeah, he really got in there and then, as I'm sure a lot of people have seen, he got into some kind of, like, back and forth with AOC about Rico not being a crime. This is going to annoy the shit out of me, but go ahead and play it. - Oh, I knew it would. - And we can describe it. - I knew it would piss you off. - Then we can just, like, she's a fucking bartender. And everybody else in Congress is an attorney. Like 90% of Congress are attorneys. - But she's got naturals and heavies. - I don't think those are natural titties. - They are. - No. - They're naturals. - I don't think so. - They're naturals and she's got heavies. No, no. - We've never seen her in anything that would let you know whether or not they're real. - I've never seen her in real life, you're right. I have no idea. - But, like, even in a fucking photo or a video or some shit, right? - We've, yeah. - Yeah, she's had her. Do you remember the video where she's tying back her hair? - Yeah, but it could be a push-up problem. - Yeah, it definitely isn't. - She could have, like, billiard balls and tube socks for titties. And she's just got them all smashed into some fucking push-up bra, you don't know. - I'm the king of naturals, dude. - I know you are. - And trust me, I know naturals when I see them. - That's not, no. - Yeah. - I don't think so. - We'll find out. - We'll find out. At some point, she's going to take the subway. - I don't know. - Somebody will get her, right? - She's got that Tesla, dude. She can park wherever she wants in New York City. But play this clip as she tries to go after Boba Linsky yesterday. - Is it your testimony today that you personally witnessed that President Joe Biden commit a crime? - I believe the fact that he was sitting with me while I was putting together a business deal. - Did you witness the president commit a crime? Is it your testimony today? - Yes. - And what crime do you have you witnessed? - How much time do I have to go through it? - It is simple. You name the crime. Did you watch him steal something? - Corruption statutes, Rico and conspiracy. - Is it what is the crime, sir? - You asked me to answer the question. I answered the question. Rico, you're obviously not familiar with. - Excuse me, sir. - Excuse me, sir. - Excuse me, sir. Rico is not a crime. It is a category. What is the crime? - It's the category of crimes that you're then charged with. - You have charges? - Of long hundreds. - You have charges, sir. Please name. - Name. - Exact statute on Rico? - Yes. - Well, it's funny. In this committee room, everyone's not here. There's over eight years. - All right, sir. I reclaim my time. I reclaim my time. I'll leave it at home. - Thank you, sir. I reclaim my time. - Yes, she wasn't one of them. - No. Very obviously. So just quickly, I guess Rico isn't specifically a crime, but all the other stuff he said, right? So far as the Foreign Agent Registration Act, which means if you're going to do business with a foreign government, you have to register with the State Department and Hunter Biden didn't do it, and neither Joe Biden's brother, right? That's one. That's a predicate right there. - Rico is what Trump is being charged with down in Georgia. - Sure. Rico was designed to go after organized crime, right? So if you can show a past, present, and future crimes, it constitutes an ongoing criminal conspiracy, which means-- - With more than what? Three or four members, right? - Two or more. Just like any, it's basically a conspiracy, but made for organized crimes specifically. So we have three members, Joe Biden himself, who has received payments. We know that, right? Hunter Biden, who has received payments, and Joe Biden's brother would receive payments from companies, from companies that are directly associated with foreign adversaries, which is a problem. Those are crimes. And the fact that three of them did it, over the course of time, those are conspiracies. So each time money changed hands, each time they had a conversation about it, that's conspiracy. Each individual time is a separate conspiracy charge, they had a conversation about it. And any attempt to cover it up, whether it is sworn or unsworn testimony, those are still crimes, right? If they filled out any kind of legal or financial paperwork that didn't disclose those things or that obfuscated them, those are additional Rico predicates, so yeah, it's a fucking crime. God damn bitch, but she's the one attorney, she's the one person, Congress, who's not an attorney, right? Yeah, yeah. She's like, well, fucking bear, bear, Rico's not a crime. I claim my time. But here's the problem with both Republicans and Democrats when you do this fucking bullshit in front of these hearings over and over and over again. It's all about them. They don't ever, it was a black lady yesterday. I don't know what the fuck her name was. She was a fucking moron too. Oh, yeah. Dumb, dumb. She never asked a question to him. She just kept in time. It's my time. It's my time. I'll let you know when it's time to talk. It's my time. And it was like, cool, then what are we doing? If you're not going to ask questions and you're just going to talk for eight minutes, why is he even here? And same with AOC, she said the same thing, I'm going to reclaim my time. Time for what? You to talk about what you think is happening. Meanwhile, the guy that's actually here in front of you, who's the witness, you don't have any fucking questions for him. And that's how most of these things shake out. If it's going against the Democrats, they'll never fucking ask the person questions and same with Republicans and everything else. They'll just kind of pander to their base and all that other shit. And then hope that something like this doesn't go viral, which it already did. Yeah. Well, I mean, the left probably thinks this is a victory. I don't. I think they probably do. Like people are completely fucking brainwashed with this stuff. It's weird to see. The other thing to going back to AOC here real quick was I checked her Twitter last night because she was trending all night long and this clip was going viral. And she said, you know, this is a sham impeachment inquiry and we should never be a part of this. And I replied under it, I go, you mean like the two times that happened under Trump once when he wasn't even in office anymore. And you went back to impeach a president who wasn't even in office anymore, like those two. And it's the same thing I've said for fucking four years on this goddamn show. As soon as you started these impeachments, dude, it's going to happen to every single president for the history of time. Yeah. Yeah. It's all this is, this is gay as hell. It is. It is. One of the other funny parts that happened during this was when Bob Olensky called out Rokana, right? So Raskin, Rokana, a couple other people, he had repeatedly reached out to them specifically, like try to reach out to their office and gave them evidence of wrongdoing by the Biden family. And they refute when this is when the Democrats had the majority, right? Okay. He kept sending them to stuff like, Hey, you guys got to look into this, blah, blah, blah. You have to do something about this? And they were like, yeah, yeah, I got a lot of shit going on today. My cat needs a haircut. So I'm sorry. Could you send that to my assistant? We'll get right on that. Yeah. I got a golf thing later on, just got the new PXG Black Ops driver. Yeah. I got to test that out. And then for this event, Rokana interviewed the other guy, Parnas, who is remote or whatever. And then after that was done, he left before Bob Olensky took the stand. Great. Because you know, you didn't want to get directly called out, although Bob Olensky called him out anyways. Yeah. He just didn't want to be there in the room when it happened, I guess. That's going to happen. That's a blonde chick you got there, Bob. I was looking for the video Dan was talking about, but I have some, it was, it's a larger tail of green talking to him. Oh, really? I didn't see this. What? What is that? Play it. Fuck it. What's your whole girl? Speak and say text between-- Is that WhatsApp stuff? You can play it. I think it's WhatsApp. I think it's WhatsApp. I want to show you a text message that Hunter Biden sent to you and his other business associates. I'm holding it right here. I'll read it to you. Hey, Tony. I have an idea. Right of the fact we're at an impasse of sorts and both James lawyers and my chairman gave an empathetic note, I think we should all meet in Romania. He's speaking about my chairman. When Hunter Biden came in for his deposition, he said that he was referring to chairman Yi and that the rest of your group referred to Zhang as a different chairman. Does this make any sense to you? That's a lie. I've never heard director Zhang reference as chairman and I had direct communications with director Zhang over WeChat, met him in Romania, met him in Moscow, met him around the world in New York, trying to develop this business and he was never referred to as the chairman. First of all, second of all, that makes absolutely no sense in the context of this message because we are discussing Oneida Holdings, LLC. Thank you, so he was not the chairman, just to clarify. Yes, sir. Okay. So I want to show you another text. When he said his chairman, he was talking about his dad. This is from Rob Walker. It didn't seem to make much sense to Rob Walker either. So he said that when Hunter, he said this to you, when Hunter was talking about his chairman, he was talking about his dad. When Rob Walker came in to give his transcribed interview to the committee, he basically said well, Hunter was high or confused or mad and Rob Walker said that he was just trying to calm things down between you and Hunter, but that doesn't really answer the question about who Hunter Biden is talking about. Hunter Biden lied to this committee. So here clearly, he says Rob Walker is saying he's talking about his dad. So I want to be very clear. We've established that Zhang is not the chairman, obviously. Is that correct? Yes or no? Let me show you another message. It says the Chinese want to do business with the Bidens. As a matter of fact, it says both coming to be my partner, to be partners with the Bidens with an S. He is saying is implied has implied that the number one has made it clear and available to him. Who is the number one? The number one is Xi Jinping. Xi Jinping, the president of China. Yes or no? No, the leader of the communist party is the foreman down in Jeffy. That's the number one. Yes. That's the number one that Hunter was referencing in that message. Now let's see the answer, it's in 2017, but I would like to make it known for this committee that Joe Biden pulled the press in 2016. As a matter of fact, I quote, "Yeah, I am. I am going to run in 2020." He told the press in 2016 that he was running for president of the United States in 2020. So here is the Bidens doing business in China in 2017. When everybody knew he was planning to be president of the United States, do you see that to be a serious problem? Mr. Bob, let's do it. And I wish this committee would thoroughly investigate it and focus on all the evidence that the SDNY has on CFC. They had Pfizer warrants, so they were recording conversations and I wish they disclosed all that data in fact to this committee. Thank you, Mr. Bob Olensky. I yield Mr. Chair. Look at that, dude. Look at that. So first of all, looking at Bob Olensky, he was the partner of Hunter Biden, who was with him on all this shit, right? I'm going to be honest, I kind of want to party with Bob Olensky as well. I think so Bob Olensky is probably the one to party with, because if he's hanging out with Hunter for that long and doing business, whether you know he parties, and two, he's been able to keep it together. He's been able to keep it together. And that's important. That's a dude you can fucking go out and do cocaine with. Yes. Like for real. Do cocaine. Maybe a hooker dies. Right. And nobody says shit about it. Well, Bob Olensky's going to cover that up. Yeah, he'll cover it up. He's the guy. As long as you don't fuck him over, right? Correct. And then you fucked him over. Now here he is. Let's certainly, he doesn't have any social media or anything, right? Bob Olensky, not short, but I like his demeanor. He's like a Russian police officer. He's stern, but fair. If he can find this guy. And I think probably Hunter crossed the line there and he said, look, fuck you, dude. You know, I'm not getting a cut of this anymore. And I protected you every time you were cracked out and you couldn't pull your dick out of one of those prostitutes. I'm the one that pulled off. I'm the one that jacked you off. I'm the one that made sure you finished and I got you home at night. I'm the one who gave you a Z bar so you could come down off the cocaine. Look, man, Tony, if you're out there, and you want a party, we're looking to hire somebody, you know, to run the booze company actually. Sure are. I don't know if you're interested in that, but you can just come hang out. We'll interview you a bunch of times and yeah, you know, it'll be Ryan Mills and Tony Bob Olensky on the road, dude, doing some dinners, we'll put some dinners on that Amex. Sure will, brother. We'll dial it up. And I, you know, there's been so much cocaine all over big naturals, I'm going to go back to naturals there and Hunter probably looked over and just said, hey, Tony, do that thing and he's like, ah, come on, man, do the thing, dude, I'm going to, I'm going to dump cocaine on a titties like, all right, Bob Olensky and then popped up cocaine all over his face, cocaine all over titties, everybody's having a good time. Bob Olensky is another guy I want to add to the party list. Hunter's at one, obviously. No, Hunter. Bob Olensky's at two. Hunter's at two for me now. Really? Because this guy's got his shit together. I don't want to babysit anybody. I don't either, but if Bob Olensky's there, like this is our for some if we're playing golf. Sure. Yeah, I would do that. Yeah. I guess. But I just don't want to put, like I want Tony to, you know, be able to do his thing too. Sure. I don't like the reason we're bringing him is to have fun. I don't want to jam him up with a fucking child. Yeah, but it's like, I, most people, you know, if it's a make a wish type stitch for adults, you know, one of us goes down with something fucked up. I'm thinking like us and Tony, and then Ezra Miller, and he's not going to be able to keep it together. If Ezra gets out of hand, he'll be a lot easier to control than fucking Hunter Biden. He'll start slapping people. He was slapping women around. Yeah. Right. He chucked a chair at that fucking lady. Nobody who slaps women also slaps men. That's true. People who slap women are cowards. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. Linsky hit us up dude. I'm ready to party. I guarantee you he'll be on the show in what? Three months within three months. We'll get up. Yeah, for sure. I mean, we've gotten everybody else went at home. This is called my mom who's on the show today. Tony Bubble Linsky. Do you know him? We end up doing lines with him for Gator Tales for hours afterwards. Great guy. Great guy. To cap this off here, dampening. What do you think is going to happen with all this? I mean, nothing. Right. I think probably if Republicans were to win both houses of Congress somehow and the president to maybe they're not winning, dude. This entire election is going to be rigged. There's no part of me anymore that thinks any of this is real. Well, it's definitely not real, but it's not going to be a real election. Should they manage to win somehow? Maybe Trump puts everybody in jail? I don't know. Hard to say, but there's so much stuff. He's only got one term, right? Yeah, because he's already done one and he's got to fix immigration and the fucking economy and the housing market, especially like that one, especially. It's like, I don't know if he's going to have time to be putting people in trial and shit and he's got to end some federal agencies in the NFA and other stuff like that. You know what I would do? And I'm being completely sincere when I say this from Trump. I go in first day and I give a pardon to Hunter Biden immediately and just say, hey, this bullshit's right left trying to go after presidents and their kids and all this other shit needs to end. It happened to me. I'm fucking sick of it. I don't really give a fuck if Hunter Biden and his dad were selling fake paintings and all that other bullshit. And then just end it and say, hey, dude, just as a party, can we walk away from this and stop going after presidents and their kids and shit like that? Like fuck it. That's what I would do because look, it's crack cocaine and prostitutes there and then just a couple of billion dollars that changed hands. Who was the victim in this? I think they should play Stone Cold Steve Austin's walkout music for Trump instead of here come or hail to the chief or whatever the fuck. Instead of that, as soon as the door opens, the glass breaks. Steve Austin would love that, by the way. I bet it would. It would be definitely a, I guess you could call that a bucket list thing for me. Fuck, it'd be a bucket list thing for me. I'd like to see it. But yeah, look, all this shit, if you're doing it in front of our faces like this on a daily basis over and over and over again, there's no fucking way that we're getting an honest selection coming up. Oh, we're not. I mean, there's no way whether or whether or not we get an honest selection regarding our, it won't be because of this stuff. It'll just be because we probably never have had an honest election in the history of the country, frankly. I'm just saying this is the only time in my life where shit has been this blatant in front of our faces over and over and over again and nothing has happened. The only thing that shit's happened to is Trump right now. That's it. And it's that, even that side is obvious where you're like, these are all fake fucking trials and all this other shit. This is a fucking thing that nobody's going to give a fuck about. Nixon got railroaded like this too. Like this stuff that he was doing was should not have resulted in him getting impeached or resigning from the presidency. Like being a member of a campaign and spying on the other campaign, that's not illegal. I don't know. I mean, like in, I don't know if, if the Watergate hotel is in DC, right? It is. Yeah. Is it DC a single party consent state or is it a? I'm not sure. It's one of those weird, because it's its own thing. So it's not a, it's not part of a state. It's kind of like a city, but I wasn't alive for, for recent Nixon. So I don't really know that much about it. DC is a one party consent state. Okay. So there, like no crime was really committed. Now G. Gordon Liddy was a fucking lunatic. I don't know if he's as crazy as that, that many series made him seem the one. Oh, yeah. I don't think he was that crazy, but he is, he was a fucking pipe hitter for the feds, right? Was he really? Oh, yeah. Big time. Okay. He fucked people up. He was, he straight up murdered Sandinistas and all kinds of shit, dude. In many ways, they railroaded the fuck out of, of Nixon. It was like, an opportunity to get him out of there and replace him with somebody that they knew would be weak and easy to beat. And what was the result? Jimmy Carter getting into office and fucking up our economy. Where's president ever next to Biden? Second, actually second, and good for Jimmy, because he's still alive, right, Bob? It's Jimmy's still alive, JC's still with us. Yeah, man, isn't going anywhere. Who's out living you? I probably, all of us. Yeah, probably. But JC's got to be happy at the end of this. Maybe that's why he lived this long. I mean, so he could see a worse president than him because I think Biden will go down as the worst now and Jimmy Carter will be an easy second. And I bet his last dying word will be, finally, people are going to stop fucking calling me that. Yeah. Worst in modern history, like James Buchanan is, is by far the worst president. Easily, like it's not close. No, I'm in modern history, yes. I honestly, I think you could have a tough time topping Bush. Oh, for the weapons of mass destruction thing, maybe. Yeah, it's, I mean, you had that and the recession. And the Department of Homeland Security and the Patriot Act. Yeah, it's a lot up there. Bush is up there for sure. I mean, for fucking sure. The effects of the shit he did added probably 15 to 20 trillion dollars to our national debt. And the war, the war went on for fucking ever, dude. So. Like we didn't have the money to stand up a new fucking to add 120,000 new government employees. We didn't have the money to do that. So we printed it. Yeah. We didn't have the money to go to war with two countries at the same time. So we printed it. We didn't have the money for the fucking bailouts, the tarp bailouts. Also, Reagan kind of sucked. It wasn't very conservative. No. I don't know if I would say he sucked though. He was fine though. But the reason we, the reason Reagan spent so much money and tripled the national debt is to break the back of the Soviets. Which I'm down with. Yeah. I like, I don't like it. It's not conservative. So he's definitely not a conservative person, but it worked. It was also the governor of California, which is not conservative. Let's face it. But I think people give Bush a pass because he was so dumb. And I genuinely think the Will Ferrell thing on SNL really helped with his image and everything else. Where there's a lot of people, if you talk to them, they were like, "Ah, but did he really know?" You know, it wasn't really that smart. It did. There's a whole 30 Rock episode about basically that. Was it really? Yeah. What did they say? There was like, there was a political candidate who looked exactly like Tracy Morgan, Tracy Jordan on the show. And they started portraying him on the fake show, SNL on 30 Rock. And the Republicans were like, "Please keep doing it." Because he's actually a horrible person that's making him seem very likable because he's also like a goofball. Oh, I guarantee it's gonna favor that. That was inspired. I believe by Will Ferrell's George W. Bush. Yeah, because it kind of made him oddly beloved where he was just this dummy walking around. And all we kind of talked about with him was doing coke, being in skull and bones, and crashing his car into people's houses and shit getting DUI's. It was one time, man. Right, but that's one time. But that's the thing. Laura Bush killed a guy though. Did she really? Oh, yeah. Is that true? In a fucking car. She's gonna stay inside? She's gonna stay inside. Yeah, fuck. And she got out of that, obviously? That bush isn't locked up, right? Not only did she get out of it, she became a teacher afterwards. Who covered that bush? Who covered for her? Moses? She wasn't even a bush yet. She was pre-busch? She had no bush? She was like 16 or something like that. No bush in her name at that point. I think most of the 16 young girls I've met at Bush. Yeah, for sure. Sue's 17. She ran a stop sign, hit another car. Oh boy. Was it an old old head in there? Should we make a shirt that said Laura Bush killed a guy? Yeah, murder. Well, not murder. It's not murder. That would be slander. Oh, okay. It would be liable technically because it's printed on a piece of clothing book. Gotcha. No, you just say Laura Bush killed a guy. Oh, okay. All right. Dead? It's factually correct. Family guy did that. Was it an old head? Bob, my money's on an old head. Uh, 17 year old. Ah, Bob. Oh, another 17 year old? Yeah. Damn it, man. That's a rough one. What do you got out of that, huh? What are you gonna do? I guess Mary a president. There you go. Fuck me. Mary Prescott Bush's grandson. Yeah. You'll be all good. Yeah, you sure will. Skull and bones, brother. Oh, first sponsor is Gospet. Gospet.com/drinkabros. I don't even know that they existed back then. Um, you know, at the time of that death, otherwise it would have said, "Well, I hope they were sleeping peacefully." I'm gonna go spend a nice mattress from gospet.com/drinkabros. 50% off everything in the entire store. Bob, pop it up on screen there. What do we got for the people there? Uh, look at these mattresses. God damn it. 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Next up, SCOTUS diversity. Hire doesn't understand the Constitution. And a big week for the Supreme Court. Justices have heard several cases relating to the first amendments. Arguments from one case relating to government censorship sparked viral backlash after justice. What the fuck's their name, dude? Kintanji. I can't say it every single time. Jumanji. Jumanji Brown Jackson appeared to suggest government collusion with social media companies could be justified on America's newsroom on Wednesday. Fox News contributor and constitutional scholar Jonathan Turley outlines his concerns over the chilling remarks from Justice Jackson. Whenever somebody uses the word chilling to describe something else or a statement, I immediately get my own chills here. I get chicken skin right now. I started hearing the, what do you call it? The music from Friday the 13th. Yeah. Kill, kill, kill. Oh, no. What's the other one? Mike Myers. We got a Mike Myers head out in the lobby. Yeah, somebody ripped the head off his head. Somebody got fucking drunk off hard AF Seltzer's and ripped the goddamn head off. It may have been expensive. It may have been Alex Jones because he dragged it into the studio and fought it one time when he was pissed drunk. He did, but it was alive after that. It was definitely a listener in the box. He was mostly giving it body shots. Brody from Hollywood, you bitches. It's life size. Things fucking 6'5" out there. Now, he said there are indeed important First Amendment cases here. Somebody associated with the free speech community. We're all on edge. Everybody's on edge. It was chilling. In the social media case to hear justices like Jimanji Jackson repeatedly saying, well, what's the problem with government coercing speech? Why shouldn't they? When there are really troubling periods, like in the pandemic. And many of us were really sort of a gape. I'm a big fan of that word, by the way. Especially when it's concerning buttholes like the one behind me. Hope solo. Because much of what the government did on the censorship was wrong. Many things that they were censoring by scientists who were fired and disciplined and barred from social media in some cases. They were vindicated ultimately on things like the origin of the virus. And on censorship was wrong, many things there were censoring by scientists who were fired and disciplined and all that stuff. They were vindicated on many of those things and yet Jimanji Jackson saying, I don't see why the government can't coerce social media. So we're all very concerned where the government will land there. So I'm concerned too, Danthany. Same. So here, the comments in question about Kentanji Brown Jackson. So the Supreme Court heard Murphy versus Missouri on Monday. It's a case challenging the Biden administration's alleged coordination with big tech to censor certain messages, right? We talked about, I think we talked about the son of the show with Tulsi the other day. We did, yep. The case stem from a lawsuit brought by the AGs from Missouri and Louisiana that accused high-ranking government officials of working with social media companies, quote, under the guise of combating misinformation that ultimately led to censoring speech on topics that included how to buy his laptop, COVID-19 and its origins, the upscale face masks, so on and so forth. As the justices questioned whether the Biden administration crossed the constitutional line, Jackson appeared to suggest that those actions can be justified. So this is her quote. "My biggest concern is that your view has the First Amendment hamstringing the federal government in significant ways in the most important time periods." And so I guess some might say that the government actually has a duty to take steps to protect citizens of this country, and you seem to be suggesting that the duty cannot manifest itself in the government encouraging or even pressuring platforms to take down harmful information. Yes, you stupid cunt. Holy fucking shit. The First Amendment was designed specifically to hamstring the federal government. That is literally the purpose. You goddamn bitch. It doesn't matter if there's a fucking emergency or not. Are you fucking kidding me? This is a Supreme Court justice. She's a fucking moron. She is an idiot. She doesn't know what a woman is. She doesn't understand the very basic nature of the Constitution or its scope. Get her the fuck out of there. She'll be impeached immediately just for saying that shit out loud. It'll never happen, dude. It'll never happen. She's an absolute diversity hire. No shit. She's there because she's a black woman and that's it. That's it. She's a fucking moron. Well, a homeboy had to stick to what he said pre-election. Do you remember that? What a stupid fucking cunt. He said if I get to choose a Supreme Court justice, it will be a black woman. Yeah. And that limits your options. Because then you're stuck. Once he got in, he was like, oh fuck. God damn it. Do I have to actually do this? All right. Well, who's this one? Then Jumanji pops up. And then they were like, fuck it. Throw her in. Let's do it. Well, let's do it. But even when they asked her what a woman was during the hearings there, wasn't any fun flirty shit like Kavanaugh just having beers with his buddy working out in the garage setting new PRs blasting his quads every day. It was Jumanji saying, I don't know what the definition of a woman knows, even though she is one allegedly. Well, we don't know for sure. I've never seen it. I've never seen the V or the P. I don't know. I don't know if she's got a P down there. So when you said it, you meant her genitals. Correct. Or I'm describing whatever the genitals may look like. Yeah, I guess they are genitals. I think it probably looks like chicken parts in a plastic bag. Oh boy. Man, I can't believe we're doing that today. I was going to say like that Haitian guy who is all burn up in the barbecue setch, but whatever. I don't know. I've never seen it. We've ever seen a Supreme Court beef shot in the history of our nation. No, I mean, I think we got to bring it up, right? Who have out of any Supreme Court justice over the history of justices? Who do you want to see? Thurgood Marshall. Really? Probably had the biggest dick. I bet he did. He's black, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's black and I believe he was married to a black woman. Now, the current black dude. What's his name? Clarence Thomas. Clarence Thomas. He's married to a cracker, is he? Yeah. He's her name. Probably. He's probably like got a regular sized dick. Yeah. I think they're good Marshall. To be a fucking black Supreme Court justice during the civil rights, you had to have a hog on you back then. Pop open a pick of Thurgood here. Yeah. I mean, he's kind of light skin too. That's all right. No, he's got the hammer of justice down there. Yeah. Look at that. Did he use his cock as the gavel? During four of the times he was on the Supreme Court, he did. I guess the gavel broke and they were like, can we use your penis? It's too obvious just to say one of the female justices, because if I was going to pick one, it'd probably be Amy Coney Barrett, because she's young enough to have sex with still, right? You know where I'm going with this, Bob. You know I'm going RBGA, dude. I got to see that RGB, that RBG. Beave. I know. But it's the younger one. Oh, you think it stands for Ruth Beaver? Beaver Ginsburg. Yeah. I want to see that beave. But I want to, not like when she died, but when she 90 something, what she left balloons, was she another one? You didn't say we could pick which age group they're in. Well, when she starts, it had to be when she was an actual scoda. That's what I'm saying. When did she start? Bob, do we have a picture when she started? Let's see that beave. Yeah. Find her swearing in. Yeah. I just want to see what she looked like back in the day. Oh boy. It's not great. Oh boy. Fucking a. Oh, it was 92. Oh, look at Clint. Look at Clint's face. He's like, I don't even, I don't want to fuck this broad. Clint is like, oh man, I wish I could have picked a hotter one. I wish I could have picked a hotter one. I don't want to stick my pee in her V. I definitely don't want that pee in that V right there. Oh, look at her zoom in on that face. God damn it, dude. This is like an over-eager Sammy. Oh, I thought that's a sorority reference. Yeah. Go ahead and look at. Go back to Bill's face. She got that beak on her. She Jewish. Wow. Her name is Ginsburg, asshole. She's got to be right. Yes. The fucking time. I just saw the beak. I didn't know. I've never looked into her fucking history. Her last name is Ginsburg. Like, there's, there's instance, there are zero percent, there are zero people on Earth named Ginsburg who are not Jews. I, there's, there's got to be one. Well, there's one Goldberg that's not a Jew. That's true. Whoopi. Well. Her mom. I think you're going to the wrestler. No, no, no, no. His, his, uh, he's Jewish. Is he really? Yeah. Fucking bill. His real name is Goldberg. He's Jewish. I just thought it was a fun name that he came up with. Nobody would choose a Jewish name to go into wrestling. You never know. Maybe he was an actor. Goldberg sounds like, hey, dude, I can fight through an iceberg, you know? It's kind of like gold and an iceberg, but look at Clinton's face one more time. Look at that. Oh. Oh, man. I wish I would have picked a hotter one. Smells like hot dogs. Man. I bet you, I bet you that beef's got some dust on it. Oh, I bet you. Bob, who, who would you pick? You come from a family of Sandra Day O'Connor, Bob is a Sandra Day O'Connor. You know, I've kind of, uh, I've always been a fan of, uh, Antonin Scalia's, uh, strict constructionism. So I kind of feel like he might have a micro. Yeah, I know. He probably doesn't. He seemed like, yeah, he's dead now, but I bet I kind of want to see like I go, I go in verse, right? Yeah. I want to see gnarly shit. Yeah. That one, that's kind of where I was going with Thurgood Marshall. I just feel like he had the biggest hog. So do I. Like, I want to see, I, there's, I can go on the internet right now and find people to see naked, see women naked within hours, right? Yeah. Like actual human, naked human people right in front of my face. Sure. What I can't see is an historically large cock attached to a man who made history himself, right? And not with his cock. That's two things. Like, would you rather bang some random fucking stripper or go to the Great Wall of China? Oof. That's going to be stripper all day long. I don't really want to see the wall in China. Well, no desire. Pick any fucking wonder of the world that you might want to see. I would. So I like Niagara Falls a lot. I would definitely see that over a stripper, but that's kind of it. I think you can. What's that thing in India? The Taj Mahal. Yeah. Zero desire. God. I don't think you can really. I can smell India anymore. I can smell India in this room and I've never been there, but I know what it smells like. If you're going to fuck a stripper at any of the wonders of the world, I think. Niagara Falls. I think that'd be the place. I'd go pyramids. Because then you can. It's hot outside. We're sweating. I don't want that. You can grip a pyramid, dude, and just you got something to hold on. You're going to get murdered by the Egyptians if you do that, though. They take that shit seriously. Not if I'm playing that bangle song. Here's how seriously they take it. 600 feet away. Yeah. There's a KFC. A pizza pizza. Pizza. It's a dining. It's a dining pizza. That's how seriously they take it. So what? Fuck. Let me change my answer. I need to dig in the desert. So I'm thinking about getting rid of that stripper afterwards. Okay. Niagara Falls. Yeah. Body run over. You never see that again. No, you never will. But I'll say this. If you are going to have sex, imagine banging a stripper up against the glass inside the pizza hut. So you've got a nice vigil, right? It's like you're going doggy. So that way both you guys can look at the pyramids together while you're having just a nice stuff crust. Maybe a cool establishing shot for the guy outside filming too. Be great. Like you start off on the pyramids and then you just like flip around and those two people just getting like a nipple. Yeah. A nice whip pan in and then all of a sudden, dude, gee gee gee gee. Maybe a blast. Last one to look up, Bob. Look up a young Sandra Dayo Connor. I'm going to see that sandy beef. She looks, she looks good for her. That's what I was thinking. I was thinking in my mind. I don't want to leave her off the list today. Look at the wedding photo. Look at that. But when did she become a judge because that's where we're going from. Okay. Yeah, let's let's see her sworn in because that's a young got a bit of an overbite there. You got to be careful. Well. That's going to happen there from time to time. I'm sure she worked it out. I think this is maybe her Senate hearing. Oh boy. This is what happens. They age. I know. Is that wrong, Paul? Maybe. So maybe. All right. Now that I now that I've got all the facts here in front of me, I'll go with Anthony. It's probably Amy Coney Barrett then at this point. This woman made history by doing what being the first female Scottish judge. Yeah. But that's only one thing. That's only one thing. Like if she had made history and had something special about her, yeah, like a giant hog like fucking homeboy. Exactly. You know, if she's in a fucking wheelchair, she was a full fucking quad. Well, not a quad, but if she was a para, that would she would jump up my list a little bit. Yeah. Because the wheelchair is going in bed with you or if she had murdered somebody, something like that, right? Like a harmonization. And she took them out. Oh shit. Then you're like in the top five for sure. Yeah. For sure. For sure. But yeah, I'll side with you. A third year Marshall men and I'll go Amy Coney Barrett women and case close sponsor wise next up we got my bookie dot com promo code drinking bros doubles that first deposit all the way up to a thousand dollars March madness is here. It is started. It is begun dookie knees first upset of the day called that here on the old program. I love it, but I also want you guys to understand what you're dealing with if you're betting on these games because there is a lot of upsets in the first and second round in particular here. Bob, this is one that our listeners pointed out and I really wanted to bring it to your attention here. This is a disturbing bracket trend reader off to the audience, please. Yeah. Someone on the college basketball subreddit figured this out. So in the last three years, a penis or whatever themed team has claimed a victim has made an upset in the first round and they they've defeated either a one or a two seed in the first round in 2021 Euro has state Buckeyes fell to oral Roberts. I was watching that game. I had money on that game and then luckily oral Roberts I think went to like the elite eight that year. They had a good run, yeah. They had a very good run. They had a good run the next year. So nobody remembers it and I'm amped about that, but yes, that is oral Roberts and they're known for all, all, all, all. What's the next one? St. Peters. We all remember the peacocks. So I got a couple really in that one defeated Kentucky in the first round two seed Kentucky. That was a crazy one to me, man, because that Kentucky team was so fucking good that I was shocked by that one, but it is St. Peters. And if you're betting on penises, guys, St. Peters is back in the tourney this year. As a 15 seed again. Sure are. Yeah. And then last year, Fairleigh Dick in some defeated Purdue. Dick and son. Dick in son too, which is also a pedophile thing. So watch out. It doesn't say how old the sun is. Yeah. That's true. And they're not a two or one, but Illinois currently on upset alert at halftime, only up one against more head stage. Wow, dude. Wow. Now Bob, do you want to tell him who's in the tournament this year, who's got a penis sound or a nickname there? So there's two. St. Peters is back as a 15 seed playing Tennessee. And then Houston, my pick to win it all is facing long wood. Long wood will upset Houston. I'm calling it right now. Long wood. You're not stopping a long wood in the tourney. I don't think so. I wouldn't, but somebody's going to somebody's got to do it. This has been going on now for three years. The Arizona game just finished and they won by 20. Yes. It's gone Arizona for four for four at the moment. I'm currently leading the DB sports right now. The whole entire rabbit. You're not ahead of me. Because I am. Perfect one too. We'll find out if I have it, do I have it up here today? So many fucking tabs open to my computer. Yeah. Here we go. By the way, you can. Oh, you can't do it now. It's too late. It's fucking close, but we in drinking bro sports, subscribe to that podcast as well. We went over all of our picks. Let's see the standings here. We did it earlier in Ross Patterson Revolution tomorrow, and let's see these standings. Ross Angeles 3000 is in first place. Dickey's gone with this. Everybody's in first place. No. What's your name? It's my actual name. Oh, drink of bros Dan Holloway. Yes. You're tied with me. You are tied with me for first place. All right. And then there's a bunch. There's a shit ton of losers here. Lusticles is a loser. He's way down here. Hunters crack pipe. There's also a big, big loser today. Nick Pearsy. Sorry about what's happening. This is like brackets. Sen you won the golf tournament after three holes. Hey, we've only got three holes to judge on, bro. Only have three holes to judge on. I said that in college. Don't you have Illinois in the final four? I've got them in the elite eight. Well, yeah. They're only up one on more head state right now. Look, everybody got started. Everybody starts slow. It's how you finish. And I have more head state to win that game. Well, we'll find out if they do. You had, who'd you have earlier? BYU. BYU. Yeah, BYU. Yeah, they lost. 16. Yeah, they lost. A lot of people didn't. You think you're going to have a perfect first round? You're fucking not. You're right. I'm perfect right now. Oh, guys. All we can judge on is what is happening now. And right now I'm perfect. I've never been a bigger, more head state. There's nothing I can do about being perfect right now. Okay? God damn. You're going to give me a complex about being perfect all day? You sons of bitches, man. I'm perfect right now. Just wait. God damn it. It's hard. It is hard to be perfect every second of the day. But I am right now, guys. And there's nothing I can do about that. Shit. Next up, how politicians get rich, starring Adam Kinzinger. Bob, pull up that Twitter link, would you? Pull it up or good buddy, Adam Kinzinger. It's going to show you how to get rich while you're in Congress. Now this is from a Twitter user, Village Crazy Lady. Oh, yeah. Big fan of her work. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know who that is actually. We're also not going to suggest that only Adam Kinzinger has done this because I'm sure it's common. It's just a very common, actually there was swamp behavior. I believe I was listening to Andrew Scholes to show the other day and they went through the list. I was either Scholes or Theovana, forget, but they went through the list of all the politicians. It was not, dude. But read this one. The list of what are you talking about? Just politicians who are just getting rich. I'm just fucking gnarly. So if you've ever wanted, this is from Village Crazy Lady. If you've ever wondered what becomes of socially awkward politicians with no marketable skills aside from crying on cue when they're gerrymandered out of public office or if you've wondered what they do with all their money, because you've asked me about this before about campaign chess or chess where it goes afterwards. So prior to the finding fame during J6 bullshit, which he lied about constantly, right? And then he and Liz Cheney, we found recently, have actually suppressed exculpatory evidence, which is, you know, it's the left. That's what they do. Um, he co-authored pieces of legislation, uh, like counting propaganda and disinformation act aimed at stopping Russia and interference and our, that's the only bill I think that he's ever been on. Like, major bill was to stop Russian and Russian collusion. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, at any rate, so his fundraising efforts were pretty marginal for a congressman, but that's not an insult to him necessarily. He was in a very small district in Northern Illinois, which is not a heavily populated area. Anyway, so it doesn't cost that much money to win there, frankly. Um, he raised, let's see, he never raised more than 2.45 million in any given season, uh, across all of his campaign committees, and he never spent more than 2.53 million in any campaign. Okay. Now to, uh, I think you could balance this with, uh, a bigger market, like AOC probably spent 25 or 30 million. I don't even know. She's stressed. Like they, she, she raised a lot of money and she's also famous. Yeah. She's very famous. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, you know, as we all know, uh, America changed forever on that fateful day in January. Yeah. Sure did. Didn't it? And we'll never recover. Um, actually it was six Pearl harbors and, and a, and a 9/11 and a half is what that came out. Is that what we're up to? I think so. So, blah, blah, blah, Illinois announces their redistricting. He knows that he can't win anymore, but it wasn't because of redistricting. It was because he's a, not Republican. Right. He's a, he's been a Democrat, she'll the whole, his old career. So normally that'd be the end of the story. K Street doesn't like to give K Street being the lot, K Street and DC is where the lobbying firms are. So anytime anybody refers to K Street, they mean lobbyists, uh, usually they don't waste their time or money on washed up politicians. It doesn't make any sense unless you're going to become head of the, uh, RNC or something like that, go on and take another position at the party. But things got really lucrative for Adam Kensinger in 2022 after he announced he wasn't going to run again. I don't know why you would continue raising money when you're not running again. You've got to save that, but he tripled his previous record raising 6.7 million across all committees, uh, when he wasn't even running for election. So I know shit. Very bizarre. So what does one do with that money? That much money. That's a good question. Yeah. So, uh, despite raising 6.7 million for the 2022 cycle, he only gave about, usually what you'll do is you'll spread it out across other candidates, send it to the RNC, to the Republican congressional committee or something like that, right? Um, but he only gave away 140,000 to the 6.7 million. So where's the rest of it? Well, let's see, uh, it appears you can not only bill your campaign to store your personal airplane, but you can also reimburse yourself for the miles you flew their plane. Ah, so this is a fun story here, kids. This is the plane that he flew to, uh, to come to my house. Yeah. He actually stayed at my fucking house when he was on the show and during the bros. Now naturally no Republican campaign expenditure list would be complete without at least 1.5 million in consulting fees to his own company. Oh, he's got his own consulting company. Are they, is he consulting himself then? Well, the question is why did he need 1.75 mill and consulting when he wasn't running for office? Yeah. That's a question, right? Yeah. Um, why did Kenziger's leadership pack buy his campaign committee a new company vehicle a month after he, a month before he left office, right? No shit. So he, he funneled the money into a pack and then he just started paying, buying himself. I think he bought himself a new airplane as well. Why not? Uh, put like paid for a, he reimbursed himself for the mileage and gas on it. No way. He fucked it for the storage. Uh, then he bought himself a new car. Look at that. Um, uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, the other campaign car Kenziger had before the one he bought prior. Um, does it say what kind of car he had? Let's see. Here's something nice vehicle. Did he get a Kia? No, it was like 30,000 bucks. It was 30,000 bucks, but nobody knows where that car is now. So cause he had one, he had a company vehicle already, then he bought another one. Uh, and then there's clubs, not golf, like DC clubs, like, um, like nightclubs, like, like, no, no, no. So the Capitol Hill club, okay, what's that? It's a club in DC. Like the, the politicians to belong, like a nice steakhouse, maybe cigars, club. Yeah. Kind of, but not for men. Um, then there was the former members of Congress club, um, and then 65,000 in, uh, membership dues to private clubs. So he, he took the money that he raised when he wasn't running, funneled them into his pack and then he paid $25,000 to get into the Capitol Hill club, 40,000 to get into the former members of Congress club and in 65,000 total for private clubs that aren't reported. Great. Okay. So clearly it was living it up in his last year in office, but what happened next? Well, despite the wild spending sprees, uh, Ken Zinger still had, uh, 3.34, $4 million in his war chest when he left office. Um, so what does that go? Oh, you know, uh, did they not do any, uh, and I'm asking, um, like being genuine here, do they not do accounting and then do you have a certain amount of time to give it somebody else? As a candidate and as a pack, you have to file FEC reports. Yes. So is it still just sitting in a bank account? Uh, well, first step when leaving office with a 2.4 million in his principal campaign committee was he, he put it into a new pack, started a new pack, right? Okay. And put all the money in there, put $2 million into that one and then, uh, 250,000 into his other one. And then he gave, again, 150,000 or so to random other politicians. Uh, now the money, once it's transferred into that pack, uh, is not subject to campaign committee rules. It's pack. It's an information campaign now instead of a political campaign, right? Which means he can do whatever the fuck he wants to do with it. You're kidding. God damn. I was wondering what it will be expenses, $21,000 in airfare mileage reimbursements in 2022 in his own plane on top of the $60,000 in regular airfare. Right. Ah, got you. And, and commercial flight, uh, $16,000 in quote, unquote travel expenses, which is, you know, consultants, some Fannie Willish ship, um, yeah. And then, then he converted his pack from a 501(c)(3) to a (c)(4), which means he doesn't have to do any reporting anymore, essentially. God damn it. Um, so essentially he, he transferred 415,000 into the, uh, country first foundation. Another 350,000 or so into some entity called country first action committee, uh, that uses the same mailing address and, uh, but they're registered separately with the IRS, which is weird. Right. Um, and I see, uh, yeah, so, uh, let's see, guide star has a profile for the, for the pack, which is how we know that Mr. Kenziger chose Austin Weatherford to run it. Who's Austin Weatherford? Well, he's the former chief of staff of Kenziger, but more importantly, according to his own website, Weatherford played a key role in producing, editing, scripting, and advising on the televised hearing of the US House Select Committee on the January 6 attack. No way. You don't say, God damn it. Bob save this thread for me here because after, you know, all of this is done, I might end up running just so I can fucking do this shit. It seems pretty fucking lucrative and I'm gonna be real and, uh, I'm very good with people. So all that, all that crying on television, all the lies he told during the J six committee shit, all the, all that bullshit was just about raising money that he could put into his own fucking pocket on the way out the door. That's who you're dealing with with Adam Kenziger and it's not uncommon. No, I'm sure it happens with, with a ton of politicians. I just wanted the answer. I'm glad we have it now, because I was like, why the fuck is he doing it? Take a CNN gig, for example, if you're a correspondent or whatever, it's not really more than like 150 a year, you know what I'm saying? So even that's not going to be the fun, flirty paycheck that'll get you the PJs and, uh, and the CZs and all that stuff you want to, you want to party with. This makes more sense. Goddamn, dude. See, if I was the FEC and I gave a fuck about the country at all, I would look into where all that money came from, those private donations and corporate donations to him. Are they actual human beings? Are they actual people or did K street fucking set up a bunch of fake names and put and push money to him, right? I think it's going to be a combination of both because ordinary people weren't giving that money. I think it's the left though. That's my guess. I think there were probably real people, but they were Democrats and I think there was probably a bonds or a little packed beforehand that just said, hey, dude, I'm the one that's going to be on TV for this J six shit for the Republican party. Do you want to pay me to do it and I'll do it, but you got to really line my pockets here and then I'll go on TV. I can cry on cue and I can look real fucking sad in front of America and I'll be the representative from the Republican side. I'm using air quotes on Republican there with Liz Cheney. That way it seems like, well, we're concerned about our own party, which she doesn't give a shit about. That's my guess. So I bet you they are real. I bet she's coming from the left and yeah, that makes sense. When you say the left, though, what does that mean like Democrats? Why would the average Democratic voter give him money when they know he's not running for office again? Because if he's willing to go on television, because if you look at the timeline, I believe the J six shit was after he was gone, right? It was after he was he had announced he wasn't running right. So that's my hey, I'll go on TV. I'll make the Republicans look like fucking morons. Just give me some cash and I'll do it. Who was he saying that to you? I bet you behind the scenes they go to those those other Democratic packs and donors or whatever and they're like, Hey, man, can you raise this cash? Go talk to your people and then shift that into my account. I'm good. I'll go on TV and cry. Okay. I for what is it, $6 million, but for the yeah, I'll cry right now for $6 million. But for the FEC filing, there's a there's a maximum you can give to one candidate. I think it's like $2400 or something like that. If you can find all these people to to rig an election, you can easily find people to get fucking weird money from all the time. Maybe I think state campaigns like Congress and Senate, it should be illegal to take money from outside the state. I agree, but they don't give a shit. No, certainly not. Yeah, but fine. Go find that thread. If you're interested in it and what and read through what it's Bob bookmark that for me so I can I can have a guide for later on in life. I would say that is not an aber aberration. I think that's probably the standard for politicians. Yeah, but I'll I'll throw a fake Southern accent on. I'm not leaving the South. You know, I'll eventually move out of Texas, but I'll stay in the South somewhere and I'll use that fake accent everywhere I go and all of my rallies. What fix that fake accent? My constituency with I am concerned with the state of the union right now and I'll get a little bottom on all your problems, but I'm going to need six point three million dollars to do it. Like I want to really play up and live in the community. You're not going to go, uh, beautiful. No, because I'll be older at that point. So like at that point, it's more of a Colonel Sanders, uh, kind of fall corn leg, her orange type of vibe. I still use the, I still use repute. I'm still going to use repute, but I'll be older at that point. And my voice will be a little bit more refined, uh, like the gentleman I am. And that's where that's where I kind of want to live in that. Next up sponsor wise, we got Nocturne Industries, Anthony, tell us about it while they make night vision goggles. Sure do. Nocturne like nocturnal. Yeah. Uh, uh, AOC's heavies from miles away there at night, uh, they make, um, that what they actually make is the, uh, the housing for it, right? So tubes only come from three places. I think L three footanas and there's one other one that they came from, um, so they, they have the same tubes that everybody else does. And I would, I would pay close attention to what kind of tubes you want, by the way, because some are cheaper than others and it really depends on what you're looking for. Like if you're going to be, uh, down in caves with no light around you, you want a certain type. If you're going to be using primarily outdoors, under, uh, mood light and starlight, you want something else. But anyways, they focus on bringing market innovative and lightweight and user optimized and reliable night vision devices and night vision accessories, uh, Nocturne products are developed from the ground up with the end user and mind focusing on the needs of the modern night fighter. Uh, uh, the products are made in all, all made in America, uh, designed, built, tested up in, in the Shire, New Hampshire. Remember these guys from the show, they are, uh, they're definitely from the Shire. You can tell. The night vision bros was the name of that episode. Yeah. Uh, yeah, they're great. So use the code drinking bros for 15% off any housings or any of their other peripherals, uh, like counterweights and batteries. All that shit. It's a huge city. It is a, it's a, it's, you can save quite a bit of money. Um, and it's the lightest pair of night vision. So they have a new one that is, they've, they've changed from their old style to an injection mold for the polymer and the whole system, including the two of its waist, 12 ounces. Pop it up on screen. It's super light. When they, when these guys were here for the, for the binos, yeah, the katanas right there on the left. Yeah. It's 12 ounces. I mean, it's like, uh, uh, let, it's three quarters of a pound for that whole fucking rig on your head, which way, if you've ever worn night vision on your head before for any amount of time or a helmet or anything like that, you know that, uh, the, the less it weighs the better. Yep. And usually they're heavy as shit. It also, um, the, uh, the mount they use, uh, the, the tubes will slide to one side or the other. So when you put them back on your head instead of them being centered like this and making it heavy right here, it moves over to outside of the crown of your head. It's a really good design. They're the only ones doing it, uh, hit them with that website. One more time there. Uh, yeah, it's knockturnindustries.com, I believe. And promo code drinking bros 15% off all housings and other peripherals. That's a big boy. Savings over there. Three quarters of a pound. That's a weight of one of my balls. Yeah. I was able to weigh it the other night. Is that full or empty? Uh, that was full that night's. Um, yeah. Wife was out of town. So it was a full ball. Um, also using, uh, one of my, my, my children's scales, they had a really, you know, nice scale for her cause I had to wait till they were out of town. Obviously. And then I wiped it off. One of those. Ball grease on there. I use one of those, uh, uh, ones for weighing your luggage. Oh, do you really? Yeah. That's nice. Just hold it up in your hand. Drop one ball and just drop one ball and do three quarters of a pounds. Uh, next up the DOJ sues apple, the department of justice sued apple on Thursday saying it's iPhone ecosystem is a monopoly that drove its astronomical valuation at the expense of consumers, developers, and rival phone makers. The lawsuit claims that apples and side competitive practices extend beyond the iPhone and apple watch businesses, citing apples advertising, uh, browser, FaceTime and news offerings. Each step and apples course of conduct built and reinforced the moat around its smartphone monopoly says the suit filed by the DOJ and 16 attorney, uh, generals in New Jersey federal court. Apple shares fell over two percent during trading on Thursday. Oh no, uh, the justice department said in a release, uh, that to keep consumers buying iPhones, apple moved to block cross platform messaging apps, limited third party wallets and smartwatch compatibility and disrupted non app store programs and cloud streaming services. The challenge represents a significant risk to apples, walled garden business model. The company says that complying with regulation, uh, costs the company money, uh, could prevent it from introducing new products or services and could hurt customer demands. The lawsuit could force apple to make changes in some of its most valuable businesses. Uh, the iPhone in which, uh, apple reported over 200 billion in sales in 2023, the apple eyewatch and, uh, part of the company is $40 billion in, uh, wearables businesses and its profitable service line, which reportedly, uh, made $85 billion in revenue. Yeah. What do you make of this? Um, it's we, so these circumstances have existed for 15 years. So it's kind of weird that this is the first, it's not the first we're hearing about it, but it's the first time the government has ever taken any kind of serious approach to trying to quote unquote, break up a monopoly. Um, I don't think the government has the right to tell companies what they should or shouldn't do. I ant monopoly laws make a better fucking product asshole. Yeah. Like, oh, I can't, I can't do what they're doing and steal their market share cause they're too good at it. Is that, that's your fucking complaint? And now you want the state to come in and get involved in it? Like that's gay as hell. Yeah. You're, you're a weak little bitch. If you think that way. On the other hand, Apple saying that it can't afford to do this stuff, they, 97 billion and net revenue last year, 97 billion profit just last year, just last year. So fucking relax. All right. You can handle it. They're worth over $1 trillion, I believe. It's the first company. Well, they did, uh, 383 billion in total revenue last year. A company like that would have, uh, probably somebody that owns proprietary tech like that is probably a 10 multiplier on eBay somewhere like that. So you're talking about three, four trillion dollars and, and, and evaluation, not market cabin, evaluation. Right. Right. Like if somebody were to sell it, but it's a publicly traded company. So I don't know what the real, the actual value of, of, uh, Apple is probably in the 15 to 25 trillion range, to be honest. Yeah. And, and as far as this is concerned, so here's my opinion on it. As soon as I saw this headline, um, it felt to me like a, a campaign thing, Biden will fight big tech. See, he's doing stuff like against big tech. It's not just the right because there is that lawsuit. Is that out of Missouri, um, uh, that the Republicans filed here and this, I think this is Biden's attempt to be like, no, man, I'll, I'll care about big tech too. Um, no, you don't. And I'm with you on this with, in regards to Apple, build a better fucking product. What do we have against it, the Android, uh, now the Android, in my opinion, takes better pictures. Um, and that's about it. Everything else is, is a green text. Yeah. And it's fucking hard to use, uh, Apple's not selling phones. They're selling connectivity. Yeah. Right. They're selling a marketplace. Well, as, as they mentioned, they're selling a, uh, a specific kind of, uh, walled garden business, right? Where it's like all of this, we're selling, it's a place to come and you can get everything you need. Right. Correct. And the digital space, I guess you would call it do it better or shut the fuck up, dude. That's all. Like seriously, when your competitor is Google, who is the biggest company in the world, right? Like Apple's not the biggest company. Google is. Yeah. Right. And you still can't beat them. And now you're crying about it. And by, by the way, if I can find lawsuits and shit, like fuck off, man. Google has a phone, Bob. You can pop this up. They've got a couple different versions of it. Um, is it the pixel? Is that what it's called the Google Pixel phone? Honestly, my, uh, opinion of this, I'm wrong about that. Actually, Microsoft is still the largest company in the world. Oh, well, because of AI, AI, um, all that's, uh, open AI shit, dude. Yeah. They're fucking massive right now. Three trillion. They just overtook it. Yeah. Good Lord. Is that it right there? Is that the Google Pixel? Yeah. And honestly, you know what I really think about, I, I, my guess is that the iPhone is probably not really much better than this, if better than this at all, but I mess. That's not what you're buying when you buy. That's not what you're buying. I messaged. And so, so I'm, I'm with you, Bob. I, I think the same thing, um, but this stupid fucking things, I have one and I don't, I don't, I don't like it. So I don't really give a shit, um, with this stupid goddamn thing, it's the, it's the connectivity to all the other shit that we have, the fucking iMac, the goddamn watch is superior to everybody else's watches, all of it and their apps and everything else they're giving you. The Apple Pay is super easy. All that shit is just easier, therefore, I own all these devices. See, I don't even think that most of that other stuff is easier. I think it's almost entirely iMessage. You think so? Like the texting. It's the one thing you do with your phone. Uh, text. Porn. Text and porn. It's, I mean, it's text. Text porn to people. Yeah, yeah. Uh, like there, it's probably not a close second to texting. There's probably not a close second. Yeah. And maybe taking pictures. So like, I'll, I'll give them the pictures. I think the, the Google pictures are always better whenever, whenever we're out and somebody has one. I'm like, Oh God damn. But I'm just like a picture so much better than mine. If you got a Google Pixel, probably nothing about it would change your life except the text messaging. Yeah, uh, it's, maybe you're right and maybe I'm just used to iPhones for so many fucking years. Um, the only thing that I will say and this will go back to, uh, boobielensky is there was a period of time where everybody had a blackberry and they refused to give up the goddamn blackberry and it was only because it made texting easier because they had the rubber buttons on it. BBM. Yep. Blackberry master. Yep. So yeah. Uh, but with that, create something else. I'm gonna tell you and create something else that will have more sales. Are these phones probably pretty similar? Yeah. Why do you want? Why does the, why does it the government's job to get involved and tell some shitty your company to say, Hey, make better products like fuck off, dude. Just beat them. That's it. Just beat Apple. If you want to do it. Can I fucking bitch about white call and their prices being able to be 1599? No, I'm trying to become them. Like that's it. That's the, that's the end of the story. I'm not going to cry and go to the government and say, Oh, fuck man, I can't drop my prices the same way they have. They have more money than me. And it won't, it won't even work either. No. Right? Like this, this will have no net effect, net positive effect for Google or for the country for that matter, but it'll certainly have no net effect for Google unless you consider a temporary drop in Apple stock price, a net effect. I mean, maybe, but for the day, yeah, it's like it's not going to last because people won't forget it. Once they see their blue text again, they'll be like, Oh, cool. And once they see how many goddamn phones they've sold or watches and all that other shit, I don't give a shit, I want the stock. But it's like, it's purely seems political, like a political move from Biden's part. Yeah, they're doing the wrong there. This is the wrong tactic. If somebody's made, like the product isn't just the phone or the iPad or the watch or into that shit, it's the experience, right? That's been the lesson from tech from day one. User experience is the fucking product that you're actually selling. People like this better because of the experience. So you can either try to replicate the experience or you can start something new, like other than a phone, right, something else, another device, another piece of tech, fucking AI, whatever it is, get into that and do this as an aside so you can capture 68% of the market. Yeah. Right? Exactly. Those are the options. And hear me out, Google. I think you should create a G-boot and what it is, it's a cowboy boot that's also a phone and that way people can text with their toes so then they can use their eyes for other shit all day long plus we're teaching people to use their feet more and that's fun. I think that's a healthy exercise and just think about the G-boot, I'm going to leave that to you. I think they should make the best sex robot ever. Wow. That's got to be around the corner. Have the drill dough. What's that thing called? The jello. Yeah. It's back. It's back. It's in that case right there. Yeah. The dillow theorem. Something like that. Like, make something that people want. Just make a fucking drill dough. You know? God damn. How hard is that out there? I'm sure Apple's probably going to make a better one though. Well, they'll make one that sprays blue gum on. Do not green. Set a green. Yeah. Don't they have the pattern on the blue color for Texas too? I don't think anybody else is allowed to have one. Bob, do not show that picture on camera. All right. That's a man's penis. Wow. Not really. Is that a fake man? Don't even show it. We can't show the fake man. That looks real. Is that a sex doll man? Yeah. Is that a sex man doll? Yep. That's Arnold the second. It says 5'11 male sex doll. Arnold 2. That's actually Arnold 2. We don't know what Arnold 1 was like. Yeah. I hope he was at least taller than that. Well, that's a different version. Looks like Dan Bilzerian. It does, man. Except for Dan Bilzerian is like 5'7". Yeah. It beefed up his height a little bit. Last but not least here, we got the elderly student loans. This story shocked my mind when I read this. Yeah, this is weird. It is, man. Millions of older Americans are at risk of losing some of their social security benefits after defaulting on student loans. Democratic lawmakers said in a letter urging the Biden administration to act that seniors are one of the highest risk categories with reports showing that nearly 40% of borrowers aged 65 or older are in default. Federal programs that claw those funds back mean seniors lose as much as 2,500 in social security benefits annually, which is a lot of fucking money dude for a senior. More than 3.5 million Americans. I mean, that's a full month, if not more worth of expenses. Fuck you, dude. That's for a typical like seniors. Absolutely. More than 3.5 million Americans at or above age of 60 hold student debt. I mean, I just can't believe it, dude. Above 60, collectively amounting to over 125 billion dollars per 2023 data. That number is also shocking. There's 125 billion in outstanding student loan debt for Americans 60 years older, older. 65. What happened? What happened? What happened? If they go back to school as adults, certainly there's no way it's from back in the day. Maybe it was and maybe with inflation, it all kind of ticked up. I don't know, maybe they had deferments or something, but school didn't cost that much back then. It isn't like now. Unless it's graduate school or something, maybe. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like it could be graduate school. So if there's 60, let's just say it's a 60 year old, 40 years ago is what, 1984? Yeah. It's not long goes, it feels, I guess. That's true. I didn't even think about that. You're right. But it's still a shocking number. Not even 40 years ago, because if it's graduate school, it's more like 35 years ago. But didn't fucking Biden sign off that student debt thing? The average undergraduate tuition, including room and board in 1984, 85, was $4,500 a year. Yeah. So I read something the other day. I forget where it was from. But it's kind of like... It's $18,000 total. Yeah. Right. For an undergraduate degree. Yeah. Yeah. But undergraduate degree is not really what's driving the student loan crisis. No. That's because people get undergraduate degrees and then they go get jobs. People with graduate degrees and fucking physics of the Frisbee and shit like that. Right. It's like, "Oh, I've been studying the back hair of the Cambodian camel spider, right? And I can't find a fucking job doing it. You know what you should do is wrap your mouth around a shotgun." Oh, Vane's style. Well, I didn't say that. I will. I will. Or that deer, deer porn star we lost the other day. She did the same thing, put a shotgun in her mouth. Yeah, it's too bad. It is. I'm trying to find what a graduate degree would have cost, let's say in the 90s. Okay. $5,900 a year for two years. I mean, that adds up though. I mean, we got so many millions over the country. By the late 90s, it was like a lot higher. A lot higher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think the late 90s is when the really, really superfluous graduate degrees started getting tossed out because honestly, eventually like a medical degree or a law degree or even an MBA, like that will pay for itself. Yeah. Yeah, over time. Yeah. Well, a lot of degrees, maybe, maybe not. It depends on how you progress in the profession because you may end up being a $45,000 a year clerk for five years, but so the program that they're talking about in this is a government program where up to 15% of your monthly federal government benefits like social security and disability payments can be withheld. So your social security benefits can be withheld. Something you paid into for 60 years, right? Yeah. Like 40 years, at least 40 years, right, if you're 60, can be taken away from you because of your student loan debt. Goddamn. Now that's fucked up. The number of borrows aged 60 or above has grown six-fold since 2004. Now those are people aging into that, obviously, right? Sure. But didn't Biden give that fucking student loan forgiveness then? For some people for federal debts, yeah. Not for old people. All these old heads. They were like, fuck on. Yeah. The people that actually vote, you mean? Yeah. No. The Think Tank also found the outstanding debt of those 60 years and older has increased 19 times. So the total number of people, the total number of borrows increased by six, the amount of debt itself has increased by 19, right? So part of me is not unhappy that a bunch of old dumbass hippies are now fucked. Fuck them. You know what I mean? You really thought the world owed you a career and some stupid bullshit and you fucking went out there. You didn't get any of your own money on it. No. You didn't take any real risk. Well, we did. Yeah. Now you're going to pay for it. There it is. It's time to pay the piper. But I think Biden will fucking come in and handle this. I'm sure. They'll probably commute all this debt. Because he's old as shit. So like he's going to look after his own. And to be honest, it's only like $120 billion. That's it. That's what we're giving to your crane tomorrow. Sure. We didn't, we skipped a little bit. Yeah. I'm going to go back to it right now, actually. He just sucks, dude. Speaking of money. Speaking of money. Well, speaking of money also. If you're worried about all this, then coming after your actual funds, go to noblegoldinvestments.com/citizenpod and buy some gold. Gold is at an all-time hike. It is. I saw that today. It's like every fucking three weeks it goes to an all-time hike. Well, there's a bunch of countries on the brink. Cuba is about to be overrun. Yeah. And our currencies get to be useless soon too. Yeah. Isn't Cuba though? Like right there? Yeah. They're having like widespread protests right now. Yeah. But you know, what are you going to do? They're having like two years ago too though. Yeah. They do it every couple of years. We'll figure it out. But yeah, I missed the story. I'm going to go back and do it here. Show me the money. Los Angeles Dodgers interpreter for Shohei Otani was fired Wednesday afternoon after questions surrounding at least four and a half million dollars and wire transfers sent from Otani's bank accounts to a book making operation that set off a series of events. Was he over? My bookie. Was he on my bookie.com? Was I going to use the promo code drinking bro? So that book maker in L.A. who are in Vegas rather who has been attached to all these fucking professional athletes. Oh, that guy. That guy. We'll get to more about that later but continue. Yeah. So Ipe. Misuhara. I think I said that right. The long time friend and interpreter for Otani incurred the gambling debts allegedly to a Southern California book making operation that is under federal investigation multiple sources told ESPN. How he came to lose his job started with reporters asking questions about the wire transfers. Initially a spokesman for Otani told ESPN the slugger had transferred the funds to cover. Misuhara's gambling debt. The spokesman presented Misuhara to ESPN for a 90 minute interview Tuesday night during which Misuhara laid out his accounts in great detail. However, as ESPN prepared to publish the story Wednesday, the spokesman disavowed Misuhara's account and said Otani's lawyers would issue a statement. In the course of responding to recent media inquiries, we discovered that Shohei has been the victim of a massive theft and we are turning the matter over to the authorities. Read the Burke-Bretler LLP spokesman. They declined to answer any further questions and the statement did not specify whom they believe perpetrated the alleged theft. All right, let's break this down here because I don't believe any of this fucking story. No. To be honest, I think it might be some kind of gay stuff. No. I did not think that at all. I think there's something gay going on. You think they've been fucking? Yeah. Pop up a picture of the two of these guys. I mean, they look real chummy, but I just thought, oh, hey, he doesn't know English. Let's speak Japanese together and kind of laugh about the rest of the team. And Giggle? Yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to go towards the gay thing. Just pop up any picture, though. Yeah. They're too far apart right there. Yeah. There's, I mean, just Google them, Bob. They're laughing together in the dugouts, playing a little grab ass in there. At any rate. So they're always laughing like this. No, it is a Southern California bookmaker, Matthew Boyer. Now, the wire transfer payments were sent from Otani's personal banking account. Yes. Right. Which means one of two things. He sent them, or this fucking dumb dumb, has access to his bank account. All right. So here's the picture of these guys. You're saying they're both gay. Look at Joy. Otani's face and tell me he's not gay. I signed with that. 2013. And that's a pleather jacket. There's a 2013 Stanford study that shows the average person can tell the difference between a straight and a gay man, 83% of the time, just by looking at a still shot of their face. I look at his face and tell me he's not gay. I think he's gay. I think he's gay. I'll study with you on this one. And then the interpreter. Look at his hand there. He's making a jack off motion with his hands. Well, that's, you're just seeing what you want to see now. Am I? But that could be of no consequence to this, right? So here are the facts that we know for sure. Higher transfers for $3.5 million and then two additional for $500,000 were sent from Otani's personal bank account to this asshole. Now the original story was that homeboy, Ms. O'Hara, whatever his name, the turt, the turt pad, an outstanding debt with this guy and Otani decided to pay it off for him. That supports the gay theory because you wouldn't do that for somebody unless you were, unless they were sucking your hog, right? Like they would have to be choking on that thing 24 hours a day. Yeah. $4.5 million goddamn dollars. No. You kidding me? Your head game's got to be on point for that. Yeah. Or the more likely scenario is that he was placing proxy bets for Otani himself. Yep. That's probably what it was, right? Because there's no fucking way he's not involved. Oh, yeah. There's no way. You don't give your interpreter or like your, even your personal assistant doesn't have the ability to send $3.5 million wire transfers. Now you and I, we send wire transfers, every day transfers, all the time. Every single day. To send like 25 or 50 K, you got to go there in person at least once, right? You have to at least go there in person one time to establish your bona fides and you set up some kind of two factor authentication to be able to fucking authorize. Business. It's got to be in your business. Yeah, it's got to be in your business. To authorize a wire transfer of $3.5 million, you go into the place to do it or you have your financial manager do it for you. Somebody that has your financial power of attorney, now you're asking me to believe that this guy gave his interpreter his financial power of attorney or that his business manager is also involved because those are the only scenarios where showy Otani himself was not involved in this. And the other part of this is so, let's just take the last couple of days here for all of our businesses. I've wired roughly 75 grand over the last two days. Every single wire that I have sent, I get a text from the bank asking me to improve it and then I've got to enter that number into the fucking computer and it's a whole goddamn thing. So you're going to say his bank account wasn't registered to his phone number and was registered to the interpreter. There's no fucking way any of this story checks out. Also they'll be able to bring up his text messages for all this shit to be cleared. There's no fucking way. I think Otani, me personally, the gay thing is fun and I like it and that's probably on top of it. Why? I think he was gambling. Yeah. But I think he was gambling on his own games, the same as Pete Rose. And I think the one word that he knows in English was, "Pare, I want a pare tonight." And I bet he was calling homey to say, "Hey, dude, I'm pitching today. I'm definitely going to win. I'll probably hit a couple dang dongs out of the ballpark and let's go all in here. Try to make some cash out of this. This is your classic athlete who's just gambling on everything and anything. And now he's trying to get out of it because let's face it. Pete Rose, lifetime ban can't get in the Hall of Fame because of the same exact shit. And I think this is what he's trying to avoid. Also, what do you do if you're major league baseball when you're one global superstar who's global? Because I don't know that there's anybody else playing baseball today. That's as global as this fucking guy is right now. He's also the highest paid baseball player in the history of baseball. He's the highest paid athlete in the history of Western sports. Yes, period. $700 million dollars to the Dodgers, he can't go down. So Manfred behind the scenes, Rob Manfred, the commissioner, he's got to figure this the fuck out. Otherwise, this is going to nuke out the entire Asian market. And they don't want that to happen either on what's probably America's team, L.A. Dodgers. Yeah. I mean, he won Z to Z with the Yankees. Bob, what was it that Otani added to the valuation of the Dodgers when he came over? It was like a billion and a half a dollar or something like that. So if that's just for one team, the fact that he has that there's a legit superstar Japanese presence in the U.S. right now, bringing that TV audience over, you got to think that's probably five, 10 billion in market cap. It adds to the MLB as a fucking organization. Absolutely. Yeah. They're going to they're going to do their best to hide this shit. Unfortunately, the guy lied first and then they had to counter the story. This is not how I would have done it. If I was trying to run this scam, to be honest, right? Also worth noting as far as the gambling debt goes, Ms. Zahara only made between $300 and $500,000 a year. That was that it? Poor guy. Yeah. Poor guy. So, so he was taking bets from a guy. Hooray. Like, honestly, if you're a fucking if you're a Shylock or something like that, putting out putting money out on the street or if you're a bookmaker, yeah, you'll let a guy, you'll give him enough rope to hang himself, but you only give him so much rope that you run out of fucking rope. Right. He takes a quarter million dollars a year. You're not making him you're not letting him make three and a half million dollars worth the bets. No. Unless you're planning on shaking down Otani after, which is possible, right? Yeah. There's no guarantee that's a huge risk to do something like that because Otani could have just done this. Exactly. Which is like, hey, I know I'm gay, but. And I think, look, that's my opinion, by the way, I don't know that he's gay. And I, well, look, I just think it is, not now that I've seen this picture of the two of them together in the pleather and all that stuff, I think, you know, they're fun, gay buddies who are just gambling on, on each other and gambling on life. And, and maybe they're taking the ultimate gamble by having a taboo relationship. Oh, I thought you meant by having unprotected anal sex. No. Cause that's pretty, that's a gamble. It, not anymore. He's rich enough to beat AIDS. Oh, that's true. Yeah. So with 700 million, yeah, dude, he's taking a fucking cocktail in the morning. Who gives a shit, dude? Let's do some AIDS. Let's throw some parades down and then just kind of figure out life and maybe have some sake afterwards. That's what seems more probable to me. But he, I think he did get married though recently, Bob. Am I crazy? Yeah, he did. In a secret wedding that nobody attended. Secret. Who is the chick? Can we see her? Let's see this beard. Let's see his fucking beard real quick. Cause Hugh Jackman finally had to shave his beard. And she's not wearing one. I mean, he just looks like a Japanese guy. That's pretty racist. No, he just looks. What you just said was racist. What you're insinuating just cause he looks gay is he just looks like a normal Japanese dude. Boy, that's crazy. You just called all of Japan gay. Yeah. Seriously, Delco. I the research. We don't tolerate that. The research is the research, bud. You're literally just saying this because you're a Braves fan. No. I love Otani. I hope none of this is true. Like, I like watching him play baseball. I don't give a shit. I like Bryce Harvard too. I've never been a fucking Homer like that. Yeah. And I, and I think if you are gambling, here's my, this is the same thing I said about Pete Rose. He's been on the show a few times. I said, look, if you're betting on yourself, what's the fucking harm in that? Everybody should put their goddamn salaries on themselves. I like it. I'm not rooting for the downfall of this young twink who's secretly married to this basic he's a massive woman. And she must be massive too, cause she's got to be kissing six to his basketball. She does play basketball. He's he's six too. He nailed it. No, he's six. I think he's six five. He did. No, he's not that tall. Pop up his stats, Bob. He's six five. And then she's six too. Right? He's six four. He's six four. If it says six four listed, that means he's like six two or six three, I'm kissing six four. If I ever meet him, I'd give you the, I'll give you the right of 11. She's probably five, ten. She plays basketball for, I think Japan, Japan for the, for the nation, for the nation of Japan. Yeah. Either way, save this tape because when he gets caught fucking chugging semen, yep, when the Dodgers dug out somewhere or whatever happens in LA, I don't know. It's all gay over there. I'm going to rub it in your fucking face. Yeah. This semen knots. She is listed at five eleven. Yeah, five eleven. And I also think homeboy ends up, but Mizuhara goes out to the Japanese force and hangs himself. He's going to fall in the sword. He may carry. Yeah. Open himself up. Yep. I don't, I don't think he's going to live that much longer. Usually you're, you have your butler though to cut your head off after you open up your stomach. So, I don't know. Really? I don't know who's going to bottle hen. Yeah. Maybe show it will do a form. Well, does, like, ritualistic suicide, is it, can you get, uh, uh, can you do kravorki and shit in California? I don't know enough about it. You can just go north to Oregon. They'll allow it. Or go to Sweden. Or go to fucking Canada. Getting that little capsule in Sweden. Yeah. And just press the button. No, no, just two button presses. I'm so good. Uh, now it's time for the drinking bro of the week. You can send it in at drinking bros.com while you're there. Uh, we've got merch. We got the bro box out. Oh, by the way, it comes to your house exactly like this, by the way. This isn't just made for the show. This actually comes to your house with our faces on it right in front of your goddamn, uh, postman. Uh, yeah. And somebody said, uh, it's weird that there aren't dicks on it. I don't know if you've seen our logo, but there's dicks all over the place. We have three dicks in the logo itself. That was designed that way from the very, very get go. So before we get out of here, a third, uh, person was charged with, uh, murder in that Kansas city shooting really a third person. Okay. Um, now no name, just the age and this ESPN article. What do you think? Oh boy. Yeah. You got a guess. Oh boy. He's black. Bob. Black. Can you, can you Google terry young right quick? Terry with a, with a Y. I hate to be correct about this. Am I right on this or no? Any ESPN didn't list, uh, a race or anything? No. No, they didn't put the guy's name either. Oh shit. Although it is, it is public information. Is it terry young? It is. Yeah. What race is black? Uh, 20 years old. Fuck. I don't want to be right about it, but it was, that's how it always is. You can know, you can always tell that it's somebody should name a razor after this, but you can always tell if the person's black based on whether or not their name or photo appear in the article. The media won't do anymore. Won't do it anymore. Uh, who's back there the ones that come up for drinking bro of the week? Boom. Come on up, sir. Come on up. Go to drinking bros.com to submit for drinking bro of the week or we'd love to see in the studio and then come and give it out live and, uh, and buy some merch. Shoot it helps us, dude. I got the new flannel on here. I'm wearing it today. Look at you, sir. You got fucking bottles, bro. Way to go. Put that about a, you can raise it up. Yeah. Tall man like yourself, dude. What's your name? Tom. Tom. Strong name. Tom, you've killed some people. Haven't you? Not yet. Tom, you, when you, the way you sat down and looked at me and fucking dead in the eyes, I was like, that's a fucking murderer I'm talking to. Uh, where you from? Iowa. No way. A state that doesn't exist state that doesn't, and you're a fucking murderer too. I love it, dude. I love it. I got to do something up there. It's Iowa. I get it, man. It's not Iowa. Nobody's going to give a shit. Snow doesn't even fight it in the corn. Yeah, it doesn't even fall out until the end of April, so you're good there, dude. What'd you bring here? Uh, I brought you a bottle of Soldier Valley. Did you really? Pop it over. Is this from Iowa? It's brewed in Nebraska or made in Nebraska, but the owner, uh, his dad was born in Soldier Iowa. Okay. And they support vets and have a lot of vets working for them and things like that. Soldier Valley Whiskey here, 86 proof. I like that. And my buddy, Sean, back there, he bought you guys a bottle of Templeton Rye. No shit. I don't know if you've ever heard of it. It's, it was big back in during prohibition. It was brewed in Templeton, Iowa. Uh, supposedly was the drink of choice by Al Capone during prohibition. Was it really? Yep. It was gone for years and years and years and they finally started redoing it. That's awesome. Thank you, buddy. Uh, Ryan Mills. Are you back there? When I can't figure it out, um, I just got diagnosed as a mentally retarded about an hour ago. So whatever, my doctor just texted me and he's like, Hey, somebody's going to have to open the bottles for you. Uh, cause I can't figure it the fuck out. Um, who'd you like to give during a brother week to? I got a couple of the wife, of course, for, is she here? No, she's not. She's back at the house. Yeah. She was like, I'm not coming to this bullshit. Yeah. And, uh, just for, you know, being my wife, I guess, and my buddy Sean, he's the one that introduced me to you guys, uh, years ago. So about five years I've been listening to you guys. He's a black power fist back there, Sean. So I can see it. There it is. Revolution. Proud of you. I love you guys. Show. Listen to it every day. No way. Patreon. Well worth it. Well, we got so much. So on Patreon, by the way, we have the most content out of any channel ever in the history of Patreon. Yeah. Um, because we have live shows there every single day and nobody, it's everybody who comes on there like, holy shit, plus I put all those fucking movies on there. Yeah. I own the rights to most of them. So I popped them up there. So everybody could watch them for free. Just during the day, then I get home at night and watch it on Patreon. It's fucking rad. It's a love it. Yeah. Love it. Um, I love Patreon. It's, it's fucking awesome. We can get away with murder over there pretty much. Except for, except for, I will say this, uh, you guys have been asking us about the, thank you, buddy. Um, you guys have been asking us about the fake news episode that got taken down on Monday. Apparently there was nudity in it. I just don't remember which nudity it was, but whatever. We popped it back up. So we're good to go. It's back up. Yeah. So thank, thank Delco for that. He, uh, he's the one that pops back up on Vimeo here. What's your wife's name? Danelle. Danelle. All right. I'm going to do a shot for, uh, Danelle here. I'll drink straight out of the bottle. We're homies, dude. It's fine. That's good. Who made this? What's this? Soldier Valley? Soldier Valley. Soldier Valley, dude. Way to go. Soldier Valley whiskey. I'm all about that life, dude. Thank you. Damn. Good. Damn. Way to go. Um, well, dude, we appreciate you being here, uh, how long in town for? Uh, we came in, uh, last Friday, we were leaving tomorrow morning, driving back. Perfect timing. We, this is our last show of the week, um, we prerecorded because we had a call with, uh, tech stock that people were going to tear down our studio. Yeah. So what not? We recorded the entire conversation. Oh, it's going to air on Mondays. Super fucked up. As always, not that you would expect anything less, but the woman at the beginning was just like, are you guys, are you guys broadcasting? Cause they could see on the, on the camera. And I was like, well, we'll see how it goes. Yes, we're definitely broadcasting. But we wanted to get down here while the studio was still here. Perfect. You don't see it. It'll be here for another couple of years. I think, um, yeah, you'll hear it in the thing. So we're going to try to stretch this out as well and take this to trial. Give them help. Why not? I mean, it's, cause we're not, this isn't what wasn't like a cash grab for us. It's a, obviously a fucking gigantic place, right? That's awesome. And we, but we, that's what we build it for is for listeners to come in and hang out and get fucked up and everything. So it's not the, it's not the money. We just like the location and we have like a million parking spaces here. So it's just like, fuck you guys, man. And we actually want to be here. Fucking assholes. We named it the state of Texas versus the during a bro's podcast. And that'll air Sunday night and then the video will be live on, on Mondays. You can actually see the people in the video too, which is really fucking funny. That's great. So that'll be the show there, uh, we're, we're off tomorrow. Uh, cause everybody's raging for, uh, for March Madness around here. We try to give people a day off here and there. Uh, who else is back there? Anybody else want to come up? Thank you. Ah, yeah. Come on up brother. Let's go. Look at that mullet. Dude, we got a mullet in a stash. Looks like a young Garner men's shoe. You fucking S O B dude pop on in there. Yeah. Tell everybody your name. Uh, Marcus. Look at you. Bet you're eating pussy an hour ago. Weren't you? Marcus, you son of a bitch. Nope. What a fucking lie, dude. That stash was tickling somebody's vagina about an hour ago. I love it. Where are you from? Uh, southeast Wisconsin. All right. Wisconsin's a real state. So we're about 20 minutes north of the whole written house thing. Really? Yeah. From Kenosha. Nope. Uh, he was trending today, I guess something early when I was sitting on. He was doing a speech, I guess, at University of Memphis and a bunch of BLM activists. They have booed him off the stage or something. I just think. Huge shot. Don't show up at University of Memphis. Have you been to Memphis? No. Holy shit. I have. And when I looked around and I realized quickly that I was the only white person walking around at all the bars late at night, uh, decided it was time for me to get the, the fuck on up out of there. And that's where Graceland is. Okay. Yeah. For Miller. Like the whitest fucking, uh, you know, location in Memphis, the blackest city on the planet now. Um, what do you want to keep drinking brother weeks? I'll give it to my now fiancee. Is she back here? Yep. Yep. Congratulations. Oh, was that, was that her with you earlier? Yeah. Okay. Cool. I didn't know it was your sister, just like a homie. All right. It's your actual fiance. Yep. Congratulations. When you guys getting married? Uh, we haven't planned it yet. It's been a half weeks ago or something. No, shit. How old are you? Uh, 26. 26. That was her pussy right now. What? I said it low. I don't think she can hear it all the way back then. I don't think she's going to know. Good for you guys. Thank you. Do you guys fucking the back office? No. No. That's, that's where Dan records citizen. It's fine if you threw down in there. Do you know how many people have had sex in our studios? Oh, I've heard. Oh, God, dude. Yeah. Fucking cream pie Jessica. Remember that broke the fucking couch? Man, dude. Yeah, we did. First day in the, in the studio of couch broken, semen everywhere. It happens. Whatever, man. Uh, cheers to you guys. Thank you. Congratulations. Dude on the man. Congratulations on this whole look. God damn. What do you do for living the area able to get away with this? I'm a heavy equipment operator. Oh, shit. Well, this is mandatory. This looks mandatory. Yeah. Yeah. They wouldn't even hire you if you didn't have a mullet in a fucking stash like that, bro. Now I understand. Yeah. Uh, all right. Delco since we're at the end here. There's nobody else, right? Anybody else back there? Anybody else want to come up? You're welcome to it. I don't even get shit. We're drinking the rest of the day. Who gives a fuck? Okay. Cool. Um, who won that game? Illinois. Sure did. Yeah. So I'm still perfect today. Are you? It's hard being perfect, man. It's, it's such a fucking burden. I carry on these, uh, these shoulders, uh, who they playing? It's blocked by camera ones. South Carolina. Uh, I believe I picked South Carolina in this game. I'm going to pick up the game. I'm going to pick up the game. I'm going to pick up the game. I'm going to pick up the game. I'm going to pick up the game. I'm going to pick up the game. I'm going to pick up the game. I'm going to pick up the game. I'm going to pick up the game. I'm going to pick up the game. 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