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Chopped Chumps - 3.22.24

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Duration:
1m
Broadcast on:
22 Mar 2024
Audio Format:
mp3

Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on "Store" to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless and they are cheap! [Music] [Music] Done, Hinckley tried to kill a president. Should have been given shoes made of cement. And now he is complaining 'cause he can't get a gig. Hey, this would be killer like him up in the fridge. Go easy on Sam Bankman-Free. After all, he's a tussle-haired boy. If they got rid of birthright citizenship, then the smartest man I know would have to be deported. Since he sold his birthright for a kilo of Parmesan cheese. Seems to be quite a few Republicans waking up with a horse head in bed with him. Hey Howie, look on the bright side. At least we're getting rid of some of the squatters in Washington. The former fast-food slogan, "Make a run for the border." Has indeed taken on new meaning these days. I know it's mentioned over and over how everything the bureaucratic meant. But I just discovered within my own mind that bureaucrats take to work. That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump. Chump Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. HowieCarShow.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless and they are cheap.