The Group Chat
#98 - GRUNK'S IN THE WALL
Benlo everyone welcome back to the brookjack god gas I'm drunk. I'm on the wall. I don't know where I am yet. Actually. I think I'm on the wall though So I'm like pointing under right now right dude. I don't even know I haven't figured that shit out Down somewhere editor put good grunker here. Wait. What episode is this guy 98 98 or three or or three? I say no wait no we're season two episode three episode three. No episode three season two episode 98 season two episode 98 Or episode three sponsored by group code group 10% off with game Listen guys, I know we say it all the time But we really need to sell out we only have a hundred units left that we need to sell out and for some reason no one's buying Our stock went up our stock went up. We went from 98 to 100 So we have a good chat with the people at the warehouse That you know send out the lean stuff They just send us videos of them like fucking around with it, you know doing tricks, you know putting in their water and all that stuff You know, there's no movement Thank you guys very much for moving one last week. Thank you for the most shout out. Shay. Shay Tubman Shout out shitty shitty guy shitty guy 12 for buying one week to a blast week. We saw you We we see you you're awesome. I don't want to bet you. Do the last episode the camera I was pointing out yummy had to be panned in Because okay listen. I was okay. I was I was they didn't have me. I was like, oh, this is funny as hell You know, whatever. I'm 30 minutes in there like 38 minutes in and I'm like sitting there. I'm like, oh man This is funny. I'm so happy that Yeah, he told me he was like he rally gift. I look down a yummy Yeah, and then like it's just his fucking big ball fucking one man one and guy two were just sitting there It's they weren't like out, but you could see he's wearing pants. No, there's a reason why You can see like up my ass It's like behind my nuts. It was not it was kind of fucking awesome. It was a crazy view. It was awesome So we don't have we don't have an intro anything yet. That's that's that's been a worry So right now, I think our best course of action for a place over is a it's a good old riffra freestyle And the only people who know about this. I think are me and Larry Yeah, Isaac doesn't know I might have seen it. I don't remember anything free style to sniff it before the podcast But like I swear to God I've sent something in the group chat because there's one line in here I don't remember what he says, but it is so funny. I'll know it when I hear it. Alright That's greatness Candy cold of Grim Reaper G. I put you to sleep. I put you six feet deep on this in the ground I blazed pine. I let my top down. I could have played for watch to risk in six points for a touchdown I mean this is a carrot. This is a man. I'm more I got more knowledge than both your parents combined Didn't go to high school in nine nine. Everything will fine. I've been Now homo. I've talked about it back in my trunk. Let's see Hey won't get in the mix. I bought I got fresh set of kicks up a plate for the Phoenix Suns I graduated in 1991 damn that motherfucker holding in the motherfucking moon plus the sun Then the damn solar system. I come through now my pop trunk on your sister Fried gristle and bacon with eggs and toast I'm gonna fuck right there. He bought the most he bought coast close. He borrowed cross-severed seeds You talk about Fuck you on your damn knee to you gay I pull up sitting sideways with sway. We had Chinese buffet even on a Monday. It's a Tuesday Make you feel like there will be tools But it don't even matter anyway, I come through with diamonds This is junior I come through I played it down south of Oklahoma soon. I'll cut a plate for tailback I have back on hatchback. I'm in a photo hatchback damn motherfucker could have played for the Dallas Mavericks But they found crack in my jacket Mark Cuba said well, you're gonna have to box one of these players Enough rip rafts I think it was eating Chinese my fan of Monday. It's a Tuesday. That's the one that made me laugh You said he graduated 91 and 99 I know you had to play it like five different professional sports Cracking the sock. Oh My god. Oh, all right classic intro awesome intro. Oh, that was a good intro. Awesome. We might we might do We might end it off on a freestyle, but that's way later down in the episode So this is the setup now. Okay. This is like grunk in the rotation I don't know where he's gonna be at. Maybe he's up there. Maybe he's Can we do every single week we'll have like a different way to play grunk on the screen? Do you hate me? No, no, just imagine. Oh, do you hate me dude? Just run a do you just hate me imagine the DVD thing? Every time we do a peel box I do that because I know jealous of people that commotion track. I can't motion track on Vegas I can't do it. I just can't so you made it to do in it So I don't like it that he did it because he's jealous. Yes, and I are envious in your evil. Yeah You're doing a sin watch this Larry. Yeah, what's up? Put him on my head. Oh, I'll make you look stupid All right, let's get on Isaac's face We didn't get to address where Tanner is All right, you know what normally normally we say. Oh someone got to an accent or what he's asleep He went pretty late, you know, he's one of our top shooters, but You know, there's a balance to everyone in his balance is that he just you know If he's knocked out pretty late, then he'll probably have to stay knocked out pretty late pretty late Yeah, so I talked to Tanner and I I transferred the Pharaoh's curse of sleep apnea to him By the way ladies and gentlemen I got grounded for yelling on the podcast because I was mad about fridge So I had some fella took my place for Isaac they're like tearing you up your ear out for the next podcast. I don't even wait What was the main argument was about the fridge in house dirty and helmet asshole? I forget just don't even bring. I don't even want to talk Yeah, I don't know what happened I just saw the comments it feels like have you ever seen those videos of like the guy who is like That time I went to kystenets the AMP house and like we were all having fun But he's not there. It's just like a like a picture. Oh, yeah Great screen you Oh my god My background like a solid color we have the funniest setup that you guys can't see because we have drunk editing in because we're recording OBS, but dude, he's on a TV with the like a Logitech. I'm just 20 on his head. I'm gonna take a photo real quick I just like seen him. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, we couldn't get a room, but I'm sorry I'll be real though I'm like really I'm like super self-aware this podcast of how I'm moving because the top comment on the last one was Oh my god. Yummy moving his foot great dude. I swear to god. Everybody has a problem with every shoot That one was the worst. I was literally doing this to the couch. I was just figuring it And then I switched fingers and then I think I did - you're a horny But it feels really good like you should try it. I was doing it I was playing with my little air pods and it's like really fun And I like the I like to finger it, but I also learned that I'm like a sensory kind of like freak like we're like No, but you're a messier. I'll look at that You need one of these no, but I am a sensory guy. I always have been like Larry Okay, oh, I don't even want to think about it Larry yesterday showed me the grossest scrub daddy I've ever seen in my time. It looks like he got bombed like he was like There's chunks taken out of him, but just like thinking about the texture of that makes like it gives me goose Not not ours, right? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. We got to throw it away Dude, it looked like he had like like a scrub body. You think I'll be headed like all the blood is in his face Grandpa it was be real. I used to hell out of that scrub day. Yeah. Yeah, the hell Five bucks And popped up on my Twitter again today because it's the greatest deal in shark tank history Oh, I thought you're talking about like I thought you know what the deal was one a hundred K for 30% of Did they accept it? Yes. Well, I think so. Yeah. Yeah, and they and they did that last week and And then they did like a hundred forty million in sales in like a year Yeah, so like a part of the whole shark shark tank things like the shark tank is that they get like promotion anyway You know, so like let's say they get turned down or don't don't accept they still get There's stupid products a lot of the time. What's the dumbest one you've seen from recent? Why don't we check it out on our YouTube? I Do this like a real podcast Jamie pull that thing up dude. Jamie Paul Jamie Jamie pull up the pyramids Can we buy the dumbest shark tank products for group video? All right guys leave a like and subscribe I feel like like half of them aren't even for sale when we get 20k. We'll do this Jesus these videos are long Is there like a sure like we can just look at shorts. They what does it say? It's gonna be all mark human Who's your least favorite shark dude cold ones literally did it? We tried the dumbest shark tank products and there's a scrub daddy in the therapy. They got to it Yeah, dude, we are behind dude Where would this guy is the O'Reilly or Dude, I have an awesome idea. Oh, everyone's had my mind. I hear you over there What none okay, I'm gonna put a I'm gonna get an astronaut like a space astronaut suit for bento And we'll just chill right here with me. Oh, that'd be really cute. Would that be yeah, that'd be so funny His eyes would be even more like and then His eyes be like dude, it's 20 bucks I would do that. That's like a bonding thing You look so mad Dude, I'm pretty sure these are like so heavily drop shipped is this the real website. Can we see yeah? What is cat interactive hair removal massage? Can we all try to like best angry cat sound wins like a hundred bucks do we did you guys see you know? Mr.. Is his name mr. Wonderful big bald guy from short. It's your wonderful mr. Wonderful He he said that he was going to offer to buy certain percent of tick-tock move everything to the u.s. And keep it up No, that's like the worst I mean yeah, that's that's like what's gonna happen. I think can tick-tock please just stay out of the Can't see it on our drugs There is a background See it that's a good one. I like that one. It's sweet. Are you able to look up mr. Wonderful tick-tock? Oh, yeah, it's your wonderful Do you know you mr. Wonderful sexy moments? Who's so what's next mr? Where's his background? Where does he live? Oh, he looks like them body man. I'm gonna read. Does that make sense? Yeah? No, I absolutely agree with you and that's why I hate him. No, there's one that's worse I can do you one worse if you want to go down through rabbit hole real fast quickly just pause for a second pause this video I'm sorry Google the church owner that purchased a jet all that's the yeah, that guy's bad his name is a pastor Yeah, look at look at look at images and look at this guy's creepy fucking eyes. Yeah, look at the left side bro He is evil like did you hear what he said? He said something like I can't be caught with the demons in that aluminum tube or something Yeah, he's like normal people inside of this and came at him Dude, he said in the aluminum. He said that I think it was it. I don't know who we bought the the plane from it Was another just another guy. He was like he gave me he gave me such a good deal. I couldn't I couldn't deny it Dude, I could have thought of like a million different better defenses than what he came up with on the spot Well, his argument is that he can now go take his private jet places to preach faster right more efficient Yeah, no, that wasn't even his defense. His defense was it was so cheap. It was such a Defense like his actual oh, he did say that it was such a good deal that he couldn't turn it down. I Mean I guess so like I don't know what a good deal is but yeah, this guy is what we call dude This guy's what we call the wolf is people people like him in Joel Osteen dude. I can't Joll Osteen's fine No Wasn't there like it wasn't there an issue with Joll Osteen where he like there was a giant flood and he like rejected people from like You know coming see me was blocking people York. He was No, there was a big issue. There's a storm and he rejected people from coming to the church Look it up. Look at the podcast of the Bible times. Jamie. Look at Joel Osteen return Did you guys see what Noah did so Noah brought it in every Humans in his own Rejecting people never gonna happen dude. Noah's prepared for nothing right now. What a loser and go to image all and then Scroll down, dude. I hope I don't look stupid saying this But I remember hearing something Liquid church for it's up there. It's up there. It's not opening scroll down right there liquid church not defense Not opening liquid church to probably people that needed it. Yeah to Houston to heart. Yeah Houston heart. Yeah He didn't open it. Yeah, that's what I remember hearing. He just left a close and be we're trying to go in Oh my Open did that was broke like up for a minute. That's a 60 a little bit more 16,000 capacity A massive church that's one of the mega church. Yeah, they're called mega church. How many how long are those pews? They're like stadium Yep, those are the ones where they're like Like bowling pins I love those videos so much dude, dude Have you seen the one where the pastor flies in on like the tightrope like Coming in. Oh my god We're fine with likes I can't believe he's getting like the pastor of hand signals down mid-air over his congregation I'm ready. How's it gonna get down? I Question how do you even propose this idea and someone says yeah? Oh, okay. Imagine imagine while we're preaching I come in on I spin really slowly. Yeah, I know that conversation goes like nothing's impossible if there's a way there's a way How many how many people do you think will lose faith if he just fell and then like hit a spine on like one of the chairs and like Think there's a demon entered. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's it's God's plan. God dude God did not like it I talk about a demon that entered When I visited you guys and we did that PO box and Isaac got that clown sent to him, right? Right. Oh, you I? Took the cloud home with me. Sorry. Sorry everyone. What no, I just want to apologize. We haven't gotten that video I know oh, yeah, that's fine, but you'll see you'll meet him, but Literally he was sitting on my shelf that the camera is on right now, and we have this thing on the ceiling I'm gonna try to show you smoke detective Okay Sprinkler work do you see that thing the like cream or anything? Yeah that orange thing. What is that on your ceiling? so that's just like a little Rub a big piece of gum toy. It's just like a toy. It's like a squishy. It's a squishy toy That's kind of sticky and we threw it up on the ceiling like literally in We have one up right now Yellow one Yeah, we threw it up in the ceiling in like November, and it stayed there for months and months and months and then I bring back the clown Right, and it falls like oh just like literally the day of that the clown is here And and that's like that's like strike number one like okay. That's weird and then Same night that that happened. I had the scariest nightmare. I've ever had in my life. Oh my Okay, keep talking it was it was truly Like I was screaming in real life came in had to wake me up. I was screaming what? Yeah, like I've never experienced something so scary in my entire life and What was the dream about it was literally okay? So it started out normal like we were in this auditorium It was lit and then we go me and can't go outside to just chill on a beach and it's nighttime and I'm looking out into the ocean, then it's like a warm summer night, and then all of a sudden I feel this cold gust of wind like like wash over me like it really was so cold and like I see remix it's all slicing remix. I was like Summer night yeah, so the cold gust of wind it wasn't even like a gust of wind it felt like more of an aura a presence You know and it literally was so strong that in the dream it like took my breath away Like and I couldn't like and me and Camden were like okay We need to get out of here, and I stood up and I couldn't walk like I couldn't walk straight We continue walking down the beach and we passed the door to the auditorium that we were just in and then I get hit with Another of those cold things and I look to my left, and I see this like figure this like Scrawny figure that's wearing no clothes, but it's humanoid Doesn't make any sound and then it just like approaches me like no noise I don't see it moving at all it just somehow approaches me and we like lock hands and I fall to the ground with it like on top of me I'm like screaming. I'm screaming and then can it has to wake me up, and that's the dominant is you had to wake you up You were screaming Yes, I was screaming in real life. Okay. Well, we got it We got to tell him how to null find a curse because we have Rid of it, would you do that I gave it to my partner that deals with all those things. Oh Okay, so you have like a way to do some boys deal there. Okay. Hey if the clown guy is real We have a yellow thing up on the ceiling make ours fall right now. Don't do that. Well, that's Tanner did that he was like if there's a demon if there's a demon here like an idiot all of our lights all of our lights started like We played a Ouija board. Yeah, what were we think that was my house, which by the way is owned by Hasbro, which freaks me out Yeah, why does a toy company has that is true? Before that I did not believe in like any demonic presence or ghost or anything But that that like actually chilled me to my core because I have not had a nightmare and probably over 15 years Dang, I haven't had a long time dude. I'm scared Okay, those two things to happen in such close proximity What do you think would have happened if you like took a tab of acid and then had that thing around? Why would you probably something bad? Probably I'm really spiritual I My dream last night was insane drunk. I I dreamed I was dreaming that I was sleeping on two pillows and when I woke up I was sleeping on one Who's our one? That's actually real. I was like fuck. No, I but it was like a half nightmare because I was like a sleep And I was like dude. Oh wait I was like I'm gonna wake up and I'm gonna have the worst neck pain of my entire life because I know I can't sleep on two pillows And then I woke up and I was like oh, I'm on one. I'm chilling That is pretty Dream about things that stress me out like one time my car wasn't going in the first gear very well in the fit And I was just struggling with it the whole time and I dreamed that my transmission broke And I woke up and I was like, I gotta get it fixed man I'm like sucks and then I went to go get food and then like it was like three hours later I like remembered my dream when I went to first. I was like, oh shit. I'm fine What the hell I have so weird ass dreams lude like I don't even know what they mean or what the purposes But I have those dreams where I was in a I was in a dark like It was like a dark room and I was walking in this like endless hallway And I just kept running and like I had this like source of light coming out of like my body I don't know how to explain it But basically like there was a circle around me that would be lit up and then the rest would be all black And so I just kept running forward and then my my point of view changed from me like my eyes So like someone looking at me from afar But I could see that and then I'm like switching back and forth like trying to figure out where this person's at and they get Further and further away, and then I woke up and I was like Have you guys ever had a loose it's what me? No, I'm saying. Oh me. I'm just thinking. Oh, and then I haven't have you guys ever Had a lucid dream anybody. Yeah Mine was like You know that what's that one movie? I know Larry will know with that lighting in the desert where it's like super saturated And there's like no shadows doing like very blue very desert very orange, and it's like a nuclear like 1950 doing two Aliens come it's got that funny alien scene Dude, I think Scarlett Johansson might be in it. You're gonna see Mars attacks No, that was that dude look at my that one director. You like you're like, oh, yeah, he makes movies like this Anyways, oh are you talking about Ashroyd City? Yeah? Oh, what's Anderson? Yeah? My dream kind of had lighting like that but more pastel and like more muted Oh, that looks really fun to watch I wasn't a lucid dream and I was like kind of like a like a drone I like flew out of like this building and nothing was like Really textured. It was almost unrendered like a video game like something in the distance Ooh, and I was like following a car drifting around a city, but I was also controlling the car What though it was a kind of abandoned, but I would like tell it where to go like go right go left turn turn there It was kind of cool. Can you look up? Mars attacks Mars attacks So I used to be really scared of this If you guys were looking for a really funny movie this is the type of movie dude not to spoil it I'm gonna spoil it real quick the only way to get anybody cares about spoilers The only way to get rid of them is to play music Explode it is such a fun. I used to be so scared of this film look look look look at the left side the woman The her body was replaced This is cool. I like I love these kinds of cool. I think I've already told you guys, but do my fear move all time Killer clowns from outer space baby. What is that guys look at these fucking freaks? This is an old old-ass movie about these clowns that came from outer space Everyone and they turn them into like the tournament till like cotton candy and turn them into like all these things They're gross. What do you say nothing? We need another space jam If there's another space jam, I'm calling it right now with Steph Curry. No, it's gonna be with the answer words - There's gonna be a space jam with Anthony Edwards in let's see what's what years at 2024. I'm gonna say 20 37 what the 22 that's like forever. Wait, didn't they make one with LeBron? Yeah, that was the most recent one. Yeah, did you watch it? No, actually, I feel like it's balls dude a new legacy 2021. Oh my god 2021 Anthony Edwards 2037 space jam We're when big yama bing yama no women yama's gonna play on the monster's if he's in the movie He's not gonna be like the normal person cuz he is already a monster in real life That's the monsters who have like the 90 foot arms and they're dunking in the shit What are they called? Mon stars Mon stars. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah Guys the cartoons. Yeah, that's women yama. This is like the fan trooper here. There and these guys look like star like monsters long dunk Space jam long All right, the Jesus Why is one like inappropriate. Yeah. Oh, it's a dog Stevie. No, he's probably no. I say click it. I don't All right, let's see our reaction you image. Yeah. Oh, it's not that bad. Is it normal? What is that? Oh, I see it Yeah, no, I can't even tell he's just dunking dude I don't know why that's of w huh just in case. I don't know if somebody gets scared. Can you look up a breaking bad feet guy? Who's that guy who put his feet up like real big that wasn't breaking bad? That was from I'm a turntino. No, that was from a stranger things Stranger things man feet Oh, that's what you look like right now. I don't know if you know, but dude Dude, I was getting No, dude, I had socks on but I had a hole in my I Have Oh, dude, you have those socks and Tanner's wholesons underwear. Yeah, what what is that purple leg fucker? Oh, yeah? That's oh, oh, oh it's fake. It's a difficult organ or something Yeah Can you look up worship music? Oh don't do that. I was a couple what? No, don't bother. Dude. Did you imagine going here? What's your guys's favorite water to drink? Sorry to cut you off. I love you. I like your energy Just feel like we got a move somewhere else What did I say is it good? Where did you get that shit at your college campus? I hate you I told you I would try to get a rate water. I'm drunk grunk. Ghost. I'm gee grunk. I'm here Gronk, what sport do you play? I play soccer and tennis and football. How do you like the Gatorade water D1 for everyone? It's good. It's like It's water Yeah, it does kind of feel like the electrolytes my friend said that it tastes like Water down like really really watered down flavored shit. Okay, really there's like watered down propel There's no flavor, but it's like it's like a placebo. There's a propel. I don't know what propel. You don't know about propel It's propel it's propel it's propel. Okay, Taco Bell Taco Bell is it data or data data? I'm gonna steal your data. It's a data data. You say say say to or sada I'm a switch up. I've never said say I never heard of a sada cable. I know say to cables say to yes It goes say got your answer Anyways my favorite water I I have with Evion I have for it. I just land it I usually go with smart water, but my everyday water Yeah, I want to buy a Brita filter. I want to buy one. No, no, no burky. I want to buy a burky filter Why we're sitting for a burky burky burky holds like 30 gallons of water Can we do one of those fake can we do one of those fake tick-tock things where it's like, you know How they staged or podcast I was gonna ask that can we do like a stage podcast? We pretend to do that real quick Be like I want to buy a burky filter. Wait, there's this new water filter. It holds 13 gallons Have you guys heard of it? No, what is it? It's a perky burky water Burky, right water and they sold this many units in the first quarter of 2024 No, if you invest now with the link in my description you'll 10x your money by tomorrow night I'm going right now, and I'm gonna put that on my bio That is crazy. Here's an affiliate link to do a pyramid scheme sign up right now, dude Fuck it pyramid scheme, but no, I had one in my house when I was in high school and you literally it's it's on a stand It's got like charcoal big filters even on the top. We're not doing the bait anymore. No, I'm being serious When he mentioned the charcoal filter, I'm like, no way No, but it's really good. It's great. What didn't it taste like charcoal? No, she's like dark charcoal It just tastes like what it tastes like because I have that big-ass Yeti cup that I don't I can't use because I'm not a Stanley Cup Dude, so Stanley cups actually one was in a fire a car fire. You know what happened to that car fire What happened everything burned it now did the Stanley Cup live believe it or not the Stanley Cup actually did live No, I wonder where the driver okay the driver was perfectly okay Stanley sent them a whole bunch of Stanley cups after her shit Did they give him a new car? Hell yeah, probably not They gave her a new car. Okay, cool. Yeah Congratulations, bitch, you don't know it's Stanley cup They went like totally viral on tiktok No, it's like a bitch bitch. Shut the F up. Mm. You're weird is beard your beard is wait. Oh, wait. Oh, that's a Stanley Cup right there Yeah, hockey hockey fans are definitely mad lightning McQueen won the Stanley Cup It's really funny in a race is what people don't know like the laws and regulations over like lead And then they freak out of or something like lead being in Stanley Cup And they don't know that there's like micro amounts of lead and everything that they consume. Yeah, there everything is lead I think we need to stop worrying about what we're consuming because like we'll never really know ever I think that's a great point. I feel like there's the damage has already been done We're like halfway through our lives at this point. Yeah, dude. We're the guy used to it, man We've all what if we eat so many preservatives we get preserved and then we can live forever Smart that's no point. We all have shelf lives after that. Yeah, we turn it to like non perishable So we could be putting a doomsday bunker all together. What are you guys gonna be made out of? I want to be a bag polyester and silicone. I want to be a boobin plant I'll put you in my chest. Yeah, what are you gonna be back right here? What am I gonna be? Yeah, for you talking about like a preservative like you got recycled I got recycled. Yeah Could I be anything? Yeah, like like your face on a jacket or like no, I would be the I would be the window of a microwave Okay, because like everyone's gonna look through me. Look at me. I'm always needed and I'm always protecting them from like shit He's got he's yeah, but yeah, but you're gonna like radiate. You look ugly. Yeah, you're gonna He's built the last brother. Listen that window saves fucking meals, dude It's a you are very lucky. Yeah, that radiation is no joke and it like let me can burn up your insides Yes, again. You can cook you from the inside. It's got really that's a radiation. Well, that's what microwaves do and then the food eat you That's so strange. We have that I know they're smaller than the Microwaves. Yeah, they can't they cannot get affected. They just chill and they can't remember we tried that Yep, we tried that and we learned that we're like why are they dying and they're smaller than the fucking microwaves viewers at home If you're wondering why the hell we tried microwaving ants Wait, what we scooped them up and we put them in our house Well, you don't remember This was back in the other house. There was a someone left a whole bunch of food inside It was never cleaned and so there was a bunch of ads that went from the air fryer I think yeah to the microwave and we're like all right fuck it Let's just try and turn on the microwave and they were just fine. Yeah, no, they walked out by just spinning on the dish the entire time They're like what's going on, bro. Yeah, they were dizzy at the end of walking around like Oh, I feel like it's sing a song when they march together. I'll be real. Yeah, the ants come marching one by one. Hara Yeah, it's going to be one by one Minutes I think Would you say girl you guys ever catch the rat? Yes, we did here we go. We talked about that We wanted to bring it up Didn't we mention it on the last podcast? No, it wasn't caught the last part. I don't remember We'd mention it. I'll tell you what no because it happened after the last. All right guys I murdered it and everybody's like save the rat release it. It's dead It's dead his greedy. All right. Well, I also have I have to also admit I was guilty by association I was one who set the trap. Yeah, yeah, me was somebody put the peanut butter and bought the trap And I was the one who held an open right I primed it. I think I have to harbor some guilt for attempt Perfect murder by the way, I should fill the whole garage with poison I bought like four top cats, but I didn't know the rat was the size Isaac but rat poison traps for the entrance was like that big Yeah, they're from for money mice and then Tanner comes back two days later with like new info where he's the size of a shoe Yeah, no, that's true. And then I saw it and I was like, oh my dude that thing scared away Yeah, and it was like I saw like yeah I was really bored at like 1 p.m. On a random day And then I did like two hours worth of research on rat traps, and I watched these rat youtubers And that's where I linked they have like the kill counter led screen with the GoPro attached like their own custom camera That's like sociopathic that like stabs them in the head that's sociopath They have another one that does like the same thing, but like yeah It was like a $200 trap, but I found these ones on Amazon I vouch heavily for them there these plastic traps giant plastic mouse traps, and they have like teeth And you just squeeze them it looks like a chip bag clip or whatever dude it it it was a clean kill He wasn't even blit. Yeah, there it is. I think it's Why do they come up? It's it's the one over there the other one on Amazon. Dude you looked up bear trap, but rat Yeah, it's like one of those they're all probably the same, but dude it was not a dirty messy gross kill He wasn't like bleeding or he didn't explode. He was huge by the way That's exactly that's exactly what we have and it worked perfectly It just I think it just broke his neck and then he died Yeah, I do want to say though for any rats listening any rats are fans the next time y'all try some stupid shit It's gonna be a you're gonna have a rat parkour you're gonna step on like like an iron great hooked up to a car Battery you're gonna get and you're gonna fall into like a pool of like hydrochloric acid We should have contacted mark rober and asked if you could help make a contraption We should have done that what I think I learned about like rat highways and learn about the way they travel I learned about like their sleep patterns. Don't they travel like packs which they have like highways that they always they always like to be covered And they always like to be like against like a wall so they'll only go against things and they'll follow like a certain path and then There was this one trap. I saw that was kind of insane It was a shop vac filled with like oil my and they would keep the hose open and they'd put like snacks Like at the top of the where like the hose is a shop vac and leave an empty that They'd go in the tunnel and then they'd eat the snacks and they'd fucking fall in the oil and they would just oh my god Do they do with a good deep-fried was it hot oil? No And then you eat it yeah, and you have a skewer dinner Dude I was on tick-tock and I saw this one guy and again It was so sociopathic like he had a setup where he would wait for a squirrel to eat nuts right in front of this Like tree and then he would shoot the squirrel in the head and you see its eyes like pop out and it dies Oh, did he be bragging? He'd be like yeah I got to replace the backboard where the pellets are hitting against the wall. I'm like dude. It's fucked up That's the best with their bird feeders and shit. Yeah, I I'm all about killing him He mainly if anything, but I don't think this really dude. Okay, I'll talk about that I can't talk about the rat. I'm talking about the rat not squirrel right right. Yeah, I'm talking about the rat As a witness of what happened to his life His death, I guess do that thing he did not die happy death. That was not pretty It wasn't the worst thing in the world, but he probably was was chilling like in that trap for a good minute Can we talk about how the trap was like here wait wait wait I said it that rat is still in the trash is the trash by the curb Yeah, it is it is it is thank the God and the sky shot on who did that I forgot But listen, we put the trap against the wall underneath some boxes and when we found him the trap was like five feet away So I think it got him and he jumped to dude You know it's insane the fact that like when we set those traps and then like the next day They was like moved because someone of you guys moved. Yeah, remember which one was the one the traffic It was Tanner on accident. He like moved all the boxes and didn't know the trap was there. Yes I think it scared the shit of him, too I can imagine getting scared like a Vietnamese Jesus. It fell on his foot actually clamped down on his toes The reason he was alive for so long as he had a whole bag of food We didn't know is in dude. He's hired chicken wing. I saw the boat. No, he did. He did grow drunk He had more he had more than that. That was just like the uh, that was a starter Grunk, he started his own restaurant. He had a buffet Yeah, he started his own restaurant in our garage He had like he it was like a restaurant partial with like a hotel probably like they could sleep in the mall The ball pit balls or the car that was in the garage or wherever. I have a genuine question. So where does the humane Like empathy kick in for killing animals like that because you said you sound sad about a squirrel But you sound like you don't care about a rat. So yeah, you sound you sound tactical about a rat cuteness scale or is it like a a rat's classifier innocent scales Rats are pests. So I would say they could die. What about hogs? This one hogs are they're invasive They will kill any kills like deer are invasive. They'll kill anything. I would much rather deer die Dear pretty chill. They eat berries deer chill. No, no, so here's the thing a deer is gonna jump in front of your car And it's over with me. Tell me you're gonna shoot that right before Huh, you're gonna shoot that right in the foreign deer a cool But like if if deer were hunt I would not want hunting for like for deer to stop deer have good meat There's a great population of deer probably an overpopulation in some areas Yeah, you could like what do you value a human life or a deer life? I mean you know man what you sound like you're uh Talking about if someone's driving on the highway driving in the highway with a Think of like a the okay if a deer was driving the highway first of all, that's that that would be amazing I'd be like oh my god. We live in the new age. Yeah, that'll be on the news and sick of all the deer is cute So they're cute, but when they're grown and they're like males like they're whatever Yeah, I mean the dudes I say leave the moms leave the babies kill them in. Oh, yeah, so we'll have a reproduction for more deer Just leave them all as a baby. Well, that's why there's that's why there's seasons for hunting You know, there's also times for like all right right now you cannot kill dads, but you can kill a certain amount of tags as well I don't think of a hunter saw a baby deer. They'd shoot it. No, they would get fine. They would get fine What they would give pull out a machine. It's the same way as like it's the same way as fishing if you fish and you take out a fish It's a certain size. Yeah, you'll get fined. Yeah, it's not allowed But bores. I don't know man. Bores are different breed like no bores could blow it up on YouTube I'll tell you my favorite thing is is when fishermen or whoever it's usually fishermen when they find Uh like a crab a lobster with fish But they're snow, but they're so big like they they could tell they've lived for so long They're like old lives. You made it this long bra. I'm gonna let you give a snippet or something like that Don't they snip it if it's a breed if it's a female who has eggs or is capable they'll snip the tail and like a weird triangle So people that catch it in the future. No, then it's a breeding eat it. Yeah, that's cool Yeah, I like when they let them go you gotta you gotta keep the lobster race around like so pregnant female I was talking about like when a lobster's like so massive It's been alive forever and they could totally legally keep it, but they're like I respect you Lobster dang Oh my god Oh my god Fucking course Muck bang 21 pan lobster nikocado avocado. You kill them Like why would you eat them? Why would you eat them the huge lobster you big greedy glutton? Hey are shrimp crustaceans? Yeah, I believe so because they're So if you're allergic to crab you're allergic to shrimp most likely shellfish That is so sad. What would happen if she had it? Die. Oh, oh, I don't know actually. Oh, they can make your throat close throughout what uh That's that's probably what it is. Dude. That's what you guys do the Dude down looking to like bottom middle ish. Is that an epic bottom middle? Yeah, that's insane Yeah, I think so dude epic pens are actually really cool when you like pop them open they tell you instructions They vocalize out instructions. You know how expensive they are very like a crite like a shortage or whatever They're like 200 apiece at one point people are like so mad about it rightfully so but how did you have for did you have some for misty? Oh epic pens. Uh-huh. No misty has diabetes, so she has insulin. Oh, I would have Yeah, when I when I had to when I lived back in Jersey, I would have to give her insulin twice a day one in the morning. You're giving her an epic pen twice a day. Oh my god That's 12 hours. Just like acting like a puppy forever for so much energy Dude diabetes Seeing it firsthand especially just like in my dog makes me never want to have it ever like yeah It is so sad dude Like imagine having to give yourself insulin every single day prick your thumb every single day That was my motivation to like lose weight was because if you get diabetes or if you're like pre-diabetic It's pretty much just dude and you can't get rid of it. You can oh humans over time. You can dogs can't Cats I believe how is misty by the way? I haven't heard her. Oh, she's been having some medical issues. I'm not gonna lie She she old and feeble old and feeble. She's blind. So the the insulin gave her cat or x Um, so she now that happens. Yeah. Yeah, but she's she's good. She's she's trucking through it. She had um Uh, I forget what it's called, but uh She basically had to go to the doctor because she was not eating a lot and but it's it's kind of like normal with How old is she by the way? She's 12. She's 20 I can't imagine Uh, she's like 11 or 12 I wouldn't my Bella dog. She's like she's like 14 or 15. Oh my god What what what British she? Uh, she's thinking this is something lab. So my I got a puppy when I was a kid. His name is Cody and he he came from a yellow lab family And it was like a whole farm and his mom that like gave birth to him or whatever Was like 16 years old Why are you guys? I was waiting for you to finish. I was gonna say what this dog was like 20 years old The mom of your dog was 16 when she had her. Yeah, holy Wait 15 or 16 and then it went to like 17. What is that? Oh 15 times seven Oh my god 15 times. It's like how old it in like human ears. I need to have a baby. Is that the uh, the math? I mean, unless they like it Oh, it comes at the tire. Oh Rim rim rim. Can you look up uh bento? Oh my god being 105 in human ears Having a baby is nuts. It's like the oldest dog I've heard of. I wonder Bento, uh irrelevant Look up bento look up bento Tainment his insert. I just want to see if it comes up. Oh, of course It's gonna come on. That's the only thing on the internet. Well, no, you got it You gotta know it's searching for entertainment. You got a search instead for bento tainment. Click underneath it. There you go There you go That's adorable dude. Oh, I like the big point five on the bottom right. That one's cute Dude, I saw the picture of bento outside like his eyes were so scary Dude, I'm gonna be right. I feel like I feel so bad First of all, he's a big he's a big pussy. He like runs from everything, but also Dude, he's like, oh, I thought he means like a big cat because he's a no. No. No. No, he's tiny This cat I have never seen a cat like Usually they're spot on there honed in on their target like if you're playing with a cat they're like When they get that's just spot on bento's kind of like dude When I walked over to him around the couch. She was like following me like this He was like he was looking at you He's looking at you diagonally because he can't see you look up and then he looks like not even at you You just see his face. It's like one of the eyes has to look at you But they're gross. See you both are over six like two so like the poor thing has to like He's like six inches seven inches off the ground like you guys are like These are like skyscrapers. He does have raccoon tail I was trying to find this picture, but he he looks at me the way that people with glasses look down Oh look up reading books. We're like oh look. I'm old guy old guy reading Old guy reading old guy reading with glasses. Look at old person iphone. They always do it on the iphone Oh, yeah. Yeah bottom. There you go kind of like that, you know, it is like looking up at you. Yeah He said old person iphone. Yeah old person iphone. They always like they do do that. Yeah Oh, there's on the right. That's it It's been so and they only use one finger. I don't know what why they do that because the finger is a stylus as Steve jobs intended. They can't do it. They're like so Advanced we have like multiple inputs of stylies. How do you say stylus and plural? Stylus stylus do the the one everything the internet has to be octopus octopi stylus Stylie following rules of English. I'm probably just look at all those stylus styluses. Look up plural of stylus Plural of stylus No, no Larry stylus stylus Stylus stylus. Oh my god. Holy gosh. I just pulled it issue. I'm our butt. It's so weird The post octopi stylus. I lie English. Hey, what's the best pay a g2 pilot bitch? Look it up g2 pilot. We're just like looking up stuff Yeah, we're just googling podcast. Jamie's doing a lot of work right now. Thank you. Jamie. Sorry. We like looking at stuff guys the second one Yep, that's it g2 I had one of these and they lasted me from like sophomore to senior year. I swear to god Damn dude people didn't steal your pens and pencils in school Dude, I had that shot on lock. No, I wouldn't let anybody borrow one because I knew I'd never get it back Dude, I remember how I was in Japan with my fanny pack. I was gripping that shit. Yeah, I was like I was holding on Japanese man. They're dangerous. So rob you it was all okay It was also in uh in vegas too. I robbed that you're six four ass. It was japanese Dude, I hope to god not dude. They are some of the nicest people in the entire world Yeah, but but but but I'm in school dude and I would have that no one's getting my pants I'm holding them stealing them nothing. This shit was like on my body. I was lucky a bum, bro I would like stew them shits from all you're the asshole. I was the asshole that would stay out I would stay after class. I'm really gonna leave anything behind. I'm like all pet peeved. What are you you? I have a mechanical pencil. I give it to a friend. I get it back and the thing's broken off Yes, I remember who let me use back in the other house. I think it was you you had the mechanical pens I did buy really fucking outrageously expensive mechanical pencil because it looked cool I don't know why how radiously expensive. Like how much what was it called? I don't remember. I'm I'm looking to you in my time of need. I need to graph graph It was like some graph lights on look up expensive mechanical pencil when you were a kid Did you have like the 20 color the 15 color pin and it had mine was yeah five? Yes, all the things are having ones. Yeah Okay, I didn't have one, but a girl my class named Mia had one look up kooky pens because apparently people forget kooky pens existed kooky It's k. No, not cookie pen. It's k. Oh, oh cookie cookie. Yeah, cookie pens. Look at those And one of those wow Can we collaborate with you those those were banned in in my middle school? Why yeah for too much fun? Bad the rubber rubber not smell good. It's my rubber bag. It puts it in my book. They're coming Okay. Look at they were like Yeah, fine. Fine one. Let's see who's getting the best. Oh, look at this one on the ride. Definitely this Second one, no, he went stupid The second one's getting glazed. No, no, look at the first one. He's he's definitely like past the point of like He's like he's like that's euphoria. That's nice. No, he accidentally came He went over the edge, dude Scroll down scroll down. I think called cummy pins Look at this guy Yeah, that's cool That looks like stevo. I smoke weed. Yeah These are like boat clothes Was that pen gimped back there? I swear to god. Oh wait, we're right there. Oh full leather. Oh It's wrapped up. He's a cat. Oh, it's It's like Egyptian fat. You got fair. That's good. Look at him. We got wrapped up and then he got put into the cup. Bring these back Where does the pen even come out like? Where's the fun? The bottom there's no more fun in the world Dude, I remember back when I was in middle school high school. I hated it I was like I want to grow up so bad and now looking back. I'm like That's awesome, by the way Wow That is it Bye. Hey. Hey, is there another face? $14 you got it. You got it. You can buy them right now. How many look how many of them? You get four for 14 bucks. I want to get one of these though. Go to the shell. It's such a strange shape to the right Yeah, it is really really weird. Oh, it's one eye One eye. Am I gonna get um, am I gonna eat yelled at if I had mentioned I have to use a bathroom? No, look up 15 minutes Look up 15 color pen nostalgia Oh, I want to live in my yeah, let's live in a little just now. Oh No, no, it's not these and I know exactly we're talking about it. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh on the right. You can see the multi-car pens Now go back. Go back. Go back. Go back. Go back On the on the way, right. It would look like those. No, no, no. Oh damn man. This is where we just were in color Oh, they're all the way right all the way right. Oh Those those but they're like they could be whatever, like white Ooh, we're hovering over them. That's okay What was these was it? I don't matter people know what we're talking about. Yeah, you guys know the nostalgia and if you don't then Get up on my pocket Now but for these were lit. I also loved the uh the wavy scissors. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. I just felt scissors What the hell? Yeah, baby Yeah, it was like sharks. Yeah, I love the Whoa, I love these so much No, there it is safety scissors. That time period man was that was the oh my brother Do you mean Larry just touched you just touched those. I have a question. Well, not to change a topic. Hi gang Um, but is there any creators in Austin that we could ever get on that? Sorry Zero none I ever get on a podcast. Yeah, would we would we see ourselves because handsome fellow is here? You know and I was a great pot. That was a great time, dude. Yeah, really fun time with him. Who would we? Invasion coming on next uh some random goth the street. That'd be kind of dope I'd like just get random people. It'd be so much. That'd be great. This is what we do Wait, I want to do that and then I want to like tell them that grunk is like our uh like god like I'm like an ai Can you put alien background behind you like a spaceship And then we'll pretend like you're actually like from the mothership contacting us. Yeah, my idea is uh, we're gonna have to be up late grunk Sorry, you're gonna be it's gonna be we're gonna come home around like 1 a.m. With a guy We found on 6th street. We pay him maybe 20 bucks Come with us and do a podcast with us back at our place. You'll come in here Just be like oh and you'll look at you and you're gonna be mother spaceship and it's gonna be really funny Mother throws up on our set that would stink but it'd be worth it. Uh, man Yeah, imagine seeing that I'd probably puke to So, what do you guys want to go this year for a trip? Where should we go? Jamaica Jamaica Jamaica. I'll be dope Brazil. New Zealand. No, New Zealand has some crazy wild New Zealand looks Where'd he go? He got abducted. What about Australia? What do you guys think about Australia? Australia maybe let's meet all the pets I mean all the animals. Yeah, we could do Australia. I was looking at believe it or not Dude Korea looks like really nice. Oh, yeah, we would be our literal guy. Did you hear about their population? There's a decrease in zero. They have a pot. Well, yeah, so like there's more older people than there are younger people. Mm-hmm. So Whoa, no one's having intercourse anymore. Usually it's the opposite, right? So he's young people. Nobody wants babies kind of it fluctuates Baby boomers basically basically to you when you're having kids you want to have at least three So that you can have an abundance of population population will grow if you have one kid That's two people to one you're losing if it's two to two you're you know what I'm saying So you want to have three to be able to but people can't have three kids nowadays. It's just not gonna happen on God Wait, wait, but what if Jason Darulo every time he puts out a music video and he's like hot and sexy He's like Jason Darulo There's a there's a spike in breeding. There's a spike. I don't breathe in Jason Yeah, we need we need more we need more news down with the action more music to breed too Let's pick a whole genre called breeding breeding music music. I think it's called a R&B I'll be real. I think it's called ed Sheeran. Oh fuck that. Oh my God. Fine years R&B ready and ready to bone. Oh ready and boner ready and boning ready and boner ready and boner Ready and bone prime didn't ready. I'll be by the what is what does R&B stand for rockin rockin figure it out? We got Regan boobs R&B definition Regan is old ass It's like a fucking document Times these are all powerpoint rhythm and blues rhythm and blues So yeah, look who look at our friend right there right first one right there us your our friend Yeah, dude. We're gonna have him on the podcast. No, you don't know Did you see his stock go up just because he was in the Super Bowl He said he was gonna make like a hundred mill just because he Dude this guy. Did you see the way he took off his shirt? He was ripped and perfect I literally salted that man's wife like come on us sure. I don't like you anymore. Oh sure dude. The second he took his shirt off I felt the baby bump inside of me dude. Oh all right. Listen. Oh god, bro I know we're talking about the the you know the whole uh, Super Bowl and everything But him doing that to Alicia Keys was kind of BM dude. That's good. That's like who's married? Who's married the Alicia Keys I don't know if it was planned and he was also like man. We ain't worried about all that who cares So like I guess we don't even we shouldn't care either, but kind of true. I don't have the uh, I don't have the perspective He could have been coping or he could be Hey, yo, imagine you're performing in the Super Bowl and uh usher comes up in Hugs you like that? What would you do? P? If he hugs me like that, dude. Yeah, fucking cream. Are you kidding? I would ink Viral I would ink down. Yeah, I would ink down my leg of you viral No, dude. He'll be steaming hot with the warmness is gonna be comforting and then also his yeah, but then to ruin it all He has bad breath now what oh That always sucks to ruin it all he smells like B. O. Listen and he smells like an Italian fucking hero sub people He was dating scene right now. You're a big shorter. Daters at home. Yes. Daters at home. Make sure that your breath Is We need to get the floss because if you don't floss it's gonna stink. Yeah, floss floss. I should eat uh mouthwash uh tongue scrape tongue scrape some pressure teeth because if you don't you're gonna get jin jovitis and that's worse than your breath Smelling bad. Yeah, it's true. You're gonna like what literally causes bad breath. No, well, but jin jovitis. Yeah, it's like bad That's not the only thing plaque buildup causes bad breath halitosis causes bad breath halitosis. Okay. We got some denses Your teeth right now. Come on I'll be honest with you. I hate people who have dry ass lips, bro Everyone look at your lips. Nope. Yeah, everyone. I use chapstick more than anyone in this house But it's not because I want to it's because I have to I always have this yours right here bird's bees. I always have well, that's mine. This is your piece is way better than chapstick by the way Yeah, bird's bee. I'm gonna order food Okay, dude. Dude. Did you know that chapstick is the brand so like when you're calling a chapstick? It's just the brand just like roller skates like rollerblades lip balm. We've definitely talked about this on the podcast before Is crayons The brand because I know there's crayola. Yola is the brand crayons is the name. Okay. Well, yeah I mean we're I guess did we ever talk about like how general like name brands? Yeah, we did. Yeah, I was caught in swab Yeah, yeah, clean ex tissue. Yeah, that's insane. Isn't that how are we talking about lip balm? It's different things. I've always called it chapstick. I always will. It's just how I roll. I can't say Yeah, I remember we talked about it. We were trying to figure out actual interview We were trying to figure out how to like do that with the brand Uh for a new thing, right? We're trying to figure out. Oh, yeah, you know, I do remember that now. That was probably episode 75 Damn Viewer viewers go back and go back and listen. I can not you've done a lot of fun. Yeah I was about to say I cannot believe we're about a hit imagine how Joe Rogan feels He's on like episode 2000 some bro people are gonna think we're more eventually. What are we gonna do? Uh, we spice it up. We start making game shows that are still watching you gotta fuck with us at least a little bit They they might even fuck with us heavy if you think about it I think they're all listening. Well, I think they all specifically get in their car and play the podcast just in case And they gave an accident so they can send it to us. I think it's you guys are cool for that On gods. So can we talk about game shows really quick because mr Beast amazon prime five million dollar award. Did you see that? What I did? I just is this quick game? Five no, it's not he said it's the biggest competition the biggest prize pool the biggest everything confirmed with amazon prime five Million dollar a thousand contestants a thousand bro. They gave him full creative freedom. Oh Well, no shit. He's mr. F and beast. Yeah, but nobody else would Nobody else would I was in the competition and there's a lot of dirt. I have Already they filmed it already Yeah, and i'm gonna hold the information. Do you know what's really cool? Do you know what's wow? Wow You know, it's really cool about these like the way these competitions work because I used to watch for your factor a lot And it's when I learned about it is uh, you'll have like let's say you have like a five hundred thousand dollar prize Whatever you win. They'll pay out like 10 k a month until you die. They don't actually give you 500k You just get 10k past it. Wait, you don't have the option to take a lesser amount I don't think so dude. I do. I do got to think about this like think about the amount of game shows that there are Where people are like winning money, but how like boring it can be I feel like mr Beast is like bringing a refreshing taste to a younger audience appeal dude. I don't know because like Like I don't know who watches game shows anymore Yeah, but those old tv shows are like almost unbeatable. It's like the actual content didn't die It's the format of which the content was delivered die if all of those old Uh like tv companies was putting their shit on on youtube instead of tv like a decade ago And they stuck with it. Oh my god. We couldn't even compete. It would be unreal They would have been in seeing they were on top dude And they're on top for reason the fear factor did was unbelievable They would hang like a semi truck 80 feet in the air above the ocean and then you'd have to like run across it and grab a flag Yes, and then like dive in the water It is it is so lit, but it's also like there'll be a lot of lawsuits and stuff Yeah, I don't know how they got around all that league legal stuff I don't know. I think it just signed away for your fun. Yeah, it was just crazy that people do that What if this mr. Beast five million award thing like, you know, it happens. You're like so excited and then it's last to leave the circle You get hyped You'd be you'd be on the B string after that. I mean, you know, it's funny is like it's something that I realized at the very top Uh, so when I went to that mba game recently, which that was that was a dope experience And I was like right behind the warrior's bench It made me realize that like and especially with mr. Beast going up to like the highest level like amazon prime such a professional Like huge budget production And then even in the mba. I thought everything was like so hyper regulated Everything is streamlined and perfect but like I was sitting behind the bench and watching what they were doing And I'm like, bro They're just people who are like just trying to do their best to make it as professionals They can it was kind of crazy like it reminded me of like high school basketballs These are just dudes who are like just a little bit older doing the exact same shit But just trying to make it more professional. Yeah, I feel like that's like what a lot of people look at even like youtubers And don't realize is that it's just a person over there Like every single course of action led up to them sitting behind a camera and yeah, it's like you glamorize the idea And you think that it's a lot prettier than it really is Yeah, and then you and then and I thought about that same thing when like You know, you would like watch these youtubers growing up and you're like holy shit And then when you're there, you're like, oh, okay, you know, like, you know You meet this one youtuber that you've looked up to for the longest time. I remember is on s&p fucking earth Yeah Fucking captain sparkles asked me what materials we wanted for the coliseum we were building. I'm like wow Like that is the weirdest crossover. I never expected that and then after that I kind of just like stopped that whole pedestal shit looking up so much to people because you just realized at the end of the day Dude, they probably take the meanest shits at night or in the morning. Yeah Like when it's just a loser. Yeah We are all just people dude. Yes My my biggest celebrities that I'm like and then I'll freak out if anything would always be music artists music artists Because they're so talented, but I also don't ever want to meet them It's like meeting your heroes ruins of magic and for music at least for me Yeah, music has like that thing where you don't know what goes on a lot If they don't post a lot in the private lives or whatever if they're just putting out musing That's it then like the mystery of like how they did and and and like, you know, all these things become way more interesting Yeah, I I'm oh, go ahead. Oh, I was gonna say that I do think that there is a level of like being able to appreciate someone Like that's just genuinely appreciating someone's creativity and their mind to be like wow Like that that you're really a bright person You know what I'm saying? Like you can do that and also still at the same time like treat them like they're just normal You know what I'm saying? Like if someone was an inventor and they came over some fucking crazy ideas You can give them credit where it's too like you're an insane inventor like your mind is fucking awesome. You know what I'm saying Uh, it's just where people end up doing that whole glamorized thing like putting them up Almost like putting them in a light of like they'll never do anything wrong Like that's that's where you can I guess tie it to the creators that were like, you know Us now we're basketball players celebrities whatever, right? So, yeah, I think subjective pedestals like subjective judgment are Like it's so much more impressive When it's something that's like creative because there's no gauge to like Creativity being like objectively better than another person's creativity. So when something is Personally liked by millions and like everyone agrees. I think that's way cooler than like i'm the smartest mathematician by equation Like I could prove it. Well anything self-claiming is always going to be like I don't know. Well, I mean like let's say it's like the smartest person. It's like objectively. Yeah, there's like someone Someone completed some fucking crazy math proof that had that no one's ever done long or that that to me is way less Impressive than like you having an effect on millions of different people from millions of different backgrounds Yeah, like experiences and everyone agrees like this. It's hard. Like I love this music. I love this song. Whatever, you know Yeah, that's why I feel like sometimes like a lot of artists like whether they could be controversial or not give or given some sort of passes Does that make sense? Like uh, I guess one of the biggest ones who was like loved and then like hated back to loved or whatever Kanye You know, like as as party. Yeah, as much as stream exactly People just kind of like make exceptions. I guess, you know, like they'll be like, oh, damn. That's fucked up We just watched him beam this bro live. That's crazy only cardy though. Yeah, and they'll be like, what did you expect? Yeah, and the bald British guy gets on his own. Yes, I forgot about everything. Yeah, so it's I guess it's stuff like that But I mean, dude, that's kind of like I feel like why hollywood kind of plays the game of um being untouchable Also because there's a lot of corruptness going on but also because like dude hollywood is so gross though hollywood Gross whole another beast is so gross because they they go from likes they don't give a shit Dude, they'll get like kids and they'll make the kids do shit like They don't know Bro, is that not been like an ongoing thing for like a decade. It's been rumored for a decade with proof But now there's an actual like documentary coming out. That's good. Oh fuck. Honestly, it's good Bold documentary. I feel I feel so bad I feel really really bad for like characters and like people who are raised up in that environment because not only do they have to have a standard now of like, you know, their image and like all these things but like, you know, you're a kid and You don't really know the extent of like how it'll affect your life Yeah, you can lose yourself because you can become more of a actor actress than you know who you actually are You're developing into who you're supposed to be and you're pretending to be someone else all the while like that's good Yeah, yeah, I wonder if I wonder if there's any studies on that that can prove that you kind of Dude, I'm waiting on I'm waiting on studies on things that's happening like right now that I always think about that like school Because this is such a big part of our society actor not Robert Downey jr. But who's the actor and Oppenheimer the main actor? Oh, you know I'm talking about yeah, um, I don't know. He's got a big cheekbones He looks like a skull with skin on it. Uh, there he is a cillian cillian murphy or is it cillian? I guess so. He's a really popular He was he was interviewed and basically the interviewer of the podcast or the I think it was a podcast He asked a really really good question about asking how he balances like his work life with like family life and everything like that And basically he said that he takes on one project a year at this point So he can focus more on like family and stuff, but like he said that when he's in Um like in character He almost can lose himself for a little bit of time and then after he's done filming It takes him like a few weeks to decompress from it all and where there's a state of like he doesn't know He was a joker. Oh, uh one of them one of them. I'll remember which one but the actor was like, how do you say it Joaquin? Joaquin. Yeah, he literally like you're talking about Heath Ledger? Yes, well, no wall actually no Joaquin Phoenix was the one who is the huge method actor The method actors are the ones that could I I honestly I know is Jared leto wasn't it? There was multiple there was so many ledger. It didn't Heath Ledger die. Yeah. Yeah overdose. I think I don't know I don't know from prescription Well, one of these jokers the goat the goat by the way, I think I actually was a Jared leto Jared leto Jared leto He was the one that was the crazy method actor. Yes Yeah, I don't know That has to play a role psychologically in some way Like you could develop DID if you don't care full just taking on too many roles and having too many different things I could see you happening. Well, I mean, uh, you can also look at uh someone like, uh, what's the something? Bad man. I know Christian Bell Christian Bell and like the uh, the crazy transformations that he's done to his body Which by the way that like he's not his whole goal is to be an actor, but he can do some crazy Transformations is that real? Yes. No, this is real. He he he had a diet of smoking cigarettes eating an apple and uh It's just you know what else kid really happened is like so Christian Bale Uh, what's the movie with uh, Patrick Bateman? What's the name of american psycho american psycho? Like how much people idolize him in that film and how much he like despised that character? Yeah, they idolize and they romanticize Right. So if christian bale wasn't like a good person and didn't have that head on his shoulders And he was so deep in that character And like let's say that was like the height of his career early on That he like had nothing else going from after that Could be living almost through that character for the rest of his life because that was like his peak and he was like This is who people want me to be this is what people want to see and they like attach themselves to that I could totally see that. You know who won in my eyes in hollywood fucking jack black Yeah, he's a goat Jack black fucking one. He's the same. Did we ever talk about how we talked to sammy black before I haven't Sammy black used to like he used to he used to watch our stuff He did we talked him and we talked to jack black one time. He let his dad like walked in He was like hello. What's going on? We you guys up to and like and we just said hey and then that was it I would feel horrible like wanting to talk to him and it's like if he's like in his private life It sounds like not dead black Sammy was funny because Sammy was the one responsible for the Sammy got me into uh Sammy got me into drinking at the time because I didn't even know what the fuck it was You got well he got me into like yeah because he was into that scene like heavily And he was like a chronic like discord user Uh at the time. Yeah, so he was just I hope he's better now. Yeah, I hope he's like relieved from that No, but like someone like jack black where I feel like you You have established yourself and you don't have to take on roles that are kind of weird like what's that one um with um Why am I drawing? I'm drawing a blank on who's this new spider-man? What's his name? Tom holland. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he got like double rail. Yeah, he got like yeah, he was like in and then he was like I'm quitting acting. Yeah, like he said by two dudes He said that he was taking a step back because of that right he was pushing back into it And then he took a step back Nice. Oh, yeah. I see out of hollywood. Yeah. Yeah, tom holland got spit roasted and then quit acting Well, he literally probably read the script. I was like yeah, I'll but sure that will be fine And then it was like the most graphic like a horrible thing you could ever have And then he's like, okay. Well, I actually have a girlfriend and now I think she hates me So that was fun and then like that wasn't then she got didn't she was making out with you dudes back? You got spit roasted. I can't do that bro. I would that's that's horrible And they're like bull babe. It's not real. I was just acting dude. You know what's stuck. Yeah, dude. Bullshit All right. My food is almost here. I'm sorry dude. I was like a saw trap I felt like a saw They can see you. You just flashed it up All right, your time remaining Yeah, I have a doctor's appointment pretty soon drunk's being a teacher. We got to go guys I got to say real quick before we end it's fine. This is great I'm glad that this like podcast kind of environment allows us to be a little bit longer with the uh Yeah, I don't want to end the podcast and like at an hour all the time. I feel like it's so it's it's nice to go over Yeah, let it right. Yeah, I just get my lunch to be here Dude, it's fine, man. We get it. Yeah All right. Well, we'll let everyone go ladies and gentlemen Thank you for tuning into the group chat podcast episode 98 Make sure you use code grip for 10 percent off your lean and your gamers soups once it's back in stock Bileen buy some lean by lean most important though. That's that's priority number one We'll see you next week where we're all here until then Grunken bro, fish it out. Goodbye - Goodbye. - Goodbye. - Goodbye, you too.