Golan-Globus Theater
Evil Dead 2 (W/ Cerise Lynx)
Hey! I'm sorry it's so, I'm sorry it's so, I'm sorry it's so... Swell this. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Welcome to ghoul and goblin feeder. It's devil's night in Detroit and the city is aflame, just like hell itself. I am your host, grim, murder, and along with my cadaverous cohort, often hang a man. We are going to push you to the point of sheer panic, but we're not alone, oh no. A fiend favorite has returned from the grave to join us on this evil evening. She's a carnivorous cutie with hair as red as the blood she drinks to sustain her beauty. Go into a dark room. Stare into a mirror and repeat her name three times. Lynx! Lynx! The name bar of sorrys. She shall appear just as she did right now in our theater. This evening's frightful flick, the scary sequel to a con classic from the eerie era of the 18. Six Michigan state students head down south to get in touch with nature, but unfortunately nature gets in touch with them. When they enter a cabin in the woods, they find a rarity for Tennessee. A book, but not just any book. The Necronama Con ex Mortis, the book of the dead. After a Sumerian incantation is read, all hell breaks loose. Literally when demons are unleashed. What followed was a night of terror, tree rape, demonic possession, deadings, pencil punctures, dismemberment. One by one they are killed into only one roommate, Ash Williams. When Donnerai, poor Ash believed his nightmare had ended, but sadly, it is only just begun. Turn off the lights, hide under the covers, and listen to our review of evil, dead, true, demonic, boogaloo. I had a frog in my throat, sorry about that. I think I sound a little better now. Sound better? You sound good. You sound like Murray. It's that lozenge you had. Yeah, that lozenge does it. You don't know what I'm holding. It's incredible. Yeah, guys, we're not kidding. It's like not a trick. It's a treat. Therese is back in the theater, I keep her in a glass container to break in when need of listeners, and I break it. We set her loose. So, Therese, how are you doing? I'm well, how are you doing? Okay. I'm very excited. I'm still floored by that intro. It was pretty amazing. I was pretty great. I'm pretty good. That was off the dome too. Well, your eyes rolled back in your skull, and I don't know what happened. Yeah, I read a little from the Necronomicon, but nature take its course. Yeah, it's incredible. But, Therese, it's great to have you here. Are you a Halloween girl, Therese? Do you like Halloween? Who doesn't? But yeah, it's the best. The best holiday easily. There's two types of women in this world. There's Halloween girls, there's Christmas girls. Oh, yeah. Find yourself a Halloween girl. Christmas girls are boring. They're more stable, but they're more boring too. I feel like 80% of the women I've dated have been Halloween girls. Actually, Courtney was a Halloween and Christmas girl. Very interesting. Yeah. But I need to ask, because the season is upon us. Therese, do you have a favorite? Maybe like a childhood favorite Halloween costume you had, and then an adult favorite Halloween costume you've had. Um. I know Murray's ready to go if you want to think on it. Murray, what was your childhood favorite? Oh, God, there's so many bad ones. It's a cowboy once when I was like three. Did you have like a sweet vest and everything? Stickshooter. What are we talking cowboy? Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, it's a cowboy hat. Or it was a dusty roads version of a cowboy skull jacket. No, I was talking to boots. I think I had a vest and a whole girl. You could give kids gun toys when I was a kid. Oh, I thought you were going to say guns. Just period. Oh, I can't. I had a lot of shitty ones because they grew up in the 70s. So it was like the era of the plastic mask and they had like a plastic like jumpsuit. You got him? Yeah. I had a lot of Star Wars, because Star Wars was the big thing. So I was like Chewbacca one year. I was Boba Fett one year. I was Yoda one year. We did learn last week. I think it was that your mom wouldn't even help you send a letter to Graves gas. Yeah. Well, my mom was busy working, but my sisters could have helped. Yeah, your sisters could have helped you. Yeah, but no. No, I was in a love visit, child. Yeah. Are you sure you got a costume for us? Well, so I know as a kid, I had my grandma. I should list. I should at least mention that my grandmother made me at least one or two like handmade costumes. Like a sleeping beauty kind of in a thing or something. I remember that, but I also for some reason remember I wasn't. I was the only child, so I didn't get to do a lot of normal things as kids for some reason. But I did go trick or treating occasionally. And I did. I remember thinking that one thing you could dress up as that would be fun to dress up as for Halloween was a punk rocker. Okay. And really, really funny to me now. How old were you when you were a punk rocker? I don't know, probably like eight or nine. So, okay. Appropriate era, eighties, punk was kind of dying off. Are we talking like Liberty Spike's punk or? Like the, this silly kind of like a young girl would think is a, you know, kind of like a. Spike bracelet. Hollywood movie version of it. Like, you know, like maybe have that like tinsel hair kind of wig or something like that. That was, that was, that was a big punk look. Yeah. Yeah. So that, okay. No, I, you told me, I don't know if it was your favorite, but you told me you did it. You had a pretty sweet Halloween costume when you were an adult that you, do you want to share with us? Okay. So it wasn't actually for Halloween. It was for somebody's birthday party that was monster themed. But anyway, same difference. Yeah, there. And do you see the movie trick or treat? Seeing it. We reviewed it. Go check it out. Okay. I'm sorry. That's right. I forgot. Thanks for the plug. No, you gave us a plug. Yeah, exactly. You set us up perfectly. That's up. Yeah. Great. I decided it was kind of last minute. Trying to come up with a costume. And I decided to dress as Sammy. Her the. That. The demonic solid gold dance. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I dressed up as him. For the party. No one knew what I was supposed to be though, but. Well, your friends suck because that's pretty damn cool. Yeah. Yeah. You got it. You're in the right company here because we've been just like roasted for our amazing costumes. Me and Marie have done. Oh, you're not. I know. I'm not going to bring it there. I'm like you dropping the P word all over the place. I don't. I don't try to annoy you. All right. I asked this question of everybody we have on around this time. Devil's night. Did you could we will? Ceres is from the Lone Star State of Texas. Do you guys have devil's night? Did you ever have devil's night? No, I never heard of that. Growing up. I'm blown away by that. I thought everybody had devil's night. Since I work from home, I get to communicate with like other Detroit things. Like I asked, I was like, oh, yeah, you guys know what a Coney is. Yeah. Of course you do. Ceres, have you heard of a Coney at this point? No. I mean, like a Coney doll. Like I know what a Coney doll. Coney doll. Yeah, Coney doll. Yep. Yep. That's what I referred to. The first thing I asked my coworkers recently, do you know what chicken lemon rice soup is? I don't even know. Yeah. What is that? You don't know that. Yeah. That's what they serve at all the Coney's. Chicken lemon rice. I've never, I've never ordered. I just get a Coney or a burger or a euro. Yeah, I just made some of it the other day and I was like, wait, you guys probably don't know what this is, do you? Because it's like a Greek soup. Speaking of food, what's your favorite Halloween candy and your least favorite Halloween candy? Yeah. Shit. Well shit. I know, right? I don't. Because the chocolate bars just got a million dollars. Mary Jane's are the worst. The Mary Jane. We got those all the time. I like bid-all honeys and that's a weird one. That is a weird one. I don't like those. I like those. Yeah. But they, those are teeth clingers. Yeah. Yeah. I like the little chocolate bars. Like the Snickers. The bass probably. All the Reese's cups. That's good. I mean, they're. What did you hate? What do you hate getting as a kid? What the fuck? Chalky like that chalky bubblegum? Oh, yeah. The stuff to come. Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. It's kind of like. You can joke. Yeah. I know exactly what you're talking about. That's pretty bad. Yeah. That starts me. No. I always hated the most pennies. Pennies, of course. Yeah. So after that, religious tracks, especially the, the, the, uh, jack check ones tell you you're going to burn in hell for trick or treating. I didn't appreciate those. No. Did you ever get any of those? No. In the south. Yeah. All you'd get. Right. Maybe. No, I've never got any religious anything for trick or treat. We'd get popcorn balls apples. We'd eat that shit. We weren't just like, oh, no, I can't eat this. No. You know, cause who's going to, who's going to go to the trouble? Like, I'm going to make a popcorn ball and poison someone. Were you aware of it that back then too? No. We didn't live in a culture of fear that we live in now. It was just like, hey, cool. I'm going to eat this. They would yell about it. We would hear about it when I was a kid. And we didn't care though. Cause they was just like, this bag feels like it's not been harmed in any way. But I still break my candy. Is there ever been a documented case of anything? Like three. And I think it's usually like, oh yeah, somebody's uncle did it to their nephew or some shit. You know, it's like they had a problem with that child. They were out to get them. Yeah. Yeah. So. That's good. You know, another bad candy chunky. Chunky. I've never had a crazy. Oh, well, crazy candy. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. You know what? Yeah. Oh, I'm with you. Nothing ruins an oatmeal cookie like we just get to say my fucking cookie is oatmeal. But I somehow those two got associated raisins and chocolate chips in it. What's wrong? You don't even need to. You don't even need to. Yeah. You know, you're right. Oatmeal cookie by itself is good. I made you a nice oatmeal cream pie recently. Everybody loved it. They were great. I still have some of those frozen in the freezer. I can't wait to make them again. We'll get them out for trick or treating. That's right. So I'm really disappointed that you didn't get to experience devil's night as a child, you know, set a house on fire, you know, actually, when I was when I was a kid, that was the 80s. When I was a kid in the like the 70s, it was more like it was called, I think some places got mischief night. It was the same situation where it was just like the kind of asshole teenagers that like steal candy from little kids and that kind of shit, they would go off like I wouldn't, I was a little, little kid. My sister was like a fucking 12 years old smoking weed burnout, so she was out like fucking around. But I was little. I was scared. I stayed home. Yeah. And it was just like throwing eggs at people's like windows and putting toilet paper in the tree. That kind of shit. And then something morphed in the 80s. We're like, we're going to set houses on fire. Like you've set like a, there'd be a pile of leaves. Somebody would set that on fire. Somebody did that to us one time and it was just whatever you just put it out. Yeah. It's a little scary, but at the same time, or like right on the windows was so it was that kind of like this douchey shit. And then it just got crazy in the 80s and people were just setting houses on fire. Right. Detroit has always been in a situation since, you know, like the late 60s and 80s especially. So I do, well, we had houses and did stuff like that, but we didn't call it anything cool. Like that. Oh, so you had the spear of the devil in you. I did a house once with my friends. How did it feel? Were you like, this is terrible, terrible afterwards. Yeah. And I still feel bad about it to this day because I know, I mean, I know that person who did it too, when I, they didn't deserve it. I want to apologize for having a degenerate on our show. I did not know this about her. Uh, I don't know what we're going to do. Wait, did you ever, no, I've, I'm a good guy. I don't. I'm a good person. Wow. I don't like some people. I'm a good person. Why? I don't do things like that. Oh man. Okay. But yeah, I just, I mean, sadly, it's gone away. Like it was like nobody, no kids that they don't know about the joys of devil's night. They probably have an app where they just throw eggs on an app. I throw her. Oh, it's just, it doesn't exist anymore. Well, what they did, they tried to change it to angels night here to rebrand it. That's how I remember it. Yeah. And they would have people like going, I mean, I understand it there. I mean, don't want to point out nobody's house was getting burnt down. It was abandoned houses. Yeah. Burnt down. But occasionally, if you're living next to a abandoned house, it might fit your house on for you. Oh yeah. Yeah. But, uh, yeah. So it died out. How's that burned down to? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. So it died out. It doesn't exist anymore. It doesn't exist anymore. I don't know. I have no idea what devil's night is. And I just, I don't know. I just find like we're losing part of our tradition, zero growth. I have to bring up something. I haven't had a grievance in the longest time. Okay. And I hope we can get some reason involved in this. I hope so too. Because it includes a southern rock band. Uh, black over Arkansas, uh, who was recently pulled into an article that was fed to me. And they said they were one hit wonders. First of all, fuck you, whoever wrote this fucking article. Because Murray, could you? Was that right? Are we talking about black oke? We are talking about black oke. Arkansas. Okay. Uh, Jim Dandy, who David Lee Ross stole his entire rap. entire entire. We know. At nasty. W rat 95.9. You rat soupy motherfucking radio station. You've got it wrong. What do you think the one hit wonder of black oke are? Hot nasty. Exactly. Yeah. You. You got it wrong. Oh. They, they were like, this is a one hit wonder band. You need me to get song right. The one hit wonder. Are you familiar with, uh, black oke arkansas series? No. You like doing, you're in for a tree, hot nasty. Look up, look up some of their live sets with, uh, Ruby star as well. Okay. Cause I know that is, oh, really? I've seen her as a girl as a woman, right? Right. Yeah. Like I've, I've seen her, uh, image somewhere, but, um, no, I don't know black. She has a striking image is true. And she, she used to sing with Jim and the two of them vocally competing car crash meets like fucking screeching metal or something. I don't know how to explain those two, but the washboard energy is through the fucking roof. And to call these motherfuckers. One hit wonders. Well, what was the hit or did Jim Dandy the rescue? Jim Dandy to the rescue. Yeah. I just. Okay. Well, I know that. Oh. Did you do know that? Okay. I know that song. Okay. That's, that's. Oh, she's kind of proving the point. They are wondering. Well, you know what though, you know, who else is considered a one hit wonder is divo. I mean, and that's insane. Yeah. Yeah. So that's, that term is bullshit, generally animal. It's for idiots. It's for idiots. I love divo. I've got a giant hard to cover soft shell light hard cover soft shell. I'm great. I'm a word smith over here. I love divo. The only point I was trying to make. Yeah. So that's the same. The other thing I noticed, so let's. Do you have a grievance to race and any grievances? Oh, yeah. Do you have a grievance? I can think of those. Okay. Not right now. I mean, oh, yeah. This is, this is the platform for grievances. If you ever need to air it out, just let us know. You can just show up for 10 minutes to air a grievance and I'm asleep. They'll scream there. Do that. Okay. I wanted to bring up the fact that I noticed something about Bruce Campbell while I was watching this movie. And you might, you'll probably get this Murray. I was like, this motherfucker should play punch outs macho man in a movie because they have that face structure. He's got the jawline. He's got the jawline for it. Yeah. That's it. He doesn't have the bill, but I know he doesn't do something about that. That was just the story. He worked out really hard for that movie for this movie. He worked out for this movie? Yeah. I missed that part. Yeah. I mean, he had like, I think Sam Raimi made him get in like super duper, like leading man shape. Yeah. He's really cut in this movie. I wouldn't go caught, but he looked okay. He was. And when I was here, I mean, he's pretty, I've always thought he was very dreamy in this movie. Anceries is defense. She's never been in the same room with Joe, the genetic jackpot, Cole. That's a real, you get humbled when you're sitting two feet away from him. But if you look at the first evil that he's, you know, he's not all. Oh, I think those are not cut like that, you know, and it's not. It's a big difference. Actually. Oh, yeah. He had the youth rock in a bowl cut. I watched. Yeah. I watched both movies to compare it and trust because I'm on record as saying I prefer evil than one. Yeah. And I know I'm in the minority, the vast minority, because I told the story a million times will tell it again. If anyone doesn't listen, he's just listening for stories. I saw evil dad for the first time when I was eight years old and because a friend of my first person, I knew how to VCR because I hate to break to anybody unless you were super into horror. Nobody knew what the fuck evil dead was when it came out in the theaters. This is one of those movies that got built up through VHS. And so I had nothing about it. And I was a little kid at the Monics because I had a fucking like most like people in Michigan. I had a shitty, grimy unfinished basement, kind of look like a basement. I know the smell. I can smell it right. They'll do. Yeah. And we had one of those stairs that the back was like, you could grab somebody from the behind it. Yep. So it scared the hell out of it. I didn't finish it. I was like, I got to get out of here. Yeah. It's too intense for me. And then so I was like, I'm going to watch, I'm going to compare and contrast. I'm going to be fair. I'm not going to be. I know. I'm going to be unfair to evil. We were talking about this pre recording, but I saw this. The second movie referred to as a recoil because it's a remake kind of a sequel. We'll get into that when we get into the movie, but yeah. So I'm watching it like 42 years later, I'm watching it now. And I'm like, kind of a pussy was, I, this movie's not even scary. I was like, I was more annoyed by the fact that the continuity annoyed the shit at it. I understand they're, they're like shoestring budget, but literally from scene to scene, Bruce Campbell's like blood on his face is changing, the demons are changing, but the mods, I will say the demon in the basement is still effective. That still looks creepy, but everything else out. I was like, eh, whatever. And then I want, and then I, I, we, I, I'm sorry, this in three, this happens to its every episode. Well, discussed stuff beginning and I'm like, did I say this on mic or did I not say this on mic? But I don't think I said this. I'm like. So what I remember for me will do too. I haven't seen that in a fucking forever. And so I was like, uh, it's, it's goofball. It's a silly, like slapstick evil dead. I don't like that. Cause I, I'm on record. I don't like core comedy for the most, for the most part. There's some that I do like, like chase on mask or two, exactly, or return a living dead. And so I was going into it. I'm like, I'm probably not going to like this. And I got to say, I watching both of them in consecutive nights, I like, I probably put a gun in my head. You might say evil dead want to still like a little bit more because there's a little some scariest to it. Still grimy as fuck grimy as fuck. Yeah. But I like a little lesson I used to, and I appreciate evil dead more than I used to. You think it was because it, it did have a nice balance of humor and serious. They did. Yeah, they did. I mean, I'll freely admit, and every technical aspect is superior to the first one. I mean, it looks better at shot, better directed, better acted, better special effects. Obviously are better, but I don't know. Yeah. You saw one as a kid and two as an adult. Yeah. I, when I was watching it, I was like, have I seen this movie because I can only remember bits and pieces. Right. Cause I remember it. We'll get into that when we get in the movie, I remember, I remember it as the scene where he gets pushed through like the forest and gets, I thought that was the opening scene in the movie. I forgot the entire, like, intro. Yeah. I thought it was just a direct sequel and I'm like, no, there's a little bit of a change there. I mean, that is where the new story starts. So. Right. So now you, you said you saw it as a teenager, right, Siris? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So it didn't scare you at all, right? You're just like, oh, this is cool, but I'm not scared, right? Yeah, no, it didn't scare me at all, but I remember feeling very, I really enjoyed both one and two, I mean, I saw Army of Darkness first and I loved it and then I pursued the other two from the video store, local video store, Enya and I, they, I've really, really enjoyed them a lot. I like the tone of them. I liked, I just really enjoyed Bruce Campbell. I think he's really funny. And I, I, I could, I don't think I had like a favorite between the two, and in my mind, I thought they were a remake, you know, the second one was like a more elaborate remake or something. But anyway, yeah, um, I didn't develop. I really enjoyed them, but I didn't develop quite the appreciation I have now until more recently, I mean, the last five years or so, but yeah, um, I kind of like, thank you, Maria. I kind of thought it was just more silly in my reflection. Right. Yeah. Well, hey, let's, let's talk about the elephant in the room. Suries has a massive crush on Sam Raimi. I understand it. Michigan guys were hot. You know, we get it. Griffin, did you know I, Griffin, did you know I know Sam Raimi? Oh, you know, I mean, it makes sense. Yeah. Well, I mean, let me tell you about Sam Raimi, beautiful guy, man's man grove, of course, man's man, of course, I mean, you do not, I mean, when he, when he's in the shower or the other director's grove, they get intimidated. I know. You know, I love the ladies, but I got it met, got it met a massive dog. Yeah. Right. I hear it's four inches. Yeah. From the ground. You're right. Right. Uh, yeah. It says don't allow this man by your open coffee mug because his chest hair, like a fucking, uh, goddamn German Shepherd is just flying everywhere and just regenerating. I haven't heard of someone knocking things over their chest hair. Well, I wasn't knocking things over. If you have, I don't have that issue. I sure am. If you have an open mug and there's hair in the air, it goes in and then you're, and then you're, you might get, you know, that, that'll put hair in your chest. You're concerned. I remember that was that. That was like, so inappropriate. My dad was where piece of shit is. He's favorite things he would say is any kind of like food, like kids, you don't want to eat like a liver or whatever. If you're a guy, put tear in your chat, your girl gives you big boobs. So you say that to your dad's, yes, this is, well, my dad's a piece of shit. Yeah. The second part. Yes. Mine. Yeah. Much for the first part. But wow. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. My grandpa, who wasn't as shitty as your dad, would say, would say eat your crust. It'll, it'll give you curly hair. Pizza crust. Pizza crust. Yeah. The, the pizza bones as Jim Ford would call them. You know what I like? I like pizza crust. I think most people do. I don't know why people don't like it. I don't. I don't. I like a lot of different kinds of pizza balls. My dogs love it too. Oh, yeah. All dogs love pizza crust. We know that. But yeah, I don't, I don't get the pizza crust. I mean, I've had some pie crust that were nasty that I didn't like and I do. Yeah. That's false. First of all, all, I think all store bought pie is shit and you shouldn't need it. You gotta have homemade pie. That's a hot tag. Yeah, it is. It's scalding hot. That's scalding hot. Yeah. I, I give that crust right. My dogs, you never have to pick up food you drop into the day to see that. Well, you gotta be careful not dangerous for them though. Well, yeah. I'm, I'm going to, I'm chocolate covered grapes. I'm throwing out there all the time. But, uh, Sam Raimi, you actually trekked out into the wild of a one of those celebrity comic cons to meet Sam Raimi. That's how much your love for Sam Raimi goes. You would be around those kinds of people just so you could meet Sam Raimi. Oh, God. But it's nothing to do with the type of people. I just don't like the lines at all. I, but really hate lines and I hate crowds and, and, and I, yeah, but I, I was so incredibly excited when I found out, but Sam Raimi was going to be at, uh, Texas Fright my last year. And I bought, I bought tickets and, uh, about like photo ops and all these, like con convention things that I'm not familiar with doing really. And I drove to Dallas by myself and, uh, I didn't navigate. It was insane. It was really insane. But yes, at some point I did, I got my photo taken with him twice. Um, um, and it was magical. As, as Neil Breen would say, it's a magical day. I love that. That's a hell of a track too, because anything, anything in Texas, just double the time you think it is in your head, right? Right. Yeah. I mean, I even rented a car because I was terrified that my car would break down or something on the way there. Wow. This was like, I looked forward to this for forever. And I spent about two minutes maximum with them, but, uh, two minutes, best two minutes of your life though, you'll never forget that, you know, I've tried, I, I really wanted to wait in the autograph line, but it was sold out. You didn't even get an autograph. It was just a picture. No. Yeah. That's the crazy thing about, I didn't know these. I mean, I learned about it when I was buying stuff, but I mean, no, yeah. So autographs are separate and like, you have paper that usually, I think it was going to be like $90 to pay for it because autographs are something. Um, but the line, it was sold out before I got to it and that was like the second round of autographs that you was going to be doing later. So anyway, uh, that was heartbreaking that I couldn't do that because the thing is like with the autograph stuff, you have more time to chat with the celebrity, um, and whereas with the photo ops, they, they have it timed, like they had them 15 minutes apart. So they have time to, they're like, they're like rushing you in snap next person, you know, like they really prohibit you from talking or trying to like chat them up or anything. But I did try to sneak in a little bit because there's my own chance. Well, right. Yeah. You got it. That's nonsense. They should, you know, I mean, was it wasn't like a picture with your phone? Was it? Was it like a professional picture? Yeah. It was a professional picture with a backdrop and I, I got, I think I got to build this dog hands. Okay. Well, sorry. No, you're good. What I know is that Murray, next time you see Mr. Rami coming out of the showers, maybe you can. Rami. Rami. Excuse me. Well, some, some people around this can call him Rami. It was in Michigan's pronounce for Rami. Rami. Excuse me. Is that what I said? Rami. Yeah. We call him Rami. Well, I mean, he is the ramdog. That is also what we call him. Well, I mean, when you got that kind of donger, you're going to be fucking ramming things. So you'll have to get, next time you see the ramdog, you're going to get it. Yeah. I call him the ramdog. That's right. You hang out, you know, the merman and the ramdog, like they almost had a podcast. This almost didn't exist because you guys almost had your own thing going on. Well, guys, the big dicks travel together. We all know this. Are we about a third of a trailer without our guest here? You think we need to? I thought we were going to like get into more of the making of this movie, but I guess do she's good. We're going to have to do it. We're going to have to do it. We take a break. I mean, we're just picking it up from wherever we left off, everybody. All right. Well, all right. Now we're going to get into the meat of the matter. Evil dead two evil dead two. Sir East, he got any info that nobody would know about for evil dead two anything about the making of this movie. Why was it made? Like do you know? Here's a question I want to ask you. Maybe you know, maybe you don't. But through the progression of the three movies, Ash gets sillier with each movie. Like he plays it straight in the first one. The second one, he's a goofy moments, but he's pretty straight and then it's full blown comedy by army of darkness and even, I don't know, did you ever watch the Ash versus the evil dead TV show? I did. What do you think of it? I liked it. All right. It didn't have quite the spirit that the other movies did, but that's mostly because I think Sam Raimi was, again, this is where I guess I said that off night before. Maybe not. I particularly love when they work together and so because I think like he directed the first one. I know the first episode and I can't remember what he did after that, but generally he wasn't about involved with it. So Bruce Campbell being charming and hilarious, of course, and I enjoyed it, but I just didn't love it like I did in other movies. And there's a lot of CGI, like shit, you got to do that now. But I will say. No, no, there's no way they could do it financially without that now. Lee Majors was chef's kiss as his perverted dad. Yeah. He's great. He's a million dollar man graph Lee Majors, the original Steve Austin. Okay. Yeah. Folga. Yeah. Folga. All right. So do you have any idea was, was it always the plan? Like, I mean, a lot of people when they're starting to get into the movie business, even if they're not into horror, that's the first movie you do because if they're cheap to make and they make a lot of money back, so was that the situation with either that one? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So they had, they had like a film club or film, you know, they've made all these super 8's together in high school and college and decided that they wanted to do it professionally. And so the, the business guy of the group from my understanding is Rob Tapper and he, they, they researched it and discovered, and he told Sam that the best way to get in now would be to make a horror movie because that's all they could get a budget for, you know, and that would definitely sell. So they went for like, they spent a year going to like, thrive in movies and watching all these horror movies and, and sort of studied it and, and they, it's so cool to me. They, they raised the money for it by like going around to like dentists and just various people with money in Detroit and they had made them like a demo movie or a pilot, I guess, called Within the Woods that they would show to these potential investors to see what they would be, you know, investing in. And that had Bruce Campbell and, oh my God, I can't think of her name right now. Oh my God, well, the guy who plays Lynn, you know, Linda, no, not Linda. Oh my God, I'm blanking out completely sister. Yeah. In that. Cheryl. Thank you. I know her real name too. And I can't think of it. I met her. She did. That's cool. Good. And I only had to pay like 20 bucks for autograph. Yeah. And I actually got to talk to her. Yeah. And I also saw they had, they had like the stuff from the way it looks really cheap and chintziest. Fuck when you see it, like not being filmed, like the network guy looked like shit. I bought a fucking book, but yeah, it was cool. I told her, I was like, man, I saw your movie when I was eight. It scared us. Yeah. And she was like, that's, that's what they're supposed to do. Yeah. Well, that's why they had, they had all the women from evil dead, but like, no, you're the one who scared the shit. So I got a picture of her like poking out her head from the basement and I had her sign. She was a Nash versus evil dead to you a little bit, I think. That's cool. And one of the couple episodes. It's crazy to think they were just going around with the hat and a little fizzle reel to like, try to get money to make the first movie. I'm so impressed by how they did it. It's so cool to me. Yeah. There's a little. There's Campbell, Sam Raimi and Rob Tafford with the, they were formed Renaissance pictures. And yeah. And there was a lot of like innovative camera work and shit. Like this is like, I don't know if that's ever been, I've never done in a movie. Like they, I think they were like in a wheelbarrow or something, pushing them through the forest. Yeah. Like the POV, the demon POV. Right. Yeah. That was pretty innovative. It's the shaky cam stuff. They did. I think they did a couple versions. One was like, they've mounted it on a two by four that you hold in each hand. Yeah. By they did it and then, but yeah. Yeah. I mean, Sam Raimi definitely has his own visual style. Like you see Sam Raimi movie, you know that's a Sam Raimi movie. Did you say that about the Spider-Man's and shit? Cause you all, yeah, he does. He does a couple like callbacks. He does. Like people dead. Like Shavs. I know there's one with like a doctor octopus or something. If I ever watch a Spider-Man movie again or another like Sam Raimi, like posts. He can do regular movies too. I like, I forget what it's called, but it was like Bill Paxton and Billy Bob Thorton find like, yeah, simple plan. They find like money in the forest and they think that's like drug dealer money or something. Oh, it's great. Yeah. Billy Bob Thorton. I really liked it. Yeah. I'll have to check that. I've never saw the baseball one though. Um, there's a baseball game. Yeah. It's it was filmed in a tiger stadium. Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah. What was it called? I forget what it was called. Or the love of the game. Do you remember who started in it? Wait, whoa. It's for the love of the game. Yeah. Uh huh. Yeah. That's uh, that's a pretty good. Your mom probably made you watch that one. I have seen it. His mom has. Can you believe this? I have to throw his mom under the bus while she was married to her husband, his father. My dad. She had framed pictures of Kevin Costner in the house. Yes. Is there a speckful as anything else that busted his ass like he was constantly working. Look, look, it would be interesting if I was dating somebody who is like, I'm obsessed with this human. No, that's different. That's different. If they're over, if you come like, like if we're say we're, well, you were our dating series. We know she's all about Sam Raimi. Okay. So we're like, okay, I can deal with some Sam Raimi dick shots everywhere. Yeah. Yeah. We get that. But if I was like dating series for like 10 years and all of a sudden she gets the Sam Raimi thing. No. Is that happening? No dick pics in the house. Look, my dad got away with naming my brother, John Wayne, like I don't, my mom and dad had some weird thing going on there. So I, I don't know. I think it evens out. I think it evens out a little bit. Yeah. He didn't name your brother. You're a serial killer. Yeah. John Wayne Casey, right? Of course. John Wayne Casey. And it fit. The most names is fit. I was named. Brother species. I got my name from her watching a like a made man going to trial. He was in the mob or something and she's like, that's a fucking good name. So our, our whole names are cursed. My sister's the only one with like an authentic name. Well, your name stands out at least. John's boring as fuck. I mean, it's synonymous with toilets after all, that's your man. That's your brother. Okay. How much longer can we do that? Well, we're going. All right. Are we ready for this movie? We're so ready. Are you ready, sir? Are you ready to dig deep? I'm ready. Evil Dead 2. Okay. Well, I can't top the amazing intro. I already did. So I'm just going to throw this to the, here's the trailer for Evil Dead 2 Groovy. Four years ago in this quiet forest, in this cozy cabin, something happened. Something so frightening, something so deadly, something so evil. He prayed it would never happen again. Now, from the sheer of Evil Dead, comes Evil Dead 2. Evil Dead 2 Dead by Dawn. All right. We get that nice opening monologue. You may or may not have heard it. I don't know. All about what the Necronomicon is about, which by the way, the Necronomicon, they didn't come, HP Lovecraft came up with the Necronomicon. It's not invented by this movie. Oh, shit. Oh, God. The mad heir of Abdul Al-Hazarad wrote the Necronomicon. Not me. But in this movie, it's a, a kind of Kandar, I think, there's some ancient civilization called Kandar and they're. Yeah. I didn't have, I didn't. And also, it, it makes sense. I'm sorry. We're talking about shit that we were talking about in the break, but it makes sense that army, like the progression of the movie, because you said that Sam Raimi wasn't a huge horror guy because army of darkness is really an action movie. It's not a, it's not a horror movie. Yeah. It's kind of good too. Yeah. Oh, it's super goofy, but I mean, I, I asked you the question. I don't get like, sorry, guys, I can't remember if we're, we're talking on mic or off mic or asking these questions, but was there ever an explanation as to why ash gets sillier with each movie or is, you know, I really think that's just the progression. I think, I don't know, I got the impression anyway that particularly at least with evil that too, they just kind of decided to have as much fun as that as possible. That's the impression that I get anyway. And it looks like they had so much fun, like making it. And they're, they were naturally more into comedy anyways, or I guess, I don't know. I'm glad they did though, because I appreciate that factor of it a lot. Like, yeah, in the first movie, he's like your traditional hero. And then he's kind of like, almost like a perv in the third movie, like this kind of like dirt bag almost character. Right. So yeah, I don't know. He always described, I mean, Bruce Campbell describes that character as like an idiot. So he's, he is supposed to be an idiot. Right. And I don't know exactly why thick, yeah, but you're right. It gets more pervy with like, give me some sugar baby or whatever. Right. Yeah. So, so getting back to the movie. Okay. So we get it to break down the Necronomicon, you can open riffs to hell or whatever. Yeah, the riffs. Yeah. I think they get named in the third movie, Deadites. And then, and then we got some, we get some great, like, stop motion, where we see the book opening up and drawings being drawn. Right. Yeah. So it's just a treasure trove of like, it's a silly, fun movie to watch or it's a cool or movie to watch or it's a fucking cool cinematography movie to watch. It's got so many things to offer for the different bands of movies. Well, you know, if you listen to us, you know, we like practical effects and I like, like stop motion. All it has all of that in this movie. Yeah. Yeah. You got that all over. I mean, I don't, I don't, and did you ever hear the story about that he did the prequel to the thing, which, by the way, I boycott it because the thing is probably my favorite horror movie of all time. I boycotted it forever. And then one day it was like on HBO or something. I watched it. I had such low expectations. I thought it was okay. It didn't, it irritated me because it's a prequel. So they had to like break, like the reason why the cup is flipped over in the thing is because of this, like they just like micromanaged it. Like everything had to be explained so that irritated me. But the guy who did it filmed it with practical effects. Okay. And then the studio was like, nope, CGI. They put CGI over the practical effects. Okay. Yeah. That's okay. Because fuck. The thing is over 40 years old and the practical effects still hold off. There's. Absolutely. They're so fucking good. And I think you should, I don't think, I mean, I'm fine with like special like CGI with like a sci-fi movie because you can do in a space battle, whatever the fuck. But when it comes to like horror, body horror, especially, it's got to look real, like it's got to be real blood. I don't want fucking CGI black blood spraying on everything. If you want your audience to connect with it, I think that's the best way is to make it kind of like, Oh shit, as gruesome and connectable as possible. Right. Yeah. Totally different feeling to, you know, like I don't mind CGI when it's used to like enhance gently, you know, a practical effect or like, like how it was used lightly and like Terminator to instance. Oh yeah. Yeah. Good call. Like that's, that's fine. But yeah, when it's like there, there are movies where it's like CGI blood, you know, like I hate it. Blood is the easiest thing to make. Right. Well, no, I understand from a, from a film making perspective. It's because you don't want to have to like, all right, say you, you get shot at that. It's like, yeah, it's like Robocop, you get shot 50 times. And then they're like, all right, we have to take a break for four hours while this guy cleans up and then we read the shot. I guess that never happened again, pretty much, because nobody's okay for that to happen. But it has the visual effect of it is so different. Yes. Of course it is. Yeah. I mean, that everything's been dumbed down to this extent. Yeah. In the world. Everything's got to be made as cheaply as possible. Yes. But it's not cheap. That's like, I thought the whole point of CGI was it would make movies easier and cheaper to make. And then like all these fucking superhero movies are $250 million. It's, it's like, we're just going. The money. The same. Well, we're going to colonize that shit. You said Mars, right? I said stars. Like the stars. Oh, well, no, not really. I don't even believe that because the age of stars is over. It's all about franchises now. Yeah. It's about IP. Nobody cares about, I mean, I mean, Tom Cruise is probably the last big movie star. Like, is there, who's, I mean, I know, I know, uh, Griffin love a Glenn Powell, but I don't think he's going to be in a huge star graph. I'm sorry to tell you that. I don't know how. I mean, that man can act his way out of a paper bag. Yeah. Well, I think that Scarlett Johansson is kind of a big star, right? Scar, I mean, Scar Joe is huge, you know? I mean, I'm harder for us. Yeah. See, like he was probably the only person I could picture doing Mad Max, you know, like at that time. Yeah. Great Mad Max. Not a great Mad Max movie. Not a good movie, though. It should have been Mal. I'm sorry. It should have been Mal. I don't know. I liked it about Mal. Yeah. Of course I would have liked it. He's fucking Mad Max. Okay. We're getting so far to tippy tap territory now, guys. We're getting so far. We can do a tippy tap and just bullshit about movies anytime. All right. So we explained the Necronomicon. Yeah. So now we get a soft reboot. All right. This is confused. This is confused. There's confused me. It probably confused you. Uh, no, I was ignorant. Well, cuz you didn't see the first one. Have you ever seen the first movie? I have seen the first two movies. I saw the first movie in order. My cousin who got me into action movies also got me into horror movies later in life. He let me borrow his Necronomicon special DVD set. It was gross to touch and everything. Uh, cuz he was like, I looked better than the original that I saw, too. It might have. Yeah. Uh, and so I watched the first movie and I was just like, kind of like, I, I didn't understand. I, I, I wasn't a big horror fan. So I was just like, I don't know if I liked this. And then I watched the second movie and I was like, this is the first movie. But it's kind of cool. And then I watched the third movie and I was like, all right, I think I get this. But that was my evil, that experience. So we get a little recap. Uh, can you explain why they had to do it this way, series? But I couldn't get the rights to, uh, the first, to finish from the first movie. And so when they had to recap, since it was supposed to start immediately where the first one left off, they had to do a recap and, um, they, they had to reshoot the whole thing. So they just decided to do it, uh, with just Linda and, and Al after this time. Um, oh, and I, I personally, that's one of the many things I find charming about this movie is find it so irreverent to be like, you know what? Fuck it. We're just going to, we're going to do it this way. I don't, you know, right, like really well, and it's, it's, I like it anyway. Yeah. I mean, yeah, it's confusing, but when you're like, watch an evil dead who gives a fuck, you know, it's not like, right. Jake spearmy knows that that's not the most crucial part of the movie. That's not the part he's interested in. And he's, he just wants to enter our Canadian people. I will say though, cause I asked, I was watching and I asked for a reason. She's like, she had to explain it to him because I did not get it all. If this was a reboot, this, this scene was a reboot of the old movie. Okay. Cause like I told you, though, I remembered it, cause it's been so long. I remembered it starting with him being thrown through the forest. Cause that's how the, the, the first evil dead movie ends. It ends with him, like being attacked. You think he's going to like survive cause the sun comes off. Oh, right. Right. Yeah. So yeah. We get a nice recap. So it's not him and his friends. This is him and his girlfriend. It's the same necklace from the first movie he gives to. Okay. Yeah. I didn't. And they're, they're like, we're just going to squat in this cabin. Like it's not going to be, again, the first one they rent a cabin and this one, like we're just going to stay here. Not the only connection will make a grip, but this is clearly Griffin gone extreme. Right. Like I've squat in a few houses before, no big deal. So clearly not using it, clearly me and Bruce Campbell pretty much bros were pretty much wanted. Hey, shit, it's like a sweet shit loaded doors in this house. Like every room is two doors, at least they're all, every room is connected by doors. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, dude, they joke about that in the commentary, actually, like this tiny cabin has all these rooms. And there's like, yeah, part where he's like being chased around in it. Yeah. I don't know. But anyway. Yeah. It's quite. Was this it? Was it actually filmed in Tennessee? I assume there's this film like, the first one was filmed in Tennessee. This one was filmed in Wadesboro, North Carolina, I think, and they actually, it was the same place where they filmed the color purple and they, they built that whole set. I mean, not the exterior of the cabin and all that, but they built that set in the high school gym. They took over old high school and an empty high school and they built a two story set in the gym there. And like the science labs where where they did the special effects make like, it's really interesting. That's super fun. This is some of the shit like we've got painted elementary schools all over the place. We can be doing my mind got torn down recently, the one I showed you that we drove by get torn down. Yeah. Oh, it got to all two with elementary schools and like the big four that I grew up with are, are just abandoned. They're just sitting there now and we could be doing like cool fucking, we can make people dead secret. The next Sam Raimi could be anywhere around here, you know, I hate to digress. We're going to digress around it. Did you see the remake that came out like 2013 series? No, I don't care about that. I didn't think it was that bad. I mean, it might be great for all I know, and it was produced by Sam Raimi. I mean, it has this blessing and everything, but I don't care. It's not the same to me. That was a deal. I know it's going to be filled with CGI and stuff and I just didn't interest me. I don't think it was. I don't remember. That was about once like 10 years ago, but I mean, I didn't love it, but it was a true horror movie. There was no comedy at all. Yeah. And I didn't think it was that bad, but I don't know. I can't remember anything. I'm sure it's good. I just haven't made it a point to see it. I understand that. So we're having a very romantic squatting vacation up in the Northern Carolina Hills. Tennessee. We had Tennessee. Mask. North Carolina masking. I thought the whole thing was filmed on a set because it didn't even look like a real forest to me. They actually did film in a horror. Oh, yeah. Okay. There was like, okay, well, there's a lot of miniature rooms of the cabin. Yeah. Okay. So that the forest that they filmed in, they actually also installed some fake trees that were like bigger and bigger or like, you know, more scary looking. Okay. Sometimes if you see a shot pan across, you can see the tops of those fake trees that are just like cut off. That's how. That was the fun thing about those red letter media boys doing like, oh, yeah, Star Trek and 16 by nine, and you can see all the things they were. Yeah. It looks and everything. That's, that's not to say this movie's cheap, but it exposes the movie magic portion of it all. There's a lot of things like that expose it. Yeah. And it's great. I love it. I love it. Exactly. You get to see all the creative things they did to make this world look real to you. And that was so much cooler about like, Oh, yeah, then we just CGI did this later. And it's stuff that I wouldn't notice on my own. I was just like, I've heard them pointed out and the commentaries are on stories and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I never pick up on any of that shit. I'm like. Yeah. So obviously you can see the camera man. I'm like, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, they're doing a squatting vacation. Like you said, Greg. Oh yeah. Ash playing the piano. He's a Mozart on that piano. This is, this is how my vacations go. This is why I am a single man. Well, I still love us, but she's dancing to this beautiful music. He's playing. It's a lovely evening ballet dancing. If you get a woman to dance ballet to your piano, you've ascended to a level that it's the most erotic thing. Even Mozart's clapping for you, from wherever he lies. So he gives her the necklace the same necklace. It's like a little spyglass type necklace. It looks like a spyglass. Not a German, of course, not a German. Bring that up. Everybody. Bon'tam Hall. Yeah. They celebrate, whatever. I don't know. They engage. I don't know what you're giving. What do you, what's the, the celebration you have you given necklace? Yeah. We can ask the reasonest question. Yeah. I give you a magnifying glass necklace. What is this mean to you? You're going steady. I don't know what it is. Yeah. I don't remember what, if there's supposed to be an occasion for it. They never make it a big deal out of it anyway, but I know. I think she's just giving her gifts. Okay. But I want you to imagine you and me, I've taken you out to the drive-in, to the diner. We went to Waterburger one time and I said no pickles and you said, are you, are you kidding me? You're not getting pickles on your cheeseburger. And then I give you this. What is that symbolize of our relationship? That you're nice. I don't know. A guy is, what's the difference in men and women, a guy's thinking, I'm giving, I, we're, you're the only woman for me, you know, his soul and Linda's just like, yeah, all right. Yeah, basically. Okay. Cool. All right. Well, we see him through this movie. He clearly, he, he, he ejected a demon from his, I'm sorry to spit all of you, because he accepted a demon from his body. Yeah. The love of this one. The demon you ejected from, so you see, we establish he's Griffin, so he finds a real to real tape. Like, I got to listen to this. I would never touch it. I would be like, no, that's not my place. Yeah. If, click what's on it. Well, okay. We've established the rules when you're welcome into a home. They're fucking squatting. They're no rules. They broke in every rule already. Why would you stop? They're looking for free booze in this house, this cabin. Right. So, of course, and I don't know, is there anything cool behind these tapes? Did they actually like hire a professional person to record these tapes or? Yeah, I did it. I did the voiceover. No, but it is the same tape recorder that they used in the first one. It's one of the few props that they made it to the second. Oh, we forgot to mention the, the car. The car shows up in every movie. Yeah. It shows up in every movie it does. Every single movie. It's fucking cool as shit. Yeah. So, he listens to, we were recording for Professor Raymond Noby and he explains how he discovered the Necronomicon in like Egypt or some shit and we get a little like flashback scene where it's a nice family of that. It's him, his wife and his daughter are exploring the catacombs. Yeah. And they find ancient Kandar in Book of the Dead, made out of human flesh. Yeah. That smells great. And he just says, "Hey, I'm going to read a little bit of this for you. What is this? How do you think this goes?" And then it unleashes the demon who would have known. By the way, Evil Dead 1, they establish in the very beginning of the movie that the demons are lurking in the forest. So what does their incantation even summon? Everybody has stumped you all. Oh. That's right. That's right. Sam. Yeah. It's not too bad. Art about that. So, immediately Linda's abducted. Here's a crash. Yeah. In the other room. He thinks she's just leaving him because he gave her some shitty necklace instead of a diamond. Oh, Troy. Runs out. She's possessed, Griff. It happens. I think you've all been there. Your girlfriend gets possessed by a dead eye. I figured, you know, she was offended by the lack of pickles. Some women are offended by that. I say, "I don't like pickles." And then they say, "Well, we're not a pickles." How many relations have you lost over this? Well, what did I tell you in Auburn that email? I had the sandwich talk with my recent fling, and next thing you know, things are over. Yes, I didn't know women took sandwiches so seriously. Well, I'm with you. I don't want pickles on my burger either. I don't want my chicken sandwich for that matter. I don't even get that. I don't get that. That's a southern thing. No. Is it? Pickles on, like, fried chicken. Pickles on fried chicken? I thought that was... Yeah. I thought, like, every time I've gone, I walk east coast southern, like Nashville and those kinds of places. I always try to serve me pickles on my fried chicken. Like a fried chicken sandwich? Yeah. Or... Okay. No, I've never had... Well, I don't really eat... You know what? It's funny. I don't really care if that much about sandwiches either, Jess. Oh. Wow. We're ending this right now. I like hamburgers a lot. But... Well, that's a sandwich. I don't... No, I know. I'm saying that's an exception. I don't hate sandwiches, like, Rubens are great, but I will never... You did right there, fucking great. I would never, like, elect it, just eat a sandwich, like, I'm gonna make a sandwich. It's so boring. It's so... It's so... Deli means... Deli means... You don't eat a plate. You're telling me... You've read it. It's the plate, Griff. Deli meat is the worst. It is the worst. I'll admit that. It's not good. It's full. It's the area nowadays. Moist. That's what I don't like about it. It's very wets, me. Yeah. Anyway, she's possessed by a dead eye. She's attacking Ash. Ash is the only thing you can do. You behead your girlfriend that you just gave up. Necklessness. He shows a little bit of remorse here. No. How could it be? He falls on his back. He gets over it really. It says that's wicks. He gets over it really quickly. He beheads it really. Hey, handy shovel that happens to be there. We want to get this movie done in 80 minutes. We gotta, you know, go through some emotions pretty quickly here. And I want to say, Bruce does a great job. His facials are fantastic. Yeah. Barry's there. I'm supposed to just read that. Right. Any Barry's there because that's what you would do. Because you don't want to get caught. First of all, you're Griffin already. You're already Griffin now. And then you just murdered your girlfriend? Yup. That's a Griff. So you just bury her out in the woods. Yeah. We went over it. I think we went over this. I don't know what episode we did. My beef that I have with digging graves in the middle of the forest. It's impossible. Yeah. All the trees. And it's cool. It's full of trees. Yeah. Impossible. Yeah. It can't happen. I agree. I was kind of thrown. I was like, I got a law. I was like, I can't, I can't believe anything. This movie tells me now because of this. These are these are the things. These are. I knew we had to do this. You know, threes was depending on us. Yeah. I was like, I will go through. Yes. People ask why we don't see more modern movies and theaters because me and Murray have like if we ever watch a movie together, we're just constantly noting each other like guys. Come on. What are we doing here? Well, we're professionals. We're professionals. So all right. So now that's our recap of Evil Dead one. If you've never seen it before. And then we have he the dawn comes. He thinks he's safe, but he's not safe because the demon grabs him and we get a cool. Do you know how they was this a green screen shot where he's like flying through the forest? No, no, it's, it's really funny actually. So that was like one of the camera rig contraptions that Sam came up with. In fact, they called it a Samo cam and it basically had Bruce Campbell was like strapped on his like cross kind of thing and they drove it like they drove it slowly. You know, it's filmed slower, slower than it was project or whatever. But so in Sam had control of like spinning him around and then they would like occasionally hit him with branches and anyway, like then it's the main thing to know about Sam and Bruce's relationship is that Sam loves to torture Bruce. And so this was one of the many ways he did that. I wouldn't know anything about that. I treat griff as if he was like a son to man. And so did you remind me how we started this conversation again? You dropping the P were 45 times on mocking me. What's that? P word, girl. It's pain. You are obsessed with just hammering it into my ear balls like I don't get that. I mean, look, I understand something. I was the youngest. I didn't have anybody to pick on. Oh, you're making up for a long time. Two sisters and women mentally torture you. So I got even worse. Like your brother probably just beat you up, right? Well, we beat the shavish. Exactly. Yeah. So I got that mental, I'm a master at that and I can mentally torture you. So I have to get it out on somebody. Sorry. It doesn't even know. She's a single child. Yeah. You don't know that. You always have siblings. All the psychological terror of just being some kind of sibling. Tuffins y'all. Yeah. So it goes. Yeah. Okay. You have anything else? I know that I'm a total voice because I am a only child. No. There's a lot. Yeah. Oh, I could tell a torch. My sister would say this. I could tell you the mental torture she gave. It's just being. It's being in that proximity of someone your own age. They know. Oh, my sister grew a lot older than me. Chris was eight years older than me and Julie is like five or six. I, I really, do you, you remember, we all know that, uh, Robin Williams movie Jack, right? Kinda. Wasn't he like, yeah, yeah, he's like special needs in the movie or something. I thought he was supposed to be a little kid trapped in adults, but maybe that was it. Yeah. Um, yeah, that was it. That was it. It was kind of special needs, right? Um, well, that movie came out when I was like nine or 10 or whatever, and I washed it and I was really, I felt connected to Robin Williams and his, the whole movie is him being sad because he's a child trapped in a man's body and everything. Uh, and so when the movie ended, I fucking cried my goddamn ass off and my favorite. Did he die or something? Well, this is not about that movie. So no, I'm not going to spoil it. I also don't really remember, but it made me very, very sad and I went and hid in my mom, like under my mom's bed to just fucking cry it out. And my family still, this is how fun my family is. You think you can fucking harm me with panties? My family mocked me. They would bring that up at baseball events with the other kids and families, my peers. They just like, yeah, Griff was under the bed crying about Jack the other night. You think you can fucking harm me? My family. Oh, yeah. I, I, I treat you with kid gloves. You really want me to live in a little, I, I, I, my sister is one of the evilest people I know. So yeah. Where we are. Uh, now we're finally starting the movie. Oh, we are. We are starting the episode. He's through. Yeah. Two hours in. He's thrown. Hey, it's not a G and G move, uh, episode, unless we deal twice as long as the movie's run time. Exactly. So we're, we're all right. No, he's thrown through the forest, he lands in a puddle. He's possessed by the devil and wait, how does the puddle work? Is there any Sam, like, theory behind how the, I was so confused that he came out of the puddle was a demon. No, there's nothing. Is this happen to Landon? Go ahead. The, the demon or the demonic force like comes through the house, you know, at the end and it like impacts him and then he goes flying through the forest. But so that's what, how he got possessed, he just lands in the puddle. Okay. Okay. It's not. Oh, okay. But these demons are like vampires, Griff. The sun drives them away. So it doesn't wither the host. It just drives the spirit that was within forces him out. Yeah. So the fog goes away and then we're back in, uh, daytime, but Bruce's fog goes away. Yes, he's out. He's, well, yeah, his fog was going away when he bedded his girlfriend. He was like, I'm, I'm, I'm ready for the next broad, but he's young. Yeah. So he'd be passed out, he's been demonically possessed. He just killed his girlfriend, buried her. It's okay. I don't know how many people here have dug a grave. I'm not going to say how many I have, but it's pretty damn tired ring. It's over one. Right. So he, he sleeps throughout the day. Yeah. That's taxing. Yeah. He comes to like late afternoon and he does what anybody would do in a real life situation. I'm getting the fuck out of here. Yes. So he cops in his car, heads up in his car. Apparently there's a giant bridge in Tennessee. I want to see it because it looked pretty cool. It was hard. Yeah. Yeah. And it got all mangled. The demons had fucked the bridge up. Yeah. It looks like kind of like a fist curled up. And that's this badly that they're going to, a lot of people worked on that bridge. I mean, the name's like, let them go and just wait for the next group to come by. I don't know. What? Demons or dicks? I mean, what else can you say about it? It's been my big beef with, you notice every movie about demonic possession, the devil is possessing like a 10 year old girl, like think bigger devil, like possess like a president or something. Like do some real damage. Yeah. Gives a fuck about some little kid. I don't know. That's my, that's my grievance for this episode. So he's like, fuck, you know, I'm stuck here. So he goes back, you got to go back. He's apparently demons can't, well, they can push doors open, but they can't go through them like a ghost cut apparently. Yeah. Oh, he's, he's safe. Yeah. They can't. Yeah. So the demons are chasing them and we get a pretty cool scene where we see this cavernous almost Michael Myers as cows, where he's going through all these doors and the cameras following him. What does any crash into a tree and then he has to run? Yes, he does. And he flies out the windshield. How do they fuck who's the stuntman doing that one? Probably Bruce Campbell. They're like, we can't afford a stunt. What's Bruce doing his own stuff? He didn't have a stuntman, but they did that with like a dummy. Okay. Oh, yeah. Good job. I didn't notice it. We're in the middle of a forest. Okay. How is there a plumbing in this house first of all, like, where's the water coming from? Well, well, no, well, no, this house is powered by a well. What are you talking about? I don't know. I don't know. Well, yeah, you wouldn't have that that's believable. You have a septic tank. Oh, yeah. For your toilet. But I don't know. I'm not buying it. That's okay. You're taking me out again. You're taking it. You're out of this. This house has like completely isolated on a giant mountain hill. Yeah. It's all right. I'm sorry. But so he's being faced, but he hides in the basement. Well, he learned we don't go to the roof. You go to the basement. That's right. You don't go to the roof. How do we make it in the basement? Don't we don't? We don't see that. He just outsmarts the demon. Okay. Yeah. So the demon's like, fuck. I don't know where he is. So he just takes off. Right. This must have been the inspiration for the Resident Evil series that came out, like the video game series, because they make a big deal about crashing through doors too. Like that's their loading screens. And when you guys were talking about all the doors, it made me realize like, I wonder if they took some like that kind of vibe, like very influential series. Yeah. Yeah. All right. We cut to Annie, the daughter of Dr. Nobi. She's flying in. Apparently there were some pages missing from the book of the day that she found. This is kind of an Indiana Jones-esque kind of scene, because she's flying in this little plane. Right. She eats up with Ed. Did he ever called Ed? I was like, who is this character? I was getting annoyed with that. But anyway. Yeah. I thought she was dressed very strangely. She's wearing like Bermuda shorts or something with knee socks and like a preppy kind of like sweater around her neck. And she's supposed to look kind of like Girl Scout-y, exploring. Yes. Yeah. I guess so. Dora the Explorer kind of. Yeah. I don't know. I wasn't feeling that. I wasn't feeling that. I'm sorry. Yeah. This is not a good cosplay. Shorts were too long. She had shorter shorts. It would be all right. Okay. I like that look. With knee socks. That's a good look. That's a good look. Okay. But the way she had the blown out 80s hair too. Isn't that bad? But so she shows up she's got it's like, it's like, you know, like what do you call those box like the one that boxes that the silhouette that kind of art thing was kind of like that? Cattle box. Cattle box. Yeah. She got ages in it. Yeah. Why? I don't know. She's meeting up with Ed. They're going to meet up with the father. And I guess she stayed behind to find more pages. I don't know why these pages weren't in the book. No, I don't know. I don't know why. I know why because these are the pages that tell you how to banish the demon. Right. The demon had them removed and he found them though. So they're going to all the K man, we're going to go to the cabin. We're going to chill. We're going to read a demonic book with my dad. Yeah. She's going to be asking Ed, like, have you talked to my dad recently? Well, no, not recently. I haven't been to the cabin, you know, he's got no phone up there at the cabin, but he does have indoor plumbing, but he does have any phone and he's crushing on her, right? He wants to be with Annie. Yeah. Do you get that vibe? Do you get the vibe that he has a necklace in his pocket somewhere? What are you doing? It is. I think that the kids even. Maybe. I think they might have. No. I don't know. I think she, I thought she was like totally friend zoning him and he was hot for her. Yeah. He wants that, Tush. He wants that. They definitely weren't at very hot. They're not. No, they're not. No. He looked like Ed Bagley Jr. Or as you called him Ernest Borgonite Jr. What was that? Yeah. Boy, he was a great roller skater. I will say that. And his character name was Ed too. Oh, shit. You are asking me to remember one of my misremembers. So just know that that was what you asked for. Ed Borgonite Jr. I think you go. Am I correct, Ernest? Do you remember that? Yeah. You did your episode. Yeah. Yeah. It's something like that. Back up. It's all, so they're driving out to a, you know, chill and beat a book of the dead. Yeah. And we go back into the cabin where we see Ash. He's creeping around the house now. He's heard shitless. There's a demon house. Yeah. Like, okay, I got to feel this place out now. He knows about the POV demon. That's the only word I could come up with in my notes for it. Feeling it. Deadites. That's what they call them. Deadites. Deadites. Yeah. Yeah. I think they coined that term at the very end of the movie. Okay. Yeah. Um, and so he's trying to feel off this cabin again when all of a sudden the player piano starts up. It's not a player piano. It's not a player piano. No. But that's the effect. But it is. Yeah. Well, it's out that necklace. He remembers poor Linda that he just buried naked apparently because she rises from the grave. Her body rises. Spirits. Little king diving for us. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like, but it's cool. Like stop motion thing. I liked it. Right. It's awesome. You know, that, that, that, that, the way that was done is they had their high school drama teacher film, um, a choreographed dance and then they had the animator, uh, recreate it. Shop. Oh, that's so cool. And I love how like jerky it is because it makes it even scarier looking. You know, like, I don't know. Yes. Again, like being, watching as many movies that I will watch, it was so fun to watch this kind of shit because it, it is. It just ends up being creepier. Were you impressed? Griff. Were you impressed that he chapped her head off with a shovel because you were talking about how Jason could chop off ahead with a machete. We saw, we saw Michael Myers do it last week and Halloween resurrection, Ray chopped that girls head off with like, uh, uh, fucking kitchen knife and chef's knife. Right. But yeah, no. That's really hard. Ash. Well, Louise, I don't remember if this is on Mike or not was talking about how fucking Jack rip Bruce Campbell was for this movie and it shows. Right. Yeah. He had. I recognize this maneuver. You guys might not unless the recently tennis as well, but he had Andre Agassi's forearm presence in that man. He came across that ball. That head came off with so much fucking compliment, like silk, so much razor sharp shovel. So much topspin. Well, we know Professor Nairobi. He loves his sharp shovels. So the head comes out. It goes on the body. He's like freaking out. And then she disappears. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, maybe I'm seeing this is one of the scenes I'm curious, like, is this one of the scenes where you can tell like the trees were just like props? I'm really curious to know where you could. That motion. So I thought the entire thing was a miniature. Yeah. Yeah, there's a little miniature in this part. Oh. Oh, okay. He grabbed her head off earlier when he actually kills her. Yeah, he does because her head comes rolling through the forest and just starts to dance. Yeah, yeah, that's right. And so he's like, oh my God, I might be hallucinating. And then her head pops up in the window and he freaks her out. And he grabs her head or he gets grabbed by her. He grabs his head and starts ramming it into the boards. Yeah. And he frees himself and he runs to a chair and just sits down in a chair. Like in the middle of the room here. So by no windows, you got to remember devil's love toying with people. So the head like flies into his lap and we're thinking we're going to get some adult situation here. No. Yeah. It's really cool how this works out because he thinks he's feeling safe. He gets a moment. He collected stuff. A chair. Yeah, because he's like, is this all in my head? Am I going insane? And then he lays back in the chair and kind of looks up and then the head just falls into his lap. Right. And it's like, oh shit, this nightmare begins again. Right. And she like talks to him and says something, taunts him and she bites down on his thumb. And so we get a little nice little physical comedy act where he's working at with the Fairy Three Stooges, working that prop. I think this, I think we talked about that off, Mike. Yeah. Well, the work shed, it runs out to the work shed where we get all the tools and he puts her head into a vice and she's like, you know, telling them, I have got love so join us. They say join us a lot. Yeah. They're very, which said there's a Freddy's glove in there. It's like, Oh, wasn't I did not forget it. Oh, I did not notice that. He came up the door. I think, I don't know if anybody had seen this, Mike would know the answer to this. I'm pretty sure at the end of Freddy versus Jason, didn't they tease Ash was going to be in with? I think that was the next thing. Ash take on Freddy and Jason. That's like, I think that was like an end credit scene. Anyway, so she's like fucking with him. He's all distraught because there's a fucking head and it can go in between demonic voice and Linda's voice again. He tries to trick you. That's what demons do. Exactly. And he's like chainsaw got to get that chainsaw. There's just a chalk outline of where the chainsaw should be. I've seen that in like tool sheds. Oh, happy. People do that. Yeah. So you want to, if you're really like anal about your tools, like you put a little like a chalk outline around so you know exactly where your tools go. Right. Yeah. That's interesting. I love that little detail. Yeah, this, even this little tool shed, Sam did his god damnedest to make this tool shed like his detail. I'd even notice the god damn Freddy glow. And I don't care what you said, Mike, the theme of this month's silencer chainsaw. Silencer chainsaws. He starts it up and the dot, the demon's still taunting him. Well, okay. You got to bring up how he gets the chainsaw because the chainsaws, the chainsaws missing. And then the demon has the silencer mode. The body. The body of Linda. And it attacks him. He happens to have a pipe wrench in his hand. Well, you're in a tool shed, so very much like, I buy that. Yeah. We just saw this kind of chainsaw play, I think in Friday of 13, even in every movie we did this one. It's like swashbuckling happening here where he defends off the chainsaw with the wrench of some sort. Yeah. Well, it doesn't have a head. And yeah, it's like a frail body. So chainsaws just tips over into the body and just cuts, like starts cutting down. Blood starts a fly in. Yeah. And then he, then he chops right into the head in the vice, but he can't take it anymore. Seeing the love of his life, she was kind of like, okay with him, but it was a love of his life. Yeah. And he just slices her head in half. So he finds a shotgun that's where you keep your, you know, your tools, your shotgun and your tool shed. So the shotgun was actually, he goes back in the cabin, Murray, if you're going to get the details wrong, I mean, do it better. Bines a shotgun. All right. And he tosses the chainsaw on the ground and he's like, I didn't take a break. That was a lot of work chopping up that body. Fucking up the details, Murray, take a break. He's going to take that good, nice, hard, long break. He's served it. You always keep your shotgun in a hallway, by the way, with a bunch of bullets nearby. It's like a video game happening in this little cabin. The rocking chair starts, well, it's not even a rocking chair. Then there's a chair. It starts rocking. Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with it. Yeah. And it stops. And then he's like, I'm losing my shit here. I got to go look in the mirror. How's my hair? How was Bruce's hair at this point? A lot better than the first movie where he had a bull cut. So he's talking, it's like I'm going and saying what's going on. He's talking to himself in the mirror, and then his mirror image reaches out and grabs him and starts to strangle him. And then he comes to and he's sitting in that chair and he's like, oh my God, I'm just losing my mind. There's no demons here. So is this just like an empty mirror? Is there any kind of like cool commentary on how they did this effect? Because it looks, yeah, go ahead. I believe they made it look, made it match on the other side. Okay. And yeah, they did it with a double and it's open. Yeah. So is this a stunt man and there's a hole much like Michael Myers in Halloween is erected when he came through the mirror. Oh, right. All right. They just did this with a lot more lighting. Like it was a lot brighter. I did it. It worked. I worked a lot better to fucking CGI. I mean, I don't need CGI. It's just holding the fucking wall. Be creative. I don't get why movies are no longer about this like because people are running the movies and I create a people. That's why it makes it. And this is why love budget apparently care about quality. This is why you need a low budget because it makes you think it makes you creative. How do I figure this out? I mean, giving 200 plus million to Joker two is a that is like the gold standard. Let's see who the Joe dirt. Joker. Oh, I think it's a Joe dirt. Yeah. Joker. I don't know. Okay. So he's like, I'm losing him cracking off and he's hand starts fucking with him. What's the fun? Didn't the like furniture start laughing at him or was that later on? Might have been later on here. I forget when like a folder. I forget that he said this handle. Okay. Yeah. So he looks at his hand and he sees black veins start sprouting all over it. Another just fucking cooler shit. That's a stop motion. They just drew a fucking like shit on his hand and stop motion. Oh, okay. Yeah. It comes out so well and then again, Bruce really fucking helps this movie get over because his reactions to everything are so goddamn good. So it's an amazing physical actor. Yeah. And it is I did. Has he actually said that he's kind of disappointed that his career seemed to be stunted by the evil dead franchise? Or did I? Not that I heard, but okay. And we've done a lot of other stuff that just this is as big as well, I think. Yeah. It is very useful. Like I am kind of surprised he doesn't really have anything that you think of Bruce Campbell you think of him. I mean, there is such thing as type casting, you know, right. You get and especially when you're doing these kinds of movies, people think you can't act. Yeah. Because it's a horror movie. Right. Yeah. It's bullshit. Right. He's a friend who's a successful director who will put you in his shit to do. Yeah. Like he had a recurring role on Hercules and Zena thanks to Sam Raimi Hookup. I'm still to this day. And I don't I'm so fucking infuriated that our man Red Brown did a get the lead role in what's eating Gilbert Grape because he would have been perfect in that movie. It's Hollywood, man. What are you going to do? Well, we're going to do is get back to this movie and he's his hand starts fucking with him. He's like, not my hand. How am I going to masturbate and he just give me back my hand cut to and and he arrived at the bridge. It's been mangled. How are they going to get to that cabin? They can't read it and they got to read it. They had this whole scenario. We're going to be in the fuck the fire, bowl full of ice cubes and we were just going to read the book of the dead to each other and it's not going to happen. He had the please like, that's the perfect moment. I'm going to reveal my magnifying glass necklace to her. It's been ruined, but thankfully some yokeles are hanging out, Jake, the tow truck driver and I'm sorry. This woman was way out of his league. Bobby Joe. Oh, yeah. Bobby Joe. How did we come to get like the Sam have anything to say about how we ended up with these folks as his actors? Yeah. Okay. So first of all, Bobby Joe's character apparently was based off of Holly Hunter because Sam, Raimi, and he lived for at a time with Joel and Ethan Cohen and Frances McDormand and Holly Hunter and they just thought he was really interesting character. So apparently Bobby Joe's based on that makes sense because Frances McDormand was in Darkman, which was a Sam Raimi movie that and she's married to Joel Cohen. Right. Wait, she is? That makes a whole lot of sense because she's in like every coin. Okay. Yeah. By the way, we did that one on another person's show on another person's show. It's a good movie. It's pretty good. Really? I remember you trashy it, but it's all bad to read another guy's show and Chris is like, fuck this movie. And I'm like, yeah, you are. Oh, wow. I was kind of like in between. I'm like, it's all right. I don't know. Yeah. Oh, I thought there was a lot of potential in it, I think, and I feel like they wasted it. Good job. Good. I'm doing a great job. I'm saying something. Yeah. Well, they talked about, I've heard a little bit about, yeah, that's Danny Hicks. And he was in a lot of their movies. This was his first one though, I think, but like he's an intruder, please the grocery store manager and not, but oh, so one really funny story is the, yeah, he came and read for this. And they thought he was okay. But then he's like, I could, you want me to try it without my teeth. And then they're like, what? And he popped up his bridge. So he had, wow, I thought he was like, and they were like, I thought this had black and teeth. Yeah. That's great. Yeah. So that's how he got that. Oh, yeah. Oh, he had a look. So he's great. This is a sign for Hollywood. I said it last week, two weeks ago, cast more weirdos. I'm so sick of weirdos, not getting weird jobs. Yeah. Like people made out to look like weirdos. Don't get me started on that. Oh, fucking sick of it. I mean, if you want to get an Academy Award, that's what you do. Ryan Reynolds is great as Deadpool. No, he's not. He's Ryan Reynolds. I fucking hate him. All right. No sick. All right. Thank you. He is the Glen Powell of comedy. Okay. Well, he's actually successful, but, uh, so Jake is like, well, I know a trail there. You need to get there. Well, it'll cost you and whole dollars and even I think you said 25. He looks back at a Billy Joe Bobby Joe Bobby Joe and she's like, oh, get him up to at least $500. She's like, all right. You got to carry my shit. All right, lady. I'll do that. So they go on the trail inside ash. This is where we get some great kind of physical comedy from a Mr. Bruce Campbell, his hand and he's doing a great job because it really looks like his hand is, is, uh, fighting with him. Right. And he's smashing plates over his head. And again, we've done a horrible job because we've talked for two and a half hours this race off Mike and she was explaining to us that Sam and Bruce just have this rich history of working together, filming shit together. And you were saying they used to do like three studious scenes together, right? Yeah, they did like, uh, they shot like super eight films, um, with them and, and some other friends, uh, they would, yeah, do like three studious type comedies. Um, and, but then they also, I know Sam was really into magic also and I don't remember exactly what the context was, but I know him and Bruce, uh, used to like go entertain it, like bar mitzvahs and stuff and that's how they taught themselves, like flip themselves like that, like he does and, uh, when the hands make some flip over. I can't. It just, it all works into making this movie so much more, uh, easy to relate to it, everything. So cool. Yeah. I mean, how many people do that? You know, does the frontward flip and he's knocked unconscious? He is, but not his hand. That's right. It was hand spots a meat cleaver on the floor, so it starts dragging his whole body towards it. How do they do this shot? Cause this is fucking cool. It was shit. He had to be on like a thing with wheels, right? Yeah, but he still had to make his hand like just act with his hand, you know, I don't know. I think it's impressive. Yeah. It's, it's a billy drug. It's explained earlier. He worked. He had a lot of arm days. He was jacked on the arm situation. So probably he had those things. Yeah. I have laws. Yeah. The, the, the climber rings. Yeah. So the hands just about to grab that meat cleaver and chop itself off or kill. I don't know why they're trying to kill ash. I don't know what it was trying to do. But ah, ah, ah, ash was playing possum and he gets a knife and stabs the hand and pins it to the floor. That's right. And there just happens to be that chain. So I'll sit in there so he starts it up and goes to chopping and he did not have it on silence remote. I want to point out. No, he did not. And he starts laughing at, ah, he's starting to lose his mind and he's like, yeah, blood spraying on his face. This is where I think you were saying talking about the furniture laughing because I think this is where every, like the house starts laughing at him. Well, yeah, there's like, ah, not quite yet. Not quite yet. Oh, but he's like, who's laughing? No. Yeah. I thought the, the, the, like he falls, he goes to sit down. I think he like tapes his hand up and then he goes to sit down and he falls through the chair, like slapstick style and then the, the, your head looks over. And starts laughing and then that, yeah, that's what it was. Yeah. So he chops off the hat and he's like, what am I going to, the hand's still alive. It's like fucking a thing from the Adams family. So it's like, I got to put it underneath a garbage can or a pail, whatever you have. Yeah. You just throw it like on the, on a garbage can and put some books on it. And then we get the nice little gag. He puts a farewell to arms on top. Oh, good shit. Hey, we all know duct tape. It's the greatest thing ever invented. He doesn't duct tapes is wound. He's good to go. And now we got to get sillier with this. So the hand, of course, get a skate because it's a wily little hand gets into a mouse hole. Yeah. Like cartoon, mouse hole. Yeah. There's multiple giant mouse holes along the baseboard of this fucking house. cabin. Yeah, for a guy who's like some rich professor, it's kind of a shitty cabin. Yeah. Yeah. But hey, it's his, it's his, uh, put all his money into that plumbing. That's why. There you go. So the, the, he's, he, he grabs the shotgun and he's shooting at the, uh, hand the hands like getting out of the way and then it lands on a mouse trap. I do like that you brought up he has such like a, a love for three stooges because this is a very cartoony little movie. Yeah. It's cartoony. Yeah. Well, on this part with a hand is actually based on a one of the super rates that Scott Spiegel made, uh, who's the co-writer of this movie, um, that, and it started Sam Raimi as a milk band. It's called the tack of the helping hands, the hamburger helper hand, uh, attacks this woman and it kills Sam Raimi as the milk band. It's, it's on YouTube, you should watch it. That sounds really cool. Attack. What would you say it was called? Attack of the, attack of the helping him. Nice. Go ahead. Hit the mouse trap and then ass starts laughing at the hand. That pisses the hand off. So the hand flip. Got it. If you're having a severed hand, you got to have a flip the bird. You got the wall. Yeah. And it gives them the bird. And then it starts scurrying through the walls. The ash is like, you know, using alcolocation. Excuse me. Would you like to say that one more time? Ecolocation and he shoots it and he hits it because blood starts pouring through the wall. And then a guar concert just breaks out and blood just starts flying at. Oh, I can only think of one guar song right now. I don't know if I should say it out loud. What is it? Baby Raper. Was that a guar song? No, no guar song called Baby. As far as I know, there's no song called Baby Raper by. Oh, okay. Have you ever seen guar concert series? No, I haven't. I saw them twice. Really? I saw them back in '92. I remember '92 because I just graduated from high school. Wow. And it was a strain. There's actually a book called The Big Book of Metal. And they ask a guy from guar the 10 strangest guar shows. And one of them was this show that I had attended. And he, I'm sorry, I'm going to, I'm going to. I was there. And he makes out like there was a riot happen. There was no riot happen at this show. But it was a strange show because, okay, it was in my hometown of Pontiac. And there used to be, it's, the stage is still there, but for some reason they never have shows there anymore. There's a parking garage in the, in the downtown area. And there is a stage on the roof of it. And they would have shows there. And I saw tons of like bands there. I saw a Fugazi there, saw the Rollins band. I saw the, I saw my, our alternative rock station would have, you know, those fests they would have or they would have a bunch of whoever the bands that are big at the time. So I saw a lot of like '90s one hit wonders that I don't care about, but our body pigeon is so jealous. Like, yeah, it's like, I saw like Weezer when they came out. I don't give a fuck about Weezer. It took, oh my God, I love Weezer. Anyway, it was June and it started snowing. It was the weirdest thing. Weird stuff. Yeah. Not like it wasn't like pouring down snow, but it was like a little, and like obviously Guard, they're half naked. So like they're like, so it was just like, this guy's like, yeah, we're doing this show on the top of a parking garage and it started snowing. But no, there was no riot, but it, they do in fact have a saw. The bar. Oh, they do. Called Davey Raper. All one word. All right. I never, and I, I, I like their early shit. So and then a few years later, I think it was before the pandemic, Griffin, I saw them. And now I know what a woman feels like they get a facial because I got one splattered on my fucking face. Nice. We were way, we were way the fuck out from there too. And I was like, oh my God, so ladies, I know what you're going through. It's pretty hot, but, uh, all right, so blood is just pouring out on him. It is. And then it turns black. This whole effect is fucking cool. Which they did to get around, they were trying to get an R rating. Yeah. That's what I was up with that, because they do that in like trailers where they like trailers for like all audiences, where they digitally make the blood black. Why does that make it any less like disturbing or scary? Who cares? Like that was the reason they did it. Like there's green and they use a bunch of colors other than red. So there's, uh, this is how stupid the MPAA is. So like there's a certain amount of red blood you can show, but then there's like, whoa, you can only show three seconds. You go beyond that, it's got to be black. Well, that makes sense, since that explains why it turned black midway, I guess. Yeah. I don't know. This is where the whole house starts laughing at Ash and the deer head starts laughing and the lamp starts laughing and the tape recorder starts laughing and the back massager starts laughing and Ash starts laughing because he thinks he's losing his mind. And they had like a ton of people from the crew come and animate all that stuff. It was all like puppetry, right? Yeah. I'm not sure exactly how they did, but supposedly like they grabbed everybody and crewed up, animate something. Yeah. Cause I don't, it didn't look like stop motion. I think it was. Well, obviously the head was the puppet, the deer head. So he, the, he, there's a sound at the front door and he, oh, he's on edge. So he just immediately starts shooting. He's like, I'm standing my ground and he shoots at the door. And we hear somebody scream. And it's our crew, Annie Ed, uh, Ernest Borganine, Jr, Jake and Bobby Joe and Bobby Joe got grazed. So she screams out and that pisses off Jake cause Bobby Joe is the hottest chick in this fucking pole dunk town he lives in. He's like, Hey man, I'm the cool tow truck driver. So I got the hot babe. I can't, you know, I can't stand for this shit. So he attacks. He's no Matthew McConaughe. No, he doesn't even have a robot like the backing cleaner hose. Bring up that movie. So he, he, he attacks ash and ash, he's got one hand for Christ's six. Well, ash shot out the door. You mentioned that. Yes. Okay. So it makes sense that he would be attacking him and knocking out. But he can't, he's, he's just holding his own until Ernest Borganine, Jr. comes in and pins him down. And then they start pummeling the shit out of ash and Annie immediately, she sees blood everywhere. So she's like, what the fuck did you do to my parents? Because she was supposed to meet her parents at this cabin. I mean, blood, a man covered in blood. Yeah. The only living human being in this house covered in blood. So they're like, throw that motherfucker in the cellar until we figure out what we're going to do with them. Okay. This whole movie, when we're going scene by scene blow by blow, I'm like, these are all King Diamond songs. Yeah. He was very inspired by the evil that series. Yeah. They throw them down the steps and we get in a nice little prep wall down, whoa, he rolls down and Bobby Joe insult the injury spits off. Fuck you, mister. It was a, it was a fucking chewing tobacco spit too, which are just the most foul fucking fluids that could just be thrown from the body. So Annie's like, look, I know my dad puts every thought in his head on tape. I'm going to listen and find out, get some information. That's a lot of like fucking, I'm jerking off tapes, like I am rubbing my dick right now. Like it's pet, well, Penhouse is still pretty popular at this time, right? Penhouse did have a thing we sent in tapes. Hey, yeah, they had a digital, they were the real, they were the first digital format. They love. You were digital. It was analog. Yeah. But you could request the tape and play it and you could listen to the other people talk about their sex stories. Well, in this case, master, master, master tour story. I was in, I was in candor and you never thought this would happen to me. No, no, no, no, no. All right. So she's only things she can turn to was these tapes because she knows her dad, every thought he puts down a tape, every single one. And he reveals that they, he couldn't wait for her. He had to read the book of the dead. It's like the newest Harry Potter novel. You're like, you're not going to wait. I didn't even know what happened to Dumbledore. Dumbledore? Was that his name? Dumbledore. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I trust you. I don't read those things. Demonic. It's all, he reall hears that he had unleashed a demon and it had possessed his wife Henrietta, the mother of a henny. And he had to do, how do you stop a demonic possession? Dismember people, you draw and quarter them. That's right. So beat them sandwiches in a cellar or something. And it's like, and then he's like, I, and I had to bury her in the cellar because you know why? Too many roots out there. All right. Outside. It makes sense that you would bury him in a cellar. So he's like, and then fucking ashes. He comes to when he's listening, he's like, the cellar, and then all of a sudden Henrietta rises up and Henrietta is played by who's a race Ted Raimi. Who is the brother of who's a race Sam Raimi, who's the director of what's a race? A lot of things. So yes, it's Ted Raimi, brother of Sam Raimi, director of Evil Dead 2 as the corpse of Henrietta. And of course, Ash is going to be freaking the fuck out. This is like a little trap door in the living room. So he's banging on it, lifting it, but it's changed. It's changed. It's changed. But it's not a tight lock though. So he can get a few inches in there and he's pushing it up, begging to be let out. Right. And we do the slow burn and making a chair, that's how I get sold. And Jake actually is trying to, he's fumbling with the keys, fumbling with the lock. He's fumbling with the setting. This is a man who cannot snap a rod with one hand. That's all I'm going to say. He's got no nimbleness in his fingers. So, uh, he gets out though. I don't know what other way to say it, Ash gets out. I saw the look of concern there. Are you not able to unsnap a bra with one hand, Murray? Is that what? Oh, I can. Oh, no. I can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you look. Oh, damn you. I think I can't do that. Mm-hmm. I can, I can, I can snap a bra with a look. Alright. There are you, son of a bitch. I got lost in the notes, Graff. You got lost in the notes? They'll really admit. Yeah. I got lost in your eyes and I got lost in the notes. Sometimes, you know, that's what I say when I can't, you know, perform. I got lost in the notes. Ash gets out. The demon, the demon turns into like a real demon. It doesn't look like Henrietta anymore. Yeah. This is where it turns into like some kind of. In a puppet show. It's not even quite, it's not E.T. It's, it's a Mackin' Me. Yeah, it's a Mackin' Me. It's basically that Mackin' Me alien monster, but the neck goes longer. Yeah. And so we, it's like, it's just like a puppet show. And they slam the door shut on the head. They're trying to get it. And then we get a little gag where the eyeball shoots out. Yeah, it doesn't, doesn't Henrietta's puppet monster like actually bite at or something? I think she does. She does later, for sure, but. Sorry, we still have you, right? We need some. Yeah. Yeah. I don't remember that type, but that eyeball thing is, is based on an actual three-stooges gag. And they call it a fly ball. There was a three-stooges movie where an eyeball shot out. No. It was grapes and a three-stooges movie, but it was confluenced by that. Okay. So it pops into Bobby Joe's mouth. She said worst things in her mouth, kind of say, so fucking, no, but we get that little gag. And then the demon tries a new tack because they got him locked down there and the demon appears as Henrietta as she was when she was alive. And she starts singing the lullaby mockingbird to Annie, playing on her heartstrings. And Annie's about to let her out. She's buying it. Yeah. Um, I don't remember how we crossed this line here. Everything's getting crazy, people are getting anxious, and then Ed turns into one of the demons. Yeah. Well, it can jump around, you know. It just, it just inhabited him. Yeah. Is that the word? Yeah. Possessed. Possessed them. Freaking out. He gets like weird puppet face going on here. Right. And, uh, Ash is like, it's all I can stand and I can't stand, no more. And he grabs an axe and just starts chopping away at Ed. And there's green blood because as we said, there's a limit to the amount of red blood, apparently you can show in a movie. They, they have. After Ed eats, um, some of Bobby Joe's hair, like they made a puppet that actually it like swallows my hair. Oh. Yeah. That would be good. It sucked out her toes. I mean, it's not that bad. That's a good point. I, I would rather see the hair eat than the toe. That would be more disturbing. If he's like, get out of your toes. Gintos. I'll swallow your toes. So, uh, metal bands never come across this, just waiting, like modern age creeps. I was going to bring that up. I mean, we opened up with the song, Swallow Your Soul by Devil's Hore House. Okay. This is a hugely influential movie series for influential, influential, I'm turning into you, influential, uh, horror series for dead, uh, every death, old school death, my band has a song about evil dead. Yeah. There's a song evil dead by death. Okay. There's dead by Don by D aside. Okay. But I chose another tech. I went with Swallow Your Soul by Devil's Hore House because that's, uh, that's, uh, misfit Danzig worship band. So it's they, they, they do, uh, misfit and Sam Hain covers. They all do songs in the vein of misfits and Sam Hain. Okay. So that's what we opened with. If you're wondering, by the way, there we go. Halfway to the episode. So halfway, I hope like three hours in right now. So, uh, the, the, the, the raining crew, it's like, hey, I'll take a breather. And the demon like scurries back into the force. Of course it does. Yeah. Jake looks out the window. Hey there. There ain't no trail out there. What happened to that trail? Oh, yeah. No, he goes running out there. He wants everybody to go with them, but, uh, has he already taken them? No, no, no, no. He's just notices the trail is gone. Oh, okay. So Ash is like, what the hell's going on? And he's like, Ash is like, I don't know, maybe something's trying to break into our world through a rift through time and space. Right. And then a door opens. One of the many doors in this house. You know, Ash is the only guy who's got balls because he's dealt with this shit. He tries to assemble the crew. Let's all go investigate this together. Scooby-Doo style. No, it's not Scooby-Doo style. Scooby-Doo style's break up. It's like, you can learn who's left it from Scooby-Doo. Jake wants to do it Scooby-Doo style. He's like, no, we're going to stay out here. I was too innocent as a kid. I thought Scooby-Doo was a beautiful TV show. Was it always weirdly sexual? No. What? Everybody's like, well, I mean, yeah, Fred always went off with the girls, yeah. But I just mean everything. If you look up Scooby-Doo right now, they got sexualized everything. Do you look up Scooby-Doo right now? The first thing you find is probably going to be like, Velma, sexy Velma, is probably number one, and then, you know, yeah, yeah. So that's why I grew up watching that. And now it's just like-- No, because everybody-- because we-- when did we learn last week with the Hear Me Outcakes? Your sick generation is sexualizing cartoon. My sick generation? It ain't my generation. Have you looked up these Velma ladies? They're not all-- They're not 50, Graf. Some of them are? No. And I haven't seen it. Barely, you're looking up a lot of Velma ladies. Yeah. Are you like Velma milfs? I am all. Are there like different like variations of the Velma theme? Don't pretend like you can't see into my room. It is just wall-to-wall Velma cosplay. Yeah. [LAUGHTER] So, uh, but where are we? Where are we? Ash is going to go and investigate. You got to push these. I have to investigate. And Annie's like, I'll go with you. Yeah. And they go into a room. And eventually, even the hillbillies get to some balls and all of them. Are we feeling like Annie's kind of kind of cool at this point, because she came off as a huge dork with the Bermuda bermuda shorts, like, that's fucking uh, magma pie. That's just, that's like, I don't know why she didn't have glasses in her hair up. You know, that's the total like nerd look. Yeah. Yeah. Where are you going with this graph? I just had a positive that question. Oh, okay. That's a- What was the question again? If she's becoming cool. Well, she's becoming brave because she's helping out Ash. She's not like being a damsel in distress. We don't think it was just like, you know, she was trying to throw everybody off with her fucking bermuda. We should still know what's going on with that period. That's kind of great. You know, she's kind of like a tomboyish explorer girl, you know. Okay. Yeah. I mean, she's willing to go out to find the pages of the book of the dead. Like, of course, she's going to be like, you know what, I'm here. I'm going to fucking see this thing through. Right. So she, they go into the room and it's empty or is it empty? Because the ghost of Dr. Nobi appears and he warns some of this evil presence and he says, but in those pages that you brought, there is a way to defeat these deadites. You read one passage, it will put it into physical form. If you read the second passage, it will open a rift in time and space and it will suck the demon back to where it came from. Hmm. So now we know what we need to do. Well, that's going on. Bobby Joe is like, God damn it, Jake's up squeezing my hand too tight. And it's like, I squeeze in your hand, I'm squeezing your ass and we looked out and the holding the hand, it's the fucking demon hand. Do they ever establish the demon knife? It just magically appears in this movie, right? Like, I don't remember them like bringing it or anything. Yeah. I don't remember if the Kandarian daggers, like they're, it's got to be there already, I guess. Yeah. Would you say it was called the Kandarian dagger? Yeah. Yeah. It's like a spine that's like sharpened. So this is, guys, this has started to really sound like some kind of predator crossover situation here. But yeah, I could. Maybe that's what it is. It's not demons. It's a predator. They might not. Yeah, exactly. It's not because the POV shots aren't in infrared. Well, well, maybe we didn't have that tech back then. Maybe Sam didn't. Well, it came out the same year. Well, they had the tech. They had, they had, they had, much like Lee Majors, a six million dollar man. They had the technology. They had Arnold and Jesse Ventura money for, uh, predator. And we'll talk about that some other day. So be, uh, Bobby Joe, like, fuck this shit. And I'm running. Runs for that, uh, runs through the hills, runs for her life. And this is where we get the call back because, you know, everyone loves a little tree rape, you know, so is that a thing? You're, you're, you're, you're, you're real a lot about yourself, Grant, that you know a lot about these six sexual fetishes on the Internet. I know mostly about scuba. Great. Great. We do cosplay pornography. Yes. Um, you know what, I've already, we've talked about my abandonment of anime. And this is totally an anime trope. Yeah, tentacles. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think illville dad inspired that? Or did it come before that? Cause I, you are the anime expert here. Well, Marie, you know, this movie like we've talked about has inspired so many things. I'm 99% sure the few anime fans who made it that some of the technical hentai that's come out. Some of it definitely came from these ideas. Sam, you got a lot of, you got a lot. I was explaining to you because man, you have, now we've got tentacle porn everywhere. We're getting them tree rape and speaking of heavy metal bands and heavy metal bands that write songs about evil dad. Right. About 25 years ago. I was at heart balls. Okay. And there was a band called from Chicago called You Surfer. Okay. They were opening for a band I was seeing. And this is one of those, we were, by the way, Griff almost died at a concert we were at. We're talking about next, next episode, but Griff almost died. Anyway, the show I was, it was a, it was a harpow show, but serious if you don't know harpows, you should, but it's, it was our heavy metal club. It was on the east side of Detroit, on the shittiest neighborhood. It's like every heavy metal and punk club, Google map, Google map. Like a name. That's my favorite part brother. Well, it was not Harper Avenue. That's what it's called. Google it though, today and just see how creepy this place looks and it, yeah. So, uh, it was one of those, because harpows was notorious for pay to play. So if you were a local band, if you could sell like 50 tickets, you've got to be on the bill. Okay. So it was one of those horribly long nights where you're like, God damn it. I just want to see the main band, but we had to see You Surfer. So I'll give them points, they had energy, they came out, they had the spikes, fucking bracers and all the leather and shit. And the guitar players rocking a sweet, receding hairline with his frizzy, dry hair. And the lead singer was this chubby dude who kept, he was, he was head baggy. He kept losing his balance much like a, a Noel Kruger, who we'll talk about next week was doing it. Yeah, we were at. Yeah. Falling over, like he was head bagging, falling over, like catching himself, but they had a song from about evil dad, he's like, my favorite, because you know, if you're like a death metal band, you got to keep up the voice in between songs. Oh, yeah. Yeah. My favorite part is when the tree raped the girl and they go into the song and harpows had these big screens that they would show like heavy metal videos on in between like, you know, they're setting up that literally while they're playing, like, they got the hook that pulls them off stage with the flocking, they started lowering the TV monitor and they started playing videos and like cut their power because they're like, get the fuck off this stage. Oh my God. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Anyway, getting back to this, so Bobby Joe gets grabbed by the, the vines and gets assaulted. We never see her again. That's horrible. Bobby Joe. Bye, Bobby Joe. More like, by be Joe. So, uh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We're, we, yeah, we're lost in the sauce at this boy. We're outside. We, or did we go outside? It's like we got to go rescue Bob, it's just the hottest chicken town. Right. Well, if you see my teeth, how am I going to get one of four women in town and the one of the four women my eight, well, kind of around my age half his age. Yeah. I know of around my age, but also, yeah, the one that's ashes like that, but it's just dead. All right. No, we're not going out there. We need to read up on these pages that your dad warned us about if I figure out what's going on. And this is the nice, I got to give it up to like Sam's got some balls because there's, they're setting up army of darkness in this movie, which they, I mean, this assume you're going to get a sequel is pretty, you know, ballsy. Now Sirius, you said that you were three first. So when you watch, when you watch evil that too, we were like, Oh, shit. They were, they were planning for this. You know, I don't really remember it was, I was a teenager. So I don't remember exactly that, but it's, yeah. That's the cool detail where it's like they pointed out and plain view, but it's easy. Yeah. So they mentioned the hero from the sky in 1300 AD, when the last time the book of the dead had, had been seen and we see a little drawing. It looks very similar to our hero with a chainsaw hand. Oh, shit. Is that who it was? I thought it was supposed to be melon, uh, fucking, uh, man, Max three, cap and walk, huh? I'm so sorry, my Jesus. So they read on and they're like, yeah, it all fits. You know, we've got to read this incantation. We'll make the spirit human and our physical will kill it or we'll open the passage. We got it. That's what we need to do. Let's do this. And then all of a sudden click. It's fucking Jake with a shotgun. It's like, we ain't doing shit until we get Bobby Joe. That's right. We got to go outside and they're like, no, we got the answers right here. Fuck your answers. Fuck your feeling. He's like, fax over feelings and he grabs and he's scared. He's doing the opposite. He's doing his feelings over his facts. And he grabs the pages and throws them in the cellar with Henrietta. That's all right. So he's like, we're going to go out there and get Bobby Joe. Man. So we're venturing outside into the woods again, which we know at nighttime, especially around these parts. You're going to get that POV demonite. Right. Demonoid? Deadite. Deadite. There it is. No, he's like, Bob a Joe, Bob a Joe. And then all of a sudden, ash gets possessed by the deadite. So is the demon, was the demon just completely removed from him and it returned? Yeah. Everything around for the people. But it can only get one person at a time. Yeah. Okay. No. What didn't in the first movie? It can get more than one at a time. It's just. Well, there's more. There's more deadites. Right. They join us. Okay. Whatever. So, ash is possessed. He starts attacking him. He runs back to the cabin, slams the door shut, bash is a grip, call them in the notes. I guess that means badass. It's badass. He is badass. And he's trying to get in. She grabs that fucking kendarion dagger waiting for, you know, because she's trying to like get to a safe spot and everything and then she starts hearing a rapping at the door. She just immediately lunges at whoever comes through it, but it's Jake from State Farm. And that was a good surprise. Yeah. It got me. Well, surprise Jake. More than anyone. Yeah. Because he's impaled on this fucking spine this HR gigger like fucking no. Giger. Yeah. That's not Giger. It's Giger. It's a guy. Is it? Yeah. I always said like you're too. Yeah, I think it's good. It's a guy. Giger. What is it? It's serious. What is HR? I was her tiger, but I don't really know. Oh, I always thought it was. I think it's Giger. I thought it was. I always said Giger. Giger. I don't know. I always thought that song. Gangnam Style is about Giger style. So he falls over because he's been impaled on a knife. Well, yeah, that'll do it. And Bash starts grabbing at him through the open door. Right. And he isn't able to penetrate because, of course, these demons, weak as fuck when it comes to planks of wood across the door frame. Well, yeah, they can knock doors open, but they can't go throw them up here. Exactly. So he's got to go look. Bad Ash is going to go look around for an easy way in. They want the easiest way in. Right. They want the wide open window door. And so we're left with Anne in there just trying to like kind of compose herself. She pulls Jake in with that fucking knife in his back. She doesn't even remove his back. It's in his belly. Or in his belly. She doesn't even remove it. She just pulls him in. Yeah. He tells her to. So she does yank it all. Oh, OK. Yeah. And she leaves him sadly next to that trap door where Henriette is that. You want to explain the scene, Sirius? Yeah. Yeah. So Henriette pops the door open and drives him in and we get buckets of blood spewing out. Yeah. I counted. That was more than a human body can hold. I'm sorry. It took me out again. You counted that? Yeah. I said eight leaders. You said that you did the point. How many how much blood do we have in our bodies? Pints, leaders. I don't know. I don't know. We're leaning on you for this one, Sirius. Gallons? That was like nine pints. Nine pints. Well, there were more than nine pints. Well, there was about 10 gallons. It's back now. We used that. I was going to tend to watch. It is actually very like watching a guar show. I don't know. This movie has made it should we open with baby raper? No, that seems to be. Would that get us kicked off of YouTube? I don't know. It's on YouTube. Good. Maybe won't. We'll listen later. Mark did an NPR set. I'm sure we're OK to use any guar song. So yeah, Jake's gone. We're not talking. And he's covered in blood and she finds a bash waiting for her. And he's about to kill her until he spots that necklace only he thinks is cool. Yeah. And he forces the demon out, his love for Linda, who he murdered very quickly. He did not try to reason whether or not. No. Why? Why? Why? Why not? So we start regaining his humanity and everything. We see his face start returning to Bruce Campbell, handsomeness. And then Annie tries to hit him with an axe. He's like, no, I'm back. Yeah. I'm safe. I'm back again. Yeah. And she's back. Tell the friend. Tell him. And he's doing an M&M rap, everybody. Yeah. M&M. I hope so. Who is yourself? Hey, if we're going to talk about a Detroit artist who actually, you know, is sane in the brain, it's him. Because Ted Nugent is fucking insane. What's the other one? Kid rocks. Fuck. Hey, these lame clown posse's are in there, they're not they're insane clown posse by J is Dorsing Kamala is promote. Yeah. All right. So they're like, we got to go on the seller and get those pages. We got to end this shit. So Ash is like, all right, I'll do it. But I got it first. I got to gear up. Yeah. Go out to the woods, very industrious guy that he's like a like a MacGyver of like deadly weapons. Yeah. So this is one of the fucking coolest scenes. You get a gear up scene was this is exciting for you when you first saw it or maybe when you returned to it as a doll, because the gear up scene is always fucking awesome, right? It's always fun. It I think I liked it even the first time I saw it and of course he has the famous groovy line there. So. Yeah. But not before he saw us off the shotgun road motor style. Mm hmm. Right. So you can throw back to your favorite movie. This is how you pay homage to a cool movie. You have an Easter egg. You can easily miss. We both miss the Freddy Krueger glove happening in here. That's how you do this shit. You don't do it with the wink. You just make it happen and you move on because it's your movie. Ash chainsaws through the trap door because they lost the key goes down. It's all quiet on the Western front. That's another book. It's true. That is a book and there's a there's a door down there. We're like, oh shit, something's gonna be on that door. No, we just opened it up. It seemed like he was easy because he throws the pages just in the cellar. So why would the pages be behind this cellar door because Henry has hiding them because if this can get rid of the dead eyes, right? Why don't you even or something, you know, right? Well, then we wouldn't have them. Right. I mean, yeah, I guess so. Maybe, maybe it's harmful. Maybe it would hurt the demon. Oh, we don't know. Maybe they were indestructible. Oh, yeah. There you have laminated. I didn't notice a shine on those pages. That's why the blood didn't ruin them. That's right. Oh, so. Well, you know, the trouble putting pages in a shadow box, you're going to laminate. Well, yeah, you don't want those fucking things to tear. They're so old. Right. They're at least a thousand years old. Exactly. And you know, Ed's jerking off over those pages. You know what? Those pages all over them. So we get some more jump scares because he goes down to the boiler room. I thought this is where Freddy Krueger's fucking glove is going to be because there's a now elaborate. It is, it is a fretting situation shock that in this whole episode, me saying edges on the book, the pages of the dead was the one that was the one where he's like, no, stop, no, too far, too far. A bridge too far. It's another book. So I think he finds the pages where we're in the home threat, where they are, we're right on track by normal October, we're into November right now, and he heads up stairs, a hands him to Annie, and then Henrietta pops up and snatches ash, but yeah, just as he seems like he's getting up the stairs, and starts reading off the pages, doesn't she? Yeah. And everything seems to be going perfectly planned, microwave timing. Well she goes down towards the trap door to see what's, is ash okay. And then Henrietta, as you throw accurately, put it in her notes, Baron Harkon and stops it and starts floating, balsamic vinegar dripping from the ceiling down to her. Oh, man. I forgot I put that in the notes since I did these so much jumps out of the cellar. It's a cat bitch to fight. And they have a little fight. So there's a part. Go ahead. Go ahead. The fire that there's a part when Henrietta is floating around, at one point, Ted Raimi fell or something, and Henrietta ripped, and when he's flying around on the ceiling, you can see that his butt is ripped open. And then there's another part where you can see this jet of sweat coming out of the ear, because he would sweat so much in that costume, that they could, like, when they took the feet off, they could just pour sweat out. Oh, Jesus Christ. He really was tortured in that movie. That Jesus, man. When people hear about the story next week that I had to go through, I was questioning everybody's costume toys. Right. You're going to have to tune in next week with Law Your Mind, the story we got to tell. I don't understand how people can compose themselves in these types of situations. So many, I, like I said, Griff almost died. I almost beat the shit out of some guy wearing a mouthguard. Yeah. Anyway. So they're fighting the demon and fucking Ash is losing. So Henrietta, not Henrietta, and he's like, I got it. I'll, I'll, I'll try to get my mother back out this demonic possession by singing Mockingbird. Mockingbird. Mockingbird. It distracts Henrietta enough that Ash has time to bury that chainsaw on her back. I saw your saws, I saw your saws, swallow this giant explosion. All right. Everything's calming down. Trees are rustless outside. That's right. It's like, it's like the scene out of Wizard of the Oz, they're throwing apples at the cabin. How did they do all this shit? Like, what the fuck is going on here because they have giant, like, tree people. Tree popped a boner. Did you notice that? Like, it was like, it did. Well, we, we established that trees are horny because they're raping women in the forest. I saw that. I don't know. Is this. Oh, you saw a boner? You didn't notice that. Yeah. You see it go back to it. It's like going, like, this root, like, shoots right off. This is coming off like one of those, like, there was a little mermaid cover with a giant erection on it. That's what this is coming off as. Go back and watch it on a laser disc. You may not be able to see it on. Yeah. BHS. Okay. Okay. So the, the trees are bashing the, the house, you get a nice little miniature house getting bashed by some tree. You are selling it so short. I love the scene. Blow your mind. No, it really did. I really enjoyed the scenes of like the trees approaching the cabin, the giant face coming in through the front door. All this shit was so cool to me. Maybe it's just because all this shit would be CGI nowadays and just be like, okay. But watching all the fucking practical facts of these, this scene and all the anarchy that is happening on this house is awesome. Annie gets the first passage out, which makes the, the dead eye physical form. So it can be, I guess killed and it can be sent into a rift. No. Well, that's what handmade is a forest, I think. Oh, okay. Okay. That makes sense, son. So as she's about to do the second passage to open the rift, that's when like a big demon head burst through the door. Okay. The hands start grabbing at Ash. Okay. Okay. And she gets stabbed in the back with, did she get stabbed back with a knife? The, the Kandarian, yeah, the Kandarian, the Kandarian dagger, the hand stabs, the hand shows up again. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. That's sneaky. So she's, you know, fucked up. Ash is trapped in this like tree hand and he's been, he's going to get eaten by the demon head and Annie comes to it. She just finally utters out the last lines from that second passage, which opens a rift into time and space and Ash revs up that chainsaw. So I start chopping at the face of the demon. That's right. He's being pulled into the giant demon face and everything, but the demon face has nothing to protect itself. So Ash has a chainsaw and just starts fucking hammering it. Right. Do what you're going to do. Yeah. This sucks the demon in and the cabin door slams shut behind him. That's right. Ash is like, great fucking job, Annie. She's dead. She's just laying there dead. And then the rift hasn't closed yet. So it starts sucking as you do it. And we also point out another callback to fucking a road warrior. He gets a little like gray streak in the side of his head, like Maxia, and he gets pulled into the rift. They're just the Delta 88. And the Delta 80? Yeah. You're right. And this is where we get the beginning of our mid-darkness happens here where the delta crashes and then a man from the sky crashed, Mr. Walker as you walk off. And he's surrounded by knights. We're back in 1300 AD where the whole fucking dead-eyed shit started. And they're like, kill this motherfucker. It's a dead-eyed. And then a real dead-eyed, it starts like this like harpy type like demon creature flies at him. Ash pulls out that boomstick of his boom, blows it away. And the knights are like, fuck yeah, this guy rules, ash, ash, ash. This is awesome, ash, ash, ash, and he's like, nah, I'm back in fucking where there's no fucking plumbing. And wipe my ass with like fucking leaf or some shit. Oh. Also the knight that says it, that's a samurai and a cameo. I recognized the dick, but hey, we've established, I've seen, I've showered a samurai. Yeah. And I felt pretty inadequate. I don't want to. Hey, I love the ladies. Want to put that out there? Put that out there. Oh, you got it. You got to check. You had to compare. How am I holding up? I just liked that when I was a young teen. It was a thing whenever you were about to say something complimentary about a man, you had to say no homo. And President Trump made it cool again to say no homo, Arnold Palmer, biggest dick I've ever seen in a man. He sure, I almost, I thought it was a golf club. It was. I almost showed you a picture when I was at one of my estate sales today. The guy had a perfectly sealed copy of showed out a little Tokyo. Wow, you didn't buy that. Why what? That's our number one movie on YouTube. Should I have bought it? It literally over a little bit away. People have listened to like, yeah, and by listen, I mean, listen to the first 10 seconds that this is shit. Where's the movie? Yeah. Where's the movie? I've learned. Where's the movie in 45 languages? Yeah. Yeah. Fuck you, YouTube people. All right. So there you have it, fantastic stories. You made me see the movie through new eyes. I won't written it off. I'd be like, fuck that silly ass movie. And thanks to you, I go, hey, it's a pretty good movie. Good. I'm glad. All right. Glad you did it. I'm glad. I am. I'm glad to have you on. I'm glad you came back you for round two. I don't know if you're going to come back after this episode. You're like four hours. I don't know if I can handle you. That's why we always start people with tippy tabs. Right. We got to feel you out. The full episode. Are you enough strong and you've proven. It's an attack. We're enough strong. It is a marathon. You're not strong because we get off track often. You think so? Yeah. Considering we have probably like 90 minutes on the cuttering floor of just us, you know, talking. Yeah. That's how these go. So thank you for coming on, Suiz. It was great. Thank you. I hope to hope to have you back on in the future. Thank you for having me. I had fun. It was nice to conclude our October with a treat as well after what Mike monster Mike monster Mike emphasized monster in that because Mike put us through the ringer this month. Yeah, that was wrong. Hey, I enjoyed for a 13th five, but the rest. Yeah. Some of those were some of those were really rough. And evil that too was absolute fucking pleasure. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. So ends officially the Halloween season, ghoul and globlin theater. Once again, goes back to goal and global theater. We go back to what you love action movies. Is that what we do? I forgot. This one felt like a year. You know what? I'm upset about people not listening this month, but you know what I'm going to do? Because our two months that no one listens, it's locked over and black exploitation history month. Yeah. I'm doubling down. I think I'm going to do black exploitation horror movies for all the February. I like it. Rub you in your face. I love it. Ungrateful. And then you have to deal with your racism. Right. Yeah. So I think I'm going to do that. And if you guys are fans of the good Halloween and Friday 13th movies, sorry, I put that in the hands of Mike's. We're never going back to these series ever again. Never. I'm not. There's no meat on those bones. Right. I think in next year, we're going to do werewolf movies. I like it. Yeah. Can we just do red, brown horror movies, even if we've already done them? I don't think he's, I think he only did one and we've already done it. Oh, okay. What? Hey, what is your everybody? What's your favorite classic monster? You know, like Dracula, Frankenstein, Wolf man, creature from the black. Once again, the best answer series. Remind melding here. The werewolf. Wolf man's the best monster. I have a poster of him on my living room. Oh, you can I don't know. Oh, I'm a swamp thing guy and I know he's not an official. So I have to take a picture from the black. The picture from the black. They call. Oh, man. Great design. Movie was kind of lacking and one of the coolest looking creatures from that era. But I love the nature aspect of it all. I love the swamp thing. And so creatures, the closest thing to like a nature's monster coming back to hunt the white man. So that's what it is. Well, the white. I love those underwater scenes in the 3D web. We loved them until a kid wouldn't shut the fuck up. Well, we're going to make up for it because we can go to the Redford tonight and see a silent movie. A silent movie. So hopefully it will be a silent movie. All right. So next week we're back to action, Griff. The most dangerous game. That movie has inspired so many, we've done at least 15 of them on our show at least. I started my October with maybe one of the originals. It was from like 1930 or so we've done 15, we're going to do 16. But this one has iced tea. Oh my God. What the fuck? It gets better, Griff. No, it doesn't. First of all, fuck you. iced tea is cool. It's got Gary Busey and it has G&G favorite Rucker Howard. They're hunting iced tea. Like the little movie called Surviving the Game. Mike put it on your plex so we can watch it. So we're back to act, we're back in action next week, but before that we have one more day for you all to keep it spooky.
Cerise returns to help shower this timeless gem with love.
Horror month is officially over now jerks.