[MUSIC PLAYING] Live from our studios in Austin, Texas, this is "Drink and Bros Fake News" with Ross Patterson, Dan Holloway, Papa G with "The Travel." [MUSIC PLAYING] How you feel? You look good. Yeah. The field reporter, Hot Boss, and Delco Dan Sports. [MUSIC PLAYING] Welcome to "Fake News." [MUSIC PLAYING] Yeah, welcome to "Drink and Bros Fake News." Everybody bringing you the realest, fakest news. From over the weekend here, I find it odd, Anthony, that we try to go live. And as soon as we start talking about sex trafficking before the show starts, it's coming. Oh, there it is. Damn, Diddy. Damn, Diddy. You can't even be a link to this one. Shit. [MUSIC PLAYING] Oh, why? [MUSIC PLAYING] Puff Daddy. [MUSIC PLAYING] Notorious B.I.G. [MUSIC PLAYING] So many hits over the years. Now, he might be in prison with R. Kelly doing a duo here. I'm back where I belong. It's probably jail. Never felt so strong now, damn. Right now, if you're on Patreon with us live, federal agents are raiding Puff Daddy's houses all across America. They have currently raided his house in Homely Hills, which is in Los Angeles, where half lives. You can see his kids being arrested right now live on air here. It appears to be Justin Combs that they're putting in the front yard over there. A one-time prospect for USC. They're raiding the house in Miami as we speak. And they're raiding the house in New York as we speak. All of it is in relation to sex trafficking right now. And that's all the info we have as this story breaks live here. But Dan, you worked in Homeland Security. What kind of planning does this entail if you're going to raid all these houses all over the United States without him knowing? Clearly, as kids are there and they're arrested and they're sitting in the front yard right now, so they didn't know. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. What planning is involved, they planned the op. Like, each individual team would have planned out their own shit. They want to-- But how far in advance for house raids? I don't know, not that far. I mean, it's standard stuff. If they send an ERT, or HRT, or whatever the fuck they're using, I don't think it would have been. It wouldn't have been like the bin Laden raid where they set up two months in advance and build an identical structure and go through it a bunch of times, you know what I mean? So like a week, maybe? OK. Probably something like that. But who knows how long they've been building this case? Usually if it's going to be a multi-tiered raid like this against a big target, they would have kept all this shit on the hush for a long time. Yeah, because we followed this story a while back on Ross Patterson Revolution. And it was when the allegations first started. First, it was just one girl who was an ex-girlfriend. And she filed a massive lawsuit. She got paid off within around 12 to 14 hours. And then everybody thought it was done. Well, then three other people jumped in. And then, ironically, $0.50 funded a documentary about the sex charges that have gone under the radar over the years. And $0.50 is putting out a documentary against Diddy coming out this fall. Oh, really? Because that's how they were boys. So did I. I don't know what happened. But he completely entirely funded this documentary about Diddy. His security guards came forward against him. Ex-girlfriend came forward against him. And then three other women in New York under that loophole that they tried to get Donald Trump on for that Eugene Carroll shit also filed rape charges as far back as the '90s here. If it's trafficking, doesn't that involve shipping girls in and out of state? Yeah. I mean, the laws on trafficking are kind of interesting, actually. So like, you remember the Matt Gates thing back in the day, what they tried to charge him was if the woman is under 18, or the person is under 18 years old, just if she gets in the car with you and drives to another state, technically is trafficking, right? If she's not your relative or whatever the fuck. Right. I don't think that's what this is, though. I'm guessing that this is more along the lines of what the Tate brothers are doing. It's probably like some kind of camgirl bullshit where there were people who didn't want to be there or people who shouldn't have been there. That would be my guess. But I have no idea about that specifically. But there's some actual news. Oh, is there? This is-- look at that. Dan got a new dog. Boom, look at that. OK. So where did you get the puppy? First of all, let's start off there. Would you get the puppy? I trafficked him from P. Diddy. A very expensive breeder. Yeah. Because we don't believe in rescues. No, rescued from what, you know? Well, you got to rescue him from a very expensive breeder. That's what I do. That's what I've done in the past there. What are you going to name the dog? Right now, it's between Harry because his tail is like a lightning bolt like Harry Potter's scar on his face. Boom. Or OJ. There we go. Round of applause. Let's name the dog OJ. What do you guys come get this much? One of you guys come grab this dog before she gets out of control here. For those of you who saw the new Beetlejuice trailer that just dropped over the weekends, the last line in it before Beetlejuice pops up is Michael Keaton saying, the juice is loose. I love it. I think we've got to go OJ with the dog. We'll see. We'll see. I've got to get to know his personality for a little while first. If I get the sense that he would brutally murder two people, then it's pretty clear who to choose. Yeah. Yeah. OJ. I mean, Harry Potter, that's so fucking gay, dude. You can't do that. Why is a gay little dog? Well, I guess so. That's true. That's true. And before we get to the memes, we always do the memes here on the show on the Monday. Fake news edition here. Bob can't get the dog in her control. Bob, come across camera, Bob. It's fine now. The dog's already run through the set, OK? Grab the dog. One of our listeners is grab the dog there, right? I don't know where he is. There's nobody watching this, by the way. Why not? There's like 30 people in here because the link's all fucked up. It's not. It works now. It's eligible. So you can go on Patreon and look at it and watch it. It is. It is. I checked the box. I found the box. OK. What's in the box, though? What's in the box, though? Is it going to paltrow's head? Yeah. All right. And then real quick news that's real to start off the show today, Lizette. We don't know where Lizette is at. Lizette, Sandoval is still missing. Yeah, I know a lot of you reached out asking about her whereabouts. We don't know. We don't know. One lesson actually on Twitter found maybe a public court case she was involved in. State of Texas versus Sandoval. Was it Lizette? That was for some kind of-- hold on. Let me see. Well, let's pop up her picture one more time here. Now this is a stock photo. Yeah, we don't know if this is her or not. We don't have no idea. We just had Bob look up a random Latinx-- Text that word. --and a road guard vest. And that was pretty much the end of it, so. I hope she looks like this, but I don't know. If she looks like this, we definitely need to find her. Yes. Yes, we do. And make sure that she's very, very safe and in good hands. But I will say this. Our neighbor, the guys who in the building's next to us, they said, hey, did text.call you. I was like, yeah, they weren't fucking two ants about it. And neither are we, because they're going to rip down the goddamn studio. And he said, yeah, I was on the call with him. And he goes, did you talk to Lizette by any chance? And I go, no, she fucking left. I go, did you talk to Lizette? And he goes, yes. And he goes, that's the dumbest person I've ever talked to in my entire life. Well, I kind of felt bad about this, but I don't anymore. So it's state of Texas versus Lizette Sandoval, DBA, doing business as savvy with two V's skin studio. So she got, there was some kind of court case with, again, the state versus her, like, I guess, aesthetic company or whatever the fuck they're called. So the state was showing her? I don't know if it's a civil lawsuit or a criminal charge or whatever, but there's other businesses named. So it seems like it may have been civil. - Wow, is it the same person? - Maybe that's where she had to go. She had to go fucking check in for probation or something. - Do we know this is the same person? - No, that Lizette Sandoval, there's probably a million of them. I mean, in Texas, I don't even, we don't know for sure that she even lives in Texas because that company is a contractor that she works for. She does a work for Text Dot. She works for the contracting agency. She could be in the fucking Philippines for all we know. - We don't know, we don't know. But if you're out there, prayers up, hand emojis, everything else, call Text Dot and just ask where Lizette Sandoval is. They have not rescheduled that meeting either. - Yeah, and if you see any Latinx woman out in public, ask her if she's Lizette Sandoval. And then if she's not, ask her if she's seen Lizette Sandoval and she hasn't asked her if she's heard of Lizette Sandoval. - Because we're trying to establish a pattern of life here. - Yeah, we gotta know. We gotta know what happened to her. We did have some other listeners hit us up. One that works for not a Text Dot, but you know, whatever they call it in whatever state they're in. And he goes, "Yeah, man, they can fucking switch "it's 60 feet the other way if they wanted to. "Would it make the curve a little more?" He's like, "Yeah, but who gives a shift "at the end of the day?" And I was like, "I agree." - One suggestion I got, and I think we should actually look into this, is to request from them, 'cause the guy said, "Oh, we've looked at a lot of different plans." Okay, let's show me the plans that involved cutting into that property. - Right. - 'Cause if you have them, I'd love to see-- - Same, I would love to see them. - Or did you not ever consider it because he's a powerful attorney at Downtown Austin. - Well, the Text Dot workers who were out here in the yard, a couple of them listened to the show, they were like, "Never did it over there." So they never did it over there. Never even bothered. And I appreciated their honesty. - So what is that, it's a crime to lie to a cop, right? Is it a crime for a public service worker to lie to the public that they're servicing? - I don't know, but I've played a cop on TV, so I feel like I kind of fall under the same jurisdiction. - Well, maybe we can have these rushing guys look into it. - Oh, that'd be great. - We'll get to that. - Yeah, we'll get to that because who knows what the fuck happened in Moscow over the weekend, crazy shit. But first, the memes, you were laughing, out loud before the show started. How dark is this gonna get today on Patreon? - Well, it's interesting you use the word dark. - Oh, boy. - I already know where we're going with this. I already know a skin tone where we're headed here. What's the first one? - This first one's called Drop the Beat. - Drop that beat, excuse me. - That's beats. Read the words there, Bob? - The hardest edit I have ever seen. - Okay. (upbeat music) - Holy shit. (upbeat music) - Let's go song. - It's not the song for the audio listeners out there. Somebody has stitched together about 24 different angles of planes hitting the twin towers. - Yeah, and every time the bass hits, it's a new explosion. - It's a new plane hitting the building there. - I thought it was creative. - I know. - Jared said that one, actually. - Did he really? - Of course he did. - Of course he did. - Of course he did. What do we get up next? - This next one's called Atlanta. - Oh boy. - That's where it starts getting dark. - Yeah. - Read it first. - Someone on Twitter says, "We need a slur for the people of Atlanta." - Oh, fuck. Okay. Rest by. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - The end word. (laughing) - Oh man, that's good. - Wow, dude. What was Trump referring to him? - Who the fuck knows? I don't know. - 'Cause these deep fakes, I guarantee you, he gets hit with one of them. You know, Carrie Lakes just got hit with one of them today. - Is it hot? - Yeah. - I'll watch it if she's getting dug out. - Well, she's not getting dug out. - I don't care about her saying stuff. - They're inserting words into your mouth. I'm telling you that's gonna happen this election. I guarantee you, there's gonna be a video that is played with Trump saying the end word. - Maybe. This next one's called Careless Killer. - Careless Killer? - Keller. - Like Helen Keller. - Like Helen Keller, okay. So it's Careless Whisper, but it's a song by Helen Keller. - Okay. - This is made with Voiceify AI. All right, press play. (upbeat music) (laughing) - Holy, oh man, this keeps going. - Dude, dude. Oh my God. Oh boy, if you're in your car right now and you're ordering your kids like Chick-fil-A to drive through. (laughing) Good luck, asshole. This is probably the part in the episode where Phil Burger pulls up to his house with his windows down. - Yeah. - His wife's sitting out front. - Supreme Court Justice in North Carolina. - Oh boy. - Yeah, that's a good one. - Shout out Phil Burger. - Bob, what'd you think of that? - It got me. - Yeah. - It got me. - It got me too, man. Who is that? Who, what account is that? Who made that? - Let me go back to real quick. - It's really fucking funny. - Throw your meme. - Throw your meme. - Yeah. - I also enjoyed this comment, the Honda Civic at 3 a.m. (laughing) - I don't know why, let me laugh. - Oh boy. - This next one's called Reading is Fundamental. Reading is Fundamental. - All right, read aloud, Bob. - That's how it feels to read books in public to look smarter. And then the title of the book, it's a woman reading a book. Title of the book is 328 pages of just the N word. - Yeah. - Over and over again. - Over and over again. There you go. - Could you imagine if you actually saw that out in public? - I'll print that right now. (laughing) Print that right now. Best seller. Automatic. - Still is. - Still is bitch. - Still is. I listened to that song five times over the weekend. That Kavanaugh song never gets old. - Good song. - It is a great song, dude. - This next one is Brutal. This might be the worst thing we've ever done. - Come on. - It's called Royal Cancer. - Oh fuck. All right, somebody sent this to me too. And it's Prince William with his son in his lap on a tractor and it says digging a grave for mommy. - But to be honest, it should say digging a grave for mommy and grandpa. - Yeah, they're both going at the same time. I've got to apologize on RPR tomorrow. - I fucking, I thought she was dead and turns out. - Well, maybe she is. - Yeah. - Yeah. - We just don't know yet. - Shit. Shit. - Dead man walking. - Yeah. - This next one is called racist Captain America. - Racist Captain America. - And it's a sketch. - Right. - Yep. - Okay. - Back. - I think we got a spy amongst us. - A spy. - Right. - The jacket. - What the? - He's Korean. - What the? - What does that mean? - They're all the same? - What happened? He's so racist. - Well, he lived through the 1930s and 40s. I mean, it would stand a reason that it was completely acceptable back then for a white in New York and if you have certainly racist. - Hey, Jen Suck, can I get a lucky strike? Preferably unfiltered? - None of that sissy shit. - You can't smoke in here? - It's, I guess, a lot. - Guys, the Nazis won't, didn't they? What is this, the seventh, eighth round? - No, actually, it's quite the opposite. In fact, we now even have a black president (screaming) - Don't you ever take that tone with me again, you dumb broad, it's not a funny joke. - I'm a lesbian, don't f*ck with me. - The f*ck is a black president. - What? - It's not a joke. We do have a black president, we just reelected him. - I don't even know what to say stands for anymore. - Proud of me, he's asshole. - F*ck. - Yeah. - That's great. - What's up, that's a good idea, actually. I always wondered about that. - If Captain America was here today, would he save America? - Yeah, and no, he wouldn't. - And Bucky, you know, Bucky Barnes. - Yeah. - The Winter Soldier, they both came up in a time when it was, you know, different. - Sure did. - Segregated, some might say. - Now they're having a lot of problems with the new Captain America movie. - Oh, really? - Yep. - Is it a segregation related problems? - Sort of, they get a black guy playing the new Captain America. - Anthony Mackie? - Yeah. - He's a good actor, what's the problem? - He is. It is not testing well, and they're trying to figure out what to do with it. - Because it's not Chris Evans, he is Captain America. - Look. - That mean, I don't know why they thought it was gonna go well. The fucking, the Disney series they did, I don't think was very good. - It was the, remember how they released like three, four series in a row? That was the worst of them. - It was, was it worst in Hawkeye? - I loved Hawkeye, actually. So that's the one that everybody was worried about sucking because he doesn't actually have any powers, right? - Sure. - But neither, I guess neither is Anthony Mackie, but Jeremy Renner is a great actor. Not that Anthony Mackie's not. I just thought pulling Mackie into the role of trying to be Chris Evans after all this time was like, that's not gonna work, man. - I mean, also Hawkeye had fucking Florence Pugh and Hailey Steinfeld. - That'll do it. - Yeah. - It was pretty loaded. - Yeah. - And Loki was really good. Loki, like I watched that, Loki was really good. What was the other one? - Jeremy Renner found out in real life that he had no superpowers when he got ran over by his own snowplot. - I think he's actually got bionic legs now though. So ironically, super powered after the fact. - Ah! - Which is interesting. - Yeah, good for him. - This last one is called, warrant in utero. - Warrant in utero, okay? Oh fuck. Bob, reel out please. - Well, it is a reel but the caption says, oh look, he already has a warrant. It is a black woman getting an ultrasound, presumably a child. - Baby's first warrant black as well. - She looks to be in her third trimester. She is smiling though at the screen at the doctor's news. So it does appear as if the woman does know that the baby has a warrant. So good for her. This is a great one. What page is that? - In City as J82. - Okay, good for them. We'll give him a shout out, why not? That's a funny one. Is the baby laughing in that too, Bob? There was no violence. - I can't, yeah. - Ah, that's good. Ah, that's good. All right, let's get to the news, shall we? First up here, besides Diddy, Jesus Christ. That story won't fall tomorrow and we'll figure all that out. But it's going on now. Is the Moscow massacre? - Wait, we don't, by the way, on that Diddy thing, we don't know that it was women being trafficked. - Could have been dudes. - Just on what you hear about him. Could have been dudes. - Could have been dudes as well. - Right. - See? - Georgia. - Maybe. Maybe that's where Georgia was. Every people always ask, where's Georgia? Like, I think maybe Diddy got him. - You think Diddy got him? - Or the Tate's. - Could be. - Somebody got him. - Tate's are in jail, Diddy's about to be in jail. Moscow massacres up first, four men accused of staging the Russia concert hall attack that killed more than 130 people, appeared before a Moscow court. Sunday showing signs of severe beatings as they faced formal terrorism charges. One appeared to be barely conscious during the hearing. You have photos of this video? Oh, shit, is that them? - Yeah, that dude, like, is he's falling asleep during the hearing shit. - Oh, shit. - They fucked his ass up. By the way, this is the appropriate way to handle chairs. - Sure is. Sure, the fuck is. - Beat them to death and cut their ears off and feed it to them, so on and so forth. - So it was rumored that one of them they'd cut his ear off and then fed it to him and got him to swallow it. I saw the photo of him all bandage up afterwards. Also, it appears they broke his nose in 38 different places, too. I mean, it was blood everywhere. - Well, you know, so. - That's what he gets worried about him. - Are these the guys, Bob? Pop them up 'cause I haven't seen these guys. - Why'd they blur his hog out? I want to see his hog. - That's right. That's them chopping off the ear. - Oh, that's from the State Department. - Okay. - I don't know. - So those were the four guys total there? - Yeah. - Okay, I haven't seen them yet. - Now, the interesting part about all of this and the aftermath of all is they found four people. One of them was apparently trying to cross into Ukraine. - Okay. - And look, you could say they're doing that because it's a war border and it's chaotic, so it would be easier to escape that way, maybe. Or you could say the more reasonable thing, which is Ukraine was probably involved in this shit, to be honest, right? I don't know if that's true or not. It's definitely like, I don't know. I saw some of the footage of this stuff. Not sure I believe they're ISIS fighters based on the way they moved through. Bob, do you want to play the footage? Are we gonna ding down YouTube for playing the footage? - Yes, we will. - Them going through shooting people. - 100% we will. So I would not play that footage. - Well, play it for me. Put it on the full screen and play it for me almost a year. - Yeah, 'cause a lot of people have been asking me to get your thoughts and opinions on this of whoever it was. So right after this happened, ISIS did take responsibility for this. - Of course they did, yeah. - Why? I haven't heard of ISIS in a little bit. - 'Cause we made ISIS. We created this shit. ISIS started as the sons of Iraq, SOI in Iraq. There were a bunch of fucking Sunni guys who were fighting back against the Shia who had, so in Iraq, 83% Shia, minority is Sunni. But Sunni bath party was in charge there for years, right? Under Saddam Hussein. So they were getting their fucking revenge afterwards. They were fucking people up. And that was primarily what we were fighting for a lot of the Iraq part. Was just trying to stabilize the country because the Shia were back, Iran is a majority Shia as well. So they were backed by Iran and they were just fucking up the whole country. So we created this group, and I remember being involved in, like directly involved in this. We trained up these fucking Iraqi dumb dums and put them on, put checkpoints all throughout the Saudi city area, right? - Okay. - To make sure, like around the perimeter of the Saudi city area, 'cause the Saudi city is pretty much all Shia. And then we trained them, we equipped them as we do, right? And then we'd set them loose and then they became ISIS. Once we pulled out of Iraq, they're the ones that took over Mosul and Erbil and all this other stuff. - Okay. - That's the group who did it. So we created these motherfuckers. So I don't know, I mean, anytime I see any kind of attack of any sort, it's easy to say, "Oh, just fucking Russians or Muslims." But, you know, why wouldn't you just assume that it's your own fucking country doing this stuff based on everything they've done to us? - Right. - And everything they've done to other countries historically. - Bob, the footage you should be looking for here is from the second floor of a mall looking down. And that's where you can see the gunmen come in to the mall and start lighting people up. And then they move to the concert hall later. There's no, no, it's from above. - Well, maybe that spliced in. Go to later in that video and see if it changes. No, that's all from around. - No, you will see it starting from the top. I've watched it over the weekend a few times. - I don't know if we got taken down or not. - I know the video you're talking about. - Okay. - I saw it a couple days ago, but I've not seen it on my start. Here we go. - There you go, right there. - Yeah, we'll blow this up for Dan here. - Yeah, so this guy in the back looks like he's getting his weapon ready and it almost looked like he performed remedial action. This glass guy right here that's catching up with everybody. Like what's he did? The way he turns his rifle sideways like that is called putting the weapon in your workspace, right? It's where I can see the chamber open. So when I rack around and they're from performing sports or like corrective action or something like that, I can actually see down in there. Now, maybe it's a coincidence. Maybe he's just fumbling the weapon around. But the way they walked in there and the way he's manipulating that rifle doesn't look like some fucking Bedouin Isis guy to me, frankly, right? Now we've seen this shit in Haiti over the weekend as well. There are a lot of people in masks running around Haiti clipping people over the weekend. And they are sea clamping their weapons, sea clamp like over the edge of the weapon like an operator like we shoot in real life. It's like, yeah, there's operators all over the place in Haiti right now. American and other countries are down there fucking people up right now. That's an absolute fact. So that makes sense. But to see it in a terrorist attack in Russia, that's pretty bizarre, frankly. To see somebody manipulating a weapon in the way that they're supposed to during a terrorist attack is not common. - So what's your best guess after looking at this footage, would you say this is Isis? Or would you say this is potential Ukrainian soldiers or a false flag stitch where Russia set this up on their own? Because a lot of people speculating that it's that as well. - I would believe any of those things. But what we know for sure is that during this particular conflict, there's only been one entity that's conducted a terrorist attack. And that is Ukraine with the aid of the CIA, the Nord Stream 2 explosion. We know for a fact Ukraine did that, right? And the agency plotted and paid for it. - Now, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say, "There's zero chance that we were involved, the United States." - What the fuck are you talking about? - I'm asking. - Why would you say that? - What about what's happened with the United States foreign policy, especially recently, makes you think that they wouldn't be involved in something like this. - Well, that's when I'm asking you. - Have you heard of Operation Northwoods? - Yeah. - Where we were gonna fucking bomb Miami and pretend it was Cuba, so we get a vague Cuba? Like this shouldn't have been the 60s, yeah. - So I don't know, I mean, the truth is, very few people know exactly what happened here. I don't believe anybody from our country, I don't believe anybody from Ukraine, I don't believe anybody from Russia, and I obviously don't believe ISIS. But a scenario I could see playing out, so like when you say, was the US involved? Like, okay, well did they know about it? Did they, the way some of the things-- - So they did, and they-- - They definitely knew about it. - And they put out a statement correct, a week ago, and said, "Hey, we're expecting this terrorist attack in the next 48 hours, let's clear out the embassies." - So here's how operations like this happened, that aren't just planned at the terrorist level. Like if you were trying to get on, or if you were trying to get somebody clipped, like in a real way, not like retards that get caught by the feds all the time, I'm talking about the dark web. You have handlers that are out there, people that are usually in finance that handle these assets that are all over the world. They'll have postings on the dark web, they operate and telegraph and signal and shit like that. They send, and you never know who you're working for, you just know it's money for the most part. Like you might know who your handler is, but you never know who you're working for. And he just keeps cutouts like that all over the place. They keep cut out, like if we need to clip somebody and have deniability about it, there's headers out there that we'll fucking reach out to through a third party, and they'll kill the person. That's nothing new, it's been going on forever. So if you say it was American Vault, did a slush fund get raided, and some of that money gets sent into a fucking handler's hands and he fucking financed this thing, that's absolutely possible. I have no proof that it happened, but do you trust our government? 'Cause I sure as shit don't. - No, and I'll go back to what the media is pushing on all sides here is this funding package for the border bill that's specifically going to Ukraine and Russia, I'm sorry, Ukraine to fight this Russian war and everything else. If you're trying to keep these wars going, and then pay off the military industrial complex and make sure shit like that, this is certainly going to help your cause. Because as far as I know, Vladimir Putin is claiming it's Ukraine, ISIS is taking responsibility publicly. - Well it doesn't help again that one of the primary targets was trying to cross back into Ukraine. - Right. - After, so it'll be, I mean they all, so all these dudes pled guilty. I don't know what, if anything they've said about Ukraine specifically, I don't think that's been made public yet, but a guy with his face caved in, how much can you believe him, to be honest, right? - One guy's got his ear cut off, the other one they just wheeled in and a makeshift wheelchair, let's-- - Let me clarify, torture absolutely works. That's why we've done it, every culture has done it since the fucking beginning of humanity, so it'll tell me it doesn't fucking work. But what works is, you have a dossier of known information, facts, right? I know these things to be true, there's no question that they're true. And then I ask this person questions under duress, right? And see if their truth matches the truth, and where it doesn't, and one of the secrets to an interrogation like that is you don't ask questions that you don't know the answer to already, until they're fucking done, until they're done lying to you, right? - Yeah. - So you beat the fuck out of them, make them tell the truth about, like stuff that doesn't even matter, their fucking name, you know what I mean, shit like that. Stuff that you can verify, 'cause then you're in their head. They know that you know whether it's true or not when they're lying or when they're telling the truth. That's when you get the information out of them, it's a process. - So this guy was arrested at the Ukrainian border? - One of them was, one of the four was correct, yeah. That's a seven hour drive from Moscow. - Yeah, well the next day when they arrested them. - Yeah, so I mean it's doable. - I mean it's impressive that he even got that far. - Oh yeah, if you have a car, I mean that's easily doable. - Yeah, but in an authoritarian country like Russia, it is a little bit more difficult. - And if you look like a fucking Muslim in the middle of one of the widest countries on earth. - But not all of those dudes look particularly Muslim, did they, one of them? - No, these two did. - Like two of them did, the other two did not. I think, I think-- - Yeah, pop the pics open here. - Like two of them were Chechens, I believe, or something like that, if I'm not mistaken, or maybe just from that area. - Did they do any glamour shots when they were at that mall or are these all we got here, Bob? - I think these are the best ones we got. - Keep hosting the same guy over. - No, no, this is, here's Ear Guy, that's number one. - Okay, hop, zoom in if you can. On this fucking guy, on Ear Guy. Oh, is that him with his ear missing? - Yep. - That's awesome, dude. Look at that, they just put like a paper towel over. - Yeah, they all kinda look Muslim. - He's having a bad day. - Yeah, they all look a little Muslim. - That dude looks maybe Tajik, maybe Georgian, maybe. - Here's number two. - Oh yeah, pop him up. - Here's the video guy, this is the only guy that looks-- - What's the-- - He's all look, these all look like fucking Muslims. - Yeah, Muslims. - Yeah. - I think they're called. - Show this guy, this little sad guy with a black eye there. Bob, let's see him. - He really got his feels hurt. - Man. You should just score this too, and you had a bad day. - You know what's really interesting is the Russian government doesn't have the death penalty. And it's part of their jurisprudence, like the maximum sentence for this is life in prison. And that's exactly what they're gonna get. You think Russia's just gonna kill 'em and let 'em off? - No. - These people are gonna get butt fucked to death over the course of 40 years. - Oh yeah. - Which is, you know, good. - I think it's better than the death penalty. If you're gonna allow that to go on, you saw how Homboy ended up getting poisoned and all that other shit. I stay slowly poisoned 'em too, like really bring 'em to the edge of death every single time, and then save their life and then just have them keep living it over and over and over again. - Yeah, so when Putin addressed it, he didn't mention ISIS, but he did mention Kev. - He did, correct. - And I don't know, man. I mean, like-- - Zelensky called him a low life bastard for saying that. - Yeah, Zelensky's days are numbered. He's gonna get clipped soon. - You think so? - I think so, yeah. So Russia launched a massive attack into Western Ukraine. Yeah, this morning, I believe. - After, because of this? - Unclear, but, you know, probably. I mean, and to be honest, if they did, if they launched an attack that quickly, it does kind of put some weight in the camp of Putin had something to do with this attack as a false flag, to be honest. Like to be, 'cause, let's remember the performance of the Russian military so far. It's been not adequate even, against a fucking, a force one-fifth of your size. You're still posted up in a 20 mile fucking border radius. - Well, didn't they blow up an apartment complex in like Chet Chan or one of those fucking weird places? - They've blown up shit all over the place, yeah, but, and there have been attacks by Ukraine into Russian territory now as well. Like, mostly against civilians, to be honest, but, we'll see. I don't know. I mean, I could, based on the speed of the, if you want to call it a counter-offensive, I could definitely bring myself to believe that Putin falls flagged it and then just went off on, to be honest. - Okay, but I would believe that of our own government too, 'cause they've done it before. - Yeah. - They definitely fired missiles in the Kiev last night, 'cause Craig Jones, the jiu-jitsu guy, lives here in Austin. He's actually in Kiev right now teaching seminars. - In Kiev? - Yeah, so this was him today. - What's him? - For one of those rare moments, we've got everything ready to go. Ballistic missile landed somewhere nearby. - Fucking bomb, just hit, fucking like. - If I went outside, we can do this one. Fish fall, it's so close. The whole place is short. I don't think we got outside, but, nah. What are we all doing there? Just fucking going outside, bro. - Wow, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say, probably not the best idea to go to a country. - I'm holding a currently in warded missiles, you jiu-jitsu. - 4,000 kilo missile, that fucking hit. Five minutes from my hotel, who was shut down this morning. Obviously, here's the credit. The guy's already feeling this stuff back in now, but fucking crazy. Obviously, things are tense out here, but the assign goes off the missile, gets shut down, everyone goes back to work afterwards. The world doesn't just stop. - People got shit to do, bro. That's how you, sir, they are, where they're like, cool man, just fill it, just put some dirt over it. - That's the whole point, isn't it? - I mean, this must be what it was like to live in the Balkans throughout all of the '80s and '90s. - Or the Lebanon. - London Blitz. - Yeah, but that was brief. This shit's been going off a free goddamn year. We're about to enter the third year of this particular conflict. So it was like, if you lived in Kosovo or Serbia or some shit like that, any time back there, Bosnia, you were, I guess you just kind of get used to it. - Life goes on. - Yeah, or Croatia. I mean, I was watching the last dance again recently, and they were talking about Ku Coach decided to stay in Europe to play a couple more years instead of coming to the NBA first, because he didn't want to leave his family during the time of war and shit like that. But really, it was about the money. He got paid more over there. - Sure did. - So, telling Ku Coach throughout the day, I'm just kidding. - Yeah, big fans. - But yeah, it was fucked over there. They was talking about how Jordan and Pepin in that first game in the Olympics thought he was soft. They didn't realize that he was not soft. And he came back and had a good game and the title game, but yeah, those are hard people over there, for sure. - His fan base over there is called the Ku Coach Clan. A lot of people don't know that. - But it's planned with a C. - It is, yeah, 'cause they don't-- - Yeah, they don't want any confusion with the actual clan. - Well, it's a trademark issue at that point. You don't want to get sued by the KKK. - No. - Right, I mean, how embarrassing is that? You have to show up to court. Everybody's got their powdered wigs on, and this guy's got a fucking sheet over his head. - Yeah, man. - Take off your sheets. But with that bomb, I'm surprised Delco, that when you just showed, it doesn't appear to be aimed at anything major. It just, it looks like it hit a side of a farm or something. - I think they shoot it down, right? - Oh, and that's kind of the remnants of it down there. Gotcha, gotcha. I thought they would be more targeted, I guess, but if it was shot down, that makes sense. Next up, Trump's bond has been reduced. State Appeals Court ruled that Donald John Trump and his co-defendants in the New York, it's Jamal, civil fraud case, I wish. Had 10 days to post a $175 million bond down from the $464 million judgment. That was originally due Monday, the 11th hour ruling from a panel of state's appellate division judges, all appointed by Democratic governors. There's a major victory in relief for the former presidents whose attorneys had said coming up with a larger bond was practically impossible. The ruling also means that state attorney general Latisha James office cannot yet begin collecting on the judgments. I greatly respect the decision of the appellate division and I'll post the $175 million in cash or bonds or security or whatever is necessary very quickly within the next 10 days. And I think the appellate division for acting quickly. - Trump said in front of cameras after he left a New York courtroom for a hearing in the Hush Money case. Before Monday's ruling, Trump was liable for $454 million. Most of the fraud judgments, but the amount he owed had been increasing by more than $111,000 a day because of added interest. Before Monday's ruling, Trump was liable for $454 million. And yeah, now it's now to $175. It's a little bit more manageable, but I think the best breakdown I heard from this over the weekend was ironically Kevin O'Leary, Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank. - Yeah, I mean, he's on the war path right now. Like don't do business in New York. - Yes. - It is plug a message, which is. - He went on CNN and said that. - It's a good message. - It is. And what he said was, they set that bond, and I've said this in the past on the show, is that they set the bond that high because they know there isn't any bond company, any insurance agency that's willing to cover that because they could potentially be on the hook if this judgment doesn't flip during the appeal for essentially a half a billion dollars with interest in everything else. And he says it's bullshit and you're taking away thousands and thousands of jobs in New York City. You're also seizing somebody's company based off of what a judge has said, the property is worth versus what it is actually worth. And I can't believe this is even going on, to be honest with you. - Yeah, it's pretty wild. I mean, are you familiar with the 8th amendment to the Constitution? - No, but it's been trending all day. So why don't you go ahead and tell us about it? - It's about excessive bail, right? - It's pretty simple. - Yeah, it's pretty simple. Excessive bail should not be required nor excessive fines imposed nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted. That's the simplified version. So what does it mean to be excessive? 175 million seemed excessive. Who exactly got damaged by whatever they're saying he did? The government, the state cannot be a victim, right? I mean, it is and almost every major white collar crime the state is the only victim. Even like, so this FTX shit, right? All those people are getting all of their money back. All of them. - So I heard that, is that true? - Yes, and all of them are getting all of their money back, right? - Where are they getting that money from? - Insurance, blah, blah, blah, right? So I mean, I guess the insurance companies could fucking do something. - But I think it's eight billion dollars. They have enough money for showing that. - Well, I mean, it's federal FDIC style, right? So it's like the state is the victim. - Okay. - And that should never be a thing, right? Like I think whenever you see laws, like you'll see it on the side of like meter-made cars or TSA, like verbal abuse or assault carries a penalty of $10,000 in 10 years in prison. Why the fuck would there be a higher penalty for assaulting some cunt at TSA than there is for a normal person who's walking around, right? Why would we allow the state to make laws to protect the state from us? That should never, ever be allowed to be done. But that's kind of the norm, right? So bringing it back to this, a private citizen doing business in a state, and this is clearly political, but even if it wasn't, show damages that are commensurate or the amount you're trying to fucking hold this guy in bond for. He hasn't done half a billion dollars with the damaged anybody. Are you out of your fucking mind? Even when 75 is too much. - Yeah. - For a bond, right? - I agree. - Like the only reason they're doing it is because they think, right, they're just trying to be dicks about it, right? And to be honest, I don't think the 454 would have been a problem for him either. He just wanted to get it down farther. That's why he said, further rather, that's why he said that he'll pay this within 10 days. He had the money the whole time. He's like, I don't want to put fucking half a billion dollars of my money in escrow. - Right. - For three years while you guys try to fucking try me for some bullshit. - And it's going to be longer than that. Because this shit stretches out forever. The other part is, if it stays in New York, let's say it stays in Manhattan in particular, you're not getting a fair trial. It's all fucking liberal. - No, I mean, honestly, I think he should hire his own private security and march up there. And if NYPD wants to come and start some shit, let him start some shit. I would put armed security around my building, full kit, rifles, everything. Fuck these people. This is, the state of New York is trying to rob this man of maybe upwards of a billion dollars, right? - Yeah. - Because they don't want him to run for president. That's what's happening here. - It's fucking insane. - And there should be a literal armed response to that, in my opinion. - Yeah, I-- - Defensive, don't go up there and start shooting people. But put people with guns in between your property and the state. Fuck these people. - Yeah, it's crazy, man. Let me ask you this. If he gets elected president, again, assuming we have a real election here this time, are these cases thrown out then? - No, well, maybe, I don't know. But if I was in the first day in office, I signed an executive order to stop any federal funding from going to New York. I isolate them trade-wise. I isolate them tariff-wise. I isolate them travel-wise as well. Like, fuck you, shut that whole goddamn state down. That's what I would do. - Yeah. - Dan, we got some sponsors that put this shit wagon on the air. First and foremost, gosped.com/drinkin' bros. 50% off. It's all half off. It's gotta go. Spring is here. You need a new goddamn mattress. 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Well no, LaTisha James is the state attorney general. That's a state case. Okay. So he wouldn't have any jurisdiction over that. Gotcha. Atlanta, 'cause that's the city. What's county? So what they are saying here is that, this is just coming in right now. Former President Donald Trump will stand trial April 15th on charges related to hush money payments meant to cover up claims of marital infidelity. I like this is the AP's headline too, by the way. A judge ruled, a New York judge, ruled on Monday, tersely swatting aside, defense claims of prosecutorial misconduct. Assuming the date holds, the decision from judge Juan M. Merchant, that seems like a fake name, ensures that the prosecution will be the first of four criminal cases against Trump to reach trial. So let's say this does go to trial. Does the Supreme Court step in here? Because the primaries are over. We already have our two candidates. I don't know that the Supreme Court has jurisdiction over a county or state court. But what about against the president running for, a guy running for president? I mean, you're assuming because, not I'm not saying you are, but the concept is assuming that just because it's a, there are federal implications that the SCOTUS has jurisdiction over there. That's not necessarily true. I don't think it is. Why would they, if you were running for Congress here or something and you were on trial for corruption, they couldn't just come shut this fucking trial down. But isn't this election interference at this point? I mean, he can't go out and rally, he can't go out and do anything, all for these bullshit trials. I honestly don't know. I don't think anything like this has ever happened before. I'm not sure there are any laws in the books that speak directly to this, to be honest. Okay, because the timing of this is very curious. As you'll remember about a week and a half ago on this show, there was a last minute document dump, which we talked about here on the show, and it caused the postponement of the original date. So now they're saying jury selection will begin on April 15th here. And the judge bristled today in court at what he suggested were baseless claims by Trump's lawyers, that prosecutors intentionally failed to pursue tens of thousands of pages of records from a federal probe covering the same issues. So, I don't know. If I'm Trump, I don't show up to any of these cases. I don't show up, I don't even send my legal team. I just send a letter, and when they open the letter, one of my turds is in there. - Do you FedEx that? Or do you smash it in an envelope? - I think I go USPS. - You wanna keep it fresh, he's got bad turds, 100%. - Oh yeah, his, can you imagine his shit? He doesn't eat real food, he eats McDonald's and Taco Bell and shit all the time. And he drinks 12 Diet Cokes a day. Can you imagine what his shits look like? It's just a Jackson Pollock painting every day. - It's sure as to absolute fucking paint job. - Oh my God, it's like somebody blew their brains out in his toilet. - Trump just said this is a case that could have been brought three and a half years ago. Now they're fighting over days because they want to try to do it during the election. This is election interference. That's all this is, election interference, and it's a disgrace. Hearing took place today on the same day that the New York Appeals Court granted Trump the 175 million. So I mean, if you're telling me they're not all colluding together here. I mean, this is fucked at this point. Hey dude, we're gonna drop that one thing where we're gonna take all your buildings. Oh fuck, all right. Can you speed up that other case for me and then we'll do this today too as well? I mean, it's just, it's one right after another here at this point and quick reminder for the audience, a president's never ever been charged after leaving office and now he's been charged fucking 900 times here as he attempts to run again. It's fucking insane. Next up, another conspiracy theory has come true. Britain risks signing away its powers over pandemic policy to unelected world health organization. Whoo, officials, MPs of warms. It is feared that a new pandemic treaty, which is currently being drawn up by the UN agency could bounce the UK into locking down society faster during a future global health crisis. Critics warn that member states could be pressured into the following, into following the agency's instructions when responding to pandemics under the treaty, including by introducing vaccine passports, border closures and quarantine measures. Well, we don't have that here. We don't have a border here. So that's not gonna affect us. But this is something that the far right conspiracy theorist or ultra MAGA people have been talking about, whatever they're called now, it's hard to keep up. They've been talking about this since the WHO floated the idea three years ago and now the document is actually being drawn. There's a UN charter vote on it later this year. All signatories to the UN charter would be subject to this World Health Organization measure, which means, and it's not a binding measure, which means you're required to maintain your status in UN, you're required to do what they tell you to do. - Are we gonna sign this? - It's not a matter of us signing this measure. It's whether the UN as a whole passes it, right? 'Cause we're already signed to the UN charter. - Jesus Christ, we gotta get the fuck out of that. - Yeah, the UN should be disbanded. I mean, you know-- - I know Trump won it out of NATO, he won it out of all this shit. - We should not be involved with any of these assholes. Under no circumstances should we subjugate ourselves to the whims of the international community ever. - 'Cause the problem is the WHO went into Wuhan. Remember that? And they wouldn't let 'em in the lab and they were like, "Uh, can you tell us about what happened?" - Yeah. - They told a quick 10-minute story and I think they were in and out of there in 15 minutes and they were like, "Great, nothing to see here." They colluded with the federal government of the United States to censor social media for the next two years. - Yeah. - So, you know, good luck coming here and telling me that I have to wear a mask, I'll put a fucking hole in your head, my man. - Did you see that 60 minutes piece last night with Jim Jordan and those guys? - No, I don't watch that show. It's like-- - It is a fucking mouth piece for the government now. - That show is just like fucking Democrat government propaganda at this point. - It is. - So, they tried to say Leslie Stahl once again, was doing this big tech case, which I wanna remind you, she interviewed the president when Trump was there before the Super Bowl and he asked her to talk about the Hunter Biden thing and she said that was fake, there was no laptop and her sources told herself, still never issued an apology for that, even though the New York Post article was also killed during that. But in this piece on big tech, she's saying conservatives feel like they've been unfairly treated on the social media platform. They went on to interview every fucking lesbian you could possibly find who works for these standards and practices, boards for like Twitter and Facebook and all this shit and was like, Jesus Christ, every one of them is as far left as you can be. I mean, it's absolutely fucking insane. You had Mark Zuckerberg go on Rogan and say the FBI told me to yank the goddamn story. What more did you need than that? - I don't know, maybe you defined Lizette Sandoval. - That's her. - No, that's not Lizette Sandoval. - No, that is not Lizette Sandoval. This is who they showed on 60 Minutes last night is the truth, she's the fact checker out there for Twitter. - She's a government, or I'm sorry, what's the phrase they use, a misinformation expert? - Yes, that's what it is. - What does that mean? Like, I'm good at determining what's real or not. You don't know what a woman is, you stupid bitch. - It's fucking nuts. So when she popped up on screen last night and I was like, come on, man, there's no fucking way we're doing this here. Before she even opened her mouth and they just showed this little three second insert, I was like, pick a party there. Which one do you think that is? It looks like the fucking chick who was having a meltdown at that classic meme when Trump got elected. This looks like her without the fucking beanie on for Christ's sake. So yeah, dude, all this fucking shit is, it's just so goddamn fake, man. Every single part of it, it's nuts. Next up, the slut cop gets paid. Happy to hear this story, by the way, Anthony. - Yeah, yeah. Very, very hot, I was worried. - Just a useless fucking drag whore. Wipes out an entire city's worth of police. Great, great American story. What a fucking cunt. Pull up a picture here, Bob, the city of Laverne. Tennessee, settled a civil rights lawsuit filed by a former police officer. Is it Megan or Megan? - It's fat cunt, I think. - I don't know, maybe my pronunciation is off. - Megan, a whole fat retard. - There she is. - Forehead, look at forehead. You could crop out her entire face and just show the forehead and we know exactly. - You could show a goddamn HD movie on that side. - I watched Oppenheimer on her forehead in IMAX. - And you could really see it too. - Do you claim being groomed at 28? - I don't know, how did-- - Who said she was groomed? - That's the whole crush in the race. - Shut the fuck up. - She was groomed by command to be passed around like, "No, you just chugged black cock for fucking six years." - That's all you did. - She was married. - She was married. - She was married. Wow, dude, Hall's attorney said she was pleased with the half million dollar settlement. God damn, she got out from 28. - You remember people, this is the same kind of shit that Jane Fonda used to say, "Oh, it's young." - I was young when I took pictures of the vehicle. You were 33, bitch. I mean, I did some dumb shit at 33, but nothing I could fucking say I was too young to know better. You stupid bitch. - Yeah. - Whatever. - Did he did some dumb shit at 33? - Dude, she got a half, is that her husband? Are they still together, do we know that? - I don't know, but I would've stuck it out for the alimony, I guess. - Yeah, now the settlement-- - The settle 500,000 dollars is not enough money to have, to be a cock, to be honest. - That's true. But she doesn't look fat here, Dan. - Not in that picture, no, but look at the fucking recent ones. - Well, you gotta wear all that heavy shit. I've never seen a hot cop, because there's so much bulky shit. - Oh, no, there's definitely hot cops out there. Female-wise, oh yeah, why would you assume, look at her face now. - She's not fat, her face is just not good. - Yeah, it's just a weird face, man. I don't think she's fat either. She's just got a weird face. Is that her smiling, having a good time on? - I don't know when this picture's from, but the one that I saw from the court stuff, the other day, she looked like a fucking chonk. - Oh. - Find the chonky one from court while you're the rest of this. The disturbing details came from not one, but two investigations last year. Finding evidence of sexual activity between whole and other officers within the department, and it led to the federal civil rights lawsuit, one which the city settled this week. Are you satisfied with the settlements news? Channel five asked, absolutely replied her attorney. Wesley Clark, this was her decision. She wanted to put this in the past. - And move forward with her life. - I think what it actually says is she wanted to put it in her ass. - I think, here's the thing, I think the original statement was probably, she wanted to put this behind her, and he was like, I can't say that. I can't say that. Is this her right here? - Okay. - God, it's her in court. - It's just her head, the rest of the body's fine. - Like how bored it worked, you have to be to even think about fucking this animal. - You're a police officer. - So what, you're not gonna get free head? - No. - Come on. - From chicken lips here, are you kidding me? - If you're in the chat on Patreon here, on "Jinger Bros." podcast Patreon, in the chat, if you're a cop, tell me you wouldn't take free head from this little fucker. - I, here's what I know. - Hey, you're a cop, would you? - Fuck no. - You're a liar. - Here's what, are you a current cop? - Current. - You don't want a head, you don't want a head from a woman who's got an overbite, who has no chin, who has thin lips, and a small mouth. All the markings have a bad blowjob right there. - This, no, this is even a better blow. - No, it's got to make up for that fucking face. - No, she, that, that would, if she was fat, I would agree with you. - She's got a moon face, she's got a matte, the knife face. - Yeah, but that's not what that is. She's got a small mouth, that's bad. She's got an overbite, you can see it in this angle. - But a small mouth. - No chin, no, no, nope, nope. You need a larger mouth, 'cause it's a larger tongue, and that's what shield you from the fucking teeth. Believe me, I've had my dick suck twice. (laughing) - Are you allowed to talk on camera or no? - Me? - Yeah. Okay, great. Grab that microphone from Bob. - Just a couple quick questions here. - We have a cop, we have a bunch of listeners in the show. - These are not cop questions, these are sexual questions. - No, these are, but related to cops. All right. You would never take head from somebody like this. Sit in a car all day, bored as shit. If that was your partner, are you married in real life? - Yeah, I'm married in real life. - Okay. - To a beautiful woman, but no fucking way, dude. She's terrible. - But let's say you weren't married. And it was a fucking lazy Sunday, dude. And you guys are out, out there on the beat. Not people are coming out of church, you're bored as shit. And she's like, hey, put the fucking radar gun down. I wanna suck your dick real quick, you're not taking that? - No, she's a problem. You know she's a problem from the start. Look at her, Dan's right. - But that's why people are fucking her, because you know it's gonna get crazy. - That's a land of misery and discontent waiting to happen. - So how many people do you work with that would fuck this girl? - Oh, dude, come on. - That's what I'm telling you. - I'm just not one of them. - He's close, you're just not one of them. - People allegedly, because you're married. - There was two, seven or eight or 12 or 25, I don't know. - Yes. - So, that many. - How old are you right now? - Me? - A 49. - Here, I'll say this, 'cause the black dudes in this picture look older than the white put that up there. You can't blame them 'cause they're black, right? Like they're gonna fuck that white girl. That's just gonna happen. - Look at her. - No, she doesn't have fat ass. - She does. - No, she's probably got her. She has fat in all her own places. You don't want it on your head. - No, as a black man, I understand this guy. - Now, the bald white dude, middle right, that's probably the only action he's ever gotten in his life. - Yes, so he's all in. Top right, no excuse. - The top two, I don't understand. - I do, the guy in the left, the Cholo dude with the beard, I understand that. - Just a normal looking dude. - Yeah, but the guy's center left who looks like he might be a Mohican or some shit. He looks like a predator. He looks like a child predator to me. - Yeah, so he's all in on that. - Yeah, I'm just saying, personally, wouldn't be involved in this. - I think top right was probably single and bored. And he was just like, all right, man, is everybody else getting ahead? - I don't know, he might be-- - He might be a creep too, his eyes are a little creepy. - Yeah. - Guy in the top left, I think he might be a rodeo clown on the weekends or something like that. Look at the look on his face. Nobody's this happy to fucking be at work. - Come on. - Ever. Especially a police officer for Christ's sakes, you know? - No. - I'm happy to go to your job every time. - Fuck, no man, I can't wait to get out. - Where are you at? - City of Rochester, New York. - Oh shit. - We talked a couple years ago about this. - Yeah, we sure did, my man. - It's fucking gorgeous. - I remember you. You wanna, you throw out a drink of brother real quick, quick. - Uh, I was gonna give, I was, I'm down here from, I went to Tim Kennedy's school this weekend. - Oh shit. - I went, last time I was here, I was getting ready to go. So, those dudes are legit and-- - Dope as fuck, isn't it? - Huh? - Dope as fuck, isn't it? - Yeah. - I mean, you go through all types of shit there. And last time I went to a law enforcement only course, this time I went to just the civilians with ours, the only police officer. But man, the fact that people go there and train, civilians that show up, it's fucking awesome. - It's crazy, right? - It's crazy, man. - It's intense, you soar. - What's up? - You soar? - Yeah, I'm hurt and hurt. - Point on your body to where it's the most sore. - What's that? - Point on your body where it's the most sore. - Dude, my neck and like-- - That's not pointing, that's talking. - My right knees fucking hurt, pretty bad. - Dude, everybody that comes to tennis school, they're wrecked for like three weeks. - Yeah, it's-- - But not your butt. - In a great way, in a great way. - But not my-- - Not your butthole. - Not my butthole. Well, they oil check you though, for sure. - Oh yeah. - Yeah. - They'll give you a little-- - They give you an oil check. - Yeah. - They'll give you a little, how's your father? - Yeah. - Here's to looking up your address. Thanks for answering this question here. - Don't you ever eat two, that's the least of this story. I'm sure Dan can attest. - But it's Laverne, Tennessee, man. - It's Laverne, Tennessee. There's not a lot of places to shit. - No, but if you're in a small town like that, just pull people over and make them suck your dick. - True. - I mean, they're close to Nashville. So like, I mean, I guess slide on down a Broadway and get some better head. - You just look down and say, "Hey, look right into the body camera," and say, "Bang, boss." - Yeah. And then last question for you, how many women have you pulled over or stopped or arrested who offered you sex or a beach to get out of tickets or jail? - Zero point zero. - No, they're probably a little bit more subtle about it than that, right? - In Rochester, that's not, come on. - Not one time, man. I've never, all those are fantasies. People answering, I've seen plenty of naked people, but not ones you want to see. - All right. - And nobody, nobody offered that shit. - It's like a swinger's place. It's never the people you want it to be. - Are they black? - Well, you know, I mean, I work in the inner city. - Yeah, so I'm saying, yeah, so. - I'm surprised. - They wouldn't wanna, you know. - Yeah, no, they're not in that, no. - All right, all right, all right. I mean, you are white. - Super. - So yeah, I mean, BLM and all that, I get it, all right. - Yeah. - I get it, we appreciate you being here. We'll call up some of you guys at the end of the show, okay? Next up, feds ordered Google to unmask users. You don't say, where was this story last night, Leslie Stahl, you fucking cunt? In two court orders, the federal government told Google to turn over information on anyone who viewed multiple YouTube videos and live streams, is this true? Privacy experts say the orders are unconstitutional. The government orders show an unconstitutional overreach by the government. Multiple privacy experts said, federal investigators have ordered Google to provide information on all viewers of select YouTube videos. I wonder if there ares. - Probably, yeah, be great. - I think it's probably like bomb making stuff or something like that, or something to do with radicalization or white nationalism or something like that, probably. - Okay. - But information is information. You don't have the right to fucking track people. - Sure. - Is that what they're looking at? Fuck you. Privacy experts from multiple civil rights groups told Forbes, they think the orders are unconstitutional because they threatened to turn innocent YouTube viewers into criminal suspects. In a just unsealed case from Kentucky, reviewed by Forbes, undercover cops sought to identify the individual behind the online moniker, Elon Musk Quim, WHM, who they suspect of selling Bitcoin for cash, potentially running a foul of money laundering laws and rules around unlicensed money transmitting. In conversations with the user in early January, undercover agents sent links of YouTube tutorials for mapping via drones and augmented reality software than ask Google for information on who would view the videos, which collectively have been watched over 30,000 times. - So they tried to entrap a guy by sending him to a fucking YouTube link, and then they tried to get Google a private company to give them 30,000 people's identities who watched it just so they could get this one, like get the fuck out of here, man. Be better at your fucking job, FBI. Really, that's as good as you can get? That's, seriously, you're setting a trap for somebody that includes 30,000 other rats. That's your fucking big plan. As whole, these people should be fired for incompetence, much less breach in the fucking constitution. - This is fucking crazy. - But a bunch of fucking retards, man. I mean, the FBI is incompetent as fuck, but this is bad. - This is terrible. One of the comments here says, "No one should fear a knock at the door from police simply because of what the YouTube algorithm serves up." - Well, we're gonna have a guy on. So for Friday's recording, for Sunday's show, the misguided Patriot is gonna know if you've seen his shit on Twitter recently, but ATF showed up at his apartment and he captured all on his ring camera. They're like, "You're not being charged with a crime. We just wanna talk to you about some stuff on your social media." And he was like, "You can talk to my attorney." And they were like, "Okay, but where can we meet you right now?" He goes, "You can talk to my attorney, right?" - Yeah. - He recorded the whole thing. We'll play it on the show next week. So Sunday night, Monday morning, you'll get to hear that interview. - That'll be fucking great. - That'll be fun. - It's coming in Friday? - Yeah. - Okay. That'll be awesome. What were they looking for just out of curiosity? - Unclear as of yet, but I don't wanna spoil it either. So if he's got new information, we'll find it out later this week. - They asked Google to provide a list of accounts that viewed or interacted with eight YouTube live streams. Again, one of them could be us and the associated-- - Well, I mean, the Pentagon records all of our shit for sure, I know that for a fact, so-- - And then don't they transcribe it every day? - Yeah. - Well, maybe they'll have an AI do it now. So I hope AI's doing a good job. - Well, they just switched to it on iTunes. So if you were of an iTunes out there, you can hit the transcript button. So in case you're someplace you shouldn't be and just wanna read it in sequence, it translated. I don't know how good it is. If you guys tried it out, Bob? - I mean, Instagram is terrible. - Yeah, Instagram is terrible. - It's just as bad as their fucking profanity bleeping. It's like fucking five seconds off, most of the time. It's terrible, so who knows? - I'll look it up. I just got the email notification for the most guys. So yeah, and one of the videos posted by Boston in Maine live which has 130,000 subscribers, Mike McCormick, who set up the company behind the accounts. IP time lapse said he knew about the order adding that they related to swatting incidents, directed at the camera views the same time. What does that mean exactly? - I have no idea what the fuck this is talking about. - Are they videotaping? Well, they could be videotaping. House is getting swatted. - No, no, so while somebody, I think it happened to, no, somebody faked one. It was Gavin, whatever. - Oh, yes, yes, yes. - What's his name? - Gavin McGinnis. - McGinnis faked one, yeah. And then he got called out by a bunch of people. But one thing that's happened, it's happened to Tempool a lot. People who are watching his live stream on YouTube will swat him and they'll, like, they assume that the list of suspects includes everybody who is watching, right? - Really? - Which is insane, like, for an investigator to think that you should be able to access. Now, Tempool's show has somewhere between 45 and 100,000 live viewers every time. So you think one person swats them and you get the private information of 100,000 people, are you out of your fucking mind? I mean, scope, whenever you're getting a warrant, and cop guy over here can tell you, whenever you're getting a warrant, the judge always tastes in the consideration of scope, just like I talk about with a good law, is clear, concise, and enforceable, right? Clear on his purpose, concise, and that it only deals with this one little thing, right? And then enforceable is obvious. But the concision part, concise, is very important in jurisprudence. Like, you don't make open-ended laws that can be applied to everything all the time. That doesn't make any sense. That's how our fucking system of government works. But that's what they're doing here. They're trolling with a big-ass net. - Yeah. - You don't get, I don't give a fuck what's going on. I know things change over time and stuff like that. I know we're in the digital age now, but you can't just scrape 100,000 people's private information to find one person. That is unacceptable. - No, and this is only gonna get worse, and this even feeds into that 60 minutes thing last night. She asked Jim Jordan, Leslie Stahl. She goes, don't you think this is a waste of time and energy and money when the government has other things to work on? It was like, you've seen what the fuck we've brought in front of Capitol Hill? Like, oh, it's a goddamn waste of fucking time. This isn't. If you're going after big tech, I mean, these stories in cases need to be brought to light because yeah, you could fucking go to Tim Poole's show or our show and show and net all those motherfuckers and then grab all their personal info if you wanted it just to have it. - Or you could make something up. You can make up a crime you're investigating or associated with the case it had not to do with just so you can make a list of who's listening to those shows. - Yep. - Right? The government shouldn't be making fucking lists, ever. The government shouldn't exist at all, but they damn sure shouldn't be making lists. - Yeah, it's fucking insane. Cop guy, you're a liar, by the way. That beige dude, come on, man. Your wife doesn't watch this. You don't have to lie to me like that. Dude, your wife doesn't watch this bullshit, come on, man. It's fine. - No, no, no. - You're a liar. You're a liar. You're a goddamn liar. - Yeah, I'm sorry. - Next up, NBC's for Democrats, former Republican National Committee chairwoman. We use woman there with the air quotes 'cause that's debatable there. Rana McDaniel faced brutal criticism during her first NBC appearance on Sunday since the network hired her as a political analyst including tough questioning about her failure to push back against former President Donald Trump's claims of election fraud and visceral aggravation from journalists who said her hiring raised credibility issues for NBC. In an interview with NBC's Meet, the press McDaniel who stepped down from the RNC this month was not asked about the firestorm from critics who said her newly announced role as a paid contributor was unethical due to her work to overturn the results of the 2020 election. Kristen Welker, the show's host said McDaniel's interview was scheduled weeks before her hiring was announced. She added, "There will be a news interview "and I was not involved in her hiring." Okay, pop up this clip here of Sleepy Chuck Todd if you can find it, Bob, on Twitter because Chuck was on afterwards and this is what I saw yesterday on Meet the Press here 'cause this is all fucking horseshit. - Yeah, it's weird to see a broadcast news network like one of the big four. - That one. - Goes so hard, like so obviously, we're here for Democrats. - Yes. - Like, I don't know why you'd even hired us. I mean, that's a weird fucking take. - Now, first of all, it's just so we're clear. I think Rana's a fucking rhino anyways and she's not really Republican. - I mean, she looks like a troll. - She does, but not that that even fucking matters. Chuck Todd says the quiet part out loud here that NBC and MSNBC are for Democrats. Why are we hiring a Republican? And it's an odd exchange. He was live on air. I guarantee you, as bosses didn't know about this, there's no way he would have went on air with it because the statements I just read to you from Kristen Welker, that's what your producer typically writes for you. Chuck Todd went off script here. I wonder if his contract is up because you don't say shit like this and expect to keep your job. Again, play the clip. - I've write in what were your takeaways? - Look, let me deal with the elephant in the room. I think our boss is owe you an apology for putting you in this situation because I don't know what to believe. She is now a paid contributor by NBC News. I have no idea whether any answer she gave to you was because she didn't want to mess up her contract. She wants us to believe that she was speaking for the RNC when the RNC was paying for her. So she has credibility issues that she still has to deal with. Is she speaking for herself or is she speaking on behalf of who's paying her? Once at the RNC, she did say that, hey, I'm speaking for the party. I get that, that's part of the job. So what about here? I will say this, I think your interview. Did a good job of exposing I think many of the contradictions. And look, there's a reason why there's a lot of journalists at NBC News uncomfortable with this because many of our professional dealings with the RNC over the last six years have been met with gaslighting, have been met with character assassination. So it is, that's where you begin here. And so when NBC made the decision to give her NBC News's credibility, you gotta ask yourself, what does she bring in NBC News? And when we make deals like this, and I've been at this company a long time, you're doing it for access. Access to audience, sometimes it's access to an individual. And we can have a journalistic ethics debate about that. And I'm willing to have that debate. And if you told me we were hiring her, it's a technical advisor to the Republican convention. I think that would be certainly defensible. If you told me we're talking to her, but let's see how she does in some interviews and maybe vet her with actual journalists inside the network. See if it's a two way what she can bring the network. So I do think, unfortunately, this interview is always gonna be looked through the prism of who is she speaking for, right? I think you did everything you could do. You got put into an impossible situation, booking this interview, and then all of a sudden the rugs pull out from under you, you find actually being paid to show up. It's unfortunate for this program, but I am glad you did the best you could. And that's why the three of us are on here to try to bolster that editorial independence. - Listen to the way these people talk about themselves. - Yep. - And then the way they talk about other people, being gas sliders. - Yep. - Holy shit, dude. - I mean. - It's like Russia, collusion, a hundred byed laptop story, just those two things. But let's just for the sake of it throw in, when you get the shot, it stops here. For example, mask work. - Yep. - So on and so forth. These people have been lying about all the most important things for years now and have the audacity. I don't give a fuck about Rana McDandel, by the way. Rana's not even a real name. That's stupid. She looks horrible. She's a fucking retard. She doesn't, she's terrible at her job and she's ugly. You gotta be one or the other, right? Pick one. - At least be hot. - Yeah. So I don't give a fuck about her, but to hear Chuck Todd of all people say the thing he's saying after all the shit. I mean, it's like Chris Cuomo trying to do his little fucking image rehabilitation tour. His ass and I, like fuck off, dude. Nobody believes this shit. - And if Chuck Todd wants to talk about ethics, let's talk about hiring Jen Psaki when she was the current sitting White House press secretary and you gave her her own show on MSNBC. She was still in the position. The contract was negotiated. That's a fucking fact. And you gave her her own show on a network and you're trying to pass that off as journalism. You're not. You're not. And same with this fucking Rona bullshit chick here. And I know why NBC did it, right? They want the head of the RNC, the former, excuse me, former head of the RNC on their show. She can talk shit about Trump for the next eight months and then pass it off as saying, see, this is coming from the head of the RNC. We were fair here by hiring somebody from the RNC who used to be the head of it. So all the negativity you're going to hear about Trump is coming from their own party and it's a fucking lie. - Yeah, I mean, they've already done this before. - Oh, over and over again. Kinsinger went to fucking CNN. I mean, all these motherfuckers. - Identically this, Michael Steele was the RNC chairman for years before he became a CNN contributor. - Yeah, now he's got a, I think he's had a show on there before, even. It's just weird for one of the broadcast networks to openly declare for one of the political parties. That's like, they've been doing all the stuff, I guess. It's just weird to hear them finally fucking codify and say it out loud. They're like, yeah, we're Democrats. So you can't have this woman, fucking you kidding me? Look, all right, cool, man. - It's great. This has happened over and over and over again and for Chuck Todd to talk about ethics, bro, get the fuck out of here. You can't tell me one of these goddamn trials that's going on is actually fucking real against the former president of the United States. - I mean, his haircut is unethical. - Bring his head back up and let's see his fucking stupid haircut again. - Chuck Todd, dude. - That shouldn't be legal. - God damn it. - It looks like a fucking mongoloid. He looks like a friar, actually. That's what he looks like to me. What a fucking dip. - Wow. Just a fucking dip. - Sweet be Chuck Todd, dude. - Yeah, he's probably taking a nap somewhere right now. - I know. - Now's the point of the show we get to the drinking bro of the week. We got listeners here in the studio. - We've got a couple of dudes that can't come up. - Yes. - Because of their jobs. This is old port single malt whiskey. - That they brought? - From Portland, Maine. - Oh shit. - That's one of them. And the other one is these Hooten young cigars, gothic serpent, so Hooten is Hoot from Blackhawk Down. - Oh no shit. - Delto operator, he owns this booze company now, but they made these cigars, gothic serpent, obviously is the name of the operation. - I've never had the cigars. I've had his booze though. The booze? - Yeah, we drank that whole bottle. - Yeah, yeah. - Who brought that in? - I think it was Jack Carr. - Was it Jack? Oh, it was Jack, that's right. - We drank it with Jack Carr. - Yeah, that's right. - That is his show. - Yeah, that was a good booze. - Big fan, anyway. - Big fan of that cheers, you guys. So which one of you can actually come up on the show? Boom, come on up. Yeah, come on over. Probably just me. I like that, dude. I don't care about my life. Man, I got shit to live for. Trump 2024, motherfucker. I don't give a fuck what my boss says. I'll pull out my dick. Piss on his yard. Maybe lucky if I don't do it on his fucking chest. You got booze too. - I brought this up for you. - What do you got, Jack? - Single barrel Jack, yep. - Single barrel Jack, you son of a bitch, dude. Look at this, let's go. All right, cheers, man. Am I having a shot of this? - Yes, yes, please do. - Let's do it, dude. It's Monday, I usually don't drink a Monday. - I'm on vacation, so we're okay. - You're on vacation. - Yeah, I'm on vacation. Tomorrow's my birthday. - I'm gonna pick up kids and shit. - I'll actually be a... I'll be the real sweet tender age of 34. - Oh, were you really? - Yeah. - How old are you? - I'll be 34 tomorrow. - Oh, cheers, man. - Shit, same age, same age. - Who knew? Cheers, what are you cheers to, apartheid? - In it coming back? - I'm kidding. - How have you wanna do it, Ross? So, this is your show. You do as you please. - Oh no, it's not. - It's actually all of our show. All you guys are the reason why we're all here. So, who do you wanna give during a brother week to? - I got two. - Okay. - So, first your name, first and foremost. - First for Robert Portugal. - Robert Portugal. - From Denver. - Portugal to the man. - Portugal to the man. - I like that, it sounds fake, Dan San. - It's like Robert California. - Yeah, Robert California. - On there, it's the real last name. - It's a dope name. - It's the dope name. - It's the dope name. - Cheers. - As far as drinking bros, there was two. I have, my buddy wanted to be first, but he could go fuck himself. He's a Titans fan. - Oof, tighten up. - Go fuck yourself. First drinking brother week is my wife. Been married since 18. - Cheers, six years, man. - Yeah, got it. - Got together in 14. So, awesome. Have three step daughters. Just had a six month old boy. That being said, how is your daughter, Ross? - Great, she's actually fantastic. - How old is she now? - She's going to turn two in May. - Fantastic. - So yeah. - That quick, wow. - I know, very, very fast. - How are the boys? - How are their parents? - I will say this though, I'm glad I had a girl. - Yes, yes. - Just because I never would have known the difference and it's amazing. - There's a huge difference between boys and girls. - It's awesome. And I'm glad that I did. Beforehand, I wasn't sure. And then, yeah, she's the best. So, it's going great. - Thank you for asking. - How are their boys now? - Boys are 10 as of next week. - Okay. - Wanna be 10 and the other one's five right now. - Okay. - Yeah, fantastic. - How's Jesse? I wish I could have met her, but I know you guys do tomorrow. - She'll be here tomorrow for RPR. She's doing great. And I appreciate you asking. She's, her new show just dropped. So, Crime Corner is on its own feed. - It's now on its own feed. - Yes, correct, correct. - On the RSS feed. So, subscribe to that, download that. We deleted all the other ones so that way everybody goes over there. - Okay. - And we'll drop a trailer for that this week. - She's getting a lot of new subscribers. - It's on. - Everybody just flooding in from-- - It's on the charts right now. It's fantastic. - That's fantastic. That's good to hear. - Thanks, man. - Let's get here. I mean, you started, you guys started drinkin' bros. - We did. - Then, I was listening way back when, even when you guys started Ross Patterson Revolution. So, that was fantastic. It's been a fun adventure listening to you guys. It's an honor to be here. I've waited a long time to be on your show. - We appreciate it. What do you think of the digs here? - It's fantastic. It's fantastic. I was super fucking nervous when I got here. Like, starstruck. I feel like I know everyone, but like-- - You do know everyone though. That's the thing. - Ooh, who's this guy though? - I mean, we were hangin' out in between shows and all this other shit. Like, that's what it is. - It's fantastic. I'm glad to be here. I have an edible for Dan. It's, they're 100 milligrams. I would offer you one, but I don't know that you could-- - I can't handle 100. - You think you could even eat 100 milligrams? - A tennis where I live. - Yeah, yeah. - And that's at night. Like, I can't even smoke weed and do a show. - See, I three before. I drove up here from San Antonio. - I had three, it takes a couple of hours. - Everybody can operate differently on 'em. I'm not one of those guys who can do drugs and do a show. - Dan, can't. I don't know how-- - I mean, that coding show is fun. You guys don't remember two hours. That was funny to-- - Oh, yes, but I'll tell the audience. - I'll tell the audience and be like, "Hey, if we're gonna do it, I'll do it." - Of course, it's always good to have a-- - By the way, if this gets fucking weird and-- - Yeah, it's right. I don't even remember doing that show. - Oh, that was-- - Was that episode 100 on Ross Touch Revolution? We did the whole thing on on Cody's. - Buddy, I can tell you. - I can tell you, it was fantastic, that was just funny. The Emo show was absurd. I had to make sure I watched it. I even told everybody to make sure you watch this. - Oh, I remember that one. - I forget about all this. - Second drink of brother week, my buddy, Alex Devie. - Okay. - He's my A one day one known him for-- - I see him in all the chats and all the groups. And everything. - Yeah, yeah, you guys ended up kicking him from sports. He's probably 'cause he talked to my shicks. I mean, but again, he's a Titans fan. Tying these nuts, go suck a dick. - It's weird. Like you guys have never really been great. - And there's no reason for him to be a fan. He's from Denver, but he just got on Vince Young's dick and then rode Titans forever else. - How did that work out with Vince Young? - I'm kidding. - He's always said, "Oh, the Titans are better." They're like, "Buddy, they're franchise dog shit." - It's terrible. - I'm a Broncos fan. - Look, and I'm a Falcons fan. Our franchise sucks, so it's just a major franchise. It's pretty easy. - He'll tell you, "Oh, oh, Super Bowls are past. "It's history, it doesn't mean anything now." Buddy, you only say that because you haven't gotten there. Haven't gotten to the big show. - No. - Haven't been there. - Not once. And they just signed Calvin Ridley for three years, like $98 million, which is nuts to me. He's a good wide receiver, but he's not a one. I mean, that's nuts. - What are they gonna do with whom? Who's throwing the ball? - I don't know. - What do we got? - I guess. - Great, let's start from the bottom. Start from the bottom. We have a great wide receiver set, and then just what? Do what? Waste another career like Henry? - We'll find out. - We'll waste another year. - Yeah. - Cheers. - Thank you for coming on, dude. - Cheers. - We appreciate it. - Thank you. - And you guys at home, if you can't come in the studio and have some shots with us, some laughs, and hang out for the day, go to drinkingbrows.com. We'll fill out the drinking bro of the week submission form on there, while you're there. Fucking grab a bro box, dude. Check this out. This will show up to your house looking like this with all of our faces on it, haunting you. And each month is different. We got a ton of great merch on the websites. New hard AF merch is up and out. Just testing out some of the polos here and the pants and all that stuff. We're stocked up. Merch store is back and better than ever. And if you're poor and you're like, hey, dude, I can't support that way. At least go to iTunes, right? The show of five star and leave a quick review. That's free. So is Spotify. Five star walk away. That's free and you're good to go. All of it helps. Thanks for tuning in, kids. For Dantony Dantony, Holloway. I'm Ross Patterson. This is Drinking Bro's Fake. It was good. Not everyone. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] (rock music) (upbeat music)
