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As part of a federal investigation into human sex trafficking. That is the case that is being opened up against him. Did he do it or did he not? Mitchell, you're so dumb. Let me tell you something, Phil. The FBI is not there to find evidence. They are there to destroy the evidence. Oh no, man. You're welcome to be here and give free evidence. Oh, yeah. I love you. I love you. I love you. Thank you, Mitchell, for your conspiracy theory. All right, moving right along for me, last but not least, in a crazy and tragic training story, the Key Bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, which has a river running underneath it, collapsed overnight after a large cargo ship crashed into one of its pillars. Unfortunately, the cargo ship lost power and couldn't steer away from the pillar. People were actually driving at this time. Authorities are searching for them in the river. The other side, some people have already been rescued. We send our love and prayers to our listeners, and Nadia, the Maryland. We love y'all. We do have a very interesting study about love that you're definitely not going to want to miss a key in a Shaboy show. Shaboy study hall. Thanks. You could easily Google. What? But thanks for listening. Thank you. For the first time in a long time, the number one thing that people are looking for in a wife or husband has changed. Before I review what it is, according to this new study, Primavane, what do you think people are looking for? I think people are looking for money. You mean women? Not men. No, not men. Not men. Because I have men asking me for money. I'm like, "Baby, there's nothing going on over here." Okay, Perona, what are you looking for? Communication. Okay? I'm looking for a communication. Oh, for him to just say, "Yes." How did you just talk to me? Just to show up. Do you know Primavane really wants a man because she got a new, like, air fragrance for her studio? Oh, yeah. Como se un savina? A plug-in. A plug-in? Because you smell, Michel. And it smells like men cologne. How do you smell? Well, you found out my secret. I said, "Really put on men's cologne so I can smell like a man." I tip buzzers. Kim, what do you think people are looking for? I think people are looking for loyalty. That's a good one. And what are you looking for? I'm looking for stability. A.K. money. Aww! Me too! Give me my thing. Me too! And every sense. And every sense. Exactly. Every sense and dollar. For my kids, my future kids. No, no, stability. Yes. That's good. You know which one you should be looking for a lot too? Like, mental stability too. Exactly. And every sense. Like not being toxic. Eddie, how about you, bro? A God-centered relationship. There it is. Amen to that. So, for the first time in a long time, the number one thing that people are looking for in a wife or husband, it used to be number one, sexual attraction. Gareewa. Atraxione, sicual, esa kimica. Kim, I know you're saying what because you are dating a virgin who's waiting to marriage. And I applaud that because you all are building a real relationship based on things that are going to last longer than sex. Right? Name. Out of the number one thing is they're looking for friendship. Oh, I love that. Isn't that beautiful? And I agree with that. Yeah. Like, with my wife, I am sexually attracted to her. I desire her all the time. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no, no. But I also am thinking about, like, when we grow old. Here we go. And we're waking up and, like, can we still have those conversations and laugh together? You know, and just really enjoy life. Oh, we meant that the Nerpa Padios in the center of it all, but friendship is now the biggest thing. Honestly, they praise serving people that are in their yake stage. No. Like, primavane, like Kim and Eddie. Hey. What are you? I am 24. I am not yake. You are because you already dated all the F boys you could, yate rompiore el chorazón. Yotras cuosas. Entosas, they're just like. You at this point, like, was yake. Eddie, the virgin man. Primavane, you're in yake stage. Yake stage. Y, y, y, y. Enosaba yake. That's not true because you're obviously here. You've been trying to get at this. And I am not giving you the time of day. Damn. Because you need to be this tall major to ride that ride right there. Thank you. A battle. But I love this man. Looking for a good friendship. Obviously, sexual attraction is important too. But anyways, coming up next. Enos la roma de oi nota la pia de sake. And it's your boy's show. This boy's no prank call. Mm-hmm. La roma vas perona. Reparto para rico, la roma de oi. El nico called out a huge store that I'm sure all of you have been to before. Por que está un aria de mucho latino. Mm-hmm. But they don't have anybody that spoke Spanish. When it's your call. What? Y paz an delanza. [beep] How can I help you? Yes, I pick a Spanish, please. No, nobody's here right now. The lady just lost. What? You don't have nobody that pick Spanish in the host store? I'm sorry, you know. We were at the operators. They're busy right now helping other guests. And the south floor upstairs. Hey, kill me. Anything else you like? Yes. Spanish, please. We don't have nobody currently speaking Spanish right now. Your store is in Los Angeles and nobody's Spanish. Come on. What is it the reason that you're calling, Miss? I am a boy. I have a pity with Jason. Okay? Okay. What's the reason you're calling? Thanks to Latinos. You have a job. You're in America. You don't speak English. Come on. Ooh. Thank you for calling. [beep] This chance can help you find something? Yeah, listen here. Do you pick a Spanish, please? No, I do not. But what can I help you with? I need somebody to pick a Spanish, please. Because there's a lady. She said, "We're in America. You pick an English." And then she hang up on me. Okay. Well, your English is very well. What can I help you with? Well, thank you very much. But I didn't ask you if my English was good or not. I want to pick a Spanish. Okay. Well, we don't have anybody here right now that can speak Spanish. Well, I just want to tell you, and the little girl that's there, that thanks to Latinos, you have a job today. So you better tell her better, okay? Yes, ma'am. I'm a boy. I have a pity wage. Do you know what that is? I have a pity wage on. Okay. So I want you to say, "I'm sorry." And then say my name. Mitchell Rizzo. Mucho Rizzo. Okay. I'm very sorry. That's right. Thank you very much. And you're going to remember this. Thanks to Latinos. You have a job. Yes. Thank you very much. I'm aware of that, ma'am. I am a man. How can I tell you that, ma'am? Mucho Rizzo. Okay. I'm very sorry. Do apologize. All right, buddy. Take it easy. Te Lo Wash. Go in next. So you can chime. Yes, sir. Would you have a great day? All right. Hello. You're hanging with the Shaboy Show. You're hanging with the Shaboy Show. Hey! Shaboy! Shaboy Stuxica. Call in. 844. 746. 26. 91. I'm calling. I'm calling. Why is your baby daddy El Ma's Toxico Del Mundo? Ooh. Aika Rico. Me too. I just think that he's crazy because he thinks it's fine to visually be with me and have another side chick on the side. No man. - How did you find out that he's got a santa? - He told me. - (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) And then you get mad at us. - Yeah, we also want loyalty, we want commitment. - You can have it all, one or the other. - My name is-- - I just want respect. - Sorry to hear, Amor. So what are you gonna do? Are you gonna stay with your baby daddy? - No, I don't let him go, let him do the thing, and I just be better, prepared for my kids, support them better, and take care of my own health, that's it. - I mean, man is that a girl. - And was he proposing potentially like, he wants to keep both of you? - Yeah. - Are you proposing like a three-summer or something? - Me too. - Both. - And is his side piece cute, would you be down? - Oh, Hannah, you know, he's gonna do better. (laughing) - Oh, man, girl. - What's wrong with her? - I like you. - I consider himself Alisa eight, and she was like two or three. - Oh, show, duh. - And, but you know she good and bad then, if that four keeps going back to her. - Me too. - What is she doing to him that you are? - No, she's not gonna bad, she just easy. - Oh, dude, that part I was about to say. - He was excited that she was easy. - Amor, I'm so glad, (speaking in foreign language) that you respected yourself, and, you know, he was going in there, feeling all confident, like, you're gonna be like, yeah, I'm totally fine with you having a Santa. Oh, yeah, you wanna play around with both of us? (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) - Hello. (speaking in foreign language) It's unfortunate what's going down, but at least now you can move on. You're being a great example for your kids on how to respect yourself, and hopefully he shows up to be a good dad, at least, you know? - Yeah, thank you. (speaking in foreign language) - You got this, girl. - Yes, yes. - Damn, that's a picture I just wanna, for research purposes, just wanna confirm that you are an eight. - Okay. (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) - Come up next, on the Shabbos show. - Hello, bro. Celebrity cheese may come in your way. (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) - Surprise, not really. (speaking in foreign language) - Shabbos show! - Hello! - Familia, always check this out. If you love going to Conciertos, like we do love concerts. - Yes. - The next pair of tickets, you gotta buy on a seat geek app. They have the best deals, Paratus Conciertos, Fabritos, and we're gonna let you know how you can get $20 off your first purchase. With over 28 million downloads, seat geek is the number one rated ticketing app. For an upload, dope tour's coming up. Who wants to see how Ventura? - Yo. - Happy. - What? - Oh, thank you. - Love it. (speaking in foreign language) - Yes. 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(speaking in foreign language) - Okay, so Shakira was on the tonight show with Jimmy Fallon last night, promoting her new album, Las Mujeres, Yano Yoran, and she talks about why it took her seven years to make this album. It's Gucci. - What made you feel like, now you have a full album, ready to go? - Yeah, I've been putting out music here and there, but it was really hard for me to put together a body of work, I didn't have time, it was a husband factor. Now I'm husband less. - Oh, you know mom. - Yeah, the husband was dragging me down. (laughing) - If you weren't for Piquet, you wouldn't have these songs. What are you talking about is Gracias Piquet. Oh, let's be real. - Meet you how many times we gotta tell you, man. She sacrificed her career for years to be with her man's who plays football or used to play and to be with the kids. And you know what makes me so happy, guys? Shakira Samira Tan Feliz. - She does. - She's glowing. - Right, like she's back doing what she loves. Her kids must be so proud of her. Feliz, see that is Shakira. - Yeah, all right. Well, now moving on to the next. Cardi B is planning on suing the Los Angeles Police Department for accusing her of drug trafficking. - Oh my God. - She went on her Instagram live yesterday, telling us the achievement about the incident and how it went down outside of her Los Angeles home and check out what she had to say. Like, they had me outside for like three hours. They had me getting butt naked outside. Your like, it was crazy. I'm about to sue the LAPD like now. So they're like, yo, I'm Cardi B, like. - Can we get the body cam footage, please? - No. - Give us those butt naked outside. Just to confirm for research purposes, kid. - Just go on her Instagram. - Oh, hit pass. - Well, I look like I got a social (beep) Like, why would I do that? And they didn't believe me. Like, it was like some white cops and saying like, they didn't know who I was. (speaks in foreign language) She'd be smuggling things in her pants and her bra. But it's just that body. (speaks in foreign language) - Now, what's crazy about this? She said that LAPD said that somebody an anonymous person tipped them. (speaks in foreign language) Who is that anonymous tip? Yes, kid. - That actually happens a lot to YouTubers where they'll get an anonymous tip. Like, hey, go raid this house. - You're swagging. - And they'll literally be like sleeping. Yeah, and it's like the SWAT comes in and everything is just 'cause of their leaked address and people are just haters. - But I thought you needed a warrant. - No. - No, you can literally be able to do that. - No. - You can just do it like that. - No, it can be off of an anonymous tip. - Are you serious? - Yeah. - That's crazy right there. So we'll see how that loss goes for Cardi B. (speaks in foreign language) (speaks in foreign language) (explosion) (speaks in foreign language) - I love it. (upbeat music) (speaks in foreign language) - The show has someone you know and trust it stole something or someone from you. (speaks in foreign language) on Instagram at Shaboy show. (speaks in foreign language) (speaks in foreign language) This topic is inspired by Dodgers baseball star. Show, hey. Oh, Tani, who just signed his 700 million dollar deal called his lawyers. And now claims that his good friend and ex-interpreter stole over four million dollars from his bank account to pay off gambling debts. It's an ongoing investigation. (speaks in foreign language) Did he know? Did he not know? Was it his debts and now his interpreter's the one taking the fall? (speaks in foreign language) (speaks in foreign language) (speaks in foreign language) He's not gonna notice four million. (laughs) (speaks in foreign language) Has anybody, you know, stolen something from your family. (speaks in foreign language) Not me personally, but a primo, yes, of the family stole $5,000 from Atia. (speaks in foreign language) Yes. (speaks in foreign language) Have just $5,000 lean around. Girl, like every Latino family, there's like (speaks in foreign language) with the narrow, you know what I mean? Everyone knows that's over it. Where is it? Do you know what, usually where do they keep it? Dude, I don't know. (speaks in foreign language) My dad's in his coat pocket. Under the bed, my dad is the coat pocket. (speaks in foreign language) In a coat pocket, in a closet, (speaks in foreign language) Right, okay, so I don't know where my Atia had it hidden, but she was helping out a primo during a difficult time, him and their partner. And it was her sobrino. It was, yes. Got it. He was going through it, he wasn't working, and just out of nowhere, the money went missing. Bye. They confronted him and asked him, like, "Hey, you know, what's going on?" Yeah. He denied it and said, "Maybe it was your kids." She has kids. And how old are her kids? At the time, they were like 10, 13, and maybe 17, 16. Yeah. So it was a lot. And also, too, it was just a lot going on. Like the kids would never, because they are giving everything, right? You know, (speaks in foreign language) But plot twist, the following weekend, he moves out without letting my TNO. Oh, shoot, and all of a sudden he had money to move out. I don't know where he got the money, but he just pieced out, said nothing. And it's weird, okay, like, everyone knows. (speaks in foreign language) And you get me? (speaks in foreign language) We sit there in La Sala and Thanksgiving, (speaks in foreign language) We know all the cheese, but everybody just smiles. (speaks in foreign language) Coming up, it's all confess a good friend of mine that jacks something that was dear and dear to my heart. Okay, I know you got a story. I'll tell you guys, my mom stole from me. (speaks in foreign language) Yeah, it's pretty bad. (speaks in foreign language) It is up at 844-Shaboy-1. That's 844-746-2691. (speaks in foreign language) So, call me, baby. (upbeat music) (speaks in foreign language) Has someone you know and trusted stole something or someone from you? (speaks in foreign language) via DM on Instagram @Shaboy-Shaboy. (speaks in foreign language) (speaks in foreign language) Shaboy, so I'm actually recently divorced. And a few months ago, I had a friend that I met on Tinder come over. (speaks in foreign language) Just to, you know, hang out. (speaks in foreign language) And I didn't notice until a few weeks later, actually, that my wedding ring was gone. (speaks in foreign language) (speaks in foreign language) (speaks in foreign language) (speaks in foreign language) (speaks in foreign language) Yes, Kim. You're confused. What's not nothing. But she's on a Tinder date. Well, she was divorced. She said she was recently divorced. And of course, girl, you know you're keeping the ring, too. Funny, girl. Let's go. Damn, that's messed up right there. For, I remember a good friend of mine, I used to work with at a radio station. This is probably like 15 years ago. Yeah. What happened? So, we became really good friends, and he was a producer that helped out lots of the radio shows, right? That was in the morning show, but he helped out all the shows, and he started helping me out with my YouTube page. And then he would always have access to it. And then had my camera. We would take lots of pictures and videos and stuff like that. Long story short. He kept getting in trouble with our boss. (speaks in foreign language) And then we show up late all the time, hella attitude. And I would always like go and help him out. He's like, yo, shit boy. Get my back, bro. Go tell the boss not to fire me, bro. Please, please. I need this job. And I saved this job part like three times. Bro, the fourth time killing Contramas, (speaks in foreign language) in the middle of the day in the studio. (speaks in foreign language) Yes. (speaks in foreign language) Yes, he liked to smoke weed. Anyways, (speaks in foreign language) Our boss said you're fired. Yeah. And he got mad at me. What? Like, if you didn't have his back. If you didn't have my back, you know they always listen to you. You're the morning show. You could have my back. Delete my entire YouTube page. (speaks in foreign language) At that point in time, YouTube was just starting, had thousands of followers. Go just deleted it. Took my camera, my digital camera. I had some of my wedding pictures in that camera. (speaks in foreign language) And that fool moved out of the city, never talked or seen him ever again. But I don't know what man we thought. (speaks in foreign language) Bro, damn, just talking about that still hurt you. Shoot that. Howdy, man. Tell me what it is. I will pull up all the way. You already know. I can find him, FBI. He actually does live in the city that we live in now. What? But I've never ran into him. Do I know him? I don't know. And I'm never gonna say. (audience laughs) Because it is what it is. Oh, hello, tell me! No, it's all good. It's all good. (speaks in foreign language) (audience laughs) (speaks in foreign language) Someone you trust is someone you knew, man. It sucks, Berlin, that happens, all right? (speaks in foreign language) (speaks in foreign language) Bro, come on. Really? (speaks in foreign language) Chaboy show! I know, man. (upbeat music) It's almost a Chaboy show, man. Get ready for this crazy story right here. We're confessing about the times that someone you trusted, or you knew (speaks in foreign language) (speaks in foreign language) (speaks in foreign language) This happened at her quinceañera. Let me tell you something. If you're gonna have a quinceañera anytime soon, always have somebody keep an eye on. (speaks in foreign language) (speaks in foreign language) (speaks in foreign language) (beep) Guys, hey, Chaboy, from my quinceañera, I got my quincea ring and my quincea necklace, and I had actually taken it off before the party because I didn't want to lose it. And so this lady that was invited to the party, she had actually been walking around and tried to be sneaky. Boom says one of my aunts seen that she took it. And my aunt didn't say anything, she didn't want to cause a big scene at the quinceañera, but the next day my aunt called me, and she told me, "Hey, do you know where your ring and your necklace are?" And I started looking in all of my presence, and I noticed that it was gone. So my aunt went directly to this lady's house, knocked on her door, demanded that the ring and necklace, she would give it back. The lady didn't want to, so my aunt walked right in, and walked into her room. - There were families, so she knew her. And so she goes into her room, and yep, there was the box that had my ring and my necklace in it. - Wow. - No, my turn. - Yo, give it up to your dia right there. - Yes. - That's some ride or die dia mica. I got you pulling up to the house. Kick down the door. (speaking in foreign language) Yo, shout out to you if you're still rocking your necklace from your quinceañera. (speaking in foreign language) Did you get a classic necklace for your quinceañera? - I did. (speaking in foreign language) - She doesn't let me use it. No, she thinks I'm gonna pawn it. Only special occasions, which are never, so I don't know. (speaking in foreign language) - She definitely will. (speaking in foreign language) - I was gonna trade the same pawn and get some more. - No, it's actually cute. - I would wear it. It doesn't say quincea or nothing on it. It's just a butterfly, so it's something that I can wear all the time. (speaking in foreign language) - Hello, diamonds. (speaking in foreign language) For your quinceañera necklace, you got a necklace with your name on it. (speaking in foreign language) - (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) You get that little squab a little same thing. - Oh, thank you. - The little baby one? - Yeah. - Go bracelet? Let's go. - Love it. - Nietzsche, you're saying that your mom stole from you? (speaking in foreign language) - Oh, okay. (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) - Hey! - Hey! - I know you're lying, Micho. - Why? - She sure got like three sereda de la rose, right? - Right. - For a hundred bucks? - Yeah. - Eddie, has anybody ever stole anything from you? - No, gracadios, nobody has stolen anything that I know of, you know. - Ah, until came. (speaking in foreign language) - Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. - She stole, she stole my heart though, for sure. - Yeah, I have it. (speaking in foreign language) - Hopefully, yeah. (speaking in foreign language) - It's gonna be really quick. - That's when it's your boy? - Ah! (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) - Like in three seconds. (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) - Are you a software professional looking to make a lasting impact on people and the planet? As general promoters, our vision is a world with zero crashes, zero emissions, and zero congestion. And we need innovative people like you to join us on this journey and challenge the limits of what is possible. From autonomous cars to software to find vehicles, you'll translate breakthrough technologies like AI and to experiences that people love, all while pushing the world forward toward an all-electric future. See how you can shape the future of mobility at careers.gm.com. - Do you see the deals on these brands? - Of course you can't, this is a podcast. But when you go to Ross this spring, you'll see brands you know at prices you love. 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