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Dan Schneider in a nutshell

That's what he gets for being a huge disgrace to Nickelodeon. I hope he gets sent to jail permanently. It's sad to see Nickelodeon to go downhill.

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27 Mar 2024
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That's what he gets for being a huge disgrace to Nickelodeon. I hope he gets sent to jail permanently. It's sad to see Nickelodeon to go downhill.

Hi y'all, I am Dancin' Eider. I'm just a creepy degenerate piece of crap and pervert who works at Nickelodeon Studios and I love feet. I have an obsession of feet. I also love to make foot jokes, foot references, and foot pictures from everyone including children. This is why I made a Nickelodeon logo to shape like a foot. Hi there. Oh. Hi. What is up with the wardrobe that is shaped like a foot? It's known for walking and running. Anyways, do you mind taking off your shoes? Um, excuse me, why don't you want me to do that? Well, well, well, damn, you are caught and being busted for being a creepy pedophile to minors. And you know what that means when it comes to foot fetish child pedators like you, jail time and Nickelodeon will be going out of business. That's what you get for being a total disgrace and an embarrassment to Nickelodeon. Nobody likes my foot jokes anymore. Waaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllll. [Laughter] (laughing) [BLANK_AUDIO]