And you're looking up, you're going to sign that soon. Hell yeah. Keep it coming in here. That's cool. The most funny thing is jazz. I mean, jazz has to hang out before I show you. [inaudible] Yeah. [inaudible] How was that? I wasn't that irritated. As soon as one of my classmates kept talking. Oh, you're talking about that. I thought you were talking about when we were out last night. Oh, I'm talking about that. Oh, yeah. All right. Well, let's talk. Welcome to the episode. Like, well, it gets a key to the wall. If you do not search for my old tweets, I have grown. AKA child, the payment. AKA the six-time crop pot chat. AKA the same goes to Jennifer Wicks. Approach me as you with America. My pronouns are I'm him. And we have jazz Cooper. Hey, guys. So they show you're following us on social media, on Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, wherever you listen. Please make sure you download. That's how you get our streams. And subscribe, subscribe, subscribe to our YouTube channel. Before we begin, we'll have what's happening yesterday. That was hilarious. I was just saying, were you okay? I was just telling me on my phone. Oh. My pants. It was really bad. Oh, okay. Still wearing pants. Oh, these are ripped. Yeah, right. They did that. And your crotch? I've been squatting. Oh. Do you know how to do it? I have no other choice but to wear it until I can get to the store. No, you can get them repaired. Oh, that's the unrepaired. I mean, I can't. I mean, I'm going out today. Oh, well, yeah. You just have to rock it. I just can't nobody see my crotch. I mean, why are you in my crotch anyway? That you're going to do something. All right. Let's just introduce, I guess we finally have our guest back. He just, he is laughing because he knows that. I've been two minutes on the show, but he is guys. Never coming to my show. I mean, God damn. I've been doing like TV interviews the last like two weeks and a little bit different from start. Yeah. Yeah. A little different. Yeah. Yeah. It is what it is. But we are joined by our, well, um, what would it be called? White correspondent? Oh, hell yeah, dude. WC. We only have a few people to show. We only have a few. What an honor. Actually, it really is just you. This year we got another, but, you know, the OG. Yeah. She's in a different profession than you. I was hearing about that. Yeah. I've not seen her work though. Me either. Yeah. Oh, you hear this guy on 99.5? He has his new bar that is just open, um, hot social. I saw Sean Clarendon. Yeah. And you also have a comedy, um, album coming out as well. November 1st pre-order right now. Intern John comedy.com. Thanks for having me. See y'all later. That's all you do. Got my plugs out of the way. My boy intern John. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers to you. Um, we speak regularly. Yeah. Off and on one John bitches me a lot. Um, I try to show support and then he zooms into my pictures like why you have calculated here. And then well, I don't do that. And then he invites me out to bars and I'm like, yeah, it's a line as long as I stop being a bitch. Go to the front and show my picture. Yeah. Yeah. Intern John is famous. Yeah. Like, and I do it in the, oh, here intern John. They take me to the back room. Oh, you go this way. Yeah. Yeah. They don't even take me in the back of the room. That's exciting for you. It is. It is. But no, but I was going to give a chance to you, especially for opening the bar, man. We're going to definitely. Yeah. Yeah. Had to bring the whole tequila, her, her experience out there. Cheers. Cheers. So much more success. I have me. Much more. Yeah. Before we get into the, our fuck. Yeah. Um, the comedy special. Yes. So you're doing that. You're taking it. Oh, you're doing, you're doing an album. Yeah. So we recorded the shows back in June. I had a food poisoning that whole week. So it was like my flu game. I was like every 10 minutes. It was coming out the wrong end. Yeah. It was bad, but like the shows are sold out. So I was going to cancel it. I was like, I know we're doing the specials. I got to just do it. So we did it and worked out, but it was. I was taking so much pep toe and like my doctor's like, you really shouldn't do that. Well, I keep shitting my pants. So. I don't know. And that venue that we did the show at, there's no bathroom backstage. Yeah. Go up to the crowd. Yeah. Or I go to the 7/11 or the Chinese restaurant next door. Neither option was great. So my doc, I don't tell you. If I die because of pep toe bismol. Poisoning. That's a don't tell anybody. Yeah. Say it was something else. I'd rather you say it was heroin than like he shat himself with death. Yeah. Natural causes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Natural causes would be so. As your friend. If I went to that funeral. Just understand. I'll be uncontrollably laughs. Turn right on the casket. I'm a yo. You know how you do it, right? It was so bad. It was so bad. It was so bad. Anyway. You did multiple specials and I got chopped them up and found the best parts. Yeah. So we did that weekend. We did three shows and then yeah, took the best of all those and then put it together. It's been crazy. It was a crazy like I hate hearing myself back. So having to listen to all three hours and then pick the best that sucked. But this show is really good. But for me, it's like I've already heard this shit a million times. It's not. She's trying to get that. She's trying to get that. Where it is. But so. Where was this located? You were in. Arlington draft house in Arlington. Yeah. So it was up spot. It was like 250 a night. Sold out shows and then it was good. It was really good. The album's really good too. I can't wait to hear it. When you say you had a comedy album, I was thinking about when I first heard. Was it Richard Pryor? We hear that. Hey, I was like, I'm like, okay. So that's why I was going to the multiple doing YouTube. Yeah. Both on YouTube. See what? Yeah. You're going. I'm dropping out. Yeah. And like it's crazy. So it comes out on the first and then hopefully the goal is to have it go number one. Like in the world, which would be crazy. Right now it's like Weird Al, Adam Sandler, Matt Rife. So it's stiff competition, but the goal is the number one, which would be. That'd be sick at that point. I know what you do next. I probably just post on Instagram and be done with it. But yeah, we're excited. You had a like, would you consider comedy like another branch of your career or how would you? Yeah, it's weird. I think like I always need to create stuff. So like the comedy thing started eight years ago. I was supposed to be like a one off thing and then I'm like, I kind of like doing it. And now I'm very lucky that most of the stuff I've done has worked out where if one of the side gigs falls through the others should support it. So yeah, but it's fun. I wasn't going to do the tour this year that had breakup in January. I was like, maybe I should start writing jokes. And that was kind of what started the whole thing. So, but yeah, it's, it's fun. I think the radio is like doing that more because more consistent, but the comedy is. It's good. It's fun. I said you were crazy before, but I gave it a try and I realized while doing the hour, the first time. My father. Yeah. Yeah, I do comedy. Anything. I don't tell them I wear. Yeah. I encourage people to boot. I'm fresh. I go to the hole in the wall spot that no one knows me. Like this is just about to be bad. I didn't know that first show. I did one, two minutes. I like. Oh, it's yeah. Even like I don't test the jokes out until the first show. It's like the album is the first time me doing those jokes ever in front of people. Wow. Yeah. Because I like if I tried it in front of somebody because with comedy, it's like if I if I told you guys one of the jokes. You're like not in the right mind frame to be like, oh, that's funny because we're not in a comedy club. Whatever. So I never want to tell somebody the joke. I'm like, Mm. Then me be like, ah, does it suck or was it like whatever. So I just. Yeah. Just the joke. But like let's say if you were doing an essay, you had a joke or you were doing a set up. I'm like, I see where you're going here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's so that's different. Yeah. That's the cool thing about doing it. Like each time you do a joke, you essentially tell a different way or think of like a different way to do it. So I feel bad for like artists who do the same songs. They have a you have a hit. You're probably tired of shit doing the same song a million times. And you probably thought different ways you could have rhyme things within the song. You know what I mean? We're like, oh, why I do this differently. So the comedy is cool because we can change up the delivery and the punch. You are right. We learned that when they were doing that versus. No. Yeah. But the artists would pick their own songs and they pick the songs that no one likes. We got this song to banger. Like no, we don't want that. Yeah. They hate. They hate their. I've been playing this song since '96. I don't want hearing them more. I paid $50. I want to hear it. Yeah. Yeah. That makes me out of work. Dude, I was at a tea paint show years ago. And this was when. You've been to play his hits. Yeah. But there was like, I think he, he'd play all the hits and then like the next hit he had was going to be hotel room service with Pitbull, but it hadn't come out yet. So he goes, all right, I got one more song left and he starts the intro for a stripper. Everybody goes crazy. He goes, fine. No, I'm going to play you something new instead. I'm like, God damn dog. But we want that. We wanted stripper. We paid my $50. Yeah. Yeah. But I get it. You probably get tired of that shit. So tell us about the bar you got. Yeah. So I opened up a bar with some buddies in Clarendon called hide social. We had kind of figured that there's nothing worse than we go to like a bar and it's crowded as hell. People are spilling drinks on you. And you can't hear the person across me at the table. So we wanted to create a space where you can go get cocktail. You can get food and actually have a conversation with somebody. And so opening weekend was was this weekend. We had a fans friends with family last weekend. It's been a bender the last two. I am not doing well. Emotionally, financially, physically. Yeah. But it's fun. It's great. It ties up perfectly. I've been single and having a bar is an interesting vibe. But yeah, it's been a lot of fun so far. Yeah. It's got to come out. I was sorry. Usually being single and having the time of work, being single and having the bar. AKA. I'm getting hella. Not yet. No, but it is. It is cool to like. It's funny because the first couple of days going in like the balancer stopped me. Like who are you? I mean, I'm I own the place. That's kind of a cool flex. And then. Yeah. So that's it's a cool line and drop back to people when people are being smart. But yeah, it's cool. Once again, we said this off there. I said, well, I need my tab. It's never getting paid. Yeah. I've never seen you pay for a drink in the eight years I've known you. That is a lie. That's not a lie. When we got to the guard bar and I was hitting cigars like we bought my own drink there. I don't think that's true for Dante. Your cousin's birthday. I don't think so. Yeah, I did. You don't even know, dawg. You're just like pulling up times we've hung out and then assuming I won't remember. Here we are. Okay. Okay. Now I definitely could think of it. We was at the public bar. I remember I bought my tequila and he was like, why the fuck do you buy a drink? Oh, yeah. That's fair. Yeah. That's fair. Yeah. That's fair. And then came out with a bottle. Yeah. Well, my bar, you got paid for drinks until we start making money. Well, you know, unless you're me. You know, unless you're me or jazz. Yeah. I've been trying to jazz come out never, not a once. That's fast. He did. Well, I'll take your videos like where she at. This is a thing. I have to know. Well, I don't know who to blame for this. I don't always know when you're out until you're already out in the thick of it. Yeah. And at that point, I'm like, you know, it takes me an hour to get dressed and an hour to get there. Two hours. We all are on to the next thing. He definitely hit you the same day. If he was sitting right here and he was on, I don't know, Connecticut Avenue, hey, but boy, were you at? Yeah. I'm in DC. I'm in Fort Washland. It's not being a bitch. It's coming out here. Yeah. Usually it's what happens because I don't plan ahead like that. It's like, okay. I guess here we are. I just need to know, like, does he just earlier of the day come out to the bar now? Do I have it? Now that you have it. And we can go home. Yeah. So you're there all the time. Technically, we know the owner. Yeah. Yeah. Actually. Yeah. Yeah. We actually know each other. Hell yeah. Okay. Cheers. All right. Hey, come on now. Got my, got my new, what's the shiver? My new spot. My new spot. Watch the game. Watch the game. Yes. Watch this game. Like, no, we can't, like, look, I'm gonna call John. Your job is on the line. The rain is playing. Yeah. Yeah. It was funny because, like, the first weekend, I guess people were, everybody was saying they knew me. I was like, first of all. It's a friends family. Yeah. It's funny how, like, and I think you guys get to, like, when you get, like, some success, you'd see how the real friends are, kind of real friends paid for their drinks. Yeah. And weren't, like, like, yeah, this is a business, right? Yeah. It's like, I have friends that will do, like, start clothing stuff and expect other friends to get free clothes. I'm like, yeah, they're trying to make money, dude. They're selling those clothes. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, what are we doing? We get it. We, we, when we do, you asked about the live shows, but when we do live shows, it's sometimes, when people, you get a pass, because especially if you have me and jazz come out to the events and be like, hey, you looked out, it was free, cool, but some people might, my brother. Yeah, dude. You barely, you barely even comment on the video. Right. It's $25. It's $25. You have $25. You have $20. You have $20. It's a while, the people. You have a dub. If you don't have a dub, you have big problems of trying to come and see me. Yeah. It's all the time. Yeah. We're trying to make money, bruh. Yeah. We keep giving out free shit. This place would be closed very fast. I get people asking for free tickets to the comedy show. I was like, yo, it's for charity, right? Yes. It's amazing. You're having a charity? Yeah. It's like, it's all for charity. I've made $0 off of this thing. It's just a wild. Yeah. It's all been for the, for the charity. We've raised over $100,000 for Fisher House, which has been dope. So that's what the album goes to as well. So really? Yes, sir. Fisher House, like put like a plaque for you somewhere. I mean, it'd be sick. Hell yeah, dude. I think they're sending some like merch, but I want a statue to be sick. It might be a big one. It's like one like a table. Hell yeah. Just to have myself. Absolutely. If the album goes number one, I'm making myself a statue or a plaque. We're going to promote that, man. You have a big following and I support it from your time being interned on the radio. Yeah. It'll be cool. It's kind of weird when I hang out with you and seeing that the love that you get, it's like it's put it this way. I know type of love we would get in the crowd crowd that's going to go through. Yeah. Yours and stuff is like, I don't know who knows you or does it. I don't know either. It's just more so you're looking around like, it could be this guy, it could be this black guy. Yeah, like girl, it could be the white guy. And they all come to you. I was like, okay. I was at the cap's game a couple nights ago and met a new buddy who was there. So how to him? And we were in the cap suite. And one of the dudes that I met posted a video of me the next day saying look who was in the suite. He's in the back. And that was like, Hey, look at this picture. Yeah. So like going to turn around. Yeah, that's I get anxiety in public because it's like it's explained to my therapist once. I'm like, if I if it's a work event, I know I'm supposed to be intern John. Easy. But from out in public, I just don't know if they want you to be interned. Yeah, or people even like my old apartment complex, I had a move. But when one of the last weeks I was there, I was walking in the hall. This girl said hi. And I said hi and kept walking. She wrote a really long text to the show about how it was rude in the hallway. And I was like, you didn't say like you listened to the show. I started being friendly. Yeah, I mean, that's like, yeah, what the fuck did you expect you to do? I had she said like, Hey, I listened to it. Oh, gladly. Thank you. Yeah. I mean, even then what else are you supposed to do? Yeah. I was just like, so high and kept moving. You know, roll. She care. Yeah. They even okay. Yeah, you did. I care. Big time. It was a white girl. You know, I had I got in my ex ex girlfriend, we were in Clarendon and like she was trying to start a fight in public and I was like, listen, we can't do this in public. But this girl walked by and then I saw that same girl like three years later. She was, hey, I saw you in your ex fighting in Clarendon. I didn't want to be rude. Like I get picture now. I'm like, damn. Wow. That him. Yeah. Shit. Yeah. It's tough life. I'm a martyr. Really? Not a martyr. Not yet. Yeah. All right. Before we get into the tequila top topics, what was the name of the album again? Intern John the album. Oh. It's very easy. Internjohncomedy.com to pre-order it. I know. Six bucks. But the visuals on YouTube at some point after. I don't know. It's funny because I never, I mean, you guys get it too. It's like you never really planned for when success happens. And then it does. And it's like, I still have a real job too. So like, I mean, you need, you guys have a great team too, but you need a full team really to do all this stuff. Yeah. So it's like, never really thought I was going to get to this level. And then if the album goes number one, I don't know what that means for my life either. So it's kind of like a wait and see. That was you and Matt, where I've had to fight for that. I kick his ass. It could only be one mullet. Oh, please. I kick his ass. I think. I don't know, man. He looks pretty solid. Yeah. That looks like that. That's his cute muscles though. That's not like fighting muscles. There's a difference. Yeah. I mean, watching me like a black belt though and just destroying me, but yeah. But beef of Matt Wright, he knows the gist of who she is. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Oh, shit. But yeah, no, definitely. Like I said, you got a lot of support behind you. Yeah. You got to go and support it and push it out there. Definitely. Give it to our. You know, I'm going to see you out and I pull up your phone and make sure you bought it. I see. Okay. That's not. That's one thing I would say. I do support my family. Yeah. I had people ask for codes for the album. I was like, yo. Code? Yeah. I'm like, yo. Come on. Like presale. Yeah. They want the free download. Yeah. It's $6. My guy. Yeah. It's $6. More than that. Only thing. Yeah. A day. Not me, but people I've known. I mean, if I say, hey, if you are, John, you already doing this supporting women. If I thought, listen, if I thought I could sell pictures of my feet, I sure as hell would. If I thought there was a mark from my underwear online, I would sell all of that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's my stuff. Like that doesn't work for men. No, it's honestly. We will all do it. It's quite sexist. If you ask me. Yeah. I don't think I would want a pair of men's underwear. Yeah. That describe, you know, it's all actually everything is made by men and done by men. Men made these rules. Yeah. And we also made it to the point where it's like, yeah, no, we are the sickest ones and we're going to buy that underwear. Yeah. Well, women aren't buying men's draw. No. They have holes in them, bro. Like a shirt protector underwear. We literally, I'm pretty sure Jaz got one of these deals like, yo, walk around for a whole day. I have. I sell that. And then don't watch it. How much? Um. Asking for a friend. Yeah. Like depends on how long I wore them for. Yeah. The longer I wear them, the more it costs. What was that? What's the average? Under $200. With inflation? Is it adjusted or is it still that much? Still that much. Okay. Yeah. What quality underwear are we selling? Like the good stuff. Yeah. You know, like the, the fire pack you get? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you know the guy? Did you mail him? Mail him. Okay. Well, yeah. When you mail him, does he feel like anonymous? No, that was also, I thought that would be a little awkward because I have your name and address. Oh, he gave you a name. I mean, you, you have to send it in the mail. Yeah. That's fair. Well, when we send stuff, when people mail us to like here, I'd just say you'll put the keel talk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Don't turn addresses. I'm not giving my Walter last name. I'm not giving that. All right. All right. How long did you learn? The first pair was for, I think, a dare to the second pair was for three days. Oh, yeah. Same guy? Yeah. That guy. Go up. So he got the first progress. No, not enough. Three days is like. Not staking enough. Hell yeah, dude. I know. I'm going to show you. You were just, you were just sitting around the house. Yeah. Like I just wore them. Yeah. You know, hey. You should've just, you should've just like. Why? Because dudes are stupid. You could've just, you could've just. You could've took any pair of underwear out. Maybe just today. And just like warm one day and just like, yeah, it's been good. Yeah. Because how would he know? How do you know? That guy's never smelled natural vagina. He has no idea. Yeah. Men are serious. But during college, my roommate and I, we're like, we gotta try and press the girls. I went to an all boys high school so I didn't have much interaction with girls. So we went to the Dollar Tree and bought a bunch of women's underwear and hung it on the ceiling of our dorm. Because our logic was girls are gonna walk in and be like, these guys definitely get ass. Because there's underwear on the ceiling. It didn't work. You use it like a screwdriver. I was gonna say. I don't know. I was like 17. I don't know what I would think if I went in a guy's dorm room. That's funny though. And he has panties hanging from the ceiling. I mean, it's a vibe. A vibe? Yeah. They know it really looks really, it's like, I would think you were related to Jeffrey Dommers. Oh, okay. Some white. That's messed up. White guy from the Midwest. Things are adding up. The walls. It didn't work. Yeah. I could have told you that. Yeah. When I was 17. Trial and error. Yeah, man. I hate bro. I don't know if this would be good. I was trying to peacock. It's big. Listen. We clearly get ass. Peacock. Yeah. Also, it's a dorm room, man. Like, you can't be judged. You have a dorm room. Yeah. Yeah. You can hug somebody. There's somebody literally right above you. You know what I mean? I mean, still. Yeah. I mean, I thought. I was just alcohol bottle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. College, man. My first day of my roommate. This is some white people shit. So we had. We had bunk beds. I didn't know them at all. But I was like, I got to do something to break the ice. Like, we aren't really talking. So I pretended to jerk off the first night. Yeah. So I was like, like, we say a good night, whatever. And I started breathing. Like, then I started shaking the bed. And then I stopped. I'm like, Hey, Seth, could you feel that? And then I love knowing it's joking. But yeah. But then every other time was real. Yeah. That was a funny thing is. Whoa, man. This is why we have a white correspondent on the show. Very much so. The white humor and black humor. I'm getting. You guys don't pretend to jerk off or any friends? No. No. I would just say this is a, this is a prime example of the differences in black humor and white humor and black sensibilities and white sensibilities because, uh, uh, uh. I get it though. I watch. I kill Tony all that shit. Funny as shit. Yeah. But I would never do it. Like if I did that, even jokingly around Marcus to this day, he like, he was dripping off in the beer every week. I'm like, no, it wasn't. It was one day. But you know, black people were hyping. I was like, man, he pulled down in front of me and tried to turn it off. I was like, this is a good game. I, it wasn't. There's a TikTok thread that I'm on. It's like black people will clone you for anything. And it's the funniest thing. Yeah. Like a guy answers the phone and say hello. Like this guy says hello. And they're just like laughing. It's like so good. So good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everything. Look at me. I was like, I don't have a black, black socks of white. That's a new thing though. And they also like the ankle socks are not thinking anymore, according to Jen. Really? Yeah. Oh, I did that. Remember back in our day, we have to like roll the socks down. Yeah. So you know, it's like high socks. It's like the thing. We're sure. There's a, there's a, just how we know they show the TikTok to know who's the O-head in the gym. Yeah. And I felt so bad because I had ankle socks on in the gym. Wow. I was watching that TikTok. And they're like, yeah, the O-head where ankle socks young niggas don't like, wait, oh. Yeah. Everybody told me. Yeah. I didn't know this was a thing. What's wrong with ankle socks? I didn't know. I don't know. I, I don't know. They just don't wear home. Yeah. That's even weren't supposed to show your socks. I have no idea what happened. We're old now. Yeah, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, that was the difference. We're going to figure this out today. We're going to have some fun with this. All right. So we have a couple of topics. So it's a few things. And you brought up a topic where we brought up a situation and I want to ask you this. I want to keep the top topic we have for the week. Jazz and I watched the show called love is blind. No. Yeah. You watched that. This season was trash. More drama. I don't like when shows DC based reality shows notoriously don't do well. That's what I've heard. Like the real world was bad. And then the housewives. The real world was bad. There used to be real housewives of DC. Yeah. Before Potomac. It was only one season. It didn't last. It was not good. Um, you got love in marriage. DC. Nothing. We're too cool. And that's because we all have real jobs that nobody's really willing to put it all out there. Or take six weeks off of work. That's the other part. Yeah. It was a pure clearance. Yeah. Fuck that. Who wants to use six weeks of leave to film a show? I feel like all of us are like, uh, maybe. Yeah. I think DC is pretty, maybe too expensive to live in. You have to work. Well, they are using my PTO for Netflix. No. Netflix had a hard time finding people for this season, I guess. Really? I have a co-worker who's married. My producers reached out to him on LinkedIn. Hey, do you want to love his blind? He goes, I got kids in my profile. Yeah. My wife, dog. Yeah. When you're searching out LinkedIn to find people. Maybe it's a toddler guy. Mm. He has a whole family. Yeah. That. Again, I don't know how you think that's not going to come out. That's the other thing. I'm like, how do you have such big skeletons in your closet? Oh, yeah. And you say, you know what? Yeah. I'm a little more TV. Yeah. No one watching Netflix. No one watching Netflix. I've never heard a show. Dumb, dumb, dumb. But this is based off of how Tim broke up with Alex. And I'm just thinking, when he, wait. Oh, okay. Yeah. When he was, yeah. I don't ever want to speak with you again. Yeah. He was like, I just, to be clear, I never want to see you again. I was like, oh. Damn. You were just telling her you loved it. Yeah. Literally yesterday. Damn. Yeah. What's the worst way someone broke up with you? I've never been dumped. Oh. You do the dumping. Yeah. All right, Mr. Bitches. I've only had like four or five serious relationships, I think. But yeah, I'd never been dumped. The last girlfriend did dump you dumped her. Yeah. And the last girlfriend we gave her two years and we were just like hanging out. I know where she started crying. I'm like, oh God. But she was, she had said that she didn't feel happy with life outside the relationship. And I was like, that sounds like you got to go figure some things out because I can't. What more can I do? So we're good. And her brother is actually one of the investors in the bar too. Yeah. I knew him first. And then he booked the system. He booked your boy's system. Saved myself marriage. You're a goddamn liar. You're good. Nope. Not doing that. I forgot about this podcast. Kind of trap me. Hell no. Saved myself. Yeah. I've never been dumped. I know of. That's great. Yeah. I know we want to go. So I feel like you and I relationships probably very different. You probably do dumpable shit all the time. You know what I mean? I am actually a fucking sweetheart to both the girlfriends at the same time. I do nice shit. The fact that your girl's not like ran away jazz, but I got your back. Yeah. The fact that she had to go inhale and think about it. I'm a fucking Michael. Okay. She's still thinking about it. I'm a little bit. I do dumb shit, but they all love me. What was the question? Well, it's a good boyfriend. I've never. Right. I've never been my boyfriend. Right. But you know what you've seen. Yeah. Um. Again. There is thinking. Fuck it. No. Well, it's a good. Well, it's an excellent boyfriend. I think nice. That's what I'm talking about. I do nice things. Add. Get caught. You're going to laugh at me. You're not. That's your back. No. Well, it's an excellent boyfriend. Go to the stand. He did nothing. He doesn't. He actually doesn't do that. He'd be home. He'd be chilling. You know. That's a good question. But then when we get hits, it's just. Everyone and everything. I got started. I got to start back over. Oh, yeah. He has to reset. Yeah. He has to reset the vibe. Um. Yeah. Yeah. What's the worst way to go? Oh. Um. Oh, I was just thinking about this. This week. So we were dating and we were talking and we were kind of in like. We weren't breaking up or anything like that, but we were kind of going through a little thing. I get on Instagram. He posts this girl her picture and the caption was. Keep it. What's that? JZ line? Um, my baby mama. Harder than a lot of you. It hit the lottery. Yeah. And I was like. And I called him and I was like, who? What? And that's how he told me that he had moved on and was dealing with this girl. He went back to his family. No, he didn't go back. She was new. But he said you're baby, baby mama. No, no, no, I wasn't. They didn't have kids. They never had kids, but. Yeah. So I got dumped on Instagram. It was really. Yeah. That's the post was on Instagram. It was her picture on his profile. He went hard. You know, like, you know, you know, like it's hard long. Yeah. It was a pic. Yeah. And that caption like hit the lottery. Yeah. He didn't like show a hand. No full blow and like, and I was just like. We talked yesterday, like how you just got to post. Another bit. Yeah, that shit hurt. Did you know who the girl was? Like, what's the girl floating around the circle though? Um, in retrospect, not really, but he had been trying to talk to her. She had not been around him. He had been trying to talk to her. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. I get it. Yeah. That was horrible. I get it. Cause he's like, look, I mean, I want her, but she's building me exactly. I'll deal with this. But soon she said, yes, I go, this bitch got to go. Yep. Sorry. I've been wanting this. I love his blind show. And it was like, it was like humiliating because everyone knew that we had like dealt with each other and we're talking. It was suddenly like he had popped up with some new girl on his profile. This was back when like, I mean, it still kind of is a big deal to post somebody. This is like 10 years ago when ID was really, yeah, like WCW was still a thing. Like it was a big deal. Yeah. Yeah. That was the worst I've ever been done. I've been done with a girl. I was dating. I was in college and she sent actually, you know, she didn't send a text. She called me because we were arguing over something and I just felt like she wasn't fucking. All right. Whatever. I'm like, I'm in college. I just say it's done. Hell yeah. I always don't want to be the bad guy. Like, you got to bring up with me. Yeah. I want that sympathy. Hell yeah. I'm like, yo, my girl dumb man. Get some pussy. So what happened was I guess I pressed a real bad button. Mind you, me and her are cool to the date. She has a husband and family now. This is old shit. But she said she went on a five minute rant. I didn't have no room to talk. And the rant went, I don't want to see you. I want to talk to you. I want to be with you. I want to fuck you. I want to look at you up. Like, she went, I don't want to, but five minutes straight and listed everything. And I just sit in the phone like this. I'm like, all right, cool. And that's hung up. I'm like, I have nothing. And then like, I'm like, two months later, she messaged me on aim. Oh. Yeah. That was cool. Yeah. That was pretty harsh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Never again. Never again. I don't want to. I don't want to. We could just be. But he's from a distance. Yeah. Yeah. That shit. That's tough. But, you know, at all what we, I dodged a bullet with that guy. Oh, yeah. It sounds like it. Are they still together? No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shit. And I'm standing on that shit. It ain't a legend, bitch. Are we cutting? Are we cutting this one out? No, that's how we cut it out. No, we ain't cutting it out. It is what it is. Court records are public information, so. Chester. Chester. The molester. And a big love you to your wife. Cause she's compliant in the abuse. Okay. I said it was about to go dark. I did. You were fucking Kenneth Petty. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. It's funny. Diggis because Marcus talked to him when I just said. I heard it. It's like it's on your fucking Nicki Minaj husband. Okay. No. Why do they keep texting me? Are you getting these texts? Okay. No, let's go to it. Whoever has beef with Angela. Also Brooks. Fuck you. I don't care. I don't know what she did. Now I'm a vote for her. Stop texting me. Angela. Also. No. Whoever her haters are. Oh, Larry Hogan. Oh, Larry Hogan. She's running. No, I won't say he's a hater, but she's running against Larry Hogan. Bro. I'm getting texts every day. About her. Negative text. Yeah. All bad. Yeah. And I'm saying now I'm saying they're like, well, just because you keep texting me. How much is vote for? No. District of Columbia keeps texting me about my parking tickets. Harris and Harris or whatever they're called. What's your band? I'm an eight. Oh, I'm only a 1700. Oh. Yeah. I'm so good. 8K, baby. I'm 1700. I've been dodging them since 2012. They can't put it on your front. They can't put that on your front. They found me. They found me. See how much I was like, they ain't that bad for 12 years. I just want them to lie. Could be worse. Could be a lie. 10. Yeah. You got two. People have like 12. 12. Yeah. 17. 25. Yeah. You just cause they double too fast. Yeah. We did the Merlin. So I don't need to pay them to renew my license. Oh, that's fair. There's no flags. Why am I paying this? Why? I just don't. Why? I just won't drive in decent. It's like I used to get tickets to college. I'm not paying the school for. Well, I got a ticket in Jersey on the Jersey Turnpike and never went. And they put two points on my license. Damn. Really? Yeah. They put two points. I was pissed. My car insurance went up. Yeah. What the fuck is this? And it's on my permanent. It's on my driving record. That sucks. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck is this bullshit? Jersey state troopers. Anyway. Yeah. Go ahead. John, have you ever crashed out over a significant other? Being this though, I think you do all the breaking up. I don't think you crashed. You seem pretty level. You don't seem like you crashed. No, I mean, so like my last relationship, I had to do like, we had to do the break up announcement on the show. You broke up in January. Why? You have to do it on the show. Just because like, I didn't talk about it for like a week on the show and we got thousands of texts of like, do you normally talk about your relationship on the show? Yeah, just like life stuff. So if you're talking about, you know, whatever, like birthdays and that kind of stuff. So you hadn't mentioned her for a week and people were like, what's going on? Oh, wow. Do you like a fucking business? No. Yeah. But it's also like, that's, that's like the, the two side, yeah, because it's like, people really invested in the relationship because they were happy for us, which was great. And then people were like, what's going on? Then having to go on the air and like explain everything sucks ass. It's with, I've told folks like the public breakups, the worst, cause it's like, it's just you and you don't want to seem better. Do you want to paint things? Right? The announcement video has like over a million views on everything. It's crazy. But like, again, it's like the plus size of people are like, obviously, they're invested. However, it's, it sucks having that out there and then still have to do the show every day. And then so it was a rough, like two or three months and then I started writing the jokes and that kind of helped. But it was like, you know, I don't think you were one of those. I'm sorry that you got announced. I was going to say, if you have to publicly announce a million views, yeah, I mean, but like, I think it'd be, I think it'd be weirder if I was, if I had was dating somebody right now, I'm hiding them. It'd be weird. Do you know what I mean? Right. You hide it. Yeah. You put a drink. Hide your kid from the world. Drake. Drake. Yeah. Drake. Yeah. So that was, that was not a good, but then I got back on the day and apps and dating apps are worse now. Day apps are funny because like a match for this girl, she's like, I bet you think you're going to get asked because you're intern John. Ma'am, you match with me and then like another girl was like, I bet you're only on here to meet other girls. And I was like, yeah, what, what we mean, guys, what are we doing? Yeah. Listen, I know, like, what app for the menu show? That's the question. What date in apps do you use? Oh, what's you? Hinge. Hinge is a bumble Tinder. Oh, I had a riot for a little bit. That was a riot. Riot is the one where it's like celebrities, allegedly. Here's the thing about riot though. So to get on the app, yeah. And so you need to like, I'll show your contact list and like people are on the app. I got people on my phone who should not be on that app who are married. But I was like, I don't know if Riot just keeps your information and like, that's why they're on there. But there's like folks are like, you shouldn't be on this app. Yeah. Oh, they have joined the app or they like because Riley'll be like, if you were on, if you're on the app, it'd be like, I hope my contacts like, oh, ask Walt for recommendation. And then like, cause he's on, and that's how you get on. So there's like, oh, maybe it's never deleted that. I know that there's like some high profile folks. I'm like, you are too high profile to be and married to be on the, on the back. Yeah. Yeah. Like me, someone found me on Tinder and I, I just never deleted my profile from, I know of this. I don't use it. I don't, I never did good on those apps. But, um, I have, I didn't, I joined it like maybe team. They have sex. I just, I did it. I did like a week. I was like, this is weird. Someone matched me that I knew in real life, like bitch, why don't you speak? Yeah. I know it's weird. But the apps are funny. Cause like, so bumble like was born because women were complaining about dudes reaching out and having corny pickup lines. So bumbles like women reach out first. Like that's the whole thing. Bumble switched this past year to be like, Hey, we realized the pressure of reaching out is causing people to knock out on the apps. Now anybody can reach out first. I'm like, y'all complained about how corny, and like the amount of girls in bumble is like, Hey, as their first message, I'm like, y'all complained about dudes doing this forever. Cause I gave y'all the power and it's, Hey, Hey, what the judge came up to say a bunch of girls. Now she died with the fella. You guys have no game, no, yeah, not at all, zero game, not I will accept that. I think because we have been taught, socialized, whatever to be, not the prize, but be the man comes to you, fairy tale story, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you know, the pray, if you will. So we don't have to, we have not been trained to like, I say this all the time. If I were at a bar and I would have go up to a guy and say, Hey, um, I get to drink and he'd be like, Oh, get away from me. I would go home and cry, but like, that's not going to happen to you. I mean, I know, but I mean, I feel like guys are like, okay, next, Hey, can I get you a drink? I mean, I would really internalize that and be like, where y'all well off your bat. We reject guys. Yeah. Funny. Huh? It's not funny. Like I could see, I could be like anywhere and God could be like, that's your wife. Go talk to her. I'm like, I'm not going to talk to her. It's going to be scared. Yeah. Like how wave comes out at the gym or something like people like pick up somebody at the gym like I'm never talking to my engine. You could drop a barbell on your head. I'm not going to. Yeah. I'm good. One. I'm looking around for tripod. Oh yeah. I'm like, just you don't have my eyes on the floor. I'm not going to be in your video, no, no floor and ceiling. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Look at women in the gym. I don't look at them at all. I'm not going to be a screenshot. Look at a woman. Nope. But if you go, if you see me in the gym, my conversation is like, well, the fellas, like, Hey, good set. Hey, we'll be doing tonight. Hey, go me. Yeah. No, I'm not. I'm just going to mind my own business. Um, yes. My eggs. Are you? Are you on a dating app? I have not been in years. So the story of when I got kidnapped, I met that guy on the dating app. Yeah. He says, okay, actually. She said this one. That one time. He technically did. He did. He took me against my wound would not let me leave. But this happened probably this was, it had to be. If my daughter is 15, this had to be 13 years ago. I mean, it's been, this is way back. So I haven't tried since, but I kind of feel like the other thing that I got when I tried the apps, maybe, maybe about 10 years ago, a lot of people thought I was a catfish. Oh, yeah. They didn't think it was me. That's fair. Yeah. Like I was spending a lot of time, like guys being like, oh, send me another picture or show me like pick up a fork or like something stupid like that. You have to do it. Somebody was catfishing. That's me. And one now was like, you could pick up a lot better guy. I mean, yeah. Anytime there's a hot girl on that, but Mike, that's probably a dude. Boom. Especially the hot girls. I'm like, have a girl, a hot girl like DM's me first. Like, Hey, you're so fine. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. There is a girl. This is a catfish. There's a girl on Tinder years ago, who she was very pretty. I'm really into glory holes. She goes your car my place. We're gonna do it But you can't see my face until after I go fuck that my guy. Yeah, and she had the best beard ever saw it Like some idiot for sure Oh, yeah, she's great. I was gonna talk to her. Yeah, you can see my face the face to add there Yeah, I'll like make it that checks out, bro. Yeah. All right. Yeah, we don't need to have to ask you the three questions Glory hole, I think we've done that I see we never did it with him. I should he never hear the villain shows Every time I do the show on different location I mean, I tell you I'm personally running from the IRS Taxes are in great shape You want to get to the individual The individual proprietors may be the little shakes with the LLC is going to stop. Oh, yeah We do a game. We call it super shot. Okay. You need a refresher. Yeah, have you done it before? I don't know pretty self-explanatory Okay, and this is what the clips you see on the internet. That's the way they come from So you already know it's gonna be three shots for sure because your ass is gonna try to get me No, we don't really want to bear No, that's not true, actually I think why people get canceled way more. I think we're basically all of them besides Diddy. Yeah Really? Really? Yeah, why people get canceled all the time name one I mean, well, he was a fuck That's my heart but they all knew there's no way they didn't know who didn't and nobody said anything Okay, they just want to be invited to the party. It's like diddy. So again that You see the stuff about the baby oil that there was That's why somebody said like when there's B in the baby oil when they raid like a prostitution ring They don't take anything but the people but they took all the oil from Diddy's house because that's which is crazy It makes it get in your skin. Yeah, get in your sense of faster. Yeah. I know uh, well, that's like oh Not me. No, I mean, no, people knew that did it Because you drink they would drink like a bottle cap of it You drink more than that. You were over those times a girl overdose on it. No, really? Yeah, he came back to light I know that yeah, he talks about it. He's like, yeah, he said he was getting fucked up But he said you gotta get my bottle cap. I was like, man, fuck that shit. He waterfall Hey, he's like he's out sitting in the house sitting in the couch for my sister I just blacked out and they woke up in the hospital. There needs to be an app that tells you when you're getting dangerously close Yeah, I mean, like you wear it. It's like let's you take one more shot. You're gonna black out or not That would have to help me like When i'm sick i'm like pounding the cold fluid. I'm like am I gonna overdose on sneeze medication? That's not the way to go out Yeah, because I definitely if i'm sick, I I'll rack up. I'll go in Well, the man cold is one of the worst illnesses. Yeah, and that's been proven I mean, it's worse. I heard it's worse than the woman's uh period. I'd say that on sage and hear me out hear me out Okay, give me a chance. I'm looking when you see a commercial for cold medicine If it's a dude who's sick, that man's dying. He looks really bad You see a tampon commercial y'all are happy You guys are doing things with your periods. I can't do normally. We're doing jumping jacks. I'm like tampon commercials looking at it So i'm just saying Okay You know, it's this this you know, we have to go through it every single month y'all might get a cold once a year But that's bad No, it's bad It's bad it equals up to y'all once a month I could see That's why like I got men jiteus last year and I didn't go to the hospital because I thought it was a cold And I was like, I know I I talked so much about man colds. I finally went like hey, you might die I was gonna say that's a very serious That's bad in your brain. Yeah, dude. That was a Anyway, I lived It's me. I mean, obviously you're right here. They're talking about fucking ghosts. Oh, yeah, no, it's me But it was rough. I was like how this would be it best dude things too. You don't go to the hospital and tell Yeah, you can't go to the hospital. It's my best friend forced me out. I was like, I'm sure it's fine. Like you need to I checked in. They asked my religion. I'm like, oh, this is good Yeah, not great They know who they got to send upstairs a chaplain. Oh, yeah, dude And it was harsh. It wasn't like christmas time. They're like we need to know right now just in case Yeah, that was scary. That's it. I know I guess I'm going. I will start my wheel No, men and jiteus is serious. Oh, yeah, it's like it was bad All right, we fair. We have that we're gonna do we just want to do All right, um Because once again, I know you're just going to do a way through this uh trooper shot Uh, what was it uh go to point category? Hmm I don't know everything well, huh Wait, that sounds weird. Yeah I was a Me a caliph. I got me in trouble ones with So she's she's from she's from moco Yeah, and so she grew up listening to the cane show And so like I i don't know if i diemeter or something. I was like, hey, like Are you really from here and then she followed me on instagram and my dumbass? Screenshot it and posted it and my girlfriend at the time was not happy I like best they ever me a calipha followed me didn't go over. Well, so To be fair doubt. I mean, it was pretty sick. Like that was a pretty cool. Like that's kind of like Lamar Jackson falling back. I mean Yeah, both goats just different ways. See, I mean Yeah I'll tell my girlfriend to look if I don't know that's I'm trying to think if usher falls you back you would screenshot that Absolutely. Why are you getting mad? Yeah, I'm a fan of the work that same girlfriend She went to see the thunder thunder in Vegas with girlfriends. I'm like, why would you pace he naked dude? It's the shipping dales And my ask any dude take a shot for you. He'll probably do it for free But she started following one of the dancers and the dancers started following her back. I'm like this is peculiar. Yeah, but he was gay so I don't know. Maybe I should have followed them Unknown, so you you were drinking. Are you telling the point? That's in like everything. I guess I'm also like That would make you like this though. Okay, so the camera turns on like why somebody's washing me So I'm like I can just like barely see what's going on. Do you know what I'm saying? Aren't you worried about like somebody like hacking your like camera and like is that why people shit? Yeah They see me All right, next week with a shot question worst thing that happened to you during set um Dude, that's tough I'm trying to think I had like allegedly like somebody's dog started licking me and that was tough Allegedly, yeah, I finished the gig. Yeah, I mean you can't we don't quit at halftime I think that's probably not I had a girl. Uh, allegedly ones. Sorry. She got bloody nose and that was like No, we're done. Whoa. I didn't realize until like after my this is awkward hear me out. I mean Oh, so it's so good I'm so hung that penetrator head from her pelvis Yeah, I want to brag or anything, but maybe she was doing coke Maybe not me. I don't know. We not with you. I don't say maybe she dare We miss the cochiers, you know The cochiers are back on it. Oh, that's a bit not now. Yeah, you know, that's like a fun like Like yeah, we're it's like when everybody in the club and you just dancing Now it's like you might die. It's like I'm not gonna die dying a bathroom somewhere. The men's room doing cocaine. Thank you Didn't everybody know what happened. He's like this. Yeah, now you're a drug. He was my first time And then get worried about like what people are gonna find in my house Yeah, I mean, it might go to your phone this time. I thought about that dude Like if my mom said I go like I always think about that what i'm texting and driving Like do you want it to be like you die right now? Do you want it to be like? I can't wait to do a fucking summer start on that like you just have to stop You gotta stop. I always put the phone down when i'm just i'm like bitch. You can't die right now Can't wait to do a stop assault that would be like yeah, that's lit. Yeah The way to go what you got Marcus Yeah Oh, my pet my brother if you go to person as Wesley to hide shit when Yeah, if if i was my brother didn't yeah, you know, if i my brother out lives me. Yeah, he knows me to go Yeah, burn it all burn it all Yeah, it's my sister. She knows Get all out Alright, we're gonna do one more and um, let's keep it real simple. You've been you've been answering the questions aren't too great I am scared. Yeah, pretty sure. Um, give me give me a scary one Okay, okay, this is not even scary. Would you rather eat as a stuck till it's fresh out the club. Yeah What what type of year what time of year is it? Let's make it real fun. Let's make it summer because that's a I've done both. Yeah Toes out of the club. Um, well, did you know the girl? Yeah. Oh, that's I mean, that's probably different than Let's do it. Let's do it. Oh, no, let's do what is hell dude. Yeah I say probably toes Yeah, this isn't like i don't know where you where you had dinner at i'm not trying to find out right now Yeah, it's like Nah Yeah, I think probably toes. I think I told you we're not going through you dirty. No, I'm good. I'm chilling. That's good. All right, fuck it Since you're here And we don't do a super shop. You're good. Thank you for surviving super shop She's y'all and I don't know Marcus go to the videos that I have in the folder and we're gonna pull them up right here I have a question and this is uh, I don't know we might have to make this a segment uh I don't know what to name it. I Break this horny horny level or like we've got to be from like rate this horny. Yeah rate there's something Okay, it's a video. We're gonna show you a video is it homemade? No, damn I didn't stop people flight the bottoms Well, the video is one that says the one that says video it's anyone. Well, not the You'll be tired to get that fruit. Yeah, we gotta get him. He's got to die. Yeah Are you open it? He's by you. It's I can't see him right here zoom in If you can if you can't just go to one that says a quick time of qt or video something Two more screenshots and one Not that one in the next one. There's more You're not helping out He's now I'm worried he has he has uh, we have pg county education It's not gonna go to back to that folder. Give it to the folder. I put in the folder and everything traffic Uh, I don't see shit. Yep, right there. Let's start with that one make it full screen And make it and make the uh the tv full screen Please thank you Well, oh no Marcus Marcus. I make the tv full screen. Yeah. All right, first way So they hired this guy to come and um Do this with grandma What in Is this I know Bruh, what the hell is that dude? Well, did you just cut it off? Yeah, you just pushed the power button I got hell. I got hella ass, yo My fault. That was my booty But that All right, run it back from the top That's so wag that's so that's yeah, I don't like this at all. No, it's fine. We were we got it Yeah, that's uh I don't like The chefs that do all the extra shit And pour food down your throat and you gagging on dip bananas and like that's just oh wow. She's ready Grandma got a life Oh shit, that's tough looking I hate it. She I mean God, holy dude All right one. Oh, who's worse, but now I think I'm not going to judge the lady. Oh That's not but it's just Now he's looking like a tongue too. Oh, no, no, no, no Oh god That wasn't funny That's next flip Uh, what what level do you give that? I mean one can that's a 10 for me 10 for you I mean that is That's icky That's grosser shit Nah I agree that's I'm gonna go to the next one Not is it at a water park? Don't go to the water park. Go to the uh, I know that's right. Go to um, it's it's another chef actually two jazzes. I like it Another chef. Yes, pull it up And put it on the screen because there we go press play This is this is what you were talking about the guys that do this one like what that's disgusting Why I mean he's cooking But this is y'all's fault though. Like like Y'all isn't women because y'all like this guy has photos because of women What what the hell are we doing? He's making waffles Why is he smacking that the shrimp is weird and they'll hold me in the hole. Okay. Oh If I try to do that No Come on though It's why was it why was doing the pan Also, what a weird dish like bananas and shrimp that didn't make sense Shrimp in the waffle. That's the most offensive thing of the whole thing Shrimp on your waffles. I rest that man. How did you find the video? Well, um, actually I found on twitter Where were you peruse? I would love to see you for you page. I would love to see it My for you be or an instagram or tech talk It's all weightlifting Let's see pull that breath pull up walk. Come on. I have nothing to hide. So That one is probably has all the answer everybody uses as the the burner I like it. I'm like on this piece with my show account. I'm like, who the hell's been on here? Yeah, it's it's pretty normal That guy's got a big ass Yeah, I like dogs I've been getting dead dog tech talk recently It's like where it's like dogs were like their last days. I'm like, I might try this 15 and a half Yeah, no, we you can't you can't watch that. That's trombone Wait, so he he almost gave me a heart attack. So last year I was in st. Louis. See my brother's family, which is also my family for christmas. So she was that doggy day care Yeah, technically he says Your family? Yeah, but like you know at 15 like she was at the age where like I get Yeah, 15 and a half like long naps. I get very suspicious. Yeah, like if it's 10 minutes. I'm like, bloke So I'm out. I have a work dinner thing on like christmas eat them at and the vet calls I go This motherfucker. She was jesus birthday. I die And so I answered the phone and the girl like is very much like is this shot? I'm like, yeah, she goes I'm calling from the vet's office. It's about chewy. I'm like She goes. I'm really sorry to tell you this but chewy Is out of food I was like ma'am. Please he's there for three more days. You'll he'll be fine. Order him a pizza Yeah, like this is not the way Call me on christmas and be like really bad news about your dog. Yeah, he ate up all the food Yeah, I was like girl figure it out. Yeah at this point. He's given whatever. Just like oh, yeah Yeah, but I was like that's the worst way you break that news that he's out of food Can we take a quick break please? I'll do a breakfast. I'll go with her. I'll put it in out Do you want to take pictures or what do you want? We got we got two minutes. We'll put it in out. All right. Go ahead. Yeah, that's why I say top. Oh, let's get it. Let's get it. Let's go ahead I'm going to cut that image jazz. Um Top show bomb show bomb show bomb show goes to twitter For That block thing. Yeah, I don't like that. They're letting people without you block on twitter. Oh, see your stuff. Yeah It feels dangerous, but it kind of goes against the whole part But they say it's gonna now see you. Yeah, but they say it's because you know who was probably like the number one block person on twitter Yeah, I blocked them. I blocked them too. Oh, okay. They're not Trump. Yeah, okay. That's why he did it He's the most blocked person on. Yes blocked and muted. I definitely haven't muted. Yeah, I haven't muted for sure I like stopped using it anyway, and this mechanic here and other like, you know, what Twitter is pretty uh, what's the world want to look for? Um, negative. Oh, yeah, it is everything bad in life. Yeah, it happens. Yeah, it will happen on twitter. All right, and my top show Who don't want to get my top show to? Oh, let's go ahead and do that like this my top show go to my friends that went that got to our high school hall of fame I went there yesterday. I got out to Charles. He brought flowers class of 2003 to 2005. Yeah, oh, three to oh five I think was the the main one. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that's very cool. That's very cool. You know what I'm saying? It's shocking. My coaches remember me. I was like, I played like ass Hey, it's bro my head. You heard me like, yeah, my motherfucker. Give me a hug I guess I was there for team overall Selling photo. Oh shit. But yeah, yeah, child to them and jazz was there with me and she did she was I walked in She was looking like how she just is right now like So this is the thing like I Well, everyone knows this about me. I'm easily annoyed. It doesn't take a lot Yeah, and I get even I don't like freshly from men who I don't like loud men Yeah, I don't like men who have to be the center of attention who have to be uh, everybody look at me. It wasn't me Which is ironic, right? Yeah. Yeah, my good friend. Um, so we're at the ceremony It's you know, it's out of the Kennedy Center. Like it's in an auditorium High school. So it's not, you know, whatever, but there's a guy who in my opinion essentially was a heckler Hey, hey, hey, hey Marcus. I don't say it on your phone. It was a logic Even doing this for years It's also like hey, you're 37. This isn't I just over the meet 30. Yeah, it's just at what point in time. Is it not funny anymore? It's a high school Oh, yeah, I'm like, yo, too, bro. He's like and everybody's like, and while walking I start laughing the girls like don't laugh at He's going to keep going. He's just every every time somebody says That's all right, baby. We love you. You just you're just making a lot of noise and then on top of that Like it's always is like, you know a guy who's not super attractive Who don't dress that grade Who You know don't got a lot of bread who kind of got a okay job. It's always them. It's always them who Like I'm not cutting it. This might be a clip. Hell yeah, stand on it. They should be and that's Yeah Stand up. I'm gonna speak name out on your foot. What's saying on it? Yeah, it was pretty bad. I'm sorry. I'm just my boy though I want a number of shot because I walked in. It was it was obnoxious. I was I walked in. I was trying to be quite I'm late. Fuck. I had to work. No way. No, I had to actually work till 7/3 No, he had to work late. No, yeah, I had to work late. So I got there late. So I get in there and um Sometimes I'm trying to sneak in the back. Be real. They'll see who's in here. Oh shit. What podcast niggin to build? I'm like, oh god dammit I'm like fuck Yeah You know what I mean? It's like you have to realize we're we're closer to 40 We are definitely close to the point. So at what point in time does being class clown not be fun anymore? Does not be like who you are anymore. It is not yeah Not even who you are is not who you have to you don't have to be that anymore. We've grown Yeah, I was like you can you can stand on business. You can stand on yourself. You don't have to be the loud. I'm not That's what I'm saying. You doing all that because you ain't had none I would say be a comedian, but what I've noticed a lot of the comics when they get in certain settings like I don't want to be funny guys I'm chilling That's a weird thing. So like it's like I always the knowledge of you sell a bran walking down the street You wouldn't think to have basketball with them. If you see a comedian, it's like he's gotta be funny It's like nah, I'm a regular person. No people. Yeah, bro. The bronze like yeah, I went to lunch, bro Yeah, dude. I'm not by be dunking them on the fuck with that. That's like the yeah, that's the That's that Okay, guys. Yeah, you go back. I'll write it out. Okay, but yeah, no, make sure you've mentioned everything I'm you know, I'll forget. All right, but yeah, no, um, john appreciate you from coming through man. Thanks. I had me See you again in the year. Yeah, two quick questions though. Mm Boom two questions in the bathroom. She got it. You know, she won't come back into this out I'll be forgetting shit two quick questions. Yeah, we asked our last white court responded, but she was a porn star She I'm the OG. You're the OG. You're the gwc. Oh, there was a call the OTC original tribal tree. Hell yeah One's up. So we had these questions. We have a viral clip Tom's a girl. We added a man because he says washcloth or for poor people. Mm. Yeah, I've seen that Yeah, so my idea is that white people don't use washcloth. Is that true? I think it's a kid. I did but as an adult. I don't think I have Also, I've been learning things and take talk that do everything wrong anyway, but yeah, I definitely I don't know As a kid maybe not as an adult Like what do you use your hands dog? You just hand on soap Do you wash your hands ever bro? What do you mean? So be using dog use dove unscented because then like the washcloth if you don't hang it up then it's like ratty and like that Washcloths are dirty dog. You just watch it Get a new washcloth How often do you switch out your washcloth? Actually, I'm one of weird ones. I do every day Really? Yeah, I wash a lot of clothes I Believe you all yeah, I'm not being in it in the towel too. No towel. Yeah, I usually just hang up the dry Now I wash it. I do. Yeah. All right. That's a bunch of towels. Did you ask out of the club? Yeah? All right, so next why so wait, you don't use washcloth now Do you wash your legs? We learned from Tilla Swift. Yeah, but I didn't do my feet though until recently Say I thought that was fine, but you just wash your feet. Well, to be fair. I don't put lotion in my feet Oh, oh, okay. I don't need your lotion because white Yeah, I mean no difference. All right, and that's what I've heard I got like body wash and then like a body wash I graduated from not using the all-in-one where it's like the shampoo body wash and like I'm like now I have a shampoo and conditioner Pretty pretty exciting and then body. Well, I mean that's actually stepping up I mean, but there's a lot of like the 10 and 1. Yeah, I mean like motor oil. Yeah, it motor oil toothpaste all in one. It's great Wow. Yeah, oh I'm hey, okay. We're learning some things right now. I mean you are white cool. Do you wash your legs? Yes Well, yeah Well, for washcloth, I scrub them my buddy Justin. I'm talking later. That's good. You should and that's why your pants are ripped I can smell it coming out though. Smells good I'm in this show right now. I'm sorry You asked mom left. Yeah, mommy, mom, mom, please, but she's got their phone. Look through it. She don't go through it I don't want no dicks, but how many do you think around there? Oh, 51 Exactly same one or different guys Instagram Instagram. How many are saved though? Oh, don't think it's safe. She doesn't really like me like that Wait, what do you mean you shouldn't like men like that? She's not gay, but she doesn't like say my dick. Oh, got you. Okay. Yeah, I guess that's different than us Yeah, you get a boopig. It's like this is the greatest ever I've always dreamed it is like this. Yeah, so we found out two things. Yes. He doesn't use washcloth and he doesn't wash his legs Yeah, he doesn't use lotion. Yeah, I heard the shiny high knee What about this? It's a Thing that bleaches your butthole, but it's also like a might be white people thing I'm learning, but it's like a soap thing where it's like it's almost like a toothbrush for your ass Not that I use it, but I've heard people do Okay, so you learn some things so that was ask a white person tell you Oh potato salad, what do you do you do you put braids in your potato salad? I don't make potato salad. I just eat what wins there You make potato salad you do not you yourself. You don't make it outside. I learned that as a kid I don't know Of course he does Make sure you're following us on social media on twitter tiktok instagram facebook wherever you listen Please make sure you download. That's how we get our streams and Subscribe subscribe subscribe on youtube and album again Intern john the album you can pre-order intern john comedy.com at six bucks. I'll go to charity. I'm hilarious. Don't worry And 99.5 of course every morning intern johnny morning show come to hide social Follow the hockey team that coach with dante i mean everything right here What's hockey? Oh george john preb well dante oh don't i say wait, you went you went Yeah, I chose when you go in black Now dante yeah because dante is the first ever uh hbcu hockey coach I'm like if I quit radio dante i'm gonna be your assistant coach so I can overshadow you I'll be the windiness. You'll be the white hcu the white savior hockey coach of all time. Absolutely Just for standing in the bench. Did you know what i mean? I'm not gonna do work. I'll get the merge Stand the bench and then take all the credit that's fucked up because if you do stand it They're like, yeah, okay. We want to talk to the head coach. They go go over to you Because it's hockey like everyone go to him. That's kind of fucked up. I didn't say that that was what they said that Hey, that's that is america. All right jazz. All right. Once again, this is tequila top My name is walk like walk and we are out Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
