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At KeyBank, we know a small moment like... Ooh, these sandals would go really well with...a beach. Can we do an even bigger question like... Should I splurge on a trip this year? And that's the type of moment where we'll meet you, with financial advice on everything from budgeting for travel to building savings. So maybe that destination isn't too far off. What do you think, Cindy? I think these sunglasses would go well with a tiny umbrella drink. For every financial need, we'll meet you in the moment. KeyBank opens doors. KeyBank member FDIC. Chapter 1. Waefer welcomes you to the Waverhood. Our hero, Titus Burgess, ambled down the stylish street of enchanting utopia. A woman waved from a chic lounger. "Welcome to the Waverhood!" she said. "Where Waver helps everyone create a home they love!" Titus stared in awe. Bohemian Boulevard, trendsetter Terrace, mid-century circle. Titus, hm? You're reading the Waver catalog. Oh, you'll love Chapter 2. Waver's fast and free shipping saves a potluck. Waver, every style, every home. Good meeting you. It's a lot of the party. Appreciate you hanging out. Oh, yeah. Stay tuned in the next couple episodes. We're going to let you know how you'll be able to win a family vacation. Pareera. Disneyland! Goin' autel ink, Louisa. Wow. All right, so stay tuned. Tapped into the Shabusho podcast. Appreciate you. What up, Vana? Ales. Cad. Hola. Hey. Hello. Me, Chou. What's up, everybody? So, yeah, I really love the show today. If you haven't heard it, go catch it. Today was decent. Yeah, today was really good. You and Kim, Pareera, and I'm really talking a lot about Sirojias. And I got a couple of DMs and texts like, are you guys for real about this? Especially you, Kim, like doing plastic surgeries? Yes, I'm 1,000% for real about it. And I want to address some backlash that I got. We're talking about plastic surgery. Back last. What did they say, Kim? They said that I don't love myself, and that's why I want to change my appearance. And to that, I will say, I think I am the person that most loves me, then I think anyone. I disagree with that. Eddie loves you more. Yes. Nobody can't love myself more than Eddie loves me. Eddie accepts you just the way you are. And I accept myself the same way. He accepts me, but he's down for me to get surgery. Yes. And then I saw Hader-- Does he never want to ever tell a contrary, because he's afraid of you? He actually does. He's against one procedure that I want to get done. What's that one procedure? Can you guess? Bonnie? The BBL? No, she wants to get the BBL. I think she's good on that. I don't think she would marry Eddie if Eddie wasn't cool with it. Oh, a surgery that you're not down for her to get. Yeah. No, I want to get. He doesn't want to-- Your boobs, then. Is she boy? Any guesses? I have no idea. I don't know too much work. Your neck? I don't know. Is he normal? No. Lip. What is it? Lip filler. He's not down for me to get lip filler. You already have him. Absolutely. She's good. Kim, you or Primavana don't need lip injections. I would get him too. Bonnie? Yeah. Eddie. What? Kylie Jenner? No. You guys are going to look terrible, bro. Y'all are going to look like-- You know when a little kid needs chapstick? Yes. You can make it that lips get all red and super big and each other's already looked like that? No. Both of you have nice lips. Yeah. I think we all have nice lips except for Meachol. Yeah, Meachol's. Okay, wait. Meachol's got like white people lips. Yeah, for like Jewish, like a turtle. But thank you for clearing that out, Kim, that you do love yourself. Yes. It's just you want to love yourself even more. Yeah. And I don't think there's anything wrong with plastic surgery I've never, ever been against it. I honestly think it's like your body, your choice, like nobody else should have an opinion on your body and like what you choose to do with it. And in that same, I think two things can go, coexist, like people 1,000% not wanting to do anything with their body and loving themselves and somebody loving themselves, but having the option to love themselves potentially even more or like do whatever they want to do. Well, I think-- Well, I think-- If you spend to it that you don't love yourself, but for example, if you were to say, "Hey, I want to be more fit and get a bigger butt, so I'm going to work my ass off," like I'm going to go over to the gym and work out, nobody would say, "You don't love yourself because you're not accepting yourself the way you are." People would actually say, "Oh, that's awesome. Because you love yourself, you want to get more fit and healthier." Mm-hmm. But I think when you throw in the Sirohiya, for some reason people look at it in a negative way sometimes, although I think Sirohiya's are so common nowadays, bro. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. You know what? Hello, everybody. Going to Mexico. To each zone. And getting them for super gratis. Yeah. And at the end of the day, it's como, como te gusta tí, and as long as your pareja is cool with it, or maybe you might say, "Who cares if my pareja is cool with it or not? That's what I want to do." But see, they're not the ones who are going to work on whatever they are. They're going to work on whatever they are. Yeah. But Erita Baguarby, and Erita is going to be a good nurse for when you get to surgery. Yes. And my sister is studying to be a doctor, so she's also going to be there. There you go. Wow. My mom did hook in on my Baguar, she didn't support me. Next week, allegedly, we're going to have the plastic surgeon on our show. Love it. So we'll keep you updated. Wow. Can you really unpacked on that one? Speaking of unpacking, Shaboya, you're next. What happened? Because I want to talk to you a little more about the Toxica suegra that we were doing today. Oh. And how you said that you're suegra on tesemetya, and it brings stuff up. Because that was me. Because I'm just curious. Do you guys notice prima van is always stirring things up in my marriage? Yeah, I love it. I'm not stirring it up in the marriage. It's just too bloody. You talked about it. So I just want to. I'm curious. That's the point of the afterparty for us to talk about things that we couldn't talk about on the radio. But we're beyond that with my suegra. Why am I going to bring it up and possibly get in trouble for it? Why are you going to get in trouble? She doesn't listen to the podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I'll talk about it. Coming up next. Key bank, we know a small moment like, oh, these sandals would go really well with a beach. Can we do an even bigger question like, should I splurge on a trip this year? And that's the type of moment where we'll meet you with financial advice on everything from budgeting for travel to building savings. So maybe that destination isn't too far off. What do you think, Cindy? I think these sunglasses would go well with a tiny umbrella drink. For every financial need, we'll meet you in the moment. Key bank opens doors. Key bank member FDIC. Chapter one. Wafer welcomes you to the Waferhood. Our hero, Titus Burgess, ambled down the stylish street of enchanting utopia, a woman waved from a chic lounger. "Welcome to the Waferhood," she said, "where Wafer helps everyone create a home they love." Titus stared in awe, bohemian boulevard, trendsetter terrace, mid-century circle. Titus, you're reading the Wafer catalog. Oh, you'll love chapter two, Wafer's fast and free shipping saves a potluck. "Wafer, every style, every home." Before I talk about my soy gras, Kim, going back to your comment where you got some messages where people are saying like, "Yo, love yourself." Yeah. Um, another DM that I got in regards to plastic surgery and yourself, it says, quote, "People often say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I say that the most liberating thing about beauty is realizing that you are the beholder." This is a quote from Samahayak. Wow. Samahayak DM does. No, I'm just kidding. No, listen, her DM does that quote. Honestly, Samah shouldn't even talk, 'cause I know she got hella zero gas that girl be for real. I look like that. The boobs are natural? Does Samahayak come on? She's like 50. They would be on the floor. Oh. But I think they're natural, maybe she just got a little lift, but I think they're like hers. Yeah. Well, if you pay for them, they're also yours. Technically. Not me googling some hike boobs. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see, bro. No, me too. Yeah. Shartariana, who sent us that message right there. She's definitely probably lifted them, and that's what I plan to do to her. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's just her bra, Kim, 'cause I sing high notes like that with big boobs like that. And I say, "Placata fu," and they're like juggling soccer balls. Let me show, look at this one. Oh, maybe she did. Maybe she did. She was a girl? Yeah, fu. There's one high note. That's what's going on in the middle of the night. Yeah. Me and Chichona, but they used to hang low, and also in the middle of the night, she's like, "Ah!" I was like, "And, yeah, son, you're also a spousal." I don't know. Thankfully, no, her husband didn't get there. The thing is that when she laid down on her back, her boobs went to the side. So, this is Para Maron, and she rolled over to sleep on her side. It's a pachrola vivos, she's squished, and her herself was fun. What's going on, Pravan? Oh, this one. It looks like she did get surgery, 'cause look at this one, not the other. Yeah, but you guys are just looking at photos. Bros can do miracles as well, right? They can. Yeah, they can. The boy knows by experience. Yeah. Victoria's Secret, bombshell girls. And contouring. Let's not even say what makeup could do about the little bra. Wait, hold up. Briana, you can put makeup on your boobs. Yeah, but girls do be contouring their whole, their chest area, the actual boob, and you're like, you know, your upper chest. You make like little dark lines right here, right above. It's all in the, yeah, the contour, the shading. That sounds ridiculous. It's like me, like, contouring my abs. They do that too. Yeah, they do that too. What? Yeah. Have you seen it on the 300 movie? You remember back in the day? The one about like the Romans or something? The Spartans? Yeah. Oh, that's what they did to everyone? Nitha Reh? 'Cause I know Oscar De La Jolla. He actually got... He chiseled them in. Yeah. Abs built in, or like plastic surgery. Yeah, that's like a plastic surgery you can also get as well. I'm down for that. Nitha? Yeah. You got abs. Eddie, you're good. I know. I have them, but I'm down for it to like chisel them, you know? Oh, to be like there. Yeah. Okay. She's like, "I know." I should try putting makeup on. You need to do whatever you want. Right? On my two pack. Oh, that's the test right there, Eddie. You failed. Failed what? You could do whatever he wants. Oh, I should have said no? Oh, Eddie, God, look at him. He was like, "Oh, no, baby, I'm doing what you want." Well, she said you could do whatever I want. Yeah. Yeah, but then you say, "No, baby, I'll do whatever you want." Oh, really? Well, that's what we're gonna want to say. But anyways... Can we be for real... Let's get back to Shaboy's drama. Oh, that's a wrap. That's all the time we have now. Damn, because he just got buried. We talked five minutes about booze, we'll be good to go. No. Dude, the listeners would love that. All right, so let me see how it can hurt. So today, in case you missed it, we did a test to find out if you have a toxica suegra or not. There's like five simple questions. If you answer yes to three of them, then it means yes, she's a toxica. And if you want to know what those questions are, listen to today's episode. There it is. All right. So I did mention that one of the questions was, "C'est mete mucho tu suegra. Es metiche, or does she get involved in your relationship, opinionated, trying to tell you we should do with your hubby or wife or whatever?" I said, in the beginning, me suegra did kind of step in and try to give her opinion about certain things. Gracias adios. My wife spoke to her directly at a love tranquilla mente, right? And she hasn't done it since then. Now I asked for her opinion. I asked for my sweaters opinion. They're very wise people. They worked in the fields for 20 years and in the strawberry fields. I love their whole story. Now they're business owners. They raised a beautiful family. I'm very grateful for them. So I talked to them, right? But I didn't kiss her mete muchily. Yeah. What was it? That she said? So I think it's every suegra, though. She was like, "Kwanda wannata nir vez, ja den menietos." She was really adamant about why aren't you guys having kids yet? Like you guys are married. Boom. The next thing, kids. Like, let's get to it. Like, why are you guys even thinking about it, right? Like have kids, have kids and Janet and my wife and I had already talked about it that for the first two years or so, we didn't want to have kids. Like on purpose, right? Because we felt like we wanted to build a strong foundation, just ourselves first. Like, it was our first time ever living together, putting up on it. And Tonses is like, "Hey, let's make sure we have a good, stable foundation in God and ourselves." And also, like, travel and day and like do fun, married couple stuff without kids. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. I think we can focus on them a little bit more. You know, stuff is like, "Man, I wish we could have done this. I wish we could have done that." You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So anyways, I think once my wife explained that to her, but for an old school Latina mom, they sometimes don't comprehend that. But Gracias, she totally understood it and we're good to go. After that, she didn't mention it anymore. And then what's crazy is that when we try to have kids, it took us another two years to get pregnant because we couldn't get pregnant, guys. Yeah. Fuetola and El Tiempo de díos. And I think I've talked about this in the past, but it was a very difficult season to want to have kids and not be able to. And we went to doctors. And they mentioned there was nothing wrong with us. Right. No man. Did you see that? Yes. The doctor said that size does not matter. I could still still... I'm still functional. I'm still impregnating my wife. And unless it's too cold, but, you know, eventually not relevant, thank God. And I know a lot of people go through this journey, but it was in God's timing and we had our daughter, our real life. So anyways, that's the only thing she kind of stepped in on. Okay. But I think that's almost every Latino parent, no? Yeah. My dad already is asking for kids. That's my mom too. And I don't even have a partner. That's at least you have Eddie, girl. What am I going to do? Make one out of no kind of dust. See, Mavani, you can make hella dinner or being a surrogate mom. Have somebody else put their baby in you and then just have it and give it back to Melissa like you can get that, you know what I mean? Right? They hired some other hand to carry their baby, you know, like in the stomach. You know, I might be a good idea. I would hire you. You would. You have a hell of a potential. She wants to have someone carry her baby. Oh, I thought she was down the key. I remember she told my grandma, rest in peace Bay, and she, my baby, I got pissed. Oh, she did. You do not do that. Don't say that. Is that wrong to do? I don't think it's wrong. I don't think it's wrong. I think it's just because like what, yeah, like as a, from what mothers say, they experience when they have their baby in the womb, like they, some of them feel connected or, you know, there's certain things that, so maybe that's what she meant. Like, she's not going to be connected to her child, you know what I mean? Yeah, but also a Wilita Bay, you know, very traditional on the sense of like, I think to a lot of, a lot of old school Latino moms, it's like, why wouldn't you want the gift of bringing life to this? Right. That's our purpose. And being a mom, you know, they see that as like something special, right? And nowadays, um, a couple of reasons, right? Women at times cannot like physically carry a baby. They literally can't because of health reasons. Yeah. So they have, like that's one of the options is to get a surrogate mom. Or the other is like, they don't want to quote unquote interrupt their career and whatever they got going on. That's another one. And so, I mean, again, it goes back to like the beginning of the conversation on this podcast to each their own, it's some of them it even ruins your decision. Not a one to say ruin, but it changes your body. So some girls are like, in that sense, they're like, well, no, I work so hard for this body. I'm not going to carry this child. And then have everything that comes along with it. So I'm just going to have. Because I said, it was your Larry Randa's consummura because of that, right? Because didn't he just get her a BBL? Yeah. And then like four months later, he put another baby in her. Yeah. And he said that she was hella mad about that. Yeah. I would be a little bit mad too, because it's like, they already had a lot of kids. Yeah. So, Kim, you're saying you're going to wait till you finish having all your kids with Eddie, God willing, God gives you guys, um, kids. And then that's when you're going to get the BBL. Yes. Yes. Not after each baby. No. No, no, no, no. I'm done. Okay. There it is. All right, guys. Appreciate you. Any comment that is on this? We would love to hear from you. Slide into the DMS on Instagram at Shaboi show. S-H-O-B-O-I show. Let's go. Unsado pamis. We're going to get a new show. It's like Rita Lina. Let's go. I'm excited for you. I'm excited for you. We're taking the girls up to them for spring break. It's like a six hour drive. And I love getting there. Simper, my receiving. Like you, Eddie. You're so good. Simper, my receiving. Simper, my receiving. Simper, my receiving. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. 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