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Shoboy After Party 56

Raw and Unfiltered sin pelos en la lengua!

Duration:
24m
Broadcast on:
29 Mar 2024
Audio Format:
mp3

Raw and Unfiltered sin pelos en la lengua!

 

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Go to SNHU.EDU today to start your free application. Happy Good Friday, Venezions Partito Familia Easter weekend. We're going to have a party, we're going to have a party in the building. Hello, everybody. I'm going to have a party with you today. Tell our listeners to look at dinner. I have, in my hand right now, I currently have some whipped butter, which I am scooping on to two fat buttermilk pancakes that are from our favorite place, Eilop. Let's go! Yo, Vrenco. What's up, Ken? Hi. What's up, Eddy? Hey, what up, Mitchell? What's up, everybody? Meach. So, prima vane, a lot of love that you're getting in regards to yesterday's after-party episode where you opened up about your whole tax situation. So I really appreciate you. Look, we've all made mistakes like that. We've all gotten ourselves into some dumb debt because we make the wrong decisions. In my 20s, I put all my money, loaded my credit cards to get my truck 20-inch rims and for it to jump two feet off the ground. A damn dumbest reason, dumbest debt. Is Kim okay? Yeah, I'm capping a lot. She thought that was dumb too, so it made her talk. Let's go. But thank you. If you guys didn't hear that episode, it's yesterday's after-party. Speaking about prima vane and this weekend, we got a lot to get to. Guys, we got to pray for prima vane. Why? Are you a man? She's got three men tempting her in her DMs on Instagram. Estefina Cimana, holy weekend. But now and holy. In other ways. Prima vane, are you serious? You're going to have the house to yourself. I do. I have the house to myself. Your best friend is out of town. She's out of town. You're renting a room there, the whole house to yourself. The whole house to myself. No cheeky-yos running around. No. Just the dogs, just the petros. So if I invite a petro over, it'd be fine because they'll feel like at home with other dogs right there. Are any of these three men that are sledding into your DMs? And I already know the answer to my head, but I'm going to ask it anyway. Are any of them even like quality men that you would think of potentially marrying? No. Exactly. With the exception of- No. No. What? No, no, no, no. No, absolutely not. Okay. One of them asked in the- Oh, actually it was recently because I actually went through with it. I let him borrow money. Yes. He asked me to borrow money. How much? For a long time, it would always randomly hit me up and be like, "Hey, I need my phone." Like, "Oh, I haven't gone in my check. Can you pay my phone?" Like, "I need to pay my phone bill. It's 100 and something bucks." Back in the day, I was like, "Full, no, you're not my boyfriend. It's different if he was my man." Right. And my man was in a struggle because I got you. Girl, I hear letting fools borrow money when Joe threw your taxes to the IRS. Me told him that's how the math doesn't matter. You see it like in here and you see what I mean? So- So skip that fool. Why would you even hook him up with anything this weekend? Unless you're inviting him to church on Sunday? Look, he goes, "It's pretty bomb." It be those guys that be like the toxicos ones or like the most shot that ask you to borrow money or that still live with their parents. Oh, he still lives with his parents too. They're the ones that like, you know- They know how to put it down. Put it down. You know what I'm saying. Next guy, that's something new. We've never hooked up. But there's been a little like flirtatious moment going. Loki, you know him, Shaboy. What? Oh god, he's young. He's a young young in. What? Um, and yeah, I don't know, that might- I feel like that could be fun. That's just for a good time. But Loki, the reason why I don't is because I just don't want where to get back to you. What? If I'm being big honest. Can you tell me only me though, I'm fair and I want to say- I don't know how you guys- Does Kim figure it out? Does Kim know him? I think we all know him. All right, tell Kim in her ear. I don't want to hear who it is. But here, tell her in her ear right there. Just who is it? Kim, what do you think, Kim? Yes, we all know him. What? Is that a green line for you or red light? It's a yellow. What does that even mean? It's a yellow. But proceed with caution. I know, I'm kind of like- No, I'm not worried. Should she go all the way? Yeah, if it's going down, it's going down. Wait a second? I think she should go all the way. Kim, how can you be so fake? Why? Wait a minute. You and Eddie over here are being abstinent and waiting until you get married and you're encouraging Primavana to get it in. Because I'm living through her. Oh. I want her to go all the way. I want her to tell me all the juicy details. Yeah, that's it. Okay, where do I know this guy from? I'm not going to say that. I'm just going to say- And he's young? Like how young? He's young. I want to say that you know him personally. We know him of where to mouth. I am so afraid of- The barbershop dude? Oh, no way. And Eddie and Eddie. I know Eddie. We could believe it. I don't know if you don't want to see it. Oh yeah, I believe that. No, but people don't know who it is. We never said his real name. No, we didn't. But we did talk about it. Yeah. Okay. And then the third guy? The third guy is a guy that I actually have had a crush on for a really long time. And we went on a couple of dates. But yo. No, he's actually a little bit bigger. He's a little bit of a fluffier guy. A little definitely more of my steel. He's in the kind of the media vibe. Not in radio, but works in media. Yeah. Okay. We have good conversations. But honestly, the flag on this guy is that he definitely comes at me when it comes to God. Like- What do you mean? When I post that I'm at church, or if I post the scripture, if I post- that back up. Yeah, he comes at me and he'll be like- Like, for example, when he said, let's hang out this weekend, he said, oh, you done do a Bible study? He's like, I'll come over. And then his voice changed. Like no, because then he's like, oh, let's do a Bible study this weekend. And I was like, I started laughing because obviously- He was joking. He was joking. I knew he was joking. He's not joking about trying to get her on her knees, but it's not to pray. Yeah, he's like, yeah, exactly. He's like, are you down to a Bible study? And then I was like, dude, I started laughing because I was like, not laughing, like, not laughing going with this joke, just laughing, like kind of uncomfortable. Like, uh, you're funny, yeah. You're sure it told him me, yeah, come over. And then I said, yeah, if you're coming over, bring your Bible. And if not, you can download it on your phone because there's one available. There's an app, you know? Also, Trump is selling one. Trump is selling one? All right, everyone is so ultimately, are you going to end up hooking up with one of these guys? That's why I want you to say yes to go to the club, homie, because if not, Saturday is the night that I'm going to hang out. And if you say no, then I'll be home doing nothing. Don't put this on me. I'm putting it on you. I'm going to put it on you. Oh, me, Joe. All right, hold on, let's discuss. Caesar's Sportsbook is the only sportsbook app with Caesar's Rewards. That means win or lose every bet brings you closer to the types of perks only Caesar's can offer. Like hotels, stays at over 50 iconic destinations, bonus bets, daily profit boosts, tickets to the game, dining, and so much more. Whether you're a new or existing customer, Caesar's Sportsbook is always rewarding. Must be 21. Gambling problem, call 1-800-Gambler or text 800-GAM. Caesar's Sportsbook. Don't you spectate? Participate! Listening to your favorite podcast? That's smart. Earning your degree online from Southern New Hampshire University? That's really smart. With 24/7 access to coursework, no-set class times, and dedicated student support, you can go to school when and where it works for you. Low online tuition means you can even do it for less. And dedicated student support means we'll be with you from day one to graduation and beyond. Join a community of learners just like you. Go to snhu.edu today to start your free application. [Music] Again, I got invited to go clubbing, along with the whole crew from Shibuya's show, with the homie Tina Cochino. And he's going to be at a club tomorrow night, Saturday night. But in case you missed it, my wife and my daughters are not going to be in town. They're going to be at Auelito's house for spring break. I am driving them up six hours today to Auelito's house. Okay. And then I'm flying back home tomorrow night. At what time? I don't know, I got to check, but like six or seven. And then I think I'm going to be too tired to go club. And then Tina just texted me. He's like, "Yo, pull up." I'm like, "What time are you guys going to the club?" I'm hoping he's saying eight. And he's like 12. I'm like midnight. Yeah, he's a headliner. That's what happens to the big names. I mean, yeah, congratulations. But can we get to the club earlier and hang out and then I can leave? Like, I ain't trying to be their past midnight. Goals before they're set. Why would you want to get to that midnight? And the club closes at 1.30. Why am I going to go somewhere? There's a lot of men just for, to be there for an hour and a half. Because you're supporting your friend. Yeah. I can support him and I do support him other ways. I know, but it was if an inter-porkestain to, inter-wariam, when or not, not that. Really? Because you're-- I got to drive. I know. So maybe I might just go to dinner with him instead. Yeah, I think that's cool. One time we're going. Where? Where are we going? To dinner. I'm not invited to the dinner. You're invited to wherever I go. I'd rather you eat real food than you'd rather me feed the flesh. No. You guys should go to the movies after or something. You and your boy. What? That sounds lame as hell. Or top golf. Eddie, not long. Let's go do something fresh. Why we could have a little like, a little uh, go on people. Guys, it's kind of-- Go on Seyama. It's supposed to rain tomorrow. The movies is great. Yeah. What's that? Dude, can you-- He's small. The movies is great in the rain. That's what she's going to do on Saturday. Oh my gosh, Kim. Go do it? Swallow it. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Kim! Yeah, that's always fun. I go and Kim talks like this. Me, just because you and me, we're like-- For real. Leos is best friends in another life. Kim secretly gets a meat chat sometime. Me, chat. So you know, for us tantoxica, I could consider being with you, Kim. But-- You want to be with me? You know, literally. No, no, like long term. Long term. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Yeah. So I'll leave that today. Honestly-- [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] But you just have any paper. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Oh no, it's cool. I mean, it's Mitchell. [LAUGHTER] So let's go ahead with it. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] All right, pretty well, I'll let you know what happens tomorrow. Depends how I feel when I come back. All right, I already know what's going to happen. And I'm-- And the wife is cool with me going out of clothing, by the way. As I mentioned, she bought me new shirts. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] She's like, go out, babe. Have fun, you know? So it's not even a thing of like, oh, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] She's totally cool with it. So what are you doing, Kim and Eddie, this weekend? Yeah, we have a jam-packed weekend. Today, we're hanging out for like five seconds, because then I have to leave to pick up my sister. She's went on spring break with her friends to Baja California. Let's go. So we have to pick her up. I still don't know if Eddie's coming with me or not, because plans changed. And on Saturday, I'm studying, and then we're going to a blessing of the animals for Yoshi. Wait, what? Yeah, they're blessing the animals on Saturday at church. Like at a church? Mm-hmm. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Yeah, I imagine. Yeah, to bless the dog. No way. Yeah, and everybody brings all their animals, like parrots, cats, literally every animal ever fishes. And it's going to be so cool to see them all, like-- How do you guys keep the dogs from thinking the little both love and eat as water, right? Well, I think the father is just going to splash. Oh, yeah, with that, I don't know what it's called. It's like a little stick with a little ball at the end, and then they get away, and then they-- There's different ones, yeah. And then the water kind of-- Yeah, because during Palm Sunday, don't they do it with the Palma? They do it with the Palma, yeah. So we're going to do-- I don't know. I've never been to this event, but it's like a giant event. So they're going to have activities, things. So we're going to go to that. And then we're going to a comedy club for Eddie. It's like a broke comedy club. Ah, yeah. And then we're going-- Who are the comedians, Eddie? It's just one, Andrew Scholes. Oh, that guy is crazy. Is he the Huarito? Yeah, the Huarito? Yeah, with the-- That rose, everyone. That rose, yeah. He has that podcast with Charlemagne, the guy. He has two podcasts here. Oh, man. His podcast, and one with Charlemagne. And then we're going to the club, and that's pretty much it. Allegedly. Kim and Eddie. Are you guys serious about going to the club, if I go? Yeah, we don't go with you. We're still going now, because I already bought my outfit. By the way. Not going. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [LAUGHTER] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] That wasn't just for you. It was a family platter for all of us. Dude legit? [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] We offered you. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Because I've been working. When I-- That's true. We have been to Andy-- [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] I'm the-- you hired me? I'm the personality hire, OK? That's right. You need to be the vice. I'm the not personality hire here. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] I don't tell everybody that is not a personality hire. What do you mean by that, Kim? It means that I have skills that are valuable. Yes, you do. But I don't think I'm the friendliest. And I'm 1,000% OK with that. Right. And then there's me who sometimes is like, girl. Hello, pulls up late. Pulls up late. Grew that kid. Still drunk. It's called out by co-workers, eating while on the podcast. About nine times. Spotted. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] But it's a vibe a good time. But I appreciate that you always show up to the show. Even that one time, you're slash-- Grew that slash drunk. Oh my gosh, never again. I miss him, though. Last year, yesterday, I was thinking about how-- My name, I was thinking about you at the Dodgers-- I was thinking about you at the baseball game, and how fun it would be to be drunk with you at the baseball game. And then we could go live together. That's-- last time you went live from Dodger Stadium with Badabas, the guy that goes to New York. That was not a good look when you wanted. I know. And I literally aside from it being-- You were so drunk and making out with that fool. No. Live on Instagram. That was awesome. I know. That's on Instagram. But imagine the people around me. We went off live, and we continue doing that. That's normal at Dodger Stadium, though. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Yeah, because there's hallowratches. Like after seventh inning. After seventh inning stretch, they know what that means. And losing. Stretchies. Yeah. Eddie and I are going to go soon. So, yeah, yeah, we are. Guys, by the way, you guys are more than welcome to go to the club with Tino, even if I don't go. Yeah, that's what we said. OK, cool. We're just waiting for a game. We're going. We're going to then go with Cam and Eddie, so you don't get tempted by these bottles. I'm going to hit him up right now. He looked bad in front of your friend like damn. All his friends showed up, but not him. Tino and I have an adult relationship, and I understand. He won't be like, you know my friend no more. I'm unfollowing you. No, like he'll be like, bro. I'm blocking you from my stories. No. Oh, yeah. You'll get it. You got a block date? Yeah, man. He took me off of his-- He was friends? No, we had a phone built. He was paying-- you know, we had that family plan? Yeah, took me out of there. Took me out of YouTube TV. No. You guys broke up. Yeah. You and your guy friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fudge. But I've been lately, I've been like-- Cam is happy about that. Lately, I've been hearing sermons. And like, I'm not sure if they're in direct us from God, saying like, because what those videos are talking about is like I'm making amends with old friends that you might have. No, the only in direct us is him throwing shade at you, Eddie. How about that? Yeah, but that only happened once, Cam. That he talked about about Eddie? Well, no, no. Every time the other friend that comes to me and tells me all this stuff-- It's awesome. Yeah, it tells me that every time they hang out, he always talks about me. Talks about you. Yeah. Every single time. Yeah, which is fine. But I still want to kind of like talk it out, which we already did, but I guess it didn't end up. So you already tried to work things out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then be at peace with that, bro. Yeah, right? Yeah. Just keep up with it. I mean, if you genuinely feel like you try to work things out and clear the air and then he's still talking-ish, then it is what it is. Have you had a friendship fall out? Yeah. Remember I told you about the homie that was a producer? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if you were here, Cam, that day. Yeah, thank you, stole your camera. He stole my camera with wedding pictures on it. But was he your friend, friend, like your homie? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, I brought him with me to that job. Oh, damn. So it was me. Oh, wow. Yeah, absolutely. Looked out for him. I have nothing but love for him. But he got mad because in case you missed it, he kept coming to work late and then he was falling asleep at work. This sounds oddly familiar. I'm just kidding. You know, it has yet to fall asleep at work. That's me, too. You okay, mate? You fall asleep? Oh, sorry, yeah, I was asleep. What happened? Eddie told you pretends to not hear us. Yeah, fall asleep. But by the fourth time that he got caught by our boss, our boss said, bro, like other people know about this now? You see it so much. Like other people in the studio from other radio stations, they see this full past out in the studio sleeping. Yeah. On the couch in the studio. [INAUDIBLE] And they're like, that's it. We talked to him three times. [INAUDIBLE] And I stood up for him every, every single time. And then that time I tried again, but then my boss said, bro, I can't. Yeah. Like it's going to set the wrong example. I was in his boss, though. And then so our boss went and fired him and he got mad at me. He said, they would listen to you because you do the morning show that's messed up, that you didn't now save my job. Damn. That is hella not messed up. And I mean, that's dope of you that you even those other times, you know? Because I feel like other people leave it on one time. Well, you know what I mean? Like, it's hard for me to recommend somebody to a job. Like, I have to know their worth that thing because it's your name that's connected to you. You know what I'm saying? So the fact you even did once. He was going through a lot in the sense that his wife and they had kids. So his wife around that time decided to go back to school and chose to go to school at night instead of doing it during the day when the girls or their daughters were in school, right? So the daughters were in school. The wife is at home chilling. My friend would get home in the afternoon and then she would say, bye. I'm going to school. Now take care of the kids. But he just got out of a job. But do you see what I'm going to say? So the whole day, his wife was not taking care of the kids. [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] Then she would go to school. [SPEAKING SPANISH] That's a new one, Toxica. If you want to get away from your skills. [SPEAKING SPANISH] I understood what he was going through, why he was falling asleep. Oh, I see. You see what I'm saying? But it went on for months. And I'm like, yo, I can't help you at home, bro. Like, that's you and your wife. Yeah, you've got to help me help you. I can only do so much at work. And then in your house, like, you've got to realize and have that conversation with your wife. Like, hey, [SPEAKING SPANISH] You're like, I'm down with you going to school. But can you switch to, like, day classes? So that while the girls are at school, you're at school as well. And she's like, nah. She's like, I need my time during the day to do homework. What do you think about that, Kim? Well, I'm telling you that someone who's going to school, like, and working, and is the oldest sibling that needs to do everything for the family. Nah, girl, weekends are your homework time. Like, hella weekends. Anytime, spare time that you have, you've got to make that time because it's not going to find itself. Like, you need to sacrifice some things. Absolutely. I would expect straight days then, if you're doing homework all day, girl, you better have straighten. I'm going to scholarship, girl. Well, look, at the end of the day, in any relationship, right, you've got to support each other. And the balance cannot be leaning towards one way or the other, because eventually, things aren't going to work out, you know? So anyways, love you guys. Have a great Easter weekend. Tap in on Monday to see if we ended up going to the club. De prima van de fallintententation or not. And also, during the Shaboi show, the live radio show, we're going to be giving out tickets to go to Disneyland. Hotel included, so listen to that on the Shaboi show app. It's free for your Android and also on your iPhone. Privan, I love you. What's your Instagram? I love you too, follow me on Instagram and TikTok @itsvenacicito. Kit? @kimberlyi Garcia with two A's at the end. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] And we're at Shaboi show. S-H-O-B-O-Y show. Love y'all. 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