Phone Taps
Audition to be a Zombie
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So Connor is phone tapping his friend Brandon. Brandon has wanted to work at this haunted house for years as a zombie. But you have to audition to be in the house because it's that it's this is a really cool house. So I call and I make him audition. Really? For a haunted house. Oh god. All right, listen. Good morning, this is Brandon. Hey, Brandon, it's Lisa from Mully House. Oh, I'm in the meeting right now to be one minute to step out. Okay. All right, I'm good to go now. Are you in a bathroom? I'm in another office. All right, so here's the deal. When you came the other night, we loved you. You have the look that we want for this. Oh yeah. So I just I needed to feel that you are zombie material. So I need you to give me your best grandpa zombie. Grandpa zombie? Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Okay. Um, how about now? The guy comes to the door. You open the door and it's a zombie pizza guy. What does the zombie pizza guy sound like? Here's your pie. It's got food and brains. That no, that sounds more like a pirate. You don't want a pirate zombie. Don't know. Zombie sounds alike. Oh my gosh. No, you need to take zombie 101. Zombies have different sounds depending on what happened to them before they passed. Just like like that's everything. Break. All right. They're thinking good. What happened? Um, someone just entered the office. That's all. I just want them for good. So people here, you making these sounds? They come in the office. Look at me, but I'll be good for now. All right. So we can continue? Yeah. Okay. Um, this is the type of haunted house where if someone gets scared, we allow them to like take it out on the zombie. Are you cool with that? So I might get like here. Well, we don't let them hit above the face because we don't want to mess up the makeup that we spent hours doing. But like, you know, chest and arms. Do you want a jockstrap? Do I own a jockstrap? Probably from high school because if somebody kicks you when you scare them, you want to make sure that the stuff is protected. That's what I'm saying. This makes us better than the other haunted houses where it's, you know, it's a different feel on the haunted house. Okay, I guess so. There's different packages. So you say, are you okay with that? Is it possible to work that particular package? No, yeah, unfortunately, you have to do everything. Right. It's not that they're hitting new brands and they're hitting zombie brand. But they're hitting the actual brand and underneath all of the zombie brand. What would two zombies having sex sound like? Oh, that's pretty good. That's a good one. All right. Well, okay. What would a zombie sitting on a toilet sound like? Oh, that's good. Wait, one more time. Did you give me a couple minutes? Is that Connor? Yeah. Connor, you want to tell him what's going on? Betty, I'm on the phone too, man. You can phone tap. Oh, you're an ass. 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Brandon wants to be a zombie at a haunted house, so Danielle calls and puts him through quite the audition.