Phone Taps
You Can’t be Catwoman for Halloween
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Get live and on-demand entertainment with no logins, no sign-ups, no accounts, no hassle. This November, get cozy and stay in from movie night with Air Force One starring Harrison Ford and Glenn Close, and The Art of War starring Wesley Snipes. All streaming free on ZoomO Play. Go to play.zumo.com now. Life is hard. ZoomO is easy. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. Oh yeah, Danielle. Yes, so Lauren is throwing a Halloween party. She started this mass email with a hot guest so that everybody knows what to bring. What everybody's wearing, blah, blah, blah. So her friend doesn't know most of the people at the party, so we thought that that's the perfect opportunity to call her up and mess around with her just a little bit. All right. Let's see what Danielle does here in her phone tap. Here we go. Hello. Hi, Faye, please. Hi, this is she. Oh, hi, Faye. I'm on the email chain for Lauren's party. For what? Like, you know, the email train for the Halloween party that she's throwing? Oh, right, okay. Yeah. So I work with her and I noticed that you were planning on coming as Catwoman. Yeah, that's me. Okay, well, I need to ask you a favor. I need to ask you to switch your cost to you. You need to why? Because I'm coming as Catwoman and we can't have two cat woman's at one party. I mean, I already have the cost. So do I. So I need you to change yours. Okay, that's a little weird. You're just calling me to tell me to change my costume. It's not a big deal. This isn't like a competition. Yes, it is. It is a competition. Remember, you have to bring five dollars each person and you win money at the end. And I need to win that money. And if there's two cat women, then how are they going to decide which one looks better? I mean, I know I'm going to look good, but I just want to make sure that I look the best. Okay, well, then you go as Catwoman. I go as cat. I can't even believe we're having this conversation. No, no, I go as Catwoman. You go with something else. Excuse me, you can't just call me and tell me that I can't go as Catwoman. I know, but why would you want to be what I'm going to be? Like, I'm going to look so good. Like, I'm going to look so good as Catwoman. Like, you're no one's even going to know that you're there. So I would change it. If you're that sure of yourself, then you don't need to worry about what I'm going as. Why don't you last year? What were you last year? That's running our business. Well, you can't be Catwoman. That's what I'm telling you. I can be Catwoman. I can be Superman. Okay, that's good. Be Superman. Be Superman. Okay, listen, I already spent $75 on my costume. If you want to go and buy me a new costume, then maybe I'll change my costume. But you're not going to tell me that I can't be Catwoman when I've already spent $75 on the costume. I'm not buying you a new costume. And just go return the costume you already have because you can return it before Halloween. They let you return it before. What's the difference if you go in and exchange it for like something else? Like Superman, like you said, you said you would be Superman before. Do me a favor. Do not call my phone anymore. And don't call people. You don't know and tell them what to do. Hey, you pumpkin headed whore. Listen to me. Lauren. Oh my God. All right. I'm just gonna call her back. But you were gonna talk this time. Okay. Okay, here we go. Hello. What's going on? I just talked to my friend, Sarah. She said that you guys were on the phone like fighting and stuff. What's up? Who is this girl? She's absolutely crazy. She's just a co-worker. I mean, we're friends, but we're not that close. She tells me that I can't be Catwoman because she's gonna be Catwoman and basically that I have to change my costume. Right. She's absolutely bananas. Like I would think that you guys would get along really well. You know, you guys are both really cool people. Well, you're wrong about that because this girl is that crazy. I'm gonna want to punch this bitch in the face. Oh, oh man. She called me a pumpkin headed whore. She called me a pumpkin headed whore. I do. This is Danielle Manaro from Alvesteran in the morning show. You got phone tags. Oh my God. Are you kidding me? You can be Catwoman. You pumpkin headed bitch. There's only one feeling like knowing your banker personally. Like growing up with a bank you can count on. Like being sure what you've earned is safe, secure, and local. There's only one feeling like knowing you're supporting your community. You deserve more from a bank. You deserve an institution that stood strong for generations. Bank of Colorado. There's only one. Remember FDIC. I don't know if you know this, but when you don't have time to read the Washington Post, you can listen to it. Almost every article has a listening option. And right now you can become a Washington Post subscriber for just 50 cents a week. It's an incredible deal. Stay on top of what's happening by signing up at washingtonpost.com/pod. That's washingtonpost.com/pod. Deciding on what to listen to is hard. Using Zumo to stream music from iHeart90's radio is easy. Or play iHeart Country or hip hop beats. Your choice, all for free. Stream easy with Zumo play. Get live and on-demand entertainment with no logins, no sign-ups, no accounts, no hassle. This November, get cozy and stay in from movie night with Air Force One starting Harrison Ford and Glenn Close and The Art of War starring Wesley Snipes, all streaming free on Zumo Play. Go to play.zumo.com now. Life is hard. Zumo is easy.
Lauren is throwing a massive Halloween party and her friend doesn't know anyone going....so Danielle calls as another party goer asking her to change her costume!