Phone Taps
The New Neighbor Chopped Down Our Tree
There's only one feeling like knowing your banker personally, like growing up with a bank you can count on, like being sure what you've earned is safe, secure, and local. There's only one feeling like knowing you're supporting your community. You deserve more from a bank. You deserve an institution that stood strong for generations. Bank of Colorado. There's only one member FDIC. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. I always love a froggy phone tap. We have one for you today. We've got one for you today. Alright froggy, what's it all about? I want a victim is Kevin and I am his new jerky neighbor. His wife, Aubrey, is gonna call him to let him know that I just chop down her grandmother's tree because I don't like the tree and I think it's on my property. He's the Vice President of the Neighborhood Association so it turns into a big fight. Alright well let's see what happens in froggy's phone tap. Let's listen in here we go. Hello? Kevin. Kevin. Yeah the crazy guy in the backyard. He has cut down my tree. I don't know who this crazy dude thinks that he is. Oh my god you gotta be kidding me. Is it down now? Did he take it down completely? Is it gone? Well I mean I don't think like he pulled the root out but he's cut like all these branches off and it's like it's destroyed. It's completely destroyed. What does he know? He's out there. I can see him from the window. What are he doing? He's bundling up branches and he's dragging them out. I don't know like I guess to the front of the curb. I don't know. The whole tree is down. The whole tree is down except for like this little stump in the ground. Yes. Put him on the phone Aubrey go put him on the phone. Go put him on the phone. I want to talk to this. I'm going on the phone. Excuse me. Excuse me. Put him on the phone. What? Yeah I'm your neighbor my husband wants to talk to you. About what? Don't talk to this Jack. Don't talk to him. Come on the phone. Hello. Hey what's going on back there? Did you come down a tree? No I chopped down my tree. The tree is on our land. And it's a tree that special significance. That's just what it was given to us out of our grandmother's garden. And that's it. That's the last one I can't get another one because our grandmother is dead. So that's it. Oh I couldn't go back to grandma tree but it's going to be in pieces. Why are you being about it? Because the trees are on my side of the property. I don't want it. It's ugly. It's not on your side of the property. When you moved into your house there are certain things you want to change. I didn't like the tree that was on the back of my property so therefore I cut it down. We moved into that property a long time ago a lot longer before you. We don't like you. We can't call anyone. We can do about it. We don't want to talk to the property a lot. We're going to have bigger problems in a tree. All right, listen, little, little, little. I'm sorry I chopped down your grandma tree. You're a burial for it. Either right there and leave yourself there and I'll see you tonight and I'll bring the map over. Happy to show you the map. I'll show you the map. We'll be really, really clear about what our property line. All right. Now you're a tough guy survey. No, I'm not a tough guy. Anything, but I'll come over. How about I'll come up and burn your house down. And then I'll say, like, oh, I thought it was on my property. I just wanted to lose some extra space. I didn't realize I lived backed up to the nature police. I'm the vice president of the neighborhood association of the nature. Oh, that explains a lot. We got a board member on the phone. So you don't have enough to do it your job all day that you decided to be the vice president of the board so you could drive around and look at everybody's house and go home. Don't go around chopping down the trees. What? Don't go around chopping down the trees. That's my tree. That's my name is Grandma Tree. The landscape is what helps make up the neighborhood. People come by the look and shop in our neighborhood for nice, outstanding family. Oh, yeah, that's exactly about my house. I bought this house because I said, well, that's a nice tree. I want this house. Oh, my God. Why don't you live in a desert? Why don't you live in a desert? You're not interested in green or lush, like a beautiful neighborhood that we've worked hard to develop and make with beautiful. That's a 15 year old maple. You could have asked us and no, no, you just take it upon yourself to cut down a tree. You just got here crying and my crying and tree cutting. Are you crying? I'm upset. Okay. Why don't you go cry by a tree that's still alive? I could probably use the water. Hey, you forgot your Japanese cherry blossom George Washington cherry. Are you in the house? Are you in the house? I'm walking in right now. I'm going to come home and murder this guy. I don't want you looking at him. I don't want you talking about him. I want you to. I want you to do your building exercises and calm down and put on some TV and relax like it never happened. I'm coming out of that room until I come in the house. I'm going to talk to this right now. Hey Kevin, maybe you shouldn't come here because your wife is phone tapping you on the radio. Yeah, wait for my house. No, no. Your wife is phone tapping you. It's all a big joke. Nobody's shopped. It's right now. It's not even else around the morning show and you've been phone tapped. What's a phone tap? Well, you're supposed to get really upset and get really mad what you've done. Where's my wife right now? She's right here. Where's she got Audrey? Hi, honey. Oh, this is not my honey. I don't even know what to say. I'm in the parking lot. I got 20 people following me. I'm going to forget not a layer. Wow. I'm in my high school. The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tap was pre-recorded with permission granted by all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the morning show. There's only one feeling like knowing your banker personally, like growing up with a bank you can count on, like being sure what you've earned is safe, secure, and local. There's only one feeling like knowing you're supporting your community. You deserve more from a bank. You deserve an institution that stood strong for generations. Bank of Colorado. There's only one. Remember FDIC.
Kevin LOVES his tree and his new jerk neighbor, AKA Froggy, may have chopped it down....