Phone Taps
I've Been Lying About School the Whole Time
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Well, stay-ce emailed and says, I'd like to call my mom. Tell her that I'm not allowed back in school because I have excessive absence. My mom is going to flip out because I have only one more semester until I graduate. And she asks me every day, sometimes 15 times a day, if I went to school. So we're calling her mom now. And we're going to make her upset. Hi, Stacey, please. This is not Stacey. Oh, this isn't-- who is this? She's her mother. How can I help you? Yeah, hi. My name is Linda Vassar. I'm calling from Spagner. Is she around? No, she's not. I can help you. She's not. OK, we're just going through our records and calling people who haven't been showing up for school and just trying to figure out why they haven't been. No, she's been there. She goes with Nate now. She gives her a whole program tonight. Yeah, I know that, but she hasn't been here since last semester. Well, then I left her here to kick up a talker. When she leaves my house and says she's going to school, that's where I think she's going, so I don't know. But you have her cell phone? Do you want me to three-way her in, so you can talk to her as well? Sure, if you can do that. OK, yeah. Can you hold a second? Yeah. OK, hold on. It's pretty nice to get dressed up to go to her friend, to come home with her and tell me what you did in school, and everything other than her saying she wasn't there. Stacey, are you there? Yeah, yeah. Hey, Stacey, we have to move from three new flashes in her phone with us. Instead, you have not been to school all this week. Oh, OK, Mom, I have to admit something to you. What? The past three nights, me and Christina, have been going out. We haven't been going to school. OK, you know what? No, I am done with this, OK, because you've made us cool crazy with this nighttime thing going to work. It's better, Mommy. If they throw me in at school, whatever, I'll just-- I don't know me. I don't forget about it at night, or something like that. I'll give you one thing like this. You have been lying to me, number one. That's the first place. All right, number two, what do you think you're doing? You went to all this trouble? I don't mean to agree. I don't mean to agree. I don't mean to a certificate. I don't mean anything, OK? I'm fine. What are you going to be? What did you want to be? Mom would be not going to school with her. OK, that quote was, "No, no, no, I'll add my house." That's what it's going to be to a lot of girls. Mommy, no, listen, listen. I swear I have to get a job at a bar. They make really good money, bar tenders. And I'm pretty, too, so I don't give you more value. Excuse me. I'm not paying $30,000 for a bar tending job. Mom, come on. Are we not here today? Excuse me. Why do I need to be great? Come on. Excuse me, you were going to go for a certificate until you went home and said that. Mommy, I'll depend on my husband, my boyfriend, and the rest of my life. Are you nuts? Come on. Are you in drugs? No. Why would I be on drugs? You can depend on your husband, the rest of your life. What is this? Is this a dependent girl? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's true, it's me. Shut up. Write me on my work. I cannot scream. Listen, minimum, one year, severe, severe trouble. You lied to your father and me for the last two nights. OK, make a fool out of me. New years, can you question this at school? You're carrying on everything else, and you haven't been there. OK? Who are you hurting here? You have to have a problem. I don't need a degree. Why? How many of you need a degree? Shut up, Mommy. You have to sign for myself. I'll work it up. I'll make it a bar. Are you done? I'll do a full-time job during this day. I just won't put education on my resume. I'm not having a $30,000 run, and my shoulders, and you're for you to broadcast. Mommy, you made a lot of my bartending. Have you ever done it? No, excuse me. Forget it. The idea is forget it. OK, I'm not going to-- I'm not going to go like I can do what I want. I don't know why you're overreacting. I'm not going to be asking. You're right to me. I can't trust you because this is a huge mass of law you told me. I'm not going to school anymore. I don't know. I know that's going to just throw you out. Ever again, nowhere else, either. You have to worry about what I'm trying to say is I have $30,000 that you didn't seem to care about. Mommy, it's OK to just pay it off. How do I pay you off, Lacey? How? It's not that much money. Are you crazy? You're the girl who's only brought a headache. It's not a big deal. You seem to hear you have hurt me. It doesn't matter that they mean thank you. I can't talk to you about anything because you're crazy. So please, you're the lie to me. Yes, you're the lie to me every night. It's much easier to lie to you. It's much easier. This is not my girlfriend, I'm sorry. You're really overreacting about this. It's a big deal. I'm all reacting. Well, you have a $30,000 run under your name. Let's see how you overreact because I'm not paying it. Mommy, I told you, school is not for me. It's really not for me. All you have to do is tell me that a month ago. But instead, every night-- so honey, how was school today? Oh, it was good. I have to dress up when I got you lied, and you kept the lie going. That's what hurt me more than anything. Why don't you want me to buy a tent or something? I'm not talking about that. I get work in a club. I can dance in a club or something like that. I'll become my home. I'll be safe. I can't believe you've been talking like this, OK? I can be a stripper. You're talking stupid. That's always an option. I can text. This is not my daughter. Hey, Ma. She's not on drugs. You know what she's on? What? She's on the radio because you've just been phone-tapped. [LAUGHING] Oh, my God. 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Stacy's mom has been overly concerned about her daughter's last semester, so Danielle calls to wonder why she hasn't been attending her classes.