Phone Taps
Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants a Spa Day
- Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. - All right, Danielle, what's your phone tap about? - I feel bad 'cause you're in a good mood and now I'm gonna make you mad 'cause it's Ms. Marsh Colops, and he is. And you hate her. - You know what, today, uh, you me. I'm going to try, I'm going to try to enjoy Ms. Marsh Colops'. - All right, so we're phone tapping a receptionist at a spa because Ms. Marsh Colops' is she has a gift card from her son, Marvin. She wants to use it. Uh, um, so, yeah. - That's a good job. - That's a good job. - Let's see what happens in Ms. Marsh Colops' - Hello, Ms. Marsh Colops' is his phone tap. - Hello, Ms. Marsh Colops, how can I help you? - Hello, hi, I wanted to book myself into the spa, my son, Marvin, he gave me a gift card 'cause all the girls at the office have been talking all about this facials and stuff. - What kind of service would you like? - Um, I don't know, I was on your website and I see like a mud wrap and a body scrub and a facial. And so I wanted to come in and see if I could get one. Maybe you'd be interested in a facial, um, you lay back and get all steamed up, open up all your pores, and then someone works on your face. - I'm not, no, ma'am, I'm not poor. I can't afford it 'cause I got a certificate and I'm gonna use my gift card. - Yes, yes, I understand that. I didn't mean that, I meant, um, they work on your face and basically you take off a layer of dead skin and then you-- - Excuse me, ma'am, I am an old lady, but I am not dead and my skin is not dead. - I am very insulted by that coming, I don't think you should talk to me like that, you have no respect. - Um, ma'am, you know, I'm sorry, it's really busy here and I think you're gonna have to make a decision and then-- - But I don't know, I can't make a decision when I don't know all the stuff I have-- - You know, I have people in here, I'm sorry, I understand that it's so cool, but you're gonna have to make a choice on your own and call it back when you know. - Ma'am, ma'am, you should talk with Marvin about what you wanna get and then if you come in, it's this bye, be happy to sit and go over all these-- - No, what? - I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to go now, but call back when you know what you want, okay? (phone ringing) - Stand up. - Hey spa, how's it gonna help you? - Hi, yeah, I just missed my sunglasses, I just called it, I was-- - And I'm just gonna interview right there, we just don't have time right now. - I understand that, but I don't know like what the body scrub is and the couple's aside and the zit blasters-- - You just have to go online and you're gonna have to Google these things and you're gonna have to figure it out on your own. - But I don't know, I told you-- - I can help you out on it, but I really don't have time right now, I have people here waiting in the spa. - Is it that you don't like old people? Is that what it is, you don't like old people 'cause you know, I don't think you can help us? - No, I don't have time right now, you're not listening to me. I am trying to run a business here and there are people. I'm sorry, I really don't have time for this right now, I have to go. - All right, so I'll make an appointment then and I'll come in and then maybe you can sit down and you can tell me-- - Okay, that would be great, what time would you like to come in? - What time do you open? - We open at 10. - All right, so I'll be in at nine and I'll make an appointment at 10, I can't come in at 10. If that's gonna be too awesome-- - We can't come in anytime after 10, we'll open-- - Oh, oh, but my son Marvin-- - From 10 a.m. 'til 7 p.m. - But my son Marvin works, he keeps not gonna be able to drive me, so he can only drop me off at nine o'clock, so-- - Well then you're going to have to wait outside because we do not open until 10. He can drop you off anytime, but we open at 10. - But wait, what if it's raining outside and how am I gonna stand outside, that's not-- - Well then you're gonna have to bring an umbrella, aren't you? Because that's really not my problem. Between 10 and 7, when would you like to come in? - If I get dropped off at nine, do you have a waiting room I can sit in? - Ma'am, decide if you're coming in or not, figure out a way for you to get here by yourself. - Oh my goodness. - During our hours of operation-- - Now's the time to tell you that, uh, this is Danielle Manaro from Elvis Durant in the morning show and you just got phone tapped. - What? (laughing) - Oh my god, oh my god, I'm getting out. You're kidding, this is a phone tap? (laughing) You totally break my blood pressure. - What can I come in for a facial then? - Oh my god, come in, come in. (laughing) - Yeah, believe you, oh my gosh. (screaming) - The Elvis Durant phone tap. - This phone tap was pre-recorded with permission granted by all participants. - The Elvis Durant phone tap, only on Elvis Durant in the morning show. (dramatic music)
She can't understand you very well, and she sure is pushy. Danielle's infamous Mrs. Mashgalopsis wants to book herself a spa day!