Phone Taps
You're Starting to Grow Boobs
- Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. - Hi, Scary, what's your phone tap all about today? - So Anna emailed us wanting to play a phone tap on her husband Bruno. Now Bruno's always hated taking medications and recently started taking medication for his cholesterol. I'm gonna pretend to be from the pharmacy and let him know that his refill is ready and there's other problems. And Anna is with him at the house. - Okay, so you're calling from the pharmacy to scare him about his drugs? - Yeah. - Okay, let's see how that works. Here's Scary's phone tap. - Hello. - Hi Bruno, please. - Yeah, that's me. - Bruno, this is John from the sneer gold. - Hey, how are you? What's up? - Things are good. You know, we have your Lipitor medication for your, ready here? At a curiosity, how many days are you in to that last bottle you have? - Well, I'm almost done with it. So it's probably been about three and a half, maybe four weeks, I'm almost done for the month. - Oh, that's not good. Have you noticed a swelling by your upper chestel region? - I have not noticed a swelling, like chestel region. - Well, I actually switched the labels on certain bottles. - Oh my goodness, what the (beep) are you talking about? - So you might be going through a case of gynecomastia. - What is gynecomastia? - It's the condition where a guy's breasts grow. - We can charge over there. - I'm in charge. - There's somebody above you because you obviously don't know what the (beep) you're talking about. - No, I do know what I'm talking about. You have gynecomastia as a result of your Lipitor being Mamanoxidil. - Mamanoxidil is given to increase the bust size and it's meant for women. - Why would I want to take that? - You don't, you don't want to take that. You're a guy, you don't want to take that. - Really, why are you yelling? This guy's telling me that they're, I'm not taking Lipitor talking, something for breasts. - Those breasts are going to be coming in very soon. - How could he give me breast pills for Lipitor? - Listen, I'm really sorry. We're going to correct this problem though. That's why I need you to come in and pick up some new pills. That's going to reverse the process. - I'm not thinking any more pills from your pharmacy. You've almost poisoned me. And now you're telling me that I'm going to have (beep) - Is there somebody in the room with you? I need you to do-- - You're dealing with me. - Are you near each other right now? - Yeah, I need you to get-- - Would you be able to lift your shirt? Bruno, this will be very helpful. - Just pick on your shirt. - No, I'm not picking on my shirt. No (beep) I need you to gently rub around the nip. Your left hand should be going counterclockwise, your right hand should be going clockwise. - No, we're not doing this. You're not rubbing my breath. Pick a way for me. You all my wife to rub my (beep) - I have another solution for you. We have these pills that just came in from a Canadian pharmacy called Flatterall. Have you heard of it? - But I'm, Flatterall, listen, in two seconds, I'm going to drive down there and beat the (beep) out of here. - Also the gel cap version of reductity. And-- - I'm not taking anything. - I do have this cream for your boobs. It's called Busta Move. You ever heard of that? Busta Move? - Listen, I have no signs of my breast growing. - Hold on a second. - You have to take the medicine, Bruno. Are my (beep) really grown? I mean, this is (beep) full (beep) I don't think they're grown. Do they look like they're grown? - I don't know, but maybe if you let me touch them like you told you, I would be able to tell. - Don't touch them quick, hurry up. - I don't think-- - They do feel a little bit slower. - They're out of your little (beep) buying. - You're crazy. - There's no different (beep) - Seriously, I don't know. I mean, he's a pharmacist. - A pharmacist is like a guy that couldn't be a doctor. He didn't want to go to school. All he do is read prescription. They don't know anything. They're not doctors. He's got me and he gave me breast ill. My freaking cholesterol is probably going up now. This is a joke. - Hey. - Yeah. - It is a joke. - What is that? - Bruno, this is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in the morning show. You've been phone tapped. Your wife. - Scary, this is what you did to me. (laughing) You're a (beep) too, huh? (laughing) - Ah, the Elvis Duran phone tap. (beep) This phone tap was pre-recorded with permission granted by all participants. - The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the morning show. (dramatic music)
Bruno hates taking medications and started taking something for cholesterol, so Skeery calls from the pharmacy with the news of some unfortunate new side effects....