Phone Taps
Honey I Sold Your VHS Collection
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All right, Scary, what's your phone tap about today? So, Lara wants to play a phone tap on her husband Don. Don told his wife that she could put an ad up on Craigslist to sell his old VHS tape collection, but then changed his mind and took the ad down. VHS tape collection. Yeah, and an old box of junky tapes, but they're still getting calls about it. So, I'm going to pretend to be one of those potential buyers. People are buying VHS tapes. It has a collector's item thing. OK, let's listen in. What is this all about? Hello. Hi, this is Marty. OK. I'm calling regarding the ad on Craigslist. What? Craigslist, I don't have anything on Craigslist. I'm calling about the VHS collection. Not what my VHS tapes should not respond to an ad on Craigslist. It says titles from the 80s and 90s. Feature films, hundreds available. This is the ad on Craigslist for my VHS tapes. No, they're actually, yeah, I'm looking at it right now. I'll call the other phone number and I'll get the address and I'll be down shortly. You're not coming to my house. That'd be the wrong thing to do today. Nobody's touching my VHS tape. What about a brad pack like, you know, Pretty in Pink and Breakfast Club? Hey, brother, no. Can I have a couple? Are you telling a few of them? You're stepping over the line right now. Do the right thing? No, no, I'm not selling my face. Could you give me like the goonies? Don't push my buttons, all right. I'm trying to calm down and you're taking me over the top. This is a false advertisement. I'm going to report you to Craig. Report me this, report me. Report him. Oh my, he's passionate about his tapes. Yes, he is. I'll tell you what, let's call him back. You're going to do the talking. We're going to listen in, OK? All right, I'll do. Hello. Hey, hon. Hey, what's going on? You know, I thought I'd told you to take the Craigslist get down. I'd still get a call. I didn't read it. But I thought about it and I put it back up. Well, man, you bought about it and put it back up. What are you saying to me? We have to get rid of those tapes. Why don't you do it on money and get-- Go on. That's going to be a success. Hey, baby. How do you want to get rid of them? I don't want nobody in my house touching my tapes. You had B.A. catches from the '80s and the '90s. For goodness' sake, they have Blu-ray and-- Take my turn and books. We'll get them on the B.B.D. just right now. We're trying to find-- I don't want to be B.B.D. a Blu-ray. I don't touch my tape. Someone got the door. My name is Marty. I'm here to answer the Craigslist ad about the tapes. Now get on the [BLEEP] phone. I am. We're going to phone now right here. Can you hold on? I have someone at the door, please. Get on the [BLEEP] are you? Are you the one selling them? Because there was a guy on the phone earlier. He wasn't very friendly. [INAUDIBLE] Oh, wow. Look at all this. Oh, my god. You got full metal jacket? [INAUDIBLE] Platoon? [INAUDIBLE] Oh, I haven't seen these in years. Yeah, he had a pretty fine collection. [INAUDIBLE] That's right. [INAUDIBLE] Got it. Honey, I'll be right with you. Hold on just a minute. I'll give you a dollar tape. 200 tapes? [INAUDIBLE] To make it up to him when he contacts you every time. Take that personal check. Put that [BLEEP] on the phone right now. Could you take the phone for a moment? Hello? Don't you [BLEEP] touch those tapes. You'll like the tapes on it. Get the [BLEEP] out of my house. She's telling me I can have-- Leave my face, Lara. We're going to put them in this-- Lara, I'm done with terms of endearment. That's a chick flick. Stop it. Don't touch my [BLEEP] tape. I think I should tell them. What do you think? Tell me. You've been phoned-tapped. Got you. We're done. This is Scary Jones, Melvis Duran for the Morning Show. Oh. Got you. Oh, my god. Where's my asthma pump? You're killing me right now. Are you serious? Thank you so much. You are almost comatose. Why would it have been a movie? [SCREAMING] The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tap was prerecorded with permission granted by all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap, only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Hello, it is Ryan, and we could all use an extra bright spot in our day, couldn't we? Just to make up for things like sitting in traffic, doing the dishes, counting your steps, all the mundane stuff. That is why I'm such a big fan of Chumba Casino. Chumba Casino has all your favorite social casino style games that you can play for free anytime, anywhere, with daily bonuses. So sign up now at Chumba Casino.com. That's Chumba Casino.com. Sponsored by Chumba Casino. No purchase necessary. VGW Group. Voidware prohibited by law. 18-plus terms and conditions apply. Black Friday is coming, and for the adults in your life who love the coolest toys, well, there's something for them this year, too. 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Lara is selling her husband's VHS collection, even after he asked her not to!