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Oh, did you? But I ended up waking up. I think I just didn't turn an alarm on rather than say I slept through it. Let's just, I didn't turn it on. Colosse baby's bed. Colosse baby's bed. And so like I'm just feeling completely fotrot it. Like just shoveled a little bit. My hair is not quite right. It's not mascara. Oh, this is one of those things where like I would, we would never have noticed unless you say it. Really? My hair is like off completely off-kilter. No, the kilter is on. You're on your kilter. But thank you. What I wanted to say mostly about my appearance is that you might notice that my eyes are swollen shut. I didn't. You didn't? No. It's because I saw we live in time last night. Oh, right. The Snapchat you sent me last night after, after you're viewing, definitely I noticed. The swollen eyepiece. Well, your whole face was swollen. Like a baby, like a baby that cries, you know, like their face gets swollen. I still... Like the cries are hard. Your lips got swollen. I noticed. I'd say it's been about 13 hours since I entered the theater. I entered at 7.45 last night. It's about 10 a.m. Now. So 12 plus. Give or take. Give mostly. Um, I still don't know what to say. I really don't. That film will be a classic. That will be a classic. I like really get emotional from like movies about sickness and love. I think like that's what really kind of tears me apart more than anything like the Fault in Our Stars type of movie. But this had an added layer of like, yes, I'm depressed. Yes, sickness is terrible, but also like life is beautiful and life is worth it. Like even though it can be really depressing and that was what was so special about this movie. Oh, interesting. Yeah. And these two actors, Andrew Garfield and Florence Pugh, if they don't win an Oscar for this, I'll never watch the Oscars again. I will never watch the Oscars again. Those two performances, you've never seen anything like that was not Florence and Andrew. That was all meant to buy us. And like, I get that that's the point of acting. Yeah. I do get that. This was not in a different level. Good. That we need that. Yeah. What? Like, I mean, I cried from the second I saw their faces and I stayed in the theater while the credits were rolling. I don't understand how people got up at the end. Where are you going? Yeah. Where are you going? Sit. Take a minute. Soak it in. Soak it in. I think it's still unlimited release. So it's like slowly being released. So I guess a lot of people haven't seen it yet, but buckle up and urge your loins. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I can't wait to see it. I wish I had a question to ask. But that's one of those movies that I'm going to really go into blindly and just know that it. Yeah. It's kind of nice. There hasn't been like, I didn't even get any spoilers and my whole like Twitter timeline is. No, I know. I'm also. Anyway, I'm also getting that too. Yeah. I think it's just we'll probably buy proxy from you. Yeah. Osmosis. I'm Osmosis and your time. Andrew too. But yeah, I want to see it. I want to see it at home though. Sorry. It's like I cry in movies obviously, but it's like I don't like he used that much. I was moaning. Oh, Jesus. I was like moaning and groaning and like gagging. I was crying so hard. So it was hot. See, for me, that's that I need to I need to be gagging and moaning at home. I wasn't even embarrassed though because it's like you like it would be weird if you weren't. And so it wasn't just like, if you weren't gagging in the theater, it'd be fucking it'd be weird. What was what was the vibe like in the theater? I don't know. I literally didn't like emergency room, waiting room five, like and everyone's getting bad news. But it was crazy because there was also so much laughter too. There's never been a movie like it. I was truly like cracking up, cracking up one second, heaving the net. Wow. We laughed. We cried. We it's literally life. Yeah. Oh my God. How many years has its head over? In fourth. So it like will start kind of like towards the end and go back to the beginning and back and forth. Probably like seven or eight. That's a good amount of time. Yeah, it's not. Yeah. It's great. Wow. Wow. I can't wait for everybody to see it. It's so hard for you to talk about this because I really have no questions. No, that's totally fine. I'm glad I don't want to give anything away or there's not really even much to give away. It's just like, oh, oh my God. Yeah, I mean, I kind of swore off going into movies blindly once I saw poor things. You guys need to all go to jail for having me even sit down and watch that. I stand by that one. Oh my God. Stand by. What? Wow. What? Wow. Yeah. Well, as you know, my TV fell off the wall last week and so I got home last night first light. Oh, wait. Did I get home last night? No. Okay. Yeah, I got home last night. Last night was my first night with like a TV just sitting on the ground and busted to pieces. And so I was like, oh, like, it gets dark so early and I'm sitting in my house and I went on a run and then I was like, dinner time, but I was like, oh, I got to, am I just going to sit on my phone while I have dinner? So I like, my screen time's through the roof right now. That's why I'm really playing safe with my blue lights, but it was so weird. Like I really just like kind of walked around my house and I listened to jazz and I didn't have a big screen to look at last night going to bed. So I feel off-kiltered as well, but I honestly just feel like better than everyone because like I couldn't sit and watch TV until I pass out on my couch and then wake up and walk to my bed. I feel like I woke up early too because I was like, what the fuck is the point of being awake right now? I feel like I should be proud of myself because I can't make it through one episode of TV. I tried with the Rabbi Show, which like is literally written for me and I can't sit still and I tried with the Menendez Brothers. Can't, like I don't know what is wrong. Like I just want to be, not to be that girl, but I just want to be reading and writing. Just shoot me. Like that sounded sad. I just want to be reading. I don't, I don't know, I guess I'm just like a little bit different. You're like that girl that I go up and I take her glasses off and be like, oh. But I think it's because like when I'm watching TV. I couldn't explain that in words. I had to ask that. No, I understand it. So if you're just listening, like that's not going to make, you're like that girl. He took the glasses off. You're like that girl that blank. I think it's because when I'm watching TV that my phone is there for me. And when I'm reading, and I, I'll just be on my phone. And when I'm reading or writing, I can't be on my phone because Stephen King told me to lock my phone in the other room. He talked about your phone? He told me to put it in the other room. He knows about phones. It was, I think he was referring to the landline in his piece. Okay. But it applies to the cell too. I have thoughts, by the way, on the, on the rap, rap I show nobody wants this. I watch it. I watch like five episodes. I still, I'm, I'm only on the second. I'm gonna, I'm gonna do it. I just am very slow with television. I have crazy, because you're different than other girls, because you have classes. Because I have class. Classes. I have class and you don't. That's a good poll. Yeah. I almost watched it on the airplane yesterday, but I watched burn after reading and said which. What's that? Okay. So that's one of those movies called burn after reading. First of all, is there anything better in the world than sitting down and seeing a movie that like, oh, I've actually been wanting to watch this and you're on a plane and you look at the timing is perfect because our Wi-Fi went out. And it was nice. So it was like, yeah, it was kind of forced to be off my phone the whole time, which was nice. But I was just looking at another similar size screen, which was also nice because I was getting my Papa was getting his blue light prescription. Yeah. Did you know what you're getting into? No, I had no idea I've, I've, I've heard burn, burn after reading. I've heard that name. Listen to the people in this, in this movie. George Clooney, I thought you hated when there was a stacked cast. But the thing about this particular stacked cast is that it was a different time. So I think that they weren't all competing to like get a bigger page. I don't really understand what the deal was back then, but like they didn't overpower each other. They weren't competing for screen time. George Pitt. I love George. George Clooney. Oh my God. George Clooney is one of my favorites. George Clooney, George Pitt, George, what is it, Brad Pitt? What's their names? Yeah. As you were saying, blood put. Grand Galdin. What is it? What are you? Whoa. I'm going to stroke actually. Brand Galdin. Borge. I don't know. You've got all this brand to Galdin, who's brand Galdin. Borge. Hang on. I'll just read it. Thank you. I'm sweating. Oh my God. You sound like you went down the drain. Sorry. George Clooney. Brad Pitt. Francis McDormand. Brilliant. John Malkovich. Francis McDormand. Look at her in the third picture. Okay. Let me get my shades on. Now this cast you would have. This cast will have. Oh, Francis. Yeah. This cast will have a movie buff soaked because George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Francis McDormand. Oh my God. Oh, I love JK Simmons. He reminds me of pop-up. Mm hmm. Richard Jenkins, who's the stepfather and stepbrothers, Tilda Swinton, John Malkovich, JK Simmons. Dermott Milroney isn't every movie that's ever been made. That's true. And we don't put enough respect on his name. I agree. I didn't even know him. Give me a rom-com with Dermott Milroney and Kathryn Hahn. This movie was so good. This is a movie that I didn't know where it was going the entire time. It also has a lot of mental illness in it. Oh, nice. It was phenomenal. It was so good. I could not have guessed even up until the last four seconds of the film did not guess where I was going. Oh, I love when that happens. Yeah. It's a Cohen Brothers movie. What is it about? It's a Cohen Brothers movie. It's really impossible to say, "Honestly, if you are bored and you want to watch a film that has tried true and trusted, burn after reading." It was good. And it's like a light watch too. Some people die, but it's okay. That's true. Death is part of life. And this part of life in aging is beautiful. Yeah. Hey, guys. We want to take a quick break to take a sponsor of today's episode, Liquid IV. It's fall. You know? Y'all, there's a hustle in the air. And I like to escape it. And Brooke reads to escape the fall hustle, don't you? 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Like the characters literally are like, I'm gonna be the girl who's like the bitch sister. Hi. It's like obvious. I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be his brother that's kind of a bit. Yeah. It's like, it gives us the character development like in the first episode and then I know they're kind of supposed to be like, I'm like, do you think I'm dumb? Write your own show. I think I need to. I think I need to. But like, yeah, me talking, I talk shit about movies and TV. The same way I ask for a haircut. I don't know what to say. I need people to understand what I'm saying without having the like lingo or feedback that makes sense for like film, bus, or probably like what he means is that there's a lack of tropes. There is a lack of tropes. There is a lack of tropes because all of these things, all of these TV shows and stuff are like, this is a 3D printed, it's like chat GBT was like, give me a cast, three women, three men, rom-com adjacent, you know, blah, blah, blah. And then I'm sorry to bring up Fool's Gold again. Fool's Gold was like, okay, Bahamas. And she works on about it. It's like such an interesting trope or like 54 states. They live in Hawaii, like something in New York is an easy one where we're gonna be like, well, they live in New York and they're like dealing with the city, a country, Southern and Southwestern, it's like, there's no tropes anymore, it's just like these people are just like. And when you say trope, are you referring to location? Yes. Well, trope. Yeah. Oh my God. I am. Whatever. See, that's what I'm talking about. If I'm getting a high fade, if they're like, you want a high fade at the barber, I'm like, I don't know. You're definition. Yeah. Good. Thank you. Okay. But that was an issue I was having with the with the show. Second big thing that I just found out about myself last night. I hate when people have iPhone text conversations in a TV show. I'm not reading your texts. Also wait, the second I see us at an iPhone in a movie or TV show, I'm pulled out. I'm like, okay, this is like, and they're calling each other Swifties in the show. It's like, that's two on the nose. Yeah. I hate when shows and movies mentioned COVID. COVID. Like I did like, yes, it should be set in the same world, but not, but not exactly. My reality adjacent where it's like, I don't want to, you pull your phone out and I'm like, I should check my phone. You know, it's like something weird about like, it's two on the nose. Yeah. I don't like it. I don't like it. That's fair. But I hate that I haven't liked anything that's come out anytime soon. Like, everyone thinks I'm just like a massive hater. Pay for your own way. I'm either way smarter than everybody. Right. You have the, you have the how to save a cat screenplay book, write your own screenplay. Oh my gosh, I sat down to do it and I was like, this is dumb. Okay. I can't help you. Yeah, I can't. I can't help myself. Yeah. Someone helped me. Someone helped me. I wonder if we're in the part of a, for in the time period that like the strike. I think we must be. affected. Like we're going to start like experiencing the effects of the, the lull and content. I think we must be, yeah, but it is a good time to write. Yeah. How is writing going for you? Thank you for asking. That was just about to, I was about to start going and I appreciate, I appreciate the question. Awesome. Kind of. Yeah. There's no way of knowing. It's no. Well, I have got like my, a big due date in two weeks. I want to have a new date. So I like talked about this, I'm obsessed with basically the process for, and we're very lucky that we like already have representation. So it's like easier to like, like we have agents already that would pitch the book. And we don't have to like write the full book first. So I have to write like the first like 70 to 85 pages. You were at 50 last time. Well, now I'm at, I'm at over 80 right now. And now I'm kind of like fine tuning those and I've got it one more chapter because I want to leave them on like a good, a good, a good, a good, a good cliffhanger. Yeah. And so then once I get that, I send it over and then it starts to be pitched to different publishing houses. And then hopefully one of them wants it, maybe multiple will want it. And if none of them want it, you will never see me again. And I'm not even like just saying, I'll help you find your body. I shouldn't have. I shouldn't have even mentioned it because like if it doesn't happen and like truly like Oh, like this is that is the most embarrassed I'll ever be. This is the thing that means most to me ever. It feels so personal. And I talk about like my, my poop on, on my microphone, 1637. Sorry. But like this is like the most personal thing ever. No, I know. I know. That's why I never tell anybody. Oh my God. I can't help it. My new year's resolutions, because if I fail, that's between me and my body. Exactly. I can't help it. Because I'm so excited. You know what happened? The other day I was, I was cleaning out a shelf and I found my sticky notes. I always write my goals on sticky notes. So I can look back and be like, that was your goal. Like you surpass it. No, I found some goals that I was not, I'm not even close to. And I really, I really thought I was like, let's be realistic here on the sticky note. Nope. Oh no. I'll be 50 by the time I do those things, but it's also nice that I'm, I can set more realistic standards because I've, I've grown into, wait, one of my goals was Andrew going on chicken shop. That was one of your goals. Oh, that's good. That's one of the New Year's resolutions I wrote down, I think. Can we look at those? Yeah. But really, let's do it in bonus. Okay. Okay. And bonus will check art on our New Year's resolutions, but he's going to be on chicken chop on Friday. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if I'll be watching. Well, you know what's going to suck is you're going to get a ton, ton of DMS like everyone check on Brooke. How's Brooke doing? You see this? Yeah. It's really like life threatening. It's really life threatening. This marketing was very intentional. I think here's, here's my thing and don't get mad at me. I'm sure that you probably know already what's going on, but when I saw this and I saw that him and his girlfriend broke up, Andrew Garfield and goddamn and the doctor, Dr. Kate. Dr. Kate, I was like, okay, that's unfortunate timing. They've been broken up. I know. They just, they just kind of popped out. I think that this is more like he's single and he's going on press tour with Florence because they've been really sparks flying, but they've, they're also just other actors and good actors. Right. They have such chemistry. They do. That's what's not talked about enough. Chemistry. Coachella Black chemistry now. They don't. They don't. Um, I've always been hesitant to talk about Andrew publicly because he's such a private guy and like, there's been a part of me that's like, well, when, you know, when we connect, like, I don't ever want him to look back and see that I've spoken about him and his life. Cause like he would really value me not doing that. I have now come to terms with the fact that that's not going to happen and that maybe I could say a few words about him, but yeah, he was dating a woman who identifies as a witch. And that's not me being flip or anything. She sell a self-proclaimed witch. Um, and she does potions and spells and magic with m-a-g-y-k and she actually does teach a class on seduction that I signed up for. Okay. It works for her. I did sign up temporarily. It takes place on WhatsApp. Okay. Make sure let's remember scamming, remember scamming last week. Look at what happened to her. That's not a scam. Well, she's now teaching a class in temporary seduction. It obviously wears off. She broke up with him. She says. I would say that too. I would three, but, um, I mean, I don't care. I don't care if it's temporary or not, it worked, but yeah, that's all I'll say about Andrew. Cause as always, I respect my man's privacy this time. Yeah, my man too. Yeah. But yeah, I don't, I genuinely, I opened my Twitter yesterday and saw a picture of him with a puppy in person. It's here. It's just because now he's like, we live in time embodied cause I guess it's what happened when happens, when, you know, he's starting a movie and everything like that. But I think I'm going to about to point five, like distance myself very heavily for the sake of everyone. Healthy. Yeah. Healthy girl alert. Um, I'm drinking out of this barrel. Yeah, I love the barrel. It is too big, but I love it. Whoever made this. Thank you. Um, oh speaking of whoever made this, I got back. I did tour this list past week. Where have you been? Hold on. Like I can't keep up with you. I was in studio last week while you were in Philadelphia. Right. So we've already talked about Florida when I was in Florida, your mom did not come to my show, right? Okay. Cause everyone was like, wait, where's Brooke's mom? And I was like, Oh my God. I forgot that that was here. Oh I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. She couldn't make it. She was busy. Oh my gosh. Okay. Well, good. Because that would have been my energy would have been off and she would have been able to tell. She did. I went out to do an energy. I went out to do Jake's show in Atlanta. That looked fun. That was insane, insane. I was unaware. How does it differ from yours? Um, it's, I think like, I haven't, I haven't seen any of these podcasters going on live podcaster. Like I don't, I was really unsure of what goes on at a live. Yeah. So we're honestly, because people don't realize I'm doing stand up. Right. I'm not doing really like. And so there's like a level of kind of like you, we have stories that we don't like finish on here and you go and there's no phones filming or anything. So like you kind of like fill people in on, you know, give them like the, the behind scenes. Are the phones locked up? No, they're just, you can see when people are filming usually, but well, that's, yeah. I would be scared that someone's sneaking footage. Yeah. If I wanted to tell like a, like a juicy story, um, I, I, it's either on our system or like everyone when you buy a ticket, you're signing like an Indian, like we will sue you if you post any of the content from the live show. So just that, can we do neoprene bags? Um, I don't know. Probably people do. I don't know what level you have to be at. I've been at church. Probably like not us. Probably John Mulaney. Yeah. Well, that's when they lost my phone out. But I mean, everyone was really awesome. There's a, there's like a, he has a go to his show, by the way, if I think it's totally sold out, but if you're able to, um, there's some audience like back and forth, like Q and eight style stuff, which is really, really fun. Um, and Atlanta was great. That was my first time in Atlanta and I'm going back and not this weekend next weekend to do four shows in Atlanta. Wow. So it's just like a big audience there. Yeah. But it was so much fun. Jake's a professional at this. What is like the makeup of the show that's, it's like, it's like built into segments. So that's, that's what I was saying that he's kind of giving stories, like back stories to some of the things that he touches on on and like things that he's like shared from a high level. And what did you do? I jumped in during the like, uh, audience part when you're like giving the advice pieces and therapist, therapist. Hold on. Can I tell you guys about this thing really quick? Hey, people. Hey, all you people. Hold up. 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We will, I woke up the next morning, flew to Memphis, did two shows in Memphis. That was hilarious. Thank you all for coming out in Memphis. The venue that I performed at had, it was not a comedy venue. They had never had a comic come in. I said, we got to have music when I come out, they go, how would we do that? I go, well, just you play and he's like, we don't have the ability to, to press play or press box. What type of venue are they? Music. And I said, they can't do music. No, no, that's what I said. I go, do you have an oxford? He goes, why would we have an oxford? I go, what do you usually do here? I guess we were a music venue and I was like, and so you don't have, he's like, did you bring your music to play? And I was like, how would I bring the music? He goes, you don't have a flash drive? No, I don't have a flash drive. So we had to, I was like, I don't know how we're going to do this. We ended up the first show that we did. It was crazy. They were like, we either walk out to silence, which is just, just unbearable to think about. Or we play a phone like into a microphone from behind the stage, whatever. It was crazy. Like, it was so bad that middle of my show, I hopped off the stage, walked over to the barn, go, can I get a mickle, we'll try with the mic and middle of my set. Because it was just like, it was just crazy, but everyone was good sports about it. That's good. And which means that was the first two shows of the weekend. We flew to Lansing, Michigan. That was my first show in Michigan. I go to Michigan a lot for it to be in Lansing for the first show. It was really kind of just random. But everyone showed up and showed out. Great. Huge show, two huge shows. And then we did Grand Rapids to close out. And that was, I think, one of my favorite shows. Yay! What made it your favorite? We did one show that night, and it was at 6 p.m., and I was in bed by 8 30. Oh, that's fun. 9. Yeah, so that was good. But everyone's been so great. You obviously are, everyone thinks I'm going to pull you out of my pocket at some point during the show. And so many people are saying hi to you. I brought your gifts. But we can do that, in bonus. Okay. Thank you guys all so much for bringing stuff. I want to, I don't have room to do this. I thank you so much. Usually it's such a blessing that people show up and sell out shows and bring gifts. I promise you. I promise you. I love them. I do not have room. I almost didn't make it on the flight. You have to get rid of stuff, and I was like, I literally can't get rid of any of the trinkets. Right. Just leave your clothes and necessities in the hotel. I'm figuring out how to pack. Because I bring like, granimals vibes, like everything goes together. So I only have to bring three outfits in it for six days. Which is nice. Are you getting better with flying? Broke. Me too. What the hell? I don't know. Okay. I didn't want to jinx it. But literally yesterday I was like, I didn't even realize we're in the air. I also get the window seat and don't open the window still. But like something, something shifted. Also like the peak, like I don't want to say something bad is going to happen now. But like the people have been kind of more normal on my last few flights. Almost enjoyable. Almost like, yeah, human beings. And you know what else I did yesterday, sitting in the window woke up two people and said, I need to be. So did I. It's my life. So did I. It's my life. I'm going to put me first. Connor, I look. Whoa. Weird. Oh my gosh. It's like you live your whole life in fear of what's going to happen when I wake up middle seat and aisle seat to go pee. And in reality, what's going to happen is they're going to say, Oh, yes, of course. That's your. It's your right. And that is such like a bigger when you zoom out. That's like such a bigger lesson to be learned. It's like 99% of the things you worry about are never going to happen. What do I think middle seats going to hit me and I was going to going to put me in a headlock and let middle seat seal stuff on my pockets? No, they're going to get up and move. Yeah. How freeing. How freeing. Yeah. I got chills. Yeah. I'll be honest with you. We're looking up. Seriously. Seriously. Something that's looking a little bit down. That was my new stress stream that I've unlocked. What is it? You know how it's usually like I'm crossing the intersection and my brakes don't work or I'm stuck in the air in a balloon and I'm just waiting for it to pop. Yeah. It's now I'm like texting my crush, but every letter is off. It's like all they're all different letters and it all comes out as gibberish and I have to say something like I'm trying to communicate something desperately and it all comes out as gibberish and I can't figure out where the right letters are. Wow. Yeah. And I am desperate to communicate. It's like there's been like a huge misunderstanding that is giving me anxiety. Like he's like you cheated on me and I'm like desperately trying to communicate and I've had it three times and I've never had a boyfriend either. So it's interesting where I don't know where that one's coming from. That's scary. That's really bad. That's really unsettling. Yeah. It's new to I've never heard of anyone that's had it. So it's interesting how the human psyche is evolving. That's like when like a baby or a drunk person is like trying to tell you something and it's like I know you're like you have this thought in your head, but it's like not making it through. Like that's like level of frustration. It's like crap. I can't get this out. Yeah. I can't get that bad. That's bad. It's really bad. I had it the eye yesterday. You know like fingerprints which like by the way crazy how they figured it like they're all unique and how do we figure out like they're just everywhere like I touch my Kelly Clarkson chair and I I leave a fingerprint. Yeah. Like do we have toe prints? Yeah. We have toe prints. Do you think any criminals have ever been caught on the basis of toes? Toes. Awesome question. You know? Seriously awesome question. I don't know why more people aren't asking it or maybe we don't have toe prints like in the government files like do they do famous cases there, but yeah, they're not in the government file. Most have been caught. I guess you wouldn't do robberies like barefoot all the time. Okay. Few criminals have been caught by using toe prints. The first was a Scottish bakery in 1952 when a safe cracker was identified using the footprints he left in the flower. Did you hear that there's a slur for robots now? Clanker. Ooh, I felt bad saying. It feels really bad. Yeah. It feels really bad. But yeah. Sorry. I wanted to let you know before I forgot. So they are unique like fingerprints right toe prints. Could you imagine being like, all right boys load them up. We're getting away and then be like, wait, Andrew, where's your shoes? I was wearing gloves wall and they get your screen play. Oh my God. They're not making. They're not making sentiment like the used to in the in the 40s. Yeah. So my job is not everyone's barefoot. Yeah. Interesting. Okay. Cool. That's good to know. That was just like a really quick learning moment. Yeah. But yeah. You saw the robot thing where the bankers were like serving drinks and they were the C words. Yeah. Feels bad. They were that also feels really crazy to say I know. Yeah, they're that is making me a little bit uneasy, obviously, like I hate to be just like the guy that's denying new technology, but like, Hey, you're making super robots that like walk around and live in our house is like, I really don't want to be a conspiracy there. I say that every week, but like, I feel even extreme, like I love the little cute robots that bring us our postmates like R2 D to be a look at those and I'm like, this is the future. Like this isn't, we shouldn't just be okay with this. No, but yeah, you know, anything more than that, it's like, let's take a step back. They're going to be, I guess Elon Musk came out and was like, he came out as bisexual and he was like, no, though he didn't, oh wait, what no, he came out and said that they're going to be like $28,000 to $30,000 and it's going to be the highest volume sales of any consumer product in history because everybody needs one and I'm like, oh, does Elon Musk think everybody has $30,000 sitting around to buy something? Yeah, I'm sure he does. He does. Like what can, what, what can a band anacost $8 like that's like bizarre, but he's like, they can cook and clean and do all this stuff for you. They can cook your Hello Fresh for you when it arrives. Guess how much my, I went to Airwon yesterday. I don't, I try not to like grocery shop there because it's just like so insanely expensive, but it's so close to me that like sometimes it's just like it is what it is. And I hadn't had a vegetable for the two weeks that I was gone. So I like woke up at seven and I was like, all right, let's go get some Brussels sprouts. That's how much it costs to get some Brussels sprouts, some mushrooms, an onion and a carton of eggs because I was making like an egg scramble, $36, 67. Oh my God. And that's the first time I was like, I actually might say, never mind. And like I'm obviously never done that because of my personality. And like I ended, I didn't do it because of my personality, but I was close. Like that is literally unacceptable. Yeah, it is unacceptable. I have been, I've walked up and all I got was blueberries that like sushi to go. And I smoothie and I was like, oh, no, I'm just getting the one carton of blueberries. They're like, yeah, we know it's, it is like out, it's out of control. It's out of control. It's not okay. It's robbery. It's highway rock. It's willing. It's consensual robbery. Hold the phone, you guys. We want to take a quick break to the sponsor of today's episode, Twisted Tea. It's football season, which means it's a tailgate season. And you know what's perfect for tailgates. I'll tell you, Twisted Tea. Twisted Tea is a refreshing hard iced tea made with real brewed tea and 5% alcohol. It tastes like real iced tea because it's made with real brewed tea. It's full of flavor and very refreshing. Goes down smooth, there's no carbonation, which makes it easy to drink all day long. Twisted Tea is the perfect drink to bring to any occasion, especially day drinking. Yeah, so true. And also, Twisted Tea comes to you when you need it most and when you're not seeking it, at least for me, like I'm like, looking at a corner, I'm like, oh, yeah, Twisted Tea. It makes every occasion better. 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There's a pot, there's a flower, there's a little scooter, there's a flag hanging for someone's window. Really fun. That kind of gave me goosebumps. I know. It's really fun. It's really like, you're actively looking around so it's like, it's like stimulating for like an ADHD brain. I'm going to get diagnosed with something after saying that. Probably. Oh, I was going to say about Atlanta. Did you see Jake's viral viral TikTok where he was like, he finished his show and he's like, we, the venue gave him a cake and it was, it was an octopus and he goes, oh, let's make a TikTok like Connor smash my head into this cake. And I was like, I don't want to because so one of your fans is going to be like, you're wasting, Connor's wasting food, Connor smashes head into it and he's like, shut, like shut up. Just do it. And so I do it. I smash his head into the cake and he's like, oh, he gets, and I look over, he's caked all over his face and he's like, oh, oh, I'm like, oh, he's like, there's just pride food. No, there's a toothpick in the cake sitting up, which. And I, it went right here, like, hit his nose and then like went right here. If that had gone a centimeter, like to the right, he would have been blind. No, but no, I know. And I was feeling so bad. But then everyone was like, David Dobrik, Jeff Whittock, core, I'm like, okay, no, first of all, no. And you called it too. And yeah, I know, first of all, I did not want to do that because I knew that there are people online that are going to think that like, I'm like doing this for views. No, first of all, I didn't even post it. Second of all, I was like, he was like, do this, come on, do it. Third of all, okay, I'm tired of people acting like very niche facts are like common knowledge. That's why you don't do that. Why is there a toothpick in my cake? Like, am I, am I like, that this is literally what our parents warned us about and everyone's like, there are not razor blades in tots and rolls when you go door to door. Like, that's, that's crazy. I've never heard of people putting toothpicks in a cake. My bad. Now I'll never do that again. Because like, I almost just took out like, I can't even imagine it. Can you imagine if you were responsible for blinding like America's sweetheart? No, no, like talking about never seeing your body again, like, I would literally have to move to the Bahamas. You had moved to your own trope? Mm hmm. A trope. The trope is where the heart is. Yeah. Well said. I'm going to go to the trope of Trump. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hi. Hi. Fresh. How are you? Hi. Fresh. But I like literally, I've never met a comment section. I have needed to touch grass more than this comment section. They're like, yo, evil, like I wasn't trying to kill Jake Shane. Mm hmm. Get a grip. Um, secondly on tech talk, surely you've all heard in declare we are all fam. Okay. Of course. Yeah. Maggie's a new fan of Maggie Winters is a new fan of being CMAP. She texted me last week. She was like, hey, not to be like a super fan, but like, where is the episode? It's, it's like 302. I was like, oh my God, it's waiting for it. But she had heard how many times we've been like in the clear we all fam. She was like, let's do that sound. We do it in the green room before the Miami show. Obviously, it has 16 million views now. She owns. On her? On hers. She owns the sound. Wait, was she the first one that? Yeah. I mean, everyone doing it. And we were supposed to collab post it and we, we, I don't have the collab feature. So I was like, why don't you just post it? Wait, she kind of started that trend. Well, we, but yeah, it's, um, the 11.9 million one. No. Yeah. Yeah. 11.9. Up, up. Middle. Yes. Middle. Right there. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh my God. We didn't. Alana. Use it. She commented on it. I said, love you, BB's. You're lying. Mm hmm. I see her. I see that. I see the, I love you, BB's and I see it from Alana Glaser. You're lying. Can you click the original sound underneath? That's so insane. 134. Wait. Is that Sabrina Carpenter? Yeah. 134,000 views. Look where the, where the original sound. I had, I literally had no idea and I saw her do it. I thought she was hopping on the trend. No, we literally were sitting there and we were trying to figure out how to collab post it because we want to post more content in the green room. Oh, that bled. And I was like, chunkal in. I was like, why don't you just post it? Because I was about to go out on, I was about to go out on stage. This is your, I have personal. This is, this is how I have first feels. No, if anyone, if anyone deserves it. At least you're in it. If anyone deserves to have that, it's Maggie. It's Maggie W. It's Magdalene. Mary Magdalene. Yeah. We've got to get her here. She's going to come. We're going to figure out how to get her. I think in January she'll come. Okay. But that was just absolutely insane. But that's something that we've been saying for so long. Declare we all fam. Yeah. People are like, what is it? In the club, we're off land. What is going on? In the club, we are off land. In the club, we're off, family. I saw Wicked. Yeah. Oh my gosh. You can talk about it now. Good job. Doc. Yeah. Yeah. Um, no one's ready. No one's ready for what's to go. No, I literally, like I obviously like had the highest expectations. Like I love Wicked. I'm obsessed with Wicked. Sure. Um, I love musicals. I love musical movies. I am addicted to Jonathan Bailey. Like I literally, it couldn't have been better. That's exciting. And I'm like an Ariana convert now, which is really exciting. Wow. She stole the show. Cynthia was exceptional, which I expected. So that's the only reason I'm not harping on her. I was like, she's already like, and you got winter in my eyes and now she's actually really, she's going to get that. She's going to get it. She has to. What does she have right now? EGT? Yeah. Okay. Um, Ariana is exceptional. And Jonathan Bailey, it's, I'm almost like a little bit dreading because obviously like he's very big now, but what's going to happen to him is going to be unpleasant. When is it out? Like no one's going to eat like he's, it's, he's going to be Harry Styles. Yeah. I was thinking that. How did he get this role? Like no offense. How did he get this role? He said he has a musical theater background, but this is like, I guess they're all musical theater now. Okay. Yeah. Ariana has a musical theater, but they're all theater. I forgot about that. They're all theater kids. But he was filming Bridgerton fellow travelers and Wicked at the same time, which is so insane. His performance of dancing through life, I can't wait for you to see it because when we saw Wicked. Yeah. And I feel fine saying this because like whatever we, we, our fear wasn't like our favorite part, which was devastating for me because I love his songs. Um, like I can't wait for you to see what Don. Oh, I can't wait for me to see it either. And also the last thing I'll say is that you know how much like I love romance, like in any movie, like it could be like, like a World War II epic, there will be like one small, like romantic line. And that's what I'll cling on to, even though that's not the point of the film. Um, so I've always felt like the romance in Wicked is like extremely underdeveloped because Fierro, who's the love interest just really goes from zero to a hundred with like no character development and what Jonathan Bailey brings to this character, I can't wait for everyone to see it. Oh good. Yeah. That's exciting. When does it come out? November 22nd. But there's an advanced screening. I think you can get like an L.A. New York. It starts on the 20th or something. I'm going to be in. I'm going to be setting a brother. But I have my tickets. You're studying abroad on the 20th. I'll be in Ireland. Oh my God. Ireland. And then I'll be done with the tour. Yeah. But I'll come back and then we'll be some of the focus. I'm just going to start another tour though because I feel like that's what happens with everyone that goes on tour, kind of, but not really now. And thanks for the patience. Everyone for the remote episodes, but we're getting back to basics here. Yeah. Well, that's exciting. Yeah. So it was exceptional. I'm so excited for everyone to see it. Yeah. I'm excited to see it. I'm excited to see it. Wicked. And it'll be the movie. It'll be your second time saying Wicked. Oh, do you say second? Yeah. Oh, sorry. It'll be. Yeah. Hey guys, we want to take a quick break to thank a sponsor of today's episode, Skims. I've tried so many bras over the years and none of them have compared to Skims. 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It's like I do not know how to work with like my technologies as someone who does it for a living. How do you update your phone? Dancing through life? No need to... Oh, yeah. Software update. You go to the software update section. I did that. That's what I did. So I'm telling you to do it. Oh, beta. I'm doing it. I just did it. Okay. It's done. You're going to regret it so hard. You're going to be so confused. You're going to regret it. Okay. You're going to be so confused. This update provides important security fixes and is recommended for all users. Great. Blind, trust and Apple. I am a blind truster. It always bites me. It always bites you right in the tuckus. I got refunded by the way. Sorry. I was thinking of getting scammed and then for my Book of Mormon scam. So that wasn't a scam. I can support Big Stub. Big Stub. Yeah. I'll show you Big Stub. Thank you, Big Stub. Thank you, Big Stub. Thank you, Big Stub. This podcast is not brought to you by Big Stub, but they did refund me. So I smeared them last episode and now I'm retracting the show. You smeared. Oh, I saw the outside or two. I mean, I have just been living my best life. Wow. Yeah, you did. Yeah. I mean, also exceptional, which we knew that was coming. I've got my outsider's cup here, filled with emergency. Oh, I'm going. I'm going to see Maxis weekend. Oh, my God. You must be over the man. I am so excited. This is a long time I've gone without seeing him and my parents are really bad at sending pictures. I'm like, send a picture and they're like, okay, one second. I'm like, I know you're sitting next to the dog. I know that they're probably like trying to find the camera button on their phone. I'm like, that's like, send it and they're like, I'm trying to click. I can't wait for you to be reunited. I know. I'm really shaded. Oh, my God. He's going to freak. It'd be really good. I'm going to start looking for a cat this week. Oh, good. Jonathan. Jonathan. I'm going to name a Jonathan. Yeah. This is going to be a gay cat. It could be a boy or a girl. It'll be named Jonathan. Cats are girls. Unless they're boys. I want a boy. What? I want a gay cat. Get a gay cat. I think it's time. I hope it likes me. You're going to have it. That's a great house. I have a cat. Isn't it? It's a bunch of nooks and grandkids. Yeah. So many nooks and grandies. Getting an animal is so nice because when you get an animal, when you live by yourself, all the noises that you hear, which like when you're alone, you're like, now what the hell was that? All of a sudden you feel so safe because you're like, it was probably the dog or it was probably the cat. But like, it's just nice to tell yourself that. Yeah. That's true. It's really weird having had an animal in my place now hearing all the noises and being like, well, it definitely wasn't the dog. You're not here, you know? Right. Anyways, let's do this. Let's do this. Submission. Okay. You want to read it or you want me to? You should read it. Okay. I think I'll just comment. So this is going to be crazy. I see because I'm seeing a few keywords in here that's okay. Right off the bat, I draw a transformers form for a living. Oh, I didn't miss that part. I draw transformers porn for a living specifically transformers porn that is geared towards the female gaze because God knows there's enough for the male gaze. We are driving. We are driving. We are drawing 18 millers with B and C's. That's what I'm gathering from that. Oh, okay. Yeah. I guess they didn't even think of what a transformer was. We are talking about parking that big Mac truck. I was thinking I was using this little garage shifters. I was thinking of shifters. No, transformers. Are those in the machinery? Machines, yeah. Anyway. I had this. Oh, I wonder. It doesn't matter. Anyway, I had this one girl commission me for an erotic piece of her and her favorite transformer. Her boyfriend finds out about this, right? And he fucking loses his shit. Right. Because he's nervous that he might lose her to a Camaro because it made him feel self-conscious about his dick. Oh, so the truck. A fictional character. The trucks. Made him jealous. The trucks are huge. His GF asked me what she should say to him and I was like he watched his porn, doesn't he? It's literally no different. Listen with that. And this whiny little bitch boy, I shit you not responds with. That's so different. Wait. This is a crazy conversation to have with someone you're buying something from on Etsy. I also do want to say like I obviously like she should be able to commission this and I don't think her boyfriend should have an issue with it, but I do think it's different. Like if my boyfriend commissioned a piece with him in it and an entity that's different than watching like two strangers, to me at least. You lost me. I know what you're saying. She commissioned this piece that's oh of her and her favorite transformer. So she's in the piece, which feels different to me then than watching two strangers. But it's also it's a no I'm saying I think it's like fine depending on how you define the word fine. I think it's fine. You know? Yeah. But like I do think it's different. He's not watching him and someone and of him and someone else for a different entity. Okay. So anyway, I lost a $300 commission all because a man wanted to be a little bitch. Us women can't fucking have anything love y'all. Us women can't fucking have anything love y'all. I do. I do. Yeah, honestly like that this is a situation that I don't think I would find myself in. I don't think that it's a little bit hard. Have you ever watched Transformers? No. Like what if you got really in Transformers? You probably need like I could see it. Oh, you could see me in this situation. I kind of understand why someone would have a problem with it honestly. Like I don't think I would personally because it's just like yeah like do whatever but like seeing like your significant other in a sexual situation with something else. Like I could see the issue I guess. So you lose me here because is that what a transformer is? It's like for the female or for the male gaze. That's like they make them all, you know, because that's what I talked about when I saw the Transformers and I was like they put they put tits on the transformer. I was just thinking about it. If my boyfriend went out of his way to commission a piece of him in a sexual scenario with something else, I would literally call it a spade. It would not. If it was the boyfriend fucking like a tailpipe, I don't know like of a, you know, of a Honda Civic, would you be upset of like of like that the main character of cars? What's her name? No one, no one knows here, which it's comforting to me that no one knows her name. I don't think I would but I could see why someone would. Like if I don't think it's the most insane thing in the world for him to be upset. If he was hooking up with Sally Carrera in a cartoon form, here's the thing. This doesn't bug me because it's fake. It's a drawing of a car and like obviously everyone like DSCF. If your boyfriend's upset about this, I don't know, get a PO box. Yeah. I would just also do it anyway if it's if it's if it's I think that's a larger conversation I think I think yeah, this seems very relationship specific. It's like there's so many things that well that it's awesome and persons. Yeah. It's a unique type of character that yeah, he loses his shit because it made him feel self-conscious about his dick. That seems like a that seems like a different issue. That's what I think. There's a lot of things that play here. I think that that is the this could have ended there like maybe right I guess that's a different issue than the issue that I'm I could see. Yeah, I think it's just like not wanting to see your significant other. In this actual scenario with I wish I could see. The commissioned piece I think that would help us and how how big we were talking. I think that would help. It's also important to also did you I guess she already did the piece. She already made the piece and then never got paid for it is she have asked me what she should say to him and I was like he watches porn doesn't it's literally no different. Okay, business women. So tell me this drawing of a tractor fucking your girlfriend right now go you watch his porn doesn't he. I do think that I do think it's literally no different. Yeah, I think like having a buying it you know what if he if he bought it for you. That's sweet. That would be sweet. That's a great gift. I think here's the thing also what are your intentions with this. Are you framing like there's a lot of context here I would love follow ups that sucks that we can never follow ups. No, I think we can now because I think we have to call no no no we can say because we have a submission box now we could be like submit and just start the if you ever want to write in an update just start with like this is an update to something that we already talked about. That would be great. I would love to hear also context is so important like always is are you going to frame this above your mantle you know like I would be like kind of like that's making me so we have guests over and there's you know there's an 18 wheeler bending you over yeah here with his giant see his truck nuts but yeah he's like that's yeah I don't know it's so layered yeah that's that's crazy wait there was another one about someone breaking up with a girlfriend up that's Andrew oh no boyfriend caught on hinge while they were playing roommates phone and sitting next to girlfriend that's horrible made my roommate download hinge and screenplay as we caught my boyfriend on hinge he's sitting next to me wait made my roommate to download oh and they found his profile. Why are they laughing that's why are people laughing I mean I would it it's like horrible yeah that's tough that's a tough look I'm back on hinge oh good I have no matches pay are you paying for the the everything yeah I think I do think that they prioritize people that pay for that the service well it's like at the end of the day like am I going to go on a day I actually like have to have to you should before that I was out on my nearest resolution cards I don't know we'll see in a second it's not going well well yeah I think like yeah that's a good that's a good goal to set to go on one of these damn things it's now it's at the point where it's like I just would rather be doing something else no no there's always another mountain there's all you're always going to make the climb thing I'm I'd feel too but like I want to do it and be like well it would make a funny story like for the pod yeah you know but then I feel really bad talking about someone people do that I know it really successful podcast no I know but it makes me feel bad for for the people who I know I always think about people like that it's like I why would anyone ever want to go on a date with you because you get on your podcast and talk about them right after like you're really narrowing down who'd be willing and then also you're really setting yourself up for like if people find out you're going on dates and then talking about it like a lot of people are going to want to go on a date with you so that they can get talked about I just think my worst nightmare is like going on a date having it like soccer whatever coming here talking about it and then seeing a text pop up from from the young from the young gentleman that's like so watch the podcast kill me like that to me it's like worst case scenario yeah okay my phone's back up and running let's see how many hinge matches I have okay let's check I want to say this weekend I had a couple Uber drivers and this is in the kind of all kind of in the middle of nowhere tell me why three out of maybe eight of my Uber drivers were like oh I'm actually like trying to be a comedian too and tell me why those rides were the longest this what the hell is going on with this update yeah I don't know I told you not to do it and did they take hinge off my phone and they walked me through all their jokes can I tell you guys one of the jokes that this one was set up for a lot longer than I'm able to give but he said I was at this restaurant with my with my wife and she was like well it's going to take a little bit longer because they're short staffed and I'm like please have a twist please have an M night Charlemon twist at the end of this joke and he goes babe do you think it's do you think it's because they're they can't reach the ingredients and he looked at me and I was like oh my God because they're short and then we had 18 minutes left after that he was on your plane from where Philly oh that's cool lives there okay I I also want to say Southwest after I went online and said I'm gonna kill period Southwest is switching to a sign seating it's this took way too long too long it's like almost like they were digging their heels no it was like they were being stubborn yeah what like this is why I wasn't flying Southwest I think people finally got on there like it's so not relaxing to get to the airport be like I don't know where I'm sitting I don't have a seat yeah that is so backwards yeah also sorry keep no I have nothing I could have just blah blah blah my way into the my away soft shell has made my life so much easier I know in terms of putting my bag in the overhead bin just like the weight of the suitcase itself I think was so challenging for me and now that's not the case with this off shell oh I'm I'm pumping and dumping into my soft shell it is literally so much more stuff yeah I want I would live in my soft shell you can't you could probably do that um did you see that Jack Harlow fan page that releases statement about their mental health and how they'll no longer be continuing with the fan page oh my god yeah I didn't see this how about you go ahead and read us this hi everyone you might have noticed our app this is Jack Harlow daily you might have noticed our absence on this page we come with to you with heavy hearts open eyes we've loved the community we built here but something has weighed heavy on these pat honestly past few years we can no longer in good faith we're on this page when we started this account we were at an all-time low parentheses atl and our mental health leading us to thank Jack Harlow was very attractive as our mental health has improved we have come to realize that we no longer want to have sex with this man we hope this brings some closer to our fans we apologize for any hurt this may have caused and we ask for privacy at this time love always that's like me with young gravy oh sorry no I saw I saw one for like a Taylor Swift account that was like hey we got laid and like we're seeing a lot more clearly now no longer running this page I have literally always said that there's a direct correlation between celebrity obsession and mental illness and I can say that as the leader of the community yeah I don't and I don't even think it's a bad thing I think it's just like when we need some sort of like comfort and security we kind of latch on to something like that I guess this is a little bit different because it's more so just focusing on the attractiveness level of someone but yeah I'm glad I'm glad that they woke up and woke out and and are moving on I show although I don't think Jack Harlow I don't think it's embarrassing to think Jack Harlow is a track it's not embarrassing to think anyone's attractive but it's just funny I guess at the end of the day I mean Jack Harlow do you think it's serious or a bit no I think it's I mean it's probably like semi-serious because what people don't realize is that like you can have a normal relationship me like that's a hot guy and not like have a fan page about like wanting to hate you with him but I would just be there's people that are in the zeitgeist for like a huge amount of time and it blows up and then it fades and it's like wait you're gross but like that's it's a normal thing to just be like okay this man is just like has a hit song and that's why you want to fuck him and then like when it fades away when he has like a billboard number one right you're saying yeah everyone's like oh my gosh like you know when he had I've been on but if you're gonna go all out and make a fan account I appreciate also the announcing the departure yeah that's nice that's refreshing you're right yeah you're so right I saw one for Ariana Grande and it was like Ariana Grande updates and they're like hey guys so sorry for the for not posting recently have been in jail but we just got out and we'll be back to normal post yeah thank you for letting me know yeah that's nice to have closer to fans yeah closer okay well I'm supportive of them letting us now me do I love people letting me know things but also if you still if you think Jack Harlow is attractive that's okay too yeah because aging is a blessing aging is a blessing and a privilege I didn't go to ACL and I regretted a lot I'm sorry dear it's okay looks good this weekend now look great yeah they can't get another people can't get enough clap clapble clapble Jones what's her name chapel room do a leap also went to to my favorite bars that which are like dilapidated bars that like you don't even go like sat at tables that I sat at she went to bar and spring swam sat in like in a little area of the grass just really makes you think she wore a Texas university Texas jersey while she performed that was something and I'm going to a Texas fall game this weekend you should make a do a leap of fan account I would I think I'm like too stable don't say that I don't think so you know what's funny is that if I would have been in town for ACL I promise you unless you like rented out the bars that she went to those are where I go life life man I could probably you think you could I'm being like no she's I'm not saying you could I'm saying do you see who she was dating yeah this is one of the only two people that like she's like she's she literally said let's keep these jeans no I don't see any difference between between him and me no no no that's not okay between Kalam Turner and Josh O'Connor I'm so sorry for the boys in the boat community fans of that movie one of the worst movies I've ever seen and it had everything in it to be a good movie and that's what that's the only thing I've ever seen Kalam Turner in I've never seen him in anything I think and that had a good trope he'd they look the what was the trope like like Ivy League school rowboat team like that was cool it's me about house row in Philadelphia it's it's like set a lot like in that but when I was looking at that I was like I wasn't boys in the boat yeah yeah that's a cool thing to drive by yeah it's real pretty isn't it yeah the thing about me will you move to Philly with me in about five years mmm let's see if let's see what goes wrong in my life and then we could I am I am comma oh I'm learning like how much I love little Midwest and like all these little towns like I'm learning so much on this tour I'm like I love a dive bar I love like learning that you love a dive bar well no I'm learning like I love like little the little towns there's so many little towns in the years it is so crazy to me that people are everywhere I think that's what I'm learning to everyone's everywhere people live everywhere you know it's crazy y'all and with that really vague insight it's time that we hop into bonus I fear this is gonna be a good bones own okay I'm scared of it too yeah it'll be really good well thank you guys for joining us you can also come to oh okay you can also come to join us if you want to you can do that if you want to goodbye everybody 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01:33 We Live In A Time
05:10 Reducing Screen Time
07:24 Burn After Reading
10:54 Liquid IV
12:32 Nobody Wants This
16:05 Brooke’s Writing Process
17:41 Andrew Garfield’s Dating Life
21:17 Jake Shane’s Tour
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29:55 Stress Dreams
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32:51 Robot Slurs
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47:28 New iPhone Update
49:34 Getting a Pet
51:01 Transformers Reddit Post
58:47 Back on Hinge
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