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This is like a classic Jewish deli food that has always been because it was Rosh Hashanah this weekend. Yeah. Oh, happy Rosh Hashanah. Thanks, Connor. Thank you, so there's always chopped liver at these type of events with my family, and I'm always like, ew, that's so disgusting that you guys are eating that. It's literally chopped up chicken lovers in a moose, kind of. So my whole life, I've been very anti-chopped liver, and my whole family loves it, and I just wouldn't even go near it. But this weekend, I was like, you know what? I'm a grown woman. And it might be time for me to try the chopped liver. And I tried the chopped liver, Connor. Delicious. Adelikacy. Oh, my gosh. What they were saying this whole, like, I just like sometimes want to kick myself for being so stubborn. me up when I wouldn't watch Nathan for you and curb. It's like you deprived yourself for so long, because what? Because why? Well, I think it's mashed up, chopped up inside of an animal. Because it's chopped, because it's chopped, it's a organ that's been chopped up and absolutely just busted the pieces. Oh, just the bloody, bloody organ that's been mashed up. What, just because it comes from, it's literally innards. That's what they describe it as innards, and it's just in a moose. What gives? What the hell gives? Also, like, the English language really has not helped, because what am I chopped, Liva? It makes it sound like a piece of crap meal. Right. Also, it wouldn't touch it. I wouldn't be against calling it something else. I think chopped liver is really like, things don't need to be called what they literally are. Right. It's not an orange. Like, what's paté? Like, do you know, you're looking at me and you're asking me what paté is? I have an aunt's paté. He lives in, lives in Idaho. Oh, no, I don't, that that's not something I want. That looks like shit. Paté is very, what is it? That is just shit from a butt. Various ingredients. Okay, so what is it? Various ingredients. Well, paté is a forced meat. It's a forced meat. It's called a forced meat. It's meat from pork poultry. Okay, I was going to say, like, call it paté or something, because, like, obviously we're not like, hey, does anyone want to crack her with forced meat on it? You know, like, paté did what it needed to do and called itself paté. This literally feels blasphemous to read out loud. Various ingredients are used, which may include may include it's mystery meat. Paté is mystery meat. Yeah. This, this, this is a meat who got rebranded into paté. No. Right. It's like worse than being chopped liver is being forced meat. So I'm just saying maybe honestly, but like, chopped liver really is just being honest, and that's all we could ever ask. It's being transparent. Being so transparent. So I don't know, I'm actually torn between it. It maybe it should just be who it is, and maybe it should be someone else entirely. Listen, I agree. The moral of the story is it was delicious. And moral of the story is take off your mask and just be chopped liver maybe sometimes. Yeah. October, October is the month for it. Yeah, I'm so sorry. So it's paté, like. It's like spam, I think. It's spam. Okay, because I was going to ask, what is spam? Spam is delicious. Spam is another forced meat. Spam is one that, obviously it's probably got like the most preservatives in it out of any food ever, because it's like canned. Spam is pork and ham meat, salt, water, potato starch, sugar. Okay, so so spam is pork and ham. Pardon my, pardon my, pardon my French. What is the difference between pork and ham? Yeah, it's an awesome question. Okay. Oh my God. And that was the first thing that came up on Google. There's different cuts. Okay. So what cut is it? This is not a forced meat. No, this is not a forced meat at all. This is kind of like a voluntary meat. And I don't want to be like the person I used to be who wouldn't try chopped liver, but I do think I'm anti-forced meat. Forced meat does feel a little bit forced. Wait, Izzy, can we look up what exactly a forced meat? It doesn't mean like more than one animal in, in like a low. I'm not loving this. Yeah, a mixture. Yeah. Oh, you could also, you might be wondering what forced air heating is too. Yeah, forced air heating is just going to be an AC, an HVAC situation. Forced meat, I think is multiple. Okay. Oh, that's like a damn, that is a damn sham. That's, I can't believe I'm alive during the same time as forced meat. Yeah. That's something that I'll probably, ideally, pete will never cross my desk. No, I am. I'm hoping that as well. Is there any foods that are like a meat on meat that we don't like that we have like, I was thinking a bacon wrap date, but like a date's not meat. Are there any things like that? What do you mean? Yeah, like a BLT. Or like literally, like, Connor, our turkey BLTs are forced meat. Well, they're not ground up into a pace and then put in a can for us to squeeze into our gullets. Yeah, but I'm saying we're eating like pig and turkey together, which, yeah, I mean, if you go to one of my favorite delis in, in New York, Ficos, and I get freaking the Italian special, which is so big, I almost split my lips trying to take one single bite of it. Actually, it's impossible. Like you kind of like, eat it in a spiral, because it's got every type of meat on it, which genuinely, when I, when I think about that too much, no. Okay, never a lot of things are actually multiple. No, no, no, no, no, but they're not forced meat for they're not all ground. I couldn't eat it in a, you know, like, they're all separately. You're just by. Yeah, I understand. I guess maybe like everything we eat ends up being forced meat in our bellies. Yeah. Unfortunately, most things, yeah, get ground up. Yeah. Oh my gosh, we are forced meat vessels. I'm forced meat. You are forced meat. We, she, he are forced meat. And welcome back to broken heart to make a podcast. If you're, if you're sipping on a latte cocktail right now, apologies for making you realize what's in that joint, but we are a little bit, we're, we're visited by the ghosts of Brooke past, present and future here on my left. Brooke, where are you the hell? Right now. Yeah. I'm in Philly. Ooh, spooky. I'm also in the studio as computer wife. Yeah. Welcome. What am I wearing? You're wearing a beautiful all black skims. Oh, I'm in the skin. Wait, are these skims? Oh, your skim set is gorgeous. I've never seen it's actually legitimately a skims top and bottom. I feel so buttery and soft. Oh, it actually feels really good. Oh, it also is like exactly what a waiter would wear a skims waiter at the skims cafe. Have you been to the skims cafe? Yeah. Oh, my God. Awesome. Wait, I went to the capital one cafe before my show, genuinely, like, it was six people standing to the right of the cafe area, like ready to sign you up for credit cards. They had corn hole and they were like, Hey, what's up? But I was like, Hey, I'm just gonna get a coffee. They're like, great. I go up to the, the, the huge barista counter. And I was like, Hey, I'm just gonna get like a latte. And then I made the mistake of ordering breakfast at the capital one cafe. Um, and I had, I got the avocado toast. The guy was like, Oh my God, like, no one's ever ordered the avocado toast here before. He was like, I don't even know how to, I want to be honest. I don't know how to, I don't know the first thing about it. He put just a full on blown half of an avocado, like cut it and like put it in a to go box a piece of bread on toasted and some radishes on the side. And then my latte. Yeah. I think I would like that more than the way that most cafes are making avocado toast nowadays. I want to, like it was fully like not a ripe avocado. It was just like a hard as rock avocado, because they were not expecting, I don't even know if he knew it was like a real avocado or if it was fake, you could throw it through a window and loot a store with this avocado. Sure. I was just trying to get at the back that like we've gone so far from the simplicity of what avocado toast used to be. And that was why it was so amazing because it was simply just avocado toast. And we, we've fallen too far away from the sun. I agree. And I want to take it one step further that the quality of avocados that we're receiving now have rapidly declined. And there's a quality control issue because they're just pumping out these little prematurely born avocados now. I used to get a fat ass avocado and it would last me a week one avocado because they were jumping on. I used to only eat avocados like from, from birth to age 25. And for whatever reason now, I think I overdosed. I think that yeah, it's one of those things that kind of almost could have the consistency of eggs scrambled eggs. Yeah, it gets to that point where it's like exactly. Well said. Thank you. I we used to and why we used to go smack them down with PVC pipes out of trees and then eat them with a fork and hot sauce. Hey guys, we want to take a quick break to thank a sponsor of today's episode Squarespace. Squarespace is the all in one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online. Whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand, Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website, engage with your audience and sell anything from products to content to time, all in one place, all on your terms. You can start a completely personalized website with the new guided design system Squarespace Blueprint. 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Hey, there was someone sitting next to me at the Capital One Cafe that fully brought a full meal in from another restaurant, but there was there was the Capital One Cafe. Am I supposed to know about the Capital One Cafe? Have you never heard of the Capital One Cafe? It's the credit card company has opened locations, I think, to get people in there to sign up for cards. And they are everywhere. I see them all the time. Why would you walk in? Because there's never a line. And it's kind of like a big welcoming cafe. So there'd be no reason not to. They've cornhole after all. And I was just saying it was funny how it took. I went to order a smoothie and he's like, I don't know why that's on the menu. We don't have any of the ingredients. And like, didn't know how to make the latte. I think it was just coffee with like a splash of milk. And it was funny because it took this guy so long to make everything. And there was a line of people. And then there's six people trying to sign people up for credit cards, just like hanging out playing cornhole. And the support baristas. What? Do you have a Capital One card? Yeah, of course I do. I got 10% off my avocado toast, which was $12. Actually. Yeah, I did. That's a great incentive. It's a great incentive. Yeah, I think that they can maybe hire or provide resources for the barista to order things to make things that are on the menu. That was my one qualm point. Yeah. But otherwise, it was a great experience at the Capital One Cafe. Oh my god. I bet a hot chocolate at the Capital One Cafe is great. I don't think that they would know how I think that they would heat up a Hershey's bar and hand you it if you ordered a hot chocolate, like a. That's what I like about the Capital One Cafe from what I've heard. They're going back to simplicity. They're doing things their own way. And I like it. I like it. Yeah, that was. Oh, you should have done the crochements here. What's that? It's like that fancy kind of ham sandwich. Oh, I promise you, that was not in the wheelhouse of the production. I would have liked to see what they came up with. It just, I liked how he's just like, no, don't order that. We don't have any ingredients for it. And he was making a smoothie and I was like, do you have smoothies? He's like, no. I was like, what are you doing? What are you making back there? Well, how's, how's Philly been? You went to a wedding this weekend? Oh, yes. I'm sorry that I'm like a little bit off kilter. I really, I had a great weekend, but a draining weekend. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm a little bit pooped. But yeah, I'm here for a wedding. The wedding happened. I was very anxious for the wedding because it was like a friend from like kindergarten through high school. And like, I haven't seen so many of those people since I graduated. Yeah. High school. So I was obviously like, oh my God, like everyone's going to be looking at me, blah, blah, blah. Believe it or not, most people were actually looking at the bride. Yeah. So it ended up that no one was looking at me. And then I got a little bit, a little bit perturbed by that. So it was like, you win some, you lose some at the end of the day. But it was great. Obviously, like I had no reason to be anxious. No one cared about about anyone but the bride, which is great. She's so gorgeous and perfect. And it was a lovely wedding. And yeah, I do want to let you know that I feel like I'm going to be moving back here eventually. To Philly? I think so. Wow. Why? I don't know. I kind of just realized like, oh, every time I come back here, it's like, yeah, I'm like home. Yeah. And that's nice. You know, I don't, I don't share that about like where I grew up. But yeah, I, I understand. I think there's also this thing that when you go to a wedding where a bunch of your like high school college friends are, it feels like, oh my gosh, like a final episode of a season of like a bunch of friends going through stuff. It's like, oh, this is like feels good. Yeah, that's so fast. I think every time I get up the plane, it's like, oh, okay, thank God. I'm back. Yeah. And like, I always thought like I would just stay in California, but now I'm like, wait, fall is so beautiful here. No, it's beautiful. I don't, I don't miss you. No, no, I'm gonna give you like a five year warning. Oh, good, good. Okay. When I'm back in full, full off, all I feel it. I was gonna try to feel it. I was gonna try to make Philadelphia into something that fit that song, but I could not. But I'm back in full. Like, I don't necessarily need to be in Philly. Like I'd like to be in New York, but I don't like New York. So I was like, Oh, what about like, could you like what I could end up doing New Jersey? Yeah. And then you have options everywhere. This is going to spread like wildfire. As soon as you say that you're interested in moving to New Jersey. Guys, I might be moving to New Jersey. No, I don't see that happening. But who knows, honestly, I could see you in like Brooklyn. No, I really don't like New York. That's like outside of Manhattan. So I feel like I feel like you don't like Manhattan. No, I don't like Brooklyn either. You don't? No. Oh, wow. I don't like any of the burrows. Okay, damn. You said he for me. She's an she's anti burrow brook. Who would have thought? Don't spread that around. You said it, girl, not me. I just labeled it it. I said, I don't like the burrows. And then you said your anti burrow brook, which feels a lot more intense. Are you not ready to take on a strong opinion? No, I feel you. I'm excited to get to New York in November. I'm so excited. I'm going tomorrow actually. For what? For I need to see the outsiders. Oh, right, right, right, right, right. That'll be fun. By the time you see me next, you guys, I will have seen the outsiders and we live in time. So say goodbye to the brook that you know right now, because she can't come to the phone anymore right next week. Bye brook. Bye anti burrow brook. See ya. I can't wait. Everyone's saying it's really nice and over there right now on that side of the country. It really is gorgeous. Like it's going to be like 68 degrees. Wow brook. It sucks. Ball the biggest balls that have ever existed in California right now. It's crazy. You look outside and it's just white. It literally looks like we're in purgatory. Like is the sun a shining so much? No, there's it's we have the most dense fog. You open your window and you're like, Oh my God, it's over. Like it looks like Truman show. They like opened up the curtain and like I've been on a set the whole time. It's in that it's in those five months of the year where it's not sunny and it's not cloudy. It's just dense ass fog. Oh, I can't wait till it rains there. I usually am so I do love LA. I had loved my life in LA, but for whatever reason right now, I'm feeling very anti LA weather. Yeah, I'm I'm preaching about how fucking bad it sucks. So you're good. Yeah, um, it's just like there's nothing and like it's makes you feel sick all that when it's like cloudy. I don't know how people like live in places where it's foggy all the time. Oh, you just like can't really win with with the seasons. Like you think you're winning when you move to LA and it's like, Oh, there are no seasons sunny up the time. And then you come back here and you're like kissing the autumn leaves on the ground. It's just like, no people also forget that LA has literally it's half the year is really, really nice. And I think it's literally six months that are like it's cloudy the whole time. Is that new? Is that like a new thing that's starting happening? Yeah, I'm making myself nervous that I'm becoming like schizophrenic. No, you're not the clouds there recently. Where did the clouds come from? You're all good. I am like fall or like reach a level of like rich rich. The first thing I'm doing is becoming a bi-coastal young woman. Yeah, that is that would be my ideal situation, but I want it to be tri-coastal. I want to be dim. I want to be pan-coastal. I literally was just about to call myself a demisexual, bi-coastal, Jewess. Wait, demisexual, bi-coastal, Jewess, antibero, Jewess. Yeah, that's my name. Don't wear it out. Oh my gosh. What tri-coast are you doing? I want like a Texas facility compound in Austin. Three coasts in Texas? No, just like three three points across the country. You keep saying just you haven't said anything besides Texas? New York, LA, Texas. Oh, okay. Try a second. I'll do, I think I want to do a cabin in Maine during the summer, but I haven't ever been to Maine. Okay, Ernest Hemingway. Yeah, I knew and lay, I want to do that. Well, I want the Stephen King says it really doesn't matter where where like where you are when you write as long as the door is closed and you're focused, you know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. I'm always saying that too. Hey guys, we want to take a quick break to thank a sponsor of today's episode Acorns. When did you start saving money, Brooke? I think I started saving money. Like, I guess in a way I started saving money when I was in college as well as spending it all. And then I kept, I was in like a little cycle there and then I started investing in a way. But I need to look at where that money was gone. When did you, did you, when did you start investing, Brooke? Exactly. Yeah. Acorns makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing for you, your kids and your retirement. 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If you import disclosures at acorns.com/bnc. I accidentally took my vitamins last night, which is my wellness pills that I take, which probably raises so many red flags for people. What do you mean wellness? General wellness pills. I took these right before I went to bed. I was like, I want to wake up feeling good. I want these vitamins to get into my body and start working through my system while I sleep. I thought I was being really smart. Full-blown Adderall situation, staring at the ceiling, writing in my notes. I'm blasting my eyes with blue light at midnight. I got in bed at 10, midnight. I'm working away. I'll never do that again. I'm a little bit out of it too. No, Connor, the same thing happened to me on Saturday night, but I had a cup of coffee at the wedding at 11.30. I thought I was like, I'm going to be out very late. I went home at around 11.45. Then I was drinking a weird times during the day. I got like a hangover or scaries at night. I was experiencing the type of anxiety and sleeping on my brother's couch, which when you're having this type of anxiety, you need to be in your own bed. But I was actually having that experience on a couch that wasn't mine. I was like, "Truly, I don't think I'll make it to the morning." At around 3.30, I was like, I can only think of one thing that I can do. It was like last resort when you drive to Malibu in journal. My last resort was spending $70 for the yearly subscription of the Calm app. Yeah, it's really expensive. I was like, "There's got to be something that's going to fix the way I am right now." When you open the app, it says, "Take a deep breath," and that did help a little bit. But there's this one called "Love Letter from an Englishman" narrated by Jonathan Bailey. I was like, "Oh, this will fix me." If anything has fixed me before, it didn't because this is what's going to be what fixes me. It says, "Join Jonathan Bailey as he sails in a tropical paradise, a sea captain riding to his beloved." Perfect. Like, what could be better than that and male yearning, you know? Please listen to what it was. Do you mind if I play you an excerpt? Are we allowed? Okay, yeah, please. I'm going to fall asleep. And it as far as the eye could see before dissolving into a haze of green and to the west, enormous boulders towered like marbles sprouted over with spikey yellows and tufts of grass. I love tuft, the word tuft. It was all about the ecological climate, where I was under the impression that it was going to be about him yearning for his beloved. Oh, you got you got smart brand, girl. It was 45 minutes of just like the landscape of the boulders. But yeah, it was 70 dollars. That sounds really relaxing. No, you might really like it, but I was looking for something a little bit different. And I do think the marketing, like if you're, if a captain is at sea and hasn't seen his beloved and is riding specifically to his beloved, he's going to be talking about more than the boulders, IRL, but not in the comment. Maybe she's really into landscaping. That's true. I back then. I'm sure that they had gardens that's landscaping, but I'm sure that they needed it to live. So I don't know if it's landscaping for the joy of it as much as it is landscaping for survival and necessity. But I found something crazy on my red eye going to Florida, and I was like looking for something to listen to. It's like a five hour flight, you know, there's overnight. And I was like, I want to listen to something that puts me to bed in the same way. I come across the transcripts from the survivors of the Titanic, the people that survived, and it's reread in acts like the same thing. It's like reread. And it's reading the transcripts, like post-inner post-game interviews of the Titanic, and they're reading through what people are saying fascinating stuff. And it was an angle of like the Titanic that I had not really listened to yet. And it was interesting. And so that was something that I kind of got a little bit addicted to for a second. It's called, I guess I should read it off because people are going to ask. Hello. I don't even know how I would find what I was listening to a week ago. So I apologize. That sounds interesting. It was really brings me to. I really think we should read a book together. Yeah. Do you have one in mind that you're pitching? Yeah, I think you should read that Stephen King one. What is it? What is it about? Can you remind me? Did I tell everyone here that I've a crush on Stephen King? Yes. And before you freak out, like when I say crush, I just like love him. Because everyone was being really mean to me when I said that on my Instagram. I feel very deeply towards Stephen King. And I think he's... You admire Stephen King. What? You admire Stephen King. Yeah, that doesn't feel strong enough though. You have a deep admiration for Stephen King. Yeah, but I just feel more comfortable with the word crush. Do you want to have sex with Stephen King? No, that's not what I'm saying. So it's somewhere in between admiration and sexual. Yeah. A crush is romantic though. That's where you're losing me. That's not the same thing as sexual. I would marry Stephen King. And never have sex with him. He's also so in love with his wife. If you read his memoir, it's very beautiful. I actually think he should write a romance. And I'm not sure why he hasn't because the way that he is able to articulate the love that he has for his wife is bone-chillingly gorgeous. I'm sure he's probably pretty open to receiving feedback about what he should write about. So he's Stephen King after all. I'll be sure to let him know. But I think that he's Stephen Luther King. Stephen Luther King. I think we should read that one because it's the perfect mix of like, it's historical fiction. I would read it. Yeah. Is it huge though? No. It's huge. It's massive. It's got volume to it. But think about how nice that would look on your shelf. That's true. Think of how great that would be like to hold up a book that's about 1,000 pages and say, "I read all of these pages." 1,000. You don't want to start with one that's like maybe in the hundreds, 200 mahages. Maybe Stephen King. You're asking someone who hasn't read a book in since high school, I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Which is embarrassing. But I just don't have- I don't have the attention span. Would you read a stooky short story? Why is it 500 page short story? No, it's less than 200. Oh yeah, I would do that. It's also Stephen King. Perfect. I would do that. I would rather do that. And I like historical fiction. But 1,000 pages is a big commitment for- Yeah. That makes total sense. But you didn't ask me, "Do you like spooky?" What? Would you like something spooky? Yeah, I read some mysterious but the boxcar children. I read all those. Oh, I read the Magic Treehouse. I read all those. I'm thinking more of like, "Oh, okay." Totally. I'll work with it. What is so spooky about Stephen King's mystery- The horror writer. Horror? Oh, I don't like horror. I don't like horror. Shining or it's? See, here's a thing. It's not for me. It's not my cup of hot chocolate from the Capitol on Cassey. That's what I was asking. No, I don't like that stuff. I don't want to see the shining- Well, Hunter, I'm not asking you about the shining. I'm saying he has short stories because we're looking at something short. He has short stories that are like 150 pages, but they are spooky. But they're not the shining. I'm just telling you that he also wrote the shining. I want to say when I think of spooky, I think mystery and like, what's happening? Not like blood gore and guts and like a clown living in a gutter. Like, that's not what I want to look into. Shining is also like not blood gore and guts. It's like, when I picture the shining, I picture Jack Nicholson covered in blood with a knife, right? Sure. So I think that- That's like very brief at the end. Oh. And isn't there blood flowing down an entire hallway? I think- I don't remember. I read the book so long ago, but that might have been an artistic liberty that the movie took. And remind me, who was the actress in that? Oh. Lisa? Shelley Duvall. Shelley Duvall said she was so disturbed from that movie that she never worked in Hollywood again. I'm pretty sure. Okay. I'm talking about the book. Oh, the book. And I'm not even talking about the book. I'm just telling you that he also wrote the shining. Oh, okay. I'll try it. Because I keep an open mind. Yeah. This episode of Brooke and Connor Make-A-Podcast is supported by State Farm. 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I do want to say, I also watched the AMAs. I do want to say, we should be a little bit alarmed that people like Brad Pitt George Clooney and Mariah Carey are working. That's an economic indicator that things are about to go south. These people do not work and have not worked in so long. And now they're putting out like feature films and singing at the AMAs. Brad Pitt's been in tons of stuff. Has he? So George, yes. I mean, coming out with a film together, I think it's just like pulling a lot of people to the movies. That's just something that my ears perked up about. I think they've been working. He was just, Brad was just in bullet train. George was just in that movie. I'm sorry. Brad was just in bullet train. That was three years ago. Okay, but that was a big movie. Like actors like that don't, like having a big movie three years ago was still working. Raise your hand if you saw a bullet train. Okay, everyone in this room. Thank you guys so much for listening today. My rides here. I just think that there's something there. Mariah Carey also doesn't work. I don't know. I think there's some truth here. I think that they've been doing stuff and it's just because of the stuff that you haven't seen. Well, if it's stuff that I haven't seen that it hasn't reached the masses, that's not true. You're not the masses. You go to the movies all the time. I don't like I wouldn't, I wouldn't even see a poster for something. Right. They're targeting people that watch movies. I'm so confused. Don't be. I think it's just, and we've got Princess Diaries three coming out to confirmed. I'm so excited. They're scraping the bottom of the barrel. What are you talking about? And Hathaway was sitting on that until she saw that the house, there's going to be a housing crisis. No, she's the beauty of the Princess Diaries franchise. And she's honored to return to a story that's touched so many women's lives. Are you really, really nervous about? No, I'm being so dead serious. Me making predictions about the economy. No, I'm being so dead serious. Like having the word Princess Diaries and bottom of the barrel in the same sentence. I didn't mean bottom of the barrel. I mean, like, they're pulling out the big guns. That's what I meant. That was a bigger. Oh, but I'm feeling like so uplifted by this. Yeah. That's good. They want you to be uplifted. So you got to the movies and spend money. So Ann Hathaway can can dive into her acorn saving account to make sure she has an s deck before the housing crisis flopped. I think it's going to be a great movie. I think it's going to be a great movie. I was excited, but we don't know if Chris Pine is coming back yet. And can I be in that movie? Who is he in that movie? Can I be completely honest? I don't give a shit if he comes back. Bring back Michael Moskovitz. He's the piano player. You know what I'm saying? So he was in the second movie. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But the first thing that's Chris Pine compared to the Chris Pine that exists right now. What? It's crazy that this is Chris Pine compared to the Chris Pine that exists right now with his beard, any and yeah, but he could shave it. But I'm saying that the love interest from the first movie of Princess Diaries, Michael Moskovitz is so far superior that I know it wouldn't be aligned with the books. But if they just brought him back instead of Chris Pine, a lot of people would be much happier. Where is he now? I don't think in much. Well, if he comes back, that's an economic indicator because he has no workout. What would it indicate? I've already said it. I don't know. Can you say it again? That if these people are working again, that means things aren't looking great. And they're trying to get as he does make some money. Oh, he's five nine. Perfect. Perfect. Speaking of the economy, did you see Tupperware as a full-blown brand filed for bankruptcy? That's so sad to me for some reason. Tupperware is Tupperware's overparty. Tupperware got canceled. What happened? Do you have any Tupperware? They're just not making any money. People aren't buying Tupperware, I guess. Yeah, I have Tupperware, but it's Ziploc. So is that not Tupperware? I don't know. I don't think it's Tupperware in general. I don't think it's all to go food boxes or gone. I just, I don't know. Makes me sad. I love having Tupperware. I love making extra food and having leftovers. I love eating food out of Tupperware cold. I like when I make spaghetti in a Tupperware that's been stained by the spaghetti's of your, and I'm eating it out of, it tastes so good when it's been leached with plastic for days. Leftovers are better. If I could, I would order, if I went out to a nice Italian dinner tonight, I would love for there to be an option for me to order the aged spaghetti and meatballs. Yes. I'll do the aged spaghetti and meatballs in the pasta Tupperware. Brooke, that one million percent. Yeah. Me too. I'll do that as well. It's nice to be back on the, on, on footing. I know. Seriously. I went for the first time last night in my ugs and my, in my ugs and my, and a flannel and, and a hoodie and went and got chilly from Whole Foods. Oh, wow. It's been foggy for. Temperature at night over there. What? What's the temperature at night over there? Well, and where I am, it's like 60s. Oh my God. That's lovely. So it's back to like having the windows open and stuff, but like right inland, like this weekend, I went to this polo match with Vuv, the champagne. And Rob and Suki were at. Yeah. Did you see them? Yes. They were right next to me. You're kidding. No. Why didn't you start the episode with that? You let me go on about chopped liver and you were next to Robert Pattinson and Suki Waterhouse this weekend. Well, nothing happened. It was just, it was like a, it was an amazing event. The thing was like, I am so talking about conspiracy theories. How come, how come like people like that don't sweat? It's, it's fascinating. Like I had to tie, I had to wear my sweater, even though I was sweating so that people wouldn't see how bad I was sweating. Right. It was, well, they're caked in like settings powder. Oh, okay. Well, like on their, on their bot, like on their back and front. Did you have that close visual access to Rob's back? Yeah. What color shirt was he wearing? He's wearing like a blue suit. I don't, could you sweat through a blue suit like that? I could. Yeah. Robert Pattinson, I guess not. He doesn't have his active pores, his wrinkle fibs. Also, I think this is like maybe wrong completely, but I think the older, no, I literally was just about to spit something out that I have literally never heard said before. The older you get the less wet. I've seen some sweaty old, but I'm thinking like, just sweat has something to do with hormones. Yeah, right. So maybe the more they calm down, the less you sweat, I do not know the more you calm down. I don't know. You're, you're barking up more your body, your body's hormones. It's fascinating. I was sweating so much. People tend to sweat less than young people. Oh, interesting. Sometimes you just got to click those dots that you've had in your head that are separate and bring them together. That's such an interesting, less effective with age. Wow. Yeah. What was I talking about? The reason I went to, oh, sorry. Oh, because I left the house and it was freezing cold, and then I went 20 minutes and it was 150 degrees. It was crazy. It was crazy. I think I want to start wearing kilts. I don't, I, that might be cultural appropriation if you're not Scottish, but I feel okay with that. Do you? Like wearing a, like people who are kilts all the time. No, I don't know. Why, why do you feel like you want to start wearing a kill? Because I would love a breeze. Am I under care? What about just an athletic sport? Once skim starts making plaid athletics, athletics, athletics because I want to wear kilts. I already said that. I know. I'm trying to get to the deeper meaning. I don't know. I, I think someone was wearing one. This guy was wearing one. Okay. That's the answer. And I was like, that looks cool. And it's like, it's, it's like, the reason I want to wear a kill, I guess, is because you can, it's like, it's like formal attire. So like, you can wear it to like an event and be like, that guy's probably naked under there, but it's, he's still fine because it's, I was jealous what the breeze he was probably getting. Are there built in some things under the kilter? Is it really just? No, I think you wear on, you probably wear underwear, but I wouldn't. I mean, if I was on this podcast, wearing my kilts on this podcast, I would have to because of the angle of the cameras and the flow cam. Sure. Hey, start your online. Oh my gosh. Connor's kilts. Yes. Would you do kill with a C or Connor with a K? Kill it with a C. Because I'll be, it'll be like a Kardashian. That is like so close to Connor's clits. Oh my gosh. That's actually one mispron away from Connor's clip. Cutersclits.org.gov. Hey guys, we'd like to take a quick break to thank a sponsor of today's episode. Better help. I'm home in Philly right now. I've been here for a few days. I just had a wedding of a childhood friend and you know, that can be a little bit anxiety inducing to kind of come home after not seeing people that you grew up with for a really long time. And sometimes you might even feel like, you know, you might be even hiding behind a mask. I was feeling a little bit shy this weekend and almost feeling like, can I really be myself? I don't know. It's it can be hard to feel like yourself. But guess what? October is the season for wearing masks and costumes. 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Um, oh, I also need to share this small detail about my weekend. While I was away in Florida, my bathroom flooded completely. I had like an inch of water in my bathroom that, and I don't even know where it had come from the both the toilet and the bathtub had what I don't know what it was. It was like a sludge adjacent material. It's never just water, is it? Well, no, because it's coming up from somewhere. And so I like, of course, and it's just like, and listen to this, I had gotten back from the vu, the champagne event, the vuv champagne. It's called vuv, apparently, but it's like, it takes everything in me not to be like vuv, it's vuv. But, um, and I had a couple glasses of champagne during the day and I'd, you know me, I love a cocktail. Champagne is not for me. It's never been for me. I can usually have one glass, but like, we were there for so long and there was something else strange, so I just, I had like a couple glasses and I got home and I had to tell my landlord, I was like, I am leaving, it smells bad in here. Like, I'll leave the door open, have your way with my bathroom. And she, I told her I was going to a wedding, because I was like, I just need to be like, what is something that's timely? I literally, what, why do I lie? Or what? It doesn't matter. It smells bad. And it's like, complete sense to me. I'm like, I'm going to a wedding. I think it's because I saw you were at a wedding. I was like, I'm going to a wedding. And she was like, you look great. I love your outfit. And then I was like, you look great. Like, are you wearing, like, did you get hurt? I'm like drunk from the champagne event. And I'm like, oh girl, you look great. Look at you. What, what? And I'm like, what, I snapped out of it halfway through. And I was like, I'm doing like drunk girls in the bathroom thing with my landlord who's here to like fix my pipes. And we're like complimenting, we're having a compliment off in my kitchen. All right, get to work over here, because I need to get to the wedding. So that's what happened. It's actually still flooded. I've been having to pee outside. So you can leave legally that apartment. Well, I think that I'm not going to pay. I'm not going to be right this month if it's not fixed today. Like that's, that's so insane. Yeah, it is insane. Oh, it's completely bonkers even. But your conditions have just not been. And when I encourage you to take space from the Los Angeles, like housing market and just like take time away and really find a place with like a normal landlord and like a normal living conditions. Yeah, I mean, it apparently easier said than done. I guess has been my experience. I feel like this isn't happening to a lot of other people though. But this is my, this is my life. This is the, this is the life I've been given. Yeah, I post, I posted on my story this week and then I'm like, Oh, of course, my flight from Florida, my in-am flight that I woke up at 6 a.m. to go to has been canceled. And the next one, 2 p.m. So I'll be getting home at 11. And I just post when I was like, God gives me such interesting struggles so that I experience new people. And I get into Ubers that are so scary. And I sign leases with landlords that have me sign in DAs. And like it's just all these things that are so funny that like, I need to experience those things to one grow in character. Because when I have a landlord that's awesome down the road. And, and they just like really accept my rent. And that's the only thing that goes back and forth between us. And they ask me if I'm okay and safe every now and then. That will be the greatest day of my life. And I'll really appreciate that. But until then, it's a advocate. It's jokes. Yeah. I have had two great landlords. I'm so jealous. And I feel like I can appreciate them without, yeah, without the sewage of it all. I know, I know, man, I just want you to be in a nice living situation. And I don't think that you have to just accept what you are dealing with. Yeah. Also, send send in my room. Boom. What was that? TV fell off the wall shattered. It's still off the wall just sitting on the ground. And half of it works. So I did watch like TV on half of it last night. Yeah. Totally. At least that wasn't your landlord's fault. That somehow is. I don't know. Wow. But. Do you want to hear something that could make you feel a little better? Yes. I went to see Book of Mormon last night in Philly. And I went with my brother and his girlfriend. And I was like, don't worry, you guys. Like, I can be in charge of buying the tickets. All good. I do this all the time. And they scan our tickets. And obviously, the young men let me know these tickets have already been returned. Yeah. Did you go to Ticketmaster or step hub? Actually, I don't even want to say. Facebook marketplace. Big hub. A big hub. Live nation. No, big hub was the name. Oh, it's like, OK, like fully third party. No, I think that's fourth party. I would say fourth quarter on fifth party. Yeah. Big hub. But luckily, they had a worst seats available at the box office for triple the price. Yeah. So thank God for that. So we were still able to see the show. But. Just another scam and down down my knickers and never heard anyone. It never hurt to just be scammed. Oh, constantly. Make me appreciate when when you're not like God willing when I'm able to walk into the outsiders. I'll say, yay. Thank I'm thankful for the opportunity because right. Can I play devil's advocate? Makes me stronger. That's like devil's advocate. Yeah. This is a message to everyone. Someone DM me the other day and was like, Oh, like, why are your tickets $200 to your show? I'm like, let's take a step back. There is no world in which I would ever sell a $200 ticket to my show. You're being scammed. Always double check if you're buying from the even stub hub and take a master. Like, I guess that they can sell fake tickets now, which is insane. But it sucks because like, obviously the ones on stub hub, not even nowadays, like stub hub is honestly like the same price as the what's it called? The main seller. Face value. Yeah. I shouldn't. I definitely should have known with big stub. Definitely. And they're also randomly not answering my emails. So big stub now is your chance. Like unless I'd be happy to like clear your name on the next episode. If you're willing to get to big stub or big hub. Great question. Or is it stub of Bubba? It's big stub. Okay. Big stub. Sorry. Yeah, I'd be totally happy to clear your name on the next episode. If you're willing to respond to any money. Oh, yeah, bro. This looks like a fake website. It's not. It completely looks like a fake website, but it's not. It literally looks like I went on Chad GBT and was like, okay, ticket websites. It's real. So. Oh my gosh. Speaking of Chad GBT, Jeff Dunham is still up and at it. That's crazy. And then the picture is like the most racist bit he does. It's with that like fake terrorist stall. That is crazy. Speaking of Chad GBT, Google made like an AI podcast explainer. Did you guys see this? And someone on Reddit typed in fart poop and then like had Google AI make a podcast about it? It's our podcast. That reminds me we should call our podcast to play devil's advocate. Devil and advocate make a podcast. The devil and his advocate make a podcast. Yeah. Or how about the advocate and his devil? Excuse me, the advocate and her devil. Yeah, that could be. Yeah. The devil's a woman. The devil's a woman. I know the devil's a woman. Wow. Okay. I do want to talk about the crumble cookies thing. It's so funny. Okay. Tell me about it. Did you hear they, there was a crumble cookies, you know, crumble cookies, of course, there's a crumble cookies pop up in Sydney, Australia. And everyone was like, these are absolutely vile. Like these are so disgusting. What the hell is going on? And so they started like reaching out to these people that had the pop up and they're like, are you like of the crumble? These taste stale. Like, are you guys a part of crumble incorporated? And they're like, no, we're just big fans. We flew to America and bought like 700 crumble cookies, brought them back, rented a place, sold them for $18 a piece, $18 a cookie. And they're all from like weeks ago, they're all like weeks old. How much is a crumble cookie on US soil? I think like $5, right? I was going to say, I don't think it's too far off from 17. It's expensive, but not $17. I mean, I don't even I this like that. These have no appeal to me to a guy like me. Oh, Connor, they are really good. Oh, my God, a three pack is 899. Oh, a singles 499. Yeah, five bucks. So they were selling the same price as the one that's not for one. I don't know if it's never, this never like really rank that this never really like got me excited. What? Last crumb. Last crumb. That's what I'm thinking of. I like like crumb. Like really, really? I don't know. I, I think I ended up, I think they, they might crumble or last crumb. I'm thinking of the one that's 140 per pack. Oh, I've had last crumb. It was good. Oh, my God. Last crumb was good. It's just nothing. There's nothing like having like the office style box of cookies sitting in your one bedroom apartment and you're walking by every four minutes and taking off like a corner and be like, I'll just have, I'll just have one. How much is one last crumb? Is he? Can you not get even get them? Yeah, it's 140. Yeah. Wow. That she is crazy. Levine is also, I know a lot of people don't love them, but I think maybe my favorite. I love a classic chocolate chip cookie. You really don't need a bolt in the middle. I don't need that. That's a cake. This is a cake. These cookies are cakes. But shaped as a cookie. How amazing is that? We are lost as a nation. We're lost. I think they'd be really good if they would, if they were small. I don't like the fact that they're massive cookies. I also like a single bite brownie. I think those are amazing. Do you like baked by Melissa? I do. Yeah, I love baked by Melissa. Melissa could bake me into any day. Okay, you should let her know. I regret saying that. I don't even know what I meant by it, but I regret it. Who's Tiktok or Mr. Prada? Why was he arrested for murder? It's like a really dark story. Okay. Do you not want to get into it? No, basically, I don't really understand the details, but I guess this Tiktok killed his therapist. And it went back a couple of years. And I guess a couple of years ago, he had accused his therapist of groping him. I don't know what's happening with that, but that is really scary stuff. Damn, that'll be a Ryan Murphy production. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Literally go to hell, by the way. Ryan Murphy. Yeah. Yeah, that's I'm saying. That's what that was my whole my whole rant last before he's come out. And now he's saying like they owe me they should be thinking I know that they should be sending him flowers. He's so sick and twisted. But like, obviously, like we should. Yeah, he of course, Ryan Murphy, Ryan Murphy is gonna be needs to be in a Ryan Murphy show because he's twisted. He seems twisted. He is the American horror story. And this whole time, he was telling us that with this right under your nose. It's right under your nose. I hate that he made glee. Oh, that's telling. Did you see Ellen came out with her special to? No, I didn't. Yeah, I haven't heard anything about it, which is kind of funny, except it had the most dramatic trailer known to man. It's crazy. Like, I always did find I always I found myself chuckling when Ellen was on when I was little. So I would give it a chance. I was her net it says from the independent Ellen dinners is Netflix specials bizarre on funny and self-pitying. I could be in. Yeah, that's see, I had that I was gonna say it seemed smug. Smudge and arrogant. Oh, smudge. She's acting a little smudged. No, it's just like I thought I thought her on her show is a little smug. And I did always like her show, which maybe is a I think you like the people on her show, but I don't think I don't know. Sometimes I get confused. Like Ellen, you know, I feel like Ellen was kind of always holier than thou. It felt that way. Like I really liked like I think with her and James Corden, like, obviously, there's something sinister happening, but I always liked the things they did outside of the show. Like, I always like when Ellen like sent people in and told them what to say in certain situations, like she did with Harry Styles and Adele in those videos, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, which is them under cover vaguely and like and James Corden's like crosswalk musicals. Like, I always appreciated like their extra stuff, even though that probably has nothing to do with them and everything to do with the people that are working behind this writing the show. Yeah. I don't know, but I guess her whole thing was like, see, let's see what's changed since you guys saw me last. I mean, I got some chickens. And oh, yeah, I was kicked out of the entertainment industry. It's like, okay, you were kicked out? Yeah, where you I'll watch it and we're back. I don't know. I don't know about all that right now. We'll say everyone's been begging me to watch the hot rabbi show. I think it's called nobody asked for this without embroidery and Kristen Bell. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Obviously, so right at my alley and I will watch, I watched the first episode. It's taking it really is taking me a second to like get into TV. I really have lost the attention span for it over the past year, but just know I want y'all to know like I am, I am walking slowly, but surely making my way through it. Yeah, I'm not really into TV right now because mine's in pieces on the ground in my living room. So I'm more into sitting on my phone. No, yeah, that's also don't get it twisted. That's a passion project of mine as well. Yeah, but well, I'll see you in the bonus. Okay. Also, I want to say I'll be in Memphis, Tennessee, and I'll be in Lansing, Michigan, and I'll be in Grand Rapids, Michigan this weekend. Yeah. And I'll be in one other secret third place that I can't say. Oh, really? Fourth place. Okay. All right, you guys, thank you so much for listening. We'll see you in the bonus, if you even care about us at all, or we'll see you next week. Yeah, don't start with that. 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