Who Knew It with Matt Stewart
112 - Cass Paige, Ruby Innes and Suren Jayemanne
Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This episode features Cass Paige (Being Hot Is Hard), Ruby Innes (Back Pocket) and Suren Jayemanne (Good Tucker)!
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- Duration:
- 1h 27m
- Broadcast on:
- 04 Nov 2024
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Hello, Matt here, letting you know that I've got some shows coming up in Brisbane. We're doing a live, who knew it, and I'm also doing a stand-up show in my show, Ding, at the Caxton Street Festival in the 19th of October. And then I'm going to be in Geelong, working on an hour of new material on the 31st of October at the brewery there. Geez, I'm looking forward to that. Then, of course, I'm flying over with my friends, Jess and Dave, to do a tour of Europe, for Dewgo On, but at the end of that tour, I'm doing three, who knew it shows with stand-up as well. In London on the 17th of November, Leicester on the 21st of November, and Edinburgh on the 23rd of November. Cannot wait to do all of these shows, hopefully we'll see you there. You can find tickets at mattstew@comedy.com. Mattstew@comedy.com. Explaining football to the friend who's just there for the nachos, hard. Tailgating from home like a pro with snacks and drinks everyone will love, any easy win. And with Instacart helping deliver the snack time MVPs to your door, you're ready for the game in as fast as 30 minutes. So you never miss a play, or lose your seat on the couch, or have to go head to head for the last chicken wing. Shop game day faves on Instacart and enjoy $0 delivery fees on your first three gross re-orders. Offer valid for a limited time, other fees in terms apply. Welcome to Who Knew with Mattstew at the show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Mattstew. Now, first guest is host of Good Tucker on SBS Food and ABC International at Sorengi Manna. Hello, what a pleasure it feels such a joy. Our second guest this week is host of Shut Up a Second and Being Hot is Hard. It's cast page. Hello. All right, how do you feel it? I'm feeling delicious. Thank you so much for having me. And our third guest this week is host of the video game show Back Pocket. It's Ruby Inners. Hello. Happy to be here. Have I explained the show Back Pocket Well there by calling it a video game show? No, that's perfect. That's perfect. I had a panic straight after saying it. I'm like, oh my God. That's so, no, like I've had people say a million different things when it comes to introducing me. That is the most succinct and accurate way that anybody has ever done it. Fantastic. All right, the way the show works is ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I then read their answers as well as a reward. And then they have to guess which one is correct. And hey, well, I've got you with recording this on the cameras. You know, probably straight away that we're recording the audio, but also on the cameras. And if you want to see some clips from it, follow us on Instagram, Facebook, et cetera. Who knew it pod? Yeah, I'm putting up clips. I'm doing it. I've done a few and I'm going to keep doing it. It's time. It's very good. All right, the first question. The first question comes from listener Jess Green from Geelong. The question is what is the definition of the term gish gallop? What is the definition of the term gish gallop? Is it phonetic? It's phonetic. Thank God. Well, actually, I don't know how it's pronounced. It could be gish. If it's a soft g, gish gallop, I think gallop's probably a hard g, but I reckon it's gish gallop. And while they're writing their answers, I'll explain how the scoring works. So you get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestants. And another point, if you correctly guess the answer, by the way, I'm also playing as the house and I've put into my own fake answers with the help of the question writers. I should say, I think of us, me and the question writers and the listeners, all as part of the house. I think we're one team. So at large shows, when the audience boos me, they're booing themselves. Anyway, I get one point, we get one point for each one of those that our guests choose as well. So each of us can scrap to three points per round, which seems fair, but the probability actually favours me, the house, and the house sometimes wins, which is why, of course, strip of points in the final round for the guests to really put the odds back in their favour. Anyway, most of our questions come from our great Patreon supporters. If you want to submit a question, sign up on any level by patreon.com/suego on pod linked in the show notes. So your answer in here is question number one. What is the definition of the term "gish gallop", the walk of a person readjusting to walking on land after being on a boat for an extended period of time. A horse that gallops in a fashion that is not full gangster, but a little gangster, i.e. not g gallop, but gish, gish. When a school of fish race each other to a food source, particularly in the wild, not one of those domesticated schools. That would be fish gallop. Or fish phallop. Exactly. That's how it evolved from that obviously. Of course. A technique used to distract others in a debate by drowning them with information. Or the awkward walk when you've had an accident in your pants, doing the old gish gallop. It'd be great to have a new word to describe my life. You gish gallop all the time in all these senses of the word. Thank you. Saran. And I did mean that as a compliment. Saran. What do you think? I like the first one. I think it's the sea legs gish gallop. Gish gallop. Lock on that in for Saran. What do you think? Cass. I liked the school of fish, and then there was another one that I was like, that could be that. But I have forgotten it. So I'm going to go with the fish. Don't make it. I can run you through them or? No, I'll let fate hold my hand on this one. Okay. Going for the school of fish. Yep. Okay. Fantastic. Lock on that in for Cass. I'm going to go with the debating one. Debating. Yeah. Because it sounds like I might be wrong with this theory, but like none of that feels related to debating at all, which almost makes it feel like it is the answer. So that's... I like it. Yeah. Because how bold would you have to be to make up an answer like that here today? Yeah. Where were you working with? Yeah. And like, why would you lie to me? Yeah. You. Yeah. For entertainment. Nah. That's funny, honestly. But I look, I don't know, but I'm sorry. I don't actually think you're right, I'm going to stop. That's fine. I'm going to stop. Everything I say to you from now on is the truth. Thank you. But I remember I am playing the game as well. You're spilling that truth. Yeah. Cool. Alright. That's got his titties out. Here's the right answers. The awkward walk, when you've had an accident in your pants, that was Jess, aka the house. Thank you. The act of a horse galloping... Did I not even read this one out? Did I read all these out? I don't know if you read all of them out. There was no mention of horses galloping. There was no horse. That's all right. But tell us now. Yeah. Or there was a horse galloping. Yeah. Was it? Yeah. There was. But... It's a horse that gallops in a... In a gangster like that? Yeah. Yeah. Gangster horse. Yeah. But was there any of that out that you did not read? There was another one. I didn't know. Don't tell us about it now. Could it perchance be the actual answer? No. It's okay. Okay. Okay. So we could just forget it, I guess. Well, it's one of yours. Oh. I was just trying to think of what to do here. No, it's funny. I think we just... We fought John. I was thinking about manipulating the show for a second there. But I think the listeners need to know that I am fallible and I do sometimes make mistakes as the house. This was the first one. You literally just pledged to get your titty out. Yeah. Yeah. Did he? Ruby Road. You know what you could do? Ruby Road. You could drown us in... It's information. Yeah. I think I'd drown myself in information. So what mocked me up was Cass' one was similar to one of the other ones and I changed the order midstream. Anyway... You were winged while you did. What do you think I'd sit at this table? Wait. Are we not all pissing us? That's right. What do you think there's a bucket under each of us still? So sorry, Ruby. You get a point here because I fucked up. The act of a horse galloping in a gishful fashion, which I'm sure would have otherwise gotten chosen if it was in fact read out at all. Oh, it's chill vibes and I love getting a point by two. I like winning when everybody else fell over. Yeah. The other horse that gallops in a G-ish manner, that was Seren. The walk of a person readjusting to walking on land, getting their sea legs. Land legs back. Seren went for that. That was Cass. Well done. Cass went for the School of Fish. That was actually Jess, okay, the house there. Meaning Ruby got the correct answer, the technique to distract others in a debate by drowning them with information. Ruby's on fire. The theory works. Ooh. Gish Galoping. It does actually. It makes sense. It's like filibuster or something. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. Can I ask Ruby because I don't have her mind's eye? Yeah. You described to me what you picture a gishful manner to be? Oh, yeah, so like galloping in a gishful manner, it's kind of like girthy but bashful. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So it is. You're kind of fat with it. But like a bit shy. So is it? Like the fattest dainty? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, you're like, you're like chunky and girthy with it. But you're like... So is the gate? Like you've just got a wide scan? It's kind of swinging. Oh yeah. Yeah. But shy. Potomac was on point. Yeah. Yeah. And giggling. Do you think I might have a gishful gate? Yeah. Cool. I never... I was always ashamed of it, but... Could you do a gishful gallop? Yeah. I guess so. If I ever took it up a notch. That's awesome. It's good to know that you have that in you. You're usually at a canter. You've got that horse in you. You kind of got a girthy bashful canter. Yeah. Yeah. I've only ever taken up to a canter so far. A gishful canter. But... Let's see. Let's open it up. Um, now am I right here in saying that Cass got a point? The house got a point, but out in front on two points, it's Ruby. There she goes. There she goes again. I'm already sensitive to my brain. Question two comes with Lauren Joyner from Chandler in Arizona. The question is, which of these are real species of bird? Oh. It's just got to give us a fake species of bird. Which of these are real species of bird? While you're writing your answers, here's some more info on the gish gallop. I just writes, the gish gallop is a rhetorical technique in which a person in a debate attempts to overwhelm an opponent by presenting an excessive number of arguments with no regard for their accuracy or strength with a rapidity that makes it impossible for the opponent to address them in the time available. It was coined in 1994 by the anthropologist Eugenie Scott who named it for the American creationist Duane Gish dubbed the technique's most avid practitioner. If a debater is familiar with an opponent who is known to use the gish gallop, the technique may be counted by preempting and refuting the opponent's commonly used arguments before the opponent has an opportunity to launch into the gish gallop. Richard Nixon used George McGovern's multiple positions against him, choosing to debate the legalization of cannabis. It's an example of gish galloping before the term even existed. Alright, you've got your answers in, so here's question two, which of these are real species of bird? Resplendent Quetzal, Johnny Docker, the thick flock seed snatcher, red velvet feather duster, won't spit wood swallow or the big fuck. Can you read them out again please? Sure can, resplendent Quetzal, Johnny Docker, the thick flock seed snatcher, red velvet feather duster, won't spit wood swallow or the big fuck. It's up to you Cass, what do you think? You might have to go with my heart again, and I truly want Johnny Docker to live in the world. Yeah. I probably does. Can I please, may I please have Johnny Docker? You may. Johnny Docker locked in. Johnny Docker locked. Okay, so if I get this wrong it's going to be really, really funny, but I play a lot of wingspan that that board game about birds. Oh, it's around, I think you're answering at the right time here. I think Ruby is about to say the answer is, but I might be wrong, but I might be wrong this around. Do you want Saran to go first? No, no, no, it's Joe. It's Joe, because I might be wrong. Oh, now this is game play, but I think it's the resplendent Quetzal. All right. That might be wrong. Lock it in. Lock it in. It's funny if I'm wrong. I don't play any wingspan. Yeah, have you even heard of wingspan? It's not a good game, but Ruby does. Yes. So she knows a lot about birds. So I would like to lock in the resplendent Quetzal, please. Lock it in there. That was what I was probably going to lock in anyway. Yeah. It looks like a bird. It sounds like one. Yeah. I was tossing up between that or the Johnny Docker. That could also be a bird. So I really hope it is. Sometimes I choose these for what I want the world to be, but I really hope. I think that's really nice. Thank you. And between me locking in my answer, I'm not revealing it at the universe. Yeah, that's great. That's beautiful tapestry and says, here's a present. Johnny Docker is real. Unfortunately, it's not a bird, but it is a guy. All right. Here's the right. The answer is the big fuck. That was Ruby. Once bit would swallow, that was serenne. That was a really good stuff. Red Velvet Pether Duster, that was the house, in particular, the question writer, Lauren. It's beautiful. I wanted that one to be real. You can just imagine a puffy and softer. Yeah. And maybe delicious. Mm. Yeah. Like a red velvet. I think it would be really delicious. The only bird meat that tastes like a cake, that would be so sick. The thick, flocked seed snatcher was Cass. That's a cute one. That was fun to say. Thank you. Thick flock. That was for you. Cass went for Johnny Docker. I'm afraid that was a house. That is the name of the Fremantle Docker's mascot. Is he a bird? He's just a man. I knew it. He's just a guy. Yeah. He's a doc worker. He's a doc worker. He works down in the ducks. So it's a guy inside a suit. And the suit is inside. He's also a man. Yeah. And he's sort of just got like blonde hair and... It'd be crazy if Johnny Docker was the only mascot that just got around in clothes. Yeah. And it was just a real man. But it's like Christopher Plummer. He's probably like descended from Plumbers. Oh, yeah. That's so true. It's also going to be so interesting next year when the Fremantle Docker step out onto the field for the first time. And the universe has re-threaded. Yeah. And it's a bird. Yeah. He comes here as a mascot. Oh, that's literally just a guy. I don't like that. He works at the docks. You can tell. He doesn't work at the docks. But that's a lot of dock is hidden. I don't think a mascot should be a guy. Why do they put hats in the knees like that? All eyes. Why? Yeah. Why has he got padding like a drag queen? They gave him padding and a football uniform. Yeah. So he's not actually working at the dock. Go the full Monty and give him a breastplate with massive knockers. Yeah. Make him juicy. Make him juicy. But the actual bird was the resplendent quetzal. Yes. Very nice. And it is honestly. It's so beautiful. Yeah. Resplendent. It's really low. I would say. It's definitely a wingspan. Oh, fucking well. What is wingspan? So it is a board game where it's a bird watching board game. Whoa. Three separate habitats. Oh. Oh. Sorry. It doesn't look like a bird. It's so cute. That's beautiful. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Three separate habitats. Like I think it's like mountains, planes and water, something like that. And like over the course of the game, you have to collect feed. Use that feed to buy, to, to trade it for bird cards, like to be able to play them in certain habitats. You can make them collect eggs, or like make eggs. And it's basically like at the, oh, oh my God. Oh my God. Ooh. Christ. It's just like kind of round. Oh my God. I love it. I love puffball. Yeah. Oh my God. The first part of this game is when the bird is so cute. Yeah. I love it. That is a point when they have a great name. You're like. Yeah. Yeah. I'll leave it. Yeah. But that's a good quetzal. Oh, that's like, I'd say it's resplendent. Wow. Yes. Yeah. That is a hot bird. Yeah. Getting horny for horny again. Big fuck. It's happening. Yeah. I've said too much. That's okay. Here's question number three. But anyway, can we play that game sometime? Oh, please. It sounds so good. It's so sick. It's one of my favourite ballgames. I love that they've taken the actor. It's a beautiful ballgame. Yeah. I love that they've taken the activity of birdwatching and being like, we can make this nerdier. Yeah. Yeah. You don't even have to leave the house now. Yeah. It's a very beautiful ballgame. Sick. All right. Question three comes from Tim Livingston from Kamloops in British Columbia. The question is, what is the nickname of former National Hockey League forward, Pat Verbeek? It's pretty, pretty birdy name and itself. What is the nickname of former National Hockey League forward, Pat Verbeek? While you're writing your answers, I'll let the audience know a bit more about resplendent quetzals. Got a Lauren, resplendent quetzals are considered specialised fruit eaters, eating 41 to 43 species of fruit. They eat wild avocados whole before regurgitating the seeds, which help spread them promoting more growth. They eat wild avocados whole. I guess they're... How big are they? They're not that big, so I'm guessing that these wild avocados are pretty small. Or they just eat them when they are small. Oh, yeah. Because then we definitely won't eat them if... Yeah. I think that makes sense. Yeah. ABC Birds, right? The respondent Quetzal is an unforgettable sight with shimmering plumage of metallic blues, greens and reds. Males also have a crest of bristly golden green feathers, and during breeding season, grow elongated, upper-tail feathers that form a long-flowing train. This spectacular species belongs to the Trogon family, a group of colourful fruit eating birds found in the Americas, Asia and Africa. Other family members include the golden-headed Quetzal and Haiti's national bird, the Hispaniolan Trogon. Wow. Listeners, if you want to, you should probably submit the Hispaniolan Trogon for a future episode. That is fantastic. I love just how many bird species there are, where it's like, yeah, the girl version looks like normal, and then the boy version is like, "Ugh, work!", you know, it rocks, and it's like... Like the peacock's the classic part. Yeah, it's the classic. But they're always just like, yeah, the girl one's just like, drab, and the boy one's just like... Doing a little dance as well. Oh, my God. Yeah. Doing their little dance. They're all dressed up, ready to go. Neither of them are the town. They go into the club, make a lopless reference. Yeah. They're like long eyelash ones, so they have like the long feathers with like a bit of eyelash at the... I think my base eyelashes off of birds a long time. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, that's the reference question. Sorry. What is the nickname of former NHL forward, Pat Verbeek? Pat the splat. That's the first option. Option two. The big pecker. Option three. The galliano-guzzler. Oh. I didn't quite get through that. The galliano-guzzler. Option four. Beaker. Five. The little ball of hate. Or option six. What's all face Sam? So many of them are so much longer than his actual name, which kind of defeats the purpose of a nickname? Yeah. You know what I mean. It's meant to be for brevity, isn't it? Yeah. Did you ever hear Hayden from Shut Up A Second refers to if your nickname is longer than your real name? He calls it a Nicholas name. That's good. That is beautiful. Yeah. That is really good. Yeah. I like to say, Nick for short, Nicholas for long. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Yeah. It's up to you, Ruby. What do you think? Could you read them out again? Sure. Pat the splat. Mm-hmm. The big pecker. The galliano-guzzler. Beaker. The little ball of hate. Or quetzal face Sam. I think the pecker. The pecker. The big pecker? Yeah. Because like, uh, beak, heck, makes sense to me. And the last hockey player is the big guys. Yeah. Exactly. All right. What can I name for Ruby? What do you think, Saran? Um, it's, again, with these questions, it's always like, why is the person submitted it? Yep. And so I think, I don't know what galliano is. It's an alcohol. Yeah. So maybe like when they win, he's like got a bottle of galliano. So it's that bottle that's sort of like a, it's like a long sort of spiky thing. You know, it's like a long back when I worked in a bottle shop, that was the one I always thought we used to talk about. If we get robbed ever, which bottle is going to be your weapon? I thought the galliano-guzzler. But looking back, they'd smash easy. See, can I ask a follow-up question then? When you work in a bottle shop, did anyone named Pat the baby? Yes. He was a regular. Always, he just drank Bud Light. I mean, I haven't drunk in seven years. And so I didn't know that was an alcohol. And so I hear that and I'm like, oh, it's just like a really lucky Italian man. Get a hell of a good time. Yeah, which, I mean, I don't know, I don't know the back story. True, still could apply. Yeah. Anything's possible. Anything's possible. And right here, oh, I'm going to say the little ball of hate. Little ball of hate, okay, look, I'm going to surround, I guess. I actually used to be a galliano-guzzler. For my 18th birthday, my birthday cake was a plate of flaming galliano shots. Damn. And I blew them all out, knocked one of the shot glasses over from, let the entire try on fire. And then when everyone, so probably all the alcohol burnt out by the time everyone got to drink it. But as you put the shot glass against your lip, it went... And just like sizzled a little bit. So I'm going to go galliano-guzzler to honor my heritage. So beautiful. This is my red story. Welcome to the castle. All right, here's the right, the answers. Quetzal face Sam, that was Saran. Did you forget his name was Pat? Or was that... No, I just, it just sounded funny. Where is he? Pat? I thought it was Matt. Pat? Pat. Well, okay. Without have changed your answer from Beaker? Nah. Oh, that Beaker's great, because it's got the name thing. But he maybe also has like a red tuft of hair coming up straight up, muppet like. Yeah, yeah. I was thinking of putting Beaker from them up. Too long. Pat the splat. That was Tim. Okay. The house. The big pecker. Ruby went for that. That was Cass. That was good. Cass went for the galliano-guzzler. That was the house, I'm afraid. Thank you. That was me. Yes. And some galliano-guzzler back in the day. No, I don't. I wouldn't have had it in a long time now, but... Yeah. So the liquor, the most of them are like a licorice kind of flavor. Yeah. But you can get vanilla galliano. Yeah. That sounds so good. That's such a pretty name. Oh. Vanilla galliano sounds like the most like spoiled Italian princess you've ever heard. Oh my god. And the bottle's pretty because it's like, it's like a cream color and lilac. Oh. Oh, so no one would suspect you're going to use it as a weapon. No. I would use it as if it was yellow before or anything, to be honest, like the shape of the thing. But yeah, I reckon that wouldn't shatter if you hit someone with the complete base of it. I should say that wasn't like an official store policy or anything. I think they... Their policy was you just give them what they asked for. That's a good story. I'm sure if things came to it, that's what I would have done. Yeah. I'm not going to die for Safeway, but... Maybe I would have. Who knows? I was even more stupid back then. Um, I don't know if that had anything to do with Gosling Gabliano, but that means the correct answer is the little ball of hate. Oh damn. Seren is on the ball. Well, finally. That's great. So, a point for Casa Point for the house and a point for Seren, geez, that tightens things up. Yeah. Does it? I think it does, but to be honest, I forgot to put in the scores for round two, not having a good day today. Round two was the bird, right? Yeah, yeah. Which bird is through? Yeah. Seren got a point. And Casa Point. Yeah. And Casa got a beautiful donut as a treat. Yeah. Casa got like $50 this is a treat. So, after two, after three rounds, so after three rounds, the scores are, Casa on two points, they're out on two points, but out in front, equal on three, it's Ruby in the house. Ooh. Ruby in the house. Ruby in the house. I go to a party hosted by Ruby in the house, like, yeah, it was a dance party. I just thought of the, um, the, the, the, that's so Raven spin off Corey in there. Okay. Yeah. It was okay. It was about Raven's little brother, Corey, living in the White House. I remember. Oh, I didn't see what that sentence was going to end. Yeah. I was just thinking a house. Yeah. You think a house? No. No. The house. Here's question before comes from Patrick J. Early from Bendigo. And the question is, what is the name of an now defunct German snack? It's a, it was commercially available. So it's not just like, you know, a generic thing. It's like a brand name, a brand snack from Germany. I want the English translation. Okay. Yeah. Thank you. No worries. I would have tried to make up German. I would have made a lot of people really upset. While you're writing your answers, here's a little more info about the ball of hate. According to Tim, he received his nickname while playing for the New York Rangers in reference to teammate Ray Ferrari, who was called big ball of hate. Holy shit. Ray Ferrari is such a good name. Despite being, I reckon Ray Ferrari is the kind of guy who might be married to Vanilla Galliano. Despite being one of only 47 players with 500 career goals, he is not a member of the hockey hall of fame. Well, the campaign starts here. Little ball of hate for the hall of fame. All right. While you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. Explaining football to the friend who's just there for the nachos, hard tailgating from home like a pro with snacks and drinks everyone will love, any easy win. And with Instacart helping deliver the snack time MVPs to your door, you're ready for the game in as fast as 30 minutes, so you never miss a play or lose your seat on the couch or have to go head to head for the last chicken wing shop game day faves on Instacart and enjoy $0 delivery fees on your first three gross reorders offer valid for a limited time. Other fees in terms apply. All right. Question number four. What is the name of a now defunct German snack? Gummy's exciting mouth explosion sneaky cheese norties, Feltman's fur babies. I'm looking for sausage, super Dickman's thick nuts or resplendent pretzel. That does work so perfectly, but you can't fault it, but oh, I'd love if that was all right. Shit. Could you save them all again? Gummy's exciting mouth explosion sneaky cheese norties, Feltman's fur babies. I'm looking for sausage, super Dickman's thick nuts or resplendent pretzel. I think we're back to you, Saran. Super Dickman's thick nuts, please. Locked in. All right. What do you think, Cass? Oh, I'm looking for sausage, please. Locked in. Ruby. Uh, sneaky cheese norties, absolutely. Locked in. Yeah. I would like to say I'd like to eat all of these. I think it's so bad. So bad. We should. Yeah. I sometimes think about that. I'd love to be one of those YouTube channels where people just send you weird food and you get to eat them. Oh, I'd love that. I think about it all the time. Like, I considered starting something like that. And then I was like, I get so bad tummy for like the most normal of food. So like something like a strange German treat. I think I'd probably, I don't think I'd boot, but I think I would look like I'm about to die. I think I would probably would. That probably would only help the channel. That'd be good content. Totally. What if you had a snip bucket and you did it like a wine taste? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I go like. Yep. Yep. You know? That's not even the noise I do. Yeah. That would have been a weird noise to make. Yeah. People don't like it when I do that. I'd like it. Did you like it? I did. Okay. Yeah. You want to do what? Here's... No, I'm okay. Here's who wrote the answers. Gummy's exciting mouth explosion. That was Patrick, the question writer. A Feltman's fur babies. That was the house. I liked that. It was really cute. I love like, yeah, you can see where it's the fun. People aren't wanting to eat fur babies, but maybe in German, you know. It's from a Feltman. Those are his fur babies. That's right. Yeah. Is that a man made of Felt or a man who has felt before? He's been felt. I'm a Feltman. Yeah. Once you have, you always are. Tea. I respect it pretzel. Unfortunately, he's not real. That was Saran. Really? He's really good. He's really good. Thank you so much. The fact that, like, yeah. We had to stop. Yeah. It was too good to miss. Thank you. Yeah. You threw the game for us. Sneaky cheese and Audie's. Ruby went for that. That was cast. That was so good. I wish I could give you a sneaky cheese and Audie. I wish I could give you a sneaky... Well, I'm looking for sausage. Cast went for that. That was Ruby. I wish I could give you that as well. And can I say the... Yeah. You say the German. Can I say it? Yes. Suckendicti worst. Translates to. I'm looking for sausage. Now, does that actually translate? Not joking. Suckendicti worst is, I'm looking for sausage. Is that not incredible? That's so beautiful. I only know that because I saw a sign once on the internet and when they say, you know, like, we're hiring, it's literally like, it's been Suckendict, and it's, I'm looking for you. Oh my God. So, Suckendicti worst is, I'm looking for sausage. That's so beautiful. Suckendicti is so gorgeous. I'm, in Germany next month, I'm going to, I'm going to go say that to someone. Yeah. Probably just a deli or something. Eh, Suckendicti verse. Yeah. They'd love it. Well, the reason I put cheese in mine, I love it, is because, sorry, the reason I put cheese in mine is because the only thing I could think of in German was Fezacaster, which means like, it's the word for when you, it's a horse sandwich, it's like a sandwich with horse meat in it. But it literally translates to like horse cheese. Cool. Because like, they essentially make a spam block of horse and just cut the horse off in slices. Oh, it's good. I'm not going to explain how I came up with mine. Okay. Show you're working it out, please. But, sir, and you did get the correct one, it is Super Dick Man's Thick Nuts. Oh my God. That's so special. Super Dick Man's is the, is an ongoing, uh, manufacturer of chocolate treats. Oh, they're still going? And that one product I had was, uh, the actual word, uh, the actual name is, um, Super Dick Man's Dick A Nus. Sorry. How would you say that? Yeah. Dick A Nus. Dick A Nus. Yeah. Dick A Nus. Dick A Nus. Dick A Nus. Which is pretty great. Super Dick Man's Dick A Nus. Yeah. Anyway. Not available anymore. Um, so a point for Saran, point for Cass and a point for Ruby. Oh my God. Everybody gets a fancy special. What? Oh, no. We've got everyone that's a point. Oh. Fuck the house. Everyone gets a point. Yeah. Right. Oh, yeah. Two questions to go. This is, um, uh, from Matt Tilby from Brisbane in Queensland. The question is, why did Spanish goalkeeper Santiago Canizares, uh, miss? The 2002 FIFA World Cup. Why did Spanish goalkeeper Santiago Canizares miss the 2002 FIFA World Cup? While you're writing your answers, here's some more info about them. Thick Nuts. The company is called Super Dick Man, uh, and if you fully, like they're in Reddit forums and stuff, there is a lot of discussion about whether Dick Man should also be, uh, translated, uh, because that would mean it's, um, Fat Man's Thick Nuts. But I went with, I, I took, I kept it as Super Dick Man. That's the brand. Don't translate a surname. Um, so yeah, anyway, um, Patrick writes, uh, seems like they intentionally lean into the joke, which is a bit of fun. Here's a video I found of an old ad for a different product of theirs. Uh, maybe you can play it and the listeners can hear the audio, alright. They, yeah, they know. They know. They know. Why do they get a child to do one of those things? Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. Hmm. Very, the Germans, um, they're not right sometimes. She's so brave for saying it. I'm only saying things brave and true in this life. Okay. The answers are in for question five, penultimate question here. This one comes from, I've already said that. The question is, why did Spanish goalkeeper Santiago Canizares miss the 2002 FIFA World Cup? Option one, he tried to catch his pet bird Sonia after she escaped, but followed her so far away from home that he got lost and did not find his way home before his flight. He dropped a bottle of cologne on his foot while in the bathroom. He tried to cook eggs in the microwave and received scolding burns to his face. That's option three. Option four, he booked in his wedding and honeymoon for the same fortnight, thinking he wouldn't be selected and he couldn't get out of it. Sorry, I got a wedding. I really can't get out of it. I'm trying to get out of your wedding. She said yes, but to this, she said no. Um, option five, he dislocated his right shoulder. Silly thing was it was on his purse on the entire time. Oh, finally, he got his dates mixed up. You arrived and sometimes we don't know when you pause. He thought it was the day after, what was that? It feels like a pretty, I don't know, what are we laughing at here? We're laughing because it was six very believable options. What do you think, Cass? Oh my God, we have, again, I'm so sorry. Pet Bird signer escaped and he followed her away, dropped a bottle of cholera in his foot, tried to cook eggs but burnt his face, booked his wedding, couldn't get out of it. He dislocated his right shoulder, was on his purse the whole time. Or he thought it was the day after he got his dates wrong. So that happens with your glasses, you know, you're like, "Where are they?" Yeah, they were on your head on your head the whole time. Did you dislocate your glasses at how you'd say it? Yeah, you're like, "I haven't located, I've dislocated it." Or like, "mislocated." Mislocated? True. Word's not real. Dislocated? Yeah. It was located. Yeah. I had located. I reckon I'm going to go with not being able to get out of its wedding. Okay. So I'm going to go with that as a cast. Couldn't get out of it. What do you think, Ruby? I'm just going to go with that as well. But, you know, for variety, I feel like I shouldn't. So I think I'm going to go with goalie, right? He's a goalie. Goalie, yep. And like, dropped a bottle of cholera in his foot. You don't even need your feet for that, so I play soccer weekly. I know this. Yeah, his coach would have been like, "You're allowed to use your hands." And so, I think his bird fucked off. Bird fucked off. Yeah. Are you like, sometimes people on the show, they think about being like at a restaurant and cast has already ordered a wedding. And I'm like, "I should get something dinner at dinner." "I should get something dinner different." Yeah, because then like, if we get the same thing and like she wants to try some of mine, I want to try some of hers. It's the same thing. It doesn't make sense. But if I get something different, I can be like, "Do you want to try?" Then she'll be like, "Oh, of course." And you as well. We rotate play. Yeah. Yeah. But the risk is if you order badly, cast will just be like, "No, I think I'm fine." Yeah, that's right. And then that makes me feel really self-conscious as if I cooked to the beginning. How are you going for, sir? I want it to be that he got these days mixed up. Okay. But I think that's it. Yeah. I'm going to walk that in. All right. Look at that. And here's who wrote the answers. "Try to cook eggs, but got scalding burns with his face." That was Matt. Okay. The question writer. Okay. The house. That wasn't... I was like, he's not putting his face in the microwave. Yeah. He wants to see if they're ready. I guess he cooked them, and then eating them didn't realise how hot they were, but... But also then they blowed up. Yeah. I put eggs in the microwave all the time. And have you ever played in a soccer World Cup? Ooh. In... Spanish? Mmm. No. No. He was Spanish. Okay. Or cool, I remember. Before the A accident. Before the A. And he wants to Spanish know somehow. Yeah. I lost my Spanish in a microwave accident. And now he's just a guy. Yeah. He's like, "Can I? I have no home. I want to be Earth." The... He dislocated his right shoulder. Silly thing was... It was on his personal the entire time. I was surrounded. That was really fun. That was really cute. That was really cute. I thought so. But I didn't know whether I should write "mislocated" or "dislocated." No, that's fair. So I'm happy I went with... Oh, I think it... It played. Yeah, it worked. Yeah, I think it had left the twist there still to be made. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it was the day after Saran went for that. That was Ruby. I was mulling over that. That was so long, bro. It's like... I forgot. And then I'm like, "No, it's too simple." I forgot. I forgot. I just thought it was the day after the day. I forgot. Try to catch his bird, Sonia, after it escaped. Ruby went for that. That was Cass. Tea. Thank you for following the bird. I just like... The thing is, it's like you just come up with things that to me feel so true. Little details. Yeah, give it, like, flesh it out. Bring it to life. Sonia. Yeah. Just brought it to life. I just assumed he was running around like, "Sonia!" "Sonia!" "Sonia!" "Mia mode!" Yeah, he's in love with the bird. Spanish? "Mia mode?" See, I'm not sure. I know. Amore is Italian. Yeah. But there's a lot of crossover between people. Yeah, no. That sounds right. Yeah, cool. There's a lot of crossover. Yeah. If I'm wrong, I'll just die. Sonia. Yeah. Abuela. Is I getting a Ruby? Is my grandma? Yeah, we don't know. That's true. You didn't flesh out the entire story. He might not even be a guy. Maybe he's a bird. Bird goalie. I booked in his wedding, couldn't get out of it. I'm afraid Cass. That was the house. Ooh. I thought also that was funny. I was just like... I almost wrote... But his wife would let him, but I thought it was so much funny to be like he couldn't get out of it. Yeah, that's good. That was sticky foot one. That means he dropped a bottle of cologne on his foot, but it cut an artery. Oh my god. So shattered and... Yeah. He would have been shattered. Yeah. Would have been. But he would have smelled great. And I made a goddamn joke about it. And I could have just chosen it. Because you discounted the fact that the goalies, while they don't have to use their feet, they are standing up. They are standing up. Being able to stand does help. Yeah. And like moving. Whoa. I guess I'm just fucking dumb. I didn't... Yeah. I wouldn't have put it exactly like that, but pretty much. You can say it. It's fine. And you can look me in the eyes and you say it too. You're fucking... Nah, you're doing it. That was so difficult. You couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. Have you ever... Any of you guys have pets? Yeah. No. That's a lie. I don't. But like you look at a pet, right? Yes. To look your pet in the eye and say I don't love you. It's... I went to do it as a joke to my housemates cat the other day and I'm like I don't... And my housemate was like that's so funny. I tried to tell her I don't love her and I couldn't do it. And then he tried and also couldn't do it. Oh really? It's really hard. What if that exact moment suddenly they can understand you completely? Yeah. What a risk. The crazy thing is that my pet has done that to me. And what kind of pet do you face? He's a rescue dog and he doesn't love... he loves my partner. That he told you this? Yeah. Sometimes I come home and he's in bed with her. But uh... Cass. How dare you? No but he... Yeah I do love her. Cucked by his own dog. I do love him. Do you have like a dog bed in the corner of the room? That's where you go. He... We keep by... He took over the laundry basket and we were like oh that's... He's kind of his home now. He likes that the best. So we bought a new laundry basket and now he's taken that. He's just... Yeah. He's built and they put him on top of each other. Like multi-story house. He's trying to mess with you. Yeah he's... He's getting in your head man. Yeah. Piers. Our score's going to the final round. So round on three. The house and Cass in second place on four. But out in front of five points it's Ruby. Oh my gosh. Look at it go. Oh my gosh. It feels like it's anyone's game. This is truly anyone's game. Yeah. Triple points up for grabs in the final round. Okay. Truly, truly anyone's game. So this is the film synopsis question. And this one comes from a dog funnily enough. It comes from Rupert the dog. From Brunswick. A local dog too. Cool. And Rupert's question is what is the synopsis of the 2000 film Big Money Hustlers? Oh. But yeah it's not... Hustlers and it's about ER. It's about A. Hustlers. Big Money Hustlers. Well you're writing those answers. Here's an article about that Spanish goalkeeper written by a Mark Burton for the Independent. When the Spain goalkeeper Santiago Canizares reached for the Cologne bottle, he did not exactly come up smelling of roses. As a result of a freak accident he's been ruled out of the World Cup. Other Valencia player who was set to be Spain's first choice keeper suffered a cut tendon in his big toe after he accidentally smashed the bottle against the bathroom sink and a shard of glass dropped onto his foot. The Spain coach Camacho summoned Malaga's uncapped Pedro Contreras to Spain's training camp in Gérrez with real Madrid's Aica Casillas likely to become first choice. The accident came three days after the 23-player Spanish squad gathered to prepare for finals. For someone who had just been deprived of one of the highlights of his career, Canizares was remarkably illusophical. "From the start of my career I have had several strokes of good luck," he said. "But I have also had difficult times. Now I have to overcome this blow to my morale. And in my case that may take a week or just three days. But I've got over things and I can get over this. I will have to fight hard, but that is part of my job. No one makes their way in this world. No one makes their way in the world of football without having to overcome obstacles." All right, the answer in for the final question. What is the synopsis of 2000 film Big Money Hustlers? Here you go. Here's option one. "The tense drama such thriller that delves into the world of corporate corruption and the human cost of unchecked greed. When investigative journalist Sarah Blakely uncovers a billion dollar money laundering operation within one of the world's most powerful investment firms, she becomes a target of ruthless executives willing to do anything to silence her. As she navigates a web of betrayal, danger and moral compromise, Sarah must decide how far she is willing to go to expose the truth, knowing that it could cost her everything. With every step, the stakes rise and the line between justice and survival begins to blur. That's option one. Option two. "After being raised in the Bronx by adoptive African-American parents, transracial white boy Andre Brown, played by Jamie Kennedy, must face the reality of who he is after hustling his wealthy biological parents, played by Alan Cumming and Treylor Howard." Jamie Kennedy. Very 2000. That's option two, option three. Excon Graham Hick has been on the straight and narrow for almost a decade. When he receives a call from his old partner, Mickey the Tooth. Mickey has a job and he needs Graham's help for one last time. This one is big money, literally. Mickey has found the address of the place where they print giant novelty checks, while not accepted by many vendors. There are a few places like office works and shit. [laughter] So it's actually quite a good hustle. A big money hustle. [laughter] That's option three. [laughter] Option four. Big money hustlers is a documentary exposing the dark side of competitive, crash bandicoot speedrunning, where top players like Tim Dashmaster McSweeney and Lenny, Turbo Thumbs, Jerkins, or Jenkins were caught cheating to shave records. Shave seconds off their times. Through interviews with players, whistleblowers and gaming experts, the film reveals the pressure to win, the lure of sponsorships, and the scandal that rocked the speedrunning community. So that's option four. Option five. A group of five unknown, uncool high school freshmen are involved in a bus crash on their way to their first day of school. The crash is small and none of them are injured, but by the time they get to school, a rumor is already spread that all five of them have died. The group introduced themselves to their classmates, the siblings of their dead selves, and Hatcher's scheme to raise money for a huge funeral that will turn into the party of the year. Or finally, Sugar Bear, a street-wise detective from San Francisco, is brought to New York to bring down the notorious crime boss Big Baby Suites, along with his right-hand man, Big Stank, and Lil Poot, and his personal ninja bodyguard, Hack Benjamin. In this epic crime caper, Sugar Bear finds romance with a 300-pound stripper named Missy, foils a donut store robbery by Ape Boy, and gets a visit from the legendary Dolomite, played by Rudy Ray Moore. Sugar Bear's journey is packed with absurd twists, culminating in a wrestling match against Cactus Sack, played by McFolly, and a final showdown where Big Baby Suites' true identity is revealed in the most ridiculous way imaginable. So that's your sixth and final option there. Oh, my God. Joko Ruby, what do you think? I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure Dolomite, there was like a huge, huge gap in Dolomite movies, or Dolomite-related movies. It was like during the black exploitation era, and then like a big gap, and then Eddie Murphy's one. I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that was the case. But it sounds so right. It sounds so right, and that's so funny to me. I like how many names that are there. Also, office works on some shit. It's so fun. I want that in a real synopsis. In saying that I might just go with the last one, because I like how many names are there. All right. I like funny names. I just think it's-- Big Baby Suites are so good. Big Baby Suites rocks so hard. Big Stank and Little Poot. Yeah, yeah. It sounds real to me. It's real to me. I don't have to be real. 2,000 was a very specific time. It was very-- I feel like 2,000 was a very tongue-in-cheek time for comedy movies, and I find big money hustlers with an AS on the end to be a little tongue-in-cheek. So, if I'm wrong, guess I'll die. [LAUGHTER] No pressure. Saran, what do you think? The stakes have risen. I don't know that-- I might die if I get it wrong. But-- You don't have to. Yeah. Well, it's a choice. It's just me, it's chill. I also thought that last one was-- Yeah, the first two were so just boring. They sounded like-- Yeah. Boring. They sounded like real movies. They sounded like boring. The second one was African-American parents, but it was played by Alan Cumming or something. I know adoptive African-American parents and then wealthy biological parents. Oh, true. [SINGING] Yeah, maybe that one. No, actually, I'm going to unlock in the Crash Bandicoot. Yeah. The Docko. That's a Docko. All right, locking that in for Saran. What do you think, Cass? I was also going to go for the one with Big Sweet, but Ruby and I share our meals. So I have been thinking about Alan Cumming all week, so I'm going to go with the one that had Alan Cumming all week. Which Alan are you thinking about Cumming all week? [LAUGHTER] That's so good, but it's so funny. [LAUGHTER] That's good. Alan Delon? I actually don't know any other-- Alan. What order? Alan De Bruh. Alan Alda? I don't know any Alan's. Oh, yeah, Alan Alda. Is Alan Alda the one from Mass? Yeah. Yeah. [SINGING] I don't know that man. Yeah. Alan. Alan DeGeneres? Yeah, Alan DeGeneres. Peter Allen. Are the boys from Oz? Oh, no, no, no. OK. Yeah, Peter Allen. That's my answer. That's my answer. I'm thinking about Cumming all week. All right. Here's the answers. What are the first ones which our friend Scott is boring with the investigative journalist Sarah Blakely. That was written by a dog, so. [LAUGHTER] That was written by Rupert the Dog, all right? So pretty impressive when you think of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Impressive. [LAUGHTER] Excon Graham Hick. This is the one about that says-- The one final score? Is that in? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The big score. Mickey the Tooth. I'm just trying to find the line that you liked. Office works and shit. That was written by Saran. Really beautiful. It was so cute. It was so cute. I remember it. Mariam Hick was-- [LAUGHTER] Yeah. It was actually pretty believable up until-- Yeah. I thought-- I was like, is Saran actually trying on this one? [LAUGHTER] It felt like you started just getting annoyed by your answer in the middle of it. I think that's how we offer rides. Like, I can't stay sincere for-- I wanted it to be believable up until the giant novel decades. Yeah, that's where it hit. That's where it hit. It was beautiful. Yeah, that was a bit of fun there. [LAUGHTER] The unknown school-- high school kids who-- I think this is really fun. The other kids think they're dead, so they're fake. They're on death trying to raise money for a funeral. That was Cass Page. That sounds like a movie I'd watch. That sounds awesome. That sounds awesome. Thank you. Yeah. If anyone wants to fund it-- [LAUGHTER] Cass went for the one where Jamie Kennedy played a transracial white boy, Andre Brown. That was Ruby. Beautiful. Thank you. That is so believable. Jamie Kennedy doing that sort of-- Like pretending to be like, quote unquote, gangster. Yeah. You know what's even funnier? Alan coming in trailer-- Howard. Howard. And Jamie Kennedy, all just in Son of the Mask. Oh, right. So what's in the before? Oh, they've all worked together. Oh, they've all worked together. And then they work together again in this movie. Beautiful. Same director as well. Yeah. Yeah. [LAUGHTER] And that means-- Wait, no. So Ran went for the Crash Bandicoot Docko. That was also written by a dog. Oh, yeah. Named Rupert. [LAUGHTER] And that means the correct answer is what Ruby went for. Sugar bear, big baby sweets, big stank and a little pooch. Sugar pooch. Yay. It was actually an insane clown posse movie. Oh. No, it is. Yes. I know that. Really? Oh. Maybe my brain was like, oh, I want it to be real. No, because I love insane clown posse. Not their music. I love them as a concert. So I feel like that was like sleeping within me. They're sweeties, yeah. I think-- yeah. But also, they-- I think they weren't-- I don't know. It's like-- it's a little all over the place. But I know one of them has like a furry kid. Has a kid who's a furry. Is he a felt man? [LAUGHTER] You've got a furry man. But he's very supportive of them. There's a lot of root at the dog road about the film. Big Money Hustlers was written by and stars violent jay of insane clown posse along with ICP's "Other Half Shaggy 2 Dope" as well as several of their friends and other artists under their psychopathic records label. This is from "Wicki." Big Money Hustlers was shot in New York. Most of the crew disliked the movie and the cast. They went on strike twice, while only a few crew members continued to work. The movie was shot in two months, but went way over budget. Halfway through the movie, Bruce-- who's Bruce? [LAUGHTER] Who's Bruce? The real name of one of the insane clown posse goes. Halfway through the movie, Bruce had to pay 100 grand of his own money to continue filming. I never paid the crew for the last two weeks of work due to the film going so far over budget. So yeah, that sounds like that, great. No. I'm taking back the sweetie allegations to defeat them. I'm guessing unless they've got no money left at all, it feels weird for rich people to go, our money-- our budget-- we're over budget so we can't pay you. What? Yeah. But Rupert the Dog says, "My owner, Cam, was a diehard insane clown posse fan." OK, a juggalo. Yeah. "As a teenager and spent a lot of time tracking down a bootleg VHS of this when it came out." He also got to see them in 2004 when they visited Melbourne dressed up with the face paint and everything. Cool stuff. Cool stuff. Cool stuff. Rod Tomatoes, there's not enough reviews for a critics score, but the audience have it at 89%. The juggalo's came out in force for the film. Yeah. What do they say juggalo's rise up? Yeah, they rose up for this. Yeah, they rose up for this one. Terry W wrote a review there writing. I mean, I expect it OK, but this is barely watchable, honestly. But after a few drinks, it was all right. Plus, it's insane clown posse, so five stars regardless. There's a guy who walks inside clown posse and he's like, "It was barely watchable." Have you guys ever drunk Fago? Which is like, Fago is like the juggalo drink. Oh, man. It is like the go-to juggalo drink. That shit is poison. OK. What does it taste like? It's just sweet, like, syrupy soft drink, but like too sweet. Oh. Like it... Are you meant to mix it? I don't know. Maybe. Maybe. Fago once. I think I have the pineapple flavor. Maybe it was the wrong choice, but it tasted bad. No, it's the... I only just... Is ICP, is that like a joke? Insane clown posse. Not like I can see... ICP. ICP. Yeah, like I see UP. Is that what it is? Is that meant to be like that? Maybe. I think they have beautiful ones. Pretty clever it is. Yeah. They named their group Insane Clown Posse. They could say ICP a lot. Yeah. Yeah. They were like, "Yeah, no, the joke isn't that we're clowns. It's just that we're always seeing peers." Yeah. We see dead piss. We see dead piss. We watch piss. WWE. All right. The scores are in. After the game has been completed. In fourth place, on three points, it's Saran. Thank you. But you did the best answers. You did so many really good answers. I won over heart. Yeah. You won on heart points. Yeah. Didn't win over minds. Didn't win over hearts. In third place on four points, it's Cass Page. Oh, it's an honor to be here. In second place on five points, it's the house. But way out in front of eleven points, it's Rudy. It is moving points. She's so cute. Look at your triple points in the final round really exploded you. Thank you. You were already leading, but it really made that a big win. It's really interesting because the last time I was on, I didn't win. I think Alexi came in clutch by the end. Oh, yeah. And the movie question at the end is really playing into his big time. What would you call it? Movie skillset. Skillset. Thank you. He's playing into movie. He's right. The whole thing. Yeah. But I definitely did well last time based on knowing answers. Yeah. People normally don't, but you can't. And you too. You knew a third of the answers. It was insane. It's quite posy. This time. But this time I think I did well on being very convincing. I think that was my bag. I just speak like it's the truth even though I lie. Where can people find you Ruby? You can find me on Back Pocket at 7pm on Twitch.tv/backpocket or on Twitter @RubyInus. And is that, it's up there. People don't watch it live. Like if they're... You can watch it on YouTube. Yeah, someone somewhere else. Yeah. If you're like somewhere else and not around like where I am, it's not the same time. No, but they can watch on catch up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, what's it live in the middle of the night? Why wouldn't they? Why not? Stay up. Yeah. But you can watch it on YouTube @backpocketvids. Probably with a Z, is that? I wish. I suggested that. And they were like, no. And I'm like, but it's cool. Yeah. Zen calls it anything up. It really does. That is good, but when you have a Z. If there's enough Z, it's like you're sleeping. Yeah. Which is really cool. That's my favorite state to be in. It's like one Z on the end of something wakes you up. Yeah. But then too many puts you to sleep. True. What can people find you, Cass? Yeah. At Cass Cass Page on all of the socials. Listen to, being hot is hard. Listen to, shut up a second. I think so. And you've not come in. Oh, yeah. You got to. I'd love to be there. That's the rules. But you guys have been on. So if you like Ruby Matt, get on. Ruby's been on being hot as hard as well. It's a podcast where we interview hot people about being hot. And it rocks because it's me and my other host Zoe sitting on our phones being like, who do we know who's hot? And funny. And I haven't been on, but it's all right. It's all right. Seren, where can people find you? Well, I just got invited to be on this hot podcast. I at Seren comedy on Instagram and all the other things. And then also, well, this will be, yeah, I think you said this is after, but I'll be at Melbourne, French, when that's happened already. Okay. You had a great run. Yeah. I killed it at the Melbourne, French. No, yeah. Seren comedy. People should be coming, getting ready for the 2025 festival season. That's what that show was just warming up for. Exactly. It's going to be a lot of fun. Adelaide, Melbourne, et cetera. Yeah. So good. Anything else anyone needs to say? It's an absolute comedy. I apologise. It is with an S. I'm thinking about changing it to a Z, though. Yeah, yeah. After this. Zuran. Yeah. Yours is with my ears, too. None of us have Z's. We all have S's. Yeah. Ruby in is... Well, that's like a... That'd be cool that'd be like Spanish. Yeah. It's a Spanish thing. It's a Z sound in is. No, in is. Oh. Yeah, because it's like Scottish. I would actually change it. Yeah. It would make it... It would add a little bit of swag. Have I been saying it wrong all these weeks? It'd work me. All these weeks? Like, I can't tell. So, like, I think you're fine. Because I don't announce that, right? I don't do words too good either. Don't worry. I've had, um, on the show, uh, uh, like my... One of my co-hosts will start saying, like, taking words out of a sentence. Like, "Oh, I do this good." Or like, "It do like this." And they'll go, "Oh, I'm talking like Ruby." And I'm like, "Are you saying I'm stupid?" To me, that sounds like talking like sance pants, people. They take out words as well. Yeah. Interwesting. Yeah. Very interesting. Uh, thanks so much for listening everyone at home. Give us a pass over to you. Why not? Um, I'll see it and it'll make me feel good. Uh, at least momentarily. Uh, maybe we recommended a friend of mine, Jordan. Cheers for Trineena, who knew it with Matt Stewart. Now that you know it, I'll be Matt Stewart. Goodbye. I'm hearing that Clips is good. Clips it? I think Clips could be big. Yeah. I'm going to be a big move. It's probably the first person to ever do it. I'm like, "Oh, I'm going to start doing it." And if it takes off, I reckon others like Joe Rogan. Yeah. Um, I can't think of any other... What do you think he looks like? I'm just excited to see what everyone looks like. Yeah. Yeah, they feel like... Friends in my head, but I have no idea what they want. Yeah. You, in particular, don't have a mind's eye. Like, I will really benefit from the Clips, Matt. Yeah. No mind's eye for you? Yeah, no mind's eye. Does that mean you can't, like, think of an apple? I can think of an apple. I can't see it. You can't see it. Can't really. Some people can rotate it. Isn't it? Yes. Is it a word apple? Or do you just... Are you just, like, concept of apple? Um... No, like, can you see an apple? Yeah. Yeah. So I can't do that. Are you... Can you taste it or anything? No. You can't think of the flavour. I can, um... With my mind. Yeah. Can I taste it? Yeah. Yeah. Or do you just go sweet? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Juicy. That's good apple. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. It's a red gala. Ooh. That's a mid-tier apple. Yeah. That's kind of like a... Ugh. It's better than a red delicious. Yeah. But it's not as good as a Fuji. I don't have a mind size. Or a pink lady. A pink lady. A good pink lady. A pink lady and the Fuji. They're the kings of the... What's the worst, Granny? I think... No, Granny Smith. Red... Red delicious. They are a rock. Yeah. They're as hard as a rock. I learned that Granny Smiths are the only apples that can help with nausea. Oh, really? Yeah. Which kind of nausea? No, nausea in general. Oh. You just have a Granny Smith and you're good. Yeah. I think it's the... It's something about the acidity. It's the green. Oh, it's because it's green. It's green. It's rock. You just roll it around on your stomach. Yeah. It's sort of like a massage. Kind of ball. I think that it feels so good. But this is like so unrelated. I should say welcome to getting pretty with Matt and the boys. That's a clip. Look at our first clip. Sick. That's a clip for the end for sure. Umm. Hey, my headphones aren't working. Oh, are they plugged in? No. They're not plugged in at all. Where do they go? In there. I've jacked into the mainframe. We did it. Mmm. I've never been so confident with an answer in my life. Sometimes when I spit, like it's so real. It's crazy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like the words you spit. The words I'm spitting. Like it's straight. Sorry. Ugh. It's straight facts is what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even if it's wrong. But words is not real. So like you can kind of just. Like you can say anything. That is such a good point. Yeah. It's not real. Yeah. Yeah. So like every answer that you're about to say. Hypothetically is correct. What? I mean. Because words is not real. And the problem with this show is, you know, one of them. The fake ones is going to be so good. It's going to be better than the real one. And within like a hundred years, that's what the meaning will be. Exactly. Oh, you're influencing. You're changing minds. Yeah. Well, we are. Yeah. Like in like, I'm going to say like 1700s England. When. When there was the old timey podcast of who knew it. We matched you. I'm assuming that, you know, there was like a, like your ancestor was doing that. Yeah. Who's Navy? Who's Navy? Exactly. So when that was happening, T obviously meant T. But then one of the guests said that it meant like when you like say some information. And then that's years later what it's become. Yeah. Wait, what did you mean when you said T obviously meant T? T is like, like, like the drink. But T is like when you're spilling that tea, when you're spilling that truth. Tea. You know what I mean? Yeah. Tea for truth. Tea for tea. Yeah. Spilling that. Tea. Yeah. Oh my God. I saw that in the substance. But she did that. She did do that. She did do that. Spoilers. Sorry. Somebody clips. Oh, and Ruby, you don't have to, you don't have to describe it. You just need the name. Yep. So I do, I'm wordy by default. No, no, no worries. So in my answer for the last one, I started it with gish gallop verb. And I read none of it out. You did not. Probably for the best. That's good. Do you hear the phonetic pronunciations? I wish I did. Yeah. It was like probably I'm later than something I've never figured out. I wrote gish gallop verb and then I was like, don't push it either. Hey, you got the points? Yeah. Because Matt didn't bring it out. So. Yeah. Have you ever thought of using that? Oh, that's beautiful. Three beautiful options. They had to go with the three ones that are already down as options. Very good. And that's six. Leave that in Connor. That makes sense. You don't know. You're not used Connor against me, sir. Connor. And Connor knows this. I've literally said to him. Hey, I pay Connor now. I've got to edit something for me. So he's on my payroll too. Yeah. Well, I mean, he listens. He answers to me. Not for this. I literally tell him to cut anything that I say that bombs. That's awesome. That's so sick. So some of these episodes are like 20 minutes. I hope so. I don't listen back to that idea. I'm really trusting him. We do our live show and I like to think that everything I say goes really well. But the bad thing about a live stream is when something does bomb, it does not get edited as out because it's live and you just sit there and everyone else on the couch just looks at you. It's such a funny feeling because you're like, I think where a nice audience for each other, you obviously don't even realize what I was saying was meant to be funny. They're just sitting there confused. Yeah. They're just like, oh. Yeah. It's great. It feels awesome. It does feel really good. Yeah. But that's all edited out from the show. Yeah, awesome. Thank God. Thank God. But if I ever stop talking, you can just laugh. Because I probably was. Sorry. Yeah. The problem is I speak slow as well. So who knows what to pause and what's the end of a sentence? True. See? Cass, what's up? Who have you had on getting hot lightly? We have had, oh, we've had a really good run of guests actually. We've had Frankie McNair. We're about to have Irvie and Bron. Broncuss. We're about to have... Yeah. Oh my God, we just had Han. Yeah, who have you had yet? Maran, Han, Irvie, Frankie, Bron. It's a great run. Really good run. Everyone but Frankie's been on this show before as well. Frankie's been on this show. Frankie's been on this show? Yes. No, Frankie, how's Frankie been on this show? Frankie met Ruby doing this show recently. No, no. Don't you know who I am? Oh my God. That was, you were making me feel like I'd lost my mind. Right? Well, Frankie, we'll be on the show. We're just going to find out a time that we can make it work. But obviously, pretty busy person. I'm like, you're through it. Wow. It is a school day. I'd ask Cass probably answer and... Actually, it's randomly available. But I ask Cass. I think I've been on it the most. David, you probably are up to. But Cass is busy. No, I've got a job. Yeah. I think that counts as busyness. I deserve employment. I don't deserve to work. Yeah. Love to work. Hate to work. Yes. True. I actually think when this episode comes out, I'm going to be in Germany. Let me check. That feels important. And you're going to say so-condicted worse. Hopefully someone reminds me. You will be so-condicted worse. You will be looking for sausage. It's true. Yeah. Cotta. I mean, you literally went in Germany. You've got to eat some sausage. I recommend looking for some horse cheese as well. Yeah. It's pretty good. I think literally. They do good chocolate, yeah? That's like a German thing. Yeah. Do you want a good chocolate? I'm going to have to have some dikmans. Mmm. That looks great though. It's like fluffy white inside. There's a treat like that already where it's like chocolate and then a marshmallow on the inside. Is that a thing? A snowball. Snowball? Snowball maybe? Yeah. Chocolate with marshmallow on the inside. Mmm. There's also this Scottish one, the really famous Scottish one with the marshmallow on the inside. It's like a snowball, but oh my god. And that's the biscuit one. It's like a coat of something royal or something. Yeah. Chocolate royal maybe. It's got a marshmallow, a biscuit and jam. Mmm. And you crack them on your head. Or are used to the kid and then you pick off the chocolate on the top. And you're on the marshmallow bit and then you eat the biscuit. Is that a universal thing? That is correct, yes. From halfway through that I'm like, am I standing insane right now? No, that's right. That's right. Okay, great. We all did it. Yeah, it's more like we all did it. You didn't have to talk about it. We were there. Tea cakes. Tea cake. Chocolate tea cakes. Oh yeah. The ones that you can get in Scotland are much nicer than the ones you can get here. They make them different. They're somehow softer and more delicate. Mmm. Soft and more delicate. Yeah. And they do, I made such an effort not to crack any on the way home. And then I cracked it much. I'm like, I guess I have to need them. Can't give these always gifts. This is also the Canadian Whippet. They're the ones that have the little biscuit on the bottom. Canadian Whippet. Yeah. Yeah. That's the one I'm thinking of. Like Cola. Hell yeah. I think that's what I would have called a... Whippets. We call Whippets something else. Yeah. Whippets are a different thing for us. Yeah. Talking about dogs is a... A whippets are a third thing for us. Right. No, because we don't use the word whippets. We use nangs. Yeah, nangs, whippets. Whippets is an American. I think Whippets was if you used a can whipped cream. I thought that was still an American. It's still the same thing, isn't it? I think... We just say nangs. Yeah, no one's doing whippets from a can whipped cream. People are just eating whipped cream. Yeah. But you just do nangs. You just do nangs. And nanganate up. I want to know what those are really called because I really like whipped cream. And when I... One of my first jobs was in the cafe. And I got to use the whipped cream machine. And I was so excited and I loved it and all I wanted was to own it. Royals. True. Yes. Yum. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it's royals. Remember, that was... If they were on special or something and get a couple in the lunch box. Is it a kid? Oh. That's a special day. Boy. Yeah. Looking back, it's funny to think it's like, "What happened to mom and dad that week? They ever... They had a win at the table. How are we getting royals in the box?" Mmm. Never know. Unless I guess I could ask them. Yeah, just chat. I'm guessing it's probably... They were on sale? On sale. Yep. Yeah. Or you ask them and they're like, "That's actually a really personal question." Yeah. Those weeks, yeah. We can't talk about those ones. We can't talk about that. Yeah. I'm not waiting in line for a party. I really want to go... Yeah. And get in. But waiting in line to get into a party is just not my kind of... I don't think anything's worth lining up for. No. Like, I actually agree and I worked in retail for so long. So, that I'm comfortable with saying. Yeah. Yeah. Anytime I saw people, like, lining up for a midnight launch of a game, I was like, "Don't." Yeah. You'll be able to walk in and get it tomorrow. Yeah. You're literally going to get in eventually. So, like... I don't know. That bit... Oh, I've only lined up for one thing, like, early. And that was Carly Rae Jepsen, live at the end more. And it was worth it. I got directly in front of her. I was at the very, very front and she was right there. And she is so small. Yeah, right. I could fit him in my pocket probably. Right. Tiny. Did he want me? Did he take her? I thought about it. I was like, "I think she'd be chill with my vibe." Mm-hmm. And, you know, I'm willing to get some sick, horrible surgery to give myself, like, a kangaroo pouch. Okay. And then she can just live in it. I don't think she'd like it. I think she'd think I'm a freak of nature. I think she'd respect that you were doing you. Yeah. I think she'd respect that I did something so, like, body horrific and heinous for the sake of her comfort. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because you want her to be warm. Yeah. And she is this big. She's literally this big. Would you be permanently in pain because of the surgery? Um, things heal. Okay. We're in seal. You know? It's a body mod. It'll be fine. We've got nary's pierce. It's the same thing. Yeah. It's a sacrifice you're making. If anything, it's a sack. Oh. Oh, and it's a new orifice? Yes. Because it's like a pouch. Brother. And then, yeah, if she doesn't like it, you've still got an extra, you've got a pouch. I'm still a beautiful kangaroo looking for... No pockets required. Yeah. No pack, pocket. That's where I work. What would be in us on back pocket every week? It's chill. What is it? Do you want to explain it a little bit more? Yeah. It's like if it's like opposite Graham Norton, but about video games. So instead of one guy with a funny voice, um, talking to three people, um, it's three people talking to one guy with a funny voice, um, and it's about video games. Yeah, no, so we've got three hosts every week and then we get a guest, uh, when we talk about video games, it's, we start off with gaming news, then jump into what we've been playing that week and then do a few game show segments for fun. Yeah, sick. I think a bunch of our listeners will be familiar with the gaming game show, a bit of overlap with guests and stuff on that. Yeah, definitely. Like Sydney's gaming game. Pretty much. And like I, the, the, that's kind of, it's one of the hardest things about getting people on the show is like, there's so many people from the industry, but also in comedy that play video games that are in Melbourne. Like I, I, I have been thinking about it for such a long time to get some of the gaming game. I'm sure. Yeah. Yeah. Not only are they in Melbourne, but you have to find someone who has a funny voice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just one. Yeah. Which actually makes a little easier because like if we got two people on with funny voices, like we're in the world, are you going to find two people with funny voices? Too difficult. It's too hard. Yeah. Yeah. You're just talking specifically about the Irish accent though, right? Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Or, um, any of like the UK accents that are weird, you know, can you give us an example of one? Is that all of them? Like, like, um, there's the, the, like a Manchester accent is kind of silly. Manchester. Oh, that's really good. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think there are any of them are funny. I think they're all beautiful. But also dairy. That's wrong. Dairy so good. Dairy so good. Dairy accent. Oh, yeah. Fantastic. I, because I love dairy girls. Big fan. Oh, it's amazing. Such a good show. And like, like there's just a line that like rattles around in my head all the time just like, I think I'm a lesbian. Haha. How do you not? I am. And it's just that. Just go, go, go, go, go. Because the way that they say it's so beautiful. I love it. So good. And some of our listeners from those areas right now are thinking, how dare you for weird speaking people. No, that's a thing though. We all sound super funny as well. I think everybody's got a weird voice. Yeah. I sound f*cked. My favourite is when people say they don't have an accent. What does that mean? What does that mean? I hate that one. I actually don't have an accent like, no, this is a neutral accent. No, it's funny. It's almost always Americans. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a neutral American accent, I think. And I think that confused that with a neutral world accent. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody speaks American, you know. Yeah. They're at the centre of the world in a lot of ways. The entertainment world. God bless America. Video games come from there. I bet you're. Some. Yeah. Not all. Not all. Japan's pretty big. Yeah. Australia's got some really good games coming out of it. Really? Cult of the Lamb is from Australia. Cult of the Lamb. Great game. Yeah. Cult of the Lamb. Hollow Knight. Untitled Goose game. Yeah. Classic. Gubbins came from Australia. They're... God, they're so so many. Even like the, in the early mobile days, you've got like Fruit Ninja, Jetpack Joyride. They come from Australia as well. Yeah. We did Fruit Ninja. We did Fruit Ninja. That's beautiful. We also did Crossy Road. Yeah. Bloody hell. Oh. I think I'd have heard of some of those. Yeah. What's the one that got nominated for Grammy? Da da da da da da da da. Some of Full Studios made it. It's Stray Gods. Stray Gods. Stray Gods. Oh, even in big games, Elle Noir is an Australian made game. It was made by Team Bondi. Oh, yeah. Cool. Bloody hell. Fun facts. They were all really fun facts. Yeah. I love the Australian games industry. I do too now that I know what exists. I'm glad. No, I knew about Goose games. Yeah. No about Goose game. What about Super Nintendo Cricket? Potentially. No. We had a huge, there was a huge history of licensed games in Australia. Like back in the day, so many licensed games were made in Australia. So like potentially. Yeah, sick. Like we're still making AFL games. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. And are they good? Yeah. I feel like people in gaming and people in who like football, I don't think anyone particularly likes them. It's Joel Doosha. And that's End of List. Yeah. Oh, I don't know if he likes that game, but he certainly likes, he certainly has a football podcast. Yeah. And a video game podcast. Yeah. Yeah. And have you seen the current trend online where it'll be men, what, like, they'll do a like a stitch for two talk or whatever, and they'll recreate a bird's mating dance, but they'll be dressed in like, you know, a suit or whatever. And so they're like doing all these leg slides and like putting their arms out like the bird, but they will genuinely try and look hot. And women are like, oh, no, the mating dance is working. This guy looks resplendent. I have not seen that trend. My algorithm is broken. What do you say? Yeah. What are you getting? I get, I get the hot balls. Sorry. The hot metal balls. Oh, back. It's a cool. You don't get the hot metal balls? No. Yeah. Putting the hot metal balls into stuff. Oh, okay. Okay. I was thinking of ball jacuzzi. Remember the ball jacuzzi? Yeah. Remember the ball jacuzzi? It's a new form of birth control. If you've got pinus, yeah. So like sack going hot tub radiates a little bit, um, and you're cooking your balls. You're cooking your balls. And then I think you do it every month or three months. You're like tea bagging a deep fryer. Tea bagging a deep fryer, but it's like a little, little mini hot tub that does a little bit of radiation and then when it's ready again, you do it again. You're battering your balls. Can I just point out that if you are health minded, it would, you could also, um, tea bag in an air fryer. This is tea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 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