Phone Taps
Lizette Slept Over Last Night
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Let's see what happens in today's Danielle phone tap. Hello. Hi. Can I talk to John, please? I'm sorry. Is John home? I know he's not. He left the work. Can I ask you to speak? Yes, Lizette. Can you do me a favor? Okay. Can you run down to his room and just check in his bed and see if I left my iPod there. Wait, who is this? Lizette. Lizette. Yeah, I was there last night. I came over and I spent the night and I left my iPod this morning. I'm on my way to the gym. I need to get it. Can you just go run down and check and see if it's there? Wait a minute. You spent the night at my house last night. I spent the night at John's house last night. Okay, John is my son. Okay. And your point. You spent the night at my house last night. Okay. Well, what does it have to do with my iPod? Can you just go check and see if it's there? Oh, my God, I can't believe you're talking to me like this. Go to you. How did you move my son? What? I make your son at work. Can you just go and get the iPod? It's probably underneath the shades or never mentioned you before. My son has never said anything. My son is not allowed to have girls in the house. Okay. He's 18 years old. He can do whatever he wants, lady. Come on. I can't believe you're talking to me like this. This is unbelievable. All I did was call to get my iPod and you're acting like I'm some kind of tramp or something. I've been seeing your son. You are a few spent the night with my son downstairs and I didn't know about it. You are a tramp. Maybe you're from medieval time through whatever, but that's how it works nowadays. You meet someone you date and then you wind up sleeping with them or spending the night. That's how it works. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. That's hilarious. You her mom. She was actually nice to me. Yeah. Well, I don't think she's gonna be so nice to me. Oh, she's calling. She's calling. All right. Don't pick it up. We're gonna miss the call. We're gonna call her back. All right. Okay. Here we go. Hello. Hey, mom. I miss my call. John, what's up? You going on? I get a call from a Lisa. She left her iPod there. She what is this all about? I don't know what you're talking about. Mom. You know, you know what I'm talking about this morning. What are you talking about? Stop. Why? I'm not doing anything. Okay. Who is with that? And what was she doing in your room last night? How do how do you know her? Who are you? You have been growing that? Is this the first moment you have you had millions of girls every night? Shall I have you sleeping in my bed with me so I can make sure that there's no coming in and out for eating in and out. Anything in your bed? What are you talking about? I was talking all the way on you. How am I gonna ever let you move out of the house? What's going on? Who is with that? Was that this girl? I met like a while back, but she wasn't she wasn't there last night. Don't bull. Well, maybe she stopped by for a little bit like, you know, like 10, 30 or so, but she was gone by like 11. Her story is that she spent the night with you last night. What is he in a stripper? Mom, I don't beat strippers. What are you talking about? I've been helping you've never brought her home to me. How come you've never introduced me to her? You know the rules of my life like a crazy woman like you're being right now. I'm not being a crazy woman. If I don't keep a watch on you, look at the stupid decisions that you're making. You're spending the night with some girl. I've never met her before. When do I get me? We use protection. What do you want? Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. What? What? All right, I want to meet her right away. Well, I don't know if that's a good idea. Why is that? Well, because I don't want you to like scare her away. I really like her. I think she's cool. I'm your mother. I know that's what I'm afraid of. What is that supposed to mean? I mean, you're yelling at me. You're going to yell at her. I'm not going to yell at her. Actually, I think I was very nice considering the shot I just got that she spent the entire night in your room. Well, I have my own entrance and everything. I mean, it's kind of like its own apartment. Let me tell you something. I want the kind of girl who's going to be on a couple dates with you and then come home and sleep with you. That's not the kind of girl that you want to be dating. What are you saying? I'm like not cool enough that girls want to sleep with me? No, that's it. I'm putting a video camera out there so I can keep an eye on you. Well, I know who you are calling in and out of your entrance. Oh my God. Mom, you don't need to put a video camera outside of my door. Well, currently I do. You're going to say all the stuff that's going on. Well, I figured, you know, somebody needs to like have some fun in the house. Mom, Mom, I promise it won't happen again. You're waking up right now? Mom, Mom, actually there is no Lizette. This is Daniel Manaro from Elvis Duran in the morning show and you just got phone tapped. Oh my God. He didn't bring home any girls. Oh my God, I'm not in my applications. Oh my God. He actually even put the iPod in the bed himself. That was a good move, right? Oh my God. The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tap was prerecorded with permission granted by all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the morning show. There's only one feeling like knowing your banker personally. Like growing up with a bank you can count on. Like being sure what you've earned is safe, secure and local. There's only one feeling like knowing you're supporting your community. You deserve more from a bank. You deserve an institution that stood strong for generations. Bank of Colorado, there's only one member FDIC.
John is not allowed to have girls sleep over while he lives at his mom's, so Danielle calls as the girl he snuck in last night!