Get ready. Ready. Ready. We're going viral. Get ready. Ready. Ready. We're going viral. Hello everyone and welcome back to another installment of the viral podcast. I'm your host Chelsea Lynn. I'm your host Paige Jin. Thank you guys for joining us another week. We couldn't do this without you. We wouldn't have a podcast without you. Thank you for listening. Thank you for helping us take over the world. Thank you for having ears. Thank you for clicking. We love you and we have Brett and Maggie here today. Hello. Hello. Hello. How you doing over there? Really good. Kind of tired actually, you know, from things. What are you tired from, Brett? You know, just driving a lot. I'm sick and tired of being sick. You drove from your house to here, but I got you. Twenty five minutes. Yeah. No, before that. You can be tired. You can be too tired. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes people get tired. Yeah. Do we have the timer set? Well, the timer said it were at nine, nine minutes and 30 seconds left. So we did good for 30 seconds. Okay. You know what's the trip is? How quick and how loud you can just start snoring in a car? What you mean? Yeah. What are you talking about? On tour. Let's talk about tour. It seems like you're going snorkeling. Yeah. So I'm good at sleeping in a car. Oh, I can sleep in a car. I can set up straight. This is me. Yeah. So you're good at that. Yeah. Well, I've told you, if I snore, just tap me. Just say, shut up. But then we don't want to do that. You're in REM, you know. But then it will start up two minutes later. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Thank you for thinking about my room. Yeah. Yeah. You're your basketball room. Thank you for thinking about. Thank you for respecting my room. But I don't mind if you nudge me if I'm being loud. Yeah. First, you know, put some earbuds in and listen to maybe some, you know, music, but if that'll work. I tried one time and I could hear you through it. And I was just like, dang, you know what? That's a really cool talent to have. I can fall asleep in one minute. No, she can fall asleep in one second at home. But I have to be in a bed for you to be able to sleep wherever is one of a goal. Yeah. Because sleeping is everything to me. And I need a lot of it. So I can make it happen. Our friend Tiana, when we're on set of plex, she could sleep anywhere to sleep anywhere. Great. It's pretty good at it. Yeah. Well, I do want to talk about tour a little bit. We've been having a blast. But before we get into a few tour stories tonight, tonight, we're going to be in Minneapolis. Yeah. And then we're going to have shows in Chicago, Indianapolis, Columbus, Detroit, Philly, Boston, New York City, Charlotte, and we're ending the tour in Atlanta. A lot of those shows are sold out, not all of them, please go to the Varo podcast.co and get your tickets and pull up. Come on. Come on. Come on. Hey, this is, this is us. T. Ready? Come on. Come on. Hey, come to a show. Hey, come on. Get your ticket. Take it. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Swipe up. Get your ticket and come on. Because we've been having a blast. Oh, dude. I love tour. I know she guys finger bang with your middle. Yeah. And I like totals. Well, and I will say this. Oh, we have another. Oh, sorry. Tour is, I thrive on tour, dude. I like, I really love it. You love tour. I knew we would have fun, but I'm having more fun than I ever thought possible, like at the shows. I knew they would be fun, but I am absolutely having the time of my life. They end almost too quick for me. Like I'm up there going one other shows already done and Chelsea's like, dude, we've gone over time and I still just like, I want to keep doing this. I know. So here's the thing. Like we're booked for an hour and a half. It's an hour and a half show that's pretty normal in common for a show like this or a comedy show. It's pretty normal. Some venues will let you go over and they're not not a big deal. Some venues are union and you cannot go over. You'll be charged a big hefty fee. It's a big deal. Like, you can't go over your time, blah, blah. But the ones that we can go over, we have been. Oh, we make sure to go over. Yeah, we have been. And we'll go like an hour and 45 minutes, and I'm not even kidding you. And y'all will know if you've been to a show, it feels like the show lasts 20 minutes. It goes by so fast because we're having so much fun. But I guess it's good. Yeah. It's better that way than having to drag on. And then you're like, oh, damn, I'm getting sleepy. Exactly. Oh my gosh. It's almost like we could, I feel like we could just do everything again that we already just did, you know, like do trivia all over again in the rock fucker thing. Brad, you just, your time, you said the effort. You messed up. We don't get money, but Brad, Brad, that's why we tell you to lean back. No, what are you looking at me like that for? I'm not. You should see him behind. I just, I just play crickets. I just saw him go. He's doing that, bro. Did you hear my clay, the crickets? Brad, stop. He connected his computer and he's got all the sounds because he thinks since he was playing the sounds on the stage. Yeah, I thought it just be good to have two people, you know, base. I mean, I don't want to step on any toes. Well, you got the crickets on right now. Yeah. And people are talking. Brad, turn the. Oh my. If you're not a video listener and you audio listen, watch the YouTube and just look at Brad's face just now. Hey, Brad. That's why he wears his glasses. Can you hear the crickets? I couldn't hear him. It's hard for you to be the sound dude. If you can't hear the sound, he doesn't have his headphones on. I forgot. Yeah. It hurts my ears. I can't hear and it hurts me ears. I'm done. I'm still hasn't gone and done anything about it. But I forgot that the crickets last that long. So I'll just remember. Come on, Brad. Turn them on. I got it. I got it. Okay. Well, like I was saying, people have been dressing up as shrimps. Y'all been wearing your moo moo moo. Positive talks. People have came dressed up as positive talks. We've seen a two-hold wiener. Oh, we saw one wiener, two holes, two holes. Girl had two holes in her ears at the Seattle show. Baby Gail. Baby Gail. She was dressed up looking cute. Everyone. All the two girls in the gene outfits dressed up as like our 80s photo shoot. There's just everyone's been pulling through, dude. And all the J's do. Yeah. Oh, Brad, Brad. Brad. All the jumpers. You don't need no jumpers. All the fade away jumpers. No, no cobbies. But people have been showing up to party and we've been partying. And the G's have been grow. And I want to say this, we have had multiple venues come up to me and page after the show and tell us one of two things. And sometimes they've told us both. Molt and molt and leak and a molt click. No, they have told us either, hey, I've been working at this venue eight years. I've never heard a crowd that loud when people walked out or they've said, we've never, if it's a club and they're like serving drinks or whatever, they've said we've never had a nicer crowd, be more kind, be more awesome. We haven't had problems with anybody. Y'all bring in great people. Yes. So shout out to all of y'all listening and come to the shows and doing that because we feel so good when you when they say that to us. Yeah, we're just proud, you know, you feel like proud parents or something like when somebody says something good about your kid, like that's how it makes us feel when people say things about y'all at the club. We're like, thank you. So because we're all just one, you know, so at the end of the day, it's just if we get a bad review, it feels like that's us too. Right. But oh, I guess one girl, she didn't have queef consent. Yeah. That's been the only. Let me tell the story. We were in San Francisco and had a great show. And I was leaving and the security guard was out front and kind of an older guy and I was telling him by and I said, hey, did you have a good night? Was everybody good? Like, you know, everybody, you didn't have any problems with people or whatever. And he goes, no, everyone was great. We did have one girl walk up and queef on one of the security guards and he was not happy about it. And he's been dead serious. And I go, oh, he goes, yeah, she needs to learn to ask people before she queefs on him. And I go, did you kick her out? He goes, no, I gave her a warning and we went to the car and we're dying laughing because he was so serious. I mean, he's right. Hey, ask someone before you queef on him. Also, how do you walk up and queef on someone? Just stick your leg up, give him a little poof. And she did. And she did. But why a security guard? I have everyone there. I don't know. Maybe she thought it would be secure with them. So if you come to a show and you feel like queef on a security guard, just say, Hey, can I queef on you first? Always ask. Yeah. Because not times I attend, they'll be surprised they'll say yes. Yeah, for sure to get queefed on that same security guard who told you that when I walked out, he's like, thanks for showing your tits and doing this and doing this. Like he was having the key should have been the queefed on guy. Yeah, she picked the wrong security guard. Right. And we had a security guard. All these security guards are awesome with a security guard in Seattle after the show come up and goes, I had so much fun. I can't leave. I got paid for that. That actually feels good too. Yeah. Gosh. If I love when the venue people come up and they're like, we had a great time. Like they were at the show, you know. So one dude, I think it was San Diego. I can't remember the club, but he was like, I haven't seen something like this since the year 2002 when two girls were up on stage sucking up water in their hoo-ha and spraying it on the crowd. And we came up second to that. We didn't do the countdown so fuck you. Hey, if you're playing audio and you don't have headphones, fuck you. Hey, if you're listening at home and you have, you want to get something out and do some stress out, fuck you. If you can't do a Rubik's cube, fuck you. If you don't like putting puzzles together, fuck you. If you don't like playing card games, fuck you. That's the best part of the show. Oh, hey, and if you're listening at home and and you got kids around or you're at work and you can't say fuck you, but you want to say it with this real quiet leader head. Fuck you. If your partner is sleeping right now next to you, go fuck you and his ear. Oh, her ears. I had two ladies come to the after a show and the lady had brought her mom and the mom was all older. And she goes, my mom loves the podcast. I started, I got her watching it and the mom goes, my favorite part is yelling fuck you after 10 minutes. She goes, I'll sit there and I'll wait for it and I'll just go fuck you. Fuck you. Everybody was bringing their mom. Yeah, that was the dope part. Yeah, keep bringing your moms. Yeah. Lots of moms. Dude, what was up with those one guys who came up to me? Like Keith, the remember Toby? You stop. Will you tell them? Yeah. We were in Oklahoma City at the meet and greet and three guys came up and loved them, by the way. They said, come mail. They said, come mail, come mail. Walked up and one of them goes, I mean, this, this guy was an actor because he, because he really, because he really got me. He walks up and goes, so I didn't know who you are tonight. My friends brought me here. He goes, but I'm a psychic medium. And during the whole show, and he walked up the page, he goes dead serious. He goes, during the whole show, I just want to let you know that I had a male presence come forward. And I'm getting like a T-name, like Toby or something. And he, I look over at Chelsea and I'm like, Toby, and she's like, and he's letting you know that it's okay. He's fine. He's, he's not mad or whatever. And page is like, what? I go, it's, I go, it's gotta be Toby Keith, because you don't know another Toby. You know, we're sitting there thinking, I'm like, I'm like, Oh my gosh, all these weird coincidences happen with Toby Keith. And the guy is like, Toby Keith. And I, and so I buttoned and I go, listen, we talked about Toby Keith eating our asses during a podcast. And then weeks later, he announces that he's super cancer. And then we felt bad. And then I sang a song and posted on my backup Instagram account. And then he died that night, like all these things. And then they're like, Oh, we're just fucking with you. And we're like, bro, I go, so page has been feeling bad about Toby Keith. And he goes, Oh, we're, we're fucking with you. He goes, I'm not, he goes, I watched the podcast. That's the best thing. That's the best thing I've ever heard. I was like, dude, you fucking God, God, you're a good actor. Because he really was, yeah. And Chelsea later on was like, dude, we should have known already that we were getting got because when they came up, the dude who got you said, come in. We should have known. You should have known. Yeah. It was the friend, though, who was, I was like, who dug that deep and like came up with that. And one of the guys was like, me, I know that some like, dude, they really are listeners. It was good. That's amazing. Y'all got got it. We got got it. We got it. And the fact that y'all were so invested into it, dumb. Now, even in my head, I'm like, okay, I wonder what is it, Toby Keith's birthday. Like, I was wondering what's going to happen next? And well, it's the way they did it because they didn't come up and like, I mean, that's the first thing that was said when they walked up, he goes, listen, I have to, I have to talk about it. And he was so good at it. They got you with psychic medium. They need to go do that to more people and film and shit. We've been having a blast at the shows. I can't talk about it enough. We are going to, we have recorded one show. I know we talked about and not, we weren't going to record any shows. This was just going to be the people coming. We've decided to record one show. And when it is ready to go and done editing after the podcast tour, we are going to put that behind some sort of paywall and everything earned on the show. We'll go to those affected by the hurricanes all over. We have, we have yet to pick pinpoint an exact charity we're going to give it to, but we're going to give it to a good one. We're not going to give it to one to where the CEO makes $2 million a year. And you don't see where the money goes. Yeah, we'll actually give it to people that are helping. Absolutely. And that people didn't need it. Yeah. So we will 100, 100% of everything earned off that, that viral podcast will go to those affected by the hurricanes. And we'll have that, you know, be on the lookout for that is what we're saying. So that's the only one we're going to, you know, put out there. So it will be behind a pussy paywall. Yes. But if you want to come see it live, please, the viral podcast dot go. Yes. And if you were affected like, oh, man, we are thinking and gosh, we can't even imagine. So we love you guys. Yeah. Honestly, I had a loss for words, to be honest with you. I, it's like, you don't know what to say. You don't know what to do. You just do it. You think you. And then you don't even know what's real or what's like, you see so many videos and then people saying it's not being reported. Like, yeah, I don't even know what the hell have you seen the AI videos people are staking? That's horrible. Or people will post videos from five years ago. Yes. Those are hurricanes that weren't even so really do your research and also like, I know the news and media probably does freaking hide a lot. Do they do that? And then they'll put GoFundMe's in there. I know. It's sad. I know. Don't get got. So we're, we've done our researchers narrowed it down. So it, you know, if you do happen to, to pay for it and watch it, all your money will go towards towards that. So just know that. Also, we've been watched, we've been listening to a lot of old viral podcasts on the road. We've been driving a lot. Really listening. And we even think we're like, dude, if we weren't, it's so dumb to say. Say it. Okay, we said, we said if we weren't us, we would listen. We were listening to like episode 52 or 58 or so. And we were laughing so hard because we forget this was year that was years ago. We forget. Yeah. And we were laughing so hard. I go, bro, I would listen to us. And page was like, we're so conceited. I go, I just would. We were dying laughing about that. And we were also dying laughing one night in a parking lot. Just me and Chelsea crying that we made a recap of the gender, the viral gender reveal video, we made a Q and A that following up to the viral video, like, who does that? I know us. We need to do a recap of the recap. A recap three years later, three years or four, however many it was. We're like, Hey, we named our podcast, the viral podcast from the far. Oh my gosh. It is a trip though. We've been having a great time. Oh, is what we're trying to say. Yeah. We've been having a wonderful time. It's kind of like adult spring break. I feel like the tour, the live tour, the doors feel like it. I love it. And the base be hitting good. So yeah. And we've been trying to eat good wherever we can. Then we would eat that dintai fang a few times, our favorite restaurant. A few five or six times. Yeah, I'd be craving that again too. I know. Do y'all want to get into, I don't know, maybe eating my ass. What's the dint for the day, honey? Or you could eat my ass. What's the dint for the day, honey? Oh, we'll tell you. What's the dint for the day, honey? All right. I have a few here. I picked a few perverts. I've got a few DMS. Everybody. Oh, yeah. And this took me about 30 seconds to find these three. Okay. They were right on top. I opened a DM from a guy named Christopher. And he said, "Where can I see that pussy?" Oh, sure. Okay. And then next to that was from a guy named James. And James says, "I think you should just not wear clothes anymore and just be naked for us." Shit, we wish. I would. And then Jimmy said, "Can I see your tits?" So those are some DMS I've gotten here recently. Do you ever ride on back? No. You send them a link for your tits. That's true. That's why I was going to say, send them your Patreon link. Yeah. Non times I did 10. I don't respond, but every once in a while, I'll fuck with one of them. But most of the time, I'm like, "Yeah, I should send them a link. I just don't have the energy." Yeah, it's just thumb energy. You know, I got to go and copy and paste it. Yeah. That's your time. Those guys aren't wanting my Patreon. They want me to send them a tip pic. Yeah. I gotta be like, "Let me get on that, Jimmy." Or a freaking big, spread it open pussy. Oh, God. Would you ever? No. It's just a dare. No. Wait. Some guy asked me for a spread eagle pussy pic one time. Remember? And we sent him yours. Dude, imagine not even knowing that. And he thought it was mine. I don't remember this at all. Nastiest picture too. It was years ago. Remember? Because we took a disgusting picture. It was not hot. No, it was disgusting. And he liked it. Imagine you could google image search and it pops up your face. Just stop it. Remember that one time was it? You were Beth. I think it was Beth. This was probably freaking 10 years ago. I'm not even. Beth had a tinder and she was in the shower. And I asked her if I could swipe on it because I loved swiping. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude, squirrel. I love to get on best tinder and just swipe. He used to get on mine too. Would you do, like, who you would actually think Beth would match up with? Or you'd just go off of what you liked? Either both. Yeah. And then I matched with this guy and I put, what was it, Beth? He goes, "Hey, what you getting into tonight or something like that?" And I go, "Hey, man, you got 20 bucks. Second one." Yeah, we used to fuck with people, dude. That's all we do is fuck with people. That's all we do is fuck with people. And then we wouldn't hear from him again. But the guy that got the post pic, he goes, "Oh, that's beautiful" or something. And we were like, "God, get out of here." Hey, look at them horse pussy. Maybe that's what he's trying to go for. We were trying to gross him out, but he loved it. He grossed guys out, man. Was it a pussy pic? Come on, enough. It's in my picture of just a hole, though. I mean, they love holes. Even a hot hole. A hole's a hole. A hole's a hole for a baby girl. A hole's a hole for a baby girl. Okay. This girl, Sarah, said, "Herd's cinnamon makes come taste better ever tested this theory." She got that from the Monster Show. Monster Show? They talk about it. The Menendez brother, their dad used to make them do that. Oh, shit. Oh, that was pineapple this whole time. I know. I guess it's the cinnamon. I've never, people say that. People say pineapple makes this taste better. So-and-so makes this better. It all tastes like pussy and balls and come to me. Nothing. Pussy and balls. Come tastes like pussy and balls. Nothing will change the taste of come. Nothing will change the taste of a pussy. To where you actually enjoy them. No. It will never turn fruity or cinnamon, but- Well, I'm not gonna be like, "Ooh, I've got a mouthful of really good smoothie in my mouth." No, it's come. Mm-hmm. Yeah, at the end of the day, it's still come. I've had different consistencies, but- Oh, God, yes. Chunky, tap yoke-a pudding. Chum. Yeah, tap yoke. Watery. Boba, damn near. But then you get, sometimes it's just super watery. Yeah. I like the watery. I kind of like the watery better than the chunk. Oh, y'all have way easier to get down. Y'all have had way too much come in your mouth to have that many consistencies and to know them and to have a favorite. To have a compilation. To have a couple. The cumb guzzler. Bubble good, little cumb. No, I don't love it. I always just chase it with a chase. I see. I don't swallow. I can't. It got stuck in my hair though a few times. Ooh. Chunky or water. Chunky, stop. And hot. And I've said common water do not mix. Have you tried mixing them? Oh, dude. Have you ever tried to get cum off your legs or back or anything with water? I just take a shower. What are y'all doing out there? It just washes right off squirts. Yeah. Just try to use cum and water and see what happens. Well, let's do a science experiment on our slits only. Let's take some cum. Who's cummer we use Brett and Greg. Brett and Greg's. And we'll just try to mix it in water and see if it makes it. It's like oil and water. Yeah, let's check the consistency. Beth just said no. Beth goes, no. We'll get beakers. You guys are. Beakers. I won't be in the room when this goes down. I don't want to smell it. I don't think this is ever happened before. The Nashville water smells like bleach and cum. It does smell like bleach. Okay. I thought, uh, where were we? They had the most interesting tasting water. Albuquerque had kind of a little different taste. I thought maybe they're coming in. Maybe. Maybe it's better. I don't know. Oh my gosh. Thick cum, dude. Do you know what I just discovered a couple years ago that I can't believe happens? What? Our toilet water is repurposed for drinking water and I never knew that up until a couple years ago. Dude. Yeah. That's not good. How do we get the non shit water? It's just got to be natural spring water. That or you just got to get a whole house filtration system. But it's still from the. It's still from the leaky. I just run them all eggs. So I just, I just realized that I go, why have I never realized that? Also, it makes sense because we wouldn't have enough water for people. It makes sense. And also, what the fuck? I feel like we do have enough water, but who knows? I don't, I don't think so. I don't know. Why are there dams? Now I know nothing about dams. So you asked the wrong person. Some reservoirs out there. You've asked the wrong person about dams. You just never give it down. I've never given a dam. I've never given a dam. Never. All right. Dams are interesting. Whoever controls water controls a lot. Oh, it's that's a whole economic system. The water that's a whole sign. There's a whole world behind water and control in it and making sure it's placed where it needs to go and where it's a, that's a whole water is such an interesting thing. And then you'll look at this janky ass water tower thinking, how is that holding water? Yes. And how is it just sitting in there? Yeah. We used to be fish. It always looks like something that's going to fall over any minute. And I always think, is it rusty in there? Are we drinking that shit that's in that old ass tank? Yeah, but we have to drink it. Because a lot of people either don't have water or we die without it. So we can't bitch. You know what I mean? We got to just drink, we got to drink it. Then they have so much like chlorine and fluoride or whatever. And then yeah, people say that's so bad for you. So we almost have to get the piss shit out of it. I know. Yeah. Isn't it wild? It is. What's wild, the Mountain Valley spring water, a natural spring, and then they, the government, what cuts it off from the people. Oh, yeah. Kind of. And then they have to bottle it and source it. It's like, why can't? Yeah. I don't know. Something there. People might take advantage of it. It's a whole, it's illegal to collect rainwater. Well, so I feel like it used to be some some states. Some states. Yeah, not always collecting it. Not too long. What would you do with it? Just I put little barrels out there to water my plants with. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. All right. Should we do a Oh, hold on. Show. Oh, Maggie's gonna get it. Okay. Maggie's getting it. Two truths. One lie. Mm. Two truths and a lie. Is everyone ready? Page, you want me to go first? Uh, yeah. You know, I'll go. Okay, go. Two truths. One lie. Page is going. I've had one seat belt ticket. I've dropped my phone in the toilet. When I was little, my grandpa told me Santa Claus wasn't real. Okay. Two truths. One lie. Process of elimination. I think the Santa, I think the Santa Claus one's real because it's too detailed. Um, I feel like dropping your phone in the toilet is a common thing. So I'm going to guess the lie. Hope they need to try to trick me. I'm going to guess that the truth is your grandpa told you about Santa. The other truth is you got one seat. The other truth is the second one. What's it? I've dropped my phone in the toilet and the lie is the one seat belt. Fuck you. Am I right? Yeah. Oh, no. Damn. That was good because I couldn't have got that. More licks. Not making. Right. You ready for mine? Yeah. I love when I get you. Chelsea's going. Two truths and one is a lie. Page has to guess the lie. I like carpet in bathrooms. I once found a real fur coat and a good wheel for 50 bucks and sold it for 500. I played the flute in middle school. What do you mean played? I played. You just played it in your room. I gotta leave it at that. Like Brad. I was in band. Okay. I played the flute. I'm going to say that the lie. What was the first one? I like carpet in bathrooms. Oh, yeah. I'm going to say that the lie is the coat, the 50 dollar coat to 500 thing. You don't know, Maggie. The lie is I played flute in middle school. It's clearing out. Fuck you. So you sold the coat? Flute. Yeah. It was a real, uh, I had a friend buy it. I just work at Whole Foods with them. I forgot his name and I bought it for like 50 bucks and they were online for like two grand. And he was like, he 500 bucks for it down. Um, also you got got also, I do like carpet in bathrooms. Oh, I love it. And I know that's like very controversial. See, I thought that I thought you were trying to mess with us. No, I love it. If it doesn't smell and if it's like looks new and lush, but also vintage, like a older bathroom, people used to do it back in the days and people hate it now. They're like, Oh, like mold and that's nasty. I think it can be nasty. 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So I know that's a very unpopular opinion, but I love carpet and bathroom. So fuck you. Even some cute ass tile dude. Yeah. Love it. I just hate when people change your or like rip it out if it's in perfect condition. Yeah, sometimes they just want something different, but I would agree with you. Chelsea, so you want like carpet all over? Maybe your your whole bathroom, you think? Not the walls. Probably not the walls. Maybe. A cute matching tile with the carpet though. Jane Manfield had walls on her carpet on her walls and ceiling. Ooh. Ooh. Soundproof. A carpeted wall in a bedroom would be cool, but not in a bathroom for me. I'm just thinking of all the shit that gets stuck to the walls, you know? Yeah. You have to be in a dry climate. Just vacuum it to dry. I will say this for some reason, if I had a carpeted bathroom, I wouldn't want to have my explosive shits in there. Oh, I'd save that for the regular bathroom. The sprayer. Spread it. No, I would say nobody can shit in the bathroom. Right. I would have a rule. That would have to be a rule. Uh-huh. Just put a bathtub in there, no toilet. Yeah. This is a needed toilet. This is for taking pictures and taking baths. Don't come in here and shit. We're coming here and shave your back. You know, I would be doing some shit like that. Don't shave your back in my carpeted bathroom. No shaving. No shitting. Do that in the garage. If you got a puke, go somewhere, go the front yard, go to my carpeted bathroom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I keep the bathroom. Shave your balls outside. Yes. Yeah. And also, we've had so many spreaders at the shows. We've had people come up to us after the show and be like, I have no clue who y'all are. I was brought here by so-and-so. And I had so much fun tonight. I'm now going to be a regular listener. That has happened to us. Countless times. At every show. It's pretty interactive. You guys are really good about being yourselves. Thanks, Brad. I like when you guys sing. Thank you for that. It's crazy though. They'll seriously say, I'm now a rock fucker. Yes. They had an hour and a half to decide. Yeah. And their friends even brought them through a meet and greet and they're just, I'm going to listen every week now. I know. Whoa. So if you're a new rock fucker, welcome to the club. We'd love y'all. Thank you so much for joining us. Oh, dude. The viral. The viral spiral. The viral spiral, baby. To figure eight. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The viral spiral. So we can't tell you we appreciate you enough. Honestly. There's not enough hours. And then I have words. To say letters. Or letters. Yeah. There's really not. I know. I do feel like that during the show and after the show, I'm like, I don't even know what to say to thank these people in this amount of time, but I hope they all know how grateful and thankful I am. I think that hopefully they know. I think they know. Just go fuck. I know. Hey, honey's me here. 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Real, uh, anger problem, we can say. So I think that things end up not working out there. I don't believe it. And a couple months later, I heard he got arrested and it turns out he had gotten mad about something at work. A customer had complained he was a grill cook and a customer had complained about the temperature of a steak manager brought it back. He disagreed. And what he ended up doing was putting some of his pubes his pubes on the recook steak. Customer saw the tiny little hairs and obviously he lost his job. Uh, he got arrested. I think he got like six months or something like jail, anger management. But I remember hearing this story reading about it in the paper. And when I found out who it was, I'm like, Oh yeah, I can totally see this guy doing it. So that's all for that story. Have a good one. Oh yeah. So that's all for that story. So you can do Tom and Jill for putting pubes on a steak. Well, I think the anger management was what really sent it. Like he was he was not acting out, right? And the pubes, the pubes, the pubes, what's in it. That's that is like a form of assault. Yeah. It's you can't see you need pube consent, queve consent, pube consent. Yes. You can't just be putting extra ingredients on something that no didn't come with it. They didn't ask for a side of pubes. Can you sprinkle some pubes on top of my steak? Can you imagine if somebody asked for that though? I'd say no problem. I would have loved to see that happen in like real time at the restaurant, you know? What would you have done? Well, me, I would have been like, I didn't ask, I'd try to be as calm as I could be. Like, Hey man, I didn't ask for pubes. What would you do if you were the manager going up to the person and saying, Hey, we need to, we need you to come to the office. And then we, well, how would you even say like, we know these are pubes or how do they know they're pubes, you know? I'm sure they watch the tape. But first off, what do you do as a server or a manager? If the person says, excuse me, there's a glob of pube, like, what do you, I would be like, what? That picked the plate up and be like, that was David. I'll go talk to him. That was David. Come on, go talk to him. Come on. Like, that's going to be embarrassing a server. I'd be like, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry the cookbook cubes and try not to laugh. This why I don't send anything back ever though. I probably couldn't, I probably wouldn't be able to laugh at the in the moment. I'd literally probably be like shocked and like pissed. I'd be like, what the fuck? I'd probably laugh later. But in the moment, I would literally be in shock like, what the hell? Dude, you got a pube steak, not a tube steak. At a nice establishment, like Texas Roadhouse. Texas Roadhouse is fancy, dude. That's a fancy restaurant. What was he doing to other people who didn't catch the pube? Right. What if they had to do a pube match to every cook in the kitchen? No, they knew it was his, but you think they were like, okay, it's not matching his hair. He's bald. The fact that he sent out a cold steak and all she wanted was it heated up. It's so sick. And he gets mad and puts pubes on it. That's sick. That's wild, you know. Well, people have bad days, Brett, but come on, man. And to be that hurt, but hurt over that. That's why nobody ever wants to bring back food. It's scary. But can you imagine being a manager and being like, Todd, get back here. Get back. What are you doing, man? Are these pubes yours? You can't put pubes on people's steaks. And they got the cops involved in jail. But he only probably got got because he said, yeah, those are my pubes. So he should have just denied the pubes. He was probably like, fuck her. Yeah, put pubes on her state. Can you imagine getting a call at the down at the station and it's like, hey, this is Cynthia on the manager of Texas Roadhouse. Could you get down here? We got a pube situation. I wonder who called the manager. The manager cops or the person who ate the pubes. We don't know. Yeah, it's real hairy either. It's real hairy down here. Hey, we got a hairy situation down here. Hey, we got a hairy situation down here. Oh, God, bro. Cooks be cooking. I'm sitting there freaking out, but I leaked the lady's cheese. So I can't really. Yeah. My mom's back. I did some stuff too. I hate it. Yeah. Brad for brought back the crazy bread stick because I had one pube on it. Yeah, we had an actual pube. We talked about that. It probably was my pube too. Hey, pubes are flying in the air. Yeah. People be putting pubes on things. Oh, I'll find my pubes on a light switch. What? Yeah. Yeah. Ma'am. They're four inches long. Rooted. Ma'am. Rooted. Don't say creamy. Yeah, why is it sticky? Don't say sticky. Well, they're sticking to a white switch, but isn't that weird? They get everywhere. Yeah. He should have went to the bathroom and secretly brought back the pubes, not freaking ripped them out in the kitchen. He might have done that. He might have. Yeah. They just saw him come back and discreetly place them on the stage. He should have placed one and not a whole bunch. You could probably get away with placing one. Place it in a casserole. Place them in a casserole and mix it up. Mix it up. Yeah. Sprinkle it on top like it's pepper. It's hard. The pubes better. Maybe he needed a break from Texas Roadhouse. Maybe he was trying to find a way to get fired and go to jail. Yeah. Wow. He didn't know. It was a bad thing to actually do that. Yeah, he knew. He knew. Yeah. Would you know, Brad, if you were a company like that, you could actually get arrested, you know. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. Now I know. Can you imagine having to explain that to your family? Hey, I'm going to jail for six months. Bro, I'd just say it. Like listen, I'm going to jail for six months. I sprinkled pubes on the steak and then your mom would be like, you what? Yeah, I would say that rather than anger management. I'd be like, it's pubes, not nothing else. Wow. Well, back there. I ended. Yeah. We've probably ate up at Texas Roadhouse. Probably. Well, watch out. Love you guys. One time when I was working at Sonic in Gainesville, Texas, me and Becca, there's this new guy. And he was, I think I might have told this before. Maybe not. He was new and he was very nerdy, like quiet and nerdy and shy. And we were like, we were asking him questions and he was like, we're asking questions. Something got something we got talking about like long story short. I'm going to sound like a real big pervert, but it's what happened. Okay. I was like, probably, God, I was before college. So the summer before college, I was probably 17 or 18. And he was like, I was like, you want to touch my boobs? You suck. Yeah. Hey, at least you asked. Yeah. You did. You did talk about this. We went. I did. I think we went back by the styrofoam cups. I think we're the walk in. I just let him touch my tits. Yeah, I remember that. And then we left. Something about Sonic made us horny. We were, we were, we were wild and out at Sonic. Fucking all the cooks, making out in the walk getting figured in there, getting figured in the parking lot. I write my numbers on hot guys's face. Hold on. I give it to him. Remember that one time we went on break together and we rode with this guy. And then his car broke down and we couldn't make it back to Sonic. And me and you were like the only car hops and he was a cook and the manager was calling us. And she was like, where are y'all at? No, you don't remember that. No. We were in Durant. Where'd she go? I don't remember. He was doing donuts in a parking lot and at his tire fell off. What the hell? It was me and you and him. Are you sure it was Chelsea? I swear it was Chelsea. I don't remember that. Dude, nothing was better than doing donuts. So we were like the only ones working and she was calling us. Where y'all at? And we were like, he got a flat tire. Where were we at the flat tire? Somewhere up the road. She had to come get us. Her grounds? Wow. I don't remember that. But it sounds like something. I know. I just try to remember. It sounds like something. It sounds like something. Something we would do back then. Were you guys on the clock? No, we were on break. I think we got like a 15 minute break. Oh, that's not long enough. You try to squeeze everything in in those 15 minutes. Brett, have you ever had a job where you had to go in and push a time clock? Oh, yeah, for 20 years. Where? That's a telemarketer. You pushed a time clock? Yeah. Yeah. Wait, you're a telemarketer for 20 years? Yeah. I just started slinging over the phones. Can you imagine talking to him? No. God. No, I cannot. If they weren't interested, I'd just say, is that never or just not right now? And I'd get them very telling. And I'd get them. Yes. Very telling. Interesting. I kind of missed going in and pushing. You push your number. I think my was 23. I go clock in 23. And then, but I used to watch old episodes of Roseanne, and they had the time cards where they had to stick. And I never got to do that because that was before my time. And I always wanted to do that. Oh, that would be awesome. I miss all the old gadgets. It's too easy now and there's no actual buttons. It's just screen. Thank you. I remember we would go home or something and you'd be like, Hey, we clocked me out? Oh, let's get my hours later. Get that extra time. Oh, yeah. Man. I never did that because I was scared. Oh, we did it all the time. And be like, click, click, click, mark it back. Even you can mess with the time. And then try to get that OT that pay in a half. Oh, yeah. And then people would put way less of what they would make on their tips for taxes, which it's like for sure. Our own management would do that for us. I think my manager told me to do that. Oh, yeah. That's a cool manager. She was like, some people do this. I'm not saying I'm like, yeah, I'm in. Oh, you made $47 and tips today. Okay. You made 15. They do that for us. Yeah. Yeah. Got to do that. Can you buy a car or all that? Well, thank you for calling in honey's Malt station. Malt. Love you. Hey, honey, Stephanie here. Just watching the viral podcast episode 145. You guys said you want to fuck Mary kill option. So here I am to give it to you. All right. So we got fuck Mary kill. We got Aretha Franklin. We got Johnny Depp. And we got president Eisenhower. What? Give me your opinion. Whoa, thank you. I just want to hear what you all have to say about it. I'm going to go. Thank you. I love you both so much. And God bless you. Love you. Oh, wow. What a random mix. That's the most random mix we've ever gotten. Sir mixed a lot. Okay. So Eisenhower president Eisenhower. I'm going to look up. I know I'm looking him up. Aretha Franklin and Johnny Depp. You're your arena cherry. You're arena cherry. Let's see here. Eisenhower. I know what Eisenhower looks like. Dwight D. Eisenhower. I got him. Now I know nothing about this man. Maybe he gives that good D. I got it on chat. GPT right now if you want me to tell you all about him. Dude, can you imagine this guy right here? Eisenhower just pounding you. Oh, dude. He seems stiff as fuck. He looks like our grandpa. Bust in my eye. Imagine him bending over and just he looks like your grandpa. So you fucking him? I'm not. Mary. Let me see here. Let me think about that. Tell us a little bit about eyes and D while we look up your Easter. So he was a president for eight years from 1953 to 1961. Damn. He was born in 1890. Damn. I know. He ended the Korean war. Had a cold war strategy with, you know, that going on. Started the interstate highway system. Oh, hey, that's smart. Yeah. That was pretty smart. Maggie, he was born in Denison, Texas, wrought by whoa from probably is your grandpa. She bro, he could be kid. He could be a great. He was a big part of the space race going on, you know, to get to the moon. He seemed smart. Okay. All right. I am going to. Big part of the civil rights, too, but he was a little cautious at first. Really? Yeah. He should have been less cautious. Okay. Okay. Read about Franklin now. She was a great singer. Let me look it up. I'm going to, I'm thinking I'm going to marry her. Oh, no, gosh, Johnny. I'm going to fuck Johnny. I'm going to marry Franklin, kill Eisenhower. Same. Yeah. Me too. I'm fucking Johnny Depp, especially if I get to pick the year. I'm going to marry Aretha Franklin because everything I've watched of her, she seems really funny. She seems very like very entertaining in a personality way. She seems funny. And I don't know enough about Eisenhower. I mean, maybe he did lay some good D back of the day. I don't know that. That's not in the history books. His middle initial is D. Yeah. That's what maybe for dick down, dicken you down. Yeah. So, but I'm, but as of right now, I have to go without. So we're all on the same page. Yeah. Everybody on the same page. I think that's the first time bread's not. No, I'm going to marry all fuck Aretha and just have her sing to me while we're doing that. And then, uh, Mary Johnny. Okay. And we'll just kind of have that agreement. You know, that guy's getting married and they can just kind of, you know, for taxes. So you'll marry for taxes. Yeah. That's smart. For taxes. Yeah. Yeah. And then I'm going to kill Dwight. Okay. You know, the name, Aretha is just a little too close to you. Aretha. You read it. Mm-hmm. Only if you think about it. I mean, you don't even have to think about it. You basically say it when you say it. Yeah, you got to stop thinking about it though. Say it again. Aretha. Aretha. Aretha. Aretha. Aretha. Aretha. Aretha. You can't think about it. Think about something else. It is a pretty original name. Aretha. I've never heard it from in real life. I've never heard that and I've also never seen a rat tail. Oh, I have. They're very rare and I haven't, I haven't seen one in years. Well, they're, they're mainly in Oklahoma. I've seen one with hair around it, but I want to actually see the rat design shaved into the head with the tail. I've never seen that. So that's a lot of upkeep after you do it, you know, a lot of trims. Do Theo Vaughn needs that? He needs the rat shaved out and the tail. Yeah. I don't think he'll ever do that. Never said ever. Because I asked him one time if he was going to grow his mold out long. And he said, I'm pretty happy with this. Well, guess what? Maybe he has a good bush and he could get a rat tail down on his dick. Yeah. Because he has the rat king. He's the rat king. And then what if he was going to go on and he has a rat shaved out with a tail by his dick? That'd be really cool. Yeah, it would. That would actually be really cool. Yeah. He should do that. I'd be like, bro, this is cool. And then he gets a little hat for the rat. I feel like we would know that because I feel like the women that had seen it would tell us. But also he probably makes them sign NDAs. Hey, don't talk about my rat down there. You can only see it. Yeah, don't talk about my down there. It's a secret. It's a secret. Wow. Don't let the rat get out of the pants. Right. We should do an NDA survey on the rock fuckers. Have you ever has has comment right now has Theo Vaughn ever made you sign a NDA? That's all you can say. Yes. No, you don't got to say what it was for or nothing to say yes or no. Can you say what if in the NDA says you can't say yes or no about the NDA? Damn. I mean, I bet some are like that, huh? You like you have to say no, you haven't signed the NDA even though you have. Yeah. Wow. It seems like any word you can kind of there's a work around it. Oh, dude, I even heard in the fiddler didler case, all that stuff. I heard that on his NDA's it said what like something about basically you this is consent to anything that happens to you. Oh, oh. And the DDA is that they were signing. So basically when you're signing the NDA not to talk about something, you were also signing like for consent. But all these people didn't have lawyers or shit to read over these things. Is that real? Well, that's just what's coming out. So it just came out though. Mm hmm. That's came out. Damn. I don't even know all what's going on. There's so much. Oh, there's just too much, but that's one thing that that came across now. Hey, honey, welcome to the Moo Moo commercials. Listen, if you think Deodorant, you think armpits, right? 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That was a good one. That was a fun one. Hi, honey. Confession here. Um, so I really need to get this off my test because I a couple of years ago, I was pulling out of our apartment, uh, driveway and we live on the main row at the time. So I was trying to pull out and nobody was letting me out. Everyone was being so rude. And I was like, what the hell? Why is nobody letting me out? So I was kind of in a hurry. I don't remember where I was going, but I pulled out and I kind of just like wedged my way in and then I was on my way. I just needed to like turn up the next light. Everyone was so mad at me and I didn't understand why. I was like, nobody's letting me over. No one's letting me in. Honey, it was a funeral procession that I put off and just got right in the middle of and I every time I think about that, just feel like the biggest bag of shit. And I know that I'm the biggest bag of shit for doing that. I would never have done that if I known. Um, but yeah, I just needed to get that off my chest because I feel so fucking terrible about it. Okay. Love you, honey. Love you. One time when I was like seven or eight, our great grandpa died. And after the funeral, we did a funeral procession through town. And I felt so cool. You thought you're getting it. I felt, I felt, I was like, Oh, is this how celebrities feel when they get like police escort? I felt like, I felt like, Hey, we're coming through town. Stop and everybody was stopping. You stop for me. Were you rolling down the window, like waving and acting like you were in a brain. I just remember literally feeling cool. I'm like, that's right. Oh, yeah, grandpa. I'm, you know, our grandpa died. Our grandpa died. Did this for us. You know, this is what we're doing. You know, I'm like seven or eight. No, it's out of control, but it is true, you know. Well, I don't feel bad. That sounds like it might have been a funer role than one or two. Yeah. I wouldn't feel bad, honey, because you didn't know if you would have known and you tried doing that. Yeah. Like, come on. But, you know, once you found out, just kind of just do better next time. Are you supposed to stop on the opposite side of the road and wait for the whole funeral party or just go? Because me and Beth were driving and there's a funeral going past us and we pulled over and then it was taken, you know, a good solid four minutes of cars and we're like, can we just start going or does everyone on the opposite side of the road stop to? Now that I don't know opposite side of the road. I don't know. Because how do you know when it ends? You'll kind of, I think you know, because everyone stays pretty tight and when it's done, it's just loose traffic. You kind of know. Yeah, you do know, but dude, some funerals have a good grip of people. So if you're on the opposite side, opposite side. I don't know. I never thought are you supposed to stop Beth? Probably because what if they're taking a lot of time? We did. We stopped the whole time, but were other people stopped? Yeah. Okay. Then I'd stop. But we were kind of creeping up a little and stopping again. And we're like, when we don't know what to do. Yeah. I think there's never kind of between the cars or and pull over. You should. Oh, you do pull over. Then you do the right thing. Yeah. Just a sign of respect. Good job. Especially in smaller towns. Yeah. It is a smaller town thing. That's not really a big city. You can't in the big city. I don't ever see it anymore. That's I know it's very rare. Very rare. A couple times in Tennessee, like if police officers have died and yeah, like I've seen it for sure. Yeah. It's I haven't seen it in a while, but yeah, it's just a pull over and not. Yeah. Y'all did good. Yeah. Isn't it a trip that people just get driven and there's a person in a car? I don't think I could ever be the driver of the first. I don't know. I don't know if I'd ever want to check my rear mirror and like I'd be freaking myself out. They're so used to it though. They're not freaked out by this. Yeah. You know, somebody's got to do it. I know. And so there's a job for everyone. Yeah. Yeah. And then when we were flying, when we went on our vacations this last summer, was it my uncle Ryan, he was telling me he used to work at an airport and just how many bodies are flying with you that you don't even know. Yeah. Yeah. Dang. Very interesting. And then the casino thing was kind of interesting. That guy, the casino host told us one person dies every night, pretty much at the casino. Yeah. In Vegas or where? This was in a windover. So it was a small casino. So yeah, in Vegas. Then can you imagine Vegas? Oh, they're all again and every multiple and I. Oh, 10. Wow. Yeah. They said it was so bad to the most families just keep gambling after they take the dead family member away. They're still pulling slots and taking names. That's how you know you have a slot machine, a slot problem. That's when you need to call 1-800 help gambling. If your damn husband dies and you're letting them roll out the body and you're not giving up your seat. Dang. They thought it was a sign maybe. That's the rolling out of his body. And she's trying to roll for them seven. He said don't ever quit. You got a problem. Damn. Hey, well, should we do our little? Come on, Brad. Come on, Brad. Come on, Brad. Come on, Brad. Give us a call. I didn't know we were doing love. Hey, Brad, come on, man. Brad, do you not have it? No. Let me try to find it. He doesn't want to talk to myself. Well, no, we're going to be quiet and let you try to. We're going to be quiet and let you try to get the love. Hey, come on, Brad. Brad. I can't install garage band. Hold on. I mean, storage. It's fine. Hold on. I think I have it here. Did you send it to me? I don't have it. Okay, Maggie doesn't have it. Okay. Well, you got it. Have it. Here we go. It's pulling up. Just hold it up to your mic. Okay. Here we go, everybody. You ready? It's going up. It's loading. It's loading. I guess, see. Kurt Loder. Kurt Loder. It's not loading, though. Wait, do we not have it on here for real? No. Can you all put that on there today? Oh, it's still loading. Hold on. Loading. Did y'all hear me? Kurt Loder? Brad, Brad, are you being serious? He's still backed up 40 sound bites. I know. Brad, keep it on there today. Yeah, I'll put it on. Are you lying? No, I will. I will do it. All right. Let's just do our love. Hey, everybody. And we're starting with hate first. Love. Hate love. Hate love. Something my hate. Y'all ready? Mm-hmm. Jarred Alfredo. Jarred. Oh, like, the ravioli thing? I jarred. Oh, Prago sauce and stuff like that. Like Alfredo in a jar. Okay. I can't do it. Okay. I can't do it. It is so easy to make it on Fredo sauce. And I know that. I know that's annoying to people, which is like, we don't want to make it. We want to use the jar. It takes 60 seconds to make it on Fredo sauce. It's heavy cream and Parmesan cheese and butter. It makes it, you warm it up. And it's so good. Kareem Adjulable Jabbar. Kareem Adjul Jabbar. It is easy now that I know, but before I would just buy like back in the day, but after you start making your own, you, it's hard to even go back to the candy. 'Cause it tastes the canned taste nasty. When you, it's like with anything, though, you start figuring out how to cook or do a little better. And then it's, yeah, you can't go back. Anytime I see a jar of the Alfredo, instantly I'm in a bad mood. I'm like, what do you think's the worst one? Just any of them? Any jarred Alfredo. Oh. What? Just now? It just disappeared. All right, right. I played it. Lock your phone. That's a good one. Put your phone up. No, I can't. It's okay. It's okay, Brad. We're done past that. Yeah, we're done past it, Brad. Hey, Brad, you're interrupting the pasta. We're already at pasta. Done pasta. Come on. Something to hate. I hate taking off my makeup at night when you're just chilling, and you're like, dude, I have to still go do that. Yeah, that's horrible. That's sucks. Yeah. Yeah, that's, that's a lot of reasons why I don't put it on most of the time, because I don't want to take it off. Yeah, you guys don't need it. Thank you, Brad. Yeah. Thank you, Brad. Thank you. What's your guys? Is you got any? Are we doing, we're doing hate, right? Yeah. Okay. I hate the hotel air units. Oh, they got them rigged, and it's always hot in there. They keep it on 80. When you walk in, you're just sweating. It doesn't make sense. It's like, wouldn't the bill be more if you're having that drastic change? They don't let you control it. So that's a good one. But why do they keep at 80 degrees when you walk in, and then you frickin put it down to 60 cost cost cost, but you're paying for the room energy. You're paying it for your paying for it while you're in there, not before, but wouldn't you think that it would cost more going and putting it down 30 degrees all at once? I don't know. That's true. Could be. That's a good point, because, but I bet it doesn't take a lot of energy to get that small the room cool down quickly. So it may, it may not be cheaper. That's also a good point. It's like mugging mike in there, dude. I walk in mad and it's so muggy and smelly and crusty. And they're all like that. Yeah. Well, we can't afford to stay on the Ritz during the dollar podcast or so. When we get that Joe Rogan podcast money, when we start making that Joe Rogan podcast money, we'll put y'all on the Ritz, but do they. But does the Ritz allow you to do that? I think I think I've never stayed at a Ritz. It's a much nicer room. And you can control the climate. Yeah. I bet that starts calling and keep the room at 69 for me walking. Great. You got to hate. Yeah, I hate it when people point at Teslas, the trucks, like, no, God, that's a good thing. You're actually right. He did that to me like five times. Hey, look, it's a Tesla truck. You've never seen these. That's a good one. Yeah. Thanks. Okay. Now something we love. That's so funny. Something I love when people tattle. You do love that because I feel like you like to know things. Well, and not necessarily like not little kids taddling and not like in a serious way, but y'all, they will tattle on Greg on bread. If they do something, like if Brett does something, if he talks to me with an attitude, I'll go, I'm telling Paige. Yeah. We love to tattle. And I'll go, Paige, Brett got it rude with me. And she'll be like, Brett and vice versa. If Greg does something, anything, Maggie will be like, guess what Greg did? I'm like, what? Uh huh. And so we all tattle on our guys and we tattle, and it makes me happy. Yeah. And if I say something to Greg, we'll be like, what'd you do, Maggie? Tattle on me. And he does. What you tell her? Yeah. Oh, Greg hates the tattle in the other day. He hates it. I got a tattle right now. He was like, it just me and him. Paige, do you think Maggie's a rat? I'm like, what? He goes, do you think she tattles on me a lot, Maggie? I'm like, who do you think tattles on you more Maggie or Beth? He's Maggie. She's the rat. And he tells the world about it. Yeah. And it's nothing. It's nothing serious. That's what's funny. And I really don't tattle on him. That's what's funny. It's so funny. It's nothing serious. It's things that are like funny. And even in action, Greg will say, are you gonna, are you guys gonna tattle on me? Yes. He does do that. You just have to expect the tattle. And it makes me happy. When I hear a tattle, it makes me happy. Dude, a tattle. Yeah. And it usually always goes back to the person if we tattle. Oh, a hundred percent. Yeah. A hundred percent. Like we went to the Cheesecake Factory last night. Yes. Don't be. And I go separately. And Greg was picking up Maggie and the girls to head there. And I'm like, where y'all at? And Maggie's like, Greg missed the exit. Now he goes, we're down. And she goes, I looked up and we're downtown. He missed the exit. I go, where the, where the fuck are you going? He wasn't paying attention. He was not driving. It's kind of a circle. And that's what he does. He does not pay attention. He just drives. So they finally get there 20 minutes late. And I was like, I go, Pookie, what happened? He's like, what are you talking about? I go, you left the house 40 minutes ago where he goes, no, we're good. I go, did you miss the exit? He's like. And he got that. And you're new. He's like, coming home. Yeah. So I love it. So traveling on Greg. I heard that guys are really, they don't like admitting stuff like that, you know, taking accountability. You mean taking accountability? Especially directions. Because we're supposed to know where we are, our compass. Why are you supposed to know? It's just a thing. I'm not, I'm just a messenger. I'm not saying that. I heard that, you know, on the tick talk land. Well, if you're driving, then you should know where to go. Yeah. And don't miss the exit six times. Yeah. And he does. And he does. You have to tell him, tell him and, and he didn't have the GPS on which he shouldn't need it. But he goes, well, I don't know where to go now. And I'm like, Greg, yeah, put the damn GPS on it. That's a lot for him to admit though. Good for him. Yeah. What's your love, honey? My love. I love when a coffee is made perfect. The right amount of ice, the right cream or just right amount of sweetness. Yeah. Because coffee is freaking eight, nine dollars. So you want it made right? Yeah. Yeah. That's a good eight, nine dollars. Yeah, dude, Starbucks, any of them. I remember when a Starbucks coffee was like four bucks. Mine's like two. Those are good old days. Yeah. But that's a good one. Yeah. You if you get a eight dollar coffee that's messed up, I'm pissed. And you don't want to take it back because you don't want pubes sprinkle on your way. You don't want Todd not working it. We're working at Starbucks now. Yeah. You know, do y'all think they have an attitude when you hit no tip? No, because they can see that you hit no tip. I usually do a dollar per drink. Just say whoops. No, I'm already paying eight dollars for a drink. I don't need to tip. I don't think so. I think they appreciate when you do, but I don't, I don't think so. Because I feel like they're, they're people too and they have the opportunity to do that as well. And they sometimes themselves won't do it. So they get it. Yeah. I just know people that have worked at Starbucks and they're like the tips are the like are only pretty much money maker and they all share the tips at the end of the day. So I usually just try to. And Starbucks is billions and they can't pay them and they need to pay them more. A livable way. Y'all that's a whole nother. That's a whole nother. I know. Fuck it. That that's a open up a can of wool pass. Agree. That's a whole don't get me started. I could never be a CEO of a company making a billion dollars a year more like Walmart or whatever, more. Yeah. Well, but you're banking and paying my cut. Don't get me started on that. Nothing pisses me off more than that. I wonder how much Starbucks employees make and let's say just Tennessee. What's the? Do I think the minimum wage here is is like $11.25. Is it? I think. Or maybe that was San Diego. No, no San Diego. Yeah. Did you see how much people make it a buckies on that sign? Yeah. People like buckies get paid well, I think at both these minimum wage in Tennessee is $7.25. What? Not okay. No. That's not okay. That would have been horrible. That was okay 15 years ago. Exactly. The world's fucking changed. How's that legal? Inflation. You can't even buy groceries. Work in a full day. Well, that's got to go live. That's probably, you know, they got people where they want them. Top of thing. Who knows? It's $7.25. That's fucked. Maggie, it was the same. I mean, I was going to say, I feel like that's what it was when we started working at Sonic. Compared to 10, 15, 20 years ago, it's gone up this much. But then cost of living is, it's like, it's not, it's not, it's not equaling out. That's the problem. That's the problem. So people are just struggling. Yeah. So, um, but you got love. Are you? Oh, I'm like, I did my, um. Yeah, buckies, car service manager makes $125k. Oh, yeah. My love is going out to eat. I like to go out to eat. I want somebody to bring me my food. Oh, I don't want to have to cook and clean. Yeah. And I want refills in my cup. Yes. And that's what I love. I feel you. Oh, I love that too. And looking at the menu and seeing the options. And then just getting to eat and bounce, bounce that ass. You're right. I love that. You're right. That's a good one. Brett, what do you love? I love earplugs. Okay. Especially rumin with Chelsea. Yeah. Those are some really good earplugs. I found mine that I lost. Oh, you did. Yeah. Okay. What brand are those? Should we shout them out or no? Should we wait? I just get the little cheap pink and yellow ones. You get it from Amazon. They're like, you can get them anywhere. I just buy them in like a bulk, like a big box and I buy like once every two years. I love them. They seem better than the other ones I've tried. So the look in the fill of earplugs, I've always just loved those. Oh, I sleep well with earplugs. I can't use them, but I love squishing them and looking at them. Yeah. But I shouldn't say I love them because I really don't want to wear them, but sometimes you just have to. Well, you're I think anytime you block something that's bad, you already said you love them. On certain occasions, I should have said, okay, because they came through big recently. Yeah. But I don't want to wear. I don't think you should block anything. Okay. Ever. What about the haters? I always forget about them. Not even thinking about them. What about the strong sun when it's coming down? You can't block that out. Well, you just go in the shade. Well, you that's a block. What about your blocking? You're blocking. You're blocking. Think about you didn't think about that, did you? There are certain situations. Yeah. Okay. So sometimes the blocking is good. Yeah. Like what about when you are in basketball and you want to take. Come on, break. You need to block. Yeah, you need to block. Sometimes you need to block out. Okay. That's a good block. What if you have Legos and you need. And you need to block. And you need building blocks. Brad, you didn't think about none of that. I didn't. I didn't. You got a thing. He blocked it all out. He blocked it. You blocked it out. I'm a blockhead. Blockhead? You got to think about these things, Brad. All right. Imagine listening and you're like, think, you got to think about these things like if you weren't following along. That'd be wild. Maggie, you got another call for us. Asher, damn. Here we go. Hi, honey. And session and question time here. When I was 19, I married my older brother, best friend and had the move because of their job. That lasted maybe one year. And then he cheated on me. So during the two months divorce period, when I found out he was flinging around and having fun, I decided to have my own. I had two guys come over in the same night and they both finished inside me. And then I got a call from my scene to the ex-husband. He decided he wanted to come over and have another flinging name. So I said, yes. And he came over. And the first thing this man wanted to do was eat me out. So question is, what would you have done? Because this is what the man wanted to do. And I had left the other guys up in there. So he got a little taste of somebody else. What would you guys have done in that situation? Would you have let him come over? Would you have done what I did? Tell me. Well, if my ex came over and I had come with me from two men and he had cheated on me and you want to go down to me? I go, come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Try out two flavors. And then I would tell him afterwards, how'd that taste? How'd that taste? Because you got to load something that wasn't yours. Yeah. Do you think he could taste it? Because it's a taste. Were they eaten cinnamon? No. I don't know. It would have had been some. If she left it up in there, he knew. And two loads and she wasn't even trying to get it out. He ate. He thought it was her. Yeah. Thanks even meal that night. Dude, he was full when he was. He was full. He got after meal and dessert. Yeah. He had a fucking two course, well, three course meal if he came in at two. What would you do if he was down there? And he was much of him. And he said, Oh God, your pussy tastes so good. What would you do? I'd say that's crazy because two guys came in me today. And you're eating it out right now. And you're eating it out. I play to the same damn thing and I'm not kidding. And I'll just leave it around and he can either take it that as a joke or yeah, or know that he's even two guys come. Yeah, words don't even matter really. I'd for sure tell him afterwards. Well, sometimes they do bright. You can't think about that. You can't just say words don't matter, bro. Kind of kind of not really though. Well, it's only actions in certain times they don't. But sometimes they do. That's true though. When she said it like she could tell the truth and I really want to know the truth. Now, if I have a friend, a hookup come over or a friend or somebody, whatever, and he wants to go down me and I had two guys coming. I'd be like, well, let me before you go. Let me tell you. You're going to taste a couple of different DNA's down there. Yeah. I will look out for him. But the dude who freaking cheated on me down there, get that. Eat the calm. Eat the calm and chew on it. And chew on. Come here. Come here. Come here. Yeah, freaking. Oh, gosh, though. Imagine just eating a pussy filled with calm. That's not your sample. I was going to say some guys love that. Maybe he does because he hasn't been with her. I mean, you got to and then you he comes straight in wanting to just eat pussy. That's on you. What if he hurt what if he was down at the local tavern and two guys come in and they go, man, y'all wouldn't believe it. This girl just we I just fucked this girl. I came in her and I found out my buddy did the same thing a few hours later. She's got both of our comms in her and the guy's like, who are you talking about? Oh, Cheryl, that down on what wasn't so and he that's his ex and he texts. Let me go eat her pussy. He texts. Oh, God. It would not surprise me. Let's have one last fling crave. He's craving calm. He's a calm craver. What is a calm craver? Does anybody crave calm? I think there's a chick. I think there's some one chick called it. Oh, yeah. Oh, never mind. Okay, if he's saying never mind, I don't know. I don't know. There's a reason because we're time travelers. Okay. I messed up. Uh, I can't stand back. I don't know. I don't know if you get your dad. Your dad's here. Yeah. Rolled by my, because there was a really bread. It's your dad. Time to go back. So calm. I think some people do probably crave calm. Yeah. What the flavor, texture, consistency, the heat. Now that I don't, I can't answer the pump. Stop the pulse. Don't say the pulse and the pump. Ew. My favorites. Like the last drop. You get it all out. It's your dad. Time's up. I'm in back. Oh, that was a good one. Um, yeah. If I were you, honey, I would have done the same thing. So don't feel bad at all. And keep doing it. Yeah. If he wants to keep coming over and being the frickin turkey baster to get your come out, let him come over there and slurp it out next time. Tell him to bring a straw. Hey, can I come over and eat your pussy? Bring a straw. Bring a straw. The thick bubble ones. Yeah. Bring a thick bubble straw. I got some clumps for you. Oh, God. Clumpy. All right. Well, thank you for calling in, honey. We love, we love that confession. Oh, that was a good one. So thank you for calling in. Hey, honey. I was just wondering, um, has today's ever put nuts, like almonds or walnuts or cashews up your bowl and had someone eat them out? I tried it and one got stuck and I had to go to the emergency room. It was very painful. I couldn't get out for two weeks. So I was just wondering if that ever happened to you. First off, is she calling us from a CBD radio? I know it sounded like the nuts started coming out of her throat. And also, I think she's lingering Maggie. Yeah, I got it. You got it. Fucking lingers. It sounds like an older woman who is a time traveler from the 1960s. And she's trying to contact us. Doesn't your neighbor do that? Yeah. Yeah. I want to go hang out with him. I know I want to do that too. He might be listening to it. He probably can just dabble into our mics. Mike Wilmer. Mike Wilmer. Didn't it sound like you know how like you see those movies and it's someone from the 1950s and they get ahold of a radio and they're trying to talk to someone in the future. And that's what it sounded like she's doing. And can you imagine if she is someone from the 50s and somehow through frequencies, she got ahold of our podcast and that's the one thing she's asking us. Well, telling us like she gets ahold of like other future and she gets to ask anything and she's asking if we got nuts stuck up our bus. You have one question. And it's if we've ever had almonds or pecans stuck it up our ashes. I've only put them in my mouth and shit them out. Yeah. Same. I've only put cashews and nuts and stuff in my mouth. Oh, I bet the almonds are sharp. Why would you even do that? So somebody else could eat them out. She said and flavor. I wonder why they wanted to eat them rancid. Well, so they're not only eating your ass. They have a little snack while they're down there as well to crunch. I guess and not all stays together usually. But yeah, you need a better eater. Maybe get the guy from the last call to come over. Well, can you imagine if she's like, Hey, baby, will you eat my ass? And he's like, well, I'm kind of hungry. I was on my way to the kitchen and grab a snack and she's like, what are you gonna grab? So I was gonna grab a handful of nuts and she goes, well, let's kill two birds, one stone here. Yeah. And so that's how it happened. Or she's or he's like, baby, I don't want to eat your ass. I don't get to nut from it. And she's like, well, surprise, you'll get some nuts. Wow. Yeah. So I've never stuck nuts in me. No, I've never been a food sex person, a whipped cream, a chocolate drizzle. I've that's too much mess. It's too stinky. Pop rocks. Yeah. I don't I've never done that. Mm hmm. Yeah. So I've never stuck anything up you and in it out. No. No. Okay. Well, we need to step it up because you do stuff and squash up. Yeah. I did. You're right. I forgot about that. And you stuck those candy hearts up your pussy. Yeah. Damn. You're right. Damn. You did it more than anybody. But she didn't go. They weren't lodged. No, they weren't lodged. I just rubbed it. She said that this nut was lodged for two weeks. Just take a shit. You went out. I know. How do you not get the nut out? What type of nut was it? Meg. Huh. Okay. We have one more call. Okay. Well, I guess I have stuck more thinking to me than I realized. Yeah. I think there's more to if I think of it by the end of the portal. Okay. All right. Hit it. Hey, honey. Big fan here. OG day one listener. First time caller. I was with my boyfriend last night dining in at the local McDonald's having our first chicken Big Mac. And over dinner, we were talking about getting a big container of Naxos and basting a turkey in it for Thanksgiving. So I never heard about people basting turkeys in Mayo. I think it sounds disgusting. He claims that it's a very common practice. But I'm willing to try it if it's basted in Maxos. I'm just wondering, have either of you ever heard of this or done it? Would you be willing to do it? Also, shout out to my man. He is a cool dude. He's got great dick. He fucks me real good. And I'm just so damn happy. You guys are the best. I love you all, Brett. I hope you're not mad at me. Bye, honey. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What a cool dude. And that makes me happy that you're happy and you found a cool dude. Yeah. Brett, are you mad at her? And Brett's happy for you. I bet too, that you got a cool dude. Yeah. That you shared that with us. Yeah. That's wonderful. I've never heard of the freakin Maxos turkey thing, though. Well, mayonnaise. She's saying mayonnaise. Do you just cover an entire turkey with it? I know people cook with, they look like brisket and stuff with covered in mustard that I've heard. I've never heard of the mayonnaise. I don't think it would be bad because it's just a fat. It's a flavored fat is what it is. When I do it, I don't know. I never mess with the turkey. If I, if we have a turkey on Thanksgiving, I have so many sides going on. I don't want to mess with that. I feel like it'd be so greasy with yeah, a bunch of mail. Matter of fact, every year, I always never want to do a turkey. I always want to do just a big primary of and everybody's like, Oh, so we got a turkey for people. I didn't even touch the turkey. I like the turkey. I eat it. You got the turkey. You're one of them. You're one of the ones. I'm side bay. I'll fuck up some sides. I can't wait for Thanksgiving. I'm going to do a couple different types of dressing dressing that dressing that's my favorite. It's not my favorite, right? Like Jamie likes peaches. Peaches are I do that big with the sides. Yeah. And we'll do like a ham or a turkey or a ham and a primary, but they let me. I kind of want to try that thing marshmallows this year. Oh, I made that last year and it was good. Yeah. Yeah. Do you have that? Yeah. I think so. I love yams. Yeah. With the stuff with the dressing. You hate yams Chelsea, but I can make a little one. I like him. I don't like yams with marshmallows and sugar on it. I like yams made like with sour cream and salt and savory. You did a good yam. It was like I have a picture of it. I'll show you. I need to do it again. I can't wait for Thanksgiving. I love Thanksgiving. I love everybody eating and then laying around. Yeah. Sleeping and then getting back up to eat again and then watching football and then just repeat all the way. Can we just play super Nintendo this year and share it. Yes. Get that control ordered. I'll go. We got a control that's broke. So I will. I'll get it ordered. Yes. That sounds perfect. We just do that and we will. Oh, God. That's gonna be so much fun. We love being horizontal. Yeah. On Thanksgiving. I thought you're going to say being horny. That too. Actually, you get so full. You don't you're not even horny. I'm never horny on Thanksgiving. I don't think I'm too busy cooking. Yeah. I'm too busy cooking and eating. Yeah. To even think about being horny. I didn't even thought about nutting on Thanksgiving. Dude. Have you ever nutted on Thanksgiving? Maybe. Really. So you have flocked after a big meal? Probably. Had to have. I could never. I mean had to have. Brett, you flocked after a Thanksgiving meal. I mean, I can't remember, but probably. Yeah. You only eating as much as I am. In Thanksgiving. Yeah. If you got. Like a cream pie after. Oh, yeah. Gives the pumpkin pie go straight to the cream pot. Yeah. And eats it out. Oh, I see pie. I get horny. Oh, I think I get my turkey stuffed. Y'all are stuffing other turkeys besides the one fun. Okay. So what's that bag you pull out of the turkey's ass? That's his insides. Gizzards, organs, heart. That's all the insides. Sometimes it's a plastic bag. Sometimes they put it in there because some people some people like to cook gravies with it stock. So some people actually cook with it and stuff. I think it's good to cook the gravy with it. Oh, God, I love it. Maggie loves jiblet gravy. I love that nasty shit. She does. She does. Jiblet. It's called jiblet gravy. Jiblet. Do you like chicken hearts? It's like jiblets with those little Mexican gums. Might be. Maybe. Maybe two words we're used for both. One word we use for both. Maggie likes all the nasty things like that. Yes, the gizzards, the hearts we've talked about this. She loves. Coliver. And I'm not a picky eater. I will eat anything. You love sardines, sardines, livers, gizzards, all that shit. Maggie's pretty much an elderly woman. Yeah. Or like an old Chinese guy. Is that how they eat? Well, yeah, they love all that. Yeah. Dude, my dad, yeah, he calls me every day and tells me he's eating sardines for breakfast or freaking bless his heart. Hey, shout out to Alan. It's a lot of prunes too. I feel like Alan doesn't have anybody cooking for him. Alan, if we were there, we'd cook you a big Thanksgiving dinner. And Alan, if you're watching this, we love you. He should come to Thanksgiving. I love you, dad. I love you, dad. All my sisters cook for my dad. And it's so stressful because he's always like extra. Like I need extra. Oh, he's picky. Big garlic. Yeah. Like he loves extra him and Don. It's yeah. Then he needs to get a grater and go buy some garlic and just bring it himself. No, if you're cooking for him, he'll be like, hey, you got more garlic. Is it like you got to cook for one night and see how it is however much garlic you have, you have to add more. Oh, hey, I'll make him a run for his money. He may be like, hold back on the garlic with me. Yeah. That would be awesome. Yeah. I don't understand how people don't like garlic. Oh, it's so good. I can't decide what's my favorite vegetable onion, garlic or broccoli. I feel like you eat a lot of garlic. I think garlic might be my favorite vegetable. I think so. Yeah. And here lately, mine's onion. It's so good. Yeah. I want onion on everything, in everything raw, cooked. It don't matter. Onion, onion, onion, onion. I don't really even consider those vegetables. Well, technically they are. I know. Yeah. But you, but when you think in vegetable, you're thinking broccoli, squat, I don't eat enough of that stuff. But onions, vegetables, if you're eating it, you're eating vegetables. Yeah. I don't like big bell peppers. I like when bell peppers are thin, thinly sliced or really chopped up. I'm picking on my bell peppers. I will say that. Yeah, I will say that. Yeah. Um, you guys, please come see us on tour, tours almost over. See where it'll be over this month. So Minneapolis, Chicago, Indianapolis, Columbus, Detroit, Philly, Boston, New York City, Charlotte and Atlanta, get your tickets at the viral podcast.co. Yeah. I can't wait to see you guys there. And we'll see y'all there. Dang. Are we, you think we're about wrapping up? Well, I think we're wrapping up because I had a wonderful time. Yeah. So during this pod. Thank you guys for you guys. Sorry. Thank y'all for downloading. Thank y'all for listening, spreading. Thank y'all for sharing and being super spreaders, the most supportive. And all the titties. Right. So, but you can't see anybody's titties right now. No, I mean, like on the tour. Oh, yeah. We've been seeing a few titties here. Yeah. Oh, good tips too. And dude, all tits are so different. And like, so whatever you're working with, just keep working it. Okay. We love it. Anything goes. And we love you. And we're going to see you next week. And don't forgive us to give us a little malt call at four, four, two, seven, seven, seven, three, three, three, one. No, please remember that you are doing right. You're looking good. And fuck when everybody else thinks, we're going viral. Get ready. We're going viral. My tummy's growling.
