The Howie Carr Radio Network
Chopped Chumps - 4.1.24
Biden didn't make any proclamations it was the possibly trans Oyster Bunnies, Joe swears. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.
- Duration:
- 1m
- Broadcast on:
- 01 Apr 2024
- Audio Format:
- mp3
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