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April Fools, Oyster Bunnies, and Crooked Joe | 4.1.24 - The Howie Carr Show Hour 1
What a disastrous weekend for the Biden Administration. First Lady Jill Biden fumbled the Easter Egg decorating event for children of the National Guard. Joe Biden put forth a "proclamation" for Transgender Visibility Day. Then, to make matters worse, the Easter Bunny (yes, that one) made another appearance.
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- 39m
- Broadcast on:
- 01 Apr 2024
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Today's podcast is brought to you by Howie's new book Paperboy. To order today, go to HowieCarShow.com and click on store. Better strap yourself in. It's time for the Howie Car Show. So I have something at the top for all of you and I think you'll be really interested in this. Not full. So President Biden is scheduled to announce he is revoking the Hatch Act. So as a gift to all of you so now I can actually take all your questions about 2024. No? That's so funny last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur. Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios. I wonder if he still wants the big job one day. Does it feel something you aspire to? I sincerely don't know what weather I will run for elected office of any kind again. You better not be. Who's your captain? Howie Car. What's your message to people about why they've got to engage and get out there to vote? I think people are going to surprise people again. What about the rap? Yeah, we'll have rabbits too. By the way, say hello to Oysterbunny. Oyster? Pretty big bunny, huh? Rump swabs, hacks and moon bounce beware. It's... Howie Car. Oysterbunny's. What kind of Oysterbunny's Mr. President? Are they Oysterbunny's on the half shell? Oysterbunny's Rockefeller or my favorite fried Oysterbunny's. Like I get it Moby Dicks and Wellfleet. Oysterbunny's. Good Lord. I mean, you know, he...every day is April Fool's Day for the Fool on the Hill, Capitol Hill. 844, 500, 42, 42, 844, 500, 42, 42. This used to be a big day for media pranks, but over the last eight years, so many stories have turned into April Fool's Day jokes, Russian collusion hoax. April Fool's Day. Ukrainian phone call, April Fool's Day. Hunter Biden laptop is disinformation. April Fool's Day. Find the fraud, Georgia phone call. April Fool's Day. Could go on for at least the first hour and a half, two hours of the show today, with just going through the April Fool's jokes. We were told they were real. The most recent one of all, he said bloodbath. April Fool's Day. Boy, how many times can you go to the well with the scams and the hoaxes and the bogus stories over and over and over again? What's the most recent one? April Fool's Day. 844, 500, 42, 4844, 500, 42, 42. The big story, we mentioned it on Friday, when it was, they issued all these proclamations for all these days. One of them was the National Transgender Visibility Day. And by the way, I didn't even bother to pull the cut today. But you know, Cesar Chavez, he didn't much like illegal immigration. He had a word to describe illegal aliens. It starts with a W. Used to be an okay word. I'm not going to say it on the air just because I don't particularly want to get canceled, but shunned and polite society. Actually Dwight David Eisenhower had an actual federal operation after he got into office in 1953 to get all the illegal aliens out of Texas and California at the time. It was called Operation W, et cetera, et cetera. But Cesar Chavez, he started the United Farm Workers and he wanted it to be for Americans. Maybe not Anglo Americans, but he wanted it to be for American citizens. And by the way, in those days, Hispanics were considered white. As well, they should be considered white. And that's the other thing we'll get into is maybe not today, but as the week goes on. They've issued new racial classifications. They've taken out a bunch more white people and made them into Middle Easterners. The dream of many Middle Easterners. He was in a cab once in the '90s with this guy from Egypt in New York City. And he just kept complaining saying, "I can't believe it." He said, "I can't believe I have to be white." He said, "I take these black passengers and they're whiter than me, but I have to be white." I said, "Man, I feel you're bad, man." He said, "I used to be a member of the non-white group, Irish. Then we became Irish. Then we became white." And it's been all downhill since then in terms of getting free stuff. Anyway, we'll get into all this. 844-542-42. It's my son, Howie's 26th birthday. Can you say happy birthday? Is this a scam? Is this an April? I'll say happy birthday anyway. 844-542-42. Well, look, my wife has a role in her family. When somebody's birthday is saying happy birthday, you ready? Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear darling. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear transgender visibility day. Happy birthday to you. All right. 844-542-42. We've got a lot to get to here today. I'll just start off with one story here. I want to get to this New York City Pulse. I want to put the mental health thing in. You understand what that's all about, right? I mean, maybe you've got to spend more time watching the welfare industrial complex scams or the grievance industrial complex scams. But this is just a way to set them all up to get SSI so they never have to work. I mean, this is the whole thing. I'd forgotten all about SSI being usable by illegal aliens until I got that document a couple weeks ago about what's going on in Massachusetts. They're setting them up for SSI. But that's all it is. They're going to come in with these certificates saying, "Well, I have a certificate from the New York City psychiatrist." And he says, "I'm mentally disabled because of the post-traumatic trust. So I can't work. I just got to get on welfare for the rest of my life." How many hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of these foreign freeloaders are going to end up on welfare, SSI. And you know, you can't get on SSI. SSI is for people. You can't get on SSDI. I don't think if you ever, if you didn't pay into Social Security, just like you got to, you got to pay into Social Security to get Social Security. But SSI is supplemental. It just, it has the same initials, but supplemental security income. So it's welfare is what it is. And that's what they're going to use this for. Eight-four, someone says, "I know what the W word is. I just don't feel like getting in a big hassle about the use of the word." And someone says, "My son's name is Howie. He's named after his grandfather." Oh, that's good to know. And I'm not his grandfather, by the way. Eight-four, four, five hundred, forty-two, forty-two. Then we get's named Howie anymore. You notice howie or Howie? It used to be a, it was not never a popular name, but it was more popular than it is now. Not as unpopular as some other names have become like, I don't know, Adolf and Benito. But not doing as well as it used to. Eight-four, four, five hundred, forty-two, forty-two. So let's see if I can play one cut here. I'm going to depress everybody here before we go to the break. This is Pete Buddha, Judge. Cut 15. Oh. I know when a lot of people see you on television these days, they may still think to themselves, "Oh, I wonder if he still wants the big job one day, not that you've been closer to it, working alongside a president. Is it still something you aspire to?" Well, I certainly have a new perspective on just how demanding that job is. Watching President Biden deal with so many concerns, challenges, and opportunities for this country. And I'm proud to be a small part of the big team that helps him get that done. I sincerely don't know whether I will run for elected office of any kind. Again, what I do know is that I've been asked to take on a big job, I'm honored and humbled to do it. It's hard, it's rewarding, and it's taken about 110% of what I have to give right now. There's a bunch of shopping carts out in the parking lot, and someone's got around them up, you know, and try not to pee, please. Unlike the last time, try not to hit any cars when you're at dent any cars, when you're bringing in all the shopping carts from the parking lot outside. Eight, four, four, five hundred, forty-two, forty-two, four, one, three. I thought Social Security was going broke. Now we're going to put all those illegals on SSI. Yeah, you know, there is no lockbox for Social Security. That's all IOUs. So we're just going to print more money to put all the illegals on SSI. That's what this is all about. Not that the seat counselors who are introducing this nonsense, whatever, admit it, but that's what it is. And it's such an insane policy that last year the New York City Council refused to take it up. But now they may just say, hey, you know, if we can get, if we can get all these, these foreign criminal deadbeats on a federal welfare program, then we won't have to worry about them. We won't have to close our schools. We won't have to close our gyms. 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Go to HowieCarshow.com and click store. Howie Carr is back. Help Mom tune out all the noise this Mother's Day with a brand new pair of Raycon Everyday Air Buds. She'll get audio quality she loves at a price you will love even more. Right now, get 20% off plus free shipping at ByRaycon.com/HowieByRaycon.com/Howie. Taylor's off today, so Jared is filling in. Jared, what is the poll question? What are the results thus far? Today's poll question, which you can vote in at HowieCarshow.com, is what did you celebrate yesterday? Transgender Day of Visibility, Caesar Chavez's birthday, Arab American History Month, or Easter Sunday. I'm going to say, like most people, Easter Sunday. Yeah, 95% of the audience said Easter Sunday. 4% say Transgender Day of Visibility, and 1% for Arab American History Month. Caesar Chavez is a scratch. Big old bagel, 0%. Well, maybe he'll get some votes after this. We're going to play the Caesar Chavez cut. Mark Levin usually plays this at least once a year. So this is Caesar Chavez. He's got his own state holiday in California. I don't know if they, you know, sometimes they don't want to do too much investigation. You know, like about Eli Yale, because they don't want to get rid of the Y. Yale is a good brand. They don't want to get rid of Flagler, Henry Morrison, Flagler, down here in South Florida, even though he had some problems. This is Caesar Chavez, the hero of the United Farm Workers, and it's Caesar Chavez's birthday. And he got a proclamation. Easter didn't get a proclamation until like last, late last night. But Caesar Chavez got one on Friday. Here he is. Cut 17. This question of the illegals is signs are interesting. Would you say that it's at this particular moment as important as any of the other problems facing the Union? Oh, yes. In the last two weeks, there's become an emergency for us. Well, there's enough of a lot of illegals coming in. By the hundred, by the thousands, our people are not only in some of the crews where there's now strike breaking. Some of the schools are 100% illegals. Outright, openly with no attempt to disguise it. And so it's so bad now that we estimate 60 to 70% of the farm workers in California are the resident worker. The citizen is out of a job because they're coming in by the thousands, just unbelievable. Yeah, there you go. He was using the W word there and we cut it out. He is shocked that they're coming in by the thousands. If Caesar could only come back, they're coming in by the millions now, Caesar, Chavez. But he had his birthday commemorated and one of his granddaughters is a big honcho in the re-elect Biden campaign. So everything is fine, I guess. Everything's fine. 844-542. And you know what? All the illegals coming in, there's a big problem with all the illegals coming in. Gavin Newsom had to deal with it over the weekend, the governor of California. They're putting up all these crimes. Excuse me, all of these cameras to deal with the crimes on the freeways. There are 480 new closed-circuit cameras to do something about the people that Caesar, Chavez was worried coming into the country. Cut 16. So today we're announcing 480 new cameras. Burt to his flock cameras, which only aid and support the efforts of law enforcement to focus on stolen vehicles. This is proven technology with privacy as foundational and a core component of the effort. This is building on efforts we made just a few weeks ago with a surge in California Highway Control and Partnership for our apartment. Justice, by the way, this led to all of this. Did he say surge? The cameras? 2007, I had a delicious transgender day ham for dinner. You better watch your microaggressions, bro. Some people prefer transgender day lamb with a little mint sauce on the side. But it's a family tradition. Whatever years is, that's what you go with. And then, of course, for the little children who were on their way to the hospital this morning for their gender affirmations, their mastectomies, their castrations, their masculations. They got a visit from the oyster bunny, and perhaps he gave them some gender-appropriate toys that they could play with. Barbies for the boys, and tanks, and toy guns for the little binary females. 844-542-4508. The cameras will take pictures of criminals who you will not prosecute. Yeah, that is an excellent way to put it, 508. That's exactly what it's all about. That's why the cops don't make a lot of arrests these days. I mean, what's the point? And who wants to go and confront somebody who, if they don't shoot you and kill you, they're not going to be held for more than a few minutes. 844-542-844-542. We will be right back. It's been a while now, but Grace's news is back with us, and we will be doing that when we return on how we come. Who are you? The spirit of Caesar Chavez. Why do you look like Caesar Romero? Because you don't know what Caesar Chavez looks like. Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios. 844-542-844-542. And now it's time for Grace's News. Hello, Howard. It is April Fool's Day, and usually a standing headline that we get on April Fool's Day is a company. We'll try to make a joke. They'll send out some sort of email. It will backfire. They'll have to apologize. And that brings me to one of my favorite stories every year. Which is when you explain and actually how Emma's never heard this story before. So this is her first time. Explain the April Fool's prank gone wrong from Channel 7. Yeah, there was a volcano that year at Mount St. Helens, and every day they just sent helicopters up. And they'd have this amazing footage of lava coming out of the volcano and spilling out into the local countryside. And it was just a great video. But there's only so much you could use, you know, of volcanoes. Once you've seen one volcano, you've seen them all, right? So we're just piling up at Channel 7. And he said, "What are we going to do with all this volcano footage?" And so they say, "Hey, I know, on April Fool's Day, at the very end of the 6 o'clock news, we'll say there's a volcano in the Blue Hills." And we'll show some pictures of the Mount St. Helens volcano. And they had a woman, Jan something, a female, just doing a fake live shot. This was John Henning's idea, the anchor. They called him the prince. He's dead now. He's the father of Greg Henning, who ran for district attorney. And it lost to Rachel Rollins. And so they did it. And even though no one watched Channel 7 news at the time, in those days, even if you had no ratings, you got a lot of people watched. And people saw it, and they went crazy. And there was this panic down around Milton. And it was this old Yankee lady who had a horse farm that had been in the family for generations. And she wanted to save all of her horses before she was incinerated along with the farm. So she let all of her horses out of the barn. And she lived really close to 128. And the horses were running out onto 128. And it was just a big, big story, you know? Yeah. And you could look at it and go, well, there's not a volcano there. So why didn't everyone get the joke? But then, I don't know, people are people trust the news? It was a hill. It was a hill. Right. I mean, no one thought there was going to be a volcano at Mount Vesuvius, either, right? Right. Very true. So, I mean, volcanoes can sneak up on you sometimes. And they just thought that, you know, even though the blue hills are older than just about any other mountain range or what was a mountain range on Earth. They still fell for it. And so then they had to decide what to do, so they couldn't get rid of John Henning because he had a big contract and he was like the star of the station, such as it was. And so they fired the assistant news director. He got him. Skip Silly. He had to take the fall. He was the fall guy. He was the Patsy. And, you know, it's a funny thing because, you know, most, all these media outlets used to have, like, a news director, an assistant news director. If you were a radio station, you had a music director, an assistant music director. Now they don't have news directors or music directors, let alone assistant news directors and assistant music directors. So it's Skip Silly. I don't think you ever really got another big job in, you know, broadcast media again. And it was all because they really wanted to use this footage. Never let good volcano footage go to waste. Right. No, I think I've told you the story. I used to know a guy that worked at this paper in North Carolina after we got out of college called the Thomasville Times. I don't even think it's around anymore. It's become a weekly, but it was a daily. And it was in the furniture belt in North Carolina. They had a giant chair. I guess you can see where this is going. They had a giant chair in the middle of town. So mid '70s, April fools, they rolled around and they just, they just photoshopped in a picture of a plane hitting the giant chair. And so that as soon as it hit the, as soon as they started home delivery, the downtown was, was gridlocked with people coming to see that the tragic, the tragic demise of the giant chair would after it was struck by a plane. This stuff happens. People are so gullible. What's going on? Grace, Grace, you wanted me to give you a more recent one? If you wear masks, you won't get COVID. That's true. That's true. If you eat, if you eat French fries, you can still get COVID at a restaurant, but if you order a full dinner, you're okay. But it's a wonderful, these poor townspeople, it's like they were being targeted by the local news back off. You know, now you're going after a giant chair. The one thing we have going on in this town, nothing sacred. Fortunately, none of the horses got killed. They were let go by the way. Did they get on the highway? They got close to the highway anyway. I don't know for sure. Howie, what a sight that would be to see. You're like at the Dunkin' Donuts. You know what I mean? And then all of a sudden, the horse comes just trotting through. Amazing stuff. How about if you were at a bar? How about if you were at a bar in Milton or Dedham and you just kind of only have like paying attention and you see these volcanoes? And I mean, did everyone just like take off in their cars to try to escape? Everyone's just like, everybody was paying that tab. It was lines like you saw on the Blizzard of '78, people trying to beat the storm. I would have, I mean, I'm sure a lot of people cracked open some, you started smoking cigarettes again too. Because like, why not? You know, if the volcano's going to take you out, you might as well go out on a high. Yeah, I mean, have you ever seen those pictures of those people in Pompeii? I mean, they're just going about their daily business and boom, it's over. Oh, my gosh. Well, thank you for that, Howie. Grace's news on April Fool's Day is brought to you by Toyota of Portsmouth. Keeper Toyota, a Toyota and schedule your next service appointment online at Toyota of Portsmouth.com. Get more value with factory trained technicians and genuine Toyota parts. Howie, I know that at some point today you'll play the Joe Biden cuts, but I did. I did actually want to go to one right now during the news segment because I need to say something. Poor Al Roker is getting saddled. He lost something. He lost some sort of competition, some contest. He drew the short straws, they say. Yes. And now he's being saddled with these Joe Biden interviews that are so painful. And for some, I don't understand what he did to deserve this. Poor Al Roker. So in this interview, Joe Biden tells a weird story about his kids/grandkids. This is a softball interview that he gave to Al Roker today prior to the Easter Egg Roll. Jared Taylor's choice. And as far as, you know, your memories of this house, you know, I mean, we're assuming, I don't know what the future holds, but what are your favorite memories about this place? Our kids jumping in bed with us. A little of our grandkids when we're down here just sneaking up and jumping in bed with us. That's my favorite memory. They love it. They love wandering through the halls. They love. There's two floors upstairs, a lot of bedrooms, private residence, and they just love coming down. Do you ever take a shower with his daughter in the White House? This is one thing I will say. This interview with Al Roker was at least in person because he's done ones with Joe. He's had interviews with Joe over the phone, and that's even worse because then you have the delay. But is this, do we have more, Jared? Let's play another one. Poor Al Roker. Doing yeoman's work. This is Al Roker. We have people who just, people who say, look, I think we're going to find out that what happened is a consequence of the crisis we had in health. We have a lasting effect. And we just got to get people to move. We're ready. I mean, I think the country's ready to come together in a way. I mean, that's the same. I'm still optimistic. The crisis that we had in health. April Fool's. But this is the guy. So now he's back to running on what he ran in 2020, which is on the unifier in chief. This is after he calls us all Neanderthals and calls us all Nazis. And now he's going to go back to the cut. We've got to play one more cut then in this case. We've got to play where he talks about it. How like you say, he's calling it. He's calling half the country. Nazi is white supremacists, nationalists, xenophobes, nativists. Although he doesn't know the meaning of those last two words. Listen to what he says what people are tired of. Cut one. What's your message to people about why they've got to engage and get out there to vote? I think people are going to surprise people again. They're going to engage. A little overwhelming response from around the road. Look, we have tens of thousands of people contributing five, ten bucks a pop. We've opened up a hundred headquarters. We have people waiting to just get engaged. I mean, I just think people are so tired of the negativity. So tired of the goodness propagated. They just want to get engaged. They want to change things. And I'm optimistic. I really am. He's a real ray of sunshine. I don't know if you've heard any of his speeches lately. Yeah, I mean, they're tired of the negativity. Who's been attacking? I don't know. Big meat. Big pharma. Big Snickers. Big Snickers. Big oil. Shrink Flation. You have to dig for it. Big Frito Lays. Putting three fewer chips in every fun bag of ranch flavored Doritos. You know what surprises me? So, you know, I don't know what tells going on here. I'm surprised that, and I meant to say this earlier on my show. Matt, I forgot. But I'm surprised typically the Biden family, they'll use these holidays. They'll say they have a tradition. And it's just an excuse for them to get on a private plane and go to like an island somewhere. I'm surprised that Easter doesn't come with some sort of like, oh, the Biden family tradition of going to Bermuda for 14 days. It seemed like this one, they kind of lay low. But I mean, this is not really prime vacation season on Nantucket or Martha's Vineyard though, you know. I mean, that's where they like to flop as America's guests. That's very true. By the way, Joe Biden's fine. And they can't go. They can't really go to Florida because everybody's down here. All the billionaires are still down here, right? So there's no room at the end for them. So I guess that, but so he picks the next best thing, he goes to Camp David. A lot of presidents really love Camp David. It's kind of like out in the middle of nowhere, but it's kind of neat. I mean, you think his shotgun out there and do some ski shooting, you know. He claims he claims he likes to do, you know, shoot clay pigeons, right? Yeah, he fires off to blast. The other thing I wanted to say about Florida, I'm glad you mentioned it, Trump's having a fundraiser. So everyone get ready because fundraisers are about to go back to being bad once Trump is expected to bring in around 30, that's, that's what people are saying. A million dollars at the fundraiser this week in Palm Beach. Can you believe he's tied up South Ocean Boulevard again? With his dark. What about those working people that are coming to clean the toilets of his rich plutocratic contributors and cronies? Don't forget dark money. Yes, I think what people probably want to know how he's, will you be attending this big fundraiser? No, I will not. I didn't, I didn't, I don't make the cut. I don't make the dark money cut. My money is at best gray. A light shade of gray. All right. Howie, that's it for me. And just so everyone knows, we're going to hold off on hate mail Monday until tomorrow if it's okay because Taylor tends to get a lot of hate. So we don't want to leave him out. All right. Okay. Eight, four, four, five hundred, forty two, forty two. Ever notice that when moms ask what they want, when you ask mom what she wants for Mother's Day, so many of them just say one day of peace and quiet son. And you say, or think to yourself in this family? Well, good luck. Maybe you can't help mom run away from all her duties and responsibilities, but at least you can help her tune them out with a brand new pair of Raycon the earbuds. Raycon's everyday earbuds are the perfect way to turn and tune out all the noise around you and to tune into something great. Their audio quality rivals all the big audio brands you know and love. At a price you'll love even more. 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You'll get 20% off and free shipping at buy Raycon.com/howie. That's buy Raycon.com/howie. I'm Howie Car. The Howie Car Show is back. The 4-542-42 John from Kansas says, "I can't believe you didn't ask Gracie the name of the horses in that fake vintage April Fool story." She wasn't even alive when that story happened John, but I was. The names of the horses that were let go were paint, flecka, fury, dobbins and silver. Before she let silver go, before she let them open the last door, the old lady said, "Hio Silver, good luck out running the lava." She did. And John from Kansas also says, "PS, go Tar Heels, go Jayhawks, go Dean Smith. Dean Smith's not coming down for breakfast for almost 10 years now and the heels and the Jayhawks aren't coming down for breakfast anymore either, but I'm for the Wolfpack now. The Wolfpacks, as we used to call them, from NC State. I don't think they're going anywhere, but hey, I'm for them. They beat Duke. That was a good win. Did you know Duke had a player on the team who painted his nails? I don't follow basketball as much as I used to. I just keep an eye on those scores for the heels, but a college basketball player painting his nails. I guess one of the NC State players really trolled him mercilessly last night after the Wolfpacks knocked out the snooty Duke Blue Devils. 844, 500, 42, 42, 844, 500, 42, 42, we might as well finish off these, I mean, you talk about slurring. This is just crazy. And they did this very early in the day too, this event. And then some people said that it was a message from God that there was thunder and lightning. They had the postponant for about an hour because God was so angry about what they'd done the Easter and the transgender day of visibility. But before when he was on live on NBC, this was Biden with Al Roker cut to. What is so special about this egg roll? Well, it's so special. It's just so open. This is the people's house. And it's over 40,000 people here, the largest ever. And we just like to open it up to places that people see. This is that place. So this is this is this is this is this is this. Yeah, I forget that Mr. Ed was it was also Mr. Ed was kind of lurking behind. Come on, Wilbur. You can ride on my back to get away from the lava. But three people are saying, you know, but I'm feeling my buck isn't going as far. What do you say to those folks about the economy and what's going on? Well, I say we have the best economy in the world. We got to make it better. We really do have the best economy in the world jobs are up more than they've ever been. We're in a situation where the lowest unemployment rate in 50 years is maintained. I'm going to give me a fact checker somewhere over here in aisle three. Or should I just say April fools the economy's great April fools. There's no inflation April fools. And how we car do I really stand on my legs all night. [MUSIC PLAYING]