Golan-Globus Theater
Surviving the Game (Ice-T, Rutger Hauer, Gary Busey)
I used to eat baby, this goes out to all you haters out there Acting like a brother then did something wrong 'cause he got his game tight Don't hate to play or hate the game Don't hate to play or hate the game, nigga's sharp in your aim Every ball on the streets is searching for your new fame Some come up, some get done, I'm accepted to it If you out for mega chatter, you got to go high risk Sometimes I get illy, cop back to 9 milli I choose not to bust, smack your punk ass silly I use this for the crib, it costs 2.5 milli Some in pool in my living room, I guess I'm a willy I don't get high, so I don't split the fillies Niggas say they gonna kill me, and I save Or really hit my Kawasaki, I pull off on a willy This is straight lace pepin, I know you home silly I come through, make a whole club petro You might as well echo, I blast, make the whole club echo You don't really wanna test the LA back door Most of my crews on death row, the real They ain't with the trigger, nice with the steal Step into the kiln zone, caps get peeled You whack, you looking for a record deal Bow down, on second dark punk bitch, live Don't hate the player, hate the game, niggas sharp in your aim Every ball on the streets is searching for your new fame Some come up, some get done, I'm accepted to it If you out for mega chatter, you got to go high risk Don't hate the player, hate the game, niggas sharp in your aim Every ball on the streets is searching for your new fame Some come up, some get done, I'm accepted to it If you out for mega chatter, you got to go high risk Don't hate the player, 'cause my game's much Tighter than yours, my girls, finer than yours, my juice shine Righter than yours, you look me dead in my face Then you act like you don't see me, you wanna be me You hate my motherfucking guts Golden Globies, welcome back, friends We know that it's been a hard month The fucking alongside I just started Already I just started, but hard month We know we're coming out of a heart See, this is why you gotta listen to me get the fucking first statement out It's been a hard month of October Comma, October It's been a hard fucking month That's why our friends haven't been showing up to listen to us Just try to please them Give them a little bit of joy in their life Because you can't turn on any fucking media I put out a record the other day, you know what came out? They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs You can't go anywhere without hearing some kind of political advertisement, Murray Well, if you're listening to this on Wednesday, then you're not hearing them anymore You're hearing how Trump won the most perfect election of all time Or he got robbed and you really still won That's what you guys are listening to right now So we're gonna give you a break from that Yeah, he is perfectly encapsulating the whole thing I used to do as a kid My dad taught me this trick Had that when "Tales You Lose," you flip the coin, "Tales You Lose" Well, he is a man-baby, so He is a complete man-child Yeah, so regardless of what the results were, we hope you're excited for a little levity After that awful, you know, just our election cycle that is endless Yeah Who's ah, God, I don't even want to talk about I just hope that we're all ready to enjoy We're having a movie that kind of talks about this It's about the 99% versus the 1% That's right It's all about the unfairness, the playing field, not being level You can be mediocre as long as you're old, rich and white Right, dude It predicted a lot of things that are very interesting This movie came out in 1994, so early '90s They always do the same Oh, rich people with their fucking LL, being sweaters, their fucking tan leather bass You know, I was thinking about that I know your answer, but I'm gonna ask it anyway for the whole audience Are you people that are motivated by brand names on clothing? First of all, I find that very tacky, first of all Yeah Like, I gotta have my Gucci $100 t-shirt Yeah Have you ever been like, I gotta have a brand? Brand, fuck, no Even if it's just like Nike or Adidas or something Like, I just never I have no corporate loyalty at all I don't understand it by people who do Fuck corporations Yeah, no, I find like advertising shit like that Like, tacky as fuck Like, I get that they're supposed to be, you know Finer, equality, things But at the same, I'm like, no You pay me to advertise you, not the other way around 'Cause I've noticed, well, this isn't new But the brand of choice for boring suburban white people North Face North Face, is that it? North Face, yeah, yeah I see a lot of boring white people wearing rock in their north face Yeah There's a lot of people who do rich white folks who will wear like the mountain gear and all that Rich white suburban people, men Love wearing sportswear Like, when they're not at the office, they love wearing I think that's the, that's One tiny step above wearing pajama bottoms outside I agree It's tacky, it does now look good Unless you're going in the gym, and even then What? We can all, I'm gonna, here's my gripe against We haven't griped a lot We're gonna be griping about rich white people in entire episodes This was his movies about That's right Why do rich or middle class white people have to have a uniform to do things Like, if I'm going to the gym I'm just preparing a pair of fucking shorts And ready as t-shirt that I got in the gym I don't go, I have to have my workout uniform Yes I'm wearing the ratty as shit I'm riding my bike I'm just wearing what I'm wearing right now I'm not gonna have my Lance Armstrong outfit Which I see all the time driving here You guys, the fucking assholes on the road Get off the fucking road You're fucking bicycle And just And they're dressed like fucking Lance Armstrong I want a place for you bikers Just by the way But I don't know how you fucking brave those roads That seems dangerous as fuck because It's that sense of entitlement they have That there's no way, it's like the way People just walk, if you notice that Like if you're like driving Through a parking lot People just walk right in front of you Not even looking I don't It may be probably where I come from I trust nobody and nothing I don't trust anyone to stop for me I'm never Like even like looking at my phone It's walking and Trusting these people who stop for me Yeah, I don't trust them I stare them the fuck down But In the parking lot it's all about the pedestrian You gotta be careful Cause you got people coming in with shopping cards You got people coming and going You, when you are in a parking lot You need to be a lot careful As the driver You need to be with your foot on the fucking brake You can't be on the gas At all But I get what you're saying People who are doing like the no look walk Like yeah, you're gonna stop for me Now I stare people in the face when they come at me too hard I think it's ballsy as fuck, I'll give them that Cause I don't trust anybody We hear all the time on the news in Detroit People getting fucking hit and runs All the time Yeah In the parking lots? No, just walking in the little fucking street What's up with that shit too I'm gonna wear all black and I'm gonna walk in the middle of this street And I'm gonna trust people Not to stop Look Or to stop It's just a dangerous game Not the most dangerous game No But a dangerous game It's like a deadly game of freeze tag It's like a deadly game of freeze tag Yeah, Dr. Dre used that line in a fucking song Yeah We'll get into rap later We'll get into rap later Apparently you've been really We've been kind of teasing it out there Cause we haven't had a chance to talk about our own tales And tribulations over the last month Cause we've had guests and we've wanted a whole bunch of guests Yeah, we want to let the spotlight be on our guests Not us Of course Yeah, so yeah, were we gonna talk about The show? We had a fateful evening Are you had a fateful evening? It was a merciful fateful evening It was a merciful fateful evening Yeah, okay, we teased it last week We had the lovely series on But we wanted to give her her time to talk about her favorite movie So we put a pen in it Our favorite non-Arnold Palmer penis Sam Raimi's Yeah Of course Alright, so a couple of weeks ago Griffin and I went to the lovely hymn tramik The city within the city Seriously, look it up on the map Yeah, it's a city inside of Detroit And we were going It's a Halloween Even though it was a couple weeks before Halloween It was a Halloween show We had local Halloween metal guys Acid witch playing Guy looks like Kid rocks, like twisted twin brother It looked like Kid Rock and Joe C had a child Yes, he is a foot shorter But he still has the full head of hair He had better hair though, his hair wasn't as greasy as Kid rocks Yeah, that's what I'm saying He's well conditioned All the compliments Slasher Dave, we love you Great hair Yes, absolutely Yeah, so we're And so we go To Sanctuary Sanctuary, this is what we've never seen this show We've seen wrestling shows Our friend Joe, the genetic check But look for him We're going to make this our new tradition Everything's giving, we're going to try to have Joe on And he's going to be ye He's already giving the thumbs up He will be here for our thanks Because we're going to fly solo for the next couple of weeks Because we need a break We need a break And you need more of us And then Joe will be on for our thanksgiving episode But that's Sanctuary We've only been there for wrestling shows Right So it was a different beast We show up We, I think one band, Girth, was that the band? Sure We didn't see them Oh, we didn't see them Yeah, sure I think they would go Girth Okay But we got there in time to see a band called Vanek Vanek, I don't know what that means I think it's vampire related Because he had a Nosferatu type creature on his He liked Sitting on objects in the background And looking over people Yeah, because he was a one man band Yep, he had a drum machine Yeah, it was a drum machine and a bass machine Yep And it's, it's Hey, they come a long way with the sense Because it sounded like a band Yeah, no, it was, it was not bad I appreciate he was rocking the Flying V Old school fucking metal Flying V guitar Yeah, did not hate it He had a shower curtain with blood on it Covering his, his, his tools And a TV set Hey, yes, he had a TV set that was playing images from horror movies It was a Halloween concert Yes So, but he's just playing straight up like metal Old school, like this is not very extreme shit No You know, this is more like a rock and roll level Like motorhead style metal, like it's more rock and roll Instead of thrashing Despite it being a couple weeks before Halloween We do have a lot of people here in Halloween costume Well, they were told to bring, you know, wear a costume Oh, were they? Yeah Was that part of the advertisement? Yeah, yeah Okay So, um, this is great, that was fine So we know a woman will take any opportunity to play dress up So they were Un Shockingly a lot of women at this show Yeah, there was We were saying that when we went and saw a castle rapper Like, oh fuck, like, it's like 60, 40, you know, 40 being women Yeah, we're not, I'm definitely not used to the shows I go to Yeah So, this is cool, you know, so, okay, now we're gonna get to the problem We're gonna get to meet in the matter? Yeah, so at this point, this is the second opening band After that acid wish and then, uh, midnight So, there's not many, it's not many people there So, we're like, hey! Sanctuary is a small venue, by the way So, we're all, we're kind of packed in there But, yeah, if you get a little bit of a ruckus It's enough to really Right, so we're like, hey, let's get up near the stage Because usually we hang back in the back, so we don't deal with people So, everyone's enjoying the show, the men and the women And then, two guys Yes Mouth guard? Mouth guard? There was a guy, I don't know, he was, I'm gonna say he was of Middle Eastern descent He might have been Hispanic Rocks our hair, I'll give him that Rocks our hair, beautiful curls Nobody will, yeah, nobody will get this reference At all listening to this, but he looked like hell hammer, the drummer from mayhem But anyway So, he's there to cause trouble, hence the mouth guard Yes Next to him, we would see, this is a Halloween show, so we weren't sure if this was this guy's look Or if he was wearing a costume, because he looked like Gary Oldman from True Romance Yes He dreadlocked wigger pimp from True Romance I don't think he said the N word very much I didn't hear it if he did No, I don't think he did, I didn't hear anything he was saying So those, mouth guard was the worst Mouth guard? He was there to cause trouble, to be impediment to the fun, to be a douchebag Yeah, because he's not only, so they start their two-man little dance I just wanna go, go in the bathroom and fuck each other, because that's what you wanna do Can we talk about moshing for a minute, how much I hate it, I've always hated it Moshing is stupid Alright, it's You wanna get in a fight, go outside, there's plenty of people that will fight you Alright, I've always hated moshing, it's stupid I don't like fucking the, and I'm gonna say it, I'm gonna say it, I don't wanna sound like I'm not that Master's here at Garden Republican rally, it just happened a week ago, but moshing is super gay Think about it, group What was the difference between what we witnessed, and we witnessed in multiple shows And the scene from cruising with their sniffing rags of animal nitrate and dancing It's the exact same vibe Yeah, okay, I can see it, I can see it We're not homophobic here at G&G In fact, I'm encouraging it, stop fighting the urge, go back and fuck each other That's what you wanna do That's what you wanna do And let us have a good time, because I don't want your fucking gross sweaty, flabby body touching me I get when the music and the vibe is so fucking overwhelming that people get into it I've been to shows where I've been consumed in the pit, and I've gotten along with it just fine And Murray, you know, I go along with it, it's a good time But when it's two people, and then a third person Oh, let's get talked about the third person Because that is a ratio that is not like, they're forcing it, and I hate anything forced And nobody bit, but they wouldn't give up They wouldn't Let's talk about third guy, this guy really grinded my gears I wanted to punch him in his face just on principle Just on principle He had, he had, you could just look at this guy and go Piece of shit dirtbag Yeah, proud Yes He wanted to be now Like hey, he's the kind of guy who would fuck you all over and be like I'm just being me Hey, you should've known better Probably It's gonna show you how you grew up, probably your age Looked 70 Oh no, I... Colding That happens Yeah, but it's like... You can't blame him for that No, but you reach a point where you're just like, shave it all off Yeah, no, you know, I gotta play the voice of reason here if you're good at all What was he wearing, do you remember what he was wearing? Oh, Jesus Christ, he's wearing Necto gear Necto is our fucking dance club in downtown Ann Arbor, which is also a prepier place to be But then you have Necto in the middle of that And so you've got all these girls, and yes, when I go down to some of my Ann Arbor movies You see the Necto like... I have no idea what you're talking about College girls going down there It's a dance club in downtown Ann Arbor And it's mostly just like alumni, old people going to the steakhouse across the street and everything And they're fucking LL Bean sweaters, I'm bringing that back up They look like straight out of the... This guy wasn't well dressed at all, what are we talking about? Give me a fucking second Alright And so you got this weird clash of all these LL Bean sweaters And then these chicks going in with their micro skirts And this man was wearing the dance cargo short pants capris You can't define them, are they pants, are they shorts? Are they capris? And they're giant jinko leg sized And I didn't realize this until we get to later in the story It until I was in good lighting They're like neon green too, so it fits the bill He's straight out of the casting, a Batman forever I want to say Was the neon one? So he's got that going on, he's got his little knackered chiff that he was wearing Yeah, what color was it? It was rad, he had traditional red He's into that kind of thing So he would look totally fit in the ramrod Again, you brought that up and You're only providing more evidence Right So occasionally he would get involved So it was a three-man pit every once in a while But There's the natter too, in every pit there's the natter The guy who like Does that kick his ass? No, there's also the guy that doesn't get in the pit But like pushing people into the pit I call them the bumpers They're even, they're sociopaths They're pinball, like the pinball flippers They're the bumper guys, that's what they live for They're the type of guy who says I'm not an aggressive person in my normal day Because I listen to metal and I get it all out there And I find that to be the crazy So this is the thing, we're not at a hardcore punk show We're at a metal show Yeah I'm gonna say it right now I've decreed it This is a tippy-tapping itself I want it, because the movie's gonna be fast guys That's why the intro's gonna be long So I want us, you know, I see one, I want to see comeback group Headbanging I want people to start headbanging again And not much You want rockstar hair? I want, well no I don't want that You want to see the hair flying Yeah Because we're fucking metal, dude We're not punk But yeah So they So we're there Griff is closer to the pit than I am Yeah So They're Every once in a while slamming into Griff Because fucking mouth guard The worst perpetrator of all Because he, not only Because he would, it wasn't like somebody would push him And he wouldn't get pushed And he would hurl himself into people Again, I believe in like Going with the flow of things You're going upstream Very poetry, Bruce Lee Like you go with the flow of things These guys are trying to force this so bad on everything You know, they're trying to force this pit They're trying to force people into the pit They're trying Point, we pointed out at the beginning A lot of women here I know, I understand you're not getting late I understand you're fighting your homosexual urges Tone it down They're girls here Some of the women were into it I'll give you one There was one chick There was two chicks I saw that were really into it We always point out When we actually have like the minority show up There was the little black Yeah, there was a little intense black chick there Yeah She wasn't having it, she didn't care for it No But yeah, so They're doing it And then they're slamming in the grip And then I'm going to allow you What was going on with you at this moment? Well, first off when the first... This is where grip almost died When the first slam happened I bump into a guy He's got a fresh cup of beer It pours straight into the pocket that has my phone I keep my phone in my front pocket, of course Like most people do Yeah That is how I lost my last cell phone Is that a little girl shot me with a squirt gun in my pocket And the water got into my phone So I was like Great Didn't you throw it in rice? Isn't that what you're supposed to do? I didn't realize it was dying I pulled my phone out And it was working fine and everything So I was just like "Oh, okay, whatever" And then when I returned to my phone two hours later It was dead So I pulled my phone out I'm tapping it I'm making sure no water is happening Tippy tapping it I'm tippy tapping it I fucking put it in my other pocket And I'm like Shrugging at Murray Like I just got fucking Beer all over my goddamn phone I don't know if it just ruined it I'm just staring daggers at mouth guard I wanted to fucking punch him in the back of the head So we're going through And I've had an issue I've had an issue in the past It's been about ten years since this issue Has occurred But I'm getting a little I'm not in the costume I'm wearing appropriate attire It's probably 45 to 50 degrees outside It was a chillier day It wasn't that hot It was when I'm trying to get to It's falling Michigan It's falling Michigan Inside I'm starting to feel like it's about 120 degrees It was not that hot You were going through something Yeah, yeah Well, I got it We're getting context For the audience Yeah So I'm starting to get kind of fucking sweaty here Because there wasn't at this point We're at the second opening band So it's not packed It's not nuts to butts It's just Yeah And so I bump Murray and I'm like [mumbles] So I'm hearing that So I'm not hearing anything But my What I'm thinking Griff is telling me Is Because you see the Griff says I got to go back There I'm assuming it's because You're sick of mouth guard Bumping into you So you want to Remove yourself From the situation So I'm just like He's just going to be In the back watching the show Yeah So I'm going outside And what's actually Happened to your friends Is I don't know if I've ever Told a theater bizarre story Murray knows the theater bizarre A lot of our friends None of the theater bizarre Story But about ten years ago I went to an event Another Halloween event Another Halloween event Mind you Not really drinking at either One of these events I didn't have a drink When we went to this show That fateful night The acid witch show And at the theater bizarre show My girlfriend at the time Bought me one drink And I was walking around with that But I've been having this issue And it seems to occur in October October seems to be there It scares you I think you're getting scared I might be getting scared Yeah And so what ends up happening Is my body starts getting really hot And what happened at theater bizarre Is that I was like I need to go cool my face down And I walked off to try to find a bathroom We're in the giant Masonic temple Which is just a cathedral Of fucking Do you want to explain to people What theater bizarre It's like a there's like a masquerade party It's like a masquerade You've got all kinds of weird art Things happening You have various rooms With various acts going on You can get flecked What is the Buttsmackin thing called Fleck Or just the whipping and all that It's like an half word Flagellated Flagellated As the word I was looking for But you can do some Consensual Flagellation And everything It was an S&M scenario There's all kinds of shit like that Going out of there bizarre There's people in cages And piercings And hey Like it's bizarre And it's a theater Yeah There you go And so I'm trying to find a place to wash my face And I get to a little corridor I'm reaching for a wall As my vision starts to go black I reach out for the wall I don't find it But my face finds it And I smash my face Like I'm bloodied all up I'm passed out in a mess And you know people start helping me up When you describe this to me when this happened Because it's the only time I was aware that this has happened to you I was like somebody roofied you dude Somebody put something Slipped you a Mickey if you will Yeah So now we flash forward About ten years later At Acid Witch This is happening to me again I recognize it now I've been to shows A lot of shows Doesn't really happen that often But it happened here So I was like shit I gotta get out of here I gotta get to some cold air I gotta get to some oxygen Whatever So I'm trying to get outside And I'm pushing through people I'm starting to get wobbly drunk as fuck legs Despite you know I had like two drinks When we were recording Like six hours early or whatever And I'm pushing through I get outside I'm getting to a wall A spot where I can just fucking rest A safe space if you go home A safe space I touch the wall I put my back to it I'm slumping down So I'm consciously slumping down And in the middle of being like In the slump And hitting the ground I pass out again I blacked out I fainted So I go out for who knows How long? Meanwhile I'm oblivious I'm just watching the show You're just watching the show And you know One of the good guards there The event crew sees me And is like Oh fuck dude And people are coming over Like hey you okay Helping me up and everything Getting me water So I just found like 30 minutes Just sitting outside I tried to stay it up at one point I couldn't Like I stood up for a minute I was like I can't do this And I had to sit back down So Vanik awful And his set ends So I'm like I look back I'm expecting to see Griffin This is a bar So it's not a very big place Like what the fuck is Griffin And I'm looking around I'm like Oh I'll find him You'll find me Whatever We're in a small club I think while I was outside I texted you and I was like Hey man Yeah then I get that I checked the text And I'm like oh fuck What the fuck's going on Here And I remembered you You're experiencing Theatre Bizarre So Yeah so Yeah You get You get Hydrated Rehydrated You're feeling okay I'm starting to feel like Okay I can get into this again I can get back into this I think I told you like I'm going to stand for the back Right yeah Because it was starting Even though People, even though acid Which weren't the main Headliners Midnight was People were there to see acid Yeah they were there That's when it was the most packed So when they hit the stage It was packed And it was getting really hot In there So Griff was in the bar area It's like the place is like Half venue, half bar Yeah So he's back in the bar Yeah So I'm watching the show And then Fucking my off guard Starts the shit up again With fucking Gary Oldman And Oh I see like a Fucking little woman With her fucking boyfriend They're dressed up And some outfit Get fucking wiped out Oh really? Yeah Oh man Apparently her glasses went Flying somewhere People were looking for a Glasses And this is what I'm like Saying like Know that like There's a time in a place And this isn't the time Of the place Like I said There are a lot of women Here And you're fucking wiping out Well you shouldn't be Wipe on anybody I feel like the appropriate thing Is If it's three people To a hundred people That's the wrong ratio Right And no one No matter how hard they were Trying nobody was biting No one Except for fucking bandana Yeah bandana, mouth guard And Gary Oldman And even bandana was it He was half-heartedly doing it Yeah he was messed up on some Yeah We'll get to the messed up People So I'm like watching And then I get pushed into a Guy in a fucking wheelchair Oh yeah I fell over this guy in a fucking Wheelchair So I'm like fuck this shit I wanted to murder a mouth guard At this point I'm like I don't want it So we're ending now I don't want to be like Vic From Freya 13 Part 5 If you listen you get that fucking joke That's right So I go back Fucking 65 people Excuse me Our numbers are 6,000 No less No fewer What the fuck? Anyways So I go back to stand with Griff We're at the middle Right where the bar ends Yeah The thing starts We're by the sound board Yeah And we stay there And then this is where The shapes start appearing Okay So there's this guy And by the way He was fucked up But he was harming nobody He was keeping to himself Pretty much But you could see That he was fucked up beyond He was the uncomfortable kind Of fucked up though I will give this Like if you saw the person Hanging on people On the subway station You'd be like Please don't come near me He was standing there Like he was on a ship Nobody else was on He was teetering back and forth Because he was fucked up Yeah So he's okay So I'm sure everyone in England will know what I'm talking about But we're going to tell what he looked like So he looks like I looked up the guy's name No fielding I know him as from the mighty Boucher that was on Adult Swim But I think he's popular More than England That show Especially with my era Is huge I never got into it But I know I knew you were talking So he looks like him And he's wearing a Freddy Krueger sweater Black and pink Yeah, black and pink But it was a striped sweater But you're right So we're calling him Noel Krueger Throughout the evening Because he's just Back and forth teetering Back and forth So there's this fucking I'm surprised this guy Wasn't in the pit Because there's this Very aggressive Angry bald guy with a mustache Sitting standing next to him And I understand it It gets annoying Because he was Literally Like I said Back and forth So he was pumping Into this guy And he was gleeful About like hanging On people He was Hanging on people I thought he was with somebody Like no he wasn't Yeah he was Playing with their drinks And like I was like Wow And then every once in a while He would give out He was this intense Clothes mouth grin Grinch-like Oh yeah So But Bald guy pushed him at one point The whole guy Flips the fuck out I think he was I mean as annoying as The guy was He wasn't harming anybody Sure So he's like "Botherfucker! A fucking kill now!" And then thankfully he Walked off to the other side Separated And that guy Noel No reaction No reaction He's so fucked up He's not where he is Exactly So I understand This couple comes up Cute little like girl Like she was like Some kind of sexy none thing Yeah sexy none And John Lennon No I don't Oh Exorcist preacher Exorcist preacher He looked like he was supposed to be Some kind of preacher Or John Lennon Because he had Beatles hair To me he looked like Guy in a progressive rock band Like he's Wearing skin type pants And like a button down shirt Black sweater Like a sophisticated metal guy Black sweater He was not wearing black sweater I saw black sweater But hey I passed out twice this And he had Yeah he had like 1970s 80s Kind of hair Yeah And So the poor little girl Because she was in front So it was like me Little girl Little nun Noel Yeah So she was literally watching the show With her hand Pushed out in front of her In case he fell on her Yes Because he was Constantly teetering Yeah Here's another I already talked about My hatred of mashing Here's another thing I Hate about shows And Mouthegard If you wasn't annoying enough This was another annoying thing I hate about shows That Mouthegard was constantly doing The person who can't just watch the show They're constantly going back and forth Back and forth Back and forth Back and forth Throughout the show Like why are you here Yeah Because you're not watching the show You're just Constantly Fucking Brushing Blumping past me Constantly Constantly So Mouthegard If I ever see you in a show again I'm going to kill you So he was doing that too So there's Red in that Noel fucks off He just disappears No disappeared Like all those drunk crazy folks I've run into shows They always seem to skitter into a fucking duct Or something They disappear Yeah By the time acid which was like In the middle of their set Mouthegard got it Nobody wants to mush I think the Boshpit ended You think so, okay I don't know I didn't go back in there Yeah But then we had some fun Like there was Actually which ended the show They do the Song from Return of Living Dead Do you want to party? Oh okay That's their closers They did the last time we saw them Too at that other Weird fucking bar We also want to point out Like We're Men of a certain age You do the fucking two o'clock In the morning shows It's hard Because fuck I mean They can't call Midnight headlining Don't you think they should Start at midnight? No So as to what you're still On the stage Or at midnight And then you did a thing Because they're Halloween Metal So I describe Their songs are about Fucking Halloween Devil's Night Detroit All that shit If you're into that I'd say I recommend Checking them out And they have Like they had a guy come out And dressed as a witch And he was throwing candy Oh I even see that You see a slasher Dave had The little goblin Fingers I saw that I saw that A little rubber Witch Fingers You know You remember at one point I said hey I'm going to go To the bathroom I was fainting again And I went to the To get them oblivious And I went to the bathroom Because I was A horrible friend Because I was like Maybe I just need to move My move around a little And so I go to the bathroom I'm starting to try to get my Dick out And I'm like My vision's fading I do not want to black out In the corner of You don't want to fall Face for a new year With my dick out Because I was getting my dick out You're not an old kid who's walked in You know what's going to happen Or a mouth guard probably That's one thing you take the mouth guard out for I guess I don't want to be sexually assaulted On top of everything else No that would be rough Because I had no idea So then I went back outside And I had to go hang outside And I got to listen to all The fucking crazy talk And I forgot I bought you That little fucking toy last week The little boy in the room And I went back outside And I got to listen to All the fucking crazy talk And I forgot I bought you That little fucking toy last week The little boy in the room And I got to listen to All the fucking crazy talk And I forgot I bought you That little fucking toy last week The little gover commander You got on your mic now That you play with But I fainted a second time While things were happening Right, and I'm oblivious And they did a thing where We had a little crowd interaction Where last last year Dave Pulled out the fake spider webs Yeah, I hated this I just spotted it And when it looked cool It did look cool No, it looked cool at first And then people turned into Grab that fucking button Grab that fucking button I had people yelling at me Yeah, well, well, let's explain What is this? It looks like cotton cane Oh, yeah Like a lot of cotton can You've seen this If you've ever noticed any house With Halloween decorations So I stretched it out Across the stage And then pushed in the audience And then people above their head Were pulling it out So the whole room And we're in the separate room And back Was like it was covered in cobwebs But we have a pillar In between us Yes, we did That's why I thought it was Gonna stop before it got to No, people like I want in on this shit And we're getting yelled at by people That keep it fucking going And it turned into when I used to Go to an anarchist house For like weird Detroit shows They used to do this on like Black Friday or something Me and you call them Tale Band-Ave His name's just Dave He's in the Taliban We used to go to that That was the first time I saw it Cause this is a giant fucking garage Like a 20 foot roof or whatever Saw a man scaling the roof It just dropped And half on the fucking stage On his back And he was so fucked up That he just popped up Like nothing And I was like I just watched a man die And he popped up But the armed is a famous Detroit Well Famous Detroit Band They're kind of popular And that man Is like six foot five The lead singer of the armed And how he started The three I think I went to Of the shows at this Anarchist house Was he would just Take that mic card Jump into the fucking crowd There was tables Giant wooden tables Being passed around And one of the people I'm sure this wasn't one of Joe's wrestling jokes It might have been And he would take that Microphone cord And he would just Walk around the fucking room With it and all It was It was devastating Alright so As to which finish the show We're winding it down the story We're winding it down Eyes on one complaint Okay One complaint Oh one can play about midnight Oh okay Sounded great But Okay Their biggest album Is called Satanic royalty That's their biggest song Satanic royalty That's the song I wanted to hear We had seen them A few years ago Rifting remember They opened for Merciful Fate The Fate as we call them The 80s we call them The Fate Because they were The line again It was so long We got in mid thing So I didn't hear it So I was like Oh they catapulted That song That's like their fucking song It's a good song Satanic royalty Check it out Didn't fucking play it Didn't play it I was like Oh they're gonna do it They're gonna do an encore Grif They have to do an encore And that's where they're Gonna whip it out No, no encore The show was almost 2 in the morning I fainted twice And they didn't play it Yeah And I didn't know Grif Fainted I was oblivious Grif almost died I was like shit How am I getting home? He was driving So I suffered too I had a little shroud And I was like How am I gonna get home So they have it people Grif almost died As to which comes your town Check them out Support local Detroit bands Plenty more stories Plenty more things to talk about We hope We're going into a Nice Plain old era Politics again Who knows what era We're in right now Cause it's Wednesday And Wednesday You might not be free You might not be able to hear This It might be too controversial To the new world order That we're living under I mean hopefully What we're talking about Is the fact that The Detroit lines Just elbow drop the Fucking Packers out of existence We can only hope What else can we hope for Mary? Trailer Alright everybody I gotta pee So look for this trailer And I'm not like I used to In this movie where I pee at myself Cause I'm homeless So check out this trailer For the umpteenth I think the umpteenth fucking Version of the most dangerous Game that we've done Yeah Yeah And there's They'll have a million more Oh yeah But tonight We're doing the trailer For Surviving Why would you want to kill yourself Maybe I like died here Choose them when I die If somebody else choose form If someone offered you a good job Would you be interested? What kind of job are you talking about? You need someone to help us without hunts Out in the wilderness I'm sure about this one Oh I'm sure Has it got courage? Trevor man I would like you to meet our new hunting guide Mason There's a toast To the hunters And a prayer For the hunt The hunt begins Now get in your game again Let me get the dog for you Go go go go We're not really gonna hunt him are we? He's nothing He's less than nothing Come on Mason Don't take any part in this I want you Think Think Think If you make it to civilization You live Think If you don't Maybe God will have mercy No I think he's gone back to the camp None of them Is that for done? It's just amazing It's that smell Can't everybody out of the camp? Yeah I'd like not be ready Truck well done Bitch Jack Mason knows he's going to die someday Damn I wish I'd never start smoking But today He's not in the mood This is where it gets interesting Never underestimate Come on Mason A man who has nothing to lose Wrecker Hauer Charles Dutton Gary Busey F. Marie Abraham William McNamara And Ice-T Surviving the game Bitch! Directed by Ernest Dickerson Welcome back people You know you love that fucking trailer It was a little light on the fucking Movie info at the beginning But don't worry I'm not even into it You know I'm probably showing my age here But And out of it I am But I'll say this Ice-T is my favorite rapper Okay Going way back in the day You did just recent final CD of his This is why it was meant to be Because I found not only ACD I found my favorite album by Ice-T Oh wow Power Sounds to feel like Pussy You know what you guys She doesn't really does Even you in the trash You little old thing She's gone to the dash Got it, no, that's why the show At the power of sex Man cover of authority Be king in the day No way we get rich Hard, give it away Where we can we speak Because the hawking sizing me up Straight out as I'm talking I got to have control If I want the gold And I want to be like Stallone like Stallone Stallone so I Keep my mind thinking about the green Except the woman on the In between I got the power Yeah you didn't know I could fucking freeze Why didn't freeze That's not freeze But You didn't know I could spit fire I was talking to many things So I feel like I can't believe I mean I'm in a lot of you Youngens You go The guy from fucking Long road to rape police He was a rapper Yeah he was Not only was he a rapper He invented gangster rap And he does not get The fuck in A credit he should get Six in the morning The first ever gangster rap song Written by MC iced T And I can't believe that We live in a world where LL Cooljay Who never innovated Anything He sucks He's in the Rockin' Roll Hall of Fame You can't believe that Based on the world We live in We were talking about the Costco cookie boys That kid is repulsive I hope he fucking dies of a heart attack And he's probably Well at 14 And I see he's not in the Rockin' Roll And he actually has A Rockin' Roll band Which I'm sorry That's Body Counts Who are the ones with Rock Superstar? I don't know You want to be a Rock Superstar? Live Hard? Fast Car? I don't remember who that is I don't know what the fuck you're talking about But yeah, so I'm a big fan of ICT I think Well we all know he was a break-in too But he started really his acting career with New Jack City And this is like the beginning So I'm going to cut ice and slack 'Cause he ain't that good in this movie No, he's trying He's trying Like he's trying to show some vulnerability at times But it ain't I mean it's very Kyoto Where you project yourself on to him Because he's an empty vessel I mean I wouldn't go that and he's basically playing the tough guy character throughout this movie 'Cause he is so spoken No joking Get in your face or Joe will get broken It's another one He's a dusty roads kind of something Well he knows Dusty roads has charisma I mean I mean he's got it on the mic He does not have charisma in this movie He doesn't have rizz He does not have rizz in this movie But so I mean yeah he's okay But they knew that They saw like Ice is a newbie He's a new Jack if you will How? How will we make this movie work if we know we have a newbie? Well we have to buttress him up with two powerhouses A word who's never been mentioned uttered on this podcast Buttress Yeah I like big buttresses and I cannot lie I'm gonna wrap throughout the whole fucking episode Murray by the way is doing this I've been firing the mic Hand gesturing of the buttress he would like About this size And it keeps getting bigger I like big buttresses So so he's like We need two alpha dogs We know the people who can act in their sleep Yes I wonder who you get in that It's 1994 the year of our Lord We've got our Van Danes We've got our Schwarzenegger's We've got our meatball sandwiches We've got our meatball sandwich We call back to Bucey Oh Bucey Oh good call Oh well you can't call that one Yeah because that's one in the mid-year so you can't do that We've got our Steven Seagull Who's like Who looks He's God He's really He's a mess now He looks like he's fucking pregnant Was he a child? I guess he's He must be living in a state where they banned abortion He looks pregnant And he even has rape or incest I don't know He's the actual twin He wouldn't know because he's a member of rape police The story of twins the Arnold Schwarzenegger Oh Junior Twins actually about twins Oh right Junior was about Yeah That's all Yeah By the way we're going to be doing a Schwarzenegger We're going to get my better judgement We're going to allow you dummies to pick the movie Right? There ain't going to be any mom or mom will shoot Junior ain't going to be on the list You're not going to sandbag our ass You motherfuckers We're doing some classic We've done all the classic exception of single-predator sequel or repo So wait on that for a few years Motherfucker And yes Joe will be on it Yes we will all be in camouflage And no There will be no clothes And no How are you going to be in camouflage and unclothed? How does that happen? We're going to be painted up This is the one time that I will not paint my face Wait I never paint my face I'm not painting my face so my face will be on camouflage My body will be ended And will be naked And you will not know of it As the audience Only an audio You will the theater The mind The theater The mind The fuck were we going with us I don't even remember where we were Oh I asked To our star So we're like we know he ice He's a Neil fight He's just learning the game of acting That's right He's barely surviving the game of acting You could say he's barely acting My mouth acting Bringing their own character to the movie Just like director Take a seat I got this one That's what we're bringing to this movie right now So Alpha Dog No. 1 Gary Busey The man's insane I could totally believe Gary Busey is haunted a human being Exactly Perfect casting Like I'm sick of people being like you know Perfect casting for Joker today And then finally like I don't know Isn't everybody play Joker by this point? Basically There's like 20 Joker movies Yeah Is there a Joker for you? I mean like somebody who maybe not have I think Joaquin Phoenix could have been a good Joker but it got trapped into like this Joker world I don't know I haven't seen the Joker movie Uh No I've already gone on record I'm a Bane guy Burn Well Tom Hardy is our heart and soul Oh Harty Harty Uh So we're like most movies would be like that's enough Gary Busey the Buse The Buse? He's going to abuse you Like that But no we go even higher Higher and higher A guy that you know I think this is why his career was because I mean this guy can act for serious But I think what held him back was still long No he's the loose cannon He does things that the other actors aren't expecting I don't think he even knows what he's doing Oh yeah He's surprising himself He's so in the moment like he forgets who he is every day Right Well anymore he's no longer with us RIP Sorry But yeah Mr. Rucker Howard Is in this movie doing only things Rucker can do He's doing weird hanger I mean we'll get into it The way he did euthanasia on a friend was amazing The way he ate the apple Fantastic I don't like the fake news I'm into beautiful things Holds up the fucking frame of a butterfly Like But you know he just brought with him That was not on the set Or it could have been on the set He's like what can I do with this And he's in his head wrote this scene I talked in the first half I know it was like a fucking century ago at this point for everybody But I talked about the first half and I just like the rich elitist He played it to a fucking T He was just like I don't need the news anymore I'm above the news I don't care who gets elected Do you like God You bring a fucking go T Do a movie You already have immediate heat with me I don't know if everybody recognizes that at this point in this day and age But go T's are immediate heat He had old school heat The go T is the 90s to now equivalent of guys who had mustaches in the 70s and 80s Oh really The guys who had mustaches in the 80s grew the go T in the 90s I mean obviously Tom Sellex got a sweet mustache and Sam Elliott Most people were like fuck mustaches That's cheesy as fuck and so because you know those kind of the kind of lame old people who drive F-150s When they get it it's really way past its prime and even they're like I got to get rid of the stash but I got no chin or I have three chins I even feel weird I think that's what Rucker was doing Rucker was a beautiful face covering it with fucking a go T He was like this is my character No he knows how to fucking do a character He knows how to just jump into it Whatever it may be Long hair Short hair No hair Doesn't matter Rucker knows how to play a character He wants to be a rich sophisticated What was what was that sophisticated about him But he had like that fucking fancy office with all the fancy artwork He could fly a plane He's not sophisticated His character was an I didn't think so I thought he was a fake tough guy He was a fake tough guy He turned tail and ran Here we are people having a dialogue about a dumb movie That's what you come to this God did it so far Yeah we could just do what the more popular shows do and go This movie's piece of shit Ice tea is unbelievable Bad Let me cackled it I don't fucking jokes No we don't do that shit We're bringing you the hard We rucker how we're our fucking show You don't know what we're going to come up with because we don't know what the fuck we're coming up with That's right It's where fucking intros are at least two fucking hours long and then I just woe We've that goal Don't you say I just go woe We just go woe I was telling you what I come in and say I don't have shit Oh okay okay Call me rumples still since I'm weaving that goal Wait is this an Ice tea line? Nobody should be I think that was making me laugh First of all I ain't shit I fucking love the This is the one thing about rap is it's so of its time such a music of its time literally because they mention the I don't know what they do now because I've been out of the fucking rap They mention the year every fucking time like 1989 You know in my favorite rap Busta Rhymes who we just mentioned recently and in my favorite album when you were You would know because you didn't listen to that episode Um but yeah Busta Rhymes 1998 Y'all That's Constantly There were this is 1988 was this album and Constant reference to Beepers I thought that was funny Oh Beepers which has a whole new connotation today's age Don't be talking about Beepers So okay so we've set it up We got Wait are we doing actual version probably about 48 minutes off Well because we're going to cruise through this fucking movie I think I don't know I don't know That's we're going to record it We're starting out in a beautiful alley Not a dark alley I know you're all beautiful It's a full trash and on America's waist because I see the beautiful is most Christmas and iceberg letters In two ways Girth Waste throwing out perfectly good food and waste homeless guy He's a waste of life to the people of America who look don't even see him It's almost like we have a house and island of garbage and I went over that could be So we're in a filthy alley full of the green as crispiest iceberg lettuce Maybe that's why they're throwing out It was I recognize my lettuce and I do not fuck with iceberg Well either to this I'm assuming they're throwing out so it does I'm not even making that up I know you're not I love it God people listen I know that's for fuck everybody that's ice that's what ice tea with ice mother fucking but no this is goddamn crisp ass romaine nutrient leaves leaves of green like Walt Whitman always he sees that too he has an eye for his lettuce his greens his collard greens Is that a rugula? no no no no that's Roman So he's like you can see he's been on the streets predator style he's got the fucking mad dreads he's got the shitty beard this guy's lived hard you eat first you eat my scraps Mingo is upset about this so Mingo runs off into the street looking at his phone wait Mingo is looking at his phone? yes that's where it all started and a cab driver his palm pilot 1994 we hear ah whoo and then oh shit Mingo runs out first of all she's writing the passenger front seat which i didn't think you did in taxes i don't think you're allowed yeah i don't think you're allowed to that's where she was she refuses to pay which pisses off the um some kind of eastern european uh cabbie yes we see mason grab cradle is dead dog and he's like hey we're gonna like iced tea character rolled up like handmade cigarette or is this supposed to be a joint because he's got some kind of smoke in his mouth i think he's he's always picking up half smoke cigarettes yeah so this is where we see how beaten 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as the AT ATVs are arriving so he's gonna try to sneak out the back door but lo and behold that's where Doc is waiting and struggling and Doc fucking slams him against the wall and he feels the heat coming through 'cause the whole cabin's on fire at this point uh... uh... Derek's wolf senior he goes inside and he gets trapped upstairs so junior comes in rescues him 'cause he collapses smoke inhalation right against the wall the big thing about that though is the fucking line read "I like meat rare" and then the flight continues well yeah he gets some of the knots mason hits dock in the knots throws him through a window that's why we needed he had to die in the head shop yep he had a die in there for some reason try well done bitch yeah he freddy crueger did and then the fucking I guess I don't know it's from Malahide explosive because that room explodes it sounds like an explosive word from Malahide it just sounds devious so he runs off junior spots but doesn't say anything that's right alright this is where I'm like alright I know what's going on behind the scenes 'cause you don't fucking hire Gary Bucy for fucking fifteen minutes of screen time 'cause his character has been the final boss well second so you gotta be the final boss I agreed no this is the last we see even though they mention of yeah the house the house first of all what the fuck was it made out of like paper because it's literally cinders like no it is two minutes later it takes no time to burn down and it was a lot cabin so it's made out of wood but they actually mention we haven't found his body so I'm like alright Gary Bucy is going to show off like all like like so it on his face and we're going to get great nope sorry spoiler alert it's the last we see Gary Bucy so we of course not only can we describe movies for you people we can describe what was going on behind the scenes when you get too it was like Gary Bucy is like I'm getting the fuck out here clearly you're fucking with my kids because I mean my character wouldn't do this my character would do that whereas Rutgers like my character I've haunted people before and this is not what a person to haunts people yeah but Rutgers characters supposed to be the cool con-collect organizer of the we're having a fight outside of the movie about what the movie and this is what we're missing from all fucking storytelling and media today if you wanna passion if you want to understand what we're talking about watch AEW Wrestling for two weeks both of these men are passionate about their craft but they come from two different angles and they cannot coexist and Gary Bucy all right I'll stand down I see what you mean but I have no place in this movie and he left and you know what I this movie could have been better yes so junior is like I didn't see anything and Tom's reading those eyes and he's like he saw Mason yeah in fact he saw him go put his finger out feels the wind he does one better he puts his finger into baby waltz mouth and damps his finger on his tongue it's such a rucker move and holds it up rucker does not respect boundaries while looking into baby waltz eyes as he's moving his finger around the cardinal directions and he's like oh it's east thank you my dear boy so we cut back to Mason in the middle of the woods and now it seemed to be a throw back to him and the dog and the meat but it didn't come back to him I was expecting the wolf to help him I know I was expecting that but there's I think there's a lot of shit on the cutting room floor oh yeah there's they tried to do a lot of things here and apparently the thing was he got along with all canines because this wild-ass wolf in the woods was just like call so he's like I'll go my way you go yours well fucker so he finally comes to a cliff face where there's some raging rapids and their guys are coming so he says fuck it dives down into the rapids and gets carried away because Griff and crew are coming up on him Griff shooting at him and somebody else uh... mister wolf or was it a senior uh... starts shooting at um... and they miss into the fucking uh... rapids and Griff goes fucking off on senior wolf he's like crawling along the ground on the cliff face don't you ever take my shot again that was my shot I swore by it I honestly saw it I called it out first I called dibs and then to make it even tougher *sniff* takes a little hit of us an hailer never take my shot again so okay they're following along the cliff face as we see Mason going down the river there's only one way he can come up so we already know what we've already got to figure it out so this is where Mason has to set some traps because okay he went to he is drenched he's just wearing a regular ass uh... jacket so it's just a uh... uh... pocket on his like chest with a flap opens the flap no zipper it's just a uh... uh... uh... uh... pocket bone fucking dry the perfect cigarettes for Griff bone fucking dry and he's like hmm I got a plan so we go back to our fucking hunting crew and they're just *sniff* something smells mentholy in the air minty I mean as Murray pointed out black man would never smoke anything but a menthol yeah cools you know what there's a guy with one black guy he's not even listening he's not even going he just felt it in his bones he's got me it's so work we're joining our crew again as they're just like let's follow that mentholy smell and they're going down the crew and then uh... uh... Mr. Burns pulls out his back to his binoculars is just German? no that's a that's a spike last yeah he pulls up binoculars and he's holding Austrian uh... he pulls out his Austrian and he notices up ahead Dutch! because that's what I think work our hours Dutch he's either Danish or Dutch he might be Danish okay he pulls out his Dutch sure okay he pulls out his Dutch binoculars double Dutch for those in the binocular uh... uh... and he notices up ahead a tree smoking a cigarette well this is a little wist of smoke like hahaha dumbasses hiding behind that tree we got this mother fucker and they go up and they see no the tree smoking because we got a little cigarette wedged in the bark and they look at each other and go this guy's good how bad were the guys that were hunting that this guy's good putting a fucking cigarette in a fucking street leading him with the smells and everything but Griff meanwhile had separated himself from the crew oh I gotta ask my attack I gotta stand back go ahead go ahead well he's all that cigarette smoke dude so he's like hitting inhaler hard but then he takes a bee path through the woods and he's got his own fucking honey's coming up on and you're like well Mason set up a whole fucking cigarette ruse over here there's a cigarette going off over here that's gotta be the real man that's gotta be the real man he said and sure enough Griff happens on it and he's just like I got him no it's also a tree smoking and then he looks up to just be like God why did you do this to me? Mason drops down on him knocks his ass out he's running lugs by the way we forgot to mention that they have these little ear mouthpiece things they're communicating with so Mason puts Griff on his shoulders like a fireman carry did you see it was obviously a rubber tree because they do a little gag where he's holding Griff on his shoulders and he bangs his head into the tree he goes shut up motherfucker it was such a fake rubber tree I didn't notice it and bad okay so now he has a way to communicate with birds who that little like headpiece that they're wearing and we're hearing and this is where I think I talked about an episode I get to hear rock or how we go Griffin Griffin I'm talking to you Griffin Griffin I need to hear your voice Griffin how are you? please tell me exactly everything has it he's fine motherfucker and we see him carrying Griffin and he looks up and we know there's a cliff face with a cave and we're like that's a trogg cave we know that boom tomahawk cave the trogg cave yeah watch out dude but he's like hey I'm desperate I'm going to try that trogg cave that's right and we're getting the exchange here hey I got your guy you can have a magic if you grips like tied up they're like in a mineshaft yeah you can have your guy back in one piece but you gotta give me a plane ride the fuck out of here and that's when I'll give you the location of you know this was a this was another great rocker scene because Cole and Tom are talking like he's like oh whatever you want yeah you know yeah we'll do that Tom is Mr. Burns Rocker Howard as he's doing that master of props pulls that little altoid and Cole comes over you think you think Rocker wants an altoid? no he pops because he knows he doesn't smoke anymore but he still loves that minty flavor minty flavor this is cinnamon are you sure? yes! altoid's O.G. flavor is cinnamon no it wasn't it was fucking mint I remember when I altoid's weren't even commercial because I remember the first time I ever had an altoid I was back in the 80s no shit because they were Chris, sister Chris got him this shows me how like we're talking about like I see his character smoking there was a cigarette shop in the mall you would we don't even know what that even means anymore now everything the vapor everything you just said is a mystery everything is a vape shop now but I want that people smoke cigarettes so she was going through her like goth girl face for she was smoking clove cigarettes which by the way are very harmful they're like even worse than cigarettes are they? yes they are some of my favorite ladies in high school are smoking clove they probably had emzema now and our COPD and she got she's like you gotta try and they the originals were strong as fuck the ones you're used to are fucking weak as shit because I remember I was like like they like burns a hole in your room so you're saying Tim Murray has actually tried no an altoid oh altoid that's what they were selling them also at the cigarette shop so this is when this is before there was this big push to like promote altoids they were like they're not American I think there's some kind of foreign I couldn't tell you and they were way stronger than they were when they went like commercial back in your day yeah I literally burned a hole in my throat that's my voice so deep I gotta use one vocal chord but yeah no it was I mean yes they did have synoms and you're right but peppermint was the original interesting so it might have been peppermint but we hear Cole pop in over the microphone and while Cole is trying to talk Rucker Howard places an altoid on Cole's tongue right not on his own and I want to give it up to Charles Dot and he went with it he knew he was the only with a master of his craft so he took it with a smile on his face even though he's excruciating pain his tongue is being burned by that mintiness yes this I don't get it in this golden age or film is like a fraction of what it used to cost back in the day and yet we can't allow people to like problem is the same thing with music isn't it? I mean you want to live in a world where everyone has access because there's probably people in the past that had talent and never had their shot there are a lot of people who don't have talent and now they do have their shot and they're muddying the waters it's like back in the old days, only people like you and I would be allowed to do a podcast because we got the chops but there's so much garbage out there muddying their time on this shit they should be listening to us it's the same hey look he added altoid they wouldn't no history of the altoid no exactly no these people are probably your age and they're like I've never heard of an altoid before I don't know why this funding made like they say look sirs they didn't even know it was an altoid they thought it was a we were supposed to do this quick we did not we go back to this is where we see because everyone thinks just because Mason's homeless he's a piece of shit he's a drug addict he's a degenerate he has no empathy for people that's what Griff is thinking because he's tied up he's like let's go get it over with kill me I don't want to live anymore I lost my wife I lost my daughter he didn't lose his wife he just lost his daughter I lost my wife the day I lost my daughter why don't you be like us do it kill me do it he's just having an asthma attack what's your deal iced tea helps him with his inhaler puts it in his mouth feeds him well here's the story my daughter was going to school one day with pretty little pigtails and Mary Jane's and a skirt and cover off before he does that he freaks out gives him bugs on him oh yeah there's bugs on him he's like I'm sure you're used to having bugs crawling on you but it doesn't show what a fake tough guy Griff is man just because I sleep on the street doesn't make me poor doesn't make me worthless because he's like you made me trash yeah yeah he reveals my daughter disappeared I don't know my daughter disappeared it was probably someone like you that took her and that's when iced tea gets up in his face mason with a shotgun like me motherfucker but again it's just this why do we hate each other he's got a gun to his face and then he comes and he's like give more comment than we think I'm not like you I'm not hunting him they turns away from Griff and then we get this dramatic scene from iced tea crying to a mo he's like he's like us finish me I'ma tell you about me motherfucker you know it was one time I had a job and I had a wife and a kid I was a mechanic I can believe that shit but I wasn't making enough money mechanics make it shit ton of money actually you're like so I found this place real shitty part of town place you wouldn't even dare go to unless you need to buy drugs and the landlord puts it says I can get you a place but you're gonna be like you know superintendent superintendent take care of the place so just go ahead and note that here right now audience the landlord says yeah you're the superintendent it's your responsibility right he's like hey I took it it's all I could afford to have put a roof over my wife and kids head so you know I'm working my ass off I'm working at the garage I don't have time to do this superintendent bullshit trying to put food on the table fucking exhausted when I get home so I let some shit slide one day I come home there's a fucking five a line fire going on and I know I'm like what the fuck shit it's my place I recognize this place but I don't recognize this place because it's on fire it's my place on fire my wife and kids got burned alive and it's my fault I didn't fix that shit the reason the house got out of fire was because I didn't fix this shit I didn't work a hundred hours a week my normal job and in the second job my landlord cut out for me in order to actually live in a place this is a fucking depressing story right there so now that's why he has the burn scars on because he tried to save his fucking wife and kids that's right he even ran into the fire to try to save his family next morning we also got to point out that oh yeah you want to go to the night yeah burns and cold cold they're all like because he's like you're going to let that guy go he's like dear boy see that truck hole up there that's where they're at we know where they're at when dawn comes we attack that's right we're going to let them exhaust themselves try to protect and do all that bullshit we're going to get them all rambowed up they sneak in to the Heidi hole they find Griff tied up but no Mason they release them and Griff's like no hunt's off man that guy's cool he told me his whole fucking origin story he deserves to live no he's fucking legit dude we got to let him live he could have killed me dead and he fucking gave me my inhaler he didn't think of my bot hole he didn't touch my wiener none of that shit we got to let him go oh dear boy we're in too deep now no no my dear boy he has to go well I'm not being a part of it nope you gave me the apple bars I'm walking off the fucking the plane I'm getting out of here no you're not you're not walking away what are you shooting me in the back and then he turns around and rucker shoots him in the face rucker goes we would never shoot you in the back come over here and hug me right now he turns around to get the hug and that's when Cole shoots him in the face Derek Jr. Fuck Dad what the fuck this is like and then fucking times like shut up he finally like loses a little bit of his cool we're going to fucking find this garbage homeless piece of shit we're going to kill him and we're going to go back to our lives that's right you too need to stay fucking quiet you pay 50 grand for this you're going to get at amazing starts radio in to the fucking crew as they're all in this frenzy here he's like I am that motherfucker I am going to take you guys out and that's just fucking he took the gun from Griff so he has a gun now yeah the shotgun he shoots at time but he misses but the crew saw where the shot came from so now they know where to get Mason and they're leading over to another fucking river downstream somewhere see some sloppiest tracks going he thinks we're not going to go into the river we can read the fucking shoot tracks this is the lugs right there we know we went in there I can't believe he kept in mind because he didn't have the shoelaces and so they're like this guy thinks we're not going to get in the water we'll show him so they go in the water and they pass by this hollowed out tree log he's playing like masons playing the mind game looks like we don't get in the water they're fucking rich what were you talking about earlier about rich people and their outware gear yeah I can't remember the name of it L.L.B. north face all their north face gear made for outware you know made for that kind of thing and they're like no I can't get it dirty so pass by a hollowed out log but we see some some familiar dreads in that log it's Mason so he slinks back and he goes back because he's going to get in the water and he's going to get in the water and he's going to get in the water and he's going to get in the water and he's going to get in the water and he's going to get in the water and he's going to get in the water and he's going to get in the water and he's going to get in the water and he's going to get in the water and he's going to get in the water and he's going to get in the water and he's going to get in the water and he's going to get in the water and of course it would blow a big fireball but we haven't gotten there yet because the guys figured it out oh shit he fucking went back and that's basically Mason's move he goes somewhere and then goes back yeah yeah this is the second time they've already figured that out he jumps on Rutgers ATV and it takes off Rutgers like you ain't stealing my shit shoot him shoot the tire and so he's going to get in the juice Campbell and able to do flying off that's right now it's like I'm going to get this motherfucker like you said truss in his his ATV doesn't look down even more of the key the conditions right next to the fucking gas can't turns it blows up into an explosion blows his legs off his face all scarred up I'm like Mr. Burns comes over to mourn him another amazing this is this guy is like a real friend these guys they run a business together so they've been through some shit together I mean if you've gone on multiple hunts with a man who's willing to do this this is like finding a I don't know you have a weird mecha-philia kink and you find somebody who has that same mecha-philia kink yeah you guys are like bonded for life because you're one in a million so Tom is like he extends his hands just his fucking two fingers his index finger his middle finger this is so rocker how it's so ridiculous cuz fucking Tom, uh, Cole's in shock he's just babbling on sports page you know he like I guess he's supposed to be putting his hands on his fingers not his hands his fingers and his cararded arteries and like blocking them and slowly putting him quotation marks to bed yeah it's like hush baby and then he drifts off until oblivion so we get the moment where Tom then walks off rocker how Mr. Berns walks off and he's just staring off into the far distance and this is where we get senior and junior wolf like what's going on this is all fucked up I don't want anything to do with this anymore and I was like well we're in it now we gotta fucking deal with that he's like dad I'll kill somebody but justice wants me to do that that's what he tells I'm in but just to fucking finish this shit and then we get home I want nothing to do with you so Jay comes to a cliff and this is where we are this supposed to be Mason I fucked that up I don't know Jay is but his name was Jack Mason Oh Jack okay I was gonna sit I feel like I missed that okay then he can get to another cliff but he has to make himself a little bridge and there's a tree and so he's like well I don't have an axe but I got a shotgun so he starts shooting the tree down with his shotgun everybody hears and goes he's shooting but not at us what the fuck is going on and he shoots the tree down to make a bridge and it works and so they show up in the crew and Tom's like all right let's go get this mother fucker he just goes right about so it's climbing across the bridge Tom goes first Junior follows well he has an argument with his dad because there's like let me go first he's like fuck you dad spits in his face and then he goes you know Junior goes second down which knocks Junior off so he's just clinging by his fingertips dad save me Tom however had made it to like some kind of branch formation and everything where he was able to get his bailant he gets his pistol out he sees this was ridiculous yeah it was he sees Mason dead to rise and shoots him and shoots him in the gut and Mason runs off Derek Junior falls yeah so Senior loses his mind he's like we're gonna kill that motherfucker so he's in he's in it with fucking burns because burns is like I have to cover this shit up so I have to get this guy so there's this throwaway scene where we see Mason check his gut and it didn't go through he got shot in the stomach he does not have a bullet it didn't go through he's super may finally scriptonia apparently I get what you're noted there was there and everyone else is just looking over Derek Junior or yeah Derek Junior Wolf Junior's body is like I'm gonna die so no they start they start no this is about Junior this is about Mason because what happens is they start firing at Mason they get there's a tree growing out of the side of the cliff that's not that's not crazy the way it was no it isn't how was that was a tree going to go on no we're going to argue this I think you're full of shit no I don't care about this fucking move so he's hanging they're shooting at him and senior says yeah you're saying they're saying this about Junior yeah no I got that wrong you're right about that I didn't remember my notes so seniors just losing this fucking mind Tom's like come down we'll set a trap for this guy yes again the cool heads propel he wants us worse than we want him so we're gonna settle in and let him come to us exactly pay attention to the noises and remember where you are shoot at the noise and seniors like all right but as soon as Mason's dead you and me are gonna settle up mother fucker because you got my son killed whatever you say buddy so night sets in burns covered he does a camel fucking pain on his face hiding in his little like tree and clothes so he's like jumping at every noise right he's shooting his gun off everywhere I know you're on that mother fucker why don't you come take me monoey monoey and sure enough mason shows up take him monoey monoey right okay so iced tees probably late thirties at this point fmery abram eighty seven eighty seven yeah but i'm just watching he doesn't want to get involved the fake tough guy in this is coming out of town that's right because he's getting scared he's like shit man i don't know i can handle this guy sure enough mason finishes off old man well we get while they're fighting we get some more ninety nine percent versus one percent like you fucking kill these people that are worth something that contribute to the world oh wow fuck that and that's where he fucking knocks out fucking tom and then how does tom die? he gets this fun and knife or some shit i don't know what the fuck i didn't even notice it i watched this movie twice now and i could care so little about senior wolf he is the well if if only he didn't own goddamn twitter he'd be the Elon Musk with my world just another rich guy who means nothing because he contributes zero he don't contribute anything but he was born sixty nine days after 420 okay that's hilarious yeah Elon actually tweeted that he ain't people actually like that comes up i hope i hope i hope yesterday was a good day and i never had to see him or Donald Trump ever again Murray i know i won't get that i don't know why never mind we gotta finish this so we get a nice shot of Mason BURN! because he wants you know there's one laugh because burn takes off like a bitch on his ATV that's right the sun is rising mason is driving the ATV over to the air strip sure enough burns is there firing up the helicopter helicopter uh airplane yeah and then mason sneaks up on it but no no one in the plane no he's not he's set a trap for our boys mason so tom shoots the plane and then he just goes forgive me fah and this is the most the worst four shadowing almost like makes no sense for a shadowing yeah i was so confused at the scene uh rock or hard looks incredibly creepy in this scene which is good but it made no sense to me i was so confused well yeah it makes no sense to anybody it's supposed to make sense ten minutes later and then we jump into a plane another plane that's fair plane they kept another plane and he flies off and then we just cut to mason getting up three days later yeah he survived the explosion yeah three days later so alright we've established he knows fuck all about survivalism he has no i guess he has a vehicle i guess the ATV which has how far are we going to get on a tank on one tank he's in the middle of nowhere or a gun no survivalist skills yes three days later finds his way back to Seattle no food as far as we know no water as far as we know yeah no shelter nothing but we never mind that because we're going to talk about Tom Tom's back in his little office and he's dressed like a priest so oh that's why he said forgive me father that's right and he's dying his fucking eyebrows and his beard griff this guy's name his name isn't Tom Burns i think he's the true wolf because i think his name was Wolfgar in Nighthawks when he was a master of the skies he was changed this is just a he survived the shots that so that's just a long gave him and he moved to Seattle where he started this whole survivalist there before you send us the whispers everybody yes we already recognize it and yes we will indulge you in this it is absolutely an extension of the night hawk this is a sequel no this is a sequel to Nighthawks that's right he's still a political activist he's just coming a little more quiet now well you can't pull the activist i call him terrorists but you know you're a wolf liberal so that's the way you look at it i'm using his words that's all i'm using i'm not saying it's good or bad i'm straight down the middle we don't know who won yesterday so we're just like god dammit please oh god dammit while he's dying he's dying i thought he was just being a fucking douche like we say he's dying his gringo team so we can try to get the 20 year old girlfriend who locked it was right like he did a night walk he was coming up all the 20 year old girls we get the overhead shots of passports military uniforms all stolen val he's that's how awful this guy stolen valor on top and while that's talking i'm going to answer a machine message from mrs wolf uh mr burns i haven't heard from my my loving husband derrick wolf senior or my loving son derrick wolf junior do you know anything about that please call me he's ignoring it he doesn't care he's a sociopath he just heads right down with a briefcase a big old briefcase doubt not a contest shake case uh down to an alley that pale we're holding a gun yeah it was that uh connects to his apartment here and getting ready to drive off to go to the next identity that's when old beggar woman tries to beg lady yep hey father can i please help you we get it because we're expecting obviously iced tea to pop out we've seen these moves no we little jump scare of an old lady old lady and he's like you know she's thinking he's a priest he's going to give us he's like get lost fuck you little hilarious right so he goes up he's got a motorcycle he doesn't have a car well this is what i thought he recognized the vehicle that came up here is what i was trying to figure it out i didn't figure it out it probably was his dirt bike i thought that's what it was supposed to be and that's what puts Mr. Burns on alarm here because he burns he goes into his case and gets the gun out hey burns hey father forgive me and he's like he's coming from all of our directions you can't figure out where mason's coming he pulls a late era Michael Myers and descends from a one-hand bar you know clang and that's when mason attacks but does he because fucking Burns puts him in a bear hug Burns gets him in a bear again like no time this fight is too easy i like i like the fact that iced tea guys ass kicked actually from most of the movement because he's a homeless guy who's a heavy smoker you wouldn't be a great athlete so a little bit of real right as well yeah if he gets out of it with a little ear bite on Burns that's right but fucking you know what you said rucker use your environment he's like hey i got these prayer beads wrapped around i can triangle somebody with this start strangling fucking mason that's right mason flips him over and throws him into an open electrical box it just happens to be in this alley finds a gun that somebody had i don't remember who brought it puts it to his head i thought yeah yeah it was in the case that might have been the case well Burns had the fucking like two hand gun i thought this was like a pistol i don't remember it doesn't matter it wasn't you're right it wasn't pistol yeah exactly so a gun is put to Burns's head and he's like go ahead tell me the game's over and Burns finished the game give it to me bang doesn't shoot him because he shows mercy he's not some piece of shit that doesn't care about human life so my grif kept telling him finish it finish the game games over motherfucker and he just he fucking throws the gun on the ground and walks actually he goes he takes the ejects the bullet all the bullets and then walks off and then burns he sees an opportunity man so he gradually puts it it must have been that double barrel gun because this is the gun that it was no it was a handgun this is weird because the gun that it might have been like the gun that was definitely was in a shotgun I know that much yeah no it was that weird gun that Rutgers been using the whole movie though because Rutgers picks that gun back up and that's what he's approaching him with takes time takes aim he picks up the one bullet he left behind he's like yeah motherfucker Rutgers acting in this scene by the way ten out of ten picks up the gun comes running around to the clearing sees him spots him I'm not afraid to shoot a man in the back always check the barrel motherfucker and then we see a bad CGI shot it goes down the barrel and then there's a bullet clogged with cigarette butts that was what it was cigarette butts and it blows up in his face kills him and so kills the movie iced tea we survived the game you survived this episode it's been a while it's been way too long it's been five and a half weeks since we've done one of these by ourselves and you know what you got another week and a half what week or two? one of us before joe? yeah we're yeah another two episodes maybe I don't know because you're gonna want a trip so who knows what's gonna happen yeah one of those episodes is gonna be under distress gonna be after a Lions game I don't know what's gonna happen in this Sunday's game like so I want to do easy movies they're fun but we can I thought we were gonna go through this one I thought it was about been a while when's the last time oh no we've done an Italian Mad Max rip-off oh shit not long fucking time long time ah this movie it's been a while since I've seen it my prediction lot of great weird shit followed by a lot of boring stretches cuz that's an Italian fucking Mad Max rip-off in a nutshell that could be a 90 minute up this one I remember all I remember is a kick gets his arm ripped off it's a robot arm okay this movie is called exterminators of the year 3000 I feel like I've seen this probably have I've seen it and you guys need to see it so you can enjoy our review of it next week and as always keep it warm [BLANK_AUDIO]
All star cast serves up a decent 90 minute movie