Phone Taps
I Canceled the Cake and am Not Paying For It
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Step into our bulk department to discover a world of options with hundreds of scoopable bulk bins and grab-and-go favorites. From wholesome grains and spices to limited-time goodies like pumpkin apple cashews and butter toffee peanuts. Plus buying in bulk means you can get as much or as little as you like for your next recipe or snack attack. Visit your neighborhood Sprouts Farmers Market today, where flavor fills every scoop. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. My wife Deborah purchased two birthday cakes for my kids at our local supermarket. After the purchase, we realized oops, the two cakes are too expensive, and we canceled one of the orders. So why don't we call my wife? Let her know that she needs to pay for both cakes, not just one. There's a cake problem. This comes from Jean, Deborah's husband. All right, Garrett is going to start the call super-hotty Garrett. Then Deborah gets on the phone with her husband, and it's a big party. It's a phone tap. Here we go. Hello. Hello. Is this Deborah? Hi. Who's calling? Hi. My name is Mike Crust. Hi. How are you today? I'm fine. Thank you. My manager is here, and I saw a complaint that was filed within the store, and I was just looking to follow up with that. No, what had happened is I had originally ordered two cakes. I decided I didn't want the cars because it was too expensive. My friend is only one, so he doesn't know the difference. I decided. I said, "You know what? That's too much money. The two cakes." I said, "You know what? Just give me one." Okay. So just normal procedure, once the icing hits the cake, it's hard to go back on that. So it's kind of like a lost cause on our end, once we start fulfilling the order of the cake. This is ridiculous. Okay. This is about a cake that I canceled, and you know what, I'm getting really tired of this. Well, my husband was in the store yesterday, and there's moments like harassing my husband. Well, we hate to hear that, of course. And I would never, ever, you know, not cancel something like that if I didn't want it. But what's the deal of being, you know, paying, you know, an extra 30 bucks? Because that's a lot of money. I'm not going to pay for a cake that I canceled, you know, this is insane. What's insane is how cheap you're being over this cake, ma'am. You know what? I'm not paying for it. Don't call my house because I won't call it for harassment. Why not? Let's civilize. You know what? That's all my house. I'm going to call the police because you're harassing me. Civilize people. Come on. No, I really am. I'm done. No, you got rude with me. That's it. What if I give it to you for $15? No, I do not. It is not my fault. I just need to regroup some money that was lost on this cake. Well, you know what? You pay for it. Please. A little common courtesy. A little common courtesy. This is ridiculous. This is about a week old cake that is probably all disgusting by now. Well, so can we expect you to come down and pay for the cake? And what's your, what's your name? My name is Mike. Michael Kross. I will go for always far is to get you fired. Okay? Get me fired. This is ridiculous about a cake that is spoiled. A cake that you won't pay. And that women over here is a bitch. You won't pay for the cake. Okay. No, I'm not paying for the cake. You're the bitch. I'm the bitch. Yes. Yes. That's my husband when he breaks your face. Oh, really? Okay. Okay. Can you get him on the phone? Hello. Hello? What are you doing? Yeah. I'm getting harassed by the bumper manager. He cursed me out. Call me a stupid bitch. And he's making me call me out to pay for the cake. And I said, I'm not paying for nothing. I canceled it. You got to be kidding. No, I'm not. Because I was nice to him and I explained to him what happened. He's like, you know what? You're being a bitch and you're being cheap. So you're like, you know what? I shopped it. And now I'm going to go in there and be embarrassed because that lady knows me. You know what? So now you aren't embarrassed. So instead of just straightening it out, you start on flights with me. You know what? Because you get me a white bar. Yes. He's getting me all hyped. But what am I supposed to do? Operator. Thank you. Hello. This is the guy, Gene. He's doing our emergency breaks. Are you here? Listen, let's just, you know, finish this off and we can all. How did you cut off my phone? I went through the operator. Oh, this is ridiculous. He talked about with the operator. Hey, Debra. Yeah. I'm getting aggravated. Please. Hey, hey, Debra. What do you want? My name's Gareth from Elvis Turin in the morning show and you just got phone tapped. What? What? Are you serious? Your husband, Gene, wanted to play a phone tap on you. Oh, Gene. I'm going to kill you. Ah, the Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tap was prerecorded with permission granted by all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap, only on Elvis Duran in the morning show. There's only one feeling like knowing your banker personally, like growing up with a bank you can count on, like being sure what you've earned is safe, secure and local. There's only one feeling like knowing you're supporting your community. You deserve more from a bank. You deserve an institution that stood strong for generations. Bank of Colorado, there's only one. Member FDIC. At Sprout's Farmers Market, we're all about fresh, healthy and delicious. Step into our bulk department to scoop up as much as you like from hundreds of bins filled with wholesome grains and limited-time goodies. Visit your neighborhood Sprout's Farmers Market today where flavor fills every scoop. [MUSIC PLAYING]
Debrah canceled one of the two cakes she ordered, so Garrett calls from the bakery to say she still needs to pay for both!