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Chopped Chumps - 4.2.24

Did Joe think the Easter egg roll was something that it wasn't? These Chumps add to Biden's order. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Duration:: 1m
Broadcast on:: 02 Apr 2024
Audio Format:: mp3

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