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If you love your credit card rewards tell your lawmakers hands-off my rewards tell them to oppose the Durban Marshall credit card bill. to drinking bros presented by ghostbed.com sit back relax it grab a fucking drink yeah welcome to drinking bros kids it's Wednesday which is always a weird day for chefs for us it gets weird here that's why we invited Caleb Francis out you dirty little fuck boy yeah oh boy your little come but what did you say your dirty little comie butt yeah you said smell gay as soon as I walked in I said oh you can smell my little coming asshole yeah yeah I could definitely smell it yeah was it coming out yeah it was it just dribbles out it smells like bleach and like flour yeah yeah basically right but a little like two days old yeah that's what it's like starting to become like a sour dough yeah what's that Mexican milk everybody drinks or chocolate yeah it smells a little bit like that no or Chata is sweet it's rice milk extreme big sweet yeah it'd probably be yeah it's probably a little sweet yeah you think so yeah okay even with the bleaches on its place till sweet you got a bleached out that absolutely you gotta kill it on it okay okay no we're starting off hard today who cares two minutes and 20 seconds in and good good bleachy sweet come yeah and before like I just heard you're some all jacked up and Viking and shit but um we got a tasting in HEB this Friday and Frisco for hard AF seltzer from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. come see Ryan Mills at 4800 Main Street Frisco Texas free merch free samples free drinking drive and do whatever you want free con what free to drink and drive everybody's doing it everybody is in Texas I'm gonna come just so I can get drunkest shit and drive around the parking lot did you know what they told us by the way what they said 45% of all booze sales in Texas are tall boys to go specifically for a center console I'm not kidding they say that yes on their way out they're like I need this to fit in my center console they're measuring it for that yeah so it's a true story we're looking at making tall boys and an art distributor was like hey are you going with the 24's or the 25's and I was like Jesus Christ and I was like can that does that even fit and then we're like well 24 ounces came out first yeah I was like all right cool I was like somebody make a 25,000 like they did and I go what was the problem with it they go wouldn't fit in the little too fat the cup we should listen our consoles and what let's help older let's make a 40 that's this goddamn tall be great you see it dude you're having to drink he's driving he's trying to drink it with two hands it's like it's so long it's like hitting shit he's got it's like hanging out the window he's like hanging up the driver's side that would be awesome you really should make like a special addition of that just like the biggest fucking can I would you even ship it though I'd have to go sideways I'm not sure but I and I asked him I was like hey dude how real is this and he goes look there's so many people the state is so big yeah to drive across it and then is about 20 24 hours so there's so many people are in construction and drivers and all that other shit and they're just booze in a whole way and it makes sense ever since we moved here everybody's had one in the fucking center console everywhere we go yeah it could just be like the same box like a twelve-pack comes in but it's just four long ones laying down yeah okay I like Dan's idea though I don't think there should be a law against open containers like you're either drunk or you're not right yes yeah and that should be the law yeah and is there in Texas Bob I'm not sure if there is actually for open containers or is it just didn't they get rid of it during COVID or some shit I think I think they did yeah because we had that sipping across the street yeah we had a daiquiri place across the street a daiquiri place yeah drive across the street yeah and they had 23 locations around Texas it wasn't just that one correct yeah yeah that one went out of business because it's in a weird location it's illegal it is illegal cannot have an open container in the car in Texas not with that attitude yeah Bob fucking bitch way to go asshole yeah when I got out of that fucking surgery today popped open a cold one put that in the center console couple of bikes and I'm on my way yeah that's a good day I can't move my neck that well but whatever dude we're getting we're getting nasty today what do you need to move your neck for we're getting gross with it just life and I guess to drink you do you have to I got to go off yeah you gotta go up here's the fucking bandage on the back yeah they pop this goddamn thing on here and I'm just like all right cool show goes on Rainer shot I'm gonna fuck why are you playing this like you're one of the dogs in a Sarah McLaughlin commercial I am no I really am no no you should you want to go fund me for you had minor surgery that took what 15 minutes no no no I was in there for at least 30 40 minutes today how long did the actual surgeries last 30 40 minutes now it's like 10 to 15 minutes 30 40 minutes total and six ditches Dantony so I'm really going through it today okay yeah really going through the arms of the angel fly away let's start giving money what's up with that water that is a huge water huge water they gave this to me and they said hey you got it they got a they got a hydrate I was like all right what brand is yeah I've never seen it before doctor water yeah Emma M O R it says rare alkaline source I've never even that's seen her that's tap water there dude that's tap water from California it's white man yeah that's that's got some stuff in it is there's something about a doctor's office where they just should give you a tall boy though instead of a water like just give me a fucking tall boy to go you're having even a first form you have a first form energy drink yeah give me one of those they're the best energy drinks though they really I maybe we should start our own medical facilities I'd love to and we treat holy Christ I'd love to we treat things differently here yeah right that's the free that's the motto cocaine Vicating yeah like oxygen's with energy drinks yeah I'm afraid used to prescribe cocaine on yeah and this patience we're happy it's fun dude nobody snitched nobody turned on it wasn't illegal then no wasn't yeah so doctors prescribed it until I think the late 1920s yeah I mean ecstasy MDMA was legal in the United States until 1988 yeah so a lot of people know that ketamine as well we were happier culture we're all fucking miserable now because we're not on all these drugs I don't know that that's why I sure is it's probably a lack of purpose right but that's that's the thing about it's the thing about drugs when you've had a long day and you want to relax and you're doing drugs that's different than I'm bored and I'm going to do drugs all day yeah sort of because one of those leads you to go to sleep early and the other one leads you to sleeping outside forever Biden's on drugs all goddamn day long yeah come on come on look yeah yeah see something something like that it's crazy something like being allowed it's crazy or you've got to switch it up and do something weird sexually so Caleb you haven't been here and we've been hiding this photo from you okay yeah okay so on both Ross Patterson revolution on drinking bros is fucking twins this can joins twin this thing it's got us really fucking swim in here really swim in here and I've been asking about whether or not the other ones given head or how that works and if the sisters involved she married she they they it's the only time you can use they yeah yeah for describing exactly yeah they married a veteran okay they did they did not marry him one talking only one married him no they both did you know there's just a long for the ride nope we we confirmed that today so is this picture real because this was sent in multiple times I don't think so I think it is well show it to Caleb blow it up pull it up full-screen show this to Caleb so we can get in here got a wish patron allowed nudity the way we could show this blow it up Bob we got a fucking expand this here there we go okay yeah dude so this is provided by mucho sucko calm definitely want to give them the credit they deserve here this is not look altered it does not look doctored well here's the thing so this woman is ambidextrous right each for real one head controls one arm and one head controls the other on this how it works so you're talking about the best two-handed hogwash you're ever gonna get in your life right there but he's getting sucked off here that's right one of them but like what's the other hand doing you know you know and can she be like hey if he if he's talking to her right and he's like hey cup my balls squeeze my balls when you're doing this she's got to enlist the help of sis right yes yeah because the other hands over there so I can see another hand in the background but I don't know what that hand is doing the right hand is definitely on his dick right there we're looking at it yeah damn grabbing that thing like a small trout you know bear grabbing a small trout out of a pond I guess it's good that the heads are offset a little bit yeah yeah right like from the front to back of the body because otherwise you would just have a face full of fucking thigh right there yeah it wouldn't be I kind of imagine her sucking it sideways that's what I okay yeah yeah okay but who makes the decision there of like hey sis I want to go and suck this guy's dick you've got to you got to be there for it obviously yes so how does that work and is she into it we can't see her eyes and that's what bothers me about this picture the other girl well what she posted on her Twitter the other day or they posted on their Twitter is that the other girls definitely there for it she's usually has headphones and listen into like fucking wasn't real apparently oh that's not really apparently was a April Fool's thing confirmed by Bob I believe but this picture says otherwise and then this one look well no she definitely they both sucked dick now the real interesting part will be when they're both married or dating well yeah right well cuz then like how like hopefully it's a buddy of yours I know is he gonna get mad like or if it's a black guy that's what I said on Ron's post when I looked at anything yeah let's say homeboy starts plowing her and she gets used to that black dick does she want to go back to the white guy oh yeah damn cuz they yeah they've just got the one vagina exactly so they share a vagina but they both have orgasms at the same time so what do you do they really crap you've you double team her obviously well you can't you can't that's what I would say both holes that's the pitch that I would make I would bring my buddy along about it look we're each gonna take a hole yeah right and I'll talk to you and I'll make eye contact with you and he'll talk to the other one and make eye contact with her yeah Caleb you bet you've been in a threesome with another dude no okay so you think you could I don't think so yeah I don't think even if the girl had two heads I think if it was like some monster mash kind of stuff scary I don't think I could I don't think I could do it man really yeah I don't think it was just you by yourself with this with them this thing with the person with two heads yes yes or no I don't know I mean you could have two hands full of hair at the same time bro I see I'm railing that that bitch I say yes like it would be one of those things like you're like I'm gonna want to do it like just to be able to have done it well let's show them Bob show them the picture of what they look like with their faces up obviously that one is sucking dick right there so we can't okay so that that's a perfect example right there okay they look that's a bad three or four on it on a night for somebody like you they remember or they remind me of like the a couple girls from my middle school like that were in an emo era sure and that's just name as adults right hmm so what do you do there it's kind of a couple of Admiral Vines yeah yeah girls who were fans of everyone right based on this photo the one at the bottom right here I would probably put some luver something between their necks and fuck between their necks and then just hold their hands yeah smash their heads together yeah that's cool looks like she's got fat hits though well here's the thing they're each sharing one so Bob sharing one a tip they each have one no it's not there's not a third tip like total recall oh that's too bad so there's one on each side but yeah I mean it looks like a nice set of heads there do you think they claim ownership over like that hey whoo well that that's what it be uh incest for the right hand to reach over and grab the left titty is what I'm asked so here's what I ask because the Bible doesn't cover any of this it doesn't but here was the juxtaposition on Ross Powell's revolution like I had Jesse on who's a woman right and then obviously you guys are dudes so each one has a tit but they claim that it's a separate relationship and everything else but when you're having sex do you get to grab both titties do you have to ask how does that work out you choke them both at the same time because I would you have to right yeah it's two different esophagus yeah she's not yet the full effect if she has another airway correct over there yeah that's true yeah you gotta choke them but you got to watch that airway yeah that's what that's where the pleasure comes from you're trying to get her like to tunnel vision and she can't do that she has a whole other airway well it's gonna be two tunnels yeah two tunnels yeah sorry one's the BQA speaking of tunnels somebody told me the other day that if you fuck a girl in the ass and kiss her at the same time then you're basically sucking your own dick and using her as a straw that's fun ah yeah I mean I could I could see a taste being different there so no no taste I guess just turn it around I think it's mental because the smell goes with taste what does the smell have to do anything yeah that's gonna stink it always stinks a little no if you're kissing a woman's mouth it doesn't matter if you're dicks in her ass her mouth she sure does there's no there's no reason for anybody's mouth to smell your nose exposed you're gonna smell whatever you ever had your dick in a girl's asshole yes sure have it doesn't just stink randomly it's not it depends on how hard you're going and everything else like we've all what Caleb everybody's had a crazy night sure yes sometimes you can fuck a little bit of shit out of him I guess so you're telling me when I take a wrapping paper tube and put it over my erect penis and then suck through the hole from my mouth that's gay mom pretty much everything you do is gay yeah I mean that's a great question yes I'd say yes it definitely is gay and I have a hypothetical for you guys as far as the conjoined twins go yeah yeah yes the answer is yes for me yeah no matter what the question well no it's an either or okay okay would you rather have one lower half with two heads or two lower halves with one head so she's got four legs two pussy two assholes well that sounds way cooler or yeah no heads one pussy I'm going with it as it is but I'm gonna play it as it lies right here yeah I would play it as it lies as well and here's why I can start a fight between these two sure could and that's gonna bring me joy even after I leave the room yeah what I mean like for real it is it's one thing like I if you've had if you're not a fucking insulin you've had sex before you like you have sex then you go on about your day yep it's not that big a deal right yeah like it's cool it's dope I'm gonna keep doing it it's not it's like one of the best things in the world but once it's over it's over sure I don't I don't keep like fucking coming all day and a stupid shit like that however if I can like these people they can't go to separate rooms no they cannot become a strange no and I can I can fuck this up and if you mean and if you're sharing the same hole you're you're pleasing two different women at the same time there's got to be something to that yeah like if one of them was woke for example yeah and the other one wasn't and you're dating the one that isn't and you're just fucking you're like oh I'm unvaccinated you stupid bitch right the whole time one's coming she's one so angry dude what's the angers guys the anger is gonna make those fingers tighten up harder on your on your wiener right so it's like and then you leave later on and she's texting you but the other girl can see it obviously because she's right there she's like this stupid bitch yeah how do they text because people text with two hands in their thoughts no so they there was a video that we watched it the other day so home they're both great at texting with one hand oh wow the one they don't have the the max then no right because it's too big for girls it's too big but the girl in the right is the one who drives and they could drive home girl was texting and stop lights and all that they co-drive yeah they co-drive so they both use the hands and they co-type yep so when they type an email they're both typing you know one has one half the keyboard one has the other and they can kind of just anticipate each other they're not like hit the E okay hit the L if they they kind of just do the same thing when they're sucking dick that's intense put your finger in his ass we're looking now and I don't I can't see that other hands I'm but like you there has to be some level of instruction going on here right I'm not sure that's why this debate is is literally non-stop and I hate to keep talking about it on all these shows but there's just so many questions because the other one too was do they both get a vote well women shouldn't be voting in the first place I agree but they are much less two votes from that like actually do they vote dude does each one of them have a separate voter administration so like because they have different names different things is one Trump one Biden how do they talk to each other and then does that vote cancel each other out if I had to guess they probably vote for RFK oh boy because something caused this and it was probably medical malpractice just thinking logically through the whole process there bud is it is it just like Louisiana shit um is that where they're from from Minnesota are they really yeah well I mean princess for Minnesota too and he was all fucked up Prince was fine he was a midget he was a tiny man but he was fine he was what five two five one yeah he was real small but he was not a midget Bob do you have legal midget is there any audio of them sucking dick if you could find some audio of them of them sucking dick yeah just so of them like I think there's a this audio of them having sex or something the two of these guys yes who leaked this picture and why well there they are right there I'm just so you want to hear them talk or you need me to go on a fuck audio hunt I was I was no there's not gonna be fuck audio no there's if there was a sex tape in them it would have been rad just just no I'm gonna say this now cuz Ross is dumb and he'll forget any time I referenced that for the foreseeable future I want to hear a steady and make mill I knew that was gonna happen I can't do it and can't have you heard this I've not heard it yeah you you had mentioned should we just turn this into how fast can we make Caleb leave this show I'm disappointed Rob I know I picked up on it as I was asking okay you're gonna want to hear them yeah you pop those on I'm gonna take mine off that's how that works hold on I'll start from the beginning okay or the champagne was that's that's supposed to be it for real allegedly allegedly that's Diddy and Meek Mill now I can't hear they probably just ripped the audio off some random porn I don't know if they did it sounds exactly how I pictured it's a sound but I'm glad you got to hear well I mean it would have been definitive if he had said can't stop won't stop yeah yes or any of the classics I don't know any of Meek Mill songs I don't know what he would have said but yeah dreams and nightmares you're going through it now that's the intense okay you're going through right now that's gonna live with you that that's what happened to me dude and live with me and I can't listen to it definitely sounded real you know what you know those you know those like you know those cards you can get you can record audio on yeah I'm gonna buy like 10,000 of them and record that I that's we should do that in a bro box we should put it in a bro box and every bro box be so fucking good dude get those what's the codes that you scan to our codes and just put stickers of that everywhere and just pulls up that oh that's a good idea maybe we can make a t-shirt replace go to restaurants or replace the QR codes on the counters that could you imagine and it just starts playing it well you know there's a new version of those birthday cards or whatever the fuck where no matter what you do it plays until the battery stops like closing it doesn't stop it anymore right you have to really yes so that's the one I would want to use and they can't cost like it when you buy them at CBS or whatever the fuck they're like five bucks yeah so they can't cost more than a dollar to make right at the max right the max so I feel like I feel like we bought a thousand of these things we could get a good deal all the the part the problem is recording that audio into each one of them individually but Joel's basically our slave yeah right so I think that would be fine it'd be fine that QR code though on the table though that's intense that's a smart fucking play really smart man because I hate it by the way yeah yeah because when you go to a restaurant it's the one time you shouldn't be on your phone I want to look at a tangible I want a real menu in my hand I want to talk to the people that I'm with or my family or whoever it is I don't want to just scan it and then every eight people are on their fucking phones immediately trying to figure out what kind of mac and cheese we're gonna get like that's a really smart one if you just brought that up and then boom make me all this fucking ditty at the table yeah holy shit and you did it like a kids restaurant yeah chucky cheese oh it's gonna chucky cheese and put that on every fucking table you think you're getting a personalized child small cheese pizza instead it wouldn't be difficult to do no to be honest like we can do that he was really anybody can I just need a photograph of the the style of the QR code or something or we could just make one up but having the one having one that looked identical to it oh yeah then we have we have these stickers which are like the kind that yeah they're really good pop it on peel the back I've put on in and you peel the top off so it looks like a real legit thing that would be pretty easy you could fuck up people shit that's crazy do you guys see that fucking earthquake in Taiwan yesterday no holy shit I was there actually is that oh wait is that those videos of like this see fucking going away dude pop up this fucking building I thought this was fake everything that comes out now I'm like this yeah yeah yeah this isn't real yeah well they're worried about fucking real they are worried about tsunamis and shit now pop up the building that that collapsed Bob I did see something like the fucking ocean was like completely sinking a scroll down man keep going Bob oh boy what the fuck is that this is brutal dude yeah keep going there it is right there pop this fucking thing up I thought this was fake yesterday somebody in the chat says that's just lizzo dancing on the island oh this looks like you're tired this looks like inception doesn't it yeah that looks like a movie so not a real thing that's going on in this dr. Strange did that I think yeah the first one I think he fucked up so these buildings turn completely sideways to their credit they didn't they didn't fall apart in fall part which is crazy yeah now the bridge Bob the bridge was the craziest one to me because they're building that highway down here yeah and it's the same type of highway system where it looks like an overpass above it and somebody got a shot from their car as the entire bridges swaying back and forth and I was like all these people are gonna die and the bridge ended up hanging in it that's impressive that's some good engineering dude look at that thing but it is like Asians right they're pretty good they knew what they were doing like that we're gonna be right the bridges we make and the it's like luck yeah we just get lucky if they stay up yeah yeah to be honest the Germans and the Asians they know how to fuck it do shit is that what it is Asians can build bridges under the bridge but they're well that was just because we made them yeah well rail railroads are not hard to build you take that life skill with you you know it probably carries on I don't think you know how like a little white kids get little dump trucks and heavy machinery yeah as children do you think a little Chinese kids they get trains but not the train itself they only get the traffic what's that building Bob oh look at that fat retard yeah this one come down this is a the pool on the top of this building emptying up that's actually kind of dope dude that is sweet fuck they should do that all the time yeah if you were one of those rooms that be Joe I'm sure Vegas rip it off wow but yeah the rest of this shit oh is that from the pool itself look at that that's cool I would have jumped to yeah somebody's in there like it's like a wave pool I mean if the building if you're on the top in the buildings coming down you're dead either way so you may as well get some fucking son they're hey they're hey Bob if you rewind that there was a fat dude in the middle of that cool has anybody has anybody taken this video right here and put it to techno music not yet because it would fucking it would it would slap that would be pretty dope is there audio on this maybe they put a little whoop I'm gonna Tom oh shit look at this train car dude can you imagine a green or something yeah it kind of looks like I was a stinky about the fuckers are on face oh look at this overpass holy shit still stay together how did it stay up there dude it's gonna require some this was a 7.5 k-look yeah it's a okay damn so like in San Francisco what was that a 69 back in the day in 89 yeah I think so all the bridges then the Napa one I think was six one or six two the one that did like two billion dollars with the damage to all the wineries and shit look at how calm these people are dude in America it would just be screen you would hurt one fucking Taiwanese person scream they're not allowed yeah is that what it is yeah it goes above a certain pitch you know the government acts again yeah you'll you'll lose like social credit score if you if you yell too loud that's impressive isn't it yeah I looked at those videos yesterday and I was less worried about the people because not one video I saw was a person screaming nothing came down except for that that building but even then it tipped over everybody was able to get out of there was there any deaths Bob I don't even know if anybody died in that fucking nine I believe well and I thought about a thousand injured it's not bad terrible considering what's this fucking thing this is just like I don't know dust from the mountains or something oh yeah that's pretty cool I mean that's something fail yeah yeah um can you imagine being like a fucking shark or something hmm and all of a sudden you're just getting launched into the on the dry land great man that would be like like you like you I don't know evolution slow man and it's good thing too it is one of my we were talking earlier before the show about irrational fears as children yeah like everybody thought getting your your nose bone pushed in your brain was gonna be a big problem oh yeah it didn't turn out to be that big of a deal really people get their fucking noses broken all the time yeah but I thought you would die if you got jammed up there too fast I don't think that's even true I think it just crushes every 80s action movie that's how somebody would die yeah quick sand never seen it mean either what are I can't was trying to think of other irrational fears one of mine is a child I don't know why was shark growing like pitbull legs or something sure just like okay it's this thing just run and after yeah like how do you even get away from it it hasn't happened not yet it's coming that little that's like a some kind of bacteria or a fish thing that will swim in your pee hole oh yeah oh yeah it's just like just in Africa or something I had a fear that yeah and then they were like oh hey it's an Africa there and you're like okay yeah I was holding it on the ocean you're like Benjamin Love says that dust cloud is from Taco Bell right somebody somebody made it poops yeah it's getting too expensive though now man I was there the other day did I ordered Sam much Taco Bell how much was it it was like 300 and something yeah god it's crazy shit dude I ordered a I'm I'm an OG Taco Bell lover I mean to like the X I can tell you one through eight every fucking item on that goddamn okay special menu yeah so I got I always get the white man's crispy okay with a sour cream on it yeah 99 cents when it started with 79 cents it was 99 cents paid for the other day it was three 39 three dollars and 39 cents for one fucking taco damn yeah yeah I was pissed off about it too yeah I've been getting their state case of D is again a lot lately and I love a cheesy Gordita crunch that's a Gordita crunch is up to four dollars yeah they're expensive yeah no shit dude and I'm like bro we got to figure this a fuck out it's why this election is more important than ever coming up because just for Taco Bell inflation that's the yeah yeah that should be the cornerstone of Trump's campaign sure should 99 cent taco this is Taco Bell it was a not it was 99 cent for a regular crunchy taco crispy taco and then it was like a dollar 29 for a Supreme I think or dollar 39 something like that well used to be 79 and then they it was 99 and then they bumped it up to 129 now it's 330 did they even do the soft tacos anymore they do it because their so taco is not a real I mean nothing about that place real but it's like a flower tortilla with stuff and I used to crush those yeah like before baseball games if I needed some some food it was like I would eat 80 of those goddamn things there was an event in the neighborhood it was like a taco night for the kids and all that other stuff and I was unaware that you could buy the sauce in the store yeah so there's this one I brought over the fire sauce and I was just like yo what the fuck she was H.E.B. bro yeah I was like no so they got it it doesn't always translate because you can buy cheddar may biscuit mix at H.E.B. as well but it fucking sucks so well the ones that are pre-made where you don't have to mix it those are identical so we got those as well from where same meal H.E.B. or are they frozen yeah so you just heat them up you don't have to mix them yourself that way it takes the guesswork out of it and then they were delightful I like that red lobster brand cheddar may biscuit mix I feel like it the one that comes in the box like it's pretty close it's a bang you got a you got a mix of the right shit though yeah yeah like you use like soy milk or almond milk or anything well that's what I use normally you can't do it I've never tasted swear on you got to do uh you got to do a fucking home milk bro you know you can't do the shit that's straight from the the cows to eat either from your friends over at Jake steaks or any of those guys like you got to have a shitty whole milk uh that's an H.E.B. brand it can't be something else either I I would need to add extra cheese to it oh I do oh yeah do you really like tell me I put so much extra cheese tell them like sharp cheddar yeah add it in there okay that'd be good yep I haven't done it but that seems like it would be good I soak them with that fucking garlic butter dude it's no I'll I'll bake them and then I'll uh broil it for just a couple minutes so it gets nice and crispy yeah it's good to them then just soak it in that garlic butter I love them it's great isn't it I think you and me should do a cooking show we should yeah just like get really high and do and cook stuff a bunch of steaks and then at the end whoever has the harder dump yeah like the most the more the more dumpling dump the more well wouldn't it be wouldn't it be fun to get like uh a bidet company as a sponsor for that show we we've had one of the past yeah we've we've had tushion before we've had tushion for forever and then apparently you know you can only sell so many of those once you have it it's not like you're getting another one yeah after maybe after a few years once it's just all ran down and so dirty like I'll put a new one on yeah yeah how many have you gone through in your life just to just to yeah yeah because I had I was sponsored by Luxe bidet for like two years and then we just got tushie for the podcast and we switched to the on time for pie yeah okay that's nice yeah yeah they're nice yeah because Jared takes grueling dumps so like he doesn't use all he doesn't use the bidets he doesn't really yeah I've that was that Christmas that I got sponsored by Luxe they sent me like 10 of those fuckers and I put them on like every toilet at the house yeah like everyone like main bathroom so what he started doing shitting in the yard he just he built a whole new house and with the toilet without a bidet and I said oh okay God and if there's somebody that needs a bidet it's Jared those dumps are grueling man I love a bidet dude you ever see him come out of the bathroom not really that the look on his face is it's sorrow yeah it's almost like a family member died or something every single time he walks out of the bath and it's just it's grief well have you ate with him yeah why is it it's it's really it's a horrific experience it's really intense love Jared to death but man like I'm I feel like bad about myself when I'm eating because I feel like I'm so slow it's he's done so quick man like I don't know it's done in two minutes yeah oh yeah no matter what we're eating his eyes are like watering sometimes from it I'm like like yeah I'm like calm down it's an awful experience and then he's done and then he just stares at you the rest of the day and I'm like bro I'm trying to eat quicker and I'm getting like full and I'm like choking like a dog and it's hilarious though dude it's not a race every yeah every time we get somewhere I'm like what I'm like I'm ready to see how fast he eats it's so fucking awesome but for Jared it is it is a race and finally we tested him on on range 15 set and he went against Jack Mandeville yeah what was it six cheeseburgers I think and uh dude he did it in under a minute Jack wasn't even through two no and it was nuts we when we were going on our hunt here a few months back we stopped at McDonald's like right before we fucking got to Ox Ranch we stopped at McDonald's and he bought like three cheeseburgers and a Big Mac while they were waiting at the drive through window I hopped out and walked to the gas station right next to us like I'm gonna go grab a couple drinks and he's like yeah you know grab me a monster whatever I go in dude I'm it takes me less than two minutes to do this whole trip we're like right next to the fucking thing I come back they've got their food he's already eight three of those cheeseburgers and he's halfway done with the Big Mac and like literally like eyes watering like because he's eaten so fast fucking fast dude and I'm like he's like choking himself out he like he hands me the bag that has my stuff in it and I'm like did you already eat all your shit and he's like laughing and he's like as he's like jams the last piece of the Big Mac he's laughing like Chris Farley eating all those kids lunches yeah outside or no it was normal Donald for no reason it's so far it's so insane and I asked him I was like hey man were you raped as a child and it was like the food versus the rape and one of them got to be done quicker than the other like what is it yeah for the longest time I was like maybe this was a military thing that he that's what I thought that he just held on to or something he just like had to you know eat quick or something but man it's so fucking funny every time like I'm there's times that I'm choking on my food because I'm cracking up that he's like done and his hope like he stacks all of his like dishes and things are all into one and they're like the whole table's clean radio and he's just sitting with his arms crossed and I'm like not even a third done with my food yeah I'm like holy fucks it's so good for years if it's just the two of you it can get uncomfortable oh yeah oh yeah because now he's just like waiting I'm just like fuck shoveling it in and he's just staring at you and then texting like relentlessly and you're just like bro I can't fucking do this anymore we'll call the show baked yeah yeah and we'll cook food yeah and then we'll get really high I like that and then we'll fucking eat it yeah they try to show on uh was it vice remember vice had that channel uh Bob and they bought it out and then they did a 24 hour thing you can't do it unless you don't give a fuck about anything no because you have to be able to go hard to do retard shit so what happened was uh they did the show you can look it up Bob it was uh it was a weed show where every item had uh weed in it marijuana I don't want to do that I'm not trying to eat a bunch of edibles bong appetit bong appetit that's what it was called and so that'll never be a good show my wife that's like taking mushrooms and trying to record yourself as fucking dumb I agree so my wife and I try to watch a couple of these and uh everybody at the table because it was they shot it very nicely like it was beautifully done and it was I mean it was a aesthetically really nice show okay um but as these people were eating uh and they were like oh hey you can invite friends and everything else they were so fucked up that it was just by the the second course they were like it's just I can't have any more marijuana in my system why would you even want to do that I don't know uh but the show only lasted one or two seasons no that's a lot of shock we're gonna make real food yeah like normal fucking food that's good right and show the recipes and all that shit then we're gonna get high okay and that'll be probably jump cuts of us doing dumb shit oh gosh and then then us eating yeah and laughing like idiots and laughing and loving it just gonna taste even better well the thing is I know Dan's a good cook are you yeah he is oh are you really yeah no shit I cook all the fuck time like every holiday at the fucking house house it's I cook almost everything yeah is that you yeah okay yeah like I do like it and I like this year because I bought turkeys for the farm I killed the fucking turkeys and skinned them and then I made those turkeys for Thanksgiving and Christmas this is the best turkeys I've ever had in my life it was fucking awesome it's hard to make turkey good too oh that's that's the that's why it's so fun because I've gotten good at it and they're like juicy as shit yeah and like most of it just comes down to putting a fuckload of butter and inside of it like under the skin and so you're really gotta get inside of it like just all over the fucking place but yeah dude for most of the holidays like there'll be like you know like Katie and then some of her like mom friends that come they'll probably make like a dish or two but I'm making like seven or eight dishes like every time it's it's I fucking love cooking man all right I just literally I made this a million dollar spaghetti like two nights ago if you've ever heard of that it's just spaghetti turned into lasagna it's like big spaghetti yeah yeah and it's just like it just holds on to all the the shit so much better send it do you have a picture of it I'm looking for it now send it to a Ross's iMac on here and we'll pop it up on screen yeah I know I've got it on a story but dude it was so fucking good like I ate that the issue with me and pasta especially it's like home there's some I'll eat and tell them like I'm about to throw up or we'll have to throw up like it's done I can't control myself with it like I will eat until I'm actually sick so you have thrown up before eating your own food oh absolutely dude you're just like what you're just like a giant baby I can't stop me like I'll eat it and then I'll like go on about my day and I'm like so miserable that I'm like I'm like I'm like I've done this to myself but now I have to go puke yeah because you don't wow you don't you don't think about it in the moment but that stuff does expand and you're still like once you eat it you would have to so it's like it's like cooking eggs you got to take them off a minute or so before you think they're done yeah they'll they'll finish cooking right and so if I get the this to load in here yeah I'd love to see this on your Instagram yeah it's in my Instagram Mark archives I didn't save a picture it's just him who's my fucking story I do like big spaghetti yeah so it like yeah not especially with big ass meat bowls like you make them like two or three times the size of normal meat balls and put them in there I did uh Italian sausage and then just like a like a uh like 90% lean beef and then I did mushrooms and spinach and then like this I didn't make my own sauce but I used like it's like Raya's a thing it's like a pretty yeah Ralph's is good yeah but I used that and uh oh god it was just it was such a dense fucking bake but I've got a good sauce recipe for you if you want yeah you were talking about it yeah you need to send it to me yeah you talked about it and I was like yeah you got to send it it's it's this old Italian lady gave it to me yeah I was in Italy 10 years ago yeah I don't know if I very good just she gave it to you personally she handed me a piece of paper with a written on and I took a picture of it so when she walked outside of the Olive Garden she just gave you the rest of Italy there are no Olive Gardens in there is the original one is there no yes fact check this Bob the original Olive Garden is in Italy and there's it is there's a placard outside let me tell let me just say this for the record if this is true it is if I find out I've got a brain tumor tomorrow I'm going there to suicide bomb that place I'm walking in I'm gonna say Allah Akbar and clacking that motherfucker off inside the Olive Garden in Italy that's where it all originated type in Olive Garden Italy Bob it should pop right up I mean tour of Italy comes up nope there's a real one there does Olive Garden exist in Orlando Gouda is where the originals are well for America no for anywhere from America no you're welcome right away click it open Olive Garden is 40 restaurants outside of the US yep none are in Italy come on that's not true this is a fucking April Fool's Day thing dude there's one I I saw a sign outside of one in Italy there I just found an article on delish which is a decent place to get uh recipes by the way but it's it's titled the seven biggest moments in Olive Garden history okay okay what is number what's number seven uh they're not in any particular order but it was the first original restaurant concept developed by General Mills so General Mills made Olive Garden originally um they made Olive Garden and Red Lobster okay didn't know that I didn't either so that's our knowns both of them now that's fun yeah they this is before General Mills made uh breakfast cereals or before they started to focus on them so yeah they they fired it over to Darden who would go on to launch Bahama Breeze capital grill your house all those yeah um it wasn't actually called Olive Garden until 1998 no shit yeah before that was called the Olive Garden yeah yeah that was the it was like the Ohio State University um then so many beloved Italian American dishes became even more popular thanks to Olive Garden I don't think that there's any way to tell if that's true in it is it's there's no way there's no way to know that's true because beefaroni didn't get more popular except for among children right dude I can confirm that one yeah Olive Garden has only gotten more popular got a bunch of locations in Brazil we got some locations in Costa Rica four people love Panama the Philippines four people no we have one in Saudi Arabia do we really all right now that's the only nine I didn't have that on my list if there's one in Saudi Arabia I'll go for that does that make you forgive them for doing 9/11 no no I mean it should buy them something it buys them a little bit of time and maybe a flight there but I think we forgive them for kashogi for the Olive Garden I don't give a fuck about kashogi he was like Ben Lodden's guy fuck that dude I all of it the whole middle east can blow up as far as I'm concerned but at one point in time Jimmy Fallon owned the rights to when you're here it's family when you're here your family no way that's cool he joked he joked about asking Olive Garden if he could use the slogan for late night and Olive Garden said yes with the president of the restaurant officially handing over a licensing agreement to Fallon to use it as you saw fit Caleb and Anthony we got some sponsors to put this shit wagon on the air first and foremost gosped.com/drinkin bros you know it's still 50% off till we change 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ninety nine dollars and you got unlimited pasta anytime of the day you could come in three times a day if you want it yeah yeah um and people were selling them to each other yeah uh the end is jail that is the that's the end well Jared's almost gone to jail a couple of times for overdosing on soup he likes to talk about that as well but yeah the first olive garden was in Orlando try again none of them are in italy none of nor will they ever be yeah that's disappointing yeah it's disappointing this is uh my meatloaf that i make i i made it with bison and will to be mixed together is that some jalapeno cornbread there uh no that's uh that's just like rolls that i had made from scratch too but it's the meatloaf has like peppers and uh some mushrooms and some onions in it uh like uh you know the fucking breadcrumbs and all that shit that's a good mashed potato that i make a lot that's like one of my favorite things i make of this mac and cheese bake and then those are those green beans i was talking about that i like fried with a bunch of seasonings in that tallow that oh yeah yeah fuck that it's so awesome do but i love a good like meatloaf dinner when it has like these things like it has to have these fucking core things the mac and cheese mashed potatoes a roll and some kind of green so like a green bean and there's just like a little bit of each of them i fucking love it dude you're like Anthony Bourdain before you hung himself yeah yeah like a young Bourdain dude i he's like Anthony Bourdain after he hung himself as well yeah in some ways right yeah a lot of ways you survived the strangle base yeah they couldn't couldn't chug me dude i asked that dude the other day on the uh the podcast uh the heroin addict what was his name davey oh i think his name was davey i don't remember what the fuck that museum was he was great there i go i go hey dude can i ask you a personal question because he had volunteered that he was a heroin addict for 10 years and i said i've got a theory about Bourdain in these guys Chester uh what is it Bennington from yeah i don't go if you've done heroin for that long and it's that great like everybody says it is because i've never shot heroin sure no desire to really yeah uh is it do get to a point in life like Bourdain where you're like man it doesn't matter how great the food is how nice the hotel is how good the pussy is it's just never as good as heroin you end up killing yourself and he goes yeah i could see that and i was like no shit and he goes yeah man yeah for sure well that's why general mills invented olive garden yeah right keep people off heroin yeah speaking of that so we're going you're invited by the way i haven't told you other shit we did a contest for the bro box there from march yeah and selected a winner and he plus one he's bringing his wife we're working out the details now but he's coming in i think on the 26th of this month on a friday yes we're the day after the NFL draft the two of us jessie jared others are all taking him and his wife out to olive garden on us dude the whole night the whole night is on us hand the box here we go yeah i want to be there it is yeah you're welcome to join now so whoever i think we're gonna bring laser and gary as well yeah i would just like make it we're gonna make a scene jessie's gonna go everybody's going uh darrick wolf is flying in the night before for the NFL draft we're in tuxedos for this or not sure i guess i've got one there i have my own tuxedos so if you wouldn't want to be great i'll wear a suit yeah i might go i might go get my very first fitted suit just for this those ex-suits are really nice have you seen those no those stretchy ones oh look look it up that's what i want yeah ex-suit it's their fucking dope i have a suit so is he confirmed for the 26th um he was able to go he just called out waved off because of the NFL draft is the 25th and that's when we were originally pounding yeah can you do the next time front end yeah but then jared because jared was supposed to fly out on the 26th oh gosh he's not doing that anymore that that trip got canceled so now he's going to be here so that weekend works great which is going to be like weekend because thursday that's what i'm saying so thursday uh we're doing the NFL draft show here i don't know if people will show up for that but darrick wolf will be here we'll have a good time it'll be a fun show um and then friday will be the olive garden dinner and then saturday i'm speaking at vulcan with the minds people with all temples people basically yeah and then we might be interviewing uh dreya damatayo from the sopranos on that if she had got her to the olive garden it'd be great i don't think she would do she would she would she fucking rages well we'll find out we'll find out it could that would be a fucking nice addition yeah we'll have to rent out a whole olive garden or some shit i don't know what we're gonna do there's a private room so yeah you have to you have to order their most expensive bottle of wine yeah it's 20 i don't know what it is i think it's like 29 bucks it's been a long time so the county was the only isn't it isn't it like 29 or 25 bucks or something i'm seeing 29 yeah 29 i think i think i think we looked this up a couple months ago and i remember from yeah is that sutter home uh robert mondavi uh they got all the names that's not beautiful mandavi's not bad wine well it goes from low to high there the mandavi i'm gonna be checking some sutter home day that you say can you imagine if we got like because you know uh uh uh what's what's your name the kids from the sopranos have a show yeah they have a show here in austin now they they recorded your mom's house studios the one who plays uh tony's tony's son and then a meadow soprano yeah they're over here too we got all of them out so they would never do it i don't think they would i'd know dray it would i don't know i think they might like it that would be so fun what's his name what what's the kid's name that plays aj in real life yeah i don't know his name hang on i don't know his name in real life i i like their show um it is really good yeah yeah i think it's called okay pal um blah blah blah blah um robert uh isler that's it so he was on a great podcast he's really funny he was on yeah uh door they posted a clip yesterday about him at some premiere he didn't know it was going to be a premiere he just thought they were going out to dinner and he was all gacked the fuck out on cocaine and they started going through the photos he goes look at how fucking high on cocaine oh yeah fucking yeah so i think he would be down he likes doing weird shit she's she's got a husband and kids and stuff i don't know if she can if she would even be interested in that yeah she's cool but i feel like he would be down to go fucking do stupid shit i think so um speaking of a gacked out do you guys see that kind of McGregor video dude no there's like a thousand holy shit uh show them at the premiere roadhouse uh that that was the one that was sent in by the listeners over and over again it says look you guys definitely could party with McGregor now and i was like oh shit so he's doing these interviews on the red carpets um for that premiere gacked out of his fucking mind yeah there was another interesting choice yeah type in roadhouse premiere yeah there's another one of him uh and jake like on on the set or something doing an interview and he's freaking out the whole fucking time oh yeah yeah yeah see here allegedly he's been drug tested five times this year which i don't really believe for what drugs though yeah i don't know it's like i don't i don't understand that works they don't have you saw it anymore um but he's talking to to camera there for a while and he's just gacked out of his fucking mind type in cocaine or something bob yeah McGregor cocaine i know dude like counter McGregor cocaine and it should just pop up there so that the one in the that the picture on the left was him doing that interview and it was hard to watch because i was like oh man we've all been there you know well i've you know yeah we've definitely all been there and jillin jillin hall who's an actual pro is next to him right just like yeah he knows god damn kidding me he knows where he's been bob's down a fucking rabbit hole off week for bob this week dude you can find that meek mill audio every single time well he's got that book marked on every device he owns jesus christ man um yeah it's on my i know it's on 80 people sent to me on my fucking thing and uh watching him go through it i was like no somebody stop this dude yeah and it's there's nothing you can do well it's one thing if you're out if you get cornered you know and you're just gacked out it's another thing to go to the press junket gak the fuck out yeah that's that's a that's a bold move oh yeah because no matter i there are people that are good at hiding being high on weed and shit like for me i don't know most people probably wouldn't even notice if i was high or not no you're you're good but cocaine like you're not hiding that from anybody no it's just not a thing i agree dude um but yeah for him it was just fucking wild dude and i was watching this i was like no no no no don't do it dude don't do it yeah step away from the fucking biker phone but he couldn't do it he had to uh sweating you know when the sweat starts to come into he's like he's sniffing and he's like doing a lot of mouth stuff and he's like wiping his like hair back a bunch yeah i mean it's just there it is there it is pop that up dude here's the grayer how much can i go down i'm excited i'm you know i'm excited from Mike happy from Mike back in the mix that's that's the way i'll be i'll be keep going also you know you recalibrate your competition you know you've got a donkey like call you know and eventually like michael you're always happy which happened all the time crack him and i wish him well most paycheck for the lad and let's hear what goes back in the U.S.C. in july back in the u.S.C. in july i'm hoping you get it oh boy that one that one was close yeah that's a level where you gotta put it down you know all right i got it yeah say there's another one that's like white the one with him and jake side by side here yeah pop that up this is a reaction video let me see say play the actual and for jailin hall you're just happy to be there with McGregor yeah you know yeah that movie still didn't come out in theaters uh it's been hit and miss among star listeners yeah where they're like i liked it a lot of people didn't like it's highest few thing in amazon history yes i was gonna say it said it was the best thing you ever had on amazon yeah yeah but it's terrible yeah that's what like everybody says it sucks friends that i would trust or like don't watch it no i won't watch it because everybody keeps hitting me up of whether or not i watch it because i love swazing i'm like no no you can't out of respect for swazing i can't even watch the movie yeah but i will say this it's uh debut it was the high it was the most watched premiere ever on amazon yeah so they just signed his production comedy with first look deal for jailin hall yeah at least jailin hall got something out of it that's good yeah but i do love jake jailin hall uh most movies he's in i really he's great yeah you guys ever seen that cop movie was fucking dopey shit yeah have you ever seen prisoners yeah have you seen prisoners uh uh holy shit prison is good yeah i love prisoners man that's such it's got him and Hugh jackin in it uh great movie super straight Hugh Jackman oh yeah he's uh he's uh it's like a thriller movie where their kids get missing and uh jake is like a detective on the case and uh Hugh Jackman's like kind of taking it into his own hands it's it's a fucking awesome movie yeah you know jackman always has to take it into it he always does so good they did finish shooting that Deadpool movie though so it's done oh fuck yeah so finally he can stop doing steroids yeah yeah and go back to dancing that was the thing with him yeah he was just like bro i i it wasn't hard it wasn't the character he was like bro i'm in my fifties man i can't keep doing steroids like i can't keep doing cycles over and over and over he gets hill in just like a short amount of time yeah and he just wants to go back to to tap dancing with his bros yeah i did see that him and his wife split recently oh yeah shocker right that was during yeah i knew that was i was like man every two months he was it was during the lockdown stuff it's like that that whole beard relationship probably won't last through that he couldn't get out of australia yeah so he had actually lived with his wife for the first time ever and they were locked in for like three years and then once he got out of there he was just like done yep and now he's got a book coming out and allegedly he's going to drop a bombshell in there we are we already know what that is the bombshells that he took home the uh buff suit from the first three xm movies made his wife wear it while he drilled her butt oh probably right yeah during the pandemic at least the first couple months how does that work if if you're gay and you're you're married and you got to have a beard and all that other shit for for appearances can you drill her butthole if it's completely pitch dark and just kind of pretend at that point because you still want that stink that i was talking about at the top of the show yeah you're like you want a little bit of it in the air tenet's a boy yeah i'm gonna need you to work up some shit for me babe yeah do you think he cut her hair because at one point she had a no fuss haircut or put some like five o'clock shadow on her yeah like a little stubble yeah so when she's gone he can he feels like the scrubbing part yeah i guess dude just had her dressed as a whole dude i mean that's kind of a work around right kid of yeah because they have two kids and everybody was like oh man people came after me initially a few years ago on the show they were like oh man you're spoken who liar dude he's got two kids and i was like look at the kids michael jacks has got two kids three kids they're huge at me kids who dropped it um bob i think we've actually got some audio of huge atman and his wife oh god can't fuck him he makes your call with a deep voice i can't do it it's weird you know she's got she's got a deeper voice and you would think right i don't think it's okay for them to use the n-word in the bedroom though yeah that's definitely not okay well if it's your own house and it's never going to leave there is it bad yeah but it always leaves i mean ask whole kogan yeah well that was that was video you know that's his name right whole kogan yeah it's h-u-l-l and then last thing kogan yeah that's cool i kind of like kogan as a last it's a better name than hogan it is right kogan sounds cooler but if you're screaming out the n-word at your wife how does that work out if it's just a two of you and it never leaves the bedroom i guess is she an n-word no i don't how's that racist i guess not right like technically it's just a word i mean it's not a great one but it's just a word but it's just a two of you guys you've been married for 20 years like you jack man and that's all that'll get her off at this point yes that to me that's taking care of my wife right that's love like if i need to do that's love yeah if you'd like if i have to do something unethical yeah to take care of my family then that's what i'm going to do right like would you steal bread to feel your family fill our feed your family yeah of course i would yeah what i say the n-word to make my wife come absolutely yeah you have to i think you have to yeah with whole kogan that was a different story so he was talking about his daughter fucking a black dude so i don't think that's that's that's how he didn't get away with it yeah does it become a problem when that's all that she can get off to like it won't work unless you do it a problem for who though yeah for as long as i'm willing to stop for Dan yeah yeah that's not really that big deal right supposedly just a what are you into babe situation yeah well it depends on who started it because then you start to get used to shit like that and maybe you got it but how do you escalate from there because that's like that's pretty much the top of top of the list you know what's the word above that that's more offensive i mean to say to a woman cunt maybe but if you combine the two you know oh you're laughing because it's already dark inside i think here's how it escalates honestly is eventually she's going to want to get caught saying it or you get caught oh like a combo hook for the n-word yeah yeah yeah you know one day it starts flow she opens the window to your bedroom or something like that next thing you know you're calling dominoes and then just going like it then then eventually you're doing it in a dressing room at a at a fucking Ross dress for less yeah yeah and then you're screaming it out what well so you have to plan it i guess you would want to get caught by a black person right otherwise like if white people catch you say in the n-word i think everybody's kind of goes on about their business well i think if the video got fire on the internet too of like two people fucking inside of a dressing room and then they were screaming that out that'd be a fun twitter video n-words that'd be a great vine actually yeah six seconds dude n-word hunts and then boom that goes viral and if you're just screaming it out especially like a Walmart or something and then two white people over and over and then the two white people in the world walk out of that thing you're like what the fucking is there a third person who are they talking to shit because you're both saying it who said that who was even saying that i think that would be the way to do it is that you're both saying it not not you're not saying it to your wife you're both saying it to nobody in particular yeah yeah something like one's moaning it and the other one's just screaming it yeah yeah do you have any dark shit like that like that no god have you ever gumped up yeah you ever gumped out your your best sex of the retard no no that's called god that's uh a big thing that's going around a lot like those are just like really hot uh like girls with downs all over the internet now you seen that i so yeah who was the who like how did it happen when the first girl with down syndrome got fake titties i don't know i mean yeah we brought this up his idea was that she was on sports illustrated brazilian check yeah but she was like 24 and then do they not need their parents permission i don't know fake titties though there's one that's going around that she's like a fitness influencer yeah she's like very downs and her sister's like a babe and they're just like always like working out together and it's just like uh uh from behind it just looks like a hot gym girl yep with fat fucking tears i've seen that and then she turns around you're like oh so where do you where do you stand on that oh i mean if i guess it depends on the level of uh downs we have here what are you gonna do give her a fucking IQ test yeah yeah i would yeah if the speech is slurred and it was k-rib yeah i couldn't boy she's got that k-rib if she knew in or not if she has that fat fat tongue accent yeah oh you know what i mean that's what i would that would put that would be off putting i didn't know yeah i couldn't do it if it was that intense because then i just feel like it's like a a child but how big of a yeah sure baby voice how like that that's the one yeah but how how how big of a dick are you to not let this person enjoy their life yeah right so laid at a bar it you know you've had a many many drinks you might not know it yet she could she could be part Asian or something yeah correct yeah right maybe she's had some work done no that's just a woman from Louisiana that's what i'm saying why do you keep saying that about Louisiana i don't know man it's weird but it's true unless you beat fucking UCF and something recently or what's going on over there no that's just Louisiana right there Louisiana that Louis and uh uh eyes closed together right there she got a boob job yeah she's the she's the one that was on sports illustrator the the one that like the the ones that have been popping around that are fitness girls like they don't they didn't even have boob jobs they just have big fat tits yeah and you're just like no yeah yeah uh speaking of retarded nonsense by the way uh do you want to play this bro box commercial that we did oh my god do we have that yeah is that ready hold on let me put let me put headphones in first everyone needs headphones yeah is that done Joel Joel did this shout out to Joel and this one dude um this was uh Lopez here there you go ready no hang on all right go out that end dude this is blowing up with his eyes blowing it up dude oh that's awesome dude big fan what it what is that what's the after effects on that shit Joel he just grabbed some stuff from youtube god damn dude imagine when Sora gets here and we're all ready to use that shit if it's this good right now holy fuck dude when Sora gets here we'll get rid of some real fucked up shit how do you say homelander in mexican uh casa lander something right that yeah something like that or a downlander is a retarded version of homelander oh that's a meow lander is a good one that's that's a meme that's making the rounds right now downlander wow how close have you gotten in spanish the character homelander is referred to as petriota oh it's like patriot yeah i'm not a big fan of that it's like homeland um but how how close have you gotten if you haven't had sex with somebody with down syndrome uh legless amputee full fucking quad para anything no no what's the craziest you've taken it eyepatch relative brainer you're from west Virginia no no not done any relatives at least as far as i know uh didn't know it's all been pretty vanilla for me when it comes to you know just like deformities really yeah yeah where are you from originally west Virginia yeah okay yeah yeah like you're the guy you should have done this thing uh man uh even now i was talking about this recently even now thinking about the girls in my high school and like what were the hot girls like yeah most of them are still really hot like i like still see them every now and then i'm like good job yeah yeah like so i think i looked up i think i was in uh uh a good part of west Virginia what was the name of the town uh oceana oh yeah yeah it's like uh wildman county like southern west Virginia okay yeah yeah like uh the we had a fair amount of really attractive girls that were still very attractive so type in uh west Virginia girls and just let's just see what comes though oh it's gonna be bad it's gonna be bad but also oceana west that's your town right there do you know that yellow building right there there's a whole documentary about oceana that's called oceana oh fuck yeah yeah yeah yeah how far away is this from the wild and wanted for whites of west Virginia uh like two hours something like that yeah something like uh type in uh girls from west Virginia and let's just see what pops up here because you could get fucking wild go to the beautiful city of wheeling yeah oh boy oh man you mean uh pittsburgh west as i told this story on the show we did a a thing at ohio state when we went to west Virginia for the weekend it was like a fraternity swap yeah and ohio state was playing west Virginia uh and so we partied there first of all those guys are on a whole different level man i mean yeah that's like i went to vu for two years and i was a bouncer to club for like the majority of that oh were you really yeah yeah so that campus is all uphill one yeah two every girl has amazing legs caps ass yeah and obviously a lot of like a lot of the girls aren't gonna all be from west Virginia you know because we're right fucking uh university but like dude i can remember especially going from like small town high school and stuff and then going to like the like biggest university in the state like i would catch myself just being like like waiting for the bus or like in the gym just like staring like a fucking retard like at girls like were so ungodly hot i'm like what the fuck this is insane yeah my first couple like months of college there i had to like really figure my shit out well i told the story in the show the the game we went to we went to the actual game itself i was uh dipping at the time he used to dip for a long time home girl took it out of my mouth and put it in her fucking mouth sure and that was apparently something they did like all the time of games and shit like that and i was like no fucking way dude yeah dude there was a lot of like some of the the like most smoking girls at our school dipped like at like at the games after like school they'd be like fucking walking around spitting and so it's not a bit like they just do it for real what's coming back now they're just in everybody's doing videos just fucking redneck and after you know they're black buffalo fucking did it yeah so they're just like whatever dude they all hunting shit so they were just fucking dip did you watch the tv show on mtv uh about the uh fuck what was it called they did yeah they did a version of the oc with uh people from west virginia yeah and it was entertaining yeah wow they like a lot of them died didn't they i think it's like why they didn't do like the main goofy yeah they filmed in like a a holler yeah yeah and uh and it was fucking awesome i was all in genuinely like enjoyable to watch you like a couple of them died yeah yeah they got super famous and they were just like whoops they were crazy but i think i think what happened was they were like muddin or something of course and like their truck got like bogged down too much it was like really light they were drunk as shit i mean like well we'll just go to sleep but they like left the truck running yep and it was like the muffler was like under the mud or something and just like carbon monoxide just like poured into the truck and like there's like three of them just died yeah they yeah they were probably all so high on oxies yeah they were they were on i'm sure they were on all kinds of shit and drunk as hell which is great yeah pop up this cast on screen this was a fun show and then they shut it down yeah uh home girl in the middle was wild as fun yes it was which one the ginger yeah i mean that's exactly what you picture west virginia to be like that girl in the middle right there yeah with the blue and that's like yeah yeah that like oh you're talking about uh the the fatter one yeah yeah yeah okay yeah she was uh i think she was always a problem on the show yeah and she's dead now i'm not sure if she's dead oh yeah she probably lost her foot to die a bit if she might be here yeah all right p to the foot yeah well to her whole body now i don't think she's dead yeah did she live uh i don't know i think the red-headed one is like a popular realtor now really yeah good for her i think i like her page really popped up on instagram like a few months back i was like oh shiz like it's the fucking now hear me out right yeah that blonde girl from before the retarded one yeah how big of a divide do you think there is between this cast iq and her iq it's probably pretty close i mean if it was within five or ten points would that change your mind about banging the blonde one yeah definitely like between the down syndrome check and one of the real ones like if the down syndrome check has an iq of like let's let's call it 87 yeah right right on the line and then the other one's like 92 yeah yeah where do you go there are there room room i can't say i guess it just uh goes back to how they talk yeah so for me it's the look in the eyes and how they talk yeah yeah i can get around the iq you think yeah sure yeah it's the the talking is the biggest the talking if you had to hear it uh yeah if they talk i can return uh yeah what do you think they know i don't want to hear that that's a problem i don't want to hear that i don't want to hear it maybe you can coach them though right so maybe let's start a foundation that teaches retarded girls how to know in a way that is off-play oh non non-retardly man i'm all jacked up today no non-retarded non-retarded people will teach retarded girls how to mow and properly without being off-putting sure like a school like a finishing school for girls yeah but she's finishing me yeah finishing she's finishing for tarts yeah yeah oh boy this is a bad show oh like i'm starting to finish this is been bad this has been we didn't have one there wasn't one wholesome moment i thought i wasn't expecting it to be honest okay it was a giant piece of shit yeah yeah yeah well kind of i thought for sure out of all of us you would have been the one that fucked a retard oh yeah well because of west of Virginia yes yes no no thankfully uh i was just a goofballing in school too so no dual exhausts like Dan or anything yeah i knew a woman in high school she had she didn't she had no vagina and two assholes we call it dual exhaust that's cool yeah yeah nothing like that no dude uh literally every girl i've ever been with uh i would almost still get with all of them again right now okay yeah can i say something i hope it's not offensive oh yeah and again hops up on on viking up the surgery today but um i want to say this if i did have a like a daughter with town syndrome yeah i would be okay if she ended up with you like i feel like you're nice enough yeah yeah i appreciate that yeah yeah i would take i would love her i would give yeah you her hand yeah i would walk her down the aisle to me i appreciate it that's actually like compliment yeah because that's like a big thing but you're the only one and what i couldn't do it to dan i wouldn't do it to bob or or delco you though i feel like you would take care of her yeah and i would be okay with it yeah that's a big thing to give away like already to give away a daughter is a lot but like to give away a daughter whose special needs and like you're really gonna have to have somebody like really lover yes and that's a compliment so the average iq in west virginia is 97.2 that's right one of the lowest states in the union although not nearly the lowest new mexico and louisiana come in with 95 louisianne again god damn it yeah louis now uh 70 or below is considered mentally disabled so i mean you're real close there what's the highest iq somebody with down syndrome ever oh 135 oh hell that's a great question actually mosby's medical nursing and allied health dictionary is an average iq between 50 and 60 for down syndrome people although um say no i do want to buy iq is up to 120 which 120 is about average for a college graduate sure is so that's hired jared i think you at least got to give them the test yes yeah what i'm saying is you might have accidentally caught some caught one there's also no way the average college graduate is 120 it's way lower i would say so yeah if you're going jukos and everything else yeah well i mean i don't i don't know where the data came from but the average the average american citizen is 100 so here's a funny one according to uh data the average iq of college graduates was 119 in 1939 so right before the gi bill it is in 2022 it was 102 i'm sorry what are you saying bob about veterans i'm not saying anything about veterans i'm saying that most people shouldn't be allowed to go call what you're saying is that the data says that veterans are retarded like the data says what the data says i hope that means something you know that too you can't look i hope that was your biggest takeaway today that out of all of our friends yeah you be the one that i would trust with one i appreciate that yeah i'll cherish that what way would have but happened and locked up in a dog no i'm locked up in a dog crate like one of the bigger crates not a small crate but a bigger one we're we're really nice people yeah who both of us no no you're a terrible person he's awesome i'm not a terrible person yeah you're a horrible person i'm a great person i wonder though um what's the dowry for a retarded daughter what do you mean well i mean let's say it's uh let let's say it's like 1750 or better yet let's say it's feudal europe like it's the middle of the 14th century or something like that uh-huh um we're just post magna carda but still still heavily feudalist you have a retard daughter yeah first of all you've got to be suspicious if the guy comes asking about in the first place yes like you've got four daughters and like he wants this one oh i want this one no i want to talk to chippy over there yeah whatever chippy he's like oh chippy i feel gone yeah but there's like three gorgeous daughters and you're like oh no i'm here for chippy i'm here for chippy with beautiful with beautiful japanese names all the other daughters now then chippy quan yeah so lost and it's just like nope i'm here for chippy yeah uh can chippy come out and play so you're probably like immediately suspicious of this guy yeah right instantly but back in the day i mean arranged marriages were happening between adult men and kids like literal children yeah yeah they didn't happen until they were older right but the marriage was uh uh agreed upon then so it's like what would the dowry be well because you're paying like you're paying to get rid of your daughter basically right but also to elevate your family into status and position so let's say a low-level prince right like a third a guy that he's never going to see the crown ever but he's still part of the royal family what's that look like i think you lie if it's a child bride like it was back in the day obviously we can't do that now i think you lie and say she'll grow out of it and then because people didn't know that then yes they didn't know and you're like okay cool you get this to say face right now you get to say she got kicked by a horse she'll get over in a couple of years yeah it's like oh man there's not a doctor for 200 miles uh she's gonna get over this and then you marry her into that uh kind of get the money there and then figure it out afterwards you know yeah yeah i don't know if that's gonna work no they're gonna kill her yeah or put her up in a tower by herself yep yep or just like have her drag a plow through the fields right because they've got that strength they've got goochus right but do you put the the bit in her mouth and the whole thing i don't think you need to know she's got she's got hands yeah you don't need to do that okay i didn't know i didn't know how we're doing yeah put the bit in her mouth she acts up i don't think it's what that is for you you'm chippy the bit god you're chippy the bit so go get chippy a bit she's acting up you can't get that bit for chippy i sincerely hope somebody was listening to this at work or in front of an unsuspecting family member or something like that will this even stay will this episode even live today i think it's fine you know it's fine i like that looks at the calendar so tomorrow's fake news we're fine but uh usually when we guess on the show they listen whatever the last show was yeah thank god we don't have a guess tomorrow did you guys tell us you gabbard listen to this you chippy the bit we're having it just starts off with like two dudes fucking each other they're like oh no i can't go on the show that was the first ten seconds of the show you chippy the bit oh fuck yeah uh now is the point the show we get to the drink of bro the week kill it i want you to think long and hard you want to give uh the drink of bro who you want to associate with this god yeah or is there a lie a life you want to ruin today by giving it to somebody damn uh you know i was talking about it recently i was talking to him about it and you brought this up about uh just like just like bad sexual experiences it's my friend Andrew he was like fucking the hell out of a girl in his new truck like our first year of college and they did ain't no we like convinced him to do it and uh she shit all over the place in his new job yeah like ruined you never get that stinking it was it was me and one of our other friends were like we were all drunk and he was drunk and she was like yeah she's like why don't we ever do it and we're like yeah dude you should do it and we're like cracking up because she was like already like not the best and uh what do you mean not the best she was just like a ho like oh i suck in here all the time and we're like yeah dude you should totally fuck her in your new truck we fuck her in her butt and uh we convinced him to do it and we're like i had already been home and i like woke up to piss or something i had like a shit load of messages from him as videos of him being like you fuckers it's like you convinced me to do it and she shit everywhere videos are inside the truck yeah he's like showing me the truck and there's just like stains we had to know that was a possibility it's her asshole oh yeah yeah but i mean they were drunkest fuck too you shouldn't you shouldn't for out this is a uh after school special yeah yeah don't fuck more than 15 or so feed away from his shower yeah and the butt right like be close and and be aware that you're gonna be doing that like don't be drinking a bunch of Bud Light platinums and hurricanes and then eating like tar food and then coming home and like yo that's butt fuck potato skins extra sour cream southwest be prepared for that uh what are they called chicken not uh south of those southwest uh quesadillas, egg rolls, egg rolls, egg rolls, egg rolls dude oh fuck you imagine that you got corn stuck in the winter yeah damn it should we should go to chilis soon together too well i mean that we'll do that next we'll do chilis next they're all in kyle man i passed them the other day but yeah yeah uh my friend Andrew risked his uh soul with that was he dead no he's not dead but he missed out inside when that happened he sold that truck like immediately because he's like he's like i got a new truck yeah chilis is actually a Texas company founded in dallas in 1983 damn how about that it's great i love chilis i love chilis yeah yeah uh did you bring up tub girl bomb is that what you're looking at trying to yeah uh yeah that's not the one though tub girl is a career lady that shouldn't die in to her own face i'm well aware of this it's pretty long yeah we got an off day for bob here with the oh that's good i'll hold on what tub girl yeah just give her that snack give me one oh we know her she's been on the show right no is that georgie no it's not georgia come georgia is not tub but she would she wouldn't do tub girl but she would do that job yeah for sure for sure man uh cale we appreciate being here of course yeah thanks for having me i don't know if you appreciate being here i do it's always fun okay yeah uh can we yeah show them that pick one more time with uh the conjoined twin second dick there god damn what do you think the other mouth is doing right there rapping could you imagine that because later she's she's working on boxing she's working on a death penalty she's doing later that night she's she's doing uh the last verse of m&m and forever and you're just like oh hey they come here they go and it's just the whole yeah you're like oh god i love that actually okay okay i'll take it back if that's what's going on yeah i want i want to do that if one of them starts choking do they both choke no because they have two different esophagus but where does the esophagus meet up uh does one go to each lung or at the stomach stomach yeah oh yeah four lungs yeah four lungs oh my god yeah what really yes uh so they can take turns eating they don't both have to eat no dude right but they both have to shit it it's only one more yeah imagine going to sleep waking up and like fuck i have to shit or your sister like super spicy eating all night again you fat bitch yeah yeah like you start getting fat on one side of your body like stomach rick rick rick like stuffed fire sauce yeah you're like what the fuck ghost peppers and it's like oh god just to piss off her sister yeah because you're but you're feeling that asshole yeah god damn yeah that's and she's mad she she's doing it to get revenge because one the other girl was like barking like dmx while she's sucking dick what'd you really want there's a there's a fucking nice spot in hell for the three oh fuck yeah and i think the entryway to it is hope solo's asshole which is right oh yeah we'll leave you out with that that's right over my right there yep boom boom right there that's nice show couldn't get any worse today uh we appreciate it too can you play that song on the way oh but yeah we can't on uh patreon yeah play that song bottle yeah you can play us out on patreon i use this usually the point that show i tell you good i tunes right the show of five sorry and leave a quick review and spotify stop drop i can't say whatever the fuck i can't do that to that dmx stop drop open up shop i don't know oh but up shop what's the fucking name of that song whoa uh rough writers is the name yeah rough writers and i love some dmx so sort of why r_p all right p uh the sister's rapping this is the other one's giving head to that dude oh she's got her finger over her one a year i'm just bucking i'm into it now like i would let it happen now i think this is what's going on i'm like hard to do this is the worst show i've ever done we're digging down the hallway Kaleb Francis i'm about practicing this is drinking post podcast good night everyone with that shit on my brain i've been short the violence my niggas moving silence like you don't know what i silence new york niggas
