Phone Taps
Caught Having Sex on the BBall Courts
But there's only one feeling like knowing your banker personally, like growing up with a bank you can count on, like being sure what you've earned is safe, secure, and local. There's only one feeling like knowing you're supporting your community. You deserve more from a bank. You deserve an institution that stood strong for generations. Bank of Colorado. There's only one member FDIC. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran Phone Tap. Dads hate it when they get a call from an expensive college their sons are going to. Yes. The sons acting up. Like Danielle found someone. Yes, Eric wants the phone tap as Dad Wayne and tell him that Eric was caught having sex on the college basketball courts. So that's what we're telling him. So Dad just spent eight grand on college, now his son is acting up, let's see what happens. Hello. Hi. May I speak to Mr. Wayne? Ruby, please. Yeah, this is Wayne. Yes. Hi. This is Mrs. Penis now head of campus police from the dean's office at knesertacme. I have your son, Eric, in my waiting area for what? Last night your son was caught having sexual relations in the basketball courts. With a girl? Yes, with a girl. And this morning he was brought into my office and I thought I'd call you so maybe you could talk to him and talk some sense into him and- I'm amazed right now, I'm totally in shock. I thought he had enough of brains in his head. Well, obviously he doesn't, and I mean just the fact that people use the basketball courts frequently and see him doing this and it's just a disgusting behavior. All right, can I talk to him or should I call him later? Yeah, no, no, I'll get him from the hallway, but just so you know it was 2 a.m. last night and they were not wearing any clothing. Jesus Christ. I'm sorry. Yeah, okay. Okay, I'm gonna bring him in from the hallway and I'll put him on with you. Hold on one second, please. Okay, thank you. Hello. What the f*ck are you stupid? I'm sorry. No, it's a sorry sh*t. Oh, I'm sorry, Dad. I didn't get a sh*t. Use your f*cked head. What's the big deal? It's a big deal. How is this a big deal? On a basketball court? I'm sorry. There's nowhere else. It was a bad deal. I'm sorry, there's nowhere else, it was a bad deal. Oh, f*ck. I don't wanna hear that. I don't wanna hear that. I'll tell you right now, you better not be going out at night or nothing right now. You better have your f*cked head in that school. I'm not spending all that money for you being asked. It's no big deal, Dad. Let me talk to that woman again. Hold on. Hello? Yes, how you doing? Good, how are you? I'll take care of this very well. Okay, the only thing is that he may even get expelled from school. I don't believe this. I believe you understand where I'm coming from and that this kind of behavior we can't have going on. I have to run down the hall for a minute and take another call, so just, he's in my office. I'm just gonna let you talk to him and I'll be right back. Oh, well. You get expelled, you're finished. I'm not dead. Calm down. Don't tell me, calm down. You just said it. They're not gonna expel me. Don't say that. She's bluffing, Dad. You better change your f*cked attitude real quick. Bluffing, I'll call her out. You'll give a sh*t. You better change your attitude. You pay yourself, Joe. You can't just do $8,000 up the f*cked door. You get expelled, you ain't going to no college. Dad, I'm not going to f*cked. What do you f*cked? I don't understand. I don't understand. The car's gone, too. Just the car goodbye. Are you serious? You want to keep acting this way? You got that car? You may never even see it again. So you play your game now. You think it's a joke? I don't. Alright then. Alright. Bye. Hello? Yes, I am. Hi. Yes, hi. Okay, Mr. Huber. One more thing I have to tell you. Yeah, good. Mr. Ran in the morning show, and you just got a phone tap. You've got to be f*cked me. I'm going to kill him. My heart is pounding. And I listen to you people all the time, and I laugh, and I say, ah, they'll never get me. The Elvis Duran Phone Tap. This phone tap was prerecorded with permission granted by all participants. The Elvis Duran Phone Tap, only on Elvis Duran in the morning show. There's only one feeling like knowing your banker personally, like growing up with a bank you can count on, like being sure what you've earned is safe, secure, and local. There's only one feeling like knowing you're supporting your community. You deserve more from a bank. You deserve an institution that stood strong for generations. of Colorado. There's only one member FDIC.
Wayne's son is in college, and he gets a very undesirable call from the school. After his son got caught doing something unsavory at the basketball court!