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Chopped Chumps - 4.5.24
"Chop Chumps" is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on "Store" to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap! It is so inappropriate for the media to report that there was an earthquake in New Jersey when it was just Kris Krispie Kreeing taking a walk around his property. It's all well and good to propose a breathalyzy test or a drug test for these politicians, but even more than that, I say most of them need an IQ test. "Llovey, did you hear there was an earthquake here today? I don't know why they don't listen to me, I keep warning them about climate change." By definition, the Coretta Scott King Bridge cannot be racist. After this morning's temblor in New Jersey, there were insinuations that Krispie Kreeing had something to do with it having begun his first week on a treadmill, but on a moment of introspection, that was dismissed out of hand, because treadmill and Krispie Kreeing are never used in the same sentence. "We're going to have a solar eclipse on Monday! My car's gonna be without power for at least a minute and a half! And we're going to do so we're all going to end!" "Hi, Howie, it's Charlie calling from Maine. I'm wondering if I might be able to get a balding, poleock, visibility day. That's balding, B-A-L-G-I-N-G, poleock, visibility day. We're out there! Thanks, bye!" "That was your last Chumpline message. Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump!" Chump Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap!