The Group Chat
#99.9 - Convo Got Too Real...
Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome you back to episode 99.9 of the group chat podcast. Today, I am joined with my friends on the day before episode 100. And I must say before we start, make sure you are using code group at gamersubst.gg for 10% off your products, including lean, let's get into the podcast so much to talk about. So little time go up. Yeah. Wow. That was amazing. That was pretty good. Good job. Good job. Is that method acting? Is that what it's called? You said that yesterday. I guess you said that yesterday. You said that yesterday. Like gmod. It's improv. It's improv. Okay. Wait. What's method acting? It's like when you're getting to the character. Yeah. You become it. It's like when the Joker gets like makes a joke that's method acting. It's like the Phoenix guy when he becomes crazy for like half a year. Yeah. Queen Phoenix. Yeah. Joe Quinn. Joe Quinn. I don't know. Joe Quinn. Dude, they announced the release date for the second one October 4th. Wait. They also delayed Batman. With the same actor. Oh, they got beef. They keep delayed. Same actor. And Lady Gaga's Harley Quinn. Oh, wait. Wait. I forget this. It's a musical as well. I think that would be a banger. It's a musical. Can I address something? Yeah. The fact of this episode is 99.9. Oh my God. The reason for that. There's a good reason why we said 99.9. Tell them what we missed last week. So. Right. There's nobody knows, right? Nobody. No. No, I think we mentioned it. We were live a few times. I think we better know. Oh, we didn't say it like, apolically. Nope. Most people. No, no. Most people don't know. So what happened last week? Why we didn't upload a podcast? Oh, what happened last week we recorded two podcasts. Oh, yeah. That's why I thought there was one else. There are two episodes out. No, they're not outside. They're in the vault. One of them has video. No audio. One of them has audio in no video. So back to back days we record these things. Both broke. Can I explain like the timeline of what happened? Guys. I'm in my room. Yeah. I'm in my room editing and Larry's like, bro, someone went wrong and they know we're not. There's no audio, but there's a video. I don't know what happened. This is like so weird. We have to be recorded. I'm like, okay, we could do that. Surely they won't mind. We sit down. I'm back in my room the next day. This is like the next day after the first one. I'm in my room and I hear a knock and he's like, Isaac, I'm like, yeah, buddy, he comes in. He's like, dude, I don't even know what happened. That's what I got to say. I said everything. I'm right. I was like, what are you talking about? He was like, there's, there's all the audio, but there's no video. And I'm like, dude, what? And then we're sitting there. And I'm like, they do not want to do a third. There's no way. We had an idea. We were going to do it. I don't know what to turn Larry from uploading it, but because I did. Okay. Because we, we, we, we combined the full video from the first one and the full audio from the second one. And I gave the green light. I was like, upload it. Yeah. And so we cut it up and everything and it was really fucking funny because Tanner would like crack up, but he was sitting there like to make a still face. and then just give no context. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, no, no, no. We did give a context. We actually recorded that same night. We recorded like 15 minutes of us like, introing it. Like this is what we made now in Baba Baa. And then after that, we like became like a TV network. And you were, I was like, chh. And the tenant would be like, how on this reporting, there's gonna be a giant train going through the city. And then Isaac's like. - By green, by red, by red. - By red water, by red water. - Green water. - By green water. - Green water. - Okay, you hear that, right? Would you listen to that? - What is green water? - That's what I'm saying. - That's what we talked about. - That's what we talked about. - Made up commercials. - We basically just played inter-air dimensional cable from Rick and Morty. - We made commercials for like 30 minutes. - That's my answer. - Well, I'll say this, guys, I don't want you all thinking that we have like the hardest lives ever and recording a podcast for one hour is like the end of the world. - Okay, but three-- - It's just not an emotions. - It is just really annoying when you guys, like we talked about some great topics. Those last two podcasts. - That is so hard at one thing, what was it? - Oh my God. - I think we were like-- - Sorry, guys, we don't remember. - We were doing something specifically, like the last-- - Didn't we do an autism test? - Dude, are these cameras on? Was that when we did the autism test? - They'd better be on. - I don't see a red. - Like it's recording. - I don't see a red. - Where's the red? - 'Cause it's recording grunk right now. It's on some camera phone, which is grunk. - Yeah, well, you guys better be seeing this right now. I'm gonna freak it out. - We have like-- - Yeah. - This is scary. We're actually kind of scared right now. - Wait, can someone get up and check? - I don't like that one. - This is a third one in a row. I don't want to risk it. - Okay, hold on. - We did do an autism test in Tannerfield. - Yeah. - I got a few points, dude. - Yeah, he-- - Yeah, his thoughts is intense. - But there was one thing that was so funny we were dying at. - I think it's exactly what you're doing right now. This is a third week. - The third podcast in a row, he's pulling with the toy. - Hey. - Tanner was fingering the fucking chair. - Wait, I'm in groundhog's game. - I'm in groundhog's game. - This is our dog's game. - Oh my God. - It was a different-- - It was the next podcast. I literally have no idea, but it was so funny. I'm sorry, guys. The funniest joke of all the time was said and everyone doesn't even get to hear it. - It lost the time. - What did it have to do with? - No idea, but we were laughing so hard. - Hardly than we've ever been before. - I can't even remember last night or like an hour ago. 'Cause I was asleep 20 minutes ago. - What did you have something to do with the-- (laughing) - No clue, zero clue. All I know is like I laughed and then like my brain spiked in this area. It was either Isaac or Nick. It wasn't what he used to. - Spiked it, what does that mean? - What do we do? - It was like my dopamine like bone or went bloop, so you guys caused the joke. What did you do? It wasn't that guy. It wasn't that guy. It wasn't that guy. - Go back, go back. - It wasn't me. - Go back. - We have to go back and look then. - I have to go back, yeah. - Sorry. - Okay, listen, I'll still upload the episode. We can just call it like-- - To our Patreon. - To our Patreon. - We're gonna put it behind a thousand dollar pay wall. - Yeah, get on. You'll never know what the joke-- - The funniest joke ever. I'm gonna call it the funniest joke ever said. (laughing) - $1,000. - That's $1,000. - We're gonna sell it to, like, comment below. - That's $1,000. - That's $1,000. - By the way, I wanna give a quick shout out to somebody that I saw recently. So there's this guy named-- - Dang, I'm not as fat. - Okay, yeah, I already had a sit up. There's this guy named Cryptic on Twitter, and all he's been posting, it's just lean on different cups. - That's hard. - It's gotta talk about, you know what I'm saying? - That's fitting, that looks good. - You know what I'm saying? He's got the simply orange. - Yup. - Simply lean? - Yup. - He got a little silly. He got the fucking Chili's cup. - He stole it, Chili's cup? - Yeah, he stole it, just for a go one. - He put it in the colabato. - That looks really good, too. Could you imagine if he bought a lean? That looks like-- - Oh, wait, he should've done Sprite, bro. - He should've done Sprite. He should've done Sprite. - That looks ethereal, like, in a store. If I walked by that in a store, I'm definitely bothering. - I'll try it out, yeah. - That looks pretty. - It's got the Wendy's cup. - Oh, come on, baby. - It's class classic. - Come on, baby. - And he's got the Jack-in-the-block. - This is actually the phone. - Dude, that one looks-- - How often is he eating out? - I mean, let's see here. This was, like, Feb to 23rd. - Oh, yeah, so, of course, I'm like a month and a half. - Oh, don't judge him. - How often do we eat out? - Hey, come on. - I can do this all in a favor. - Yeah, we can-- - No, I'm just asking. - You also got the, look at that. - Oh, this guy. - This guy. - This guy. - This guy. - This guy. - He's waiting hard in that, Jack. - Look at that. - That's what he's working on. - Oh, we're working. - Monkey 3. - Yeah, boop, he's a supporter of everything we do. - Dude, that guy. - Shout out, shout out too. Merry Christmas. - Hey, shout out, bro. - Shout out, man. - You're the ghost. - He's awesome. - If you were listening to this cryptic, you know what to do. - I'll listen, right. - I'm gonna give you guys a challenge by the end of this episode. We're gonna use the same hashtag as we did before, which is the group chat podcast. We'll get to that later. But yeah, I just wanna give a quick shout out 'cause I was looking through the hashtag and this guy just kept posting the drink in different cups. I was like, dude, yes. - I wanna keep supporting that. - I'm not gonna lie. I feel like I subreddit. I really feel like we're big enough. We could do a subreddit. - We already have a subreddit this Sunday. - Yeah, but like an actual one. We're like, we'd actually like remember to do it. You know, building that habit of checking and like. - I'll make one if you guys wanna do that. - Nah, it's okay. - That'd be cool. - Nah, it's okay. - Nah, it's okay. - You bring up the idea. - Nah, nah, nah. - It sounded good in theory, but we'd have to maintain it. - Ethereum? - Yeah, it sounded good in Ethereum. - We up. - Dude, I'm gonna tell you guys right now, Bitcoin is gonna go to the moon next year. Get your Bitcoin now while you can. - No, I don't know about all that background. - Get your Bitcoin. - I'm trying. - Yeah, we'll let that go down. - We are not a financial podcast. - We are not, yeah, we have to actually, we have to actually say that. We are not financial sponsors. - If we were a financial podcast, we'd make so much money from YouTube. It'd be insane. - I wanna get a whole Bitcoin. - Wait, guys, look, it says 420. (laughing) (laughing) - That must be April Fool's joke. - Yeah. - Speaking of April Fool's, this is a good segue. - It's almost 420. - It is almost 420. (laughing) - I have a birthday. - What was like, huh? - Snoop Dogg? - 420. - I have a birthday, Snoop Dogg. - It's eight-offs birthday. - Oh, oh, yeah. - Oh, what? - 420. - Oh. - Look it up. - It is. - I don't wanna look that up. - I'm gonna have to blur all of this. - No, I don't think so, I think so. You're fine. - April 20th. - 20th. - Wow. - 1859, that guy is dirt and old and-- - Damn, he died 10 days after his birthday. - 1859 or 1880. - What did he sound like? - It's nine. - What did he sound like? - I know, I'm sorry, I don't know. - Oh, this is the craziest thing around here. - I don't know why I sounded upset. - What kind of party was that? - That was a bad one. - Yeah, you said about that. - No, I lied. I wanted to talk about April Fool's because I just saw something that is blowing my F in mind. I need to get it off my chest. But before I do, what? Was there anything about April Fool's that you guys saw that was like, huh? - Yeah, it was a bull record. I got him out of jokes told yesterday. - What? - Oh, I know, I know one. - Dude, who's counting? - I know one's counting, I know. - What? - Yesterday, I played Overwatch and they had a really silly update. - They do. - Discord, Discord, you. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Can I tell the story? - Yes. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What was yours? - Oh yeah, go ahead. - Sorry, I got really excited. - Yeah, yeah, I'm excited too. I need to talk about it. - Okay, I figured it out. - No, it's fun. - I figured it out. - No, it's a puzzle piece. - No, it's fun. - Talk to me, talk to me about Overwatch, man. Come on. - I'm here. - Well, in Overwatch, they had a lot of updates to the characters and certain champions and heroes or whatever they're called in the game. - Operator. - Did Cassidy? - Heroes. - Does Cassidy go like it's 9 p.m.? - Yeah, so like, yeah, so what's her face? Widowmaker would be like activating wall hacks and like, you could see through everything. Or like, dude, they made all the healers in the game. They made this support so fun. Brig was like, they made Malga who was like a tank, by the way, he's got like, what 500 did that heal? - That's the first. - They made him have 135 health and he was tinier than Torbjorn. (laughing) - Oh my God, that's why I joined your ship. I was like, this big, like, I was tiny. - I thought you were playing like arcade mode 'cause I saw your, you were playing as greasy. There's a Moira that became like triple your size and then just shrunk. - Yeah, Brig was permanently like huge and tall and shit. Zenyatta, when he charges up his right click where he can like throw multiple orbs, he just floats away. Like he flies from the wall. - I don't play that game, but I really hope that they make like the least picked heroes, like the most fun on days like that 'cause that seems like fun. - I think they do. - They made all of the supports, which usually people don't like to play support too much. They made all of them so fun. Mercy, so Mercy has like her main staff that she can heal or help damage boost. They took away her pistol and you fire through her staff now. - Oh my God, I didn't, we were supposed to play yesterday. I didn't get to it with you. - Yeah, I apologize, I did go to bed too. - Yeah, it's all right. - But, okay, so speaking of April Fool's, I need, we need to talk about this 'cause this just happened yesterday. Discord now owns the world record for the most amount of views garnered in 24 hours at a whopping 1.4 billion views on a YouTube video. Go ahead and look up YouTube. What had happened was they rolled out a loot box in the last three weeks. - Some way somehow. - Wait a minute. - Some way somehow. Every click or something like that equated to what you do. That is the new record and that will never get broken because it's a viewbot, technically. - Oh my God. - We're gonna take it down. - Oh, what is this ad? Well, we're getting like a lot of stuff. - Do you know what else happened that I heard? I read, I don't know if it was true or not, but I read on Twitter that it also auto-played on people's Discord. - Yes, that's what that was, that's how it started. - That's how that's when you click. When you click the loot box, it plays once I believe and the second click is another play. I don't know, but 1.4. - You just upload your videos like that. - Dude, how'd they do that? Do that. - Can't watch it. - It's 17 seconds. - Take the server, auto-play your video. - You can't hit the banner. - It is crazy. This is the Discord banner. - The banner? - Yeah, I would Discord banner if we make it like a video. - Oh, YouTube video? - Yeah, let's try that. - It's integrated and you actually get RPM. (upbeat music) - What is this video? - It's gonna move by. - You turn into a loot box. - Have you not seen these yet? - I did, I opened one. - Yeah, I opened all of them. Got a clown emoji or whatever. - That's all in real though. This is staying, right? It's like not just, it's not for one day. - I think it's only for one day. - That was it. - That was what it is. - That's 17 second quote. - Wow. - That was the best video ever made. - Dude, for all the people who worked really hard and like got really lucky and you know, whatever got the most viewed video just got beat out by people who weren't trying to do it. - Dude, God's kind of sucks. - God's plan now has lesbians in there. - That's okay, already. - Yeah, this surpassed like 99% of buildings. - No, they're still on top. - Oh, yeah, it's almost there though. - My what, 100 million views? - Yeah. - Oh, that's gonna be broken today. - Dude, this is the God's plan. - About this one. - No. - Dude, I have, I, I remember looking at the video and I was like. - How many? - 8.4, 8.4 billion. - There's not even many people in the world. - There's not, dude. - I don't think that. - You're just watching it that much. - This video is not gonna, this video is not gonna surpass that amount of views. However, the most amount of views in 24 hours is the world record. - Yeah, absolutely. - Never gonna be broken, absolutely. - I'm sorry, it's never. - Unless Discord makes another loop. - Let's last, dude. - A.I. is on the way. I think it'll be broken. - I think A.I. will, what? Did he spill water everywhere? - It's not gonna spill water everywhere. - Did it actually spill? - God damn it. - Oh my God, it did. - Mother fucker. - I just gotta clean up his mess, so our furniture doesn't get destroyed from his water spill. - We're gonna have so many ants. - Was it only water? - It was just water, it was water. - Okay, okay. - In an episode where ants are sitting down, and they're talking through my-- - Between Tanner and Isaac, who have the habit of leaving containers open. - Don't bring me, he knocked it down. Don't put my name in your sense. - Oh here we go. - Oh here we go. - What is it? - You drank out of that. Two podcasts ago that we, I think it was at home. - Oh my God. - We were talking about podcasts again. - Yeah, 'cause I was like, is this yours? And you're like, hey Isaac knocked it down, get away from me. - Oh. - It's deflecting. - Now they're definitely both guilty for sure. I'll find like, I literally, one day, I had to close the same bottle of Advil three times. I'm like, what is this dude doing? - Isaac's worst habit is the microwave, dude. You fucking leave that shit open all the time. - Dude, you leave it open like it has to breathe. (laughing) - Oh my gosh. (laughing) - Wait, actually, I'll-- - I'm getting old Chippewa. - Garunk, I wanted to ask you, do you or any of your roommates have any horrible habits? Are you guys like pretty clean? I'm sweet and clean. - No, we're actually chill as hell. The only thing that like, like we have a fart policy, because Kevin doesn't like farts for some reason. So, like-- - Does it like farting himself? - No, no, he just doesn't, he thinks it's gross and it's like, which is fine. He's like, I gave something to guess. But like, like-- - Dude, I farted. - Does he think that'd be like, I farted? - And I'm sorry if it smells like, sorry. - You should drive by fart and then Dutch oven him. - You should bring him here. - Oh yeah, dude, Dutch ovening is pretty awesome. Just trap, you two should cuddle one night and then just like fart into the blanket and bring him underneath. - Yeah. - You guys, maybe we should. (laughing) - Maybe. - You guys can't move. - You can't make it dirty, 'cause like, if you make it dirty, it's so small, you would just, you couldn't even walk, right? - Wait, what do you do if you have to fart? What's your policy? - In your fart policy? - What's your policy? - Wait, bring him in, bring him in. - Yeah, bring your friend in. - We gotta hear the fart policy. - Okay, I'm gonna change my, actually no, I'm not gonna do that, okay? - Yeah, just having to speak into the microphone. - Oh, it's Isaac. - It's me. - Yo, Camden. - What's your policy for farting, bro? - You don't like farts, dude? - If it can be helped, I don't like when people fart in my vicinity, you know, and like, I like-- - That's fair, nobody likes that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Can I ask, can you fart? - No, I don't fart. - Damn, you hold it in. - No, never have, never will, I just have-- - You put in the bag? - You're trying to bubble of gas inside my stomach and go home. - Do you blow it? - Oh, I might burp if the time is right, um-- - Simon's right, time is right, it's like a sacred art. - Do you leave to fart, like you got a side. - Like a cigarette? - If I can, okay, listen, like, if I seriously, like, if I can help it, I will try to, like, exit to another room to fart. - Holy shit, that's polite. - He's a shy fart, you're a polite-- - So are you a shy shitter? - Dude, no, I should have left you. - You're an excited shitter. - Oh, damn, he's an excited shitter. - I was like, what is the point, what if you're in, like, a stall on the antenna and I open that door real fast and start banging on the stall door and be like, "Who's shittin' in there? "What are you doin'? "Who, I know those shoes!" - We start, like, yelling at you. - Is that good for a camera? - Just be like, just be like-- - Fucking let it out. - That's horrible. - Let it all out. That whole guy's bubble and everything. - That's a real rule, though, I don't-- - I don't like when people fart at me, or near me. - Dude, you do all the time to us. - You look beautiful, yeah, but I don't like when it's done back on me. - No, it's not fair. - Eyes, you get the worst. - Dude, I'm not the worst. - Dude, they get gammed in. - They get gammed in. - They get gammed in, but I stay. - Dude, you turn into a statue and you look right at someone and you're like, "I think you should let it go." - And it in the last for like three seconds. - The most polite farters, Yummy, he runs away. - Yummy's not polite. Yummy blames other people and by other people, I meet the house. - That's not true. - Dude, this house is weirdest fault. - That's not true. - He'll shit his pants, be like, "What the hell?" - There was an episode we did where we were like setting up everything, and he farts. There was like a barrier where I couldn't cross, 'cause it smelled so bad, and then it got so bad that these guys were stretching my bathroom. They're like, "Where's the smell coming from? "Is it in here?" - That was bad. - What else could it have come from? - I can't wave up like hell. - Dude, oh yeah, I don't know where that came from. - It just smelled like ass, it smelled like sewage. - Yeah, I remember that. Dude, I swear to God, I know my own fartes smell like. I smell it, I was like, "Shh, that's gonna be bad." I was like, "Larry, just don't even come over here, "it's horrible." And I smelled it, it was bad, it stayed, and then it went away, and I was like, "All right, it's good now." And then like, 10 seconds later, I was like, "Oh my God." I was like, "Where did that come from?" Dude, dude, when we were recording a video, a group video, a few days back, I just remember we were setting up gear, and there were people that weren't just in the group. There were people helping set up gear, and like, yummy farted, and he's like, "I never saw him get so flustered in his life." He's like, "Oh my God, oh my God, nobody come over here. "Oh my God, oh my God, it's getting worse." We gotta open a window, I'm sorry, God. I'm sorry, he was like fanning the air, he's like, "Oh, it's so bad." And there was like two girls that were around, and she was getting so flustered. - I was like, "This is the fart corner." And I was like, "Oh God, it's leaving the fart corner, "it's putting it in the fart room." It's like, shit, it's supposed to stay, it's like the leash snap, you're like, "Oh shit, no, no, no, no, no, no." - Dude, there was, I was thinking about what Candid said, and he worded something funny, it reminded me of Nick the other day, we were watching the outdoor boys, and they went to England to go to a castle, and they were just like filming at these castles with their normal cameras, just how they normally do all the time. And I was like, looking at what they were wearing, and I was looking at the weather, and I was like, "Sonny." And I was like, "Oh, do you think this was filmed recently?" And then Nick looked at me, and he was like, "Like in our day and age?" And he's like, "What, what?" - I was like, "What do you mean eight-hour day and age?" Like, with their modern cameras, in our day and age. - The outdoor boys went back in time to like, throw at the 1300s, and then they went on a new castle. - I was like, "What do you mean in our day and age?" - I didn't mean it that way, and I was like, I was trying to clear it up, and I'm like, "I don't even know why I said that, "I didn't even mean that." - He just laughed in age, couldn't stop laughing. I walked away to go to the bathroom too, remember? - I was like, "Oh, you got nervous?" - I was like going to pee, and I was like, "In our day and age?" - And I was like, "What?" - I was like, "No, like three weeks ago, not our day." - I was like, "What?" - "I'm day and age." - It was like one of those things that I meant it in a way that it was like, you know, recently, but I, for some reason, said something totally wrong. - Totally wrong. - It's probably something you watched, you know, and then you just kind of brought it up. - Yeah, you just say some weird saying that absolutely doesn't apply at all. Like, something random, you're just like, Apple doesn't fall too far from the tree when it absolutely doesn't like make sense, you know what I'm saying? - When do you bring that up? - Yeah, whatever. - Didn't I bring that up recently? Apple doesn't fall too far from the tree. I think I said something about that. - What if it's a windy day? - What does that mean? - Bad day. - It does fall far. - What if your mom gives birth to you on a bad day? - No, no, no! (laughing) - This is what the podcast has come to. You guys just start like critically unpacking. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. And like, what if taking in the weather conditions of how far the apple would fall? - Dude, I swear we had a bit on Discord that we used to say that. - Yeah, but it doesn't fall. - We used to look up sayings and just like randomly say them when they never apply at all. - Yeah, no, that's real, that's real. - It's like a video, isn't it in a video? - I swear to God, it's in the old one, bro. - Oh, it is time. - Yeah, and I can't be. - I can't remember what the hell we say. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Going back, oh, how long you guys? - What is he saying? - He's having a vision. - Processing. - He's having a vision. - Nah, it's gone. - But I remember. - This is off topic, but I show speed was on stream, driving his brand new Lamborghini that he bought, his first car ever, and he was going over 150 miles an hour without a seatbelt on. - Bro, crazy. - Oh my God. - On stream? - Did he get banned? - Yeah, so on stream. - That's kind of dangerous. - Damn, he's criminalizing. - That's kind of true. - Dude, don't do that. You're gonna get banned. And then people were like, he's gonna go to jail. What are you doing? - Yeah, they can. - Yeah, you're gonna get banned. - You're gonna get banned. - Shit, was that TOS? - Oh, I shouldn't do that. - You see, there was a football player who died. - Yeah, it was something Davis. - Monte Davis. - Monte Davis passed away at age 35. I don't, can we look up? - There was also another game run. - There was, yeah, Rice. - Yeah. - There were other football players that got into a car accident from racing. - That was bad. That was bad. - It was like a six car accident. - Yeah, there's best flight. - He fled the scene too. - He fled too, which is worse. - Monte Davis, a two-time pro-ball cornerback over 10 seasons, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn. Police said Monday, the officers responded to a medical call after a house assistant found Davis deceased. - Oh, that's awesome. - It's foul play whenever somebody else has an involvement in their death. - Yeah, like he was killed. - Like go back, I don't know. - Or tampering or tampering or something? Or something's not right. - Did he just pass? I guess so. Maybe he had something. - It says sudden passing, but like-- - Could've been a heart attack. - Can you look up cause of death? Is that too insensitive to doing a p-- I'm really curious because 35 is pretty damn young. Really damn young. - I think the family can choose to keep it like-- - Yeah, they can, they can, they can. - It's probably private. - That's sad. - There's a really funny clip of him. Like in an interview. - Dying too young, yeah. Wait, click that. - Dude, it's crazy how like Ronny James had a heart attack one time. - Oh, that's scary. - I forgot he read that. - That's scary. - Ronny James. - And how young is he? - And how young is he? - How old is he again? - He's like 19 or 20. - 19 or 20. - 18, 19. - Dude, he has. - Yeah, dude. - Crazy. - Oh my God, he's so good at me. - Is he 18? - He's 19. - He's 19. - 2004. - He's turning 20. - Crazy, dude. - Bro, he's younger than Grunk. - He's barely 19. - Imagine being LeBron James' son. - Wait, he's crazy. - No, I'm older by two, four days. - You are. - He's October 10th. - Holy. - No. - Do you think you can save the back? - Second, second, second, second, second, second. - Sorry. - Sorry. - October 4th or second? - Second. - Oh yeah, that's right, October 2nd. - Damn. - Dude, that's crazy. Do you think that because he had a heart attack, he's like scared to have another? - Yeah, I get scared to have another heart attack. - Like what was, that's so crazy to be like not in that. - It's probably stress, pressure. - Stress, pressure. - I think it happened at practice. - You'd imagine, so it was chill and not stress? - It was just very intensive. I mean, it could just be like genetically maybe. I don't know all the factors that went into it, but you know, you're putting a lot of stress in your heart going through all that cardio, regardless. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, I don't know why I did that in the fuck. - There's actually, there's like a lot of high school players that have heart attacks in football basketball, just from drinking too much energy drinks, too much caffeine and then like putting a lot of strain on your heart. - Oh, damn. - Oh. - You gotta be careful. - Why, oh, oh. - Oh, what happened? - You don't drink caffeine? - I'm Mr. caffeine. - Oh, you are? - Hey, my Mr. Water, how are you? - Oh, have I-- - Have I-- - Meet Lee. - Have I preached-- - Have I preached-- - Have I preached about the cartemic on this podcast? - The cartemic, you've talked-- - That's been going on for years, dude. - You briefly mentioned it, but that's not-- - I know it has been, but now it's even more prevalent. And I'm here to put out a frickin' PSA-- - PSA, everyone wants some-- - Stop smoking carts. - You mean like-- - They're terrible. - Off the street, right? Like weed carts. - Yeah, well, I just mean like-- - Non-dispensory. - Yeah. - Like for pens. - Like pens and shit. Just like, don't do vape weed. Don't do vape weed, only do flour weed, 'cause vape weed is like bad. Like the juices stay in your lungs and you'll get bronchitis at like 30 or younger. And like all these big streamers are getting high on stream, off of carts, and they're promoting it to the youth, and they need to get off of the carts. - Come on, 'cause carts are terrible. They turn your brain off, they make you forget everything. Like they're done. Don't do carts, guys. - Mr. Water, this is Mr. Weed. - Mr. Weed. - I think. - Let's meet you. - Mr. Caffine. - Mr. Caffine. - People should be putting water in their bottles. People should be putting water in their bodies. - Caffeine is the-- - We're working out. - Although maybe the America's most addictive drug, I believe caffeine can actually be-- - I'm actually pretty addicted to water right now, 'cause actually-- - Well, I'm actually, I can be addicted to caffeine right now. - But I'm drinking it right now. - Sorry, dude. - Mr. Water's drinking water. - Do you know who invented-- - What did he do to keep Mr. Caffine? - Bottle of water, huh? - Do you know who invented bottled water? - Ooh, water-himer. (laughing) - Mr. Water-himer is water-himer. - Water-himer. - Wine-stein? - He's got a water-stein. (laughing) - It was Will Smith from Shark Tale. - No. - Oh, dude, I had a blast with you yesterday. - Why? - Pull that up. Will Smith denied a-- - I had a bottle of water in Shark Tale. - He did. He did. Will Smith in Shark Tale, this fish guy, made up the water bottle. - Just water. - Here, look up. No, you can't look up Will Smith. Look up. - Oh, look, he made all of these. - Look up Oscar, Shark Tale, bottled water. - It's like a two-second clip. It's not even gonna just come up, I don't think. - Water bottle? - Is it memorable? - Watered bottle. - Click that, click that, click that, click this. - Get enough. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, click that, watch. - What website are we on? - Bottled water. - There it is, it's all you need. - Okay, yeah. - What? - You invented it. - This is, you can look up like words from a movie and it comes up with a bottle. - Bottled? - What? - Bottled? - What? - Well, I guess he did it. - Angelina Jolie in the movie, she's a bad bitch fish. Dude, I love that fish. I love that fish so much. - No. - Goodness, like you're looking at me for it, right? - I love that fish. - I love that fish so much. - I got back from the gas station with Yummy and I was like, I gotta eat my food. So I tried to turn on, oh my God, I tried to turn on train to Busan. Oh my God, Tooby. - We watched two books of it. - Go fuck yourself. - We watched two minutes of it and then what happened? - And then the first word that was spoken was Ola. I said, the whole movie was in Spanish. - The whole movie was in Spanish. - That's fine, no, I didn't even know. I didn't even know. - Did you guys watch with subtitles? - No, they don't even have that. They just had like, it literally said it was in English but it was only Spanish, it was weird. - Yeah, so I went, I went and I watched like that and I was like, what the hell? I looked it up on my phone and the fucking, the English version isn't coming out for another month. - I remember that. - The Spanish dub. - I remember I woke up to train to Busan like playing. - That's a good movie. - I was like, how did we watch it the first time? - And I fell back to sleep. - We can't watch it anymore. - Yeah, there it is. - It's about like zombies. - Yeah, zombies, it's a Korean movie. Look at all those options, it's on Netflix but why do I have to, why? Why did it bring me to Tooby? - 'Cause it's free. - I think I have every single one of those. - Except for the last one. - You should've gone to Plex, man. - Come on. - Yeah, I know what Plex is right now. - I feel like Peacock has everything. - Peacock's pretty dope. - What's Peacock? - Peacock's another movie thing. I heard Train to Busan was the first movie to hit 200% or on Tomatoes. - 200? - 200. - Ooh! - They broke the scale. - That's pretty cool. - I was a head shocker. - That was a dope movie. - Anyways, after the Train to Busan catastrophe, I just threw the remote on Yummy. I said, just pick anything. He was like, all right. And he picked something, he was like, what movie? - One movie do you think? I'm gonna turn on. It has Will Smith in it. And I'm like, God. Shark Tail. - Yeah, that was the first Will Smith movie that came to his mind. - Shark Tail. - Yeah, I don't know why. - It's 'cause it was the first-- - I was like-- - Yeah, I was in iRobot, like every single, everything. - I already watched it. - I robot iPhone. - It's crazy to me that none of you guys have seen "Concussion." Like, I mentioned it in the car, I've seen it. - I've seen "Facing the Giants." - Isn't it good movie? - They played it in school. - Yeah, I've seen "Remember the Titans." - So. - Yeah, it's kind of like-- - I've seen that. - Yeah, that's-- - Dude, we were supposed to-- - Okay. - I've seen that. We were supposed to watch it in school and we took a quiz on it. - Wow. - Yeah, that's exactly what happened to me too. - What the fuck? - Hasn't you ever seen Michael, oh shit. Forgot the name of the movie. - Fuckin' "Remember the Brown." - Michael Brown. - No. - No. - Have you ever seen "Big Sandra Bullock," "Big Football Guy." - No, it's "Blind Size." - Oh, yeah, yeah, "Blind Size." - That was like my mom's favorite movie for like ever. - Yeah, isn't it? - I think that he owed racism in America for like a year. - Wasn't that question-- - Then what happened? - A question movie? - People started being fucked up. - Yeah. - People are still evil. - They made the Avengers. - Everybody started hating each other. - Who made the Avengers? - Right after "Blind Size," the Avengers came out and they like did better than the looks on them. - Ah, blah, blah, blah. - Dude, Warren H.R. DeCayman. - Why was Marvel like the biggest thing of all time when Avengers came out? - Dude. - Like Avengers came out. - 'Cause it was like unfortunate, eh? - It wasn't-- - It was unfortunate. - It was unfortunate. - It was unfortunate. - It was ridiculous. - Like when I saw Captain America hold that, like hammer, I was just like. - Yeah, it was okay. - Okay. - All right, standing ovations in the movie theater. - I was like this is Keynote. - Dude. - Yes. - There is no more great environment, like no better environment that's awesome and amazing than going on like the first day at an Avengers movie drops and you're in a computer. - Yeah, it's because like they all freak out people who are like dressing up as shit. They're all clapping. - Yeah. - They're all-- - The damn Marv heads, bro. - The Marv heads. - The Marv heads. - The Marv heads. - They were wearing Marv heads, dude. - I'll be real, I'm sorry. - What? - Yeah, like Disney adults. - But Marvel-- - Dude, Marvel has become so washed up, it's like kind of disgusting. - That's not true. - It is true. - It is true. - No, it is true. - It's like it. - Madam Webb has a lower score. That's a Marvel movie. - Marv heads and Disney has a lower score than Morbius. The movie that we all collectively agreed was-- - When is the movie out? - When is the movie out? We were supposed to watch that one. - It's been out for a while. - We can watch it right now. It was so horrible. - Oh, whoa! - Oh! - Wait, it's to the right-- - 12. - 12, it's so awesome! - Yeah, it used to be 14. - It used to be 14. - Whoa, what the fuck? - 80 million budget, by the way. - 80 mil. - Oh, fuck, what's the box off? - What do they do for box off? - They probably barely broke even. - 200K. - It's so hard to go negative on a movie, it's so hard. - Oh, man. - Oh, man. - It's so fun. - Yeah, for Marvel, it's really hard to get negative. - It's hard for anyone to get negative. - Still, this is a-- - Wait, no, that's just-- - Oh, yeah, I can't remember. - I don't know. - You know what was a movie? - It's a big movie. - American Psycho was so bad when it launched. - I mean, it's super positive. - Really? - I'm sorry, but Madam Webb will never be American Psycho. - Ochs office, look. - Madam Webb will never be. - Oh, wow, okay, whoa. - I mean, that's pretty good. - That's pretty good. - That's pretty bad. - For back then, I don't mind. - They 4X their money, pretty much. - 5X their money. - It basically, people hated this movie until they came out on DVD and then became a classic. - This box office. - They made it true. - Dude, they made it true. - I remember, I got an ad for this movie, and it was-- - 80 million! - It was Godzilla on one side and King Kong on the other, and he just was like, "Whoa!" - And then they just stayed there. - And then they just stayed there awkwardly for like three seconds. - Then you saw Baby Kong, like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa." - Oh my god, no way. - Dude, wait, can you-- - We need to move away from the Baby Troaps. - Dude, it's over. - Baby Tron. - We gave it to Baby Tron. - It's over. - Who do you just pick? - Who do you pick? - Dude, have you seen every TikTok rapper is trying to sound like Baby Tron? - No. - It's the Michigan, you know. - What do you mean? - It's Michigan Freestyle. - They just have the same kind of flow. - They're like, "Yeah, I got a sword, but I don't know. It's a horse. Yeah, that girl is a bad bird. I'm a ride a horse." - I'm a rat on my-- - Dang, uh-oh, what's wrong, buddy? - I was really close to winning Minesweeper on hard, and I lost. - Oh my god! We on the train, Baby. I've been playing Minesweeper every single day on my phone. - Can I tell you guys what I'm doing this weekend? - He didn't even see you. - I'm going to start vlogging again this weekend. - Whoa! - It's coming back, holla holla. - Back, back, back, back. - Back is coming. - I'm going to go to, and you guys are welcome to come with me if you'd like. - I'm going to Dallas. - What's in Dallas? - I'm going to collecticon. - What is collecticon? - It's a big trading card convention, and I'm buying a big pack of Pokemon cards to unbox. - Oh my god, first stream. - First stream. - You better make him bring out his toys. - Oh my god, I hate when he gets excited. - What if he's like, this is $18,000, by the way, so don't be careful. - I've been holding onto this by the way. - Yeah, I didn't want to show you guys, but now that you mentioned it, I'll bring it out. I just bought this last weekend. Oh, here we go. - Oh, he's got some cards. - Oh yeah, yo, but-- - Wait, good or not. - Dude, those are from the McDonald's ones though. You can't, you can't. Those are like the toys. - Yeah, so-- - Those are like the fake toys. - So Isaac is bringing out cards that were given to us from someone that sent them in the PO box, which by the way, that person went into my Twitch chat. - No, no, no, no, incorrect. These are not from the PO box, these-- - Oh, these are actual packs? - These are actual packs. - Why do you have those? - I think I was at like a DLC gas station or a DLC. - DLC, something. - DLC. - Where I was like, why are these here? It was a CVS, I believe. If you want to open one, we can, I'm done. - DLC, guys. - Wait, how much more do they have? - Like 4.99. - Can we all open one? - Let me open one. - Let me open one, one. - I want to see, I just want to hold it. Don't open them. - Wait, open both of them. - These are new generation Pokemon cards, right? - Probably, yeah. - All right, why not open them? Not you. - Why not me? - Because I want to just open one, not four or three. - Yeah, I can open these, I guess. Dude, so I'm going to basically buy a giant booster thing. - Three bros. - And you guys can all help me. - Logan Paul. - No, Logan Paul. - All right, if this is true Pokemon cards, you take the top, you go like this, one, two, three, you just put them underneath like that. - You gotta describe where you're getting for the audio listings. - I feel like blank. - Okay, I'm flipping it around. All right, we got a pedov. - You want to show the camera? - Pedov, they're going to see from there. - You're probably not. - A pedov. - Actually, wait, I could do this for him. - Oh, here we go, he's going to do some crazy. He's going to break it in all of our footage, he's going to get lost. - Oh, hey, look. You got a pedov, is that what it is? - Pedov, I think so. - All right, we got an energy card here. - Okay. - All right, that's pretty good. - Oh, hey, oh, we got a trainer. - The wall! - The wall! - The wall! - The wall! - The wall! - The wall! - Okay, we got a Bruxish, hollow as well, bro. - Cute, cute, cute. - That's a sexy fish. - All right, we got a Marie. Kinda looks like Tanner, it's cute, really. - It's a Marie. - Yeah, got a little bit of a sheepy. - All right, we got a Frigibex. That's how you pronounce that. - What's up, Frigibex? - Frigibex. - How you doin'? - All right, we got a-- - I'm a hit you from a bank. - Honks you, honks you, honks you, bro. - Oh, we got a Vennonat. - Vennonat. - What's up? - Hey, hey, yo, nah, we got the hand? - Hey, yo, what's up? - Oh, nah, oh, nah. - All right. - Don't let that guy sniff you. - This is a lot of cards. - Beaten the doodies down. - All in one deck? - I think you-- - Is this the last one? Where are we at last one? - Yeah, I think you opened the cool ones first, somehow, somewhere. - That one was funny. - He also got this one, the rarest one, yeah. - I think it is, yeah. - It's a Guarantina. - That's not real. - Wasn't there one card that-- - Guarantina. - If it was a PSA 10, it would have been 400 bucks. - Guarantina? - This is one of the cards that we got from the guy on the PO Box again. - Yeah. - Which, by the way, must have been so cool. - It will never leave, sleeve, and it will never be broken. It's like our item. - Oh, well, sorry about that. - I use it as a coaster, you guys don't know, but it's-- - I saw a Coke Off. - Yeah, I saw a Coke Off at that day. - All right, yeah, I don't know what I'm gonna do with all those cards. - Look at that big old Pikachu. - You can bring those to the convention and ask them, ask them to get them appraised. Oh, I tried to do one of those videos where I start with nothing, and then I came out with like $30 billion. - Oh, that'd be cool. - With the cards. - Yeah, bring those to the convention. - For a Charizard. - All right, yeah. - That'd be like a funny bit. Going up big. - I could get a Charizard one time. - All right. - A Charizard from Charizard EX. - What is it, EX? - Here's what you do, you ready? - It's just one of a pack, I don't remember. Someone in the comments would know. - You got to tell-- - He's only two of them. - You got to tell, no, no, I stole the packaging. You have to bring those over and ask someone to appraise them, say that pack was like 120 bucks. - They're like, you spent $120 on this shit? - Yeah. - They're gonna feel real bad. - Yeah, I bet it's gonna be funny. - Yeah, that would be pretty funny. I'm gonna do that actually. - That'd be a fun eye. - This is a good idea. - You gotta do this. You gotta do this for one of them, where you put the look, the name and the little barcode and the code, all that stuff. - I'm pretty sure that's illegal. - You have to get it graded officially. - Yeah, if you mimic the official grade, it's like forgery. It's like if you make a fake $100 bill. - Oh, sorry. - Yeah, I don't know. I don't even know if it's possible. I feel like there's like a way to check to make sure too, you know what I'm saying? - Don't they all come with a barcode that you scan? It comes up on the website. - There's a barcode right there, yeah. - Oh, there's a barcode right there. - Barcode. - Really? - Barcode saves the world. - Barcode. - Interesting. - Well, yeah, I'll be there. So if anyone ever wants to go to collect con, game reception is gonna have a booth there. So I'm gonna go hang out with them for a little bit. - They got a booth. - I'm going there because I'm buying cards, like a big box of them. And guys, I'm gonna be honest, this is kind of an expensive box. But I'm gonna do it because I want to vlog it. - How much does the box? - I don't want to see this information. - Yeah, be honest. - You got to tell us now. - I don't, I'm on to. - 20 butt. - Tell us with your eyes. - I'm helping $80. - Tell us. - No, I'm, I think it's over 500. - Yeah, it is. - Yeah. - Because I mean, there's 32 packs. - Oh, well, okay. - It's a box. - I say 1,200. - No. - Not above 1,000? - No, it's more than 1,000. - 1,100. - 1,200. - 1,700. - No, it's more. - 1,750. - When you, when I bring it home, you'll see. - 3,000. - 3,000. - I don't know. - I'm going to livestream it. - $80,000. - Don't get one cool card. You got to rip them all up. - You have to buy sleeves. - Dude, I thought about that. Imagine pulling a Charizard. Just if I pull a Charizard, the only rules I have to tear it up. - You just got to rip it. - That would piss so many people off. - Donate to bend whatever you think you have, like you open one and then you can bend them all. You have to bend them all. And then you don't know if you bent a nice one until you're lost. - You have to wipe one with your butt. - That's what you got to do. - That's fucked up because that means that you never make your money back. - Chat, chat. Dude. - The only way to do that is to make sure that it's not through PayPal. They could charge me back. - And then what? - Right. - Then you're a loser. - You have to do bit. - That's like double gambling. That's like actually double gambling. - You have to do bits. Ten thousand bits, you bend the whole pack. - Ten thousand bits. - Isn't this just a hundred dollars? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Or is that a thousand dollars? - Ten thousand, ten thousand, ten thousand. - Oh, it is. - No, you're right. - He's right. He's right. - So when you... - A thousand is ten bucks. - I don't know if I would do it for... I would have to do it. That's so much. - Because like imagine there's a Charizard. - Well, okay. It's like over ten grand. - If it's... Here, let's say worst case scenario, they make you bend every single pack. That'd be what? $3,200? I'm guessing the pack has a worth $3,200. - Oh, the whole pack you're saying? - The whole thing about... - Or all 32. - Or all 32. - All 32 packs. - Bend all of them? - No, no, no. I'm saying like the worst case scenario. You're not spending more than $3,200. The worst case scenario is you bend all of them, but you make $3,200 through Twitch. - Yeah. - You know? - But then like... - But then you lose off on it. - Oh yeah. - You have to wipe your butt with one. - Yeah. - You wipe your butt with one. - That is you. - No, no, no, no, no. - You guys, can you guys pose like this? - No, look up, look up Wario and Waluigi. That's me. - Yeah. - No, look up Toad. - Yeah. - Look out, you got a look up Toad and... - My little Bailey, my big Bailey. - Dude, who is Larry? - Larry's a Toad. - No, I think Grunk's Toad. - Yeah. - Oh, this is wrong. - That's Grunk. - Okay, Grunk is wrong. - Whoa, wait. - Whoa. - What the... - Whoa. - Is that new? - Whoa. Yeah, I've never seen that. - That's just weird. - I wish I had that in school with us. - What was that? - You played with Toad, so... - Look up Hippopotamus and see if it does that. - No chance. - I want to know what they make. - Hippocampus. - There's no chance. - Oh! - Oh. - That's a V8. - V8. - That's a koala, koala, koala, koala. - Yeah, koala. - Koalas are so gross. - Oh, yeah, look up. Look up monkey. - No way. - They hate us. - Monkey, monkey, monkey. - No. - Faux. - Are soup-y-le. - What? - Faux. - Wait, what does the fox say? - Hey! - Oh, man. - Look up, see it in. - Oh. - Shh. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh, my God. - That was just like a man. - What is it? - What is it? - It's like a monkey. - What if you click it like six, six, six times and it goes, "Help!" - Stop it! - Oh, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell. - I think it sounds weird. - It's cute. - Well. - Oh, shit. - How do they make that? - What if you look, what if you look the wookiee? - Do we? - How do you smell that? - Chubicabra. - Oh, okay. - Chubicabra. - We like Captain America versus Yoda. - Wookiee. - Wookiee. - Oh, my God. - Look up Iron Man's business patient. (laughing) - Look up big foot. - No, don't. Big foot animal, he's a bad animal. - Oh. - No. - Wait, what does a draft make? - It's kind of jiggy. - It's even... - We can learn so much nowadays. - Oh, oh. - This is so cool. - You make it in. - I usually eat it. - Just fucking sure. - They don't make sound. - He makes sound. - Are they silent? - They might be silent. - Oh, wait, wait, wait. - They're moving in silence. - All right, Gerbil. - They fight each other and slowly they're dribble each other. - That's not me. - Gerbil. - G-I-R-B. - We do. - What are you saying, Gerbil? - G-E-R-B. - You're right. - What the fuck? - G-I. - Why is there no fucking name for a Gerbil? - 'Cause they just squeak. They got... - This sounds awesome. - Dude, Gerbil noise. - Oh, no. - Oh, okay. - Wait, look up. - Look up. Look up. - No. - This ain't the same. - Ew, what is she? - That was like coleslaw. - Aw, it's waking up. - Oh. - Some fucking bites his finger off. - Good morning. - Yeah, bite him. - How are you? - Bite him, kill him. - Dude, this video is 11 years old. That hamster's dead as hell. - Yeah. - Probably died right after this video. - They only lived three to four years. - Okay, wait. Last one. Last one. He just do guinea pigs. They're so cool. - I hate those stupid things. - They are all hungry. - I kill every one of them. - Here we go. Here we go. - I hate them. I hate them. - Whoa. - Dude, my neighbor had one called Kimmy and I almost... I hate it, dude. I hated it. They're so annoying. - I'll do this. - But I don't know. - I hate wet baby monkeys and you want to kill them. - Oh. - Did I ever talk about that? - Did I ever talk about that? - No. - Okay. - Nick wants to kill it. He said you want to throw it at him. - I hate them. They're so weird looking, dude. - Look, look. Don't even squeeze his eyeballs at him. - Oh my God. You like those YouTube videos. - Okay. Look at baby monkey in water. - Okay. - They're so cute. They're like little old men. - They're cool. - Dude, dude. - Dude. - Dude, it's cold. - We have to find an actual... - No. - We have to kill them. - We have to kill them. - They're so freaky. - Oh my God. That's like the yummy face. The yummy's reaction turn. - He's looking at an idiot in cars car crash. - Oh look right there. I was watching a video. He was getting a little comb over with his hair and shit. He was looking like he was relaxing sucking on his dumb thumb. - Larry, Larry, click the one to the left. - This one? - Yeah, click it. - Uh, he's pink. - You want to watch the video? - Yeah. - Oh, wait. Guess. Guess. There it is. - Pink monkey. - Hello. - Hi, hello. - Oh, distinguished young man. - He's like a little tan. - You love the bat, don't you? - Sorry, Otto. - Oh. - Oh, you're listening. - Oh, you're looking at a monkey. And you can't see. - Oh. - And the monkey just yawned. The little baby monkey in the water just yawned. - Oh, look at him. - Not cute. - Don't exit. Don't exit. - Yeah, that's cute. - That's cute. - Look at him. - Look at the left side. - True. Why is he in a... - Why is he getting boiled? - This is the exact one they hated. They're boiling him, I think. - No. - They're boiling him. - Look how sad he looks. - He's melting. - They look like really old men with big hands. - Dude, he's so, like... - Stupid. - Nonchalant. - Look, you can hear everything. - For $10 a day. - Oh, look at how relaxed he is. - Every lean. Every second he's getting boiled. - Every Sanfritzing tub today will save this monkey. - Are you ready for the miracle of childbirth, because I'm sure 99% of babies do that all the time. - Yeah, they also do this. Your baby's going to grow watermelon. - No, that one's chill. I think I just don't like their head, like with all their hair slipped back. They look really weird. - You don't like when they have to get high. - Look, look, right there. - Eugene, you don't like this? - No, not that one. - It's the third one on the bottom row. Yeah. - Look, he's chilling. He's just playing toys. Come on. - Dude, he's got a rubber gun. - He's got a damn. Look at this guy. - What is that green thing? - He's like the green tumor. - The green cumulon. What is that? - Oh, call back of his head. - Calm down. - Cumulon. Now they're chill, man. Oh, here we go. - Oh, he's here. (laughter) - Is that real? - Yeah. It's just real. - I think that's an AI video. - Okay. It says, "Danky." - It says, "Chris." - It says, "Chris." - It says, "Chris." - It says, "Chris." - It says, "Chris." - It says, "Chris." - It says, "Chris." - It says, "Chris." - This is real is Christmas. - You look up, "Monkey falling." - Oh, we got to stop, stop, we got to stop doing this. - No, this is just a reaction video. - It is a reaction. - I feel bad for the audio listeners. - They don't listen to it on the audio. - They drive. Maybe that's why they get into action, is they're always looking at the phone. - I was like, "Oh, I got to see this," and then they're getting a comment. - Audio listeners, once you get home from your drive, comment down below and say, "Do you not like when we react or do you like when we react?" - We're going to keep doing it anyway, sorry. - Oh, real quick. I know, because somebody emailed me about it, it was, you can put videos on Spotify. Is that a thing we have access to? - Really? - You got an email? - Or do we have to be like, awesome, more awesome? - I have no idea. We can find out. - Oh, look into it. But if we could do that, we'll try to do that for you audio listeners so that if we're like, "Oh, look at this monkey," you're like, "All right, I'll take a look off." So that's basically just like a, just at that point, is it even on like a podcast? It's just a YouTube video. - Yes, it is. - It's a podcast. - Serpina! - Have you ever seen Joe Rogan? You think they just like... - Dude, they want video to pull that up. - Yeah, because Jamie knows the podcast. - No, it's like, don't pull it up. - Jamie described that video. Yeah, so he was the one key was in the bathtub. You had a green thing in the next point. - Thank you, Jamie. - Hey, Grunk. - That's a cool video. - I need to ask you like a real question, who, how and why. Like, what wavelength are you on with your friends where you are able to think of the stupid shit? - Dude, Isaac talks about this all the time, by the way. I want to see you guys. - Dude, he's obsessed with you. - You pulled up the... - Really? - I don't. - I want to see you guys. - You're just going to fuck the fuck. - And then the Derpina balloon, how do you even think of that shit? You just randomly go one bit. - This was one of my friends' friends that came over and did this, actually. And... - Who is that girl? - It's Derpina. - It's Derpina. Look at Derpina for us. - It's Derpina. - Beautiful. - It's a real thing. - No, I don't really. - Whoa! No, my friend Nick, not you Nick, he's gonna be one of my roommates next year. - Oh my God. - He's tapped into the internet scene and he's the one that originally brought up. I don't feel feel like going to fuck the fuck. - Did he also bring up Derpina? - That one, right? - No, Maya did this. - That is just crazy. - But yeah, I don't know. - Dude, we have fun here. Like, sorry. - I think you guys are about to go for a semester and move in. - I see. - She's called leaving your room and getting friends. - Yeah, you don't leave your room. - You have no friends. - Oh, so if I go outside and get a friend, they're going to bring up Derpina? - Exactly what he's doing as an adult. - You do that. - No, no, no, you know what's going to happen? I'm going to get a friend and they're going to be like, "No, listen, what's up, brother? And I'm going to punch him in the mouth because what the fuck?" - No, listen. Bring me back to Derpina. Enough of that fucking stuff. - You need to be silly online, but not like separate online, like, IRL online and that's the key to getting people in your life. - What are you saying to me right now about online? - I didn't even get that. I'll be like, "Listen, so you need a separate life from the internet that you need to be silly on." - Correct. - I fully agree with you. You need to be silly and then you attract other silly, real people and then you become pretty real people. - So can I provide an example? I'm going to provide an example. My friends. So I have two friends from high school. Actually, I've known them since middle school, since fifth grade. I guess that's considered elementary. I've been friends with them for all of high school and middle school, whatever, and they actually live in Austin now. And they came over the house and they hung out. Yummy, can you vouch that they're pretty goofy? They're pretty silly. - They're just silly. - The one with the glasses is pretty silly. - They're pretty silly. - Yeah, they're pretty great to hang out with. Dude, they asked me like, "Do you want to go to a rodeo?" I'm like, "I mean maybe." - Rodeo's cool. - I mean, I've never been to a rodeo and they're like, "All right, dude. Hey, why don't you come over to our house? We got like two quests, too, and let's just go play some cooking games with VR." I'm like, "Yeah." - "Guys, went over to his house, played overcooked?" - No, I didn't actually. Plans changed. We ended up getting Mexican food. And it was delicious. - Delicious. - Delicious. - Yeah, dude, having friends outside of like, just this shit is like so important. - You guys are my only friends. - You guys are my only friends in this space. - Yeah, facts. Let's go, bro. - Nah, I'm not even, yeah, I don't have any friends outside of this shit. I don't think I ever will. - I only see you guys. My friends. - Yeah, it's hard probably to get out of that bubble. - It is. - I want to stay in the bubble, man. - I'm staying in the bubble. I'm sorry. - Really? - I'm sorry. - Yeah, but all right, look. - Because the second, the second where I like, let's say I get a friend somewhere in Austin and the conversation of, so what do you do comes up? I either lie to their fucking face or tell them the truth and then deal with the consequences. - It's not that big of a deal, man. - I don't think they're going to like take a picture of you because if they're an adult. - If they're an adult. - If they're an adult. - Not that, not that. They're going to constantly like, all right, man, I'm trying to go live on Twitch and I need to make it. - No, no. People are not like that. Isaac, and if they are just cut them off. - I'm trying to cut them off. - Yeah, let me just cut them off. - They don't do this happen so many times. - Yeah, but that's because like it's really cool and common, but like if they're an adult with a real adult job, they really don't give a fuck. - They don't. - Listen, I really don't give a shit. - I've only dealt with that like two or three times and like I just don't acknowledge it. I move on. - Do you always like brainwashing? - Yeah, but the thing is that you guys have common interests because you're just the in college like you're stuck together. - Yeah, exactly. - We would have to go out and force the most unnatural relationship with anybody. - Yeah, dude. If it wanted to be a friendship star. - It's really harder for you guys. - It is, I mean, I'm not like saying it's impossible for us to make friends. But I'm saying like we just go out and we're like, you're like drinking. I like drinking. You want to drink together? - I think dude. That's where we go. - I'm sorry. No. - You like movies. I like movies. Let's watch movies. - I disagree. - You're only other friends you have. You said you know it's fit brain. - It's got a six street. - It's got a six street. You and me. That's not even fair. - We'll meet friends. Drunk friends. But they'll be friends later. - Dude, I will bring a homeless guy to this house. - I'd rather be friends with a homeless guy. - Yeah. I like where this is going. - I have to kindly disagree with you guys. - Who was your friend? - Well, I wouldn't consider them friends, but like, for example. - Dang. - So we went. Remember when we went to that dinner with gamers ups and stuff and it was with Jordan Belfort? - That's not your friend. - You're not letting me explain, Brad. Listen, there was a bartender there, okay? He was and turns out that he actually, him and his brother both go to the gym. Like my gym. They recognized me, walked up and said, "Yo bro, saw you at the dinner. It's good to see you again." Whatever. One of them messaged me on Instagram. It was dope. Super formal chill. Then their dad walked up to me like a few days later and was like, "Yo, you met my two sons. I trained, I like, you know, teach them how to work out, box whatever, if you ever want to work out or whatever. Just cool." And it was like fitness related. And then they, you know, you just kind of like relate and talk based on certain things that you have. - I need to ask, I need to ask not to interrupt you. Do you genuinely find yourself getting into conversations at the gym? - Yes. - Wow. How do you do that? How do you do that? - When I go there every day and I feel like I could all start with just genuinely striking a conversation. Like if someone's lifted heavy or just like, you know, how long you've been working out or something like that. - What are you aiming at me for? - He's making a weird face. I saw him. - Not him. Yummy. - To who? - I don't know. Tanner, I just saw you looking at him. - I think you guys just, I'm gonna throw this out there. I think you guys are just socially inept. - No, I am socially inept. - I think you guys are just socially inept. - I'm not socially inept. - I'm not socially inept. - I'm not going to be friends with strangers. - What happened? - Every friend starts out as a stranger, dude. - Well, maybe I like my friends. - All right. I like keeping my circle close when there's too many people coming in your life is more interesting than happening. - Let me explain something. They have too many things. - I understand you the most are the people who live similar lives to you. Who live similar lives to me? Contact creators. - Be brave. - I got a naturally, I relate to them the most. - You're right. - Real shit. I have never in my life. I'm not socially inept. I'll talk to anybody anywhere, even at the gym, but I do not find myself going. I'm out of my way to strike conversation at the gym. - I don't, I don't outwardly go out of my way either. I wear my hat very, very low and I'm looking at the ground most of the time. - How the hell? - They come up to you. - You know what it is? First of all, look at you. You don't look approachable at all. You fucking freak. Look, if I saw you wearing that in the gym, I'd be like, who the hell is that? Like cyborg? I don't want to talk to that. - I don't want to talk to that. - I wear my mask at the gym and my glasses and my hat too. - But I think like Nick's thing is that like he's there so, he's been there so much. - I think he works there. Like his chances of being approached by somebody who's seen him like 50, 100 times already is like so much higher than somebody who's going once a week. - Yeah. - You know what I mean? People will walk up to me and just strike a conversation. Like it even can start by like someone having a similar card to me and I park next to them and we just so happen to see each other and then we just strike conversation like that. - I do do that. - Isaac, did you not talk to, you had never talked to anybody at the gym ever? - The only time people talk to me is when like, hey, are you using that? - Yeah, that's it. - And I don't even take on my hat. - And I leave. - I just give him a wave. Like yeah, here you go. Go ahead. - I did get a dude's number at the gym. - I did. - I did. - I did. - I did. - I did. - Congratulations. - I'll tell you why. He's a basketball trainer for youth, but he's the leader of a men's league out here. - All right, go. - Yummy real quick. Real glad we got a question. Scroll down a little bit, Larry. - All right. So I do a questionnaire with you. - Have you ever had feelings for the same gender close friend? - Where's the definitely option? - Nope. - We're just friends. - Nope. - There's no definitely. - Just choose the top one. - Do you have feelings for me, Yummy? - Okay. Well, Yummy. - Never view. - No, but he's, yeah, he's like, he plays in a men's league. He's played multiple men's league and he's like one championships and shit. I thought that was cool. - Damn. - Not like anything crazy. - A men's league for what? - Basketball. - Oh, duh, duh, duh, duh. - They went like, they got like a lifetime, lifetime does men's leagues and he's like one a couple of those. - Oh, that's pretty cool. - Oh, yeah. - I think like the only way to really explore and see if like you could have, I wouldn't consider them friends, right? Like what would you rather have? A hundred pennies or four quarters, right? Like that's what you try and you wait. - A hundred pennies? - Four dollar coins. - Okay. There you go. But I'm trying to say like you wouldn't consider them friends. However, it would be nice to have other people to at least socialize with that. - No, that is true. - Because people in this space are just not in real life, bro. I'll just say that like content creators and there's everything about you. - It's refreshing. - It's refreshing. - That is like the main reason why I chose college over living with my guys. - Yeah, yeah. - You got a point, but it's also very hard to kind of, and it sounds really dumb. It's only dumb if you don't understand it, I guess. I'm not trying to make it seem like it's crazy, but like sometimes you really do get really deep in kind of the content creation mindset or whatever where like it's not like a facade or anything fake, but it becomes so much of a part of like your everyday life where you constantly feel like you have to be engaged in it, where it's kind of hard to escape. - It is a big snowball is what it feels like. - You have to go on Twitter. - You have to go on Twitter. - There's no trending bet. You don't have to go on Twitter. - You have to go. - You have to go. - You don't have to do that. - It just feels hard to escape. - Maybe having those friends outside of it would be cool to kind of have like, you know, like a great, you know. - For example, so for me, like when I'm not like doing something work related, it's always going to be a hobby or it's going to be something about like my own health. Like that's the thing. I buy a lot of shit. I buy a lot of shit for myself that I just like do on the side, whether that be music or that be something else. It's usually on the computer, it's usually something in my room. - I do have to say, you do a lot. - It's just great to have a lot of hobbies. - Hobbies to have and do and shit like that, you know, you just got to fucking. - Because you've told me stories of when you're a wee, a wee little guy and all the bullshit that you would do, just you would just do whatever. And it's funny because it followed you into adulthood, but in like a less like extreme. - But it's more targeted now. - Yeah, it has more purpose. - But it has a direction. - It has more purpose. - Yeah, exactly. I don't really like to do things. It doesn't really have much of a purpose or like I can't see myself using it either in work or I can't see myself using it just in general, like, you know, I want to be able to take it with me. So like music, for example, is like a big thing. Music is a big thing for yummy as well. And like we both invested in things that like, it's not in our careers, but we love it so much that we're willing to spend that kind of money. And that's like another important thing is to have at least a hobby or an escape. If it's not sociable, then it has to be something for yourself. You have to, you have to reward yourself just like when you're dieting and important. - Absolutely. - Yeah, absolutely. - I'll say this and like I get it kind of relates to like going to the gym and stuff, but it's just the fact that like I do go and get out of the house and do something. And if I didn't do that, cause like going to the gym is pretty much my social time, even if I'm not socializing. - I have to. I have to go to the gym. - Yeah. And so like for me, for example, like yummy can relate on this. Like I went to the gym. I was playing basketball and some dude just walked up to me and he said, yo, do you want to hop in for three V3s like three on three? And I said, bro, I hot acid basketball and he said, I'll take that as a yes, bro. Warm up. Let's go. And I was like, fuck. Okay. - I love selling friends like that. - Yeah, bro. He's like, yeah, bro. You got shoes. I'm like, I'm wearing these. He's like, yeah, bro. Like let's, you know, I'll give you five minutes, bro. And then that was it. And I actually was draining some threes and I did a few layups. And in that I learned how to like when you know how like when you pass a ball to somebody you cut in so they could possibly pass it back to you. It's like that same thing and he taught me that he was like, they were showing me things and it's like they were just chill as hell. They didn't ask me over my job because they don't give a fuck. Like they just, they just want to ask people and if I see them again, you know, you get to see them. I know their names and it's just like it goes like that's in my opinion to start to at least something, you know, the foot's in the door and like I don't have to build on that. But like it's better than not doing fucking anything, right? You know? - That's what players just want to play. They don't care if somebody's absolutely horrible, as long as you're not injuring other people. - Right. - Cross them up too hard. - Trying to that just beating someone. - You got to let me back a little bit on the cross-ups man. - Yeah. - Dude, I'm like a, I'm like a crazy menace when I go to the basketball court, dude. - Hello, you're looking at both men we meet because you know we're about to check you, bro. - No, no, no. - Tanner is apparently the biggest menace on the court only when we're not wild. - Yeah, when Tanner's alone at LA Fitness, he turns into LeBron James when when he's back here, he's like, dude, I was shooting, I was shooting, I was, I was having fun. I was playing and then these guys came in there like, you know, you want to play with us? You want to hop on? I was like, no, I'm not that good. And I was like, just drink, just drink, just drink, just drink, and then I was like, all right, I got to go. - And I put my hood on it. - I literally don't believe in singles. - No, that's not definitely heard about basketball. - I know, I know, I know, Tanner real well, it happened. - Not even one story. - No, it did happen. - I'll give some validation to Tanner. It depends on the ball he plays with and he'll make like four or five in a row and then he'll miss one. - No, it's because you only see me on the outside court, you've never seen me in the inside court. - That is true. - There's two different scenarios. - The inside court is Diffy. Inside court, Diffy. - It is Diffy. - Tanner, you know what he does right before, he shoots all of his threes, he doesn't warm up and he dribbles the ball, but then he dribbles and the ball like, doesn't go where his hand thinks and he causes, like the employee in and then points to the ground and he points to it. - Oh my gosh. - And they're like, right. It's a dead spot on the court. - Yeah, and they got to like fix it up for me, I'm like, all right, thank you. And then he, yeah, and he goes, and I'm good, you know, it's crazy. Anyways. - I think the lesson is for all of us, because like, I don't know, I started noticing myself like getting real fucking sad and depressed, and then, and how do you fix that? I feel like part of it, it's just like your environment and not saying that this environment is bad. It's just that like you sometimes crave more or like just different things. So like, I think work, I think like good vibes, I think of like, you know, just wanting to hang out with my friends, but then I go to the gym and I'm like, okay, do I want to go play fucking pickleball and be like super fucking Caucasian? Maybe, you know? - Fuck you. - Maybe I want to go play some okay. Yeah. Cause like that's like, I think, I think your issue is you don't like settling into a routine that doesn't directly look up, look up self actualization. - Isn't good. Self actualization. - I don't even know what that means. - I don't think I've changed since I was 15. - The realization of a person's full potential, it is found at the peak, okay, Maslow's hierarchy. - Is this fucking philosophy? - Is this fucking philosophy? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Damn. - This is the middle. - The middle of the pyramid. - Fish. - Estrogen mode. - Is this a fish oil pill? - That's a steam. - That's a steam. - Dude, I only eat Chick-fil-A because they put extra nitrogen in their food. - It's a holler. - Holler. - We do holler. - What does that say? - Oh, self actualization. I'm gonna click on the one that looks like the pride flag down a little bit here and there. - Self actualization. Desire. - Oh, let me zoom in. - Desire. - So everybody starts with physiological needs, right? - Yeah. - Physical. - Air, water, food, shelter, sleep, clothing, reproduction. - Once you get that, you got your safety needs. - Personal security. - You got personal security, employment, resources, health. - Resource health. - Once you got all that, you're starting to get the only, right? - I don't care about that. - Friendship, intimacy. You got family. Once you got all that. - I'm in the esteem section. - You're in your esteem section phase. - I am. - Dude. - My philosophy teacher told me nobody ever reaches self actualization ever. - Hey. - I mean self-resturbation. No, I don't know. - I feel like if you think you've reached self-actualization and other people can say, at least one other person can say you've reached self-actualization, I think you've reached self-actualization. - What does that mean? - No, self-actualization is me saying, "You know who you are. I know what I want. I know who I am. I think people will be sent." - You're like fully self-aware of yourself. - No, no, no. You are fully self-aware of yourself. - No, no, no. It's not even that. It's not the most that we want to be. - The most that we want to be. - So even what you are right now, you want to be more than what you are right now. - You can actively-- - You're always reaching. - You can actively self-actualize. - I don't know. 'Cause like, what am I going to want when I'm like 30? Like, I can't figure that out when I'm 20. - You don't know. - Because you're always wanting more. - Yeah, what if you're 99 years old? - Well, that's just-- - No, no, no. You guys are understanding. It's the desire-- it doesn't matter what you want. It's the desire to be the most you can be. - Yeah, of course. - It's the desire to perfect yourself in mental, physical, even spiritual, if you fuck with that. - Dude, I can see how a majority of people can use-- - Oh. - Oh, what do you want? - No, just go back to the picture. I can-- - Oops. - Damn. - That's a call of boobies? - I can see how a majority of people in this world genuinely can struggle at literally the very, very bottom in some parts of the world, but then also safety needs and love and belonging, bro. - Yeah, I feel like a steam is even a tough thing for people. - Bro, I don't even think people have time to reach a steam. - I can't even do a steam. - I feel like they're worried about safety needs when they're going to get fucking paid. - I'm worried about-- I'm still in like red, orange, and orange and red. - Oh, damn. - You guys are saying you can't find your purpose or goals? - No, no. Okay. Self-actualization. Yummy. Do you want to be the best version of yourself, or do you want to settle for mediocrity? - I want to be the best version of myself. There you go. - Then you have the desire to become the most you can be, which is self-actualization. - I think everybody have that, even for anything else. - Yeah. - Some people don't. - Some people dream. - Some people dream. - They don't chase. - I think it needs to be understood. - This 100% changes, dude. You could get laid off from your job one day, and you could be almost approaching self-actualization. - And you've got back down. - You've got to worry about your like that. - Everybody loses jobs. No, you could get divorced. - You can get divorced. - You can worry really back down again. - Well, you got to look at the common man and not use the bullshit. You got to look at the common man and not YouTubers. - Dude, I grew up with common man. It's like I was born a fucking YouTuber out of the pussy. What I'm saying is like if you can want to be the best version of yourself without any help at all. That's just a mindset. It's not a physiological thing. - It is a mindset, but there are stepping stones that will hinder you from like... - Hold on. Hold on. - Hold on. Grunk, what did you hear this say? - Me and Jamden have been talking about things like this where it's like literally... it's crazy that life has a structure where you're supposed to pick a job and be happy with that job for the rest of your life. You literally change every 10 years if not 5 if not 1 year. - That's called the fucking Matrix, bro. - So much and it's like... - Society pushes these narratives. You have to stick with one thing your whole life. Like live your life, do what you want to do. But it's hard to do that because of money. - That foundation's breaking, though. - I think one thing that COVID did do positively is break some of that. Like it kind of allowed for some sort of freedoms in some way. - 20 years plus before. Like everything was just happening. You had a job. You did this. You did this. It was normal for this. And then after COVID we were like, so wait, why did we go to college? - Like four day work weeks are now being introduced. - Can I give you an example from that, by the way? - You know? - Of self-actualization. It's not like you don't have to have a building block of one before the other. Because let's say the reason you're not having your safety or your physiological needs aren't being met is literally mostly because you aren't wanting to be the best version of yourself. Then you flip that switch. You actually start putting in hours to put effort back in your life. Start working. Start saving up money. Start being financially responsible. Then those blocks are literally... - Everyone has physical needs. - Everyone has physical options. - Right. - If you're not needing them without the desire to be better. - You're forced to get like a job, so you're always going to go back to safety needs. Like employment. Do I even want to work here? I don't even know. So you're always just thinking. You're always thinking about shit. And you're never really truly thinking about yourself. You're thinking about what other people think about you. - Physiological needs, literally like let's say you were homeless, right? Like let's say you had legitimately you were impoverished. - Are you guys saying you have to have these all in order before you get to self-actualization? - Yes. - Yes. - Like what this is basically saying is like yeah. - That's not true at all. - I mean, I think I personally believe that you could have like a partner or like family before you could have financial security and employment. - Can you click visit? - Yeah. But I think as an independent individual. Does that make sense, Yummy? Like you couldn't like the most black and white chart of all time. It doesn't even make sense. - True. Okay. Well, I mean it's a LinkedIn page. I don't know what the hell is here, but let's go visit. Let's go see. It's not an article. Unless it is. - It literally... - Okay. - All right. Do you want me to read it? - All right. The term self-actualization... - Just read it. Read down the second one, in other words. - In other words, self-actualization is a desire to fulfill your true potential and be the best you can be. Self-actualization is not an end destination, rather a continual pursuit, an ongoing lifelong endeavor. As we learn and grow and develop and achieve new heights in our evolution, we can always set new goals and dreams and continue to grow further. - All right. So it's always continued. - So it's a constantly evolving thing, because let's say that you want a Lamborghini, a Lamborghini mercy, yummy, and you get your Lamborghini, your goal in life is not complete. Now you want something else. So what do you want? - Yeah, I get that. - It's like that. - You got to find out... - And there are some people in this world that genuinely don't have that. - Yeah. - Can we be honest for a second? - Yes. - There are some people who are able to be complacent, or are comfortable where they are... - They are content... - Some people just are fine with the jobs that they have and... - Some people are fine being hooked on drugs and being homeless. - Yeah. - And that's where the mindset comes in, where you were saying some people don't want to be helped or some people don't want to push further or harder or whatever. - All they need is physiological needs, the homeless people. - No, I'm saying people can literally have none of those, but then reach self-actualization of the desire to be better, and then get those, and then get those, and then get all... - I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. So he's basically saying the desire to become the most that you can be may include if you're homeless, to get food and water, and then towards employment, and then towards love and belonging, esteem. And then that. - I guess what you're saying, you could put it under... - I guess what this chart is basically trying to say is if you had everything underneath you, you're still going to want more, like you're going to go beyond that. Does that make sense? - Okay. That's the pinnacle of life, basically. - Yeah. Like if you've made it, you've made it in life, bro. You're retired at 35. - It'll always be there in front of you. - You're retired at 35. You have a wife and two kids, and you're happy, and you're a bajillionaire, and like everything is... You know what I mean? Like basically, you're a sandbox mode at this point, like you can do anything you fucking want. I mean, the thought of a sandbox mode kind of sounds fucking not boring, but like it almost kind of like strips away purpose in a some way, shape, or form. - Right. - Like imagine having anything and everything at the tip of your face, like, you know, have you ever played fucking... Bloons Tower Defense is a perfect example, bro. Like you'd be hacking in Bloons Tower Defense. - Oh, me? - Damn, you're right. - You have. - But no, I'm having time getting the sun god, but that's where the saying money doesn't buy happiness really comes in. No one's like, "Well, yeah, I will, it would bring me fucking happiness," but not to the people that have money. - Having everything is the same as having nothing, basically. - Yes. - It's about the process I feel like, it's about the mental for it. I was just thinking about this the other day, like if I went like broke like right now, how much, I guess, worth am I giving the money that's in my pocket? How much value am I giving it? Does that make sense? - It's not going to be a lot until you realize you don't have a lot of it. Bro, there are some people in this world that are happy and they are some of the most impoverished people and they just found them. - I was going to say, for me, when I'm looking at this triangle, this pyramid, I see it more of like love and belonging at the bottom because that's like the way I grew up, it's, that's more stronger. Family first, I've shit been decent. - Yeah, I've been decent. - More than personal security. - Yeah, because like, it's just, I don't know what it is, but there's also like, when I'm working, when I'm like doing things that I'm like, I'm going to get better and things like that, that striation comes at the fact that like, there's a limited amount of time that we have before we like pass, right? - Yeah, it's a constant. - And that time is important though. The fact that we have like the, a certain like timeframe is important because that allows us to like work instead of like, dude, if we had all eternity to do shit, we would take all eternity to do shit, we would not, nothing would be done, nothing would get done at all. We would see and like pressure and all these things, I mean, they're bad, like they cause you stress and all these things, but they also cause you to like, do things that create change, that create something else. And now, you know, that change can cause you to like, be, you know, dude, the fact that we did all this and the fact that we're all in Austin right now, like we're like doing this podcast and shit like that, like why are we doing this? You know what I mean? - Where am I? - And it comes out, it comes out of like pressure, it comes out of like all this, all the little bit of time that we have and all that shit, so it also makes like memories and moments and all these things way more important than, than it would have been if like we lived for fucking eternity and all that shit. So when I'm looking at this graph, I see love and belonging first and then the rest probably - You need food and water for your family. - Oh, yeah, I wouldn't mind food. - I do need food and water for family. - Mama, mama feeds you, I know she does and you go over, you cook to you. - The biological needs has to be on the bottom, else you die. - You do die. - Air and water and food are like, you could shelter. You go a week without any of those, you're dead, you go 10 minutes without one of them. - I hope we're really not misinterpreting this and I hope that there's, can we scroll down real fast and just see if there's any base explanation as to what, how we're supposed to read this? - I don't think you are misinterpreting. - Okay, is there a TLDR? - In the diagram above, you can see the base of the triangle is taken up with our basic needs for survival. It stands to the reason that we have to have these needs met to some level before we can continue up the hierarchy. Then the next level of security and safety, it's interesting that safety comes second and the truth is, if you are starving to death and you're going to do whatever you have to do, even if it means risking your safety to get food, we all heard of the early convicts, who are, I didn't hear about them, I did not hear about people. - Yeah, who's we all, bro? - That's Australian stealing, loaves of bread. Once our basic needs are met, we seek love and connection, the importance of family and community and this evolves into the desire for respect and self-esteem. I feel like those go kind of hand in hand, but also whatever. From here, we have the freedom to pursue self-actualization. This is a choice that not everyone desires to pursue, like we had said. We all have free will and many people, which I don't actually-- - Our content, bro. - Dude, this is just a general, like, personal synopsis of life. - Dude, I'm not going to lie, I'm starting to become predetermined gang instead of free will. - Yeah, I'm-- - There's no argument to defeat predetermination, Grunk. There really is no-- - Can you define predetermination? - Like, everything is-- and your life was already predetermined and planned out. - Like, it's going to happen-- - It's going to happen right now. Like, if I did this, that was-- - Ow! - Damn! - I kind of believe that as well, but it's not cool to believe that, so I just don't-- I just kind of ignore it. - I believe in free will, but-- - Ooh! - See? - Yeah, but like, you did that everything because you said that and tried proving it. That's why I was predetermined. - Hold on, hold on. So are you saying predetermination, Grunk? - I didn't know I was going to do that today. - For you would be-- there is a timeline, you are here, the end is here, and everything that you've ever done ever and will continue to do has already been decided. - Yes. - 'Cause that's a spiritual cornerstone, like that is-- - You're talking about predetermination-- - Yes, but like-- - I'm caught with that. - Like, I'm still conscious of my decisions, and like, my day to day, I have free will, but I made those decisions for a reason in that day. What if you were given enough, quote unquote, "decisions" to convince yourself that you actually had decisions, but that reality never existed because you never decided to take those decisions. - Boy, what? - So your entire life is one singular straight timeline because every reality that you ever thought would exist from a decision that you made, you only made one choice. - Which would be free will. - But what if that choice never even existed because the other reality was only made up in your head? - Well then, if you made that choice, that would insinuate, first of all, free will is a real thing, and second of all, there would have to be a continuation of your life. - Choice, you're convinced there's a choice, but there really isn't. - Oh, yes, that's where the predetermination argument comes in, like free will, destroying the whole free will, like, fabricated thought process kind of like strips away all the fun from life. - Yes. - So that's why it's kind of hard to think that way, but I personally believe it's like, it's hard to kind of combat that. I took a philosophy class on that, and like, I did as well. The fucking professor was like shitting on me. I mean, granted, he was playing devil's advocate. - They're evil. They are evil. - Well, he was cool. - Philosophy and psychology both. - Yeah, but he meant he was playing devil's advocate because there's no true answer, you know? It's just like subjective as fuck. But like, he was like, I'm predetermination, and I was like, me being 18, I was like, I think I have free will. Look, I can go like just exactly what Tanner did, and he's like, well, how do you know that that wasn't predetermined? How do you know that you're going to think about this? - It is an impossible argument. - Yeah, it's an impossible argument. - And that's what philosophy is, brah. - Well, that's annoying. - Why even argue with me, you bummed? Like, what the hell? - That's why a different job. - That's why Nietzsche, Nietzsche who believed, and he was not listed. - He said God is dead. - Dude, he basically said there was no purpose, and he killed himself. Like, that was impossible. - And yeah, it's like, it's literally all based on how you choose a tissue. - Dude, he should have revived them and said, like, what did you see? Was it true? He's like, oh, I was, oh, yeah, fuck that. - He came out reformed. - Yeah, he came out of all of those. - No, I fucked up completely, dude. - Dude, he never grew up. He was like an edgy teenager. - Yeah, that shit when I was like 15, dude, girl up, could he see? - He's already gone. - Who's Nietzsche? - He's a philosopher. - Look up. - And it's like N-I- - C-H-E. - No, no, that's Nietzsche. - Nicholas Kid. - Are you right? - N-I-T-E. - N-I-T-E. - Yeah, it's like N-I-T-C-Z. - Yeah, it's somewhere. - Oh, you're right. - Look up nihilism. N-I-H-C-E. - N-I-H-C-E. - N-I-H-C-E. - Is that where the nihilism came from? - Look, click on nihilism right there. - You saw it, go back up and press N. - There it is. - N-I-E. - Do you see the guy that invented nihilism? - Yeah, the idea that life has no meaning or value. - Damn, thanks a lot. - Which is stupid. Like, if you're going to choose to view life like that, then yeah. Like, do whatever you want, dude. - Yeah, go. - It's worthless. - It's like you're actually kind of a waste of space. - Well, Grunk, when you're dead, who's going to say your name in a thousand years? - No, bud. - I don't care. Dude, Kanye had the hardest quote. - Well, what if they said it by accident? - Kanye said that he wants to have such an impact on society that they don't even remember his name. - What? - So nothing? - Yeah, like nobody remembers that you made Rhodes. - Who made the wheel? - Yeah, who made the fucking wheel, bro. Who made fucking, I don't know, tar that goes outside asphalt, bro. Like, what? - Abraham tar. - Yeah. - Oh, I understand. - Okay, I understand. - I understand. - Sorry, that sounded really dumb. - See what you're saying? - I didn't even make sense, bro. - He was so impactful that they don't even remember who he was. - I gotta say, the most evil people are the most memorable. - Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Who invented the second floor of a house? Who had their idea? - Exactly. - That's not a thing that anybody invented. - Well, I think it's a time out. - Someone had me up for that one, bro. - Someone thought of it. - What the fuck? - Someone thought of it. - Someone thought of it. - Who invented Viseline, bro? - Who thought of the alphabet? - Dude, can you guys give me a second? - That was the Greek. - Can you guys give me a second? - No, dad knows the Greek. - Because you're saying-- - He wants to be so known that they don't know who he is. - It's not that they don't know who he is. - They don't know his name? - He wants to be impactful. - Yeah, he wants to be impactful. - Oh, yeah, because that's what he said. Hello. - This is what he said. - Look at that impactful. - Look at that impactful. - You said the fucking quote wrong, clearly. - Kanye, Kanye, impactful, impactful. - How many more records could be done on? - More records. - Impactful. - What does Gaga know about? - No. - Camp, what does Gaga know about? - You literally didn't say that shit right? - I love her music, but-- - Who was the 14th son of the 18th tribe in Boom Kong away in 19-- - Is that a real one? - 30BC. - 30BC. - The 14th son. Oh, you don't know him, because he didn't do anything. He died when he was seven. - No, no, no. He said impactful. - Look up, look up Kanye West. - I didn't say impactful. - Kanye West. - Can we get a comment section going? - He literally said-- - Kanye West, I don't like-- - Not be remembered. - Or whatever. - I got to flirt. - Impactful, not be remembered. I don't know. - Not being remembered. - Why doesn't care about his legacy? - No, not this. - Who cares? - I think it was the second one. - I hope they forget about Kanye in five years from now. - Kanye West says he wants to be forgotten. - He wants to be forgotten. - Let's hope that he doesn't say anything stupid. - Oh, this guy. - He'd be forgotten. - You think he'll be forgotten? - This is the song. - There's ego in memory. Who designed the sidewalk? Who designed the water fountain? Who designed the stop sign? Who designed the stop light? These things are so ubiquitous that the person that designed them is forgotten. If it's a good idea, it's a God idea, and you're forgotten. That's a successful design, is you're forgotten. - Yes. - Isn't that kind of impressive? - No, it's not. - I understand what he's saying. - Kanye will never make anything so impactful in society. It is an everyday necessity for people's safety. - Yeah. - Well, no. - That's what we're saying. - That sidewalk a stop light? - That's not what we're saying. - He's not going to invent grunt explain and grunt. - We're not saying just Kanye is going to do that. That's just a thing. I forgive it. I was going to say sorry. - Yeah, we are. We're literally saying that's exactly what he's saying. - No, I'm not saying he-- - I'm not saying he's-- - I'm not saying he's-- - Kanye said it pretty well. - He's not going. - He's probably not going to be, but-- - That's his goal. - That's his definition. - That's his self-actualization. - All right. Maybe he should make a fucking stop sign, but it's yellow, and then put it somewhere else. - Like it kind of stops something. [laughter] - It wasn't even that. It's like, you think they kind of stop-- - Or-- - Damn it. - I made this. I don't remember. - I don't know. - Shit. - I fucking made this shit. - I made this guy. - What goes around it? - It's like, who made this? This sucks. - Fuck me. - This shit. - I don't believe in that grunt at all. - I don't believe in that grunt. - We're pushing 130. - Bad evil people literally rule the world. - Evil people do rule the world. - What? They carve us real? - 100%. - When you put into the universe, it will come 100% tenfold back to you. - Why is Putin in charge for 80 years? - I don't believe karma is real. - It's like a billionaire. He's an evil guy. - Okay. - Karma 100% is real. - I don't think about it like that. - Well, karma disproved. - Kim Jong Un literally owns, like, a part of the fucking earth and, like, controls millions of people. - And he puts fake food in stores. - Well, maybe he just hasn't gotten what's coming. - Okay, wait. Here's a crazy-- here's a crazy debunking theory. Assuming that karma is real, that means that self-- what are you saying? Determination or whatever the hell? - Pre-determination. - Pre-determination is absolutely untrue. - No. - Unless you're planning on your predetermined destiny to go ahead. - No, it's not right. - No. - Because you make a bad decision. - There is no level of karma. It's predetermined karma. - Yeah, you can't be a fan of karma and predetermination. - Yeah, karma. Wouldn't you say-- - Come on! - Don't do that, bro. It's karma, bro. Don't do that, bro. That's bad karma, bro. - But if you make that decision, you're already destined to have that bad karma. - Yeah, because it was destined-- yeah, because you did something wrong. - No. - If I punched your-- if I punched your-- can't be a right in karma. - You're predetermination. It's predetermination. - Okay, okay, the whole point of-- okay, like the whole point I feel like good karma, bad karma is like if you're just, like, act in good faith and nothing bad would happen to you. - But what if you're predetermination? - Even if something bad. - So what, it's post-determination? - So it's post? - No, dude, like, okay, if I punch Isaac in the fucking head. - Right. - Like, do it. - And I'm like an asshole to every single one of you guys. I feel like that's just, like, bad fucking karma. - It's not because it's predetermined. - It is your fault. It is still your fault. - But it is. - But it is, you believe in predeterminism. - Yeah, but it doesn't have a countable for your damn actions. - Yes. - Okay, so that means your damn bad actions were going to happen the whole time, no matter what. - That's right. - You're going to be held accountable the whole time. - Yeah, and you're going to be held accountable. It doesn't matter. - That doesn't make any sense at all. - That does make sense. - No, because you have no chance of getting good karma. So you're not putting shit in. It was already predetermined to go in. - Dude, that's not even bad karma then. - Dude, so, okay. If I helped, like, an old lady across the road. - You can't. You're a bad karma already. Sorry, dude. You put bad in the universe. - That makes no sense. - That makes no sense. - I reproved it in my head. What I said before wasn't true. - Yeah, it's not true. What you guys are saying is make sense. - Okay, so if I were to, predetermination doesn't have a right or wrong. If I make a decision or whatever, assuming that karma is real, whatever happens to me was already predetermined to happen to me because I made a bad decision or the right wrong, whatever the fuck decision. - It was already predetermined. - Yes. - That decision was already set in stone. - Yes. - So, karma is just kind of absolute because my actions don't have consequences. - I think to make it better in easier for absolute. - Absolutely. - To make it more digestible. Just be a good human being and genuinely good things will come. - But what if you're not? - It's true. - But if you're an asshole, guess what? Asshole things are going to come to you. I'm telling you, it's been proven. It's been proven. It's down to behavior. If you smile more, you will be statistically happier. - But what if you're predetermined not to smile? - You guys are fucking dumb. - Yeah, all right. Well, predetermined not to smile. - You guys just have a whole bunch of clothes on it. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You guys just have a whole bunch of clothes on it. But what if you're predetermined not to smile? - You guys just have a whole bunch of clothes mining this. But the truth is, if you have-- - I was predetermined to have a clothes mine. I was going to say this fucking podcast. - I was predetermined to have a big dick. - Oh. - Yeah. - Oh. - You said you got a big dick. - Oh, no. - I put it back on. - You predetermined everybody. I'm out. - Thank you for your chat podcast. - Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us. - Thank you for joining us. - Thank you for joining us. - Thank you for joining us. - All of our guests. - Hold on. Let me wrap this up. They're already-- Thank you for joining us for episode 99.9 of the group chat podcast. I hope you enjoyed this very long episode. I think we're pushing an hour 30. - Yeah. - Make sure you comment down below your theories on pre-determination and karma and self-actualization. - I didn't know we were going to have the conversation. The hashtag was going to be that hashtag #groupchatpodcast. - Or that. - The challenge was, well, now it sounds so unserious. Now that we have that. - What's the challenge? - The challenge was going to be mixed lean with something crazy. - No, don't do it. - We're going to review it. - Use your predetermined mind. - Use your predetermined mind. - All your good karma to make a really cool drink with lean and then we're going to watch it. - In order to get lean, make sure you guys use code "group" for 10% off your purchase. We'll see you next week for episode 100. - Real as fuck. We'll see you guys later. Grunk Brofist me out or something. - Good night guys. Thank you so much, girl.