African Vulture
GerryGamesBest2k1 In The Nutshell
Hi, my name is Jerry Games Best 2K 1, I am also known as Jerry the Pato or whatever the hell you want to call me, I am feeling so lonely right now, maybe going online dating with someone who is younger than I will cheer me up. Hello Jerry. Hi sweet cakes, how are you? Excuse me, what did you call me? I just called you sweet cakes, because you are my number one bestie. I am 10 years old, you are 23 years old. So what, it's not a big deal. Yes, it is a big deal, dumbass. I'm telling my mom about this and she's calling the cops on you. Get away from me if you put a file. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no please don't tell your mom and tell her to call the cops on me, I don't want to be a pedophile anymore, waaaah. Who are you, what do you want? I am the fairy god policeman, Jerry. I have heard that you like to groom kids. Well, guess what? You are still a pedophile. You will always be a pedophile for the rest of your life. I'm taking you where you will regret. I am still feeling so lonely, I can't live and be happy without kids, waaaah. [Music] (upbeat music)