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Shoboy After Party 61 Ft. El Flaco

Raw and Unfiltered sin pelos en la lengua!

Duration:
18m
Broadcast on:
05 Apr 2024
Audio Format:
mp3

Raw and Unfiltered sin pelos en la lengua! 

Star clean with Clorox, because Clorox delivers a powerful clean every time. Because messes happen, because... Hey, listen. Remember how you told me to toss those takeout containers before we love for vacation? And you were like, "I'm serious. If that leaks over the counter, it'll be a slimy abomination by the time I get back." And I was like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. Don't worry about it. I won't forget." [chuckles] Wow. Oh, yeah. That happens. So start clean with Clorox. Use Clorox products as directed, rinse after use if in contact with food service. Walmart Plus members save on meeting up with friends. Save on having them over for dinner with free delivery with no hidden fees or markups. That's groceries plus napkins plus that vegetable chopper to make things a bit easier. Plus, members save on gas to go meet them in their neck of the woods. Plus, when you're ready for the ultimate sign of friendship, start a show together with your included Paramount Plus subscription. Walmart Plus members save on this plus so much more. Start a 30-day free trial at walmartplus.com. Paramount Plus is central plan only. Separate registration required. See Walmart Plus turns and conditions. Let's go! Ooh! Yeah, man, it was a laugh to party, Feliz, baby, as we are, Kim. We got Eddie, Micho, prima, vanna, and guess who's backing up? House! Ooh! Flaco. E-T-I-E-G, Eddie G from the LBC coming back to the afterparty. We don't drink Bacardi, we drink tequila. That's who we are when we come like a shh. Bebabiba. Let me go! Eddie! Oh? I love you guys. Otra pero simbardi. What can you do, P? Tell me, why you guys? First of all, thank you guys for having me again. E-B-G-L, flaco. We didn't bite. If we just walked in. The door was unlocked. We got to put a lock on that thing. Go ahead, watch your Instagram. I don't want a flaco insta. Follow me, and maybe I'll follow you back if you follow me, like, with a bunch of other people. Tell me, why you guys have an imp, breast implant here on the table. It's an exact replica of mine. Ooh! Oh! I got to get to your home. No! What was the other one? No, we had a... You get the second one, and then if you're like really good, you get the real thing. You get the real thing. You got the real thing. Hey, thank you. No, I'm just kidding. No, we had a plastic surgeon in the other day, and he brought us some toys. That's cool. Dr. Salcedo. Dr. Salcedo, the plastic doc. It's basically like the size of a seed. Yeah. It feels pretty good. Anyways, um, prima vane flaco reached out to me. What? Wow. I know that he messed up on your guys' first date by showing up late, and by forgetting about the date. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And also for picking food out of his tooth. But it's... I mean... Dalichanza, he's missing a tooth. So technically I wasn't doing that because I didn't pick it out of my tooth because I don't have... You were picking it out of the space. The gap. Out of the gap. You and prima vane would both be. We were gapping. Good models for that story. For the gap. Oh my gosh. Angel. You low-cave me too? That's always been a dream. I've always wanted a gap sweater, and I never got one. Yeah, there had got us. Yeah. The gap I got is behind my... Yo. I don't know why. Who filled that gap? Anyways. I don't know why, bro. Like my family and Mexico, Primo Siprimas, they do. They love the gap. Yeah, they do. When they come over here, they want to go to the gap outlet store. Yeah. They want to go to the gap. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. Prima, no, I'm like, Prima, you want to go to Russia? She's like, "Ras, I'm going to the mall, bro." I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why. I don't know why, I don't know why. I don't know why, I don't know why. I don't know why, I don't know why. I don't know why, I don't know why. Angel. Anyways. An instrumental, Primo, as I was saying, Flaco reached out and asked me if he could do this today. And I said, "Sure, no problem." You know, Flaco, you're home, you're a friend, bro. Thank you, man. Thank you. He messed up on your first date. Yeah. He came in here maybe two weeks ago trying to get another shot, another chance. Mm-hmm. And it didn't work. So he wants to do something else today. Allow me to introduce myself. He has a surprise for you. May I bring the surprise now? Just to let you know. Oh, you want to bring it in? Yeah. I was like, "Is he going to sing?" Please, no. Just to let you know. Okay. I'm joking. I can't beat myself. Check me out. I'm not that bad. I'm no one Flaco Insta. Just to let you know how much you mean to him. Oh. And get that in stereo, Kiri, you are. La relación contigo. What? Close your eyes, Primavana. Please. Please. Can't open them. Arita, Teva, entralo serpresa. What is that? What is that feel? Eso esto entestino. Así se llama. Primavana's eyes are closed. Flaco's opening the door. The surprise is walking in at this moment. Hold on, hold on. Do not open your eyes, Primavana. This is your first one. The surprise is walking in. Primavana, do not open your eyes. You're going to hear the surprise. Hi, Mom. Can't open your eyes. Open your eyes, Primavana. Open your eyes, Primavana. It's Flaco's son, Flaco's son, Jason. What's up, Jason? Hi. What's Gucci say? What's Gucci say? Oh, how do you say it? Oh, how do you say it? Oh, how do you say it? Oh, how do you say it? Oh, how do you say it? Oh, how do you say it? Oh, how do you say it? Oh, how do you say it? Jason, what's up? Jason, how old are you? Oh, how do you say it? How do you say it? Hi, Mom. Why is that? What happened? What's going through your mind? What is your dad told you about her? Let me know. Coming up next. Ohhh. Ohhh. [Music] [Music] [Music] Start clean with Clorox. Because Clorox delivers a powerful clean every time. Because, messes happen. Because... Hey, listen. Remember how you told me to toss those takeout containers before we love for vacation and you were like, "I'm serious." If that leaks over the counter, it'll be a slimy abomination by the time I get back. And I was like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah." Of course, don't worry about it. I won't forget. [Laughs] Wow. Oh, yeah. That happens. So start clean with Clorox. [Music] Use Clorox products as directed. Rinse after use if in contact with food service. Walmart Plus members save on meeting up with friends. Save on having them over for dinner with free delivery with no hidden fees or markups. That's groceries plus napkins plus that vegetable chopper to make things a bit easier. Plus, members save on gas to go meet them in their neck of the woods. Plus, when you're ready for the ultimate sign of friendship, start a show together with your included Paramount Plus subscription. Walmart Plus members save on this plus so much more. Start a 30-day free trial at walmartplus.com. Paramount Plus is central plan only. Separate registration required. See Walmart Plus terms and conditions. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Jason. So, what did your dad or what has your dad told you so much? your dad told you so far about Vanessa right here. She's really cool. Just cool? Not that I'm beautiful or amazing or like in the world. Jason, are you okay? Yeah. He's a little nervous right now. I would be nervous too if I had his haircut. Oh, no. He's not the end of your haircut. It's nice. I like it. Looks like a black Ocata. No, I'm just kidding. What was that Jason? That she was kind of cool. Kind of. Kind and cool. Oh, God. When I met was like she was kind and cool. That's kind of cool. I was just kind of cool. Primavane. I mean, would you be open to dating a single dad like Flacko? If you were to give him a second chance? Honestly, the kid definitely gave some points because the kid's cute. He's a little cute. He's kind of cute. When I handle Jason. Yeah, no. That would be fine. It seems like it would be a fun little environment to be around with kids. He doesn't eat that much. So you won't have to do a lot of cooking. Let's go. Yeah. So are you going to do it? Take us to McDonald's? Oh, I got to take you out. Like, do you want your dad to get married again one day or not really? Like honestly. Yeah. You do? Yeah. Oh, that's nice. You don't want him at the house tomorrow. Yeah. Let me play video games. Right? Yeah. That's what's up. What video game do you like about more betters? I like to play Fortnite. Fortnite? Yeah, a little bit. Wait, now which one do you love? Like absolutely love? Just be real. Yeah. The one where they still start? The photo, what do you like? Call of Duty? No, I forgot to name. That means he doesn't really play. I got him doing some work by name. He's going to college, going to university. There it is. That's right. Keep your head in the book. That's awesome. And Jason, what do you love the most about your dad? Like, what do you admire the most about him, La Nita? He's fun. Yeah, right? He's a fun dad. What about the wrapping? You said I... Oh, yeah, he raps. Good. Do you think if all your dad did was make rap music? Do you think you guys would have a house and food? Yeah. Oh, that was good. Can I tell him the truth? No. Okay, yeah. That's so cute, Jason. You keep believing in your dad. That's it. They would have a house and food at a shelter. No. At least he has a dad, Mitchell. Come on. Yeah, that's fine. Kim, first of all, I do have a dad. See, no, no, he's just in my head. That is correct. That is correct. He'll correct. Mitchell, not a friend of the Jason? Another friend of the kid. The Jason? What the? You do it too. It was a model, bro, isn't it? My dad. He's not a PS5, he's not a kid, right here. The child. That's what's up, Jason. And what kind of woman do you think, or would you like your dad to marry one day? Like, nice. Yeah. Oh, how nice. And what is nice to you? What does that mean? Like, she's not mean. She's like a cook for us. There you go. Oh, he's tired. I'm tired. I'm tired of a couple noodles. Like, duh. What a soup of maruchen every day. Hey, why are you laughing, Jay? Hey, yeah, he left a little hard right there. It's okay, maybe you can tell the truth. Tell the truth. Is my cooking kind of bad? A little. Oh, that's right. It's like, he'll get better. It's all about practicing, man. Practice. Makes better. That's what's up, Jason. And, um, how are you doing in school with Jason? Okay. That's what's up, man. Are you the oldest of your brothers or the middle or the youngest? The youngest. Oh, that's what's up. Well, appreciate you coming in. We love your dad. We're super proud of him. Everything he's doing. And when you're not here, Jason, he is always talking about you guys and how proud he is of you and your brothers and everything he does. Las dez Veladas. He does it because he loves you guys. Yeah. How does that feel that your dad does so much because he loves you so much, bro? I feel loved. Oh. That's awesome, man. There it is. Did he get you the coca? Oh, yeah. He was recording with us one day and then you call him on the phone from school. Remember you asked him for a coca cola? Did he get your coca that you were like, "Hey dad, bring me a coca." No. You got Gatorade, right? Yeah. What did he drink? Gatorade instead of a Coke? He's like, "No, you didn't give me nothing." What did I ask? He gave me props. I gave you props because you weren't drinking soda. Micha, we can't give him sugar, bro. What? Because then he'll stop growing just like, "Oh, we're not happy today!" Jason, how do you feel that you're taller than Micha right here? He's not that much taller than me. Wow. And you're 11 years old. How do you feel that literally you're standing there looking down at Micha? Because I'm relaxing, form not even standing on street. It makes me feel like I'm his older brother. Oh, there he is. Okay. Let's get full. That's all right. That's all right. Reince me. Micha is bedtime, bro. Jason, how do you feel that you have more teeth than your dad? Oh, Micha! Micha! Oh, my God. My teeth are bigger than you. Oh! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! I gave over. I gave over. All right. Well, Primaldane, what are your thoughts? Points. Flaco? The first one ever. I'll tell you that. First point? No, no. First, like, time anyone's brought me a kid. I was like, "Dang, what was that bad?" Hold on. It was a surprise. Not a kid. No, but, like, meaning his kid. That's the gift, right? Yeah, because I know as a single dad or that's a big step. It's introducing the kids to, you know, somebody. So, points. You have you finished moving yet? Because you were moving. Like, maybe Jason can help you move some boxes. No, I'm already moved and I'm actually closer to you. So, what's up? For real. She's throwing a party at her house tomorrow. We didn't get invited, but maybe she went by you. It's actually a WrestleMania party, so maybe Jason can come too. Oh, yeah. You like wrestling, Jason? No. Oh, but nevermind. I was like, nah, I like books. That's good. All right, well, thanks for coming in, Jason. We appreciate you, bro. Echelegana's, you know, do really well in school, so you don't end up in radio like your dad in us, okay? Yeah. Thank you for having me. I love you guys. We love you too. We love you too. I thought he was going to say, "Follow my dad out of Echelegana." Follow my dad on Instagram. And Flacko Insta, guys. Flacko, I appreciate how genuine you are that you just come to hang out and not to promote anything. We really appreciate that. We don't feel like you turned anything like that. Yeah, anytime I tell my followers, I'm not like that, you know? Every time they comment on their Flacko Insta, I'm like, "Yo, thank you for commenting and liking." Yo, all I'm saying is my people's are people's have our bags, so anytime, you know... I don't know about that, because a few girls try to get at me behind your back. They're the big ones, we could let go of them. Actually, that's... Maybe it was a setup. Maybe it was a setup, and are you failing? Maybe? Girls can't get out of any in front of me, so no. That's what I'm saying. We'll recognize real. I didn't say it. I didn't say it. I didn't say it. I didn't say it. I didn't say it. And the homies. Honestly, women hit their prime in their 40s. That's what I'm saying. That's prime time, bro. Yeah, but unless in Quinta, that's what he's saying. 50 is you're starting to go downhill. He's done with the 50s. 50 is like, eh. It's starting to smell like bapuru. Yeah, I can't believe it. And benga. Have I seen it for who? For Flacko. Kid, why, bro? Why are you blocking your girl, Vanna right here? Yeah. Pick which Vanessa he wants and even Vanessa. Annalind! She's busy, but she doesn't look like it. I just brought Jason to a gain point, and you're trying to take him away. Guys, I gotta go to the airport. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna go see... I'm gonna go see the wifey and my daughters. They've been away all week on Spring Break last experience. Congratulations. Jason, I haven't seen my daughters in a whole week, bro. And I'm so excited to see them today. I'm gonna go fly up and pick them up from Northern California. I'll have this for you. Join your family. Awwww. It's all about family, Jason. That's it, bro. It's not like my daddy goes to party. Awwww. It's all about family, Jason. That's it, bro. It's not like my daddy goes to party. Awwww. It's all about family, Jason. That's it, bro. It's not like my daddy goes to party. Awwww. It's all about family, Jason. That's it, bro. It's not like my daddy goes to party. Awwww. It's all about family, Jason. That's it, bro. It's not like my daddy goes to party. I could drop it in my sink. This is what I get for multitasking. Ugh. Why is charcoal so sticky? Ugh. Hello. Hey, Janice. I am so sorry. I thought I was on mute. No, we don't need to reschedule. I'll just stay off camera. Oh, yeah. That happens. So start clean with Clorox. Use Clorox products as directed. Walmart Plus members save on meeting up with friends. Save on having them over for dinner with free delivery with no hidden fees or markups. For groceries, plus napkins, plus that vegetable chopper to make things a bit easier. Plus, members save on gas to go meet them in their neck of the woods. Plus, when you're ready for the ultimate sign of friendship, start a show together with your included Paramount Plus subscription. Walmart Plus members save on this plus so much more. Start a 30-day free trial at walmartplus.com. Paramount Plus is central plan only. Separate registration required. See Walmart Plus terms and conditions. conditions. [BLANK_AUDIO]