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Speaking of mixed drinks our friend Emma's gonna make some mixed drinks for us. She's got like recipes for all the flavors already. Really? So that'll be out soon. Alright looking forward to that kids we're we're raging. Next week will be live in Georgia Atlanta. Not sure what the weather is gonna be like down there. Yeah unclear on that. We're gonna we're gonna film on location at our buddy's bar and Buckhead the Ivy. That'll be a blast. That'll be fun. It's not open. Otherwise we would do a meetup. Yeah we would invite everybody it's a private thing because they're not open a gen pop. Yeah but we might do a meetup on if we don't end up going down to a gust on Thursday we could do a meet up there at the Ivy on Thursday. Potentially yeah absolutely because there's a baseball game in the morning and then after they open it for so it would be a night thing and they would go down to a gust on Friday probably but we'll see. Delco are you pissed? If it rains do you go out there in the rain are you one of those guys who's like just put the slicker on me and I'll go out there. Yeah well I would have not go to fucking Augusta Georgia. Why would I not go to the Masters? So here's the deal. It's so beautiful you want to see it in its natural shit there. I don't know if you want to have it muddy and stomping around. I'm okay with that. Okay as long as you're okay with it it's fine. Anthony and I will probably be chilling back but if that's if that's your wishes we'll do it. Delco for sure. There's just no reprieve there. It's it's all outdoors. It's it's probably the last I guess it would describe it like Fenway Park or something like that. It's probably the last old-timey environments that is amazingly preserved but they don't have they don't have sweets and anything like that. Churchill Downs has got the sweets brother. I don't want sweets. I'll get a poncho. Are you gonna poncho? Okay you're a poncho guy? I like it. All right. I don't think they have trash bags in Augusta you know. I don't think they would let you in with one. I know once you get in so there's a there's a nice little shop there on the right hand side like a pro shop they definitely do have ponchos. So I think you'll be fine there but once you're out in it you're out in it and that's kind of it. But yeah we'll see as of now forecast is supposed to clear up at noon on Friday. What if you just what if you just spray your whole body in scotch guard? Because you're gonna get the added benefit Delco and I think this is probably something being from Delco you've done in your life. You get to inhale the chemical and get high off. Oh shit dude you have two free. That's a two for one. So basically you just wear a great if you're from Delco you wear a green man suit yep and you spray it in scotch guard and you just wander around until your brain stops functioning. I think that's how it goes. Can you confirm that? Would they let you into the masters and a green man suit? No I don't think so. They wouldn't let black people into like four years ago. Yeah I'm not saying they were right by the way I'm just saying that's what happened. Yeah dude so we'll see. Because they have strict rules if you step over something they'll throw you out like oh did they release. There's signs up everywhere of how they'll throw you out. Yeah did they release the words for this tournament? Oh that's a great one. Have they Delco do we know that? Can you find Bob can you look for that? Usually it's like 20 something words or so that you can't say either. I got a so I got to live out any golf words correct. Yeah yeah yeah like any pretty much no quote from Happy Gilmore. Nothing yeah nothing I got a I got the list before I went in I took my father there for his 65th birthday and I got that list and I was like is this real? And then we're like oh it's it's real so I did see two people get removed. So this is a 2018 list I'm not seeing a present list yet. That's when that's the one I was at. Maybe that's the 2018. Yeah so here's the full list from 2018 now they may have added to it and they may have taken some off because some of these are top. Can you put it up on the screen are you looking on your phone? It's on my I'll share it on the it's fine. Yeah that's fine go ahead and read it off. Okay I prefer your voice. Okay. Dilly Dilly. Dilly Dilly. That I don't think needs to be on the list anymore. Do people say anymore? No it was Aaron Rogers doing that bullshit. That's a bug like campaign. Yeah you're right. So that got canceled. That won't be a thing anymore. Boba Bui. Stern how it started. Yeah that's been banned from most lists since the mid 80s. Yeah so that's not gonna change. Yeah that's that's the real thing. This one might be my least favorite like this one pisses me off the most mashed potatoes. Mashed potatoes. Who says that? Um Delco you're the golf guy. What's the what's the name of your mash potato? I think that was another Howard Stern thing. Okay got you. Uh you demand? Well can't yell you demand. What's the classic? What's who what's that about? You demand. Everybody says it all the time. Yeah I understand that one. Yeah that makes sense. That's a generic one. God. Next up I am Googling this because uh I don't know maybe Dan. What's it what is it? It is I love Martha Burke. I love Martha Burke. Who's Martha Burke? Like from the Burke uh bicycle company maybe? No that's Mary Burke. Um I don't know. I don't know Martha Burke is. Yeah I don't know. She's an American political psychologist feminist and former chair of the National Council of Women's Organizations. Maybe she oh she was fighting Augusta. To get women to play there. I think so yeah. Yeah that makes sense and by the way there is not a lot of women there. There's a couple of dudes who took their wives. Was it Condi the first one? Condi was the first member but I mean that's like saying there's not a lot of dudes at Lilith Fair. It's the fucking Masters. I went to Lilith Fair. Bob did you? Sure did. You know why? Great. Laced me chicks. That is not a great place to meet women. It sure was. It's a great place to smell iron in the air. Oh boy that was uh that was a fun interesting time. God it was it was a group called the Indigo Girls. Oh yeah Closer to Fine was. Closer to Fine. We went we went in college. Yeah we went to we popped by a Lilith Fair. That's like going to an abortion clinic trying to get laid. Yeah we did some weird shit. We went to what else we go to that summer. It was uh we showed up from what we thought was going to be the who. It was the orchestra version of just an orchestra playing who's song. So imagine showing up on acid when you think you're seeing the who. And it's the who played by an orchestra. Well didn't a guitar player get popped for being a pet pedophile? Something. Which one? Peter Townsend. Oh Peter Townsend. Yeah yeah yeah. What's he a pedophile or is he just like David Bowie in it where he's banging 13 year old girls for a decade? Yeah I think it was probably more or less that. What's the difference? There's not really one. No. Uh but yeah we uh we I'll say this. It wasn't as if the who canceled. We completely just misread it all the way around. So we walked right the fuck out of there. Shortest I've ever been inside of an amphitheater. I think we were there for 15-20 minutes and then bounce off to that. What are the rest of those phrases Bob? Uh this one I actually Googled while you were talking because I wanted to know the uh source of it. Okay. And there is no ex no one knows what this means. Annika Sorenstom loves trapeze. Huh. I mean she was hot so maybe like jumping up and down. Not sure. I don't know. She was great back in the day. Here here's what I do know. Um you're not words you're not gonna find. On the words you can't say at the masters. You champion man. Well I was gonna say the N word. Oh well that too. Because they definitely use that. Yeah. Uh but yeah they probably don't talk about Chippy at all. So we allowed to scream out give Chippy the bit. If we wait till the end of the day and then hey it's on the list. Like if you're gonna here's the thing. There's something called a allow list or a denialist right. Uh huh. And allow list is whitelisting. It means everything's off limits except for what we say. And then a denialist is you can say anything but what we say not to. And if you don't tell me I can't say the N word I'm gonna fucking say it bro. That's just the way it is. This is America goddamn it. I think you will here give Chippy the bit. Come out of my mouth. I think this one might come out of your mouth. What do we got? It was topical. I think it went away but now I think it's topical again. All right. Free meek. Oh Jesus Christ. Yes. It's definitely topical. No we can't play that audio on YouTube today. Okay. Can't play the audio today. That's wild. So yeah that was 2018. Yeah. Yeah. Meek Mill was in prison and they were working to get him out. I think when he got out it was the president of the 76ers who went and picked him up in a private jet actually. And then he set courtside. Yeah the owner of fanatics. We do it is. Yeah. Trump have something to do with that. Uh getting meek mill out. I think he got those Aseperaki. Yeah you got Aseperaki out. Kodak Black. Lil Wayne. Um he pardoned like 10 or 15 rappers on the way out. Which is pretty hilarious. Yeah. He was supposed to speak at the White House on prison reform but uh backed out. Really? Who uh Meek Mill? Meek Mill yeah. He's probably a nursing and injury. Uh to his A. S. Behold injury. This one if you hear someone yell at immediately beat them to death. To infinity and beyond. Oh god. If somebody's screaming at a buzz like your quote when I was there. Yeah. What if it's Tim Allen saying it. Well he shows up and says it. He's got a pass. Yeah right. Like who's going you're not going to arrest him again. No. No right. This isn't trafficking fucking because he couldn't snitch on anyone. Yeah. I mean so he's not going to do it. I guess on the writers. Uh this one is actually a common golf shout and Dan I want to get your take on this. Uh activate the glutes. Yeah. That's pretty funny. I like that a lot. That's uh that's from the Tiger Woods quote. He was talking about how he was just too stiff during the day and he had to activate his glutes. All right. I'm a big fan of that. Activate the glutes because that goes for everything not just golf. I mean that's sex. Oh yeah. That's I mean to I think give Chippy the bit. Yeah. Apply so a lot of different things in everyday life. You can't be the man. But we're in the middle of designing Chippy right now and we'll get into that. We sure will. We're not ready for it. I mean we're it's going to be on this show. It's going to be on the show. We're going to design it. We're just not running air here today. And I'll tell you uh you're going to enjoy it. So stay tuned. Let's get back to the masters. So this one affects me. Because I think it's derived it's factual but I think it's being said derogatorily. Okay. Jimmy Carter eats peanuts. Well so Carter's uh uh uh in in Atlanta guy. He's a Georgia guy. So that makes sense there. He's beloved. He's the only president from the state of Georgia. So everybody hangs their hat on that. That one makes sense and he's still alive right? Yeah. Are we still? He's still going. Jesus Christ. He recently I think just passed a couple a week or two ago the one year anniversary of entering hospice care. Hey that was a month ago now. And his his nephew or whatever was like uh yeah we thought he had weeks. Nots dude. It's April fucking eighth by the time this airs. Yeah. What if he dies right before this airs? Holy shit. No he won't. I'd like to see him at the masters to be honest with you. Like shit. He's gonna be playing on on days uh three and four but he's in. He's making the cut dude. Jimmy Carter's making the cut. Give Jimmy the bit. He'll go out there and plow that field. What else do we got Bob? This is another one where if someone says this you immediately beat them unconscious and then hand them over to security. Okay. It's hey security. Can you pick me out of the sea of people? There's not a sea of people there at the masters though. It's very uh confined. Why would someone let people in the masters? Why would someone have said that ever in the first place but also enough that they had to ban the phrase. I think and this is a guess here that probably started waste management because there was you know a hundred thousand people and uh I believe homeboys set it and then ran through the crowd and then they had to beef up security on that because we went to that event a couple years later. I think that one makes sense. Uh what else Bob? Uh this one is a borderline topical but I'm gonna go evergreen RIP Harambe. Uh yeah uh that still holds to this day. Yeah uh next up I don't know what this means nobody beats the whiz. Oh nobody beats the whiz. That was uh an old uh commercial like a a shitty commercial in uh New York. Nobody beats the whiz. Nobody beats the whiz and it was like a radio shack. It's a it's a uh circuit city type vibe. It's uh electronic store. It was in the tri-state area. Yeah RIP I think they they just killed it off. Yeah and no no no 2003. Oh shit. It went out of business 2003. I guess 9/11 really hit them hard. It sure did. She did. Uh I don't know what this one means. Uh Brandles my daddy. I don't know that one. Uh Bikini Wax? Bikini Wax! Yeah it doesn't really flow that that good. This next one does and I could see Ross shouting it. Okay. Drive it Miss Daisy. Oh boy. Oh boy. I'm a big fan of that one. Yeah I like that. Drive it Miss Daisy. I like it. I know when I need to make water. It's my favorite quote from that movie. You don't have to tell me every time you need to take a piss. You can just go and do it. I've never made water in my home without asking somebody for over 25 years. Um what was the other one from that fucking thing dude? Goddamn it. Oh I got here's what we got thrown out of. Um this is an interesting one. So we screamed out Ernie boom by yay to Ernie Ells at a golf tournament and we followed him around the whole time when he was big and because Ali had come out at that time. But why would that? Why would that not be okay because that would be the equivalent of an Irish guy and saying Olay Olay Olay or something right? Excellent questions. Like that's that's almost identical. So his security came over and said that means Ernie kill him in South Africa. Yeah but it's not I mean yeah it could be used in a in a violent way but it's also like yeah like we say go to war and destroy the enemy and shit when we're talking about sports don't be so fucking sensitive. I agree. I was at the memorial in Columbus, Ohio. What year was that? Whenever he was good. So early 2000s. Still like people were still sensitive about the apartheid then probably maybe he didn't seriously maybe he didn't want to fucking have a hey I'm not trying to kill people and he looked over we locked eyes. I locked eyes with Ernie Ells and he was fucking pissed. So and his people came over right afterwards. Well yeah fuck him. Yeah yeah yeah. The last couple kind of whatever insert band name should be in the rock and roll Hall of Fame. Can you hear me now? Good. Oh can you hear me now? Was that cell phone commercial? Yeah. And then half if you if you yell anything like hashtag whatever if you start it with hashtag. All right. Yeah kicked out. Yeah I'm not doing that but what if your friend's name is hashtag and you yell hashtag needs a medic. Well then you've got to provide ID. Oh that says hey is this hashtag? This is my buddy hashtag. I think you're gone either way. You just got to fall on your sword at that point you know. Probably. Yeah. Now the last part of this that I want to ask you because you don't know this and we got to determine this for Delco and who he is as a person where he's from. This is a big deal here. When you get these masters badges and it is the old school. I thought you were going to ask him to like cut off jeans or something. Close. Okay. Close. When you get these badges they give them to you. They're hard badges. You got to put them on and then you got to turn them in afterwards. When you sign for them. It is an $80,000 essentially deposit here that if you don't bring back the badge you will owe them $80,000. So these are passed down from families like this is all it's all George or foul. Yeah now now and these are passed down from family members and and all that other shit for years and years and years. If you lose the badge you don't get to go to the masters every year. So it's a big deal. So when you sign it out you got a it's 80 grand for the badge. Can we trust Delco that he'll be able to keep it on his person all day long. Yeah. You think so? You don't Georgia. I don't lose things. No car. Georgia old would fucking that's true be cutting up lines of cocaine with that thing. To be honest I might do that too but I'll maintain possession. Yeah. It would be nice to do a bump off the match. Oh yeah. I might. We'll see. By the way we got some breaking news. Our friend Ryan Spader the baseball analyst he's announced his decision to enter the 2024 NBA draft as well. Just like Bronnie James. Good for him. Also breaking news where we're from just got hit by an earthquake. Yes. Yeah the tri-state. It was a 4.8 either. 4.8 shakes New York City, buildings from Philly to Boston. Ground stop at all airports right now which is a blast on a Friday in the tri-state area with Boston JFK, LaGuardia, New York and Newark all going down. Holy shit. Yeah my friend is uh well I don't I don't know if she landed her. I assume she did she left at 7 a.m. but yeah she was flying in New York this morning. That must suck. Probably stuck at the goddamn airport. Although the yeah nah it just happened now so she'll be all right. No that happened like two and a half hours ago. Oh the earthquake? No shit. How bad was it? Anything go down in New York City? I haven't heard anything about BDA, battle damage assessment or anything like that but um so I I assume it's not even trending. No it's just weird because we don't get hit by earthquakes ever. Ever. Um it is strange. Very very strange. I mean there's no there's not even any warnings in place in New York. Well there's we've never successfully predicted an earthquake in the history of human beings I don't think. No but uh in in California and stuff there's drills for kids and everything else like uh they'll walk you through it they don't have that New York at all. Maybe in part of the curriculum. This is just speculation but maybe God's had enough. Maybe. Hopefully. All that gay shit going on up there. Or with the the judge and the Trump trials. Yeah. It's just like hey man keep fucking around dude. Keep fucking around. I've got to check in with the fall wells again um and see if they like hey was this was this God and was it because of gay? Just let me know. You can send me a fax later on. I'm the I'm going to start all doing all my communication through fax. You should. That's what we should tell text that. Yeah. It's like hey from now on we want to keep a record of our communication and you know you obviously you guys don't want to be recorded so we're just going to have you send us a fax every time. Yeah we'll give you a heads up here because different records can be altered. For sure. But if you send a fax that's a that's is how it comes out of the machine man. Yeah. Yeah. So uh quick update on Lizette's still unfounded. Um we were supposed to have a meeting with text out in the engineers at the office today and they didn't show up. Yeah. Found out on the phone call. They were worried that we would record them and I said no we have a seating area outside of the set but whatever we talk about in the meeting will be reported on the podcast and uh she told me Linda Rife told me that uh it was unnecessary to have Lizette at this stage. Everybody else got to talk to Lizette but us. Uh but we still don't know where she is. So keep your emojis and prayers going in the meantime and then we'll fill you in as everything shakes out here. And if you're staying prayed up uh probably keep chippy in mind too. Yeah keep chippy in mind dude. Uh please do if you haven't heard last week's uh give chippy the bit episode. Listen to it from start to finish it really went off the rails here but we are trying to make a chippy the give chippy the bit t-shirt which we're gonna do live on air today. What what program are you using Bob? This is Dolly but there's one other thing I want to do before we move into chippy. Um Bob can you go to Twitter and pull up Ricky Gervais account. He may he's got this new vodka company. Ricky Gervais. Yeah. Okay. And he's made an ad for it and they wouldn't let him use it as an ad because it's too fucked up. So he just posted it on his Twitter. Is that real? Yeah it's really funny. Okay. Keep going. Keep going. Right there. I just wanted to play it because it's only gonna get shared by word of mouth. We don't work with these guys or anything but it's he's the best. He is the best. After he eviscerated everybody a couple years ago he's just like the best dude that exists in Hollywood in my opinion. So he's not even in Hollywood. That's all right. He lives in uh fucking somewhere in England uh Sal Hampton maybe I think is where he's from. Anyways um yeah play the ad. This is for Dutch barn orchard vodka. Dutch barn? Dutch barn. No free ads. No. No. No. No. This is actually is a free. We love Ricky Gervais. Uh but we don't and we have nothing to do with this company and don't know it. I've never seen it. I would play this even if we had a vodka company by the way because it's fucking funny. Go ahead and play it. Hey I'm Ricky Gervais co-owner of Dutch barn vodka and with me today Dr. Patterson. Now this is an advert so you're not a real doctor. No I'm an actor. Now you like a drink don't you? Absolutely. What do you drink? Beer. I think vodka is probably better than beer in terms of calories per unit of alcohol so although I doubt you make a dent in you you're fat because you eat too much aren't you? No exercise. You won't be laughing you have to have your feet removed from diabetes. I probably don't know. No, I can't. So you know if you're into vodka maybe check it out. I've never tried it but I'm going to go out of here. When we're done recording today I'm going to go out of specs and see if they have any I'm going to try it. Okay. It's any good or not and I'll report back. Yeah the the only thing that's changed to me is they put it in a dark bottle. Usually you don't see vodka in dark bottles like that because you don't know what it is. You know at a bar but he's rickied your base and it doesn't matter he's richer than Jesus. So yeah let's uh Bob let's crack open. Let's get weird today. Let's crack open that fucking app and do this chippy the bitch shirt here. What is this for people at home? It's just dolly. Well I'm using Microsoft co-pilot which uses dolly and it's essentially like you give it a prompt and it will create things for you based on that prompt. So I said like I actually have a couple already that I was doing before the show that I'll show first and I was like give me can you make a horse with a goofy face pulling a plow in a field that looks like a cartoon. Okay do they do certain words? They you can't say retarded or don't get that's where I was going with this. So here's number one. I like that. I mean that's a fucking great animation right there. Jesus Christ how fast did it how fast did that pump that out? 30 seconds. Yeah I was gonna say there was a guy in the studio who pulled up an app it wasn't this one was another one but he was screaming in things and it was pumping out in like 20 seconds and I was like Jesus Christ. I mean that's amazing typically to farm this out to do this type of animation would take something like this would cost you 1200 bucks. Yeah Jesus man that's amazing. Yeah 30 seconds 30 seconds to ask it and I said cartoon specifically. And so uh another question on top of that. Is there no trademark on that? No. No. Wow. Wow dude. That's wild. So this was just goofy horse. Goofy horse. And then you said you started out with one that was less goofy than this and just kept saying goofy or right. Basically I kept upping the ante and like asking for maybe like missing teeth. We actually never never gave me missing teeth but it did just keep pumping out different stuff that was getting aggressively more goofy. Wow. I like that a lot. Can you are you so you're not allowed to put in Down syndrome? No it will not do it. This one won't. What about mental retardation? You can't do that. Nothing like that. You have to get and honestly with with something like this you just get creative. Yeah. Yeah. And that's why I'm trying to find a workaround here. Well I guess the workaround would be to just like specifically describe the physical characteristics of somebody with Down syndrome. Yeah. Pretty much. Yes. Would you say high forehead? Sloping forehead. Sloping forehead. Type in sloping forehead. And a wide jaw. Well look man this is science. Eyes closer together. Yeah I did that for one of them. Oh yeah okay. I wonder if you could say if you could tell it to make a horse that looked like a famous retarded person and not use the word retarded but like yeah with that corky from life goes on as a horse. Okay so yeah it's working now. It's trying to create it. Yeah continue with the hell. Wow dude. I started this on my other computer and then okay it's fine. Holy shit that's fast. All right pop those up. Let's see this. Oh boy. So this I actually forgot to say cartoon. So this is giving you. Oh my god. That's fucking haunting. That's nightmare. What's up with the fucking farmer in the background. Wow. Yeah. Wow dude. Okay. What is the other ones? Because it looks like there's three or four of them. Yeah. Yeah we'll give you four options. It will. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Okay. Yeah now we're getting somewhere. And then there's this one. This is just like a photo almost. So yeah it's pretty realistic. What's the what's the guy's name? What's corky's name from life? I think it's Brian something. Hold on. Yeah because will it do famous people? Like Tom Cruise. Oh shit like that. Chris Burke. Burke with an E. So it's typing Chris Burke actor. Yeah a horse that looks like actor Chris Burke. There's not enough images Chris Burke. Are you out of your mind? He was on television for fucking 10 years. It's a fucking Emmy winner. I'm just telling you how the AI works. He's an Emmy winner dude. It's not going to nail it. It's just not. I mean if it even gets it in the ballpark. Yeah just typing Chris Burke. No it knew it fucking knew. What does it say? It says oops trying to the prompt. There's some words that may be automatically blocked at this time. Whoa dude. We just said Chris Burke actor. Yep. Okay. What about that Brazilian. We got to get clever with this then man. Brazilian retard with nice tits. Is that what I should be searching for? Yeah yeah. I've got a couple other here's a couple other cartoon options that I got real quick. I was a fan of this one. That's not bad. It's not as good as the other ones but it's not bad. And then let's see here. Now that one. Holy shit. That's frightening. Look at that thing. Good God. Yeah. Give Chippy the bit right there. Holy cow dude. And then the last one that I generated. It's kind of. This is more like cocaine. Yeah. It feels like cocaine right there. Not so much a down syndrome type of vibe. Hold on. What's this girl's name? What about like Sydney Sweeney? There's nothing wrong with her and I'm sure everybody types her in. Sophia. J.I.R.A.U. is that Brazilian girl's name with fake titties. Okay. Pop it in. Sophia what? J. Juliet India Romeo alpha uniform. It's going to be the same though. I'm guessing. Which is that means A.I. is keeping a list of all the retards. Yes. Yeah. Do you think that's safe? Did it say no? It's a bit of a registry. Oh. Oh. Oh. This is going to have big fake titties on it. Put that up on the screen. God damn it. Yeah. Let's let's see it live here. Is it as the wheel spins around? It's not going to work well. Come on, dude. It doesn't nail people well. We'll see. But this is a people. Oh, it's just a my little pony. Get the fuck out of your attitude. Was horse in the prompt? Yeah. It was. All right. What about just her name on its own? What does that pop up with? Hold on. I'm asking him to make it goofier. That's how you got to do it. That's the workaround. Goofy. But her name is actually in it. Yep. With the word goofy. Why'd you make her a horse? Yeah. Is there any way to like say give her a 65 IQ? A picture is shangel. Let's just pop some. Yeah. That would be really funny. I love that guy, by the way. Yeah. I mean, you could maybe do it. Oh, well, see now it just looks like the other one. I think we're just going to have to go with this. Well, I'll tell you what, pop in her name on its own, Bob. I just want to see if it would actually give us the person. How is it going to sign in? Because if not, what about like Sophia, whatever on a skateboard or something? Just put her in a scene and see if it actually puts her as a cartoon and see how it draws her. Yeah. Because I'm sure everybody's doing this with Sydney Sweeney or something like that, right? That would be the guess. Putting celebrities in like weird pictures. Yeah. But not like creepy shit or porn or anything like that. Just like, well, that's next. Just show me a picture of Sydney Sweeney and four other people hanging out at a bar, something like that would be a normal prompt. Right. I think it would do that one without. Okay. So we got it's potentially generating. Because they did it with that podcast host that's Bobby Altoff chick where she was masturbating the other day and dropped that video and that was all AI. It looks pretty realistic. I mean, you're getting there, you know? So it's only a matter of time where you're from straight up shit. You can't recognize it. Yeah. I mean, you're going to be able to see Marilyn Monroe porn. That's she's blonde for Christ. Yeah, I don't think it knows anything about Sophia. Did it grow up, pop up what it's a pop up what it showed us. Was it Microsoft the one and why is it all fucking gaseous? It's not her, dude. That's in no way. Is it Microsoft the one that wouldn't make pictures of people? That's Google. Oh, Google. Okay. I think this is just sort of racistly being like, this is what all Brazilians look like. Wow. Wow. What do you say in Delco? Put in Sydney Sweeney and what they. Yeah, let's pop up Sydney Sweeney and see what they pop up. Because then we'll know, right? If it's not her, then they're not doing real people on this thing. Okay. Let's see if I can get Sydney Sweeney skateboarding. Skateboarding? I just, it's innocuous. You know what I mean? It's not what? Yeah, bro. Blocked you. That just means that Sydney Sweeney, her very existence is pornographic. Okay. So last one here. Let's go Tom Cruise. He's, you know, been the biggest movie star for 40 years at this point. If it won't give you Tom Cruise, it might not just give you any famous people at all. Then that'll answer your question. Yeah, because they don't want to deal with fucking trademark shit. Probably. But I mean, I wonder what an artist's rendering is, you know? It's like, if you go to a state fair and go to one of those, you know, cartoon people and ask you to draw them a big Tom Cruise. All celebs blocked. All celebrities blocked. Okay. So we found out a couple things here. The guy from Life Goes On is famous Delco and they wouldn't allow it because he's so fucking famous. That's right. And Sydney Sweeney, can you upload pictures into this? Yeah. Could you could you could you put a link to a picture of a tarred and say, Hey, make a horse that looks like this person. You do that mid journey. What's mid journey? It's the better one. Oh, it is. It's the pro version of this. Yeah. Yeah, because I we did the OJ Simpson one on yours. I think, right? Who's got mid journey? So what the fuck are we waiting for? It's through discord though. It's like a whole thing. Oh, that's right. Because I was going to get it and then they were like, Oh, hey, you got to download 19 apps to get there. And I was like, bro, I don't feel like doing that. Because that OJ Simpson, when you pumped out for me, it was fucking awesome. It was last year on Cinco de Mayo. Let's see. What do you want me to do or have Sydney Sweeney do? Well, dunking over LeBron James. Yeah. I'll try. Yeah. We get Sydney Sweeney dunking over LeBron James. From the free throw line, dude. I mean, just like fucking really fun one. Yeah. I watched that college dunk contest last time. It's terrible. Everybody's just out of ideas. It can't do. I think it's all been done to over this point. It is. It's all over. I think they should put IEDs on the court. Now that would be fun. Or like spring loaded, have some of the the flooring be spring loaded. And if you step on the wrong spot on the floor, or this is the dude with the fucking map of buttons and these pushes, pushes one, it launches your ass up into the air. Boom. You're gone. I think you need to stop doing it for style and start making it like, I mean, this is going to mostly advantage the tall people, but you got to start doing like who can dunk from the furthest away, who can dunk on the highest rim. Like that, that's the only way I would be interested at this point. Yeah. Three points shoot out on both men's and women's was still entertaining. But the dunk contest is just dead across the board. We've done it all. We've seen it all. There's nowhere to go anymore. And there's nothing you can do about how high your body can go. So yeah, I, I get it, man. We're all, we're all fucking tapped on that. What do you got there, Delco? It's not good. Is it hurt? At least? It's not hurt. Just a blonde with huge tits, essentially. Is it even that? I told it to do it again. Let me also, I'll put up the photo. I'll send it to Rob. How long until somebody jail breaks this thing and makes one when we can do the craziest shit ever with celebrities? Whenever Groc has a plugin for images, I would imagine. Forgive me. I don't know Groc that well. Groc is Twitter's version. Okay. And what do you do there? Same thing. Do you just type it in and it spits out an image? I don't actually know. I don't have it. But yeah, I would. It's a it's a it's prompt-based AI. So yeah, sure. Okay, gotcha. Because that could be fun. Oh shit. All right. Pop that up. I mean, that's a blonde. It's not terrible. Yeah. And look, that's about as close to dunking as anybody's going to get if they don't have a penis. What does it say on our jersey there? Nothing. It's a Atari. Yeah. Yeah, it just makes up shit. It's a lot of Russian stuff, too. It's more like some basically. All right. Pop that up one more time and zoom in. It kind of looks like Jessica Beale a little bit. I'm getting a Beale's survive there. No, that was just a rush. The lines on the basketball are kind of screwy. Yeah. That's odious. Not good with celebrities. No, it's not. I mean, it's not good. None of this is good. Yeah, this doesn't look like it at all. Now that we've zoomed in on it. All right, technology isn't there yet. I'll try it again. Technology just isn't there yet. And that's fine. Like we're okay with that, but you need to admit it at home that technology is not there. And we can't have all the fun things. Although those point, whoever's pumping out those points, I don't know what country that is, but those are getting there. I told you, I watched them with Lily, right? There's some green teams here. Yeah, there's some somebody send me an article about it the other day. There's some creators on Pornhub and some of the other big sites that are AI models. Like, you don't ever see their real face. Oh, yeah, I believe it. They filmed the whole I don't know if they're wearing like a green mask or some shit like that or how they're doing it, but they wear it. They, it's like a full porn with everything in it. And then somebody just goes in and fixes the faces. So I don't know how much effort that takes either, by the way. So I think what they're doing is shooting it with real people and then swapping out the heads because the one that I watched with Lily from 18, yeah, that's what it is. She like her head was replacing somebody else's body, but the body looks how you thought it would. Well, these people, these people are just obfuscating their own identity. So it's people who make their own porn and they're just changing their faces, right? So you don't know what their face looks like. So yes, that's interesting. I tell you what, Bob, go to X videos. I think Pornhub is blocked here, right? In Texas now, go to xvideos.com and then type in Lily, AT&T porn and see what we come up with. Well, hold on. There's a guy hands free coming into some snow. Do you want to? Yeah, look at that. You don't see that every day. Oh, and a guy getting lucky Pierre between a deal, a strap on and a sex doll. What's a lucky Pierre? Forgive me. You don't know what a lucky Pierre is? No, no, I've never heard of that. This is a lucky Pierre. Sorry, no for you. That's when you give and get. You're in the middle. Really? Yeah. Bob, that doesn't seem like you're that lucky. I don't know much about, she's got a nice butt. I don't know much about X videos, but does it normally mix a bunch of weird gay shit in on the front page? Apparently I'm a Pornhub guy. That's Bob's feed. He's getting eased into. Okay, so the woman is inserting him inside the doll. Yes. And then she's got a, is that a strap on on her? Yes, she's inserting and probably already inserted into him. God. This is a lucky, this is actually not that lucky of a Pierre. No, like Pierre is not lucky at all during this decision. Well, I mean, normally Pierre is doing great, but this is a sex doll and a strap on. Yeah, it's not great. None of this is great. You know, there needs to be a butcher shop, just all meat. Well, then it's just gay at that point, right? Well, the one he's given it to doesn't necessarily have to be a man. Yeah, like he could be fucking a woman and then having a dude fucking him. Yeah, but then that's not fun. I don't think I close the blind. It's definitely not fun or it wouldn't be for me. My concern is that it's not 100% gay, right? Yeah. It does the one act offset the other act. Well, as it's having your P and a V, you're like offset the fact that you've got a P and your A. You're not fully committed to either. Yeah. Yeah. But as you've said before, there's nothing a woman can do to you that's gay. That's right. This isn't gay. This isn't gay. You're right. And that girl is fucking hot as shit too. She's, she's, she's attractive there. But I still would not allow this just to be creepy. He's now, he's not even fucking the doll. She's just fucking him in the ass at this point. Nothing about this looks particularly fun. No, it sure doesn't there. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Bob went down a rabbit hole there. Like he's, you're trying to see the whole thing there. Now he's starting to pick up the pace. Pretty fun. It's I've been Lily, A.T.T. and let's see what it pumps up. This is what it pumped out. Does it have her face in this? Yeah, probably deleted it. Go to Google then. Because where I saw it was Pornhub, but that's not up in Rockin anymore here in Texas. I said, you can't jack off here without giving him your ID, which I don't really feel safe giving a porn star my identity. I also think Texas was thinking about passing a come tax. Really? That'd be fun if they did, you know? It's like there's an otter that hangs out in your neighborhood. Yeah. And you got to let him know any time you're going to come. Right. And he measures, it's by volume. So you get, you get like this fucking beaker that has a bunch of hash lines on it. Yeah. You have to, you have to ejaculate into it. Yeah. And then, and then they, they give you a bill once a month. Yeah. Like the lot of my product. The water meter guy comes by and he's like, "Yeah, I'm from the cum department." That's how my propane works, too. Yeah. Yeah. Do you find one, Bob? You potentially, yeah. Okay. Yeah. This is what came up. This is the first video that came up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Scroll through. Because right now she's just having a convo. Yes. So this is the one I saw. It's close. You know what I'm saying? Sort of. You can tell that the head is just a tad off, but the rest of it looks like how you think it would happen. Here's the, the business. Yeah. This is her getting right into it. I'm not right into it, you know? There you go. Speaking of this, so there's a group chat on Instagram with some people in it. I won't name them because it's a problem. But one of the people is Gary. Gary Faust? Yeah. Oh, that piece of shit. Do you hear what happened to him? No, what happened to him? Oh, boy, dude. I wish we could show this video. So they run in a car and they're doing-- Oh, yeah. Stand up everywhere in the stripper. He was, he picked up at the club, crashed into a fucking light pole. Oh, yeah. And then got out and twerked on the top of the hood. We're going to do that. Yeah, I saw it. Yeah. Well, what I, in addition to that, what I saw last, actually, when I woke up this morning was just video after video of him and some other dude double teaming a girl. Come on, dude. That's what I woke up to. Can I guess who the other dude is? It was a laser. No, it wasn't a laser. That's who I would have guessed. Well, I actually don't know who the guy was. Wasn't Eli? No, no, Eli said no. Apparently. Or at least that's what he said after the fact. Oh, boy. Speaking of dumb bullshit, did you see Kamala Harris said that in an interview yesterday that, she's talking about women's empowerment. Like, you know, the women's basketball, they weren't even allowed to do brackets until 2022. Yeah. You know that? Like, what the fuck are you talking about? No. Missed it by 40 years. Yeah, he sure did. That tournament is 40 years old. It's always been in a bracket format. What are you talking about? Well, maybe she was talking about filling out the brackets. Also false, but because I remember being at least in college when I got really into filling out brackets. And yeah, ESPN was always like, and there's the women's tournament. And I was like, all right. Damn it. We got some sponsors to put this shit wagon on the air first and foremost. Go spend dot com forward slash drinking, bros. You want to take a guess what that percentage off is, kids? It's 50. You know it's 50. They're leaving it in. I'm probably leaving it until Biden gets out of office, to be honest with you, man. This inflation is just kicking my ass. Luckily, you got companies out there like Ghostbed who are trying to give you some big boy savings over there. 50% of everything, everything in the entire store. 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Of like any liberal situation where everybody's having fun and they walk in. They're like, did you know 100 Indians had their heads cut off right here? Right here on the floor. Yeah, let's just let's all think about that for a minute before we get back to the party. Happy Thanksgiving. And the way to respond to that is, yeah, I've actually got a dried head in my fucking basement. Sure do. I go down there right now to get an P in its face. I got a pocket. Because well, here's what we don't like. My arrowheads. We don't want, uh, we don't want these savages to think they're going to come back and take this land back, right? So I go find and desecrate Indian burial sites all the time. What do you think I'm afraid of ghosts? Fuck out of here. It's called dominating. It is. Maybe you know what it was if you weren't such a fucking cuck. Yeah, unfortunately though. It's got to ruin everyone's good. Caitlin Clark done. You have to. Just gotta just gotta and feel like. And by the way, here's a quick list of injustices while we're all enjoying this women's tournament. Exactly. It is weird though, Bob, because I'm going home to watch it tonight. Like I'm amped about it. Yeah, yeah. I got Spencer Strider on the mound. I got. Yeah, I'm watching baseball. There's a there's two good games tonight. The Braves while Strider is going against the Diamondbacks. So that'll be a good game. And then the Rangers and Astros are playing tonight. Okay. If you're a good match up, I was going to say bet the parlay, but this episode will be gone already. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you know where we sent last row Lopez tonight? Oliver Anthony. Oh, cool. Yeah. Somebody actually a fan. I don't know who it was because they didn't put a gift note or whatever the fuck it's called. But Amazon, me, Taylor Swift flag that I'm going to re-gift to the Lopez. Oh, that's great. Because I don't want it, obviously. This is because they think it's funny, but it's not funny. How big is the flag? It's big as shit. Is it really? Yeah, it's not like a 14 footer. Is it here? Yeah. Joel, grab the Taylor Swift flag. Let's see this fucking thing. I got to see. I got to see this. It's a 14 foot Taylor Swift flag. No, no, no. I said it's not that big. Oh, oh, it's not. It's right there on the fucking bar, Joel. Yeah. Bring it over here. Yeah. Stand behind us over here. And then hold that up. Or behind them. It doesn't matter, yeah. Well, no, I mean, give Taylor Swift or props, dude. Get on the main camera, Joel. Yeah. Help yourself, dude. Crime corners out everywhere. Starring Joel right now. On its own. On its own. On its S-feet. Download that podcast. Look at that. Go to my single. There you go. Look at that, dude. So you can see in every photo rat face trailer park skank. Beautiful woman. She looks great. Definitely not beautiful. Literally gorgeous. No, she's literally not gorgeous. Like, almost perfect. Our Helen of Troy. Or sure. If China kidnapped her, I would be in basic tomorrow. Yeah, pop it. There it is. Pop it over on Dan's single. There it is. Look at that, dude. Look at that Taylor Swift. That is a big flag. It is. Yeah, it's a full-size flag. It's a full-size flag. That's nice. Got to get this one. You got to get those wrinkles out of there. Shake it off, Joel. That's going to Lopez. Nailed it. Yeah, that's going to Lopez. But we sent him to Oliver Anthony. He shot some stuff for us. And I go, can I pay you? And he goes, you know, Oliver Anthony is here. And I was like, well, I can get you those tickets. Oh, fun update on Oliver Anthony, by the way. This is the first time ever that I've gotten tickets in Eventbrite. So he really did live up to that bullshit of like, hey, I want tickets to be $40. And I'm going to do it on my own. When's the last time you got a fucking Eventbrite ticket? Usually only from charities, actually. That's it, man. So when I bought the tickets off of drinkingbroze tickets.com, I fucking hit the thing. And they were like, look, you'll get them the day before. Now, usually they do that for bigger artists because they don't want them resold or anything like that. So when they came in, it was Eventbrite. Now I was like, oh, okay. This is just a straight up barcode on a piece of paper. Son of a bitch, man. Some breaking news about that earthquake. Yeah, what happened? Anybody die? No, but about 10 minutes prior, Lizzo had fallen down. Oh, shit. So as far as origins go, likely scenario, I think. Likely that it was her. Yeah, because she's morbidly obese. She did announce that when she said I quit. When she said I quit, that she wasn't going to quit music. She was going to quit social media. Again, you don't have to announce it. She's still on it though. Is she really? Yeah. Jesus Christ. So what did you quit? You know? Or was it? What was it? I want to be a part of that trial where the dancers were eat bananas out of the strippers' pussies with her. I would love to see that, yeah. Same here. Not the strippers eating bananas out of puss, but I would like to see the trial. One would imagine there's going to be photos, right? Um, yeah. Maybe. Yeah. You got to think they were dumb enough to take photos. You got to think someone was- Half two. Half two. Because that thing is soldering on, otherwise it would have been dropped by now. I'm surprised she just didn't pay them off and get the fuck out of there and try to get out of this. Because even Diddy on that first allegation, was just like, whoopsies. How much? Great. It'll be wired in today. That thing was resolved in 12 hours. Yeah. And then after that is when shit got wild. If you're lizzo at this point. Yeah, just pay them up with the fuck you. I don't know. If I'm a celebrity right now, I'm keeping a pretty tight circle. And I'm not seeing any shit in public. I mean, did you see the rock was on Fox News yesterday, saying he's not going to endorse anybody for president this year? No, I didn't see that. Find that video, Bob. No shit. Yeah. He was like- Well, he got buried. You remember he got buried up to the last election? Where everybody was like, "Fuck the rock." Yeah. So I understand it. Shit, it's probably the smartest play for any celebrity at this point. Especially if he wants to run for office someday. Don't tie yourself to a shitty politician. Well, the other part about it is no your audience. And right now his audience is WWE. That's all Trump, brother. And they're super liberal. Yeah. You can tell just scan the crowd and you can see all the blue hairs out there. Fresh play on this. I didn't see this interview. You made that endorphin 2020. Are you happy with the state of America? Am I happy with the state of America right now? Well, that answer is no. Do I believe we're going to get better? I believe in that. I'm an optimistic guy. And I believe we can't get better. The endorsement that I made years ago with Biden was one I thought was the best decision for me at that time. And I thought back then when we talk about, "Hey, you know, I'm in this position where I have some influence and it's my job then. I felt like that then. It's my job now to exercise my influence and share with this. This is who I'm going to endorse. Am I going to do that again this year? That answer is no. Wow, they didn't go into it any further. No, I mean, he's like, I don't think his politics have necessarily changed. No, he probably still feels more like an old school Democrat, which is kind of the stuff he says when he's on Rogan and shit. He's like an '90s Democrat, which is a relatively reasonable thing to be. Sure. And it's not good for anybody if we all think the same, I don't think, because you just form information, silos and echo chambers and neither one of those things are good, but a celebrity understanding to shut the fuck up shows growth. I think right. I've never had a real problem with anything politically that he's had to say, aside from endorsing Biden, which he just did because he felt like that's what you do if you're in Hollywood and you're a fucking actor. Yeah, and we brought this up with Tulsi Gabbard. If you don't allow people to grow and change, then I mean, we're all just fucking assholes. So I don't mind that at all from the rock. And yeah, you learn from it because he got fucking buried on that for two years. These people shouldn't be in the business of endorsing anyone anyway. No, but they ask and they get a shit ton of money for it and nobody sees it, man. And for whatever reason, they want to be a part of it. I don't really know why. They think they're going to get some crazy access. Take Pross, for example, from the Fuji's. You know, he helped him bezel that money for Obama. And I probably thought, well, shit, I'm untouchable. Yeah. Because that was 12 years ago. And then he just got sentenced. Bob, you can look it up. I think he got 20 or 25 years in prison for that embezzlement there. And you think you're untouchable because you're hanging out with presidents or politicians. And you realize, well, they don't give a fuck about me. I would not be surprised, though, if let's say Trump gets in in 2024 here in November, if on the way out, that guy personally is on Biden's pardon list for Pross. Oh, yeah. For sure. Because he financed, I mean, it was $20 million he gave to that fucking campaign. It'll be interesting to see if Sam Bingman Fried gets a pardon as well. Oh, that's true. Yeah. All that money went to Democrats. Yeah. Well, I mean, it was like $2 billion, right? No, it's not, man. It was absolutely fucking crazy. If you include all the packs, how much? I think if Biden is gone, he'll probably be on this list, Pross will be on this list. Look at how many years Pross got in jail. And I think Hunter Biden will also be on the list, obviously. Um, yeah, maybe. You have to. You're going to pardon your own kid, right? I would. Maybe, but you can't, uh, you know, uh, yeah, I suppose you could, right? But you can only pardon somebody from, I mean, you can, you can sign a general pardon for anything he's done up until that point. But I think you would have to say specifically what you're pardoning him for. Which would basically be an admission of guilt for all the charges. But I think that's the way out of it. Uh, I really do. And if it's your own kid, you're going to do it. What did Pross get? I can't find it. PROSS? Nope. What is it? PRAS. You're not a big rap fan, bum? He listens to Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor Swift. No rap at all. Just, I mean, the food is a little like Kanye. Uh, so I got it here. Uh, Michael, Pross, was eventually convicted of all 10 counts, including conspiracy and acting as an unregistered agent of a foreign government because they were embezzling that money from Malaysia. Yeah. Uh... He should have just did what, uh, wait, Wyclef did. Which is steel charity money from his own people. See, that's safe. You can get away with that. Wyclef and jail? Sure can't. He's not in jail, right? No. Still got all that money? Yep. God damn ready to, and fucking hate, he's still fucked. So, I'm just saying if you're out there committing crimes, do it the smart way. Oh, shit. And ironically, his former lawyer just got fine incentives to probation on a contempt case. Wow. He's the fucking lawyer of, of us. Jesus Christ. He was sentenced today to one year of unsupervised probation and to pay a fine after eight minutes of violating a court order, uh, by sharing protected discovery material with reporters, uh, in the run up to his clients, 2023 trial, no way! God damn, man. All of them. Shit. Yeah, so he's looking at 20 years. And, whew, that is going to be rough, friends. But I, I bet you Biden pardons him on the way out. Interesting part will be though. Biden actually wins the election. Then what do you do? I don't know. I mean, they're pulling out. Well, he'll just wait until the end of that term to do a pardon. For four years, but he's not going to live. Yeah. So, I mean, but you can, you can sign a generalized pardon and enter it into the record without publishing it. Yeah, yeah, at any point. But they're going all out and they're definitely scared of RFK for some reason. Not sure why, maybe polling, but, um, I've heard that as well recently. I've got a Twitter. And go to the chief nerd. He's actually just a software engineer, but pretty based takes on things. He, he posts a lot of cool clips. There's a clip of, with RFK explaining how there are a bunch of people outside protesting his event. They were all homeless people paid by the DNC because he went outside and talked to him. Like, yeah, we got paid by the DNC or whatever the fuck. Oh, no shit. Yeah. That's it. Throw it up. Yeah. The Biden campaign now has $1.1 billion that it's raised. It's going to have $3 billion. It's double the biggest campaign in history. Moore is going to be spent on this presidential campaign. He's going to spend a lot of it trying to make sure I don't get on ballots. But when I was a kid, the Democrat, my father's Democratic Party and John Kennedy's Democratic Party was fighting to make sure every American had the right to vote. And a Democratic Party is, is trying to end our right to vote. You're right to vote for me. They're trying to get me off the ballot in this state. They're spending millions and millions of dollars to do that. And then also, you know, to slander, to lie, I mean, I was very happy today to see the protesters outside. And when our staff interviewed them, they said, yeah, we're all paid to be here. That happened so much during these people were paid to protest. Your posters were all written by the same guy. One of them had a poster that said shame on you, RFK, or for stopping the COVID vaccine, which by the way, I didn't do. One of ours ever said, did you take the COVID vaccine? And he said, hello. And they all said, yeah, we were paid to be here. We don't care. But I'm glad because I'm glad that the DNC and the White House are finally considered doing something to help more people in this country. That's interesting. So yeah, a lot of these protesters are always paid to do this shit. You know, I talked about the BLM one when we were here actually looking for houses and all that shit. And I was there with my wife. They all had the same posters. All look like they were written by the same guy. They were all from out of state. And they shut down the freeway and all that other shit. This doesn't shock me. I think his numbers are polling high enough on the left. I don't think this is going to have the Trump effect that they thought it was heading into this because I am seeing more and more articles against RFK right now. I talked to a podcast host, I'll refrain on who it is. Pretty big who recently had him on RFK. And I was like, what's the fucking story in real life? And he goes, man, actually he's a really fucking cool guy. And I'm like, sure he is, you know, behind the scenes. He's married to Cheryl Hines. I just don't know why he's running right now in a race that he can't win. You know? And that's interesting. Yeah. Speaking of Cheryl Hines, they're coming to the close here of Kirby enthusiasm after 12 seasons. Sunday's the last episode. That's it, dude. They're all done over there. Larry David was on Morning Joe. And Bob, if you can find that clip on Twitter, it would be fucking hilarious, dude. So you know his wife. I hate Joe Scarborough, by the way. Minka. Minka's his wife. If you didn't know, he was not married to Minka and they ended up cheating on their significant others and then getting together after being on that show. So they are together now. But he's with, it's like a bright background. Yeah. Those are like old clips I'm seeing this one probably. Yes, that's it. Very, very funny. So Minka wasn't there and they fucking. Oh, wait. This is from February 29th. I don't know what it is. But that looked like it was a play. I just, I just caught it. I do want to say this seriously. First of all, Minka, it can't be her. She's with her daughter who's celebrating a birthday. She loves you guys so much. Can I ask a question? How old is her daughter? 28. So she has to be, it's not like she's 12 if she's celebrating her birthday. And you have to be there. 28. She's an adult. Oh, it sounds like she didn't really want to be here, I think. My daughter is my daughter's birthday. It was, okay. What do you think you're talking to? It's a nice thing. She said you're going, which, which reminds me. Oh, that's really fucking funny, dude. 28. How old is your daughter? For her birthday. She's 28. Jesus, man. Yeah, that's weird. She's got her home life at this point, bro. Yeah, I got to take the day off of work from Larry David being here in his last season of curvy with his gasses to be at my 28 year old daughter's birthday. Anyway, that did that show shoot like super fucking early in the morning? She's got the whole goddamn day to go out with her daughter. You're not doing anything at 4 a.m. With the daughter, unless they're at a yoga retreat or something. Yeah, that's pretty weird. That is weird, man. What age do you stop celebrating the birthdays then at that point, you know, and when it just becomes a dinner? I mean, a phone call. Yeah. Like, what the fuck? Yeah. Like, hey, congratulations on staying live for another year. For another year, you're 28 years old. I don't want to hear from you again. If it was 21, sure. Maybe 30 or 40. Yeah, it makes sense to me, but after that. Sorry, man, 28's not anything. I'm literally about to pick up my family to celebrate my sister's 30th birthday. So really right now? Yeah. Is 30 a big one for her? I guess. Is she married? She have kids? No, but she's like in a serious relationship. Okay. Yeah. On the way to getting married. All right. 30's. No, I would say 40. So I would go 16. 16's a big year. Maybe 18, I guess. 15, if you're a Mohican. That's true. Because it's a keen scenario at that point. 21, for sure. I don't want to hang out with my fucking 40, I guess. 40's a big one. I wouldn't have wanted to hang out with my parents on my 21st birthday. And I don't think any other kid. Yeah, I was in college. I would have loved to hang out with my parents on my 21st birthday. Why? Because they party. Oh, they rage with you? Do they do drugs? Yeah, they do. All right. What kind of drugs? All of them. Send the cops. Send them. Yes, send the cops to Delco. Get the cops to Delco. No, he's picking them up today, right? That's right, dude. We'll catch them at the airport. You know who's going to be there to help you pick them up? The fucking FBI, bitch. Yeah. Austin for the traffic and drugs. Bringing drugs to Austin would be like, Sand to the Beach that doesn't even cover it. No. Everybody hears on drugs all the time. Yeah, everyone. Everywhere we go. Every single place we go. It was a guy the other day that took my order. It was so fucking high. I go, hey, dude, just be honest with me. How high are you? And do I need to just go to another place right now? Yeah. Because I'm fine with that. Just let me know. And he's like, no. It's a fucking Popeyes, dude. My god. My kid loves Popeyes. Loves Popeyes. You go to Popeyes, though, you can burn a good 40 minutes out of your. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You can also microwave pizza in the middle of a goddamn show if you're Joel. Sure can. Right. Can you hear that beeping back there? Joel, how's that pizza, bro? Friday afternoon. He's like a fucking vagrant that just kind of hangs out in the studio. Yeah. I was here over the weekend. Chopping awesome. Some seltzer. He was burning wood out back with a blowtorch. Oh, yeah, so he built himself a white picket fence. You know that scrap wood that we had in the back? Yeah. He built himself and painted a white picket fence out. Is that real? And now he's building other shit. He's using the torch to fucking stay in the wood. Did you do that, Joel? So it's just around your trailer back there? A white picket fence. Only on one side. It's wandering. He's got a nice little porch out there. Yeah. I'm going to go and take a picture of this. Yeah. It's we should do lifestyles of the Richard famous on this. Yeah. Cribs. I don't know who was the host of Cribs. It was different all the time, right? He was the host. It was the host. Yeah. They just showed up and then the celebrity, which is Joel, would explain his crib to everybody. We should shoot a Cribs with Joel. I think we got to be careful calling Joel a celebrity though. He is, dude. He is, yeah. For what it's worth. Is that a couple hit shows? Joel was telling us like you're kind of a celebrity if you've gotten your penis sucked on for your artwork. You know what I mean? That's a little bit of a celebrity shit right there. Yeah. Have you gotten your penis sucked on for your art movies and stuff like that? Yeah, he has. Does anybody famous? Oh, yes. I know one. Yeah. Shit. That's a good one. Well, I could go down a fucking rabbit hole with that chick one day with you. Oh, it was a woman. Yeah, it was a woman. 'Cause I... Oh, you were thinking, dude? No, I didn't want to say. 'Cause who knows, man? You know, if it's, how famous is a dude have to be before you'll throw one in for the story? You know what I mean? Like a Brad, if you get to your house and Brad Pitts all lubed up, you're going to fucking take a shot at him or what? Yeah. Chalamet, I think you go for... Chalamet, that's not even gay. Tom Hardy, it's going to be rough. I think Tom Hardy's probably got a caked up butt. I don't think it's clean back there. No. Oh, well, he's always doing jiu-jitsu and all that shit. He's a weirdo and he plays weirdos in movies. I think he sucked dick for heroin back in the day. Yeah, so he did say in an interview, right when he was getting famous, they were like, "How crazy is your life and everything else?" And he goes, "Well, you know, I'm in the theater." So obviously I've taken another man in my mouth before, and they were like, "Whoa, whoa." Publicist was like, "We're all done with you doing interviews forever." Tom Hardy, he doesn't even allow comments on his fucking Instagram. Yeah, there he is. Pop this up. Oh, is he wearing a diaper? What is that? So you walk into your bedroom and this guy walks out of the bathroom. Yeah. I'm afraid that this is what everyone-- It's gonna be a rough, stinky fuck, right there. Every woman, every hot girl, any of us have ever fucked has seen this dude standing at the end of the bed. That's us. That's all of us right there. Thinking we were like, "Yeah, we look fucking good today." Like, "No, you look like a fucking asshole." So God bless all you whores out there that have let us fucking cream pie you and shit. Yeah, but is it the whores at that point? Or do they have conversations about us where they're like, "Yeah, these pieces of shit think they're fucking awesome." And this is miserable. I don't think women are attracted to things the same way the dudes are. It's like there's other stuff going on. It's not all physical. Well, you can provide and everything else. What's that pick right there? That's a fun one. There is some wiener picks of him. I'm trying to find it. Wow. Oh, yeah. That's from Bronson Bronson, dude. Great movie. I remember him with his cock out in Bronson. Yeah, that was a big, big Bronson fan. You walk in on this guy, you're the one getting looped up. Do you remember that scene? Oh, you better loop yourself up if you see that. Yeah, because he's not even going to loop you. No, he's not taking the time. He's like, "You got 12 seconds, bitch." Yep. Do you remember that scene? He greased himself up so they couldn't get a hold of him, dude, and beat the fuck out of everybody. But Buck Naked is the way to go, dude. That's dominance right there. And look at how much confidence he has to have a fucking wiener out there in that kind of environment. Because you're not your best in that at all. Hood up. Yeah, it's because it's cold. They're shooting in a fucking prison. He's barefoot, too, on top of it. Because that's going to make your penis shrink as well. Like that cold barefoot on a cement floor like that. You're going to shrink up pretty bad. But the other one you had of him in the underwear, you could tell he's got a decent hug on him right there. You know, good for Tom Hardy. But yeah, after he said, "I've taken another man in my mouth." They were like, "Well, we're all done with you doing interviews forever. Just be a great actor, friend." I don't mind it. You know? That's the dominance of it. Yeah. I just want to know who the other dude was. Uh, maybe it was Zeus. Elmero Nissio. He's got a live show on April 18th at the Alamo Dome. -Is he really? -Yeah. Shit. 90-minute show at the Alamo Dome. -Got to. -Pre-party starts at 7 p.m. So go check out Zeus's-- -When is it? -18th of April. -18th of April. -Oh, shit. All right. I went with Zeus to the Alamo Dome. We had a suite there for redhound chili peppers. -Oh, yeah. -It rocked. So is he the headliner? -Yes. -Damn. That's awesome. That's a big fucking place, by the way. It's huge inside. I mean, I think the way they cut it off, it holds like 60,000 people. It will, yeah. We went to that boxing match there, and they kind of cut it in half, and there was only about 15,000 people there. I think. -Well-- -Which is still, that's pretty bad, right? -Yeah, it wasn't bad, yeah. -Yeah. -Yeah. -It's a good spot. What's the neat-- what's the hotel we always stay at right there? -Oh, shit. -It's like on the same party. -Yeah, I should. -There's a hotel that's like right on the street. -Because you and I go, and you can walk over there, and that's-- Man, every time I hit you up, when I've got to go there with someone from my kid, I'm like, "Hey, give me that hotel again." -I have to look into my hotels.com account to find it, because I can never remember what it is. -I can't either. -Or I had a weird name. Or I have to blow up a map and look at it. But yeah, you can figure it out yourself. You're fucking losers. -And you get two bedrooms-- -For nothing. -For like 100 bucks. -Yeah, it was nothing. -It's great. Shit, I love that place. -We got wrecked in one of those with the boys, the Canadians, one time. That was pretty fun. -Oh, yeah. -I remember parts. I browned out that night. -Yeah, that was a bad one. -Yeah. -That was the boxing match, wasn't it? -It was the boxing match. And they brought out hard bottles of liquor, and that Tesla? -Oh, yeah. We were just drinking. Actually, people were getting out of the car and passing a big bottle of pink-- -Vodka. -Vodka, the people, as we were driving. -Where's the one? -To the next location. Yeah, it was a shit show that night. -Well, with that much traffic, all you can do is get out and kind of swap bottles with people, and that's it. But yeah, that's what went down that night. Now it's time for the drinking bro of the week here. You can submit at drinkingbros.com. Pull it up, Bob, pull up drinkingbros.com. We got the bro box on there. This month, it's available. How long do people have? -To get this current one? -Yes. -I don't know, days, maybe. -Okay. -I don't remember when the cutoff is, but it's-- the IRS is a gay shirt that you saw on the range. -Yeah, I think rocks. -The thing that we did, and then that double-aw container right there. -Oh, boom. -That has the black cap on top that you can put a 12-ounceer in and screw it on and hold it in place, or you can use the regular lid. -Big fan, big fan. So while you're over there, you can peruse the entire website. We got all the merch. We're all stocked up over there, but also this is where you submit for drinking bro of the week. Just click the link, and then it'll get emailed to us live on air here, and then we'll read them aloud. Let's see. This one was submitted by Daniel Ash from Michigan. Four years, he's been a listener of Drinking Bro's podcast, and he's nominating Scooter Bright, who is living, by the way. Thank God. That's nice that he's living. Scooter and I were neighbors before COVID and during COVID. We became friends and liked to sample tequila and whiskey together at bonfires. I was going through mental issues, and he has helped me a lot. Nobody scoots like Scooter scoots. I don't know Scooter, right? But I imagine he does. Cheers to you. I'll read one more here. This one just came in live right now. Drinking Bro's submission from Matt Howell from Ohio. Been listening for three years. Well, I wants to nominate Ginger Howell, who is living, which is nice. So Ginger's still alive. One of nominates my wife of 20 years. Ginger for putting up with my shit for that long. She was truly my day one homey go box. All right, so I have a safe hand. Go box, too. Let's do it. Spring Games coming up. Shit. Next weekend? Live on Fox. God damn. We're already here at college football spring games. And then Michigan University of Michigan signed on, so they're going to be live on Fox the week after. That's where we're at now. Football is that big where we're starting to tell of my spring games. Live on air on the big networks. Wow, dude. Crazy. Crazy. We'll have an announcement here about a couple of these colleges in the near future. Got a place to the can order, actually, this afternoon. So we're looking forward to that. Thanks for tuning in, kids. Go to iTunes, rate the show five star and leave a quick review. Also, head on over to Spotify. It's just a five star. Walk away for Anthony and Anthony Holloway and Ross Patterson. This is the Drinking Bros podcast. Good time to do it. Be a part of 10 Perks. The new loyalty program at Denver International Airport. When you eat and shop at 10, you earn gift cards and cash. Sign up now for our rewards program at denperks.com.
