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Chopped Chumps - 4.8.24
Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on "Store" to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless and they are cheap! Oh my god, there's an eclipse happening and it's getting dark. Thanks goodness that I have headlaced to come on all by themselves because if they didn't, I don't know what I do! A new poll indicates a majority of Americans are opposed to squatters in the White House. Hey Howie, a soldier eclipses Mother Nature's way of saying she hates Joe Biden too. Then, after I draw electric 18 wheelers to bomb myself through the Naval Academy at Delaware State, I captain cargo ships up and down the East Coast and after that, I worked in a Boeing factory with Rosie the Riveter. Howie, the son, is disappearing. This is Donald Trump written all over it. Howie, you should definitely use that invitation for the m-skilling of caucus celebration. I heard it's going to be all you can eat, belch, and endive. I think this whole eclipse thing is just a ploy by big astronomers to sell those goofy-looking laughs. And the real reason 13+ million illegals are here was so they could get a better view of today's solar eclipse. Terrific, there's dragon about to eat the sun. I'm pretty sure this wouldn't happen if President Trump was still in office. Remember, elections have consequences. That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump. Chump Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap.