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https://redcircle.com/privacy you have one unheard message. Hi I was calling current the influencer marketing platform but I think I just got redirected to a bunch of people listening to a podcast well anyways I was calling current because I was told they could help get my brand set up on TikTok shop and even build out an affiliate program of content creators promoting my brand and even have those content creators go on live streams and promote my product there. Wow I could really use current. I also heard that the brands they work with are making millions in sales. I guess I'll just go to their website at current.tech Live from our studios in Austin Texas this is Trink and Bros. Fate News with Ross Patterson, Dan Holloway, Papa G with the Travel How you feel? Not good, yeah. Field reporter, hot bomb and Delco Dan with sports. Welcome to fake news. Yeah welcome to drinking bros fake news. Everybody bringing you the realest fakest news of the week. I can't see anything with these goddamn things on by the way. Yeah we're inside. Oh is that what it is? You don't say? Well I got one and I don't know what to do with these. We had a lot of clouds here in Austin Texas got to see a little bit of the eclipse. We promised you we'd bring you some footage from it here. You want to go ahead and play that? I've us looking at the eclipse earlier. Oh yeah. It looks surprisingly good considering. Thank you. Thank you. Oh yeah afterwards. Yeah. Yeah. That was us. Look at that. One more time here for the people. Go ahead Delco. If you were a loved one who's died during the eclipse aborted a baby had a period or even just throwing their children underneath a bus. Well we're with you here today. Prayers up okay. Emoji hands and prayers up today. The eclipse has got me super fucked up. Anthony. In what way? I got a ice by listener here. That has nothing to do with the eclipse. It sure does. I've never been ice by a listener when it wasn't an eclipse. That's not true. It sure is. It's definitely not true. Yes. Yes it is. Never got an ice by a listener during an eclipse. So cheers to you. What's your name? Steve. Steve you're coming up at the end of this fucker. Yeah. We'll have you up here. I'll go ahead and pound this day. We got a flight tonight. So who gives a shit? I don't know to see anybody you know. Usually my drinking rules are 2 p.m. on Wednesdays. It's Monday and I've eclipsed so goddamn hard that I've earned this. All right. I've earned this for Christ's sakes. So I'm gonna pound this out. Was it worth it everybody around the horn here real quick? Was what was what worth what it didn't cost me a flying across the nation. Oh no that's stupid. Setting up fucking shit on the side of the road. The orgies. The orgies would be. Yeah. Yeah drugs orgies. Yeah but why do you need an excuse for an orgy. Let's do it. You know it's like a party right like you don't need an excuse to throw a party but it's more fun than just being like hey I'm having people over tonight. That's true. Like if you have an orgy during the eclipse you'll always remember that. Actually I remember you everybody remembers all their orgies right. Is there a time where you're like oh man I forgot about that orgy. I don't know that the eclipse helps actually. I'm not sure that it does. But we all gathered out here in the parking lot, stared up at the goddamn sun for what we could. Classic Austin here where it's it was ruined by cloud cover for for most of it. Whenever you need the weather to cooperate in Texas good luck. It's just not going to fucking happen for you. You know. Yeah. But for the two or three minutes we were all together just know that I enjoyed it and I'm happy that you guys were here and we all shared this moment together. Okay. I don't care. I think I've been pretty clear about that. About not caring about it. I think you do. I think you do. We'll see how you're feeling when we touch down in Nashville tonight. Okay. Yeah I can't wait. Yeah. Is the plane going to work? Why wouldn't it? Well another one just exploded. We're all you know we're on a Southwest tonight. That's the only thing we can get in the fucking it's not Southwest. It's been having problems. It's united. I believe now. So Bob pull up the footage from Saturday I believe. Yeah but like the United that's mostly it's fucking engine. It's mostly been united. Mostly. But this was Southwest on Saturday. You know who hasn't had any weird shit. Spirit. Spirit Airlines. For $87 you can fly to anywhere in the world. Yeah. And they don't have any issues. Look at this goddamn thing. Pop it up Bob. That's just a panel. Look at that dude. Now there there comes the rest of it. That's just the aesthetics. Look at that thing disintegrating in mid-air dude. Or no they didn't make it off the runway. Did they? Luckily. What happens if they would have gotten up in the air? Is that I mean you know out of the sky? No it would affect the drag of the of the aircraft. Obviously right because it's exposing there's more surface area now. Okay. Do you have an after of this shot Bob? I mean that kind of was the after right? Like this is the no there was something when they actually were on the ground. They got the full effect of it of what what was missing from that fucker. I think there might be some audio of it. I don't think there is Bob. I don't think there's any audio of it whatsoever. Okay there it is right. Yeah look at that. Yeah that doesn't look that bad. I mean you've seen planes with like duct tape on that part of the plane before that's what it's for. Is if it's starting to rattle a little bit they'll fucking duct tape it up. Now I'm told and Bob correct me if I'm wrong I believe we found some audio from inside the fuselage. Yeah so there's a lot of trauma going on inside a lot just something traumatic going on with the passengers. I can't I can't listen to like I have to pull the headphones off every single time. Well you're not a fan of plane crashes or what? I don't know you know what's weird though is I don't know if you guys saw this but meek Mill went on this fucking tirade on Twitter because he's tired of all this shit. Can we pull that up? Yeah someone just pulled random gay porn and was like this is definitely meek Mill getting fucked in the ass. Dude he so whatever happened by the way he lost his mind last night on Twitter and had like 900 tweets and everybody was talking about it this morning. What a crazy fucking world. I don't know how any of that's gonna shake out by the way. Well what part? Did he meek Mill all these guys? Well I don't think meek Mill's been charged with any kind of crime or anything right? Well there was there was murder in that room. Yeah but that's not an actual crime. That's just two men enjoying each other strength. If your butthole gets murdered is the other person charged with that or no? I don't know I mean if it's rape obviously but that doesn't sound like rape to me. It does to me. I mean it sounds like violent prison rape is what that sounds like which is why I can't fucking listen to. I feel like if it's rape you're not saying those words you're saying more violent words like I'm gonna kill you get off me. I don't think you are and here's why so there was the comments that I do read on Patreon by the way is everybody's we know I feel like or is a fucking homie and they were like hey Ross I thought you loved graphic gay sex scenes and movies and shit like that. I do. This is audio and I don't have any context to put it over with but like the audio is so violent that I can only imagine another man's asshole bleeding from it. Well that was probably some blood. Yeah. Oh I'm sure but the only clip that fucking got me truly that really truly got me was from a listener and I was like I'm not checking DMs on my fucking Instagram anymore. It was one of those locked up fucking shows on A&E and it's a black guy describing raping this white guy in prison and then the calmness to it of his voice and he's like yeah you know so I went in there and then I put I put the pick up neck through his eye and I was gonna stab his eye out and so he raped some and then another guy raped some but the other guy didn't come and so he goes with me and so you know once he came then I knew I had to cut and they just kept raping this guy over and over again and I was like that stuck with me forever same with his mic mill P Diddy audio. I can't get this out of him. I don't know which one I don't think this is the tweet you're talking about because this is from this morning actually. You may have deleted him but it was like by the way Bob it was like fucking 90. Yeah it was like a man who would just broken on the internet where you're just like oh all right so I just scrolled for about three minutes while you were talking and I haven't even gotten to yesterday yet so he shut the fuck up. He's still going right now. I guess he says right he just but this is from 10 a.m. basically okay he says I don't believe no Diddy story once they lied about me now anybody tried to sexually assault me it will be a bang out on the spot how y'all don't know that I mean that that's there was a bang out on the spot it was so. LOL I don't care I don't care but y'all confusing my son he's 12 with people saying his dad is gay it's sick now Auchia so fuck it all fuck it. Yeah I mean that's but that's somebody who's fucked up and it's clearly just going to Twitter for all this shit right so to me this sounds like a guy when you're like accused you know you accuse your buddy when they're a kid or something like oh you're gay he's like no dude I fuck real hard pussy all the time cuz I'm super straight there's no need to say any of this weird shit all fucking day long if you're straight you know a simple statement of hey dude I've got kids this was was funny for a little bit but now this is seeping into my real life is fucked up I think you're done with it there but I mean like you said Bob you couldn't even get through today's suites well how did I don't I don't remember I don't I don't really care about any of these people oh really I don't like follow any of this stuff okay until that audio came out right I didn't care about this at all yeah but once I saw you not able to handle it that's the only reason I care about this but how did this all start in the first place like how did me how did people start thinking Diddy was fucking me up it's in the court it's in the lawsuit correct so this guy yeah from Diddy's former assistant he says that Diddy in order to have sex with him or something like that he was like come on man it's cool like I fucked Usher and I fucked Meek Mill so like let's go and then the guy was like no I don't want to have gay sex with you and he was like no no look here's another rapper doing it and then he showed him the video of some other rapper fucking a white guy and the guy was like no I get like gay sex is I don't want to do it and Diddy was like no no no this and he was like yeah I see it I know but I don't want to no I understand what gay sex is I just don't want to do that like to me there is nobody you could show me that I'd be like oh yeah I definitely want to do gay sex like who would that like like Joel I think for Joel for example if you showed Schwarzenegger bone in a dude he probably be like all right cool man that's what's an egg or like I'm a man I'll fucking dude I don't have that in my life where there's one dude where I'm just like oh shit that looks awesome man I want to fucking do this you got one you're asking me if there's a video somebody could show me of a man fucking another man that would make me want to fuck him yeah no exactly so that's what this is all about with this lawsuit where this guy is just like bro I don't care what rapper you're showing like I don't I don't want gay sex mmm it's the gay sex part of it it's not the rappers and all that shit so yeah you know I understand I understand odd very odd no very odd we'll see how this all shakes out though in the meantime happy eclipse day everybody hopefully wasn't as cloudy where you were today as it was here and you got to see totality or what the fuck the total eclipse of the heart what's it called yeah okay so yeah hopefully you got to see it you know thoughts and prayers out there I mean it's you know it got dark sure did and then it was not dark anywhere yeah it's like driving in a downtown Atlanta after 10 p.m. today's we got the memes as always here what do we got up first this first one's called oh for 21 okay oh for 21 oh boy oh boy read it Bob I know this is going my dad 21 and oh undefeated pro boxer okay then it's just my mom oh it's 21 nothing like a little domestic violence to start off the show is there you know we got a what we get a woman here too oh sorry about it she knows what's good for us you won't react yeah she didn't have any black eyes so apparently she learned the first time which is nice this next one's called buzz and woody buzz and woody buzz and woody there you go Bob read aloud please it's from the end of the climactic scene of Toy Story what he says buzz we missed the truck it's when they're flying and woody says or at buzz says we're not aiming for the truck and then cut to going at the twin towers yeah 9/11 now that we know who's responsible buzz and woody are responsible I think we should probably do something about it well it might be too late Tim Allen and he's still alive well they're both still alive Tom Hanks is still alive yeah so if you're looking for revenge it's those two you should be looking for yeah this section was called spare spare I actually don't remember what this is oh there we go yes the bowling one so we did a bowling one last week that was I enjoyed it this one is I don't know if it's worse or not but it's bad okay again it's the animations on the screen at the bowling alley are getting way out of hand and this guy's about to I mean this one's just like super elaborate just like two teenagers one of them has a book this is bright future on it boys no boys no I'm all involved a solid shotgun there was a banjo this is elaborate okay big fan big fan of that actually I like when people take the time to go through the whole story yeah if you're a boys in the hood fan like I am that means a lot that without that one actually meant a lot to me I would like 30 there used to be something like this 30 second movies or something oh yeah was five second on mine five second films and then there was one that was longer that was like 30 seconds or if it was they would take a whole movie and break it down into a minute long one of my favorite accounts was a account called tiny cinema they used to have fucking bangers on there as well yeah five second films was huge this is up your alley day yeah it won't take much time for sure only five seconds but yeah here we go these were great and that's the beauty of patreon fucking do this shit I am a wizard you are all dying he thinks he's running yeah five second films is great man yeah it's great this next one's called roasted and this is some comedy I don't know if they do this together all the time or not but it's they're really funny what's the name of the eight I was a combo collab Sebastian scales and Tom Georgia okay three starting yeah go on I was molested by my friend's dad was that funny Tom fell off a roof in college and now he can't speak but clearly he can still laugh the only thing harder than the concrete I fell on was your dick while being molested I'm the only guy I know who got funnier after losing the ability to speak so the dude on the right does stand up comedy it's really fun is that his real buddy there in the wheelchair yeah okay the guy the left us sit down comedy yeah what do you stand up these sketches are great but yeah this next one is called new ad dropped new ad dropped okay and it's about bow Biden bow Biden yeah all right someone took an old commercial that Bo Biden did as attorney general talking about elder abuse and put in clips of his dad hi my name is Bo Biden attorney general the state of Delaware here to talk to you about something it's very important to me and to my office senior abuse for every one of these types of crimes it's reported to our office five go on reported but two million senior Americans are affected every year and 80% 80% of these crimes are committed by family members against the so-called love we need your help seniors need your help so if you suspect that anyone is affected by any of these crimes please contact our elder abuse hotline support and I guess that's chicks on the right which is I don't know any of those people they follow us actually yeah I don't I don't know any I don't think I know any of them maybe I do not sure but that's that's funny that's a great sketch right there yeah this last one's also a great sketch and shout out the name of the comedy troupe because I think I don't know if we've done any of their stuff before but they're pretty funny this one's is called sneezing it's that's a bad idea and Cooper Tomlin's okay I think looks fantastic so far thank you ask you a few questions you know strengths and weaknesses what are some of your weaknesses I sneeze derogatory terms I don't I don't get it I got a lot of strengths though I'm always on time I'm a good team worker the only thing is out occasionally say the M were when I sneeze it it's really just bad in the spring it's the pollen I'm sure that's something you can control no I can't ask anyone what is it like Tourette's no I don't even curse or anything it's just a derogatory term I don't think I can hire you I can't I'm a hard worker it's just the ones like that in the office anywhere anything it's just the one thing I need you to get out of my office don't sorry I'll do it don't I'm sorry in advance don't you didn't even say anything great sketch who is that that's a bad idea is I think the very very good sketch yeah they've got a bunch of good ones on there and then we'll close it out with a with an eclipse when Bob if you could pull up president Donald John Trump's and Instagram right now the fact that he posted this maybe laugh my ass off dude I've probably watched this thing like five times today for the eclipse there you go and play it play that video [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh for the eclipse let's fucking go dude happy eclipse day goddamn it I love it I love when's the next one we're getting 200 years something like that I think the last version of this one was in 1803 and the next one is in 2244 okay you think people are gonna be listening to this show no but you don't think so no I think the earth probably won't exist by then no shit what do you think's gonna happen to it probably new car selves yeah 200 years come on wonder never know 200 years a long time yeah it's yeah you're right you're right it is a long time we're definitely on a new car selves you think so I think AI probably will have nuked us right on accident no on purpose I mean like it like it at what point does AI truly become sentient and then how long from that period does it see humanity as a threat right way it's gonna it's gonna it's gonna happen super fast so yeah I think so see how it goes I won't be here something give a fuck me neither oh you're fucking sixth great grandkid died and yeah well I didn't know him never met him like I'm not a I'm not a moron to think that my great great grandfather really cared you know what I was gonna turn no I've actually spoken to him he definitely didn't care about you he didn't give a shit right now okay we got confirmation of that yeah and those are some of the superpowers you gain from an eclipse well when you stare directly into it you know I did unless you're a fucking coward exactly exactly Trump stared into it today I wonder where he was sir he may be on the way looking up to the sun right now could be like what are you gonna you're gonna take five minutes off in the middle of the day I don't think so you're fired fired I agree now it's dark out all the time I like it we work today you know show goes on show goes on top story of the day IDF withdraws from south Gaza is that true yeah no shit Israel said on Sunday the six month mark of the ruinous conflict in Gaza that is withdrawing all but one brigade from the south of the enclave describing the moves an opportunity for troops to rest and retool for the next chapter of the war all right so they're just getting they're getting a little R&R no you don't um spring break is a spring break over there it could be all right but you don't pull out of an area with the intent of going back in unless you're taking heavy casualties usually so this is like probably a period of daytime they're probably gonna try to cool it off for a bit and get any remaining hostages out that would be my guess alright Israel's also getting a lot of heat now so within the past this is speculation on my part but within the past two weeks the calls to get rid of Netanyahu have ramped up again both inside and outside the country and I think he's just trying to diffuse that right now yeah it's strange I know look Biden has come out and spoken against him obviously and and so is a bunch of people in Hollywood which which I'm sure that he cares about you know I'm sure all of Israel cares what Hollywood is doing and then these protests that are happening in these cities like Chicago and San Francisco even the city council in San Francisco said stop it yeah yeah so that might have had the effect that they were hoping for maybe maybe maybe it was that one dude in Michigan it could have been him that's the next story we'll talk yeah I don't want to rule it out but Israel Defense Force has said in a statement that it's 98th commando division which consists of special ground forces had concluded its mission in the city of Khan Eunice probably not saying that right but I gave it a go and left Gaza to recuperate and prepare for future operations the drawdown announcement Sunday seemed to mirror a withdrawal of Israeli forces from Gaza City earlier this year after the army said it had dismantle Hamas brigades in the north and was pivoting to more targeted operations where are those operations then if they're pulling out of here that I don't know they may mean domestically and they may mean elsewhere like Lebanon and such oh no shit Lebanon Syria yeah okay so any shot that they're all done here and they're gonna pack up for good I have no idea I don't know what they're planning on doing I mean this is it's a difficult situation obviously and I don't know if they're gonna try to play both sides now you know what I mean try these real yeah I try to rehabilitate their image a little bit after it's like what what it feels like this announcement coming this soon after them clipping those Iranian dudes kind of feels like big brother and little brother playing around and big brother hits a little brother a little too hard and then he fucking backs off a little bit and so he doesn't tell mom that's kind of what it feels like doesn't it yeah I mean the strangest thing for me though is if well let's just take 9/11 since we were talking about earlier never forget yeah I mean we won't we won't forget it Bob we didn't stop for 20 what have you have you forgotten 9/11 yeah which one the one on January 6 because that that had the effective like 4 9/11s and I believe a couple Pearl Harbor so that's probably the one that he's referring to no but in all sincerity we went for 20 fucking years against against somebody over one event I would be hard pressed to believe they're gonna stop now for roughly you know half that number or whatever it was so why stop if you're Israel just because the rest of the world says what you're doing is immoral we didn't stop yeah well one it's not roughly half that number because if you parse it out population wise it would be like if 30,000 Israelis were killed okay right so it'd be 10 times larger than us but the problem is the persistent threat and it's a it's an interesting question to be honest like a lot of people I've seen some people concerned about this type of language because it it is somewhat similar I suppose to what people were saying about the Jews in the 30s and 40s but no one wants these so-called Palestinians in their country right because they're one there's no such thing as a Palestinian they're either Egyptian or Jordanian period that's it yeah we're we'll stop playing these fucking games but everywhere these people migrated to like they tried to fucking overthrow Jordan yep and they kicked them all out except for couple right Lebanon they don't have rights that you can't get a professional license you can't be an attorney or a doctor or anything if you're fucking so-called Palestinian Kuwait kicked every single one of them out of their country like over like 300,000 several years ago you know remember why you know why because they tried to phone an insurrection there even worse they supported Saddam Hussein after he invaded they were like collaborators no shit yeah they were like hell yeah this is cooler than Kuwait so it's like I don't think that every person in Gaza is Hamas necessarily I don't think all of them support Hamas or anything like that I mean that's modeled a thing of a sort I don't like it not every I know that not everybody in the United States supports the shit that we do in foreign policy yeah but that doesn't make the threat less Palestine is Palestinians rather so-called Palestinians are constantly trying to attack Israel and yeah maybe it's because Israel dominates them for 70 some years now right maybe that's the the problem but why stop if you're Israel like you know though you know this problem is gonna persist for fucking ever and then in another attack like this yeah it's probably gonna happen again well I guess I think if you take your foot off the gas right now yeah then you're fucked I feel like there's a decent analog to this in the West which is the US and natives right like let's say for the sake of argument that after the what was the Indian registration act or whatever the fuck it was I don't remember the name of that thing was but anyways it made the reservations and everything imagine if after that the native tribes continued persistently to attack the US instead of just like building a life or whatever the fuck which is what they did you know and then use the legal process to sue for peace and then sue for not sue literally but sue for peace and then to gain some economic traction and shit like that imagine if they just continued running rating parties on American cities what we had done you know what I mean we would have continued to white put while we would put our thumb on their and I put their put our boot on their neck of course right because you just like what's happened is happened it's not great but there was a two-state solution in place and you guys decide to attack instead multiple times right and 48 and 67 so it's like I'm not sure what you expect out of that to be honest like it's Israel cares about Israel the way the country should care about themselves yeah that's the way countries are supposed to work and if you're a good enough country with enough support enough friends then you persist and if you are somebody who gets abandoned under the thumb of your mortal enemy by everybody who looks thinks talks like you and believes like you then I mean you know that's a shitty situation but maybe maybe take that into consideration I guess if you're the PLO your Palestinian leadership or PLA or if you're Hamas or Hezbollah or any of these organizations that are that are essentially Iranian proxies maybe look around be like you know what this is not winnable maybe we should do something else maybe we should go somewhere else maybe we should change the way we think right because every single place these people have gone they've been kicked out of yeah every place and do you want that as your neighboring country I think it a bit like well there's no two-state solution that's that's no I agree what what would so if let's just say for the sake of I'm a forget about the West Bank let's just say Gaza became a country right and with its own military and all that other bullshit you really think is there any part of your rational brain that thinks they want to immediately start taking funding from Iran and attacking Israel all the time right and happening forever so let's say let's say today right now everybody votes Israel votes Gaza votes Palestine's a country now right and then two years from now they attack Israel what's Israel gonna do they're gonna fuck that place up right the same way that we fucked up Iraq in the early 90s when they invaded Kuwait right so what what's the functional difference exactly that's what I can't figure out and and I always look at it from our standpoint like let's say Mexico had done this to us there was a terrorist attack from Mexico against our country we wouldn't fucking stop until every single person was dead at that point because how can you trust them and when they're right there as you're bordering fucking nation why would you I this is gonna happen till the end of fucking time at this point which is why this is so surprising to me I didn't think they would stop until that was a fucking parking lot over there yeah you know and I mean to be fair Israel probably should have never been there in the first place right like it didn't make any sense in 40 to do this matter fact most Jews you can read you can look this up for yourself most Jews European Jews especially or even Arab Jews who they were not Zionist until well after World War II it wasn't a thing like Zionism pre-World War II was kind of a fringe position I'll say that right there was a very limited number of people who actually believed in that shit because you know Judaism is cultural right it's not religious in the same way like there are Orthodox and shit like that yeah but it's not really it's it's like being a fucking Northeastern Catholic kind of like yeah don't eat meat on Fridays unless you want to yeah it's kind of like that it's more of a cultural thing and less about the rigidity of the of the theology so that's that's the way it was back then as well but it doesn't matter what the right decision in 1948 was it fucking exists now there's millions of people there right and and I'm not sure what the expectation is do does any do do any of these fucking pro-Palestinian people really think that if Palestine becomes a country that it's this is just gonna be over do they really believe that there's no way any rational person believes that I think they do here I don't think they do there if that makes sense well no I certainly well who are the people who are they there tell me so-called Palestinians no they want to fucking destroy Israel no no it's over there but I'm saying if you ask people here about what their thoughts are if we made them of fucking free states and everything they're asking for I think Americans and a lot of Europeans will be like oh yeah I think we could give them a shot no I you can't well I mean if they want to fight for it and win but they're not gonna do that good for them they're not gonna but they're not gonna do that either so yeah I mean look if you pull out and let's say this is the end of it right and then then they move on I think it's probably two to four years before they attack Israel again you're back in the same shithole and it's the Middle East it's the continuous cycle of the Middle East that will never ever be broken yeah I mean so this is gonna be this this next stage is gonna be really interesting because when we did to Europe and to Japan what Israel is done to Gaza we had something called the Marshall Plan afterwards right general Marshall's plan to rebuild those countries we spent a lot of money doing that like half half of one of them half of one of what we didn't get all Germany oh no correct yeah yeah but we didn't the Marshall Plan wasn't just about Germany either yeah like about all Europe yeah so like Poland the Netherlands we rebuilt a lot of stuff over there and that's a that's a smart thing to do right I mean we dropped two nukes on Japan then we rebuilt a lot of their infrastructure and shit like that and there are one of our closest allies in the world now I don't know that I don't know how this works I don't either because everything we've done every action we've taken in the Middle East since the 1950s is backfired every single one of them from Iran to Saudi Arabia it's is not one thing is work is because the people in charge of those places and the the overall culture the Islamic culture from those places aren't interested in joining modernity they want a fucking global caliphate and if they want that then they're gonna have to step over my dead goddamn corpse to get it well the other part is if you compare it to what's going on in America let's take this outside of Chicago how many years has that been like that now where people are just fucking killing each other over and over again we've essentially just let it go on in this country I know Trump wanted to bring in the National Guard and Illinois the governor and the mayor fucking flipped out of Chicago to stop it where it was like all right great what's the alternative you just kill each other and so the end of time that's what the Middle East is and I'm just kind of resigned to the fact that it will never change I don't care what happens there and I don't want to waste any money time or US soldiers on it whatsoever defending this bullshit place over a god they can't see and they've never met so I don't know I don't know I don't know how you fix it over the course of the next 2,000 years when this has been going on for 2,000 years yeah I mean it's really this this whole thing is pretty goddamn silly to be honest yeah it's there there are three versions of this that are so goddamn stupid I was talking about it over the weekend and it's it's like we believe everything you do except for this one thing and you can go fuck yourself right so between Judaism and Islam for example it's it's the bastard brother and the and the the real brother right ishmeil and Isaac Jacob's two kids and it's like oh we I mean if you read the two doctrines side by side it's like fucking pretty similar yeah right because that's where they stole it from yeah you know what I mean and then you take it to the next level with with Protestantism and Catholicism more or less the same but the priesthood transference that happened between the Maccabean period Jesus and then forward so Protestants believe Jesus was the last priest of the church and obviously Catholics believe Peter was the first pope and it transferred to him and then every pope since then and of course we are correct Protestantism I've tolerated enough of even you know acting like what the Protestants believe the legitimate Bob this is what's happening in the Middle East right now yeah it's get it I was not just the Middle East in Ireland it's still Ireland is still a fractured country because of this stupid bullshit right and then the last one is just internal to Islam they they argue like Sunni and Shia is based on who the next fucking guy was after Muhammad yeah has nothing to do with what they believe no it's just about whose guy got in charge afterwards it's just what was it Peter or Jesus or was it fucking ishmeil or Isaac or was it fucking the nephew or was it did it end with Muhammad right fucking shut up yeah all the world's problems are because of these three dumb ass things that's right yeah except until recently now the climate cult and the tranny cult thing are taken over to some degree but the global problems have been about these specific three dumb ass things which is like oh fucking my team bitch I'm a cowboy on rookies look fuck guns bombs shut the fuck up you idiot it's so stupid like this whole all human beings are so goddamn dumb yeah that's why it's all gonna be over that's why I clips that hard today that's why I'm angry all the time it's not because of anything particular that's happening just because all of you are so fucking stupid that's really what it is next up you're gonna love this story then death to America chance of death to America and death to Israel rang out during a protest in a Michigan city that was recently dubbed the Jihad capital of the United States by the Wall Street Journal demonstrators gathered in the city in the commemoration of Al Cud's day am I saying that right probably not goods goods could like codes for us like the special forces in Iran you do yes you know I mean what do we call them the cunt force all right the cunt force and this is cunts day and an national day to express support for Palestine and oppose the Israel occupation of Palestinian territories protest came less than a week after seven aid workers from the world central kitchen we're killed by Israeli air strikes in Gaza yeah and a friend of a friend as well former Canadian operator when a Jake Steak's buddies was pulling security for these guys need a blown up no way is he alive no he does yeah god and play this video Bob do we know what city this is in Michigan dearborn right yeah it's dearborn man oh it's it's fucking Muslim central this is actually is in bullshit there this is actually the same place where he did a story a couple months ago maybe like six months ago yeah rid of all the gay flat yeah we were like ha ha ha ha you got the liberals don't get these brown people yeah it's like oh they what sees they hate gay people there but they also hate America I know but they live here which is fucking crazy to me so go ahead and play this welcome I said homogeneous and I quote we live in one of the raw in his countries that has ever existed on this earth it's not genocide Joe that has to go it's the entire system that has to go any system that would allow such atrocities and such devilry to a hat to happen and would support it such a system does not deserve to exist on God's earth and so when these fools ask us if Israel has the right to exist the chant death to Israel has become the most logical chant shouted across the world today now what should happen right here somebody should walk up to this dude and blow his brains out I agree how is he still alive you know Khomeini recognize that Israel is an evil settler colonialist project like I don't give a fuck about Israel realize it is a cancer you know if they want to go fight Israel be saying this shit in my country was a sacred yeah like if you want if you want Sharia law go back to the country you came from they had it they had it and then you fled of them but they retired also what's the cutoff on settler colonialism because that's basically how Islam got across the entire world is on started yeah well they don't remember the Ottoman Empire even which wasn't it didn't end it was a hundred years ago so or so it ended mmm right which is which is sooner than the US was colonizing places yeah goes back to the Islamic Golden Age which was like the 800's damn it we got some sponsors to put this shit wagon 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say whatever you want but as long as you're not making Brandenburg view Ohio is pretty clear as long as you're not saying like saying a death to Israel is not a crime but they said death to America also not a crime really yeah like it what because what he's saying is I want to uproot the social and political system we have to replace it with something else that's not a crime necessarily he's not talking about overthrowing the government he's talking about changing this is what Illinois Mar and AOC always talk about so technically that's not a crime I don't want these fucking people here no it's it's anybody for many of these Islamic countries that come over here and talk about the good old days like they should be fucking sent back where they came from every single one of them as a matter of fact if you don't say I love America and I'm glad I'm here and not there anymore and I renounce all that stupid shit that happened over there then you should get kicked a fuck out I agree ma'am which is why nobody wants to go there dearborns that place that's Biden lost to that Israel protest right yeah yeah during the primaries have fun you know it's actually interesting that I learned the other day when this video was going viral I didn't know that only 24% of Arab Arab Americans are Muslim really yeah it's like they're mostly Christian what percentage of well I mean because they're they fled right there are serious there's a lot of Syrian Christians here's a lot of regular Christians and a lot of the most of the Africans that are here are also Christian and not Arab Arab sorry Christian and not Muslim yeah because they come from Cameroon I mean they West Africa right or you need to Africa like Ethiopia and stuff like that that's a Christian that's a Christian Ethiopia's yeah I mean so that that's one of the root causes of their problem as well because there's a lot of Christians there and you know our what's her name yeah Illinois Mars family didn't like it so they started killing a bunch of people then she escaped come here oh cool yeah thank God she she got out alive yeah now she's lecturing us on sarcasm anything yeah yeah it's I'll say this once again I don't give a fuck about people to have something to say about this Islam as it stands right now globally is not in any way compatible with Western society nope sorry like there's it you can go read the the Talmud the Torah you can go read the Bible and it's entirely and you can find objectionable things in there about owning and beating slaves about rape and people murder about all this stuff nobody believes or behaves that way anymore right the only fucking group on earth that en masse is still reading their fucking thousand-year-old book and doing the crazy shit inside of it is you so shut the fuck up go back to your dirt country and shut the fuck up until you're ready to join civilization yeah motherfucker spit in your hand grab two hands full of dirt and make a fucking house for you in the in the kids that's it get the fuck out of this one I don't get it I don't fucking get it because I would love for the FBI to go there and they'd be like oh hey so about that death to America thing we go there yeah where you add on that why I here's what I think they should do right we should make two different uniforms and somebody that says that shit publicly we should just give him the fucking bad one yeah like here this is your we're all gonna meet up on the 24th at noon if you're ready right noon we can do it later in the day if that's if you need to work first and we're gonna fucking figure this all out here's your uniform because that's a shot the side you chose yeah right let's do it that way let's do it the way we've done it for thousands of years not allowing somebody to infiltrate our political system and become powerful inside of our political system when somebody comes into our political system with with divergent ideas that involve violence like this we kill them typically right launch this dude into the fucking Sun I'm surprised some some dude that still has his accent from the shit hole country he came from coming here and saying death to America he should be executed on the spot boom but brains gone the end like hey if anybody else wants to come we can start a line put some stanchions up people can walk through the line every one of them boom single shot don't waste any bullets yeah with this there's so many militias in Michigan I'm surprised nobody's picked off any of these guys for real oh well the FBI is too busy trying to frame white supremacists for kidnapping the governor up there yeah there was actually a guy who was shot and killed I was just googling this to see something for trying to burn down the mosque in Dearborn Michigan like a year ago which oh for for the militia how do you do didn't some dude shoot a little fucking Muslim kid - or something after ten seven somebody stabbed a Muslim kid to death I don't know where that was for the Israeli yeah yeah that which is obviously that guy deserves to be a little fire yes but I mean that that ideology isn't too far away from from J6 Granny though God told me to be here yeah break the law so it's like all right maybe don't see that J6 Granny dude yeah so yeah 2022 Dearborn police fatally shot in our man in Detroit Sunday Saturday morning after he fired them at the scene of a suspicious fire at a Dearborn mosque I don't get a problem with that don't try to burn people's fucking shit down yeah like that that shouldn't be your go-to and if that if that was the goal there do better you got to do better your job if you want to succeed in life you know you have something to look up up to now and you failed so I'm sorry about it that's it you lost next up guac is extra and employee had been shot in the leg over guacamole inside a Chipotle restaurant Friday night according to local reports the Chipotle employee a 21 year old man from Detroit was shot in the leg after an argument with a customer escalated look we just had this Dearborn story now we got this fucking Detroit story can we just say that it's probably just not gonna get me better up there ever again everybody's like how Detroit's making a comeback is it no probably not no it's not coming back places that are on the come up don't have people getting shot over guacamole I mean I understand it you know if you're a guac fan Thomas Huber a witness told Fox 2 I was just eating a bowl and I heard shouting and then I looked over they're arguing one of the workers went to the back I don't know why and then he was in the back the customer walked around the corner tried to grab his food and put it in a bag then the employee came back and then they started fighting and that's when we heard a gunshot and we all just ran out as quickly as we could the incidents stem from a dispute over guacamole which costs two dollars and sixty five cents extra well shit now I understand avocados are expensive bud fuck that dude they come from they only get we only get them from Mexico that's binomics man you know then yes this is totally justified to sixty five for extra guac fuck that for a what a burrito well the thing is is the guy working at Chipotle the fucking 19 year old kid probably doesn't set the prices right I'm hoping it was a manager he shot even that guy is not setting the prices it's set it's set at corporate right I think I would have slid that across the thing to him said look man I understand 265 is an in that's the cost of a fucking double whopper with cheese for Christ's sake dude like yeah that's probably worth a bullet I would say that's what happens though dude inflation and recession and you start charging people to 65 for guac fuck that dude Michael Beals who captured the shooting on video oh fuck do we have a video this time pop this up dude let's see some fucking shots fired inside Chipotle man I'd like to see this I'd like to see what their bathroom looks like as well but it's an absolute fucking paint job in there go play this dude get this camera sucks well there's that guy black look at that oh so yeah he's got a gun dude it's a black guy but it kind of seems like he's getting attacked by the the other dude tough call there tough call there but it is it is a black he's already behind the counter so you can see from the start of the video they're like dude what the fuck cuz he went behind the counter and he's just like fuck clearly he's like fuck you guys and taking this guac yeah then finally the employee is like dude get the fuck out of here what you're not supposed to do if you work in retail you basically if someone just wants to start like fingering you you kind of have to let them and call the cops after very true very true which hole are we talking about but hole it's always the but it's the customers always right kind of you know yeah and you got to let them put it in there past the second knuckle though is is a big ask I'll say that so homeboy did he get him out of there was that the worker who got him out of there drags about out of there and but the guy kicks his ass gets him on the ground I think the gun comes out around here because you start hearing like no no no like the woman sees the gun and gets upset and then he oh the guy's already on the ground at this point and he's just flexing on him like he's look clearly looking over him oh he's kicking him yeah he's he's just like this is what you get look and again 265 for guac I kind of understand this video that's a lot dude just give him free guacamole and move on with your fucking day if you work there what do you give a shit you know well you want to keep your job right so this guy's upset about two dollars and sixty five cent yeah which is about half probably of what this dickholes making per hour sure um so you can't fucking just pay 265 and fuck off there's gonna be a moment though where everybody rises up like this against against the government and what's happening and and they've had enough I got this close when they charge me 339 for that crunchy fucking taco with sour cream uh crunter up supreme nope it was just a crunchy normal supreme oh yeah yeah a normal supreme cost me 339 I thought about it well the good news is for all these people that all of these places every fast food place will be automated within five years there will be no more fast food jobs yeah probably like certain um kind of camera which ones it was I think Taco Bell might be one of them but there's a couple of fast food restaurants that have announced they're only gonna make all the all the new restaurants they build will be automated yeah there's two major ones I can't remember which ones they are but and I saw it firsthand so I was in LA a few weeks ago and it was a McDonald's like right in front of my hotel and I went to grab a a bite after the flight most of it is automated inside of there and I don't think it's for the reason you're thinking of to yes it'll save money on workers and all that other shit but the other part too is in a lot of these major cities nobody speaks English so I watched these motherfuckers who would just hopped over the border like an hour ago order off of this huge screen in McDonald's with the giant pictures at least you can just press the picture and then swipe a card or whatever it is and then you know what you're getting but the hilarious thing is there were still an employee who had to call out the number sure and they didn't know and they sat there for 40 minutes well notice you just called out their number over number because they didn't speak English you just need those cards they use at the dunk contest oh yeah I can Olympic event just hold the thing up once again by the way Waffle House way ahead of the curve on this thing yes if you had just gone there in the first place you would be dealing with any show you're all good there dude and they fight back oh yeah I mean like the Waffle House is essentially candidates for American Ninja Warrior yeah right but they're down on their luck but they still got the skill it's it's minor league for UFC training yeah where you're just like all right cool man can you are you good enough for the UFC start a Waffle House well that's a lot so a lot of people have these origin stories for how they got involved in fighting a lot of people or college or high school or college wrestlers what other fuck didn't Max Holley say he got into fighting because he was playing video games or some shit like that don't go no he would learn moves though through the USC yeah that that's probably not true but you know there's origin stories I feel like Waffle House though I feel like instead of this Roadhouse movie they just made which was terrible I mean I haven't I've haven't seen it so maybe it's great every single review I've seen is like what the fuck is this bullshit yeah so instead of a dude leaving the UFC and going to fucking a bar somewhere to be a bouncer maybe the story is he goes to be a line cook at Waffle House right and he's not particularly good at it yeah so he gets a lot of complaints I like I mean like if you're trying to toughen your kid up don't send him to Ray cashcare for the little gay fucking military stuff that's that's nothing that's not this is somebody yelling at you get him involved in some knife fights at Waffle House yeah six if send your 16 year old to be a cook at Waffle House mmm right if he's got a little attitude problem and then that'll do it well that'll fucking do it for sure tough in a mile is what it will next up can you smell what the rock is cooking the rock went on Fox News over the weekend and said he wasn't happy with the state of the country he continued to say that he was hopeful we could get back to getting this country back on track but then he lamented that's the fact that he endorsed Biden in 2020 and then obviously you can play the tape here Bob he also got chokeslam by the undertaker at yeah this last did you see that by the way the WrestleMania yeah I was surprised undertaker was that I was like what the fuck yeah he's got a legacy contract who came back taker seen a oh yeah yeah rock bottom then yeah play this tape ww is bigger than ever right now Logan Paul was great you happy with the state of America am I happy with the state of America right now well that answers no do I believe we're gonna get better I believe in that I'm an optimistic guy and I believe we can't get better the endorsement that I made years ago with Biden was one I thought was the best decision for me at that time and I thought back then when we talk about hey you know I'm in this position where I have some influence and it's my job then I felt like that then it's my job now to exercise my influence and share with this this is who I'm gonna endorse am I gonna do that again this year that answers no yeah look his entire audience is right whether or not he wants to admit it or not Hollywood is left and he was trying to appease them but I think you just did I did so the point he's making is that he shouldn't have used his influence the way that people in his position expect they should use their influence right like Hollywood people preaching to about other to other people about how to vote and shit like that and he took a lot of heat for it over the weekend I mean he got lit up by pretty much ever any lefty fucking cunt that has anything to say about anything definitely chimed in on this and I get you could probably call that an apolitical message right like he didn't endorse anybody like he said he's not going to you actually but doing it on Fox News is a message in itself right and then saying that you're not happy with the state of the country is a message in itself and then saying that you regret endorsing Biden and not just saying endorsing anyone also sends a message yeah right so I mean he's saying it without saying it which is kind of a bitch move frankly well and we talked about this on yesterday's show as well with the rock in particular so I think his biggest issue this is me personally Hollywood is dying they're not making any more movies and TV shows and everything else live sports though is through the roof and Netflix just signed a $10 billion deal he's a chairman of the board on WWE WWE is back dude I mean everybody's posting clips and all that other shit Logan Paul was great by the way over the weekend undertaker came back John Cena Roman Reigns now you have the rock back WWE is gaining in popularity not that it really fell off that much but it was missing some superstars now you got some superstars back in it and no he's not gonna piss off 95% of the WWE I personally think the rock himself is just going where the money is right now and that's what everybody does usually over time but yeah him coming out and making these statements is gonna piss off everybody in Hollywood because we're heading down what are we seven months away now yeah seven months from election day I can promise you this his agency and and everybody else probably wants him to go and tour around and do the speaking engagements for Biden and all that other shit just like all these other celebrities are gonna do we're gonna see that throughout the summer and the fall and the rest of the fucking year until the election day he's out now he's not gonna be able to do that because if he shows up at a fucking Biden rally WWE fans are gonna riot yeah I mean they should have the first time they did I mean do you remember his social media feed I mean he got torched he got absolutely fucking torch for endorsing Biden and it was over and over it was so relentless that it went on for like a year and a half on his post of like it didn't matter what he was doing out what do they want him to be do they want him to be a political or they're like or do they want him to endorse Trump who's they by the way his fans right so I here's my here's and here's the biggest overall issue with what he did in 2020 now like Dan said earlier now you can't win on either side in my opinion and if he just never would have said anything at all in 2020 let people think whatever they're gonna think and this goes back to the old adage it was a famous quote by Nicholson and Jordan back in the day Jordan said Republicans buy sneakers too so I'm not gonna go out and do the shit and that was what Jack Nicholson said back in the day is Republicans buy fucking movie tickets so no I'm not gonna come out and endorse anybody the rock is so globally beloved that was his first mistake in 2020 now he can't go back and correct in 2024 like Dan said because he's gonna piss off the others well I think what the rock is doing here has nothing to do with film or television or the WWE I think he wants to run for office why do to but that's not gonna happen until at least 28 not I don't mean president I think he wants to run for Senate or something like that I think he's gonna I think he'll eventually run for president maybe but I think he's gonna run for Senate probably in 26 that'd be my guess and this is part of it you don't you don't go from nothing to you know he's not Donald Trump I'm sorry he's just not right you don't go from never serving anywhere politically right into the presidency even Obama pretended to be a senator for a year you don't think he'll win but let me let me ask you guys if the rock ran for president yes for no he's not a serious person I would never ever I will never vote for a celebrity for political office ever not unless he was in another political position for some time and showed extreme confidence in that position that's the only way you know if he runs is he gonna be a face or a heel wow you got to be a heel yeah those are more fun heel rock yeah I'll vote for president yeah I think he's got to be right if he just showed up to every campaign rally like he did the other day and just roast everybody in the crowd call him a bunch of fucking fat losers and shit yeah I would vote for him for sure I don't care what his politics are it's what Trump did what's this clip what do you got here now we're on patreon right yeah it's a WWE though you have to show it yeah we'll play the audio I just play the audio he might handle China well I think Xi Jinping might have trouble dealing with the rock okay let's do who did who's gonna step now Mick if you need further clarification let the rock tell you in Chinese Chinese people's champ right there dude when he said that that place went bug bug dude trying to fuck you he could win I think you go I'm not kidding dude and I think as we get further and further on down the road give it 28 or 32 I think he could win what's he he's what in his 50s right now everyone can win now I think so too the floodgates are open I think so too I think Oprah could have won I think Michelle Obama could have won this election it's just a popularity contest at this point and he's good at it so yeah I I genuinely believe that he could win at some point not now but four years absolutely so would it surprise me if you ran in four years no who are we gonna have in four years Ron DeSantis boring he's gonna win if the rock ran as a Republican would you vote for Ron DeSantis the rock I wouldn't vote for either one of those people right as things stand right now yeah but it's mostly because DeSantis is doing the shit that we talked about on fake news last I'm saying so four years is a long time I think he's an authoritarian just like everybody else I don't know anything about the rock politically except for he makes bad decisions about who's gonna endorse but again like Delco said if he plays at the whole thing he'll I'm in I know right like be anti everything I would have voted for Hulk Hogan back in the day before he said the N word you know they stock went up with me it went down on that sex tape we saw a food like a pig I didn't like that dude just you're still Hulk Hogan you know did you have a couple extra you know crunchy tacos maybe that night I don't know I don't know what happened before he fucks his best friend's wife but I would have voted for him if he came out so I'm a real American at the fucking rally I would have gone nuts dude as a kid I'd go nuts now I fucking tear my shirt off and vote for yeah I mean again I think that should be the national anthem I've said that a couple times yeah what's the rocks theme song is he have a good one if you can you smell what the rock is cooking play it just I don't really remember I remember John Cena's very well I don't know what John Cena's is oh yeah your time is up my time is now the Rock is cook up I think there's better John Cena's is really good no nothing nothing will ever beat Stone Cold though right well I got hope I get Hogan in one no way and I got Stone Cold - the glass break yeah I did not not even close I got Undertaker at three under I top three Undertaker at three Hogan at two but Stone Cold is one and it's not there's no argument there play play that dude let's let's have the audience time if you're on patreon right now right in the comments after you have to hear the show what is your favorite fucking coming out song I love it I'm just saying it's not one it's what it's not it's one real American do it can you imagine so it's the state of the union and everybody's fucking hanging out and all of a sudden you hear the glass break and Trump comes out with two fucking Coors lights and slams together I mean yeah I mean I'm in I'm in I'm in degeneration X is one by the way I'm just saying it's definitely not but I you're right though DJN should be in the top three or four it's it's up the top five it's up there with Hogan I got I got I still got real American at one I shit I get Undertaker at two I think and I got this at three I got Stone Cold at three Undertaker stone cold fucking I got it three is ridiculous man is it yes that's ridiculous I mean just the I am real I'm to this day I get a fucking boner I get a goddamn eclipse boner to that dude I'm a real American my Hulk Hogan come on dude I got stone cold at three I'm sorry and I love you stone cold I do but Undertaker's - Hogan one and then boom what's that what's that what about Goldberg I don't remember Goldberg's it was like kind of like a movie score play Goldberg's play Goldberg's real quick and he's just chant his name Goldberg yeah I like the chant I just don't remember the song all natural that's good but it's too cinematic yeah here's the way you should judge it imagine the imagine that it's the state of the union and everybody's already been introduced except for the president yeah waiting for the president to come in I mean either I will say either one either one would be good hulk hulk or stone cold and that scenario would be good sounds like the came of thrones music Bob give me I'm a real American here I got to hear it now the audience needs to hear it they fucking deserved it it's eclipse day let's give the people what they want give me I'm a real American is Joel tell me you don't get fucking bricked up dude is Joel still here I he got he got eclipse yeah he was back in the trailer I can maybe trailer melted yeah he may be dead nope I got I need to hear from the beginning of it dude this is his official ww well that's also not real American yes yeah and that's how good he was he had two entrances mother fucker well that's how bad the song was no I am a real American dude yeah that's the one with them playing the guitar is the one and so my fellow America who cut this video I think the WWE I love it ask what you can do for your country yeah oh god listen to that fuck you mom dad that's it that's what yeah but you don't play it's one here's this this is the national this is the anthem for all Americans right so here there's the national anthem and there's hail to the chief as a two separate thing sure so hail the chief should be stone cold and this should be the national it's all I'm saying okay I'll give that to cuz I imagine like seriously I'm gonna have Joel cut this it's Trump going into the fucking state of the Union first first day of the union gonna put stone cold music over it and you can see exactly what it will do both that way the audience can decide what he needs to do there what about the Triple H water spit moment it's like the water spit is nice but it's not a theme song like you need to I also good yeah his things are good I think the degeneration ex stuff we use if we go to war oh yeah cuz like fucking tell people to suck it and shit like that that's a that that should be the second the Secretary of Defense should be in charge of that I agree I agree god damn it dude this was an unexpected boner today I love fucking a UB like that dude I love a good old-fashioned UB an unexpected boner man fuck I got ripped up over that song I don't know if I'm gonna be able to complete the show to be honest with you damn I'll try next up how to sabotage a country about 200,000 deportation cases have been thrown out by immigration judges huge shock according to a new report published by the transactional records access clearing house track researchers evaluated data from January 2021 to February 2024 and found that 200,000 asylum or other immigration cases cases were dismissed because the Department of Homeland Security didn't file the proper paper work with the courts in time for the scheduled hearings why bother anymore is any of this shocking by the way these are 200,000 cases if I get iced again do live on camera Jesus Christ bro that's intense um these are 200,000 like cases in progress so this isn't I illegally crossed the border I got an NTA and now it's just not gonna be adjudicated these repeat these are actual cases against people 200,000 of them yeah so this included mass releasing illegal foreign nationals in the country who were given a an NTA before immigration court in 2023 the center square first reported that Hondurans who illegally entered the country were being released by board patrol agents after giving them NTA's I talked about it way before 2023 and they their court dates are in North Carolina for some reason in 2026 yeah right three years later in a different fucking state internal part of the country by the way it's into the interior NTA's state the individual listed on it have interview as illegally and are subject for removal and then ice went through the process and it's not on Honduran but I'll use this one as example ice went through the process of looking into this specific person and see it if they were eligible for expedited removal which means there's something other than just being here illegally in today's world right that warranted that and 200,000 of those cases just got thrown out by immigration judges because they didn't do the paperwork correctly 200,000 human people humans human beings that should not be here are just here now because whoopsie like not with the fuck so so here's a Honduran NTA obtained by center square states the following you're arriving you are an arriving alien the Department of Homeland Security alleges that you won or not a citizen or national United States to you're a native of Honduras and the citizen of Honduras three on or about May 2nd, 2023 you applied for admission in the United States at Brownsville, Texas port of entry for you're an immigrant not in possession of a valid unexpired immigrant visa reentry permit border crossing card or other valid entry document required by Immigration and Naturalization Act on the basis of the foregoing it is charged that you are subject to removal from the United States pursuant to and then lists the fucking laws now my contact to Border Patrol says that this is from that the data that we're going to get over the next two years is about 20 times this many people that's how many of these cases they're being told are going to be thrown out because they process these people and then they elevate the case to the immigration judge to the court for prosecution and they're being told that 20 times this amount are going to get thrown out over the next several years right so that means four fucking million people and we see who's crossing the border it's all dudes yep it's all dudes from places that we don't want people coming here military age males the only shocking statistic about this article here is that it's not more 200,000 seems low to me well that's old data okay like the stuff that's getting processed right now that they're also going to throw out it's for about four million people because all this is about half by the way of the illegals that have come here of course but all the shit that they keep bitching about on the left as far as what they need to do to fix immigration everything else we need to hire more judges more judges more judges more judges to process these people no just shut down the fucking border that's it just shut it down shut it the fuck down otherwise yeah these people are overwhelmed they don't really give a shit it's kind of like the Chipotle worker right there I just would have given them the fucking guac at that point and I'm sure these judges are the same way where they're like dude give these people the guac and get them out of my fucking just get them out of here I just want to go home I don't want to see these grimy dirty fucks walking around pretending like they know people or have family members here are that they're even going to show up for a court hearing in four years it's not going to happen so who gives a shit the whole thing is fucking broken but yeah that four million sounds about right 200,000 seems real goddamn well so get ready it's gonna get worse what if Biden wins again we're yeah I think if Biden were to win again you might see some states to see there's something like that I wouldn't be shocked to see that I wouldn't either but how long can wheelchair hold on and keep doing shit down here well he's sitting down so that saves a lot of energy it just sure does but I think isn't there are term limits on Texas governor right bomb yeah they're pretty sure there are there every governor I think you can only serve two terms as governor what do you think I can serve more than that he's on his third is he 100% you get four do you get four there which I'll check is I want to see if another tree falls in the in the woods what happens there is a guy get knocked out of his wheelchair man I don't know I mean is the tree trans right could be if the tree isn't black and trans do you even hear if there are there no limits oh I thought no limits for for Texas yeah he's gonna hang bro and he's gonna wheels the loneliness they're gonna they're gonna like slowly replace all of his body parts with more upgraded technology fuck yeah and then by like 2050 we're gonna have governor wheelchair like for real wheelchair he's just part of the chair now yeah the wheels of steel brother be fucking dope fuck yeah for that guy he's a full-on transformer that's what he is dude he turns into the goddamn wheelchair and then just rolls down the right down to the border son of a bitch dude yeah he'll be there forever I don't see anybody knocking that guy off and what the fuck else is he gonna do he's in a fucking wheelchair border so if you remember the last two Texas governors didn't like weren't just like I've had enough I'm retiring they both ran for president that's right it was Bush in 2000 Rick Perry yep oh big dick Rick that's right yeah Rick Perry and then Abbott succeeded Perry just kidding remember when he couldn't remember the apartment of it oh yeah yeah yeah wasn't that long ago yeah I don't think we have a wheel we've only I think Texas has only had four governors in the last 30 years and Richard was before Bush and she served for a while as well so yeah yeah there's no tournaments or anything she had a snatch problem I think actually I got sewed up in the middle of the night her pussy I sewed up yeah Bob you didn't hear about them we'll look that up what's your name and frame it was a jealous relative who sewed over vagina in the middle of the night and see you should use like I think velcro is probably more appropriate so you know what you can hear it like you that's can you imagine if you had a velcro plus anytime anytime which would be both good and bad right if you're trying to be sneaky and have sex in public it would probably not be the best thing but if you were trying to get your duties in the other room playing video games and you just hears that fucking velcro you know we are yeah it would bring all the boys to the yard for sure are you looking for velcro pussy what are you looking for what is this I'm just trying to find a vagina in his own shed but this is some sort of oh it's a uterine prolapse that's a new one the whole uterus damn dude oh my god wow I did it to myself today I know the whole thing just pop it out god damn it how you're able to look at this shit all day long I just nuts to me can't seem to get it off the screen yeah you never can you never can thankfully we're on our last story of the day here San Francisco plans to sue retailers a San Francisco lawmaker introduced a proposal that would require grocery stores in the city I'm can't do it today I got a clips very fucking hard I'm stroking out today I can't fucking do it today a San Francisco lawmaker introduced a proposal that would require grocery stores in the city to provide six months of notice before closing a store and explore a replacement supermarket at the vacated location there's no way we're at this point here Dean Preston a member of the San Francisco board of supervisors introduced what he calls the grocery protection act which is based on a proposal the board approved in 1984 that was vetoed by then San Francisco mayor Diane Feinstein rest in peace to her she's dead yeah she's dead Preston's a proposal would require grocery store owners to provide six months written notice to the board of supervisors here to get out of the fucking thing are we there yet this this is real huh it's like we're not going to enforce the law to protect it like that's the per the purpose of government is the same as the purpose of masculinity it's to provide safety and security so we can all operate independently and do our thing that's the purpose of it right yeah it's not meant to tell people what to do and shit like that it never has been it's just made like it can imagine government as a city wall to keep bears out and shit yeah but then they're like oh we're gonna let in the bears sorry but you can't leave bitch that's wild man it's wild to in a city that they just refuse to protect in any way any meaningful way not just from crime and shit too but from literal human feces right and they're like well sorry like you can't leave yeah I mean we we're not gonna protect you but you also can't leave so you're kind of fucked yeah like that there's no contract there's no business contract in the world like that let's say you've got a retail store and you're in a shopping mall and the shopping mall doesn't meet the contractual requirements you know what I mean you can leave you can break your lease and leave that's how it works that way always but let's say this let's say a grocery store wants to shut down they're forced to stay open for another six months somebody gets robbed and shot and killed in there from the grocery store I would sue the city and be like well dude you made me stay open I wanted to shut this down for crime but now you made me stay open yeah the only way to handle that is to is to attack the city like get everybody from your target together yep pitchforks chainsaws that 2x4 with a nail through it mm-hmm I think is one of them and then torches and then target victimizes the city and then target becomes the city yeah target takes over San Francisco we stop calling it San Francisco nobody cares about Saint Francisco anyways no right and target takes over that city yeah and it's like oh you're going to target and you mean the store or California target California no a target California yeah yeah we're gonna go there on and eat some Chinese food yeah they have a really nice Chinatown and target California are you guys flying into TGT tonight yeah yeah I got a flight to TGT to me that's the only thing that makes sense same like if you're if you're not gonna if you're the one in charge this is and by the way I this is usually how it works you're the one in charge but you're not doing your job and securing things properly some like nature reports of vacuum somebody's gonna come in there and take that over mm-hmm maybe you should be target I I vote for it I think we're good now it's time for the drink a bro the week I want you to stay here because I've got a gift for what's his name come on up first you were you were back here earlier yeah yeah yeah come on up for drink a bro the week we're gonna do this a tad differently you can keep the camera on me Delco if you want to so you're gonna come up you're actually gonna sit my chair you're gonna sit my chair and then I'm gonna re-ice you because you just did it to me so fuck off you don't need to kneel down I don't think that's part of it anymore I think once your past 40 you don't have to kneel anymore because you've got hips and back problems and shit like that can we get can we get a vote on that I feel like it's house rules right so I always felt like my grandma didn't go to heaven because she stopped kneeling at church yeah you're Catholic right and you guys are delusional they don't think I'm going to happen anyway so it works out you're definitely not going to have it if you listen to this show fair I think that's probably a fair assumption to make what's your name Steve Raythel what Steve Raythel Raythel Raythel Raythel Raythel with an out sorry RAE THEL how much trouble you guys trying to get me in well I don't know you said it three times so is beetle juice gonna show up now hopefully is there a Raythel beat of juice where you guys in from so we're driving cross country right now from Cali going back to Florida back to Florida yes what part of Florida Daytona Beach oh shit so you guys are like super white trash then oh you don't even know fuck yeah dude yep that's why she's having so much fun back there yeah your wife's having more fun than you I think that's which is you know the dog I don't know about the dog but rabbits doing okay he's having a girlfriend not wife yet lips yeah yeah we'll see how that goes yeah we you mean the dog or the the wife I haven't reached that level yet so just the girlfriend okay yep who do you want to give drinking bro the week to you so it's got to go to her Caroline yeah she during the cross-country trip I was like hey by the way you might if we stop by Austin there are these guys the drink it bros the generates I'll probably fit right in she's never met you guys before hasn't really listened to the show either but it was one of those things what did you listen any episodes on the way here we haven't no I wanted her to walk in blind then she's had probably just as much fun if not more from from listening to you guys then I did well then that's probably a good sign I suppose she's cheaper good or bad I don't know good for you probably bad for her yeah yeah yeah but she fits right in it works out well good and what do you guys do I mean you don't you don't have to say where you work or anything like that because we're we've already reached out to them yep and let them know that you're gonna be on the shoulder there listening right now so if you want to say anything just look into that camera right there so yeah she's in the apparel industry I'm in military you're currently in the military for a little bit longer as soon as I get there I'm clicking the button oh good for you congratulations I appreciate it leaving the military is the best thing I ever did there that's what I'm really excited for as well good do we have anybody else who wants to come up here one more dickhead thanks for coming enjoy the booze yeah yeah two more come on let's go boys yeah take your fucking time I'm gonna live forever Jesus Christ it's not like we got a plane to catch we're flying directly into the Sun today so you guys can't be stopped what do you bring there would have been little tequila oh nice yeah I picked it up in Mississippi I'm actually I drove here from New York why I'll go into Lackland I'm going to school a military oh word you're in the Air Force I mean what's the school you're going to you I integrate the fence course the integrated defense course with us I mean I have no idea honestly oh shit I was kind of like well and told be like hey you guys are going you're going so I was like all right cool let's go where in New York Long Island I live on Long Island oh so you're in the guard or some shit yeah I'm gonna match you so I'm actually age you are so I'm full time okay cool what do you do I'm security forces so I'm MP fucking pigs I said no cops sorry Bob your piece of shit Bob supposed to start he's the widest human being on earth so usually they're pretty good at stopping cops yeah I've got cops to shoot people for me yeah it's awesome they just listen they don't ever stop listening to me um yeah man I left on Friday from New York I drove here so I left Mississippi this morning about 5 30 in the morning sweet and I made it like a point to come here because I listened to you guys well thanks for coming who's your drinker brother week so I actually gotta give it to my kids so they're pretty much I have a son who's eight and my daughter's four so they're pretty much inspiring me they pretty much every day to like keep going sweet what are they into you so my son is uh to soccer and so is my daughter oh shit yeah because what about were you in the soccer they just get into I'm into soccer because I'm Spanish on the Tito oh that's racist so you got a racist cop up here shocking shocking yeah we got one more thanks for coming the appreciate you thanks for the booze we've got one more one more we're gonna cap it off with a white again um we had a racist be had a racist cop on so now we have a boy what's your name my name is Brett straddle say it again Brett straddle hmm one more time I'm sorry no don't do it again I know I'm trying to get everybody to say it three times oh man um where you in from I'm actually in from Colorado Colorado did you come here for the eclipse no no work brought me here and by happen chance I was like I've got time I'm gonna go see these people over here and see what what do you do for work I am a safety manager for construction company oh word um and whereabouts are you working right now is it in Austin or did you drive down here somewhere so I'm just here to do some training I just started with a new company moving to California and so wait you're moving to California no out okay good for you yeah that's a I mean Colorado's not that much better these days but yeah I family reasons is what brought me to Colorado's Pacific or I'd be in Florida here so and you try the booze yes have you had it before today I have but only the strawberry shortcake one odd oddly enough so all the flavors that I've tried today I'm stunned how good they are yeah they are really good and we've got but Ross do we know when I don't know when green apples coming out yeah so like summertime green out green apple be out we've got some other stuff planned as well who's your drinker brother week so I have to one is my fiancee she's amazing she's back in Colorado right now with my son and our dogs and our ducks and our chickens and all the other damn things she's got to help me take care of all I'm gone she's been amazing and supporting me in my sport and all the different things that I do she's also happens to be a veteran as well as myself and then the other ones is I happen to race pro motocross and I get to give back to veterans by teaching them to ride better and do these different things and I for me motocross saved my life after post-military I did it before and entered in afterwards right and so for me getting to teach these guys is something amazing the better mex community veteran mex foundation is somebody that that I work with and so it goes out to all those guys and specifically a couple of their people their directors which would be Mark Hode and then the Southwest specific directors which is Joe Best and then Pete Lindquist their amazing people they go above and beyond when the veterans in need and they're need that phone call talk that gun in their mouth or whatever it is they'll pick up the phone I don't care what time of time it is and those are the people that mean the most to me in this world so what's the name of the organization again the veteran MX foundation so veteran motocross foundation so what this their website can you bob look up the website for that veteran MX I'm sure it's probably that dot order some shit yeah somewhere on there might be better motocross to it might be fully spelled out so veteran MX dot com so you guys you see their slogan that is me ride an amazing organization we get to put these guys on there and as you know Dan mmm there's stuff that happens when we add adrenaline to our body after military service that really helps and this is something that saved my life and my opinion and a lot of those people that I just named during both week same explanation so great organization highly recommend you go check them out and my drink bros of the week is to them and and to those specific individuals because they go above and beyond every that's a good one that's better than you fucking assholes oh my kids or whatever that's that's great yeah you guys go check that out thanks for coming today yeah they go all for coming coming and join the eclipse with us God it was such a great four and a half minutes of it being dark in the middle of the day can you imagine can you imagine seeing that with your own eyeballs I got dark in the middle of the day and all these assholes are standing outside staring up at the fucking sky you know the government's probably doing something behind our backs when this was happening oh yeah dude they were definitely reaching into our wallet I've had a lot of eclipses in my life this one was the best fuck up today what made it the best would you say I think it was the cloud cover it wasn't as bright as it used last time I stared up in the sun fucking thing I trumped it and I felt a sharp pain in my skull for for a good hour well that's because you stared directly into the Sun yeah and it's your your ocular nerve is is burning it was melting inside your head but here there was a nice cloud cover so I could really get a nice gander at that goddamn thing without ruining anything so I think that's what it did it for me today I feel like Trump probably stared directly into this one probably right I hope he did Bob our Border Patrol guy sent us a picture and it's for our three Mexicans and a Border Patrol guy and they gave him fucking glasses of course they did the Border Patrol they like they're all in cuffs to the I'm not gonna show it because I don't know anybody but they're all in cuffs and shit and like two of the three Mexicans are wearing a glass of the other guys just squinting up at this guy and he said that's Ross yeah that's the extra good Ross sure yeah that sounds right sure is dude I looked right at it today yeah I looked right at it today we appreciate it sooner than kids go to iTunes rate the show of five star and leave a quick review also head on over to Spotify it's just a five star and you can walk away we'll be live throughout the rest of the week in Nashville in Atlanta and then from the Masters probably Thursday or Friday weather pending but rainers shine we will be here every single day for Dan the day Anthony Holloway I'm Ross Patterson 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