Who Knew It with Matt Stewart
113 - Sez.com.au and Luke Warlow
Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This episode features Sez (Australia's no.1 artist and poet) and Luke Harlow (Sunbather)!
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- Duration:
- 1h 33m
- Broadcast on:
- 11 Nov 2024
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Hello, Matt here, letting you know that I've got some shows coming up in Brisbane. We're doing a live, who knew it, and I'm also doing a stand-up show in my show, Ding, at the Caxton Street Festival in the 19th of October. And then I'm going to be in Geelong, working on an hour of new material on the 31st of October at the brewery there. Geez, I'm looking forward to that. Then, of course, I'm flying over with my friends, Jess and Dave, to do a tour of Europe, for Dewgo On, but at the end of that tour, I'm doing three who knew it shows with stand-up as well. In London on the 17th of November, Leicester on the 21st of November, and Edinburgh on the 23rd of November. Cannot wait to do all of these shows. Hopefully, we'll see you there. You can find tickets at mattstuitcomedy.com. Mattstuitcomedy.com. To remind you that 60% of sales on Amazon come from independent sellers, the former Bob of Princeton Popcorn. Howdy. We'll read 60% of this ad. Fire away, Bob. Small business owners like myself are growing their businesses faster on Amazon. By getting help with things like shipping. Shop small business on Amazon. Especially Princeton Popcorn. Amazon, everyday better. Welcome to Who Knew with Mattstuit, the show of the guest throughout the wrong answer. I'm the titular Mattstuit on our first guest is Australia's number one artist and poet. It says... Oh my God, guys, thank you so much for having me here. I am really busy as Australia's number one artist and poet, so... Booked in blessed. Booked in blessed, but this is my favorite podcast, you know? I had to come on. Yeah, I don't know how to get the schedule. That means a lot. I mean, I had to book in like 12 months in advance. Yeah. Yeah. It should have been 18, but we made an exception in the team, you know? Thanks so much to your team as well. They've been really, really great to deal with. Yeah. Well, I wish I could say the same, but, you know, shout out. We love you. Shout out. That's someone actually I asked our listeners a while ago, any guest suggestions and some says says.com.au and I was so confused, but to find out you're a real person was actually not just a website. Really great. You think I'm a real person? Whoa. Thanks, man. I needed to hear that today. Whoa. Our second guest this week is from the dream pop band Sunbather. It's Luke Wallo. Thank you. Thank you. Hello. I mean, I normally think of you as John Wallo's son, but yeah, that's how most people refer to me. Yeah. As a more important person than I am. Absolutely. Whereas I have the lukewarm name of Luke. Apparently. Oh my God. With wall name. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's cool. You've only just told me your dad's name is John before. Are you an apobe? Have you have some sort? No, my dad has. Is he the manager of Sunbather or something? Yeah. He's the manager. He also started just music in Australia. In general. Oh, really? Yeah. He's like Gudinski's dad. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. He's also known as John Wallo's son. Yeah. Yeah. It got confusing. So, yeah. That's why he died. Yeah. But unlike Cez. No. Got that mushroom group hookup, but it's not mushroom. Is it? What's your dad's music company called? Luke Wallo's dad's music label. Okay. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to hit your dad up. That's for sure. That's awesome. There wasn't much in the way of needing to book ahead of time with me. I was available on the day, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You were just walking past the building. Yeah. I was hanging out the building. Yeah. Any free spots? I don't know if you needed a drop-in. Yeah. Yeah. And finally, you guys let me in. So, thank you. Hey. It's been a pleasure. People who listened to previous episodes, which I think probably most of them would have. Yeah. They would have heard you on episode 100 where you were the scorekeeper. Yes. And you also, you let us play your song at the end and people loved it. Yeah. Did they? Yeah. Good response. Got a lot of love for it. That is great. That is good to hear. It's a real, it's a dream pop song. It is a dream pop song. Yeah. It's called Holiday, I believe. Yeah. And yeah, thanks for putting it on. And for, you know, as we spoke about it and intimidating me to make you play that in the credits. So. Yeah. I think I intimidated you. Yeah. It was scary. Yeah. Oh, there we go. There's some behind the eyes of this guy. Yeah. I fucking knew it. I put up this. Yeah. And so. And it didn't. That was pretty much all it took. He was like, come on. Yeah. Old timey boxing stance. Yeah. And that was it. And so, I don't know what's going to happen at the end of this episode yet, but I'm scared. But maybe another. Have you got any new singles to let me do our beat out of you? A. We're very much in the studio the minute. We just had like a big, intensive working on a new album for like the three weeks straight, which was bloody awesome. And so stuff with that will be coming out next year. We're very excited for it. But I don't think you're going to get any, you know, pre-releases just yet. Okay. Maybe when it's closer to coming out. This sounds like a guy who could be bullied into releasing another song. My arm is apparently very twistable. Yeah. We're just like a first draft. Yeah. Why? It was not ready. It was not ready. He heard. Yeah. I'm sorry. He's very intimidating. So the way the show works is to ask a relatively obscure trivia questionnaire contestants after I'm convincing fake answer. I then read their answers. Well, as a real one, the guests then have to choose which one is correct. And the first question comes from listener James Tregarth from North Wales. And the question is, what does Jim crack mean? And while they're writing their answers, I'll explain how the scoring works. So you get one point. If your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant and another point, if you correctly guess the answer. By the way, I'm also playing as the house and I've put into my own fake answers for each question without the question writers and I'll get a point for each one of these that I guess choose. So each of us can go up to two points per round, which seems fair, but the probability actually faves me. The house. That's according to a mathematician listener, anyway, and I've just fully taken his word for it. But to even things up, I give the guests triple points in the final round, which I do not get. And our questions come from our great Patreon supporters. If you want to submit a question sign up on any level by patreon.com/2gonpod linked in the show notes and hey, while I've got you, why not follow us on Instagram, Facebook, etc. at who knew it pod, I've been filming episodes, we're filming this episode right now. And I believe I will probably put a clip up from it. I believe that. Hey, it looks like the answer to question number one, which is what does Jim crack mean? Here are your options. Damage caused by dropping a heavy weight on the floor from too high. Dudes who drink electrolytes and do weights only at the gym or a special type of crack that only men with J names can take that makes them stop gaslighting women from 23 to 28. Those two. I can mean both of those things. Oh, fuck it. Is that Oxford? Who's that? I think that's. I think that might be OED. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good memory and Webster. Talk to it. The pocket dictionary. Yeah. Slang term for steroids used by Jim Junkies. I tried to be there on the surface, but badly made and of no real or permanent value or the Kraken's gifted son named Jim. Oh. Jim crack. Jim crack. Oh, okay. Jim crack. Okay. Says, do you want to have first crack here? Damn. Okay. That's a lot. That's a lot. Yeah. That is a lot. It's a lot to sort through there. So you got the damage caused by dropping a heavy weight. You got the dudes who drink electrolytes and do weights only at the gym and then the second option. It's supposed to be doing weights not only. Where would you rationale with this says? I hate it. No one's saying "says". Yeah. No one is saying "says". No one's saying "says". Yeah. I feel like the last one where it was like, "Wait, Kraken, what was that one again?" The Kraken's gifted son named Jim. I kind of feel like it's that because that feels like a riddle, like some kind of medieval vibe and that could be like a really old, old word. We don't know about from that time, like you know, "goth", "doth", but it's Jim Krak. That sounds like it belongs in the same way of speaking. So you're going to go. Kraken's gifted son named Jim. Yeah. It's like a character in a limerick or something like that. Yeah. 100%. Old school stuff. Shout out. Shout out. Shout out to the bards. Amen. That's really nice. Basically sitting there actually. What do you think Luke? So we had guys who only lift weights in the gym, and drink electrolytes, and do voids, and... Yeah, gaslight. Gaslight women from the age of 20... If they have a J-name for 23, 28, 20, quite a specific one. That is highly specific. I think a term like that though, you would need to shorten down, because it's quite cumbersome to refer to people in that full... Yeah. So you would need to shorten that to Jim Krak. However... Yeah. I don't know. I smell fish with that. I smell fish. I smell fish. I smell fish. I smell fishy. I smell fishy. I smell a fish. I smell a fish. I smell a fish. I smell a fish. I smell a fish. I smell a fish. I smell fish. That's awesome. That is awesome. That is better, I think. Yeah. The red smell. Fish smell. Fish smell. Yeah. Fish smell. Yeah. Fish smell. Yeah. I smell a fish. I smell the fishes, guys. You don't need to be this rude to them, what the fuck? I smell neutral. I smell neutral. I'm not saying they stink. I'm saying they smell a lot. Bro. It's a good part. I've never really smelled a rat. You can't tell on podcast ads, but fishes listen to podcasts. I know. 50% of my listeners are fish. Yeah. So just watch your math. Okay. I'm not... I mean, you're extrapolating what I've said into a negative... I'm about to cancel you in the fish world. I think... I think some fish smell great. Some fish smell bad, but they all smell. Whereas rats. I don't know. I couldn't tell you what a rat. Actually, no. That's fair. They all do smell. It's just like what kind of smell. Yeah. God, that's so deep. Fuck. Sorry. Go on. So you hear smell and you think that's negative? Well, that's on you. I assume you're assumption. Yeah. So much assuming. I'm so sorry. God. Yeah. You know what they say when you assume. So the other ones are dropping something from a height. Yeah. Same term for Jim Junkies. Oh no, for the sewerage used by Jim Junkies. Yeah. Tractive on the surface, but barely made. Yeah. And I real value. That one is very tempting. I want it to be that one. Like that's an overview. Yeah. And it's like... That one that stand out is seemingly quite different from the others. Yeah. And I think, you know, there's a way to play as a game, right? And it's like, look at which one is not like the others. I don't know what I'm saying. I don't know what I'm saying. I'm going to go with that one. Okay. Look at that info. He's eroding answers. Damage caused by dropping a heavy weight. That was James, the question writer. Okay. The house. Thank you, James. The one about electrolytes, but also J names and gaslighting. That was says. What? Yeah. There's some baggage. You know? There's some baggage with Jim. Have you met a few Jim cracks? Yeah. Do you want back in my day? Back in my day. Two weeks ago, but yeah, it's okay. I didn't read until I read it. So was I meant to just choose one of those two options? I don't know why I put two options. Like, I just was really feeling it in the moment. I'm so sorry. I won't get that next time. Well, and double dip. I think so because it was... No, they're definitely not the same, guys. The two electrolytes or a special type of crack. Yes. The only man with J names can take. Yeah. Science, guys. It's a thing. A flank term for steroids used by Jim Junkies. That was the house. Ooh. The Kraken's gifted son named Jim. Says him for that. That was Luke. Oh, yeah. Fuck. That sounded real. I'm not just my father's son. No. No. I'm Luke. And that means Luke, you're also correct. There's something attractive on the surface but badly made and of no real value. Hell yeah. So you get full points there. Two points. Oh, shit. We're doing points. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Dude, I've been prepping for this. Okay. Okay. The team. Does that change everything? Maybe. Because that means after one round, the scores are says on nothing, the house on nothing. Luke out in front on two. Here is question number two. This comes from a bunch of people. I think this is the most because they all separately send in the same question. This is the most people this has ever happened with. This question comes up by chance. People are just, I guess they all just read the same blog. Like it must have come somewhere in advance for something. Don't you think? Okay. Yeah. All right. It just seems like a weird thing. When you hear the question, you'll be like, oh, that's weird. But it must have been, it must have been like covered on something. There's something in the culture. Yeah. So it comes from Emma Lavender from Melbourne. Kayla Hodquitz from Lemoine, Maine. Taylor Cruz from South St. Paul, Minnesota. Don Wood from Stratford Apart, Avon in the UK, spring of the Bard. Mark Wain from British Columbia, Canada. Nick Dennis from Edda's, Pennsylvania. So it's not even like from one place. It's all around the world. It's a big thing. It's a beautiful man of people. Okay. And the question is, which of the following is the name of a kind of rock? What? So you're just going to come up with a name of a kind of rock. Which I like. That is, is there like a bot that has been in all these countries and is just like sending in these questions. The genuine fan. Don't get me wrong. We've got fish and we've got bots who are real keen listeners. Yeah. 50% of Alice is our bots. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Rob bots. That is a ridiculous coincidence that people just send in this rather generic question. No offense to all nine of you. But I think that happens to overlap. I'm sure it must have been. It's like a rift in the universe. Reference on something. Yeah, maybe. Do you think it's a rift? Reference on something. What? I don't know. This is a type of rock. Yeah. But I mean that rock name is, is, you know, unusual. Is there not enough rocks already? You know what I mean? I think we should hold on. All right. So we, we come up with. It's just a name. One. And you don't have to describe it. Just the name of the rock. Okay. Okay. And you know, it's unusual. I'm looking up a list of rock names now. And yeah, you know, they're all pretty dull. Pumice. Pumice. No right. Oh. Monza night. Oh. Kemba light. Mums are right. Monza. Don't burn a man. That would have been. Here we go. Oh, I should have said. I should have said. That would be the one you've right. Don't say. Okay. But that, I mean, you want me to write that? No, I don't. Okay. I mean, you can't now. You've burnt it. But that's, that would have been a good one to write. Because I think the real one is in a similar ballpark of, of silly. Maybe. Okay. I guess we'll find it together. Anyway, while you're running your answers, here's some more info on Jim Crack. This is from Miriam Webster. Jim Crack is one of many peculiar sounding words that have pervaded our language to refer to something ornamental and of little value. Others include bauble trinket, knickknack, googore, kickshore, and, ugh. Chochki. Whoa. T-C-H-O-T-C-H-K-H, Chochki. Bauble appears to be the oldest among the group with known evidence of usage dating back to the 14th century. The earliest available evidence of gegore or googore and kickshore from the 16th century. Whereas Jim Crack and knickknack establish themselves in the 17th century. Chochki borrowed from Yiddish is by far the most recent addition to our language. It must be pronounced differently. All right, because that doesn't ring any bells to me, Chochki. Bro, I knew it was like an olden time vibe. Oh yeah, you were right on that, weren't you? Bro, I see words. I feel them, okay? And I didn't even think about my answer for this one as well. It came to me. I wasn't thinking about it. I would say I thought about it in the way that I barely heard what was just said in the last minute. Chochka. Chochka. Chochka. It sounds like a Russian author. Oh yeah. I don't know who that person was, but they sound like a fun time. Oh yeah. It's like, that was one of our listeners, one of our bots, I think. Shut up. Shut up to them. It's like Dostoyevsky's son. Hell yeah. All right, the answer in for question number two. Which of the following is the name of a kind of rock coming tonight? It's been a hard days night. Susquartz. These nuts. More fight or flight. Fight or flight. Wait a second. When you said rock, are we talking about a rock in a river? Are we talking about rock and roll? Yeah, like a rock in a river. I was just saying that his names are giving a rock and roll vibe. Yeah. Anyway, that's another project. The answers are the same. Okay. I'm mutually exclusive. I don't know. I'm just getting inspired. Like coming tonight sounds like, I don't know, some sort of new punk rock sub-genre. Okay. Okay. Coming is spelled C-U-M-M. Yeah, no, I assume. Straight up. Straight up. What's fucking annoying is that it may, it's like going to be some old Greek term for rock and they used to have the little the orgies. Well, I think you could make your case for all these, right? Like it's been a hard days night. I was a Beatles fan. Yeah. Discovered it or something in the 60s. Yeah. And that is a type of rock. Susquartz. Beatles. Susquartz. A bit like Susquatch. Yeah. But also just, you know, they can just be named after where they're from. Days not, so I think it might be as hard on a making case for them. I don't know. I feel like these nuts feel authentic. Yeah. I mean, yeah. 'Cause like, Dan, so I said, you said you didn't really think about the answer that you submitted with this one. These nuts, it just feels like it rolls rock and roll. That's what I mean though. Yeah. Rocks are so underrated. Fuck. Yeah. Shout out to the rocks listening as well. That's 10%. Yeah. They don't get their flowers. One day. One day. Sorry, go on. I think they'll be here after this. And then yeah, fight or flight. All right. So, Luke, you'll go here. So hard days night was one. It's been a hard days night. It's been a hard days night. Coming tonight. Coming tonight. It's a susquartz. I think it sounds like the most appropriate answer, but I reckon it's a red herring there. I mean, yeah, they're all red. I mean, which is a red herring. Yeah. Yeah. A smelly fish. Beautiful smelling fish. Beautiful smelling fish. The red herring. Yeah. Okay. But I'm going to say this answer in spite of myself and say I'm coming tonight. Okay. Add your answer. Add your answer. It's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. No, it's a susquartz. 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You go final version but it's not and that's the final version part two. Part two. Underscore real. Yeah, real this time. I swear to God. Yeah. While Luke's still writing says I can tell you about coming tonight. Oh, this is according to Emma. The mineral signal for coming tonight is come. Oh. [LAUGHTER] My friends. Comington for which the mineral was named is a small town itself which was named after land holder John Cummings which and the place as a population of as of 2020 829. Mark writes it was discovered in 1824. This is the rock. It is an amphibole mineral similar to others like glaucophane or arphid zenite or I'm fucking coming tonight. I think so. Who's... Yeah. Those minerals make sense. That was scooped. Yeah. So that's good. So who's fucking a knight? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's a great rock. If you've got a coming tonight, Rob, put your hands off. Yeah. Yeah. [LAUGHTER] We were all there. Yeah. Man, I was waving my hands like I just did not care. Yeah. It's not really economically useful but it appears in interesting places geologically as it is a metamorphic mineral that indicates some level of burial and/or tectonic movement. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. Oh, yeah. I see that. I see that. I see that. So it has use. It has no use. Real tectonic. Real tectonic. I thought it had tectonic use. Well, people think it has use, you know. But... People think it has use then would it not have use? I don't know. Oh my god. That's such a great point. Isn't it? That is such a great point. Here we go. Bloody hell. Oh, and it says just a sentence about them. Oh. Like maybe about the power or about the what their vibe is like. Okay. No press. No press, no press. So you said that the mineral symbol is come, the mineral like shortening of... Yeah. C-U-M. That's wild. I've just, I've just realized I've misunderstood so many messages. Yeah. They're just, yeah. Mad rock fans. Rockheads. Big rockheads. That would have led some awkward scenarios I imagine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's between a rock and a hard place. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Has he done it? No. He has not done it. He has not done it. I'm not proud of it. Okay. This is what I remember from the book I read. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Um, the answer. The comic. Sorry, I was just going to say the comic book sorry just for the comic people. You just got, you just got comic people I think call them books. Oh. Well, okay. Good to know. Sorry guys. Sorry. Just books. 100%. No, I think you said it. I just, what I was saying was I think you, you can talk to them. Yeah. I think they understand. They're real. They're the real ones. Yeah. It's like in Japan, Japanese food is just food. Fuck. To comic book readers. Comic books are just books. What are they called? What are they called? What are they called? Like novels. I suppose they'll call them novels. Yeah. Yeah. I had nothing and I'm really appreciate you answering our book for me. Answer in progression number three. What is the name of one of the Canadian superheroes introduced in Marvel's alpha flight volume three, hashtag one, hashtag two thousand four. Maybe that's what it was. Maybe it wasn't like an extra bit of info about the issue. Maybe it was just like it trying to get something trending, hashtag one. Yeah. It's a huge like everyone's like, that's got to be popular, right, hashtag one. We're just trying to get on the back of that big hashtag one in 2004 would have been early days for one and hashtags. Anyway, here are your options for the Canadian superhero question. Hero man, he can manipulate any form of liquid sugar, major maple leaf, a mountain who has no powers, but he rides a horse that does. Oh, I like that. Okay. Poutine Ragnarok uses gravy and cheese to manipulate villains from around the town, around the town. Can it up? Let's go. Yeah. Let's go. Yeah. And here, maple mist, a translucent shapeshifter who predominantly hides in the form of a maple leaf. I like it. It's a Canadian listening will be getting real. They'll be like a fuck to say that they'll be getting a real education to what we know of them. Yeah, exactly. So they've got there. They've got maple leaves. I wonder if it's an equivalent zero Canadian podcast where there's Australian superheroes and it's just like, I can you beaut the bonds of clothing and cook for the blog where DTs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is weapons a meat pie? Yeah. Oh, and a dimmy. Could have a dimmy. Do you think they know that about us? No. Are we invented dimmies? I think that's probably too niche. Probably because maybe dimmies don't exist anywhere else, I guess, or do they? I'm not sure. They just have actual, like, old-school dim sum. Yeah. I think they have the real... Do we actually invent it? Do we actually invent it a very slow variation on that? Oh, yeah. 100%. Yeah, we claim it. So you've got one final option, Polata Man, was bitten by an overly polite neighbour and now diffuses villains' plans using his words and kindness. Oh, that sounds very Canadian. That's really hard. So you've got syrup man, major maple leaf, poutine, ragnorrocco, maple mist, or polata man. Mmm, polata man, polata man, does whatever polata man can. Ah, I don't... Yeah. Can't count. Amazing. Can't count. I'm gonna say maple mist just, like, straight up. Yeah. And if it's not that, I need that to happen. Okay. I need that to be a series. Marvel. What the fuck is up? We... Make it happen. This is to you, Marvel. We need to make maple mist a series. Yeah, Marvel actually makes up 50% of the audience, so... Yeah. It's like a sticky mist. It's like you're transforming through the mist, but it's, like, sticky because it's syrup. So you're, like, trying to move, but it's, like, people are gonna know. Mmm. Because they'll be, "Ugh, what's that? Like, sticky sensation." Yeah. But he's, like, smart like that, because he's making people question. Hey, yeah. It's a man. It is a man. You're assuming? I'm assuming, and I think I'm right. Why are you putting gender on a transition? It's shapeshifters. Yes. Everything's about gender these days. It's a shapeshift of anything they have to be gender-fluid. Okay. Sure. Sure. Okay, fit. No, I stick to it. He's a man. 100%. 100%. What do you think, Luke? I find my brain, when we're getting rid of these answers, my only real goal is to work out which one says... That's all. That's all. Get it? But... Have you been picking the says ones early? I definitely did on the first round, but then the second one... Oh, you didn't at all. You were a shocker. Yeah, I'm getting better. That's right. No, no, no. You thought a rock one. You thought a rock one. Yeah, no, the rock one. But the first one... The first one you were. Yeah, I thought it was. But, yeah. No, so now I don't know where I'm at. Good. All right, I thought I knew you. Yeah, you can't see my style in this game, all right? You're the shapeshifter. Yeah, I was gonna say... I'm a fucking shapeshifter, guys. You heard a key. You're a translucent. Thank you. Yeah, I actually... I actually really appreciate that, man. Shapeshifter. It's definitely gender-forming. Well, let's just... Okay, you know what I mean? You're adamant that it's a heat. Yeah. Okay, I'll rub her up. Sorry, man. Okay, first was... Serap man. Serap man. Major Maple Leaf. Major Maple Leaf. Houtine, aragno-rocko. Maple mist. Polada man. And... What was the one with the horse? That was Major Maple Leaf. Major Maple. Mounty, who has no powers. But the horse he rides does. No, I think I'm gonna go with... We're gonna try and get this one correct. The... The first answer. You should try under that age. The one... Okay. The one who can manipulate sugar. Okay. Serap man. Serap man. Welcome that in for a look. Stump. Any of these are dumb. Yeah, which... You know... Which didn't... Then, we were saying like, oh, it's bad what we think of Canada. But if one of these is correct, then it's almost like... See, guys, that's why we think it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They did it to themselves. Because apparently, Alpha Flight is a team of Canadian superheroes. Okay. That's why, initially, I had written... I was gonna read it out as what was the name of the Canadian superhero introducing that. But it turned out they were like four new Canadian superheroes introducing that episode. Shit. Oh, yeah. You're right. They just keep coming. There's so many of them. Anyway, Polada man. That was the whole house. Maple Mist. It says one for that. That was Luke. Fuck. Hell yeah. Damn. That's a good idea. Yeah. Let's make it happen. All right. Damn, okay. Let's pee. Disrupt. Yeah. The superhero comic business. Damn, I'm kind of sad. That's two out of three rounds that you've gone for Luke's. God. That says a lot about... Luke's in your head. I mean... Your creativity, I guess. Yeah. We'll see how the rest of the game goes. You know what? Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a good one. That's a good one. A lot of protein. It tastes great. Luke went for syrup, man. But that was actually Alfie the questionerider. Okay. The house. Man of the correct answer is major maple leaf. The Matthew has no powers, but the horse he rides does. Oh. Just... Okay. I wanted... I don't know what the horse powers are. Yeah. The horse is called fun. It can run pretty quick. Yeah. Probably super fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a horse. Take me home country roads. Yeah. John Denver vibes. It was obvious that it would be that and that's why I didn't go for it. Right. Yeah. Like with Canada, I should just go for the obvious twist. Yeah. I was also thinking of going that one, you know. God. But I'm just saying, they are purporting their own stereotypes with this shit. Yeah. It's a mountain with a, you know, a super powered horse. And his name is major maple leaf. Come on. You're doing it to yourself, guys. Yeah. Because maple mist and protein rag. The Rocco is not, it's like stereotypical in any way to Canada. No. Exactly. Poutine's a big Canadian. It's a big thing. Yeah. Yeah. It's their national dish. Right. Is it? Truly. And it's gravy and cheese. What on chips? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sounds pretty good. It's pretty young. It sounds really good actually. Oh my God. There's a rapper Mick Jenkins who talks a lot about eating poutine. And he's very good. Shout out. We're up to question four now. This one comes from AJ, previous guest, AJ from New Zealand. And the question is, what's a strange fact about Mel Gibson's 2006 historical epic Apocalipto? No. Just like, you know, the kind of thing you'd read in the IMDB fun facts section. It's a strange or fun fact about Mel Gibson's 2006 historical epic Apocalipto while you're writing your answers. Here's a little bit more info about major maple leaf. And would you believe this Luke? Major maple leaf is the son of major maple leaf. What? Is he like, does he asexually reproduce or his dad has the same name? His dad. You're assuming maple leafs can't fuck. Dude. I'm just saying, he's his own dad is what I'm saying. No, he just took his dad's name. He's a superhero name. Wouldn't he be major maple leaf junior then? He should be. His real name is Lewis Sadler Junior. Sadler Junior. And he's the youngest son of the original major maple leaf. And he assumes the mantle of major maple leaf in volume three, hashtag one, of alpha flight. Yeah. Junior is a normal human, although he's dad at superpowers. He's a normal human with no superpowers, but he rides a super powered horse named Thunder, bearing the rank of staff sergeant in the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Sadler takes the codename major maple leaf to honor his father. Lou was report. This is for one. Lou was reportedly beaten by his father, who blamed him for the death of his mother. Yeah. But Lou speaks very positively of his father and he denies the abuse. This is Alex. What is the character development of this? That is. That is wild. Oh, man. It's like, so we don't know if it's true or not. And so what are we? And reportedly beaten. Yeah. So this allegations in this universe and this person is like not actually like able to face it yet, because maybe they're, I don't know, maybe they're dealing with some things that's like, yeah, his dad, which is, you know, it's a hard thing to face. Well, I think maybe major maple leaf needs some need some therapy. Yeah. Maybe do some work. Major work. Kind of sounds hectic. Yeah. Well, I think it's, yeah, it's interesting because I've never read a comic book. But yeah, I think they, they maybe are often more intricate than the movies makers believe. Says, can I tell you a one final thing about this major maple leaf guy? Fucking ice. He's recruited by Sasquatch as one of the new members of the Alpha flight team when the original team is kidnapped by aliens. Okay. That makes sense. Yeah. I'm going to be, oh, God, I hope there's like a YouTube video that kind of explains it all in five minutes. Yes. So I don't have to actually read it. I reckon there will be. Hopefully because I'm kind of into this. Yeah. I'm fascinated. I want, I want that movie. I'm emailing Stan. Alpha flight. Yes. I'm emailing ABCI view. Get on it now. Not Netflix. No. I trust him with this one. No, no. I wouldn't. You've got to go. It makes it feel listening. Yeah. I love you. Yeah. Just this one's not for you. That's all. Even though it is a Disney property. I'm pretty sure. But I reckon, I reckon the Australian broadcasting commission or corporation or whatever it is. A hundred. They are the ones who should take on the Canadian superhero team. I'm imagining like silver chair or powder finger doing like a theme song. Yeah. Both bands are not together, but we'll, they'll come back for this. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Project of this scope. Yeah. Hey, while Luke's still running his answer, let's go for a quick break. Ryan Reynolds here from Midmobile. With the price of just about everything going up during inflation, we thought we'd bring our prices down. So to help us, we brought in a reverse auctioneer, which is apparently a thing. Midmobile unlimited. Premium wireless. Get 30, 30, get 30, get 30, get 20, 20, get 20, get 20, get 20, get 20, get 15, 15, 15, just 15 bucks a month. So give it a try at midmobile.com/switch $45 up from payment equivalent to $15 per month. New customers on first three month plan only, taxes and fees extra, speeds lower above 40 gigabyte CD-Tale. All right, we're back and the answers are in. So here's question before, what's the strange fact about Mel Gibson's 2006 historical epic apocalyptic? As an homage to his character from Chicken Run, Mel Gibson included a character with a pet chicken named Rocky. I don't mind that. Option one, option two. In a key scene, a boom mic operator can clearly be seen, even though they hadn't been invented in the 1500s when the film was set. Oh, I can see. Chats out to the beat, Mike Hobbs. Option three, the horses and cats in the film are actually CGI, not real, dead set, no lie. Damn. Option four, a pocket I was originally going to be about a man who claimed to be the son of God and then died on the cross and then rose again, but then they told Mel this was the exact plot of Jesus, which then spurred him to go on and make the passion of the cross. Fuck. Okay. Damn. That one you? No. No. Maybe. Oh. I'm trying to pimp ya. Funny. Oh, finally. In a mass grave scene, in one frame, the body of Wally, of where's Wally fame, is shown dead on top of a pile of bodies. Found him. There he is. That's Waldo for the American Muslims. Yes. Oh. Yeah, very particular better. Wally is clearly a better and that was originally because it was an English book. All right. Why do they have to fuck it up? Well, I just assumed that Wally mustn't have been a name that they was common in America or something, but Waldo was? What? Waldo is a funnier name. Yeah. I think Wally is a pretty funny name, but Waldo is funnier. Yeah, but calling someone a Wally is just so satisfying. Yeah. Stop being a Wally with water. That was an old ad campaign. I didn't know the second half of that, that frame. We talk in water restrictions or I think it might go in water restrictions. You're all fine. Maybe it was level five. Don't be a Wally with water. Those three minute showers. God damn it. Guys, I feel like the passion of the Christ one might know the boom, the boom, the boom. The boom. Yeah. Here comes the boom. Yeah. Because I've held a boom a few times. Makes sense. Yeah. Right. Did you ever hold one on the Epic Film Apocalypse though, in shot? I can't talk about that right now, but I will say that, yeah, I got quickly fired from that position when I did hold a boom. Okay. Mel Gibson's a severe boss. Yeah. Are you also just checking? Did you go for like, you know, the pump fake with the passion of the Christ one? Oh. Because you want me to think that is not your answer. Bro, the mind games? It's getting deep. Maybe I did do that. I think it's the boom one, but I don't, let's, let's get a bit of variety out of here. Like that would make the most sense. So you got the homage to Chicken Run? Yeah. I actually don't mind that one either. You've got the boom mic. Boom mic. You got the cats and the horses. They were all GCI. They were GCI. They were GCI. I don't know what it is. It inspired the film Passion of the Christ or where's Waldo slash Wally? I want it to be the chicken one. We're going to go chicken run Rocky. All right. I'm looking that in. What a film. What have you got? Wait. Chicken Run or Rocky? Oh, it's really. You know? Well, the two that I've seen are very good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen 50% of them actually. You've seen 50% of those. Yeah. You do bail on movies. No, I actually almost never bail on movies. You just ask me about the Marvel franchise and those are maybe some of the only movies I've bailed on. I don't know why. The one of those three that I've seen, sick. Yeah. Yeah. I've been worse, really. I don't think it's a better or worse thing. It's not a competition. It's not a movie bail. It's a personal taste. I get quickly put committed and I've finished it. It's a problem. Oh, bloody hell. All right. So you're both locked in? Yeah. Here's your other answers. Are the horses and cats in the film are actually CGI, not real? Dead set no lie. That was says. Yeah. Nice. I haven't seen the film. I just assumed because it's Mel Gibson. You did. There's horses and cats. Yeah. There's a dead set no lie. I really could have gone for that one. Well, I'm not trying to, you know. I'm just trying to be like someone who's riding in maybe adds a little bit of flavor. Yeah. But then I'll think it's the house. OK. You got it. You got it. Play me. Are there horses in this film? There's horses in every film. Name a film without horses. I don't think you can. There you go. You can't. Fuck it. All films are horses. Are they in the second half? I'm actually so smart. I'm actually so smart. I can see that. There's a horse alien. Yeah. OK. Yep. And his name is Maple Man. The one of them. I think cats too. Sorry. Yeah. Cats are in every film as well. The passion of the cross. One, that was Luke, which is a lot of fun. Fuck. Then you just tried to double mind it and you absolutely, oh my God. I'm absolutely behind enemy lines when I'm out. Oh. In your mind. Yep. Damn. That was a good one. Where he included a character with a pet chicken named Rocky. Oh, Luke, that was AJ in the house. I'm afraid. Congratulations. We combined there to create that. That was a two person. That took two lives. Yeah. Yeah. That one going nice. Says went for the boom mic operator. That was the house. I'm afraid. What? OK. That was a good one. That was a real. I don't think you even considered it. Fuck off. In a mass grave scene in one frame, the body of where's Wally fame is shown dead on top of a pile of bodies with an arrow through his head. That's ridiculous. Damn. Yeah. Pop off, I guess. That's kind of dark. I like that. Yeah. Apparently he's a bit of a joker. Well. Oh. And that one was a bit of a controversial one. Yeah. Yeah. Well, OK. That is bonkers. Yeah. Does he do that in the passion of the Christ as well? I think he's like one of the disciples on the cross. Like, Jesus is right. It's not like Brabber's or whatever his name is. It's just Wally. Yeah. Like Banyan's scarf and everything. And they just, it's in full shot and they just don't even mention it. Yeah. But in the Bible as well, like fully historically happened. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like to one side was this, was this criminal who like believed that Jesus was the Son of God. And so he repented for his sins. And then Jesus was like, you're going to come to happen to me. And then on the other side, this guy's like, no, I don't believe that. And it's like, unfortunately, you're going to go to hell. Which one was Wally? Typical Wilder. I reckon. Which one? Which one? He's like, nah. Yeah. I'm just here for a good time. I'm not here for them. Yeah. Look for me, guys. I should have been in the middle. Should have been in the middle. But Jesus. Yeah. Whatever Jesus. He's like, I should have been in the middle. Oh. Fucking hell. It's like killing my last moments. No passion. No passion. You know, that means that the house gets all two points around and things are tightening up. Jesus. After four rounds, says on one, the house is on three, but it's still out in front of four points. It's Luke. Oh, hell yeah. So we got two questions to go. This one comes from Dave Loring from Nipaluna/Hobart. And the question is, what happened during the 1967 Tasmanian state premiership? There's Aussie rules football, which neither both of you are from non-Hodsey rules football states. But I did go for the lines when they won the three in a row. Yeah. Yeah. And you know, the reigning premise now. I won. Absolutely. All the months before. Yeah. Yeah. I saw that. You did? On the brown line. No idea. I actually seen them. So yeah. The question is, what happened during the 1967 Tasmanian state premiership that led to the match being declared a no result? And this is, this is in AFL. It's Aussie rules. Yeah. In Tasmania. Yeah. Tasmanian is an Aussie rules state. This isn't the AFL. This is their state comp. I see. The Tasmanian state premiership. So they had to like... Building their stadium. Stop. The game? Yeah. The game ended up being declared like null and void because something happened. So you've got to, you've got to tell us what happened. Okay. Um. While you're writing your answers. Uh. Here's some more info about apocalyptic. Gordon A.J. It was filmed with an entirely native American/Mexican cast who all speak in a modern approximation of the indigenous Yucatek Mayan language. apocalyptic follows a late Mesoamerican hunter named Jaguar poor and his fellow tribesmen who were captured by an invading force. The Waldo/Wally cameo occurs in the film when Jaguar poor is escaping the bad guys and tumbles into a mass grave filled with rotting corpses. As the camera darts bradically across hundreds of dead Mayan bodies, for a single frame we can see a man clutching an umbrella and dressed in Wally such Waldo's iconic red and white striped shirt and beanie blue jeans and glasses lying amongst the corpses. Damn. Yeah. It's a bit... Hmm. Now... Now what a guy. What a guy, honestly. Yeah. Yeah. He just, you know, has things going on, he's got thoughts, he's thinking, he's rotting, he's adding in these characters, I love him. He, um, one thing I thought like a man is he, he's not a guy who's, uh, all that worried about details because Wally wears a horizontal strap shirt. Shut up. What the hell? No. I'm just, I'm showing. He surely does. That looks like... It looks like a fifa jersey, you know? Whoa. It looks like a sundolin or something. Is he wearing, holding an umbrella? Yeah. That's classic Wally. Yeah. No, it absolutely is. It feels like this guy was just walking past the set and he, he just had this like fashion style and they're like, you know what, actually, I reckon he wore that shirt right, 100% and everyone's got to, well, those here and that, that's what it led to. It's like, it's a, it's a horizontal stripes. He wears, he's, this is a hoops. Like just chuck a bany on, if you plan. It's really funny. Yeah. Those jeans are very 2005 jeans. Yeah. Damn. As in sick. All right, the answer in for question number five. What happened during the 1967 Tasmanian state premiership? A grand final that led to the match being declared a no result. A flock of wild geese invaded the stadium, causing fans and players to flee. Okay. The over inflated ball that had been used all match burst and there was no backup. It's option two, option three. One of the umpires had a tummy ache. That's option three. And for fans of the team, likely about to lose the match, invaded the pitch and stole the goalposts, preventing the match from being finished. It's option four. Yeah. Or finally, it came out that Wayne Carey fucked all the refs' wives. Fuck. That would be the showstopper. It came out. Wayne. It came out mid game. It came out mid game. How did that? Did Wayne Carey. What were they to do? They had to cancel the game. Who were telling all the refs mid game? Was it like a commentator that broke the news or? Yeah. Wayne himself. Wayne. To be a non-event. Does that mean they didn't come back to it and finish it off later? That's how I read it. Because that's like, come on boys, it's state final. Yeah. What are you? Yeah. Come on boys. Oh, hella. Settle down. Yes, at that time they were all boys. All right. I'm sorry. No, I'm not like you. It's a men's game. Okay. Tasmania. What the hell? Because I feel like all of this could be true. Shout out to Tasmania. Shout out. I reckon, I like, I love visually imagining people stealing the post. Yeah. Like, that's fun. Mm hmm. But, is it true? Wait. What year was this? 1967. Oh, okay. Okay. Old-timey. Old-timey. Old-timey. But then I'm like, Wayne, Wayne would do that in '67, wouldn't he? Yeah, Wayne. No, in '75. But in '67 he would. How old was Wayne Carey at that time? In 1967. Oh, yeah. Pretty young. Because he's so, so I'm about to really blow up a year and it's like an extra. Yeah. I think we're out of it. I think we're out of it. Maybe, maybe born. Okay. Oh. Super problematic. Okay. I don't know who Wayne was. Thanks for that. Now I'm not going to choose that. Um, because I thought Wayne was just a random guy called Wayne. Um, I didn't know he was an important person. I didn't know he was an important person. No, Wayne fucked all the rest wives. Yeah, just a crime. Just a crime, Wayne. Just a crime, Wayne. He was born four years later. Okay. Well, maybe Wayne's senior. Well, that's what I was just going to say. Yeah. Maybe it's a four-year gestation period. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe he followed in his father's footsteps and maybe he was a big rock fan and he's coming tonight. Yeah. Yeah. It makes me think I reckon, I reckon the geese. The geese? I love geese. Yeah. Wayne, Wayne the New South Welshman is one of you. There's a lot of Wayne's. You know what I mean? I think I just always assumed he was... He's from Wagga Wagga. Yeah. Wagga Wagga is dead to me. That's another story. Oh. Yeah. Shout out to Wagga Wagga for listening. Okay. We'll talk later. Right. Dead to me and we'll talk later. Yeah. We're red mixed messages. I'm going to go for the geese because that's so dramatic and camp of them. Love them. Yeah. So we've got geese, gold posts, Wayne Carey, over in Frated Ball. Frated Ball. Tell me ache to the umpires or one of the umpires. Gold posts were stolen by opposition fans. I want that to be the answer but I think back in that they would have like concreted in the post or something, you know, the real ridge you did when people worked hard, you know? Men were men. Men were men. Bloody hell. Cement posts? They cement them in. They were made to chew. They don't do that anymore. What is that? It's all gold posts. Yeah. Even the goal posts are gold stuff. Yeah. Like the dancing. Everyone wants to talk about their feelings these days. Oh my gosh. Even the goal posts. Even the goal posts. Gold is a gold of gold. No, it's gold. Not gold. Are they gold? No. Yeah. Yeah. Because even before this men they were made a gold in the Mayan Times. In Tasmania? No. Okay. I reckon I'm going to go the over-inflated...no, no, the tummy ache. So I'm stupid. You would have a backup ball. Surely. I reckon it's something dumb like that, but let's... Tummy ache. Tummy ache. All right. Here's where the answer is. The one about Wayne Carey. That was like a couple of hours there. You were defending Wayne so much. I was like, "This is so September." I'm not sure about this one. He wasn't born. Yeah. There are bars on refs. I want it all like every...like every element of it was the fly rock. I didn't even think about the ref thing. That was a genuine submission with the ref. I mean, the Wayne Carey. I knew he wouldn't have been around, but... It's funny because I'm refs. I didn't... What's a ref? I didn't click with me until you said it, and it would have been interesting. I don't know if it says take the piss or not, but it would have been funny if it says picked it, not knowing, but... Fuck! Oh, no. I shot myself out of the game. Yeah. Yeah. I shot myself. Yep. Anyway, fantastic work from you. What's the difference between a ref and an un-pilot? Aww. I think it's different sports. But it's like, I'm pausing cricket. Yes. I think soccer has refs. And surely, like, rugby leagues are refs. Netball has un-pires. Yeah. Oh, what? Yeah. And then, I think it's refs in NFL. Are they not synonymous? Like, are they not interchangeable with the term? I think so. I mean, I'm just... I'm just... I'm talking flak from it, so I would like to... I just found another way to, like, just to say that your answer was bad. That's all. It's fun not to say un-pilot. That's a... Like, bad. Yeah. Ref is boring. Un-pilot is fun. Okay. Where are you going? Where are you going? Oh, the un-pilot is fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's bad. 100%. 100%. The over-inflated ball burst, and there was no backup. That was Dave. The question right, okay. The house. I was so close to answering that one. So this is down to the last two that we selected. Dave also wrote the flock of wild geese one. Oh, Dave. That's fucking sick. You're triggering me with a geese. I love geese. Ah, damn it. I reckon that was the one I would have picked as well. Yeah. One of the un-pires had a tummy ache. Luke came for that. That was says... Nice! The correct answer is the goalpost got stolen. Oh, no. So they weren't co-created in. They weren't co-created in. Who the fuck? Who the fuck? Who the fuck? Who the fuck? What? Okay. Damn. I love it. I love the tummy ache one. You got me good. I like it. You're like... They would have had a spare ball, but not no spare un-pires. Yeah, this is so true. It's probably... I mean, yeah. A tummy ache is such a funny way to... sorry everybody. I know you've all been looking forward to today, but... Oh, I just got a bit of a tummy ache. I can't even blow the whistle right now. I love the inflatable ball one too, because I was like, yes, this has like this narrative that in Tasmania they don't have extra balls or un-pires. Yeah. And I was like, this feeds into us. Yeah. So good. It was another trying to build a stadium. Yeah. They don't have that stock. They're putting the car before the horse. You need balls and un-pires before you build a stadium. Makes me sick. Oh, my God. So, what does that mean? A point for SaaS and a point for the house. Ew. I'm slipping. Yeah. Once you're back. You're slipping to equal lead. So scores with one round to go, SaaS on two, but Luke and the house out in front of four points. Okay. What happens if the house wins? I get... I feel awkward about bringing it here today and come play this game and I'm going to beat you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But triple points for you two this final round and the house doesn't get that. So you've got the big advantage here. Come on, SaaS. So unless you both pick house answers, it's likely one of you should be able to overtake. But we'll see. Final question comes from Matthew from Minneapolis and Paul in Minnesota. Okay. The twin cities and the question is, what is the plot synopsis of 1997 film The Relic? Hmm. So it's like a paragraph, three, four sentences while you're writing your answers. I'll tell the listeners a bit about this controversial grand final. This is according to Dave. Well it's often written off as hooligan behavior and let's face it, it kind of was. The invasion was also an act of protest by fans of the win yard cats who viewed a mark taken by the North Hobart Robies right as the, that can't be the name of the teams. Like Ryobies, the drills, he's also, he's misspelled Hobart. So I'm going to double check that Robies is right. Is this question? I think I want to recall in that question, that's a non-event of a fucking question. No, it's good. The North Hobart Robons is what they, he's written, but he's just written it down as hoe arborate Robies. Yeah, so the fans of the cats viewed a mark taken by North Hobart Robons as the final siren sounded to be illegitimate. They believed the mark was taken after the siren sounded, whereas the umpire ruled it had been taken before. The scores were neck and neck at 92 to the cats and 91 to the Robons. It's believed about 3,000 of the roughly 8,200 people watching the match were involved with the pitch invasion, and they swarmed the field and surrounded the players and umpires with police and other officials failing to control the crowd and maintain any sense of order. The umpire who made the final call, as well as the player who took the mark were escorted from the stadium under police protection. Wow. So how many of them did it take to get the post and remove? It sounds like they reckon in 3,000. 3,000 people. Yeah. Surrounded players. I know. Concrete. It is. It is. I've got their Ryobi's out. Well, finally, they could have that kind of teamwork on every team. Yeah. On the field. That's a story that we should be telling to the young people coming into the sport about those 3,000 people. You've got to have the energy of the 3,000 in Tasmania. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That year, whatever year that was. Yeah. If I were the coach, I'd be taking them in and be like, "Yeah. This is what we need." And umpires. You know? Watch your back. Watch your back. Yeah. Might get a tummy ache. Or... Why did I choose that answer? That was wild. Well, because a lot of people get a tummy aches, you know? It's quite a common thing. Shout out to tummy aches if you're listening. Um, I'm really proud of my answer for this last one, guys. I think it is exactly something that you would never, never guess. Do you just go on IMDB and like copy paste? No. I really wanted to do that, but I didn't because I'm an artist. I appreciate that. Yeah. All right. Here's the final question. That's the last summary of the 1997 film of the relic. During a family vacation in Hawaii, 11-year-old Bobby finds a small tiki idol that he decides to keep as a good luck charm. Unbeknownst to him, it's actually a taboo idol that brings evil to anyone who touches it. As more and more bad luck befalls the family, they set out to find a way to ditch their bad karma. I mean, that sounds... That sounds pretty legit. Oh, does it? That sounds pretty legit. Oh, yeah? Yeah. You said you were proud of your answer. Unbeknownst. Proper. Proper weird. Proper weird. I feel like a trust. You feel like a trust? No, I feel like I trust. Oh. I am a trust. You know? Trusty. Walking investment, guys. It's cold. It's cold. You better get it on the drink. Option two, Nebraska pig farmer Theo is surprised to find a strange looking piglet in a newborn litter. He takes in the run at the behest of his daughter, but soon they notice it's growing at a rapid rate before long it starts looking and acting more like a monster than a pig. You're right. Was that a question mark at the end? No. I said lucky. Pig. Then a pig. When Nebraska makes you feel fake, I'm like, Nebraska, I'm like, nah dude, you're trying too hard. But behest. And yeah, behest. So we have unbeknownst and behest. Proper. Proper. Option three, the relic was originally going to be about a man who claimed to be the son of God and then died on the cross and then rose again. But then they told Mel this was about the exact plot of Jesus. So they made the movie about a relic. Oh, fuck off. That's definitely one of you two. I mean, I feel like that's quite nah, maybe it'll be a, it would be a wild coincidence. You're trying to trick me. Okay. I don't know. It wouldn't be a wild coincidence because I've chosen these questions. And I'm saying as well, it does finish with saying they made the movie about a relic, which I feel like has to, like that's probably correct. Relic is passion the cross vibes too. Like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Proper. And four, a thrilling tale about a deadly creature at large in the Chicago Field Museum. Following several grizzly murders, a policeman teams up with a biologist to find the demonic South American lizard like God stalking the corridors of the museum. With the museum's gala opening being imminent, they face a race against time to track down the creature before it strikes again. Okay. And GV vibes. I know one of those is, oh yeah, it's sort of, yeah, a bit like Moana. Yeah. That was the only other one I could think of. Yeah. No, it's so fun. Or finally, someone's grandma has an expensive teapot that's kind of like the da Vinci code in the family tree, but then the teapot goes missing one Christmas. Where's the teapot? What the fuck? Wait, that's the end of it? Yeah. Where's the teapot? That sounds sick. That sounds sick. Well, sometimes this, I don't mean what is a synopsis should it be giving too much away? Yeah. The others are a bit wordy. I feel. Yeah. I just feel like I need a little bit more to get me intrigued about that. Give me more. Is that what you're asking? Is the teapot not intriguing to you? Well, I'm just, where's the, it could, like, does the movie just end with like, oh my God, I don't have a boy look. I'm such a duffer. Where is the teapot? And that's a good vibe. Then you get a sequel out of it, or a prequel. How's the teapot made? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Where? When now? It's like, yeah. Because the teapot was expensive and it's kind of like the da Vinci code in the family tree. It's clearly an adobe. Okay. Da Vinci. Yes. Yep. Like, I want to watch all these movies. It's a real shame that only one of them exists, but... The first one sucks when you get heats of time, you like sit down and just write it out in the, like, you know, correct vernacular and actually... vernacular. Proper. Proper. That's a proper one. Which, of course, the question writers do. Do. Yeah. This one. It's like, oh, come on. Yeah, they've got an advantage over you. Yeah. And I've not seen it. You do know it? What? You said you knew the movie. Yes. What's it about? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The movie. Relic. It's about the relic. Yeah. I'm not going to fucking tell you what it's about. Okay. Because we're guessing. Okay. That's a trick. Yeah. I think it's your go first, though, Luke. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll start. I'll start. Bloody hell. That's 100%. And we all believe that says means it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is triple points. When says says something, you better listen up. Mean something. That's a podcast I could do. Yeah. Says something. Says something. It's like two minutes each week. Yeah. Says says something. Yeah. You said the word something or you just say anything? Oh. The word anything or just like that. That's what you're going to find out on the podcast. Yeah. And you're going to listen to every like to see if the concept has changed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She just said the word something again. Said the word. Keep him guessing guys. Keep him guessing marketing. Yeah. I'm going to go with the first one. I think it like all the other movies sound silly. And I'm sure it's not the first one. But whoever wrote it was it was very well constructed. Because of us. Proper. Proper. Unbeknownst that really got me then. Yeah. Triggered. Triggered by unbeknownst for sure. I reckon the lizard one. Cause lizards are sick. And I feel like lizards are relics even if it's not in this film. I want a lizard relic film. Yeah. But is a living thing a relic? Like is a demonic force in a museum. Oh. It's about the museum. Relics. Yeah. Yeah. Oh shit. But you can also like that's sort of like as a pejorative thing. You're a relic. Yeah. Time's moved on. You're a dinosaur. It's about some old bat. That's about to have a cup of tea and kind of find the teapot. Yeah. Yeah. And the teapot's also a relic in itself. Oh my goodness. Yeah. So that one is that's all I really tell. That one would actually be called the relics cause there's two relics. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Amen. It's the plural of relic relic. No, I don't think it's like sheep and sheep. What a relic. A relic of a time. Yeah. I think the plural of relic is relics. Okay. Rel... Like the relic rekling. Relic it up. Let's get rid of that one. Um. Connor please look after us in the edit. Please please. Oh my god. Connor knows the rule is anything that bombs, especially by me, is cut. Amen. And you keep our bombs so that you look up. Oh god. I think they should also be cut but number one priority is my bombs are cut. Yeah. And then second priority is your bombs are cut. Okay. Well, no cuts for me then. Yeah. Oh. I've been killing... A bomb free. A bomb free. Yeah. Yeah. A bomb. Where is it? A bomb free. A bomb free laugh. Where is it? A bomb free laugh. Where is it? A bomb free laugh. I'm personally listening who's like none of this bombed. Yeah. None. Oh I agree. Is it us in the future? Yeah. Yeah. And that's after the edit where Connor took it all out. Yeah. They're like none of that. That was all great. Yeah. Connor's cut out some real nonsense. It's like 10 minutes. The crazy question is whether we'll be listening to this in a moment's time. Oh my god. Whoa. I'd say probably not. Um. Yeah. Did you... I think I did go with the answer of the first one. I'll take one of the museum again please. I'm so sorry. Thrilling tale about a deadly creature at large in the Chicago Field Museum. Following several grizzly murders, a policeman teams up with a biologist to find the demonic South American lizard-like gods stalking the corridors of the museum. With the museum's gala opening being imminent, they face a race against time to track down the creature before it strikes again. All right. And the first one was about a relic. Like an object. Yes. Let's take a takey idle. Small takey idle. Yeah. Let's do it. Let's do the first one. The takey idle. And you're locking in the lizard says? Ayo. Yeah. All right. Here's the right. The answers. Uh. The one about the teapot goes missing. Where's the teapot? Mmm. That was says. Yes. Shout out to my grandma's teapot. It's a relic. Shout out. And the one that was the same as Luke's answer from earlier. How was that? How was that? Was that Mel house? Was that like someone from South Carolina? That was Luke. Oh. Yeah. It was weird. Luke can't be impasted his own answer. It's only six answers yet to come up with. And you came up with five today. Hiding in plain sight. I love it. Oh. It's for a guy who was leading. He's kind of thrown the towel that laughs around a bit. Oh, you got to have a bit of fun. Oh. A bit of fun. You know? The one about the Nebraska pig farmer Theo which included the words at the behest of his daughter. That was Matthew. Okay. The house. Bloody hell. And I'm afraid. He also wrote the teakey charm one. Fuck. Unbeknownst to him. He had two answers. One of them included. Unbeknownst. The other included behest. Matthew should've seen this match. That's not safe. He had a bit of time to write and he used that time. Oh. Oh, angrily messaging it. I actually really bang that out quickly. It just worked out. He's all the trouble. Oh, I say I'm the most behest. He's so proper that it's not proper. Yeah. Oh dear. And that means. Oh, no. Says is correct. It's about the lizard. The demonic lizard. Oh my God. Stop. You were joking that you knew it, but you didn't know it. Oh, were you joking? I've never seen. I've never known. I'm going to be asking you about this. Oh my God. Wow. I actually feel really good. I'd like to thank my grandma. And I'd like to thank my future child that will own a lizard. Oh my God. That's so beautiful. Yeah. While I'm tabulating the scores, I can tell you've taken me. The relic is not well liked by critics or audience. On Rotten Tomatoes, it's got 37% critics, 34% audience. Let me see if I'll read it. 50% even less, I'm afraid. What have we got? Yash B-Rites. I thought the relic was really boring at first. The setup of this movie was not engaging at all. I will say that the chaos starts to really ensue and there is some fun to be had. Two and a half stars. That's brilliant. Damn. That is a 50% review. Yeah. So true. Is that the, it was the NGV one? Is that the correct? It was the museum, the Chicago museum. Fuck. Which, I know. See, I was about to change my answer to that. I'm glad you did. Because then we would have both been on the same answer and there's no fun in that. No. Well, it would have changed you one again. Well, yeah. Some of us are winners. Some are not. So, final scores. Luke, who remains on four points, then equal first on five points and says on the house. Oh, damn. Fuckin' oath. Let's go every time, every day. People doubted me. People doubted me at the start of this. And then, yeah, no. Luke was leading you for nil at one point. Yeah. I really burst out the gates. You did. And then I just, and then you found me. Two of your last three answers were the same. That was slightly different. Guys, I'm actually really good at poker as well. So, I feel like that helped me. Like my poker skills. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think you're both good at this game in the way that I have no idea what your, what your, like, you both are like, I know this or, you know, you're good at the mind game as part of it. Oh, so, we keep guessing. You're both enigmas. Oh. I would say I am the opposite of an enigma. I wear the heart on the sleeve, you know? That's what an enigma would say. Yeah, you're an enigmaing us right now. What the fuck? Yeah. So, you will find your new music when it comes out. So, hit up Sun Bay the music on Instagram. I'm pretty sure that's our handle. I should probably know this. I'm going to double check this. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. Sorry. Jesus, don't know. Says, where can people find you? So, says.com.au on all social platforms, but not a website. I've got to buy it off a dude in actually Minnesota. Shout out to Minnesota. Oh, to in cities. Yeah. It kind of cost me like $250. That's not too bad. Yeah. Decade. I know what you did. You took my website domain. Oh. I will buy it off you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because the dot are you. He's like, obviously. He knew what he was doing. That's a shock. Yeah. He's like, she's going to try and get that as a website. And then. Yeah. He fucked me over 250 out of pocket. You know, it's a cost to live in crisis guys. Sorry to end on this point, but yeah. Shout out. Well, maybe after your winnings from this podcast, you'll be able to afford it. Yeah. Do I win a bunch of money? Oh, yeah. Let's go. Your choice of any website domain in the world. Oh. I'm choosing Google.com. Damn it. Oh, my God. That's actually a really bad one for me. Yeah. Yeah. That's a bad result for me. Google and Facebook community. Oh, thanks so much for joining us. Yeah. Thanks for having us. It is Sunday the music, by the way. I did. Okay. Great. That was it. Yeah. And look, you know, I'm not in the main photo at the moment, but that's bad. I did. I did find that confusing. No, it's because they were originally a duo. So Mike and Sally married couple. Absolutely. Wonderful people. You've just ruffled it. Yeah. And then they moved down to Melbourne. So Mike, he's my oldest friend in the world. He was, you know. That's so true. People moved to Melbourne and they're getting ruffles. Yeah. I always think about that, especially Brunswick. Oh, I do. It's life. Yeah. But we were actually in a high school band together, Mike. You know, called Rise Over Run. And yeah, they moved down. And then they're like, "Oh, you looked. You want a bloody eat?" So we've been gigging the last two years. We've got the album coming out. But that's why I'm not on the bloody photo. Yeah. Yeah. How could they have fixed that by now? How long have you been in the band? Like two years. Yeah. I mean, that's not the kind of thing that you can just do in two years. Yeah. Get a photo with this record view in the same place. We have new press photos coming. And so that will be our date. Coming tonight. Or you guys need to rise above this? Above the run. Above the run. Yeah. Rise. Was it over run? It was like the gradient formula. But we didn't know that at the time. It was some like, you know, impassioned. Passion of the Christ. Rise over run. Straight up. Oh my God. You guys should do a Passion of the Christ song. Passion of the Christ song. Yeah. And slip in Waldo. Yeah. In the bridge. Oh. It turns your pump in and like, where's Wally? I'm not jolly sittin' on the cross. Or heel cross band. Oh, I'm really. Yeah. Cross. Cross on the cross. Cross on the cross. You would be cross on the cross. Because I'm not in the middle. Pick me. Pick me. Where's Wally? Literally. Oh my God. I want to hear this song soon. I don't know. Well, I'm worried who gets this song. Shouldn't it be. Didn't you hear where I actually make it a bit together? Yeah. And it's only live on podcast. Oh you guys. The comedy festival. The comedy festival. I'm just wondering which one of your bands, is that going to be tricky to decide? Which band? What if one covers? Oh, yeah. Which band would I decide? You'd make me choose in front of a series. Is that what you're saying? No, I'm just wondering a song like Cross on the cross. Cross on the cross. It doesn't have a dream pop vibe or a comedy vibe. Oh, it's on the cross. I would say it's a crossover. Yeah, yeah. Dream pop comedy. Fuck. Fuck. I'll give you guys Cross on the cross. Okay. You'll give us a hug. I'll give it to you. Because I'm feeling kind of cross off the cross right now. Oh. About this Cross on the cross stitch. Anyway, thanks so much for having us. Thanks so much for being here. Thanks everyone for listening. Give us a follow up. If you think you know anyone, enjoy it. Tell them to listen to somebody there as well. Cheers for tuning in to Who Knew with Matt's show. Now that you know what I've been, Matt's show it. Good boy. Do I call you says.com.au? No. Is that how I introduce you? I mean, Sammy P of Confessions does that, which I find quite endearing. I don't know if it's a bit, but it's nice. I'm not going to call you that during this book. Just call me says or sausage says all. Sausage says all. Or says attack. Yeah. Or says dog. Yeah. Yeah. So any of those six. Or says are. Says are. Says are. Let's sort of like scissor. Yes. Yes. There should be a scissor says a tour. We're going to collab. For sure. Oh, yeah. And then you get scissor sisters involved. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh. This could be a really big show. That's what I called myself says all for that. That is a tongue twister. Yeah. Marketing guys. It's a thing. So you are going to mess to be both on Instagram? Yeah. Yep. Don't use the group chat because you don't want him to know. I promise I won't. But message. You can message me separately if you want. I'll try not to. Please don't. Dislexia. Dislexia. Seriously. Do dyslexia cowboy on this podcast? Yeah. He keeps calling me dyslexia cowboy. I'm not that guy. I forget his name. I'm sorry. Lucky. Lucky. I'm not lucky. You're not very lucky. I'm not lucky. I'm Cesar. Yeah. Are you? Are you? Are you? Well, shall we begin? Yes. Hell yeah. I believe it. You believe it? Mm. And you're John Waller's son. Can we go to the John Williams son thing? I could talk about my dad, but he has nothing to do with. What is the John Williams thing? Well, so we know John Williamson is... Which one is he? Is he true blue? He's true blue. He is true blue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the old rocking chair. Here's your mum and dad. He's the kangaroo. Yeah, exactly. He's standard by your mates. When you're in a fight. Yeah. He's... She'll be right. Or we'll just bet you might. True blue. So everyone knows him as John Williamson, but it turns out his name is like... Refer to him as John Williams son, like the Star Wars composer. And that's actually... His name's not John Williamson. I had... I don't know his name. But he's John Williams son. Right. Yeah. So he's something Williams. It's real names for like Greg Williams. Yeah, it could be Greg Williams. Is this real name? Greg Williams, the two-time Brownland medalist for Sydney and Carlton? I think there could be another family connect here. Oh my god. Yeah. Mmm. Diesel. Diesel, the dolly. He keeps chugging. This Brownland stuff's a big deal. I've been hearing about it a lot, hey. Yeah. What is it? Is it that? It's the... It's the dolly M... No, not dolly. What's the... Dolly M. What's the... Do you know what I mean? Dolly NRL. Oh, come on. The equivalent of the Dolly M. Which I think is the NRL's version of... Oh, up the blues. Is it just like best if it goes to the season? Yeah. It's the equivalent of most outstanding shot at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Oh, okay. Fuck. All right. Big deal, big deal. Damn. Yeah, yeah. That's how big it is. Damn. Damn, okay. I get it now. I'm going to watch more sport, for sure. Really? I mean... No, I'm not, but... Yeah. I'd say no pressure on that. The Brownland was a very dull thing to watch. Do you watch it? I used to. Really? I feel like you're two in it. If you're watching a full award ceremony of a sport on in your free time, you know? Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I was. But yeah, it is. It's... Yeah. I mean, that's something that you could at least just watch the highlights for, surely. Yeah. Yeah. You can just check in on a live tracker every now and then if you want to. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'll get on. I'll make a couple bets. Yeah, I think bets. Oh, yeah. As a kid. It used to be on my not... It's on during school holidays, so we'd be away. Ah. You know, on a caravan park somewhere, and it'd just be something to do. Would you have a TV in your caravan? No, I like, you know, one of those cabins with the triple bunk beds. Oh, you got the cabins. I was always so jealous of those who got the cabins. Yeah, we went away with friends who had a huge tent. Yeah. And we got the cabin. And leaving as they were packing down the tent which got out. There's nothing more satisfying than that. Yeah, I was like, oh my god. You suckers. I'm about to catch the rest of the Brownland. Yeah. You know who wants to replay at home? Just give us like an acapella version of one of the songs. That would be... And you can use the table. Because you're the synth player, right? Yeah, synth. So you can do an acapella just... But just the synth part? Yeah. Okay. Do you want me to do like an arpeggio or the chords or... I mean... Alright, let me think of this song. Yeah. So, one song, this one at the moment is going to be cool. I'll give me more. But that'll be changed because... Britney bitch. Yeah, we'll just be kidding. And it goes, give me more. Give me more. No. Ah. And that goes... Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh. Do you like it? Oh, I really like it. Okay. I mean, I hope this happens. Get me a wicker hat. We need more of that. You look like a guy who could... With a wicker hat. You have to borrow... I think we have long head barbershop. Because that's part of it. Isn't it? We'll get a haircut first. Yeah. But I think if you just put the hat on, I think the mustache is definitely a capella group. Worthy. Yeah. Okay. Cool. That's good. I can keep that. That's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh. Glee vibes, guys. Glee vibes. Well, it's actually funny you mentioned music, because me and, um, Looky Boy, the acapella king. That's his DJ name. Is it? Okay. Well, maybe... Yeah, okay. That's funny. That's been great. DJ name. Yeah. Yeah. Acapella king. You've got a set of DJ decks there, but you only use like DJ Mike? That's really fun. But no, we're working on this music stuff together, but it's like comedy music. Oh, my God. You probably had a note of that. It's not really real music, like the sunbathe stuff, but it's like, I mean, some would say it's better. The lyrics are funny, but the music's also funny. Yeah, it's just like hunks. I fucking hope so. I don't hope so. I don't hope so. Whoo! Whoo! Yeah. And then you're in the background going like, heh, heh, heh, doing acapella thing. Yeah. Yeah. We probably should have spoken about this before the episode began up how much we can talk about. So sorry. No. I honestly impulsively mentioned it. In that. Yeah. Yeah. So as we are working together, guys, it's out. It's out. It's just an exclusive. I think this is an exclusive, just like that, you know? Acapella of Give Me More. Holy shit. Britney Spears is going to be on one of the tracks as well. Yep. Oh, she's really good. She's pretty good. She's really good. Yeah, I think she is. Yeah, she has experience, but you know, it's been hard for her to make the transition to comedy music, but we're working in the out days. It's called Dancing Knives at the minute, isn't it? Yeah, Dancing Knives. You know, a bit toxic, some would say. Oh, hello. Yeah. We're only doing shit jokes. There we go. Okay. Well, I think we're ready to begin. Whoo! Jesus. Yeah, I think I might know this one, actually. Oh, yeah. I also think I might know this one, actually. Yeah. Okay, great. Okay. Yeah, that's it. Well, is this a real superhero? Yeah. Okay. Not one I'd heard of. I would say I've watched probably 75% of the Marvel movies, so I'm like a, I'm not full. I didn't grow up with it, but I've since the movies, I've sort of, and I'm fading a little bit, which I think is a whole world is, you're fading in the brown movies. I'm pretty sure like the world in general is fading from superhero movies, but yeah. And it's fiction. It's not non-fiction. It is a fiction. Okay. It's not a real, no, masked vigilante, no. Fuck. All right. Well, I'm just going to commit to my answer because I think, yeah, an actual real life superhero. Hey, well, Luke's still running his answer. Let's go for a quick break. Whew. It's not a real, it's not a real break. Break, break, break, break, break, break, break. Says no, you don't break anything. Put it down, says, dude, have you ever had someone just like break something? Nothing in anger? I don't think I can, I don't know, I don't think so. Nice. Maybe. Probably like a stick or something. Yeah. Sticks are chill. This is quite heavy duty. If you broke this, it would, that's really, like a really angry person. Yeah. If you broke some of the equipment here, I think that would be inappropriate. But I think that would be disrespectful to the listeners, to the show, to our forefathers. I would never do that. I swear to God. To John Williams' father. Yeah. John Williams' father. John Williams' father. That cancels each other out. That's just John Williams at that point. Okay. Yeah. And the fish. The wrestling cup two years ago, there was an upset in like the last couple minutes where they, I think they gave a goal back to the megahertz. Oh, yeah. And then that actually changed the final score within like the last minute or two. And that's all I have to say about that. Fuck! I'm surprised that you haven't arrived up. I thought you were going to say someone died or something. It just changed the score. Fuck. I was so serious. I was like, what happened? Yeah. The score was changed. The score was changed. No, but I'm saying I'm just surprised that there wasn't a field invasion and then they stole the unconquered post. Yeah. That would be better because yeah, I was scared. I was scared that there was death involved, sorry to bring up death again. Okay. Let's get back to it. Let's do it. Man, we will be pissing off proper fans. Sorry, I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm trying to make it better. It's like a fish, you know. This actually reminds me as well. Can I bring up the, I feel like you guys may have clued on, but that John Williams son thing is not true. I don't. Like, I just, yeah, I want people to know that I don't actually think that. Shout out to John. His name is John Williams. Son. What the heck? Yeah. 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