Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show
Episode 28 - Jessica & Mary of Shrunk 3D San Diego
(upbeat music) - I got the whiskey. - Let me have a drink here, whiskey. - Gonna get out of here. (upbeat music) - My name's Ken and I clean Willie Nelson's under hole. (laughing) - Under hole? (upbeat music) - I know you don't agree, but I think he's the king of country. - Get the fuck out of here. (laughing) - Get out of my studio. - I'm scared. No, hell no. (upbeat music) - From the Ramona Radio Studios, it's the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show. (upbeat music) - All right, we're here. We're live, we're back. Happy Sunday, everybody. Hope everybody had a good week. Hope everybody had a good weekend. With me as always, sweet curves. - Hey, hey. - Where's the song? - I forgot her. - I forgot her. - Come with me. (laughing) - No, we can't play 'til my segment. - Oh, it's for her segment. - Oh, that's it, okay. - Don't, don't. - Sweet curves. ♪ Sweet curves with a twinkle in her eye ♪ ♪ Down she'll be his red shoulders ♪ ♪ Liars, smiles, and charms ♪ - Yep, that's with me as always, sweet curves. We got Eric, go for it over here. - What's that happening, buddy? - Running, what's up, dude? Running the mad sound. - I live in the dream. - Pressing all the crazy buttons. - Where's yours? - Oh, you wanna hear mine too? Boy, you guys are just like, here it goes, mine. (laughing) ♪ Eric's in the booth where the magic happens, man ♪ (laughing) ♪ He can play that guitar while no one's in the stand ♪ - Oh my God, that's so funny, dude. - Oh! (laughing) - We're gonna update, we're gonna do-- - We got one for everybody. - We're gonna do season two of the Travis Billy Ross out of our country show, and we're all gonna have our own theme songs. (laughing) All right, we got some pretty interesting guests today. We got Mary Moran and Jessica Terry. You don't know who they are. - We should. - What do y'all do? - They make a little people. - Do you see the airstream somewhere? - They make little people. - Isn't it an airstream? - It's not an airstream. - Oh, sorry. - It's a trailer. - It's a big, it's a teal trailer. - You've seen it somewhere? - You have. - All right, so tell me what you do. - So we shrink people? - We shrink people. - It's magic. - You literally honey and I shrunk the kids, so it's like that. (laughing) - I'm like drowning Cheerios and like, he's a, yeah. It's like a new one, I think, with Matt Damon where he gets stuck in a small world. Have you seen this? I forgot the name of it, but it was an interesting-- - The incredible shrinking woman. - Yeah, that's us. - Remember that movie? - I didn't seen it. - Never seen it. - It was an older movie. - Yeah. - All right, so tell me what it is. - So we're a trailer, what you've seen us going around, we're in that big teal trailer. It's got 95 cameras in it. We're able to get a photo of somebody in the moment, it ends up creating 180 photos that they can composite together, goes off to a designer that puts all that together, pulls out details, and then it goes and gets printed in a 3D color printer in Chicago. So it's all, it takes like three to five weeks, but it makes a little miniature of you, an exact replica, and that, well, we say-- - No, y'all, it is an exact replica. Travis and I did one, and we were like looking at the fine details on, like you can see my tattoos and what they are, and how big is that, three inch, six inches. - This one, you guys got a five. - Five, sorry. So five inches height, and it's that detailed, it's pretty wild. - Yeah, Eric and Cassie got one too, y'all are so cute. - I know, they're adorable. Look at him like Lena's head in. - I was gonna get one just to me and just make an amount right above Cassie's headboard. - Oh yeah. - I think it was funny. - She was like, "Mm, yeah." - They tried to get Travis to take off his hat, and he was like, "What?" How will anyone even know-- - Nobody will recognize me if I look around on my hat. - Just a little bit. - You know what we'll do? We'll actually post these on the Travis Billy Ross out in a lot of countries. - Yeah, we'll bring some of those up. - These little, they're the coolest damn things. - They are pretty cool. I never thought I'd have an action figure. - Yeah. - So we'll try an action figure. - I just keep looking at it more, you can see the scissors on my arm, that's wild. - Yeah, it's crazy. So like, all curbies, tattoos show up on there. And then, I mean, there's just like, we have a lot of people that think we could do this off with just a single picture, and it's not possible. It has to be done in our booth. - There are. - How many cameras you set? - 95. - 95 little cameras that all take a snapshot, right? - Yeah, so push a button, and they all go off at once. All 95 cameras go off at once. - So one fam done. - Yeah, we had to stand still for like three to five seconds, ish. It was fairly quick. No, very quick, that's not fairly. - They said don't. - And you walk out with a bitch and sunburn. - Yeah. - Oh, all the lights. - It's like a quick, it's like a quick damn booth. Like, that's two things at once. - It's a two for, right? You get a two for. - Yeah, it's a two for. - It faded my shirt. - I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. So how did y'all get into doing this? - So the, okay, the long story is the McDonald's here in Ramona. - Okay. - We wanted to thank McDonald's for being small. - Small Ronald. - For the inspiration. - It was closed for like indefinitely. And it was all sorts of, you know, talk about what's going on with this McDonald's. Why isn't it opening? Anyway, we were like, man, we could open that McDonald's. We would crush it. And then we were like, we don't want an old McDonald's. Who wants to run a McDonald's? And we're like, well, we should do something. Anyway, we ended up looking-- - Making little people. - Yeah, we end up doing this, it's wild. - No, okay. So that's how the business started. How did you guys get into business together? - Oh, God. You want to tell that story? - Yeah. I mean, it really was, we were just working out one day and talking about McDonald's. And she's like, I'm getting ready. - Oh, how we became friends. Oh, well, yeah, I mean, we were friends first, but we met on a trip that our kids were going on a European trip and they ended up having us as roommates. And so we were roomies for about 11 days in Europe and that kind of sealed our friendship and started working out together daily. And then it was kind of like, let's do something. Let's figure out what we want to do. - Awesome. - So is this like a corporation type company? You guys are part of it or? - Right. It's a franchise. We run, yeah, we just run the San Diego area. - Okay, and it's called Shrunk3D San Diego. - Correct. That's our location. - Is there a website for that? - There is. - What is it? - Shrunk3D.com and then backslash San Diego. - Okay. - So if you just went to Shrunk3D.com, you could go to locations and then see where all of us are. - Are there multiple San Diego or just you guys? - No. - Just us for now. - Sweet. - Somebody could come in, but, you know, we're real likeable. So I don't know if it's gonna be, it's gonna be tough for them to... (laughing) - Yeah. - You're crushing the competition. - Well, yeah, no. But I mean, they'll have the territory. Well, I mean, I think it's too soon to tell. - How long have you all been doing that? - Only like, what, four or five months? Yeah, since we got the trailer and began in July. So, so no. - If you see this trailer, well, we've been lost. I see no. But this thing is kind of like... - We've been inside and fast. - Like an engineering little marble. It's pretty cool. It's like you step inside and you're on this. Yeah, you'd have to see it. But yeah, all the cameras are all in the corners. It's really beautiful. - It's actually a beautiful looking trailer too. - Well, thank you. Then, I mean, we like it. It's a lot of fun too. We love seeing, 'cause people get really creative, like with what they wanna do. We have... - Like what? - Like, on our table, we have a display of a woman who has her arms wrapped in a circle. And she's kind of sticking her butt out. And she's on a bottle, has a bottle topper. Like a... - Oh, funny. - Yeah. Or we have somebody who is like, looking like he's holding on to something and has like one leg in the air. And he's a Christmas ornament. - Oh, that's fun. Like hanging in the tree. - Right, right. - Oh, wow. - And then, yeah, we could just do all sorts of... I was gonna do barrel of monkeys with my kids. She wants to do like some, the monopoly pieces. I was like, we should get the big top hat and the iron. Like, so people can take the picture with that and then be those pieces for me. - I wanna... - Oh, that's cool. - I wanna Travis Billy Ross chess set. We should just do it one. We should have, we gotta figure out who all your, we'll find one of your guests that were pawns. You know, we'll find all your little pawns. - Oh, yeah, that's cool. - A little Travis. - So what's the smallest size you can make, the five inch ones? - No, the three inch. And the three inch are like perfect. - Oh, like they're perfect little game changers. Yeah, very cool. - It reminds me of like a McDonald's toy. - Yes. - The little three inch. - You're happy mill? - You know, the happy mill. - Yeah. - But they're still pretty, they're pretty detailed, even at three inches, you're like, man, how do they even print that? But it's not. - So what are the sizes from three inches on? - On to nine, up to nine. - Nine inches? - Uh-huh. - What is that one right there? - This one's an eight. - Okay. - That's about the size of like a Barbie doll. - Yeah. - That's a little bit, I don't know. - A little bit. - I thought Barbie'd be like, I don't know. I don't think it's Barbie. - Barbie's leggy. - I think Barbie's Bob. - Barbie's a little taller. Well, I never thought it. Look at, ours looks like we're like Barbie in Ken's sweet curbs, huh? - Oh. (laughing) - Get out of here. - That's ugly. (laughing) And it's sealed in the nylon forever. - It's sealed in the deal. - It's, yeah. - I mean, we can never break up now. We have a. - We have an action figure doll. And they're hard to break. - Oh, yeah. - They're actually hard to break. - They're just slamming on the ground. (laughing) - She's like, I don't know, let's put it under this tire and find out. - Let's try this. - One night we're gonna hear a story of curbing on. A nice master's head on the table so hard it still didn't break. - It still didn't break. (laughing) - So do you got like going to like San Diego area and like bring that trailer out? - We do. - Like, support villager. - We haven't gotten a seaport village yet. We did something by seaport village that was like, it was an Island vibes festival. It wasn't great. But like this weekend we're doing a youth baseball tournament here in Ramona. The field of screens. - Oh, see that's perfect. Kids, parents want stuff like that, like mementos. That's cool. - And even when we were like setting it up we had a couple of people come up and ask and they're like, what's the deal? Like how does this work? And so people are always really interested. - Do people contact you directly as well? Or do you guys show up somewhere and then? - You know, they contact us directly as well. They reach out online 'cause we have our webpage. We have our email and phone number and stuff like that. So online, Facebook, Instagram. - And it's all Shrunk 3D San Diego, Iraq, okay. - So what's your next gig, if you will, like a fair or? - That baseball tournament this week. - Tomorrow morning, yeah. - We'll be there Saturday and Sunday. - Yeah. - Baseball tournaments. That would be like one of the best things to go to. - Yeah. - Like the little league thing 'cause I'm hot. I mean, if my kids are older, but if they were younger and then I would be like, hey, I want to get a little-- - For sure. - When we were even talking about, I was telling the girls at the salon that we were doing this and they said, and I thought this was a great idea, cake toppers, writing room, cake toppers, and like prom, like, you know, a photo, but this. Yeah, like a prom photo. - Yeah, for sure. - Yeah, we have a one that sits down. - Oh, the sitting one is my favorite. You can put 'em on a cake for sure, but it looks bitchin' upon a mantle or a shelf. Okay, yeah, it looks really great. - That's cool. (laughing) - Well, as tall as my miniature in real life, so. - You don't have to adjust your microphone down a little bit. - Yeah, Eric's sitting down, maybe you're the same hype when you stand up and you're definitely taller. - I had somebody at the Ramona Rodeo when we were set up. I was showing my eight inch and she's like, oh, so they make 'em life-size? And I was like, wow, I don't even know you. - That's dirty. - Good burn. (laughing) - I gotta give it up. - I was like, I wasn't even mad. - But that was a good one. - That was a good one. (laughing) - I am vertically challenged. - Well, this is the Travis Billy Ross out of our country show. We're gonna play some country music. I know you don't really like it. - All right, Mary, one, two, three, name a country artist, go. - Sarah Evans. - Okay. - Sarah Evans, is that new? - No, it's older. - That's older. - Yeah, it's a great sign. - Yeah, it's a great sign. - All right, Sarah Evans, okay. - Take it off. - Jessica. - I can't name a country. - She doesn't name a country artist. - Oh, I mean, yeah. (upbeat music) - Here we go. - Oh, that's gross. (laughing) ♪ She was in the backyard, say it was a little past night ♪ ♪ When her prince pulled up ♪ ♪ Oh, I picked up truck ♪ ♪ Her fault should've seen it coming ♪ ♪ It was only just a matter of time ♪ ♪ A plenty old enough ♪ ♪ And you can't stop love ♪ ♪ She's stuck a note on the screen ♪ ♪ Or sorry, but I got to go ♪ ♪ And that was all she wrote ♪ ♪ Her momma's heart was broke ♪ ♪ And that was all she wrote ♪ ♪ So the story goes ♪ ♪ Now our daddy's in the kitchen staring ♪ ♪ At the windows, the ratchet and the rock in his brain ♪ ♪ After 18 years of stuffing, walk away ♪ ♪ Our little ponytail girl grown up to me ♪ ♪ Oh, but now she's gone and blinkin' ♪ ♪ And I'm just a surgeon and buckin' ♪ ♪ And the clothes hangin' out on the line ♪ ♪ Now don't you wonder what the preacher's gonna preach it ♪ ♪ 'bout Sunday morning ♪ ♪ Nothing quite like this ♪ ♪ It's happenin' here before ♪ ♪ Well, you must've been a looker ♪ ♪ Smooth talkin' son of the gun ♪ ♪ There's such a ground and gun ♪ ♪ But just a fan run ♪ ♪ Or she can't fix time ♪ ♪ And you can't stop ♪ ♪ Now all the babies in the beauty shop ♪ ♪ Got some goin' on stops ♪ ♪ Sippin' on pink lemonade ♪ ♪ Happy 18 years of stuffing, walk away ♪ ♪ A little ponytail girl got up ♪ ♪ To be a woman that's just gone ♪ ♪ And I'm thinkin' and I ♪ ♪ She left the serves in the bucket ♪ ♪ And the clothes hangin' out on the line ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ She's got a pretty little burpee ♪ ♪ Hangin' up the window and they're headed up to Vegas tonight ♪ ♪ Happy 18 years of stuffing, walk away ♪ ♪ A little ponytail girl got up to be a woman that's just gone ♪ ♪ And I'm thinkin' and I ♪ ♪ She left the serves in the bucket ♪ ♪ And the clothes hangin' out on the line ♪ ♪ She left the serves in the bucket ♪ ♪ And the clothes hangin' out on the line ♪ ♪ So she was in the backyard saying was a little past night ♪ ♪ Oh, when her prince pulled up ♪ ♪ Oh, I picked up truck ♪ ♪ I'm plenty old enough ♪ ♪ And you can't stop love ♪ ♪ I know you can't fix time ♪ ♪ And you can't stop love ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Just a good old boy ♪ ♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪ ♪ Be told you never sawin' in trouble ♪ ♪ Where the lones, it's a day they was born ♪ ♪ Fading a curse, blind in the hills ♪ ♪ Someday the mountain might get up above the lawn ♪ ♪ Lakin' their way the only way they know how ♪ ♪ Let's get a little bit more than the whole of life ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Lakin' their way the only way they know how ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ That's just a little bit more than the whole of life ♪ ♪ I'm a good old boy ♪ ♪ You know my momma loved me ♪ ♪ But you don't understand ♪ ♪ They keep us showin' my pants ♪ ♪ And not my face on me ♪ (laughs) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Oh, I'm sorry I forgot where it was. (upbeat music) ♪ I try to think about Elvis ♪ ♪ Memphis, Oprah in the afternoon ♪ ♪ I try to think about palm trees ♪ ♪ Big ways, the creature from the black is good ♪ ♪ I try to think about high hills and good deals ♪ ♪ Anything to get me through ♪ ♪ I just can't concentrate ♪ ♪ You're all I think about these days ♪ ♪ Try to contemplate the cosmos ♪ ♪ What goes round and round the sky ♪ ♪ And I try to think about the champagne ♪ ♪ Great dreams ♪ ♪ Slowly rollin' out of sight ♪ ♪ Try to focus on the headlines ♪ ♪ The street grounds ♪ ♪ Every time I think about mine ♪ ♪ I just can't concentrate ♪ ♪ You're all I think about these days ♪ ♪ Find my wonders where it will ♪ ♪ And when it settles right on me ♪ ♪ I forget what I should say ♪ ♪ I forget what I should do ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ I find my wonders where it will ♪ ♪ And when it settles right on you ♪ ♪ I forget what I should say ♪ ♪ I forget what I should do ♪ - Come on, Patty, get it together. ♪ I try to think about Shakespeare ♪ ♪ Maybe you ♪ ♪ The Beatles on the Rolling Stones ♪ ♪ I try to think about Heritage ♪ ♪ Tattoos, sushi bars and saxophone ♪ ♪ I try to think about the top show ♪ ♪ New glow ♪ ♪ But I guess I should've known ♪ ♪ I just can't concentrate ♪ ♪ You're all I think about these things ♪ ♪ You're all I think about these things ♪ (upbeat music) - All right, who was that, sweet carbs? Patty Lovels, oh, turn him. - Eric, this is why I lose. Come on, the rare occasion. - You just saw it, folks, he shuts my mic off. - No more from her. - That was Patty Loveless. - Patty Loveless, all right, cool. So I want to give a shout out to our sponsor today. I'll barbecue, thank you Dean for hooking up this show and doing everything that he does, and always making the meats. - Oh, man. - Also for our miniatures, Dean did sponsor us. - To get our little whimmies. - I'm shrunk 3D San Diego to get our minimes. I like that. - Minimes. - Minimes. - Minimes, minimes. (laughing) Minimes, yeah. - So, yeah, Dean does all the outlaw barbecue stuff. If you all, I'm sure you all have had some outlaw barbecue. - Oh, man. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, for sure. - What's your favorite? - I mean, I'm brisket. - The brisket? - I love the brisket. - I love the brisket, too, and that's one of my favorite. - The brisket was good, but my favorite was the Pop Pies. He's got to do this again, now that it's getting cold. - Those are good. - It's all my favorite. - They're so good. - But his cornbread. - Oh, yeah, that one. - Oh, yeah. - What's like bourbon vanilla. - Bourbon vanilla, but then he puts that, like jalapeno honey on it. - Yeah, jalapeno. - Oh, yeah. It's so good. - It's so good. - It's not even a honey, it's like a syrup, it's like thinner, but it's, yes, it's so good. - Yeah, super good. Well, folks, if you've got any outlaw-- - If we made you hungry. - If you've got any outdoor events coming up, you want to have a catered barbecue, give him a call, 858-354-7712. And he'll hook you up and just remember, nobody likes to party with salads. They got to have the meat, and Dean's got it. - Dean's got the meat. - Dean's got the meat. (laughs) So y'all live in Ramona, yeah? - Yes. - Well, how long have you lived in Ramona? - I've only lived here since 2021, but I feel like-- - Which, where'd you come from? - You know, I've been in the Navy, if I just retired from the Navy, I was in for one year. - Thank you for your service. - Well, thank you. It was actually a great time, I had a great time. - You were in the Navy, I knew you were in the Air Force. - You look so young, 20 years, can't believe it. - I know, right? I mean, but you joined when you're young. I mean, I'm not saying I know that I look young. I'm saying, you're allowed to come in. - Yes, yes. - You were allowed to come in. - I was 18 when I joined, so like, but yeah, it was a good time. But so before this, I was in Poway for like a year, but then I was in Japan for the six years prior. - So are you like originally from? - Chicago. - Chicago. - I thought I heard something. - Yeah, well, and it's a weird one, right? You'd be like, I don't know what that is. - Chicago. - Well, and we're right outside, I was right outside, and Joliet, usually people know that from the Blues Brothers, but now that's becoming like a really dated reference, so like-- - The Blues Brothers? - Yeah, younger people are like, what's the Blues Brothers? - Who are the Blues? Who are these guys? - Joliet, Jake, that's where the President, so that's how everybody knows it. - I went to school with brothers, and his real name was Thomas, but everyone called them Jake and Elwood. That was their names. - Oh. - Like their parents, that's what he went by in school. - Interesting. - His name was Elwood, his brother was Jake. - Wow, that's really committing to that, yeah. - Committed. Jessica, where are you from? - Born and raised in Utah. - Utah. - And then we traveled for my husband's job for a number of years, and we landed in Ramona in about 2017. - Well, very good. What part of Utah? - Just south of Salt Lake, Lehigh. - Okay. - Still found family there, so we're back there quite often. - Oh, yeah, cool. You said your husband got moved out here for work? - Well, we traveled for a number of years with his job. - Oh, okay. What does he do? - He's a journeyman lineman. - Oh, okay. - So we built it in a power line. - Oh, okay. - So very good. - We just-- - Ha ha, we make fun of those guys. - Tramped around with his job. When I was a picture you do. Probably seven or eight years old, and I'm like seven years old. My family thought they were gonna move from Long Beach, California to either Idaho or Utah, except when we went to go look at these places, we went in the middle of winter, and there was very cold weather, snow, and they decided very quickly, wait, no, no, no, it's not for us, we were going right back to California sunshine. - Well, I think that's why the reason we're still here. I mean, we love Ramona. We fell in love with it when we moved to it. We never thought we were gonna stay, to be honest. It was just gonna be another town we passed through, but we end up loving it. But yeah, the weather is here, is awesome. Utah, it's so cold. - Yeah, they plan on staying here, or are you-- - Oh yeah, no, we end up buying a home. Yeah, no, we're here. - Cool, right at home. - We're here. - I say we make fun of those guys, so just so you know, I climb communication towers. - I do know that, yeah. - Yeah, I don't want to be like, "Oh, we're making fun of them." What is that? - No, no, no, I mean, I make fun of them from the side of the road for no reason. - Oh, you were at the house I had mentioned it to you, and we kinda jump for a second then. - It's all about just the climbing and the height, what they climb, you know, they climb the wooden poles. We climb like 1,000 foot towers. - Well, yeah, I mean, clearly you're better, babe. We get it, yeah. - No, but much respect for those guys. - Yeah, I mean, they're not all the wooden poles, but yes, sometimes they're hanging from a helicopter, too. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so sorry to stuff. - I did that once. (laughing) - I did that never. - Yeah. - Segue Travis was on Fear Factor. Did you guys know this? - We'll get the hell out of here. - Because I said he said he hung from a helicopter, I was kidding, oh, he's not. - I have, but it's not something that I would wanna do every day. (laughing) - You really have one from a helicopter? - Sure, of course. - Of course. - You say it like, that's normal. - Like, that's a thing that most people do. - Like, who hasn't? - I mean, I have, but-- - You have? - Well, well, that's maybe, maybe. - Right, Mary was also on Fear Factor. - Did they have you, like, repel out of the helicopter and all of that? - I was an air crewman, so I had to do, but I wasn't a rescue swimmer air crewman, which they have to do more going into the water and getting people. So this, for just air crew, non-rescue swimmer type, we'd have to get rescued from the water. So, they would throw us in and then hoist us up and then-- - Let me tell you right now, I am a very strong swimmer, put me in a pool, I could be a lifeguard, nothing terrifies me more than me in an open ocean and getting thrown in or having to, like, dive to find someone. - I get that. - And it's not the water, it's whatever's happening underneath the air. - I am the opposite. I'm terrified of just the power of water. - That's fair. - So, like, whenever I'm by the ocean, I'm like, man, it just, you know, it doesn't care, it's just doing it's ocean. - Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Rivers are like that too. - And I'm like, take it, yeah. - Yeah, water is the most powerful-- - It's so strong, yeah. - Well, and especially, you're out in the middle of nothing. - I think it's the fact that I don't, like, not being able to see my feet when you're in the ocean, you know? - Yeah. - Like, swimming pool. - No, but mine are, like, irrational fears 'cause I was the kid that was, like, I guarantee you there's a great white shark in the deep end of this pool, like, don't look down there. When you go underwater, like, bed of this pool, for real, for those common pool sharks, you know? - This six-foot, uh-huh. - The six-foot, uh-huh. - The six-foot, uh-huh. - The six-foot, uh-huh. - The six-foot, uh-huh. - The six-foot, deep pool. - They're vicious, man, they are. - The sharks down there. - Sharks with laser beams on there. - Yeah, it's weird. The animal's thing doesn't bother me as much as just, I think the sheer power and openness and, like, loss of control in that situation. - Yeah. - I will, okay, the openness and the, I will agree with that. I wasn't in the water, but I was on a cruise ship. And it was, like, two o'clock in the morning and my cousin and I walked out. And it was a sea day. And we just looked around and I was like, this is what? Like, there's nothing, like, there's no land, no sun, no moon, like, just black water. And that's floating in the middle of it. And it was a real humbling, like, whoa moment. No, it just was like a holy cow. Your insignificant is not the right word, but, like, you're such a small part of this. - Right. - Like, holy cow, at that moment. - Yeah. - So, so, Navy, you were spent some time zone, some ships? - Yeah, I went, I was, you know, honestly, I was mostly land-based for most of my career, but I went on a LHD, so it's an amphibious. It's, like, slightly smaller than an aircraft carrier. So it only does vertical lift, but it's like, it's a big ship. We went out for three months, but honestly, this was supposed to be a decommissioning of this ship. So it was like their farewell tour and this was leaving from the East Coast. And we hit up, it was the summer and we hit up every port known to man in Europe. Like, it was just, we went to places that nobody ever gets to go and it was like-- - Did you meet Brandy? I'm just kidding. (laughing) - No, there's a dude on the western day. - Well, come on, Eric, ba-ba-ba-ch. - Yeah. (laughing) ♪ And the same same day ♪ - There it is. (laughing) - It's like, right? - Oh, right on. - Looking last, one hit, wonder. - Yeah, one hit, wonder. (upbeat music) - Yeah. - And there it is. - That was, I see, I didn't even know that it was looking last. No, I love the song, no. - Yeah, they didn't really have any other songs. - Well, the song is good, you only need one. - Right? - No, it's true. - Carry the rest of your life. - Right. - That's what I wanna do. I wanna make a one hit wonder and just call it a day. Just live off of it. (laughing) - I mean, really, it's a sweet gig. It's like-- - I mean, the offs are pretty good. You need just one good song. - I am one good. - Go on tour. - Go on tour once. - Yeah. - I go on tour. - Some different variations on the song. - I just do one song and then a mouth. (laughing) - We got the down to my version. We got the rapper. We got the country. (laughing) - We're screaming. (laughing) - We'll see how far that gets in. - I mean, I think we're selling out arenas. I don't know. - Yeah, sure. - That was awesome. - Let's make it happen. - I think you can have them. - I'm gonna go sit in hour and a half. - By the third song, everyone will sing along. (laughing) - Hour and a half long line. - I get into a concert to listen to a guy sing one song. - 27 times. - 27 times. - 27 times. - In different varieties, styles, genres. (laughing) - We're with this organ instrumental. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughing) - The Mormon tabernacle choir. What is happening right now? (laughing) That's hysterical. - All right, so this is also a drinking show. Doesn't look like you're drinking it. - They don't drink it. - What's you sipping there? - We've got water. - No, I'm drinking it. - Water. - I appreciate healthy folks, though, that's good. Someone's got to balance this out once in a while. - But you do, you have drink before. - I have. - Never. (laughing) - I've dabbled. - Yeah, I've dabbled. I've been known. - Dip your toes. - What was your go-to beverage? - That's not an easy answer, 'cause it really was like a mood time what I'm doing, basically. - Yeah, okay, okay. - So, I mean-- - You don't have like a tri, like for me, Tito's and soda tried and true anywhere like-- - Oh, gin and tonic. - Okay. - That would be my-- - Yeah. - Brand or just ting-a-ray. - Ting-a-ray. - And I like their rank poor, I think it's called. It's like a, I don't know, Lyman Fuse or something, I don't know. - Okay, okay. - Yeah. - Lyman Fused. - Yeah. - And Chris. - So. - Vodka was my drink of choice. - Very good. - They said. - They have that in common. - Brand? - No, Costco. (laughing) - I don't remember that. - The good stuff. - The Kirkland's gallon, but they have-- - The Kirkland with the handle. (laughing) - Get the Kirkland handle babe. Get the Kirkland handle. (laughing) - I mean, you know, I'm not really a vodka guy, but to me, all vodka kind of tastes the same. You know what I mean? - I'm raspberry vodka was good. - Okay, well, I wouldn't start out in flavors and stuff, yeah. - No, if you try some like smearing off, I guarantee you, if you put smearing off vodka, pop off, and teetos, I could tell you the teetos. - You think so? - I might not be able to tell you the difference in the other two, but I could tell you what was teetos, for sure. - Interesting. - Not gonna sound like an alcoholic, but that's all I drink is teetos. - We're gonna have to do a blind taste on for us. - This is a funny story, 'cause this is my brother and his lifelong roommate down in, or up in Hermosa Beach outside of LA. He, his roommate is like dead set on like, I only drink teetos, like I don't like any other vodka. Well, they'd always keep this like handle a teetos, and my brother would go to Costco and get the Kirkland print. - Oh, just refill it. - And just fill it. (laughing) He's like, I've been doing this for like two years, and he's like, this is the only stuff I drink. (laughing) - Well, maybe the Kirkland is a little higher quality. We're not gonna pop off as like, not the best. - Didn't your dad just give me, was it teetos that you gave me the other day, and we were in Vegas, and her dad brings me this mini bottle of teetos. It was like, I mean, it was a story about other mini bottles of this. - Yes, honey, I was stealing things for her, or the whole trip for some reason. - And I was like, how sweet, I don't even drink, but I'm gonna treasure it forever. - All right, so that sounds like a story, so you all went to Vegas, what was going on in Vegas? - Oh, we had a shrunk 3D conference. They're first ever, and so yeah. - So is this in like all 50 states, where are y'all at? - Yeah, I mean, it's franchise, actually, it's not franchising in all 50 states. I couldn't tell you how many states it is, 'cause not all, there's a whole process to become a franchise in each state, and you have to go through each state separately, so some haven't like approved that process. - When we started looking into shrunk, California had just barely gotten approved, or they had gotten approved by California. - Yeah, so do you know how many are in California? - There's only three of us right now that are active. There's-- - San Francisco's first. We were second here in San Diego, and LA was third. - Okay. - Yeah. Now we have another two, I think, coming up. - So I mean, it must be pretty big if there was a whole conference in Vegas for it. - I mean, we've got up to, I think 90 that have signed on with them, but they don't necessarily all have their trailers and stuff yet, so the-- - So do they provide that, and it's like a pay thing, or you have to provide the trailer, and you want the business-- - We buy it from them. - Oh, okay, so you do buy it from that company, okay. - Yeah, they had it all decked out for us and ready to go, so that's like part of our-- - Do they provide maintenance on it and stuff, if something happens, or that's on you guys? - Yeah, it's like it's ours, basically. - Yeah. - Basically, it is ours. - We owe them. - So somebody sits in there and gets drunk, gets drunk-- - It gets drunk and drunk. - Gets drunk and knocks the camera. - It is on our dime. Well, thankfully it only takes about five seconds, so you're not in there long enough to do any damage. - Yeah, steady yourself for five seconds. It's the animals that we bring in there, I think sometimes we're more worried about the dog, but we've had really good dogs and animals. - Oh my gosh, we shrunk our chickens. - We should do one with Titan and the chickens. - I'm gonna get out of here. - We did my boys, but one has a chicken on their shoulder, the other is just holding it. - Oh, yeah. - It takes a while to get it all. - Yeah, that's what we did have to take a few shots. I mean, it goes chicken-- - It can be done. - There, I'm here, yeah. - But that chicken has to sit still for like a couple-- - Well, we just had a lot of retakes. - Did you see that chicken on my hand yesterday, babe? Like dead. - Well, when the lights dip, he's not gonna move. - When the sweet curves-- - I'll just hold him like this. - You're like, what's that tiny tune's character? - It's actually a dead chicken, almaira. - Almaira. - That's what my dad used to call me. - I'm gonna love her and kiss her and hug it and squeeze it. - Well, 'cause you put them on their backs and you rub their bellies and they fall asleep. Yeah, but they're little, they're only two weeks old. - Plenty and a mice-a-man. - Yeah, oh, boy, keep killing the rabbits. - Oh, no. - What can I have for you? - Oh, yeah. - And my little clearly, take the nice peanut. Ooh, now I have a cute little squirrely, really deep, bad and loving. You're just clean. I'll take you home and lock you in a nice little cage. I never, never, ever looked at you. Can't you? I love you? And hug you? And squeeze you. All of you. - That is me. And she's a red hand. What is it? - I was gonna say it was a sheer red hand. - I don't know. - She was red hand. - That's definitely you. We need to make a doll of, yeah. And that's, man, we can work that out. - Red. - We can work. - We'll have you sitting right next to her. That'd be hilarious. Okay, we're gonna play some music. What would you, sweet curbs, what would you like to hear? You know what I wanna hear? I wanna hear some Tyler Childers. - I just thought you asked me what I'd like to hear. - Oh, well, yeah, go ahead. Sorry, I cut you off. My bad. - Go ahead. I'll get the next one. - No, wait. - What about the King of Country? - The King of Country? - George Strait. - No, that's not the King of Country. - She's been listening to the show. - Oh, you're fine. - Get out of my studio. (all laughing) - I'd like to thank Dean for that one piece. - Travis would like to listen to "I'm All Yarn." - Oh, yeah. - "I'm All Yarn." - I had a Tyler Childers song. "I'm All Yarn." That's a good one. But if you wanna do a George Strait, you can do a George Strait. - No, I think he's gonna do a George Strait. - I don't like, I don't not like George Strait. Don't take he's the King of Country. - We simply don't believe he's the King of Country. - I simply do not believe he's the King of Country. - Dean could be the Prince in Waiting. - He's like the juke for my good friend Clarence. (laughing) - He's the one. - The juke for the Joker. - Wow. (upbeat music) ♪ Driving through the roadwork of the works ♪ ♪ They took forever on the road ♪ ♪ Cones were like memories of the miles we shared between ♪ ♪ The place you learned to say your prayers ♪ ♪ The place I took to prayin' ♪ ♪ Floating in and breakin' down my road ♪ ♪ Dark, ordeal dreams ♪ ♪ Long before we ever met ♪ ♪ I made up my direction ♪ ♪ Long before a new the half of half I'm sure of now ♪ ♪ Though I'd say it ain't the way that you'd have gone about it ♪ ♪ Follow me and lead me on ♪ ♪ And never let me down ♪ ♪ So I don't love you till my lungs give out ♪ ♪ I ain't lyin' ♪ ♪ I'm all yours ♪ ♪ You're all mine ♪ ♪ There ain't two ways around it ♪ ♪ There ain't no tryin' 'bout it ♪ ♪ I'm all yours ♪ ♪ You're all mine ♪ ♪ Riding rails and fine hotels ♪ ♪ And all that in the middle ♪ ♪ Every bite and curtain drawn ♪ ♪ I want a taste with you ♪ ♪ Gotta send my days in pen ♪ ♪ The music I ain't refusing ♪ ♪ Pardon me the day and around ♪ ♪ I'm always talkin' too ♪ ♪ So I'll love you till my lungs give out ♪ ♪ I ain't lyin' ♪ ♪ I'm all yours ♪ ♪ You're all mine ♪ ♪ There ain't two ways around it ♪ ♪ There ain't no tryin' 'bout it ♪ ♪ I'm all yours ♪ ♪ You're all mine ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ So I'll love you till my lungs give out ♪ ♪ I ain't lyin' ♪ ♪ I'm all yours ♪ ♪ You're all mine ♪ ♪ There ain't two ways around it ♪ ♪ There ain't no tryin' 'bout it ♪ ♪ I'm all yours ♪ ♪ You're all mine ♪ ♪ There ain't two ways around it ♪ ♪ There ain't no tryin' 'bout it ♪ ♪ I'm all yours ♪ ♪ You're all mine ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Six short months we went together ♪ ♪ Decided it should be forever ♪ ♪ To pay checks for better than one ♪ ♪ A diamond ring ♪ ♪ It was done ♪ ♪ All to the house like I said I would ♪ ♪ In a subdivided neighborhood ♪ ♪ The views got short and the nights got lonely ♪ ♪ 'Cause over long gone ♪ ♪ Before I knew ♪ ♪ I was headed to ♪ ♪ I'm goin' through the big bin, don't mean Dallas ♪ ♪ I can't believe what the judge had to tell us ♪ ♪ I got the jeep, she got the power ♪ ♪ I'm goin' through the big bin, don't mean Dallas ♪ ♪ Things like this and every final ♪ ♪ I'm still payin' on the vinyl ♪ ♪ Glorin' in the laundry room ♪ ♪ There's multi-color and waterproof ♪ ♪ It's a little bit tough to face my friends ♪ ♪ The ones that said that I jumped in ♪ ♪ River of love a little too soon ♪ ♪ That was August ♪ ♪ This is June ♪ ♪ And it's a different too ♪ ♪ I'm goin' through the big bin, don't mean Dallas ♪ ♪ I can't believe what the judge had to tell us ♪ ♪ I got the jeep, she got the power ♪ ♪ I'm goin' through the big bin, don't mean Dallas ♪ ♪ I'm goin' through the big bin, don't mean Dallas ♪ ♪ I can't believe what the judge had to tell us ♪ ♪ I got the jeep, she got the two bedroom mortgages ♪ ♪ Side and light blue flowers ♪ ♪ I'm goin' through the big bin, don't mean Dallas ♪ ♪ I'm goin' through the big bin, don't mean Dallas ♪ (upbeat guitar music) ♪ He was born in the suburb ♪ ♪ Of his Kenny's seventh year ♪ ♪ Love at home to a place he'd never been before ♪ ♪ He left yesterday but finally he might say he was born again ♪ ♪ Might say he found a key for every door ♪ ♪ When he first came to the mountains ♪ ♪ His life was far away on the road ♪ ♪ Hanging by his song ♪ ♪ But the string's already broken and he doesn't really care ♪ ♪ He keeps changing fast and it don't last for long ♪ ♪ If the Colorado Rocky Mountain high ♪ ♪ I've seen it in rain and fire in the sky ♪ ♪ The shadow from the starlight is softer than a lullaby ♪ ♪ Rocky Mountain high ♪ ♪ Rocky Mountain high ♪ ♪ He climbed the fever mountain ♪ ♪ He saw silver clouds below ♪ ♪ He saw everything as far as you can see ♪ ♪ And I say that he got crazy once ♪ ♪ And he tried to touch the sun ♪ ♪ And he lost a friend with Captain Emily ♪ ♪ Now he walks in quiet solitude ♪ ♪ The forests and the streams ♪ ♪ Seeking grace in every step he takes ♪ ♪ His sight has turned inside and the south ♪ ♪ To try and understand ♪ ♪ The serenity of the clear blue mountain lane ♪ ♪ If the Colorado Rocky Mountain high ♪ ♪ I've seen it in rain and fire in the sky ♪ ♪ He walked the tide of the set to the casual reply ♪ ♪ Rocky Mountain high ♪ ♪ Rocky Mountain high ♪ ♪ Now his life is full of wonder ♪ ♪ But his heart still doesn't fear ♪ ♪ Of a simple thing cannot come again ♪ ♪ While they try to tear the mountains down ♪ ♪ They'll bring in a couple more ♪ ♪ More people, more scars upon the land ♪ ♪ If the Colorado Rocky Mountain high ♪ ♪ I've seen it in rain and fire in the sky ♪ ♪ I know he'd be poor and mad if he never saw me this night ♪ ♪ Rocky Mountain high ♪ ♪ The Colorado Rocky Mountain high ♪ ♪ I've seen it in rain and fire in the sky ♪ ♪ Friends around I can't find it ♪ ♪ Everybody's high ♪ ♪ Rocky Mountain high ♪ Rocky bad boy, Rocky bad boy, Rocky bad boy, Rocky bad boy, Rocky bad boy. We're hanging out with Mary and Jessica from shrunk 3d yo yo sandy ego. Hello, we're gonna give a shout out to our other sponsor sweet curbs take the lead. Are you gonna do me like that? I'm gonna do you like that? I'd like to give a shout out to our newest sponsor Jennifer at pommel valley winery. We are open seven days a week at pommel. We always have a good time. Jennifer we thank you so much for supporting the show and music in Ramona. There's live music at pommel at least two nights a week Thursdays and Saturdays six to nine every month every week. Oh, every thank you. See, this is why we need each other. This is why you need me sweet curbs every week every Thursday and every Saturday six to nine. We have music at pommel on our back patio. If the weather's acting funky you can come inside and play so either way we got music. They got a brand new extended patio. It's pretty nice. Yes, we do. We just extended so we can entertain more people more people can come out and enjoy comfortably the wine and music. Okay, that's awesome. Thank you, Jen. We appreciate your support. Yeah, cheers to that or cilantro to that cilantro, yeah, nastropia. Also, did you know shameless plug because I do work at pommel. They were voted best tasting room for 2023. Did they get it? Well, I was last year. I don't know about this. Oh, last year. Oh, this was last year. We are in the running for this year, but I don't know yet. When is the next one supposed to come out for the Ramona? Best of Ramona? I'm not sure. It's always a good time. You know what? You know what? You know who's going to win the shrunk 3d for that. Best miniatures. The best miniatures. You guys. We won the prize of our name. Best of Ramona. What's the price? Best from 3d. You're going to get a statue of yourself. You guys did it. Yay. You really did it. What else? Best cup of coffee. Tastes like a crappy cup of coffee. Yeah. It's almost the holidays. Put a candy cane in it. Oh, wow. All right, so tell us what you got coming up. Like so we can write this stuff down and folks listening. Oh, and how to get in contact with y'all and all that good stuff? All that good stuff. So social media is the best way to find us. Usually Facebook, Instagram, shrunk 3d San Diego. That's the whole thing. Just like it sounds. On all the social media, all the socials. Is it 3-D or just 3-D? 3-D. Okay. Yeah. Keeping it simple. And then every Thursday you can find us at Scripps Ranch Farmers Market. So we set up there. That is Thursday from 3-30 to 7-30. They have an awesome farmers market. There's a lot of great food like international food. It actually opens up at 3-30? Yes. Their food is phenomenal there. Like we look forward to it just for their food. Well, there's, I don't know how you guys feel about ciders, but there's a cidery right there, Newtopia. And it's in their parking lot. So like you go drink cider. You could go take it out, walk around the whole thing. Oh, cool. Oh, you can walk around with beverages. Yeah. They have an outdoor sitting in the center of it. And then it's like all this kinds of food that people bakers. Well, it's called the Scripps Ranch Farmers Market Family Festival or something like that. And they do that every week. Every Thursday. Yeah. It's fun. It's fun. I would love to go to that, but I do a thing every Thursday. Yeah, I know. That's a thing. Thursday nights in Ramona. It's popping off. I know. Yeah, it's popping off. Yeah, it's popping off. Ramona Family Naturals Music. Well, if you're down the hill, swing by and see us there. Yeah. It's kind of a central location for us to be able to have people come see us as one-offs from other bigger events. Yeah. OK. Do they have live music at that thing? Anybody playing guitar in the corner or anything like that? No. They have DJ that works on tips. Very DJ. I mean, it's not live, but yeah. That's pretty good. Yeah. That's cool. Always good. It's a fine-knowing. It's a very good ride out of here. It's a family friendly thing. They give you a punch card, too, and you show up, and they punch you for every time you come. And then at the fifth time or something, they give you like $5 gift card to use at any of the vendors. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. That is cool. Yeah. It's really-- so there's people who come there. So go if you're a PUs or use your gift card from 3D San Diego. Yeah. And then also in November, November 17th, we are doing a holiday bazaar at Nativity School. And what? Rancho Santa Fe. Yeah. Rancho Santa Fe. So they have this annual Nativity School holiday bazaar, and there's like a ton of, you know-- It's supposed to be huge. OK. It's Nativity Scene. What is Nativity School? That's the name of the school? It is. It's like Catholic School. Oh, OK. So it's the actual name of the school. Yeah. So it's like a fundraiser for the Catholic School, but it's a ton of different vendors that go there. And, you know, if you want to go down into Rancho Santa Fe, that will be the place to be. You know, they do some-- See how the other have lived? Yeah, right. You have some crazy stuff over there. It's interesting to see. When I was in Cosmetology School, they asked for volunteers to do-- it was like a military wives' appreciation thing, and the lady that hosted it, her house was in Rancho Santa Fe. Oh, interesting. And so we went to do this event, and I just remember getting to this house, and I'm like, how many people live here? Because this is like a compound. The apartment that I was living in at the time would have fit into probably one of their guest bathroom. It was the most beautiful home. This is crazy. Well, wasn't that-- there was like a cult back there back in the '90s or something, right? In Rancho Santa Fe? Yeah. Yeah. He held people like captive and that. They all like shaved their heads bald. I'm googling Rancho Santa Fe cult right now. Yeah. So maybe that was the house. That was probably the house. There's an athlete special. It wasn't in the '90s, it was a sweet curse. What? I think it was, actually. There was literally just a Netflix special on this. I forgot what it's called. Sweet Curbs is a young, and she was in high school in the '90s. Everything says Heaven's Gate. Heaven's Gate. That's what it was. That was in Rancho Santa Fe, wow. Is it the people with the Kool-Aid and the sneakers waiting for the comet? Not Kool-Aid, they all put sneakers in. Like the comet was going to pass by, something like that, right? Yeah, they thought that there was a spaceship behind it. Oh, don't remember the key. The keem feels like. It was the hell-bop comet, and they thought as the comet was coming by, they would all go up in the video. And they had to have Nike's, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and they would all be taken up to the spaceship. Oh. Yeah. That's wonderful. I'm sorry, Michelle. Spoiler alert. It didn't work out. There's no spaceship there. They didn't work out. Behind the hell-bop comet. They all woke up the next day dead. Well, they didn't let me hang out. Yeah, yeah. Cut two. Kirby's doing hair. Yeah, yeah. In the whole house in the middle of the '90s. Were they all wearing Nike sneaky, sweet curves? No, I know. I was like, wait a minute. But I think they all shaved their heads when everybody, they're like, you're here to learn. You're here to do this, but you're just going to shave everybody's head. Strapings are shaved, yeah. I want to see myself in this particular reflection of his childhood. Filling deja vu, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I have this crazy idea. Yeah. So I heard that you're kind of one of those throwback hip-hop kind of girls. Oh. You like the throwback hip-hop stuff? I could do that, yeah. You like those? Uh-huh. I want to test Kirby out here. All right. I bet she's a closet hip-hop. I don't. I'm not. So when I tell you I grew up on country, I grew up on country. So we're going to do "Name the Tune" with hip-hop hip-hop? Yeah, well, for a couple. Let's just see what happens. All right, yeah. Let's see what happens. I'm not scared. Oh, well, Snoop. And Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre. That's not Snoop. Oh, wait, no, it's not. I have no idea. No. Kirby, that's too fast. It is too fast. All right. Why is I struggling with that? I thought it was Snoop and Dr. Dre first, too. These are like legendaries. Yeah. Who is this? Biggie. It is. Oh. Well, it also starts out, I think. What's the name of the song? Yeah. Who's this next one? Mm-hmm. No jiggity. Kirby back three boys. I'm going to explain the race. It's right. We're going to have a spot. Not the black street boys. Black street. I just merged two bands. It could be epic. That's a whole other band. Yeah. Wait till those two go on to her. I do it like this song. Yeah, like all of this. Who's this? Hey, Joe. You know the old sugar band. They be tricking it to animals. No idea. No idea. Oh, whatever you like is the song. I have no idea. Hold on. Oh, my God. I don't know. My listeners. Oh, but one bar. One bar. Because I want to see the girls on it. It's T.I. Oh, see. Travis. Who is this? Like Destiny's Shullers. Oh, no. I have no idea. Mary. It's Chris Brown and Jordan Sparks. It is. It is. Good job. I'm trying to think of who it was. Good job. I don't know. Was that redemption for Black Street boys? I was. I mean, that could be like a world touring band. If they merged, who knows what magic they'd make? The ladies would love it. Oh, my God. All right. So what do you want to do? Can you want to try taking on Kirby on name that tune for a moment? Oh, sure. You want to give it a go? Yeah. Wait, I thought we were just doing it. Well, that was just fun. All right. That was just me going, "Hey, do you know who this is?" He's over here. He's playing with his buttons, all right? He's like, "I heard playing with his buttons." He's like, "I want to play." I want to play. All right. Who's keeping... Is it me and Mary? Who is it? I'll do it too. You're in. Just in case. Just in case. Oh, good luck. I'm in. All right. No, Mary and I, we chatted earlier. Oh, it's Cassie going to keep square. Okay. Okay. You want to do just 80s hits? Sure. You good with that? Yeah. If you can do that? 80s hits. It doesn't have to be not general. 80s hits. It does not have to be country. Just whatever, 80s. It's just 80s hits. Shit, okay. Can we do that? Country wrote off. Let's see. We're rails here. I can do it here. You gotta lose sometimes. Otherwise, it's not fun. I know. This might go horribly. I know. We played heavy metal a couple of weeks ago. Awesome. Really got weird. Got dark. We all started to punch in one. It's a music show, too. So now that we're officially playing. You knew that already. Oh, yeah. Skip. We gotta do the official rules. We're actually playing. I didn't know we were playing. I know. Don't want to learn. All right. So. Official rules. Here we go. Eric's going to play a song. Whoever bells in first, your name is your bell. So if you know it, Mary. Yeah. Your five second starts. Okay. Name or artist. Yeah. If you get one of those, you get five more seconds to get the counterpart to that. If you cannot, it's opened up to the rest of us. Okay. Yeah. Sing it two points per one. Our person. Okay. All right. Let's give this a go. You ready? Yeah. Oh my God. We're almost out on the fix already. Here we go. Kirby. Go ahead. No, it's not. Travis. Go ahead. Shout. Let it all out. No. Nope. Uh huh. No. It's like Mary's. It wasn't. Be us, say Mary. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got to say Mary. It's Kirby. It was. It was. It was. It was. You guys all got it wrong now. It's tears for fears. Oh. Tears for fears. Damn. God dang it. I knew that. My brain is not ready. Here's the next one. Here's the next one. Here's the next one. It kicks a couple to warm up. Travis. Oh. Oh. I knew it. I knew it. I was mad about messing that one. I should have said that immediately. I got too wrapped up in the song. Hold up. Hold up. We do that so totally right. Can we just listen to this? Yeah. Yeah. Who's this? Travis. Travis. Uh. Count it. Cooker melon cam. It is. Uh, Jackie Diane. It is. It is. It is not Cougar melon cam. John Cougar melon cam. Thank you. I said melon cam. Wow. I got two. Cassie. All right. Here's the next one. All right. Travis. Go ahead. Kiss. Anybody else? Oh. Oh my God. Come on. Mary. Go ahead. Oh. It is. It is. There you go. I'm telling you I got a niche. Not a genre. I got a niche. All right. Here comes the next one. Travis. Go ahead. Hey Mickey. Oh God. Push it. Come on. Push it. Who sings it? I can't think of it. Kirby. This is minute work, right? God dang it. It's debo. Oh, debo. Oh, I never guessed that. I'm really having a bad go. We did know that. You know what's crazy? It's like we all know. I know. All right. Who's this? Mary. Go ahead. Our house. It is. Bye. I know. Travis. Go ahead. Talking heads. No. I don't know who it is. I know it's not that bad. Madness. Madness. I do not know that. Lots of one hit wonders in the 80s. Is it? - Yeah, that's what I want to tell. All right, we've got time for about two more. - All right. - Travis. - Travis. - Michael Jackson. - It is. - Billy Jean. - It is. (bell dings) - All right, here's the last one. - Also, I have to say this is the 80s. They're both much older than me. No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't think you can marry her to same age. So kudos. (laughing) - Okay, who's this? - Travis. - Go ahead. - Robert Palmer. - It is. - Ooh. - I know what it is. - Addicted to love. - There you go. (laughing) - Did I win? - Travis more? - Your job is shit, I won. - Wow. - Yeah. - I struggle on remembering my name. - Travis got married. - I mean, you're the oldest, so that's fair. (laughing) - Travis got a, Mary got five. - Oh. - And poor Kirby. - Did I get any? - Big old goose egg. - Oh, sad day. - You got skunked sweet curbs here. Give me a slob trophy. - You're so much older than me, though. - Absolutely. - I had to allow you win. That would have been embarrassing. - All right, yeah, you're right. - See, she'll let me win every once in a while. (laughing) - When it counts. - That was fun. - It was fun, it was fun doing that, right? It's a little bit fun. All right, it's been an hour already. - Oh, like hell times right? - Do we have to say goodbye to you? (laughing) - Yeah. - I am so. (laughing) - Ladies and gentlemen. - Thank you all so much for hanging out with us Mary and Jessica. - Oh, absolutely. - Shrunk 3D, San Diego. - Any final words? - Thanks for having us. - Yeah. - Thank you guys. - It was fun. - It was a great time. And we hope to see, we hope to hear people come up to us and be like, oh my God, I heard about you. I'm not ready yet. - Hey, you know, everyone, he gets more and more. - No, you know what we're gonna do, though. We're going to recreate these little dolls. And we're gonna wear the same thing that we're wearing in these things. And then we're gonna take a photo and then we're gonna post it on Facebook. We're gonna stand in front of these things. - That's real perfect. - I look at it, the inside of my ankle. - You gotta wear that. - The inside is my star tattoo. That is wild. - You know what I love? But they went a little one step extra with ours. Did you see what they did for our base? - Yes. - So. - Look how cool that is. - Obviously you can't see. - But Eric and Cassie's figurines, their miniatures have the Ramona Radio logo as the base. And Travis and I have the Outlaw Barbecue logo as our base. So a very special touch. - I thought that was pretty cool. It was not expecting that. That was rad. - Well we could totally customize those bases with all sorts of stuff. And even we actually did one recently. I don't know if you guys talked about the big lemonade stand that they had here. - Oh the little boy? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So we actually did one of him, of Liam. And we had him stand like he was holding something that wasn't there and we put in a Venmo code. - Oh that's smart. - So when he's printed, it looks like him. So he could put it on a stand and it's him holding his Venmo code and some lemonade. - Oh that's as smart as that. - That's really cool. - That's really cool. - That's super cool. - Hell yeah. - All right. - Yeah, well thanks for hanging out with us. - Well thanks for having us. - Are you gonna come back again someday? - I would love to. - Come hang out? - All right, I'll see you again. - Let us know when you start drinking again. - All right. (all laughing) - I could be fun without booze. You were very fun without booze. - All right, you could be a lot fun or not. Just kidding. (all laughing) All right, we love you. Thanks for popping by. - Love you guys. - Thank you guys. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) ♪ There's an Elvis movie on the marquee sign ♪ ♪ We've all seen at least three times ♪ ♪ Everybody's broke by this guy above ♪ ♪ Put a dollar's worth of gas in his pickup truck ♪ ♪ Going 90 miles an hour down a dead end road ♪ ♪ What's a very sunny way you're gonna go ♪ ♪ We're gonna, I'll have to move ♪ ♪ Shoot out the light, it's a small town ♪ ♪ Saturday night, it's a small town Saturday night ♪ ♪ Lucy's got a lipstick on a little too bright ♪ ♪ Bobby's getting drunk and looking for a fight ♪ ♪ Lick around his breath, the trouble on his mind ♪ ♪ Well, Lucy's just a kid along for the ride ♪ ♪ Got a six pack of beer and a bottle of wine ♪ ♪ Gotta be bad just to have a good time ♪ ♪ We're gonna, I'll have to move ♪ ♪ Shoot out the light, it's a small town ♪ ♪ Saturday night, it's a small town Saturday night ♪ ♪ Bobby told Lucy's the world ain't around ♪ ♪ Drop so sharp at the edge of town ♪ ♪ Lucy, you know the world must be flat ♪ ♪ 'Cause when people leave town they never come back ♪ ♪ They go night and miles are now too silly ♪ ♪ It's time for the pedal to the nettle ♪ ♪ For they change their mind ♪ ♪ Hey, I'll have to move ♪ ♪ Shoot out the light, it's a small town Saturday night ♪ ♪ I'll have to move, shoot out the light ♪ ♪ It's a small town Saturday night ♪ ♪ It's a small town Saturday night ♪ ♪ It's a small town Saturday night ♪ (guitar music) (guitar music) ♪ I bet you never heard of Mars who didn't say ♪ ♪ Yes, Kitty, have you ever thought of running away ♪ ♪ Settling down, would you marry me ♪ ♪ If I ask you twice, I'm very pretty please ♪ ♪ The seat of said yes in a New York minute ♪ ♪ We never tied to nuts ♪ ♪ The part was a minute he stole a kiss ♪ ♪ As he rode away, mean every song he's had ♪ ♪ That kid is placed ♪ ♪ Should have been a cowboy ♪ ♪ I should have learned to ride ♪ ♪ Where in my six year ride my pony on a cat and drive ♪ ♪ Stealing in young girl's hearts ♪ ♪ Just like Jean and Roy ♪ ♪ Stinging those campfire songs ♪ ♪ Oh, I should have been a cowboy ♪ ♪ Might have had a sidekick with a funny name ♪ ♪ Running wild through the hills chasing ♪ ♪ Just a James bending up on a crank of danger ♪ ♪ Riding shotgun for the Texas Rangers ♪ ♪ No extra man, haven't you been told ♪ ♪ California's full of escape ♪ ♪ We're mittin' and go sleepin' out all night ♪ ♪ Beneath the desert stars ♪ ♪ Dreamin' my eye and a prayer ♪ ♪ In my heart ♪ ♪ I should have been a cowboy ♪ ♪ I should have learned to ride ♪ ♪ Where in my six year ride my pony on a cat and drive ♪ ♪ Stealing in young girl's hearts ♪ ♪ Just like Jean and Roy ♪ ♪ Stinging those campfire songs ♪ ♪ Oh, I should have been a cowboy ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ I should have been a cowboy ♪ ♪ I should have learned to ride ♪ ♪ I'd be wearin' my six year ride my pony on a cat and drive ♪ ♪ Stealing in young girl's hearts ♪ ♪ Just like Jean and Roy ♪ ♪ Stinging those campfire songs ♪ ♪ Oh, I should have been a cowboy ♪ ♪ Yeah, I should have been a cowboy ♪ ♪ I should have been a cowboy ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ When the sun goes down on my side of town ♪ ♪ That lonesome feeling comes to my door ♪ ♪ The whole world turns to blue ♪ ♪ There's a run-down bar across the railroad track ♪ ♪ I got a table but two ♪ ♪ Way in the back where I sit alone ♪ ♪ I think I'm losing you ♪ ♪ I spend most every night beneath the light of a neon moon ♪ ♪ Now if you lose your one and only ♪ ♪ There's always room here for the long land ♪ ♪ But once your broken dreams dance in and out of the beans ♪ ♪ Urban neon moon ♪ ♪ I think these two young lovers are running wide and free ♪ ♪ I close my eyes and sometimes see you in the shadows ♪ ♪ But this smoke will run ♪ ♪ No telling how many tears I've set here to cry ♪ ♪ Or how many lies that I've liked ♪ ♪ In my core heart ♪ ♪ 'Cause you come back someday ♪ ♪ Oh, but I'll be all right ♪ ♪ As long as there's light from a neon moon ♪ ♪ Oh, if you lose your one and only ♪ ♪ There's always room here for the long land ♪ ♪ And once your broken dreams dance in and out of the beans ♪ ♪ Urban neon moon ♪ ♪ The jukebox plays on a drink by drink ♪ ♪ And the words of every sad song seem to say what I think ♪ ♪ And it's heard inside of me ♪ ♪ Ain't never gonna hear ♪ ♪ Oh, but I'll be all right ♪ ♪ As long as there's light from a neon moon ♪ ♪ Oh, if you lose your one and only ♪ ♪ There's always room here for the long land ♪ ♪ And once your broken dreams dance in and out of the beans ♪ ♪ Urban neon moon ♪ ♪ Once your broken dreams dance in and out of the beans ♪ ♪ Urban neon moon ♪ ♪ Oh, but your broken dreams dance in and out of the beans ♪ ♪ Urban neon moon ♪ ♪ Oh, but your broken dreams dance in and out of the beans ♪ ♪ Oh, but your broken dreams dance in and out of the beans ♪ ♪ And once your broken dreams dance in and out of the beans ♪ ♪ And once your broken dreams dance in and out of the beans ♪ ♪ And once your broken dreams dance in and out of the beans ♪ All right, we're back. That was fun. Good old Mary and Jessica. They're shocked. I really like these little dolls, man. I got to say. We definitely got to read. Well, because the longer I look at them, the more detail I see, and it's truly impressive what they can put on a four-inch doll, five-inch-hour photo. You can see them on a doll. Miniature, I'm sorry. I haven't told Travis, don't call it a doll. They don't like to be cold. A miniature, they said. I know. Do you think they come to life when we go to bed? Like a little Cassie and Eric and little Kirby and Travis are going to have a party tonight, near? Probably. We're going to wake up tomorrow and there's three more episodes. Wake up tomorrow and there's no Jack down here. We're like, "What happened?" All right, who took the Jack? Where'd the Jack go? We're gathered just outside down in it. They're upside down in our rocks glasses. Oh, my God. All right, so we're going to do a shout-out to our other sponsor, good old Ramona family naturals. Victoria. Victoria Bradley. There we go. Princess Chime. She gets her own thing, because she's a princess. If you haven't been to Ramona family naturals, you've got to go check it out. It's an organic food store. They also have a full kitchen. Hey, do they have music sometimes? They've got music sometimes, usually every Thursday. I know this cool band that plays there. They're called Dirty Confetti. Yeah, they're all right. Usually every Thursday. They're all right. They're pretty good. They're decent. I heard the singer's pretty good. They get the job done. The singer's hot that I will say that, but everyone else there. Aw, thanks sweet curves. Give me a plug. Anyway, wait, are you a dirty confetti? I was talking about someone else on the face. Who's that dick over there? Wait, who's dirty confetti then? I had my band done. Sorry, we're doing a promotion or a thank you. We're doing a promotion and they also have a coffee bar. So in the morning time, you can go there and get you an organic cup of coffee. I guess where I went today to get my cup of coffee. Would you get your coffee today, sweet curves? Ramona family naturals. I knew it. [laughter] What kind of coffee did you get? Did you get the cold ice coffee or did you get a hot coffee? I got a nice coffee. I got an iced coffee with heavy cream and vanilla stevia. Boring. Sounds fancy. I don't even know what that is. Anyway, go check out the store. They're really cool. They got all organic food, all organic groceries. All that to say, we love them. Thank you. You can buy meats there. You can buy vegetables and fruits. They serve beer and wine also. Everything in between. On Thursdays and Sundays too. They do a brunch on Sundays and they usually have a live musician, which is usually like a one or two person type of acoustic kind of style music. It's really cool. You need to go check it out. Ramona is a very cool family. Cassie and I were there recently and I was telling her. I think this is the best selection of craft beer. It's all consolidated. It's a good craft beer. I can't at a time. That's the thing. You can try it out. That's what's cool. You don't have to buy a whole commit to a whole six pack of something you might not like. The first time I did that, she goes, "No, you just crack it off the little ring." I go, "You can't just take one." She goes, "Yes, you can." You can buy just one. I just want a one pack. Yeah, I need one. There's always that one poor guy that goes, "I only need one, but he's the one that gets stuck with the big ring pack thing stuck to his beer." All the rings and just one beer on the six pack ring. All right, so guess who's here? We got the amazing Cassie go for. Hi Cassie, how are you? Oh my God. What do you say? What is it? The crowd goes wild. [Laughter] I used to have an applause button on here. [Laughter] Somehow curves tonight. That's okay. We got the applause. Cassie, I covered it. We did it. We're good. We did it live. We'll do it live. [Laughter] We'll do it live. Fuck it. Do it live. I can all write it and we'll do it live. All right in. I don't know why that never gets old. I love that. [Laughter] Because we do it live. You can tell how angry he is and that sounds better. He's just like spat out. In the video, he like stands up, sits down, stands up, sits down. He's just like shaking his head. I think I said this last week of the week before. The best part ever is and this shows the professional that he is. At the end. When it actually starts, he's screaming, blah, blah, blah, doing all this. And then it starts and it's like totally calm. Thank you. And we're back. We have such and such performing, blah, blah, blah, blah. And we're going to go ahead and wrap it up here. We got very calm, like just got it together when it needed to be together. And then it's all right, cut. This fucking thing sucks. [Laughter] Wait, that's just like this show. [Laughter] Music break. Sometimes. Travis is a little principal. I know Eric gets mad at me sometimes when I'm like, "No, play this song." When is it, Eva? I don't. I got two seconds, I can't type that fast. [Laughter] Travis always asks, "Hey, can you make the next song fill in the blank?" I go, "Dude. No, I can't, Travis." No, I can't. [Laughter] Believe in yourself, Eric, you can do this. You've got three seconds. It's his confidence in you. That's what it is. Yeah. I have strong confidence in Eric, the sound guy. [Laughter] We haven't had Cassie on in a couple of weeks. I know. Cassie, how are you doing? How have you been? No. We've always had a company that we've had guests who have been big squatters and hang them. Big squatters. I came on after panic because panic had to go to rehearsals. Oh, yeah, that's right. That was the last time we hung out. That was the last time. Well, I do want to appreciate it. You came on after Dean, too. He left, didn't you? That was ages ago. Oh, yeah. No, no, that's good. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. I don't remember. Yeah, I know. They all start to go much together. All right, where's the whiskey? [Laughter] Oh, that Dean. That Dean. [Laughter] Natural selection team. Yeah. Yes. Oh, yeah. [Laughter] Am I crazy? That was crazy. That was last week. That was literally last week. Oh, okay. That's so good. [Laughter] Mm. You guys don't know what happens to the studio. Fudge a little bit of tactical. Oh, my God. There's Dean. I love barbecue Dean, and there's Dean. Natural selection Dean. Fair enough. Yeah. Yeah. You know, someday when we're at like episode 200, and we're going to look back and forth. We won't know. We're going to be like, I remember it. I have no idea. It was on the show. It was a guy. I think it was a guy. I think we already don't. It was the cream of some young guy, Speaker. No. [Laughter] You're Wayne's world. It was gross. You're all. It was some guy. And it just made me... 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I want it to look like a dragon. (laughter) I think a little woodpecker would be afraid of a dragon. (laughter) What are you, though? I don't know. What other interesting news is going on in the world, Eric? Okay, yeah, no. You got all the word for it. You got all the word for it. You got all the word for it. I do. So, this is Greek man that was arrested in the past couple of weeks. He kept entering his neighbor's property to smell, increase, increase, to smell their shoes. Ew. Not to take them. He was breaking into his neighbor's property to smell their shoes. But, like, did they keep their shoes on the porch or, like, he would, like, go into their home? I think he was breaking in. I'm going to break in this house and smell these shoes. To smell shoes. Some people's shoes smell real bad. Why would, why? You know, I was just like, okay. It's like the Mr. Deeds guy. I'm going to change your socks. He had a foot thing. Blood fetishes are weird. And then there was in Poland, there was a funeral home that had to apologize profusely for dropping a corpse out of the back of the hearse on the into traffic. Oh, God. Like, hold on, hold on, hold on. An actual corpse or, like, a coffin? No, it's like a corpse. It's a corpse. In Poland, they don't put him in boxes. No. I don't know. Send him on a little slab. He would get to go. They're on an ice cube just in the back. That's not fair. That's why this was set outside. It's a refrigerated wagon on it. For my polish. For our polish. You just hit a red light too quickly and off the back he went. He was trying to drag race and it's a bah. No. Some guy said it. He tried to beat the guy off the line. He hit his car window. Oh, shit. So, we are talking about a corpse here. Oh, God. And then, when the sheet slid off his window, there was a body lying in the road. What would you do though? Real life. Oh, my gosh. Driving down Main Street. The driver thought he hit the guy. Yeah, I'd be like, did I kill him? No, he was already dead. No, yeah. But, can you imagine? Oh, my God. Oh, man. That would be, that would be, yeah. They definitely have to write up some apologies. I tell you. Well, I use rival life rides. My bad. From time to time in town. Yeah. And they use a horse and I'm like, is that safe? That was my first thought. Yeah. That was that safe. Here's the best story about a rival life. My little brother came to visit a couple months ago. We both were at work so we couldn't pick him up at the airport. So, I said, hey, I know this thing. They can pick you up. Great. When Travis and I went to Florida, she asked me, do you want the horse or do you want just like a regular car? And we're getting picked up at like three o'clock in the morning. So I was like, regular car, thanks. She did not ask me this for my brother. And I didn't bother to tell him it could potentially be a hearse. So, he flies in. Her name is Melissa Arrivala. She's standing with a sign. I don't even know if she had a sign. All I know is I tell my brother, her name is Melissa. She's going to pick you up. This is where you go. I tell Melissa to meet, meet at Palmo. We get there. Having met your brother, this story is so much better. No, he's like, we're polar opposites. I love my brother. He's amazing, but he's super straight laced, like just no nonsense. Kind of shy. So guy. I get to Palmo to meet them in the parking lot to pick my brother up. He's buckled in the backseat of this limo hearse. He just looks at me and shakes his head. And he was like, this is crazy. You didn't tell me it was a hearse. And I was like, well, honestly, I didn't think about it. I'm sorry. But it wasn't fun. I am. This story is so much better. It really is. It's a nice hearse, though. But my favorite part is he was buckled in the backseat, like on the side by the door. When she picked me up, when I came home from Texas, I sat in the window. I looked at everything. She had drinks. I was like, oh, thanks. Cocktails. He was terrified. I don't know. I don't know. Terrified. But he's just we're opposite. He doesn't drink. He's like, super straight. He's like, all right. My friends are going to pick you up from the airport. Just be ready. But it wasn't even my friend. Like, he got a crop. I mean, it is a proper pickup service, but it is a hearse. Like, that's something you probably should do. That is so fun. Oh, my gosh. And I did not tell him. I was just like, oh, yeah. I've met her here. Her name's Melissa. That's funny. Yeah. And since we did mention the live rides, a live rides, it is a fun service. You want to go somewhere in a limousine? Yeah, she's really cool. And since we brought her up, we can go and drop her phone over here. If anybody wants to call her and get a ride in a hearse, 760-703-4370. Yes. There you go. Airport pickups, bar crawls. I used it a couple of weeks ago to come home from Poma. Oh, there you go. Yeah, I did. She took all the musicians last year. She actually volunteered her time, which was very cool. We went Christmas caroling to a couple wineries, and she drove us around. She's very sweet, Melissa. It's a fun time. Yeah. Pretty cool. And she does good deeds. You know, giving people rides who are too drunk to drive, and I appreciate that. I greatly appreciate that. All right, sweet curbs. We're going to play some tunes. What do you want to listen to? Blake Shelton. No. God's country. No, you won last time. I'm sorry. Don't ask me anymore if you're not just going to let me say it. I like it. I like it every time he goes. So what do you want to hear? Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, no. No, no, no, no. So Travis Ross, what do you want to hear? You know what? You know what I want to hear. First of all, screw you. God's country first. There we go. But then you can have your second one. You can have your second one. That's fair. OK. [MUSIC] Right outside of this warm church town, there's a golden road to a whole lot of nothing. Got a deed to the land. But it ain't my ground. This is God's country. We pray for rain, thank you when it's falling because it brings a grain in a little bit of money. We put it back in the plate, I guess that's why they call it God's country. I saw the light in a sunrise sitting back in a 40 on the muddy river side getting baptized and holy water and shine with the dogs running, save by the sound of a being found. He whistled in the wind that will get you heaven bound, the devil went down to Georgia but he didn't stick around, this is God's country. We turn the dirt and work until the week's done. We take a break and break bread on sunny then do it all again because we're proud to be from God's country. I saw the light in a sunrise sitting back in a 40 on the muddy river side getting baptized and holy water and shine with the dogs running, save by the sound of a being found. He whistled in the wind that will get you heaven bound, the devil went down to Georgia but he didn't stick around, this is God's country. God's country, I don't care what my headstone reads or what kind of pine wood box I end up in when it's my time, lady six feet deep in God's country. I saw the light in a sunrise sitting back in a 40 on the muddy river side getting baptized and holy water and shine with the dogs running, save by the sound of a being found. He whistled in the wind that will get you heaven bound, the devil went down to Georgia but he didn't stick around, this is God's country. I saw the light in a sunrise sitting back in a 40 on the muddy river side getting baptized and holy water and shine with the dogs running, save by the sound of a being found. He whistled in the wind that will get you heaven bound, the devil went down to Georgia but he didn't stick around, this is God's country. I don't leave and hear him from down when it comes to you and me, you know all about the way I feel inside, you know how hard I try, that don't mean that I can't love a little stronger, dig a little deeper, know a little farther and you think that please you go. And I'm gonna start all over, show you girl what's in my heart, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you tell me you're the lucky one might I seek thanks to Father, I have just begun to show you that you mean everything to me, I still feel the need, love a little stronger and I'm gonna start all over, show you girl what's in my heart, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, love a little stronger, dig a little deeper, know a little farther and you think that ♪ And that I'm gonna start all over ♪ ♪ Show you through what's in my heart ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ ♪ Oh, a little farther than anything could please you, girl ♪ ♪ Oh, a little farther than anything could please you, girl ♪ ♪ Oh, a little farther than anything could please you, girl ♪ Show you through what's in my heart, you don't have a little stronger. Gotta love a little stronger. Gotta love a little stronger. Gotta love a little stronger. (guitar strumming) She turned up her nose as she walked by my Cadillac. From the corner of my eyes saw you and you laughed. You was little on the swing on your front porch, but paintin' your nails like you were born, and you yelled she was her impressed with you. Well, I ain't first class, but I ain't quite trash and wild, and a little crazy too. Some girls don't like boys like me, all but some girls do. I yelled they had asked if you would like me right. Well, we pulled out of your yard up all day time. You was laughin' at me, I was doin' James Dean. You was a prettiest girl I've ever seen. When you hold your eyes and twirl my paint for that. Well, I ain't first class, but I ain't quite trash and wild, and a little crazy too. Some girls don't like boys like me, all but some girls do. We're good old boys, don't get no breaks and rich boys. Well, I ain't first class, but I ain't quite trash and wild, and a little crazy too. Some girls don't like boys like me, all but some girls do. Well, I ain't first class, but I ain't quite trash and wild, and a little crazy too. Some girls don't like boys like me, all but some girls do. I ain't quite trash and wild, and a little crazy too. Some girls don't like boys like me, all but some girls do. I said some girls do. You know some girls do. Like boys like me. You know some girls do. (upbeat music) - All right, we're back, man. - What a beautiful Sunday. - Lucky you. - What a cool Sunday day. - Lucky you. (laughing) - What a beautiful Sunday it is, man. - Beautiful. - Beautiful stuff. - So Cassie, your sister came into town a couple weeks ago. - I know, a couple weeks ago it was so much fun. - Where did she live at? - She's up in Nevada. - Nevada. - Nevada. - And my cousin as well. - Nevada. - I thought you were saying Nevada in a weird way. - No, she was like yeah, everybody does. - She jumped there in Nevada. - I mean she's in Nevada. - Nevada. - She's like 20 minutes from Sonoma. She's a New York version of Nevada. - That's an awesome way of saying Nevada. - Nevada. - Nevada. - Nevada. - Nevada. (laughing) - Bill and Ted, right? - Right. - Or something. - Was that on Saturday Night Live the Californians? - Oh, L.I. - L.I. - L.I. - L.I. - Takes to pull all the data to the five. (laughing) - All right, so how long was she out here for? - Oh, it's just the weekend. I had her and my cousin. - Long enough for me to get Hillary Peppers. - Yes. - Hillary, Hillary. - You requested them back in August. - I did. I was very, I apologize, forceful about it. They're very good. - Yeah. - Did y'all do fun stuff? - We did. We drank a lot of wine. - Oh, well. - Lots of fun stuff. Lots of fun stuff. - That's to be expected. - Yeah. We drank a lot of wine. (laughing) No, we just, you know, we sat in the hot tub. We gabbed a lot and went out to see some music. We ended up at, took them to Ramona Ranch and old Julian Latham. - Oh, Latham? - Yeah, that was actually my cousin that already left, but my sister and I ended up at Latham. - Cool. - Kind of a new winery for this town. Great little set up there. I'm excited about it. Firework there. - I went there. I've been there once. It was, it was a cool spot. I think it was like right in the open. - Yeah. Well, it was like very second weekend. - Second weekend, yeah. - Second weekend, yeah. - I'm hoping to get Eric out there pretty soon here because the, - You've never been yet? - Miranda. Mariah. - Mariah. - Mariah. So she's generally been running it, but her husband is a T.C. and Eric's a pilot. So I know that they're-- - You're trapping control. - Traffic control for you laymen out there. - I know. I'm so in the acronyms that it's stupid, but-- (laughing) - And unless I actually knew what Andrew did for a living, I would have no idea what A.T.C. was. - Air traffic. - Air traffic controller. So I know that they have talked to each other because he works for Tracon, which nobody would understand either, but-- (laughing) - How does that work? Are you like, breaker, breaker, tower, ready to land? How does that work? - Hey, Bob, I'm up here and I like to come into the airport, if I could. (laughing) - I'd like to land, please. (laughing) - Excuse me. Excuse me. - Excuse me. I just want my aircraft. - He's safe. You fly around for a couple more minutes, so I'll let you know when you can come in. - This is what happens when you're the captain because the captain doesn't talk on the radio anymore. The second has to. (laughing) Or your wife. - Yeah, I make, I make Cassie talk to my radio and we play. - So what happens if you come on, does that mean like, it's got real? - It means some seriously. (laughing) - That means it's going down. - It means my second ain't doing the job. (laughing) - I don't know if you heard me the first time. My wife was trying to land. - Uh-uh, I ain't doing it no more. It's on you. - All right. - Boy. - I step shit down. (laughing) - Let's hear Claydish. I've been flyin' all the way down from Sacramento. - Say love it here, ball. That's what we're gonna do. We're gonna land this damn plane. (laughing) - I will tell you. - We're gonna come down into that room over there that you guys got goin' on up in the big area. (laughing) We're gonna sit, we're gonna sit and set some cocktails. We're gonna probably do some back dance. (laughing) - Oh my gosh. There are some great recordings. - Travis, you are gonna work the radios. We are going to Catalina, your work of the radios. This is happening. - How's it lookin' down here, ball? Everything good? (laughing) Is that shit cleared out? You got to-- (laughing) - That's funny. - Yeah, honey. - There you go. - Jackson's work of the radio tonight. - There you go. - Yeah. - When we go to Catalina, I'll totally get on that radio. I feel like. (laughing) I'll sound like just a full on hillbilly. (laughing) - I love it. (laughing) - And there are a lot of recordings out on the tube of you and all of that where-- - The tube of you. - The tube of you. (laughing) - And it says they actually do sound like that. And they argue that the tower are with air traffic. - Oh my gosh, there's this one video that's out there that is just hilarious. So there's a thing called a short approach, which basically means land is fast to safely practical, right? So the tower will basically try to get you in. Otherwise it's gonna have to fly out somewhere 'cause somebody else has to get it, right? So sometimes they will ask you for what's called a short approach. Hey, can you do a short approach and the guy goes, "Yeah, hell yeah, I can do a short approach. I can have this plane on the ground 30 seconds." And then the tower goes, "All right, short approach." It is. He goes, "Short approach? Fuck yeah, that's my favorite." (laughing) - He knows dogs it. (laughing) - Coming out. (laughing) - Do they have like safety people over there just in case or no? - No. - The only reason I ask for-- - Well, no, the only reason I ask is I was on a chartered flight. It was a commercial flight. And I was flying to Texas and the captain comes over. We're supposed to land. He's like, "Hey guys, just want to let you know we're supposed to have four sets of wings, only two are opening." So-- - Wings? - Not wings. No. (laughing) No, not wings. What are the-- - There are four sets of wings. There's a lot of wings. - Flaps. - Flaps. - Four sets of wings. - We only have two. Sorry. - Sorry. - Anyways, so we only have two of those. All that means is we're going to come in hot. It should be fine. Everything's great. - Captain said coming hot to the passengers. - He didn't say coming hot, but he said he did say basically it means we're going to have to make a faster, more aggressive landing. But we have all the gear to do it. It's going to be the same. It's just going to be faster and more aggressive. - These are breaks to stop instead of our flaps. Yeah. - So hold on to your lug nuts. (laughing) - I'm a nervous flyer as it is. But if there's turbulence, like an announcement like that, I usually look around to gauge the mindset-- - Flight attendants. - Not even the flight attendants. The mindset of everyone else. - Okay. - Are they still flipping through their magazine or they calm whatever? So everyone was very calm. Okay, great. So we land. It was fine. It wasn't necessarily turbulent, but it was very fast and fast, but once we land, I look out my window and we're not on a tarmac at a gate. We're like in the middle of the runway. There's fire trucks. - Emergency vehicles ready. - Yeah, yeah. And we had to sit on the plane for an hour and a half because come to find out, we came in so hot and so fast they were worried about something with the tire sparking that could potentially blow up the engine. - Yes. - Not the engine, the gas. Like, yeah, yeah. And so-- - They set them brakes on fire. So there was, like, fire trucks, police car, everything. And we had to set for, like, an hour and a half. - Eric, do all the planes you fly have, like, a bathroom on them? - Yeah. - Yeah. - You have the planes I do, yeah. - Any of the planes out there like don't-- - That's his main concern. - Baby bladder. - Yeah, yeah, baby bladder. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right. Hey, what is it, ATC? ATC, y'all. - We got a bottle. - What do you have? - We got a passenger down here with emergency diarrhea. We got to get him. - It's not an entire rear. You just can't hold his bladder. - I don't know a toilet. So the smaller planes, you know, the personal planes we fly, they do not have toilets. - Oh, gosh. - So that, you know, pee in a bottle or whatever it is. - Like our planes. - Yeah. - Okay, but let me ask you this. Personal planes, are you flying cross-country or is it normally, like, a couple hours? - It's just a couple of hours. - Yeah. - I mean, we have. - I mean, we can't. - We should be able to hold it, but we did it in five-hour increments. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I don't like my little airplane. It's only good for about three hours tops, so I'm going to have to only get a fuel. - I'm going to have to refuel. - Yeah, so I'm going to need, like, at least a pretty big Gatorade bottle. - Wait, wait. There is one story. We got stuck in the clouds from here to Vegas and it was taking much longer and I was playing flight attendant, took a friend of mine, Eric was flying us out. - Yeah. - Momos says everything else we get stuck in the clouds, it's taking a lot longer than it should. - Oh, and there's no line, yeah. - And I got a peek. - Luckily, it's my best friend and my husband in this plane. So my Momosa cup is empty. And I don't have the luxury of a Gatorade bottle, right? I just don't have that equipment. - Because of champagne flu. - Have you ever seen that bottle? - Yeah. - Have you ever seen that? - It has happened that I'm like, I'm glad it's my husband flying this plane right now because my drawers are down and this is happening. - Have you ever seen that ad for that thing? - It looks like a cup for like a jock checkup. - My brother got it. - It's got, it was like a funnel, right? - Yes. - So you put it on your deal and then it's got a little tube. - Your deal, you put it on your deal. - I put it on your deal. - And then you, you do your thing in it, but it, you know, it goes. - And you do your thing. - I remember watching the ad for that and I'm like. - First of all, it's called a go girl. - So when you're done with it, what do you do with it? You just set it in your cup, in your cup holder. - I don't know what you do with it after. Do they have female trekkers? But no, it was funny because it was after this story. - My brother actually got them for Christmas. Yeah. - Oh yeah, I guess that would be, you know, a practical thing. If you're in an airplane and you got it. All right, I got it. - I guess so. - What are you going to do? - Yeah. - I've been on long flights or like, well, I've been on a flight once where I was taking my little plane up to up north. I don't get overly geeky, but you can file IFR, IVFR, and like one of them and you have to like, you're under control and the other one, you can just do whatever you want, right? And I was under the one where you're under control and then somebody said, "I gotta be." I'm like, "You can't wait." And they're like, "Nope." So you have to ask your traffic control. You're like, "Okay, I'm going to change my destination and need to go over to this airport." Well, they have to find out why we, it's called diverting, right? Why did you diver-- - Why did you diver-- - To be like, "This dude's got a key. We're all bad." - Yeah. - Yeah. And a moment later he goes, "Hey, a quick question for you. For what was the reason for your diversion?" I go, "Somebody has a really small bladder." And he just laughed. He was fair enough. It happens. - It happens. - T-B-B-R on bar. - I never knew you flew Travis before, yeah. - Travis, Billy, baby, bladder, badass boss Ross. There it is. - There's going to be more bees than I can keep them. - That was actually impressive. I didn't know if you were to figure it out. - Well, I don't know. - All right, we're out of time. - All right. - That's it? - That's it? - What? - There's our two hours fresh. - And this shit goes by so fast. - I know. - We didn't even get to our trivia today. - Nothing. - I know. - We did it early. - I'm getting bullshit. We go 15 minutes over and I win. - Curves, we're going over. - Okay, next week. - Next week. - Yes, next week. - We won't do the trivia. - We won't do the trivia. - I'm not interested. - All right, everybody. - Hold on. No, wait a minute, no, because this is actually going to be fun. - One song, winner takes all. - No, you get... Oh, well, I thought you wanted to do trivia. - Oh, I do. Yeah. Name that tune. - Name that tune? All right, who sings this? - Marty Robbins. - Oh. - Oh. - Ding. - He's running around. I already knew it, but that was stupid. - Why? - You didn't say Kirby. - Yes. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - Hold some of these. - Play another song. - Hold some of these. - Okay. - It's called El Paso. - It is. - Ding. - See? - Oh, one to one. Play another one. - All right. - God dang it. - Name it. - Okay, last one. Here we go. - All right, here's the last one. And then we gotta say goodbye. - All right. - Okay. Play another one. We need to learn less about this. - All right. - That was Marty Stewart. Cry, cry, cry, by the way. - No. - Travis. - Go ahead. - Uh. - Comedy. - No. - Oh. - I was. - Whoever. - Whoever in blue jeans. - No. - Oh. - Yeah. - Kirby. - Yeah. - Type in jeans. We tied. Let's take it from there. - All right. We first time we ever tied. All right, y'all. Thank you guys so much for hanging out with us on this beautiful Sunday. This is Travis Billy Ross at Lot Country Show. Thank you to Mona Radio for having us every Sunday. Have a good night. God bless, and we'll see you all next Sunday. [music] ♪ I asked her what's a woman like you doin' here ♪ ♪ I seems to champagne, but I buy you a beer ♪ ♪ She said you've got me figured out ♪ ♪ But I'm not what I've seen ♪ ♪ And for a dance, I'll tell you 'bout this type of thing ♪ ♪ I'm wearing pearls, but I've always dreamed of being ♪ ♪ Just a good old boy's girl ♪ ♪ So tonight I'll help those crystal candleites to live a dream ♪ ♪ And partner, there's a tiger in these ♪ ♪ Type in the jean ♪ [music] ♪ ♪ I danced every dance in Lord the beer that we went through ♪ ♪ I'm satisfied I did my best to make her dream come true ♪ ♪ As she fled out her fantasy before my eyes had seemed ♪ ♪ The cowgirl came alive inside those tight-bitten jeans ♪ [music] ♪ In my mind she's still elated ♪ ♪ That's all I'm gonna say ♪ ♪ I knew that I'd been broken by the time we parted way ♪ ♪ And I know I held for one that most eyes have ever seen ♪ ♪ That night I knew a lady wearing tight-bitten jeans ♪ ♪ Well now she's back in her world ♪ ♪ And I'm still stuck in mine ♪