Phone Taps
Sorry You Suck at Wearing Dentures
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That's why you'll find the season's best local and organic produce, hand-picked, and waiting for you in the center of our store. Visit your neighborhood Sprouts Farmers Market today, where fresh produce is always in season. Well, Kelly called, wants us to phone tap her mom Bonnie. Bonnie's been having some issues with her dentures for a long time now. So she was waiting for the company to call her back, so I'm going to call us direct from the company and let her know what her dentures...what's going to happen with her dentures. What could possibly go wrong here? Alright, here's Danielle's phone tap. Hello. Hi Bonnie. This is Melissa. I'm calling from Elon dentures. Oh, you finally got back to me. I called you guys like a month ago. Well, we're really busy here, so I'm really sorry we didn't get back to you sooner. But, yeah, what seems to be the problem? Oh, these dentures are terrible. They move in my mouth and there's like a... There's a what? I can't... Can you speak up? Can I hear you? A click. Well, that's because I can't talk. My dentures click. I try to eat and I can't... Heart dentures are the best that there is and so it's obviously the person putting the dentures in their mouth. That's the issue. What is your name? My name is Melissa. Melissa. Do I give you a tutorial on how to put your dentures in? No. I know how to put them in my mouth. Obviously not. Did you buy dentures cream to put them in the denture adhesive? Young lady. They'll be stupid. Of course I did. I tried to eat corn on the cob and... Okay. Wait a minute. Let's just stop there. What the heck are you doing eating corn on the cob with dentures? You said I could when you sold them to me. Okay. First of all, you never talk to me. I love corn on the cob. Okay. What's wrong with corn nipplets? You can open a can, stick them in the pan and eat those. What the hell would you eat corn on the cob with dentures? What do you have to do with what I eat? Is that anybody? I want dentures. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Can you hold on a second, please? Just hold on. What? We got another one on the cob. This one is eating corn with her dentures and she's complaining that it's our fault because she's eating corn on the cob and her dentures are what I have. Wait a minute. I don't know what it is with old people. I swear to goodness. They're just so stupid. Melissa. Yeah. Melissa. How stupid is that? You eat corn on the cob with like 75 years old? You don't eat corn on the cob with her wrinkly mouth so ridiculous. Hello? Yes. What did you just say? I didn't say anything. I heard you. I heard you. What do you mean you heard me? I heard you. I heard you. How stupid are you? I heard you talk about old people. Okay. You know what? What is the problem here? I want my money back. You're eating corn on the cob with your dentures and you want your money back. What? I want to talk to your manager. Ma'am, I am the highest there is, baby. I'm going to call the better business bureau and new people. Oh, gosh. I don't care if I have to walk out with no teeth. Every old person is trying to get money out of us and get their money back so they can get free dentures. There's got to be somebody over here. Did you just curse off me? I didn't even know all people knew that word. Oh, well, how do you think people like you got born? You are so rude. I want customer service, not an attitude from a little tip squeeze. Next time you call me, just put the corn on the cob in your mouth so I don't have to hear you, please. What kind of rude are you? It's not really nice. I am a customer. Stop talking. You are a complete idiot. How did you get in your mouth? Okay, I'm going to jot down what you said and I am going to you. What are you jotting down? That you're an idiot? I'm not really writing anything down. This is just a phone tap. What? Mom, it's so cute. It was your daughter's idea. Blame her. Kelly, that's not funny. What is your name? Melissa? Actually, it's Danielle. You have upset me. I don't think that's funny. I'm sorry. It's my job. Get him on the phone. The Elvis Duran Phone Tap. This phone tap was prerecorded with permission granted by all participants. The Elvis Duran Phone Tap, only on Elvis Duran in the morning show. There's only one feeling like knowing your banker personally, like growing up with a bank you can count on, like being sure what you've earned is safe, secure, and local. There's only one feeling like knowing you're supporting your community. You deserve more from a bank. You deserve an institution that stood strong for generations. Bank of Colorado, there's only one member FDIC.
Bonnie has been having some dentures issues, so Danielle calls her back from the company and absolutely sucks at customer service!