Get ready. Ready. Ready. We're going viral. Get ready. Ready. Ready. Ready. We're going viral. Hello everyone and welcome back to another installment of the viral podcast. I'm your host Chelsea Lynn. I'm your host Paige and throw them all sticks, baby. Give us some sticks if you're listening. Those are sticks. These are sticks. I didn't even know that. I'm way behind. Everything is. I'm way behind. Brett, how many times a day do you hear us say throw them all sticks? I guess. Okay. Yeah. Well, hey, I just want to give, um, I just want to let you know that, you know, we've met a lot of people on tour so far that have come up to us and say, Oh, we, I dropped three hours to work every day. I listened to the pod every Tuesday. I'm a truck driver. We'll listen to every, if y'all are in your car right now, give us a toot doot, give us a toot doot. You're running. Okay. Uh, uh, but honestly, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for listening. Just putting us on before you take off. Yeah. Like, yeah, that means the world. We appreciate you guys listening. Honestly, be sure to hit that subscribe button, that demo button. Be sure to be a super spreader. Help us take over the world. You guys are doing great. Oh, super spreaders are spreader. And if you guys have been having a bad day, bad week, whatever, it turns around right now. Okay. It turns around right now. And we wish you have an awesome day and hell yeah. Oh, it does a cartwheel. It does a pair of what it does a dang, PK. Yes. Do you know what a PK is? No, it's a type of turn in ballet, huh? Or dance. Yeah. It's where you put one foot up. Yeah. That was a plie. I didn't know that. Oh, I've said the timer. Okay. You guys, tour's almost over. Oh, no. And I'm actually like, I could cry right now. I'm so sad. I've been having the time I laugh. Y'all know that. We don't have. We only have a few more shows left. Philadelphia will be in Philadelphia tomorrow. Boston, New York City, Charlotte and Atlanta is our last show. I want to live on tour. I know. So get your tickets at the viral podcast.co. Come see us live. Come see us and we'll look at you. And you can look at us. It's crazy that we can just be in a room full of people that all listen to the same thing. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, it's weird. And podcasts are so new going live. Yeah. So we true, we've said it a million times that we're like, we don't even know what we're doing still, but we are having the time of our lives. And people say we're doing okay. Well, I believe them. I hope so. You know what freaks me out though. Well, and I don't know if you do, if you do this or you're going to start doing it. But one time I had a stand up show as Tammy. And then I saw like in the, in the fan group later on someone was like, I could see, I could see her purple purple nail pop, purple. I could see her purple nail polish. And then someone was like, Oh, I could see like the little hairs on her legs. And I'm like, what the hell? I was like, so now when I go out, I like make sure my toenails look good. I make sure like I got lotion on my legs. Because before I never thought, because I didn't think people were looking at my toenails. Now that I know the front row is looking at my stuff, make sure I'm all clean and stuff. Dude, you would have to and the glare on us or the lights on us is so bright. And there's already, yeah, there's already been times where my legs have been hairy and really dry and flaky. It's hard to shave when you're on tour. Yeah. Yeah, it is hard to do laundry. Yeah, it's hard to do a lot on tour. So we'd be nasty on tour. Talking live. Yeah, I had one hand painted fully and then one hand not painted at all. Yeah. And I still do. I always kind of do that. But I've definitely already thought that these people must be like, damn, I know they stink a little bit. Yeah, their legs are hairy. Their legs are hairy. Like, I didn't bring my cheese grater on the first half of the tour. And I had just skin on my feet and I kept thinking, Oh God, please don't write in the group that you saw on my skin feet. You were scraping it in the hotel with a fork. Stop. I was. Oh, dude, the cheese. Can I, before we get started, I want to talk about something. Well, I'm just annoyed and I want to vent less here. I was on and I didn't bring this up last episode. But a couple weeks ago, I was on TikTok live because I was signing autographs for my Tammy calendar. And the cover, if you haven't seen the cover, go to my Instagram look, the calendars this year, amazing. The cover does not have me. I don't have a cigarette in the cover. Nothing. PG. I didn't have a cigarette. The covers have to be PG. The inside is not. I didn't have a cigarette on the tape. Nothing. I had because you already knew to be cautious. Well, and I don't smoke. Yeah. Yeah. So I had the calendars and a Sharpie. And I got kicked off live two times for tobacco use. I guess they, I guess they thought my Sharpie was a vape. Yeah. Wrong pen. But come on. You, that is out of control. You cannot even have a molt stick. You can't have a molt stick. That's out of control. I think you just have a restricted wave on you or something. Like when you came on my live and all of a sudden it became restricted. That was really weird. Thinking about guidelines. How much time do we have left? I mean, she made it. We have six minutes. Okay. We need to do the countdown. We will. I'll try. So if we have 20 seconds left, I'll cut you off if you're talking. Yeah. Because you were saying something good last time, and that's why I didn't cut you off. But we have, yeah, we have six minutes. But anyway, that's frustrating. Yeah. Of course it is. You can't do nothing anymore. You can't even cook an egg. You can't you can't swear. You can't fart. You can't fart. Oh, they took down. You almost made me smell my big gulp on my TikTok for violence. Yeah. So why can't I can't do fake falls anymore? Can't do nothing, dude. The girl that used to fake fall and fart. And what can I do? And people comment all the time like, Oh, I miss when you used to do these videos. I'm like, yeah, me too. Oh, yeah. Can you imagine if there were no restrictions, what we would be posting Twitter? I'd be posting my boobs and I'd be posting farts and I'd be posting Twitter's. Yeah, Brett's right Twitter. What we do already on OF and Patreon, but we're that it's even that sometimes is limited. Yeah. You can't say a lot of words. You can't say pee. You can't say poo. You can't say like those are freaking word just saying damn near kindergarten. Yeah, you can't shoot. You can only shoot semen out of your appeal. Libby sent me a picture of me and her a couple of years ago. Oh my God, it's the picture is hilarious and we're both topless and she sent it to me and I started laughing. I go, I wrote back and I go, I wish I could post this to Instagram because I would because it's such a funny picture. Even if you could put stars over the net, you can't even do that. Yeah, you can't even do that. You can't even do that. They'll take it down. But I did post it on my Patreon. So some people can though and get away with it. It's wild. Not us. They're very, very one sided on things. And I wouldn't even care if things got taken down, if it was the same standards for everyone, but it's definitely not. They have two groups of people. They have a they can and they have a not you and then not you, not you. But they're going to have to let you guys in eventually, I think, you know, we're never getting in. We're never getting in. You're eventually going to get the button. I'm looking for the key, the button, like we're we just want to post our boobs is what we're doing. That's all we want to do. And say what you want to say and other stuff. Oh, it's probably the frickin' Aluma Gotti thing. They're like Camille. Camille, the Aluma Gotti got us. They're going to say you want to post what you want. Camille, that's true. That's true. Open your mouth. Yeah. Do we sacrifice to be able to post what we want? Do we keep doing what we're doing, doing open the rock truckers to support us either way? Do you guys want us to bend over and spell run or do you want us to just keep doing what we're doing? And I want to let y'all know, we have not been contacted by the Illuminati. Oh, no, we do want to let you know that because we get a lot of messages and people say, Oh, she has the beginning of the viral podcast you do. You of they say that I'm doing my mat. I'm doing the like you're like in a vehicle. You can't do that. Well, you know, what's funny is I don't know if this account is still active, but there used to be an account on Instagram. You don't talk about? No, I know that. And they were dead serious about posting how we were on the Illuminati. Oh, and I'm like, Hey, if I was an Illuminati, I would say I got a membership card. You wouldn't have got deleted at a mill, but I've never been contacted by the Illuminati. So weren't they saying that because we were doing the, you know, like the okay sign? And then you would if it was below the knee, you would punch people and then they started saying it was like a member of the game. Yeah, got you viewers, me that game where viewers, if you're watching, because everybody in the room knows what I'm talking about, where you'd hold up the little circle and if you got somebody to look at it, that was it's like a game. Well, I guess I thought we're an Illuminati because of that. So yeah, and then some people said, Oh, that's like white supremacy. There was like a lot of, I was like, I'm trying to get somebody. I'm just trying to say God. I mean, something mom and Oh, yeah, I know. It's just very interesting. Something you're doing now can just mean that you're freaking. Yeah, I want to get done. Ace through a straw in 10 years or something. Eating a straw. It's our nut to swear. Yeah, no, but we're hey, we've done really good. Well, yeah, I don't think anyone swore. We've said a couple minor things, but nothing, nothing hard. Ben will let us know if Ben will let us know. Have you all been seeing the edits? Uh huh. Yeah, so good. Yeah, I like the things. Shout out to Ben and people like it. Oh, yeah. And people are so involved. They're like Ben has the counter wrong. I know. People get invested. Thank you guys for getting invested. Oh, yeah, we love that. I love that. Some people say that that's their favorite. The counter is the one they can just say. When they can say what? When they can say what? We have a minute left. We actually said the word. Don't even come back. And we're sitting here talking about how good we've done. And we have a minute left. And that motherfucker. Oh, should we do it early? We've already said it. Well, he looks in the camera. I didn't mean to do that. I just wasn't thinking about the team. I was selfish. You weren't thinking about the monetization. I know. I'm thinking about YouTube watching us and pressing restricted video every week. Every week we're restricted. Limited ads, limited views every week because we swear. Right. You got to think about other people. I know. Come on. Before I talk. That'd be great. That would actually help you out a lot. You know, there's always so many quotes they say. Think before you talk. And then they say freaking speak like speak what's on your mind. Speak with on your mind. It's like dang. What's quote? It kind of depends. You've got to pick one and go with it for the day. 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 If you're sitting on this podcast right now, if you're listening or not super spread and fuck you. If your name is Brent and you have a great mullet, fuck you. If you dropped your kids off this morning, you're going in the Starbucks drive through. Fuck you. If you don't get a foam soft top on your duds, bros, fuck you. If you have much laundry today, look at it and say fuck you. If you don't know what a malt stick is. Fuck you. Throw up the sticks. Yes. Don't let these dogs stick. Don't let these dogs stick. Most eat. Most eat. Sittin' spit on a stick. If you're in your cubicle right now, try and open up a candy wrapper and the candy wrapper is too loud. Fuck you. Can we talk about sitting and spinning? Yeah. Why do you guys start talking about that so much? Because that's what we want to do and that's what we crave. We're bringing back all the old things. I saw it on a, you know, we want to bring back all the other. The compilation the other day or someone did that. Sittin' spin. Yeah. Sittin' spin just like a record. Yep. That's a pretty cool moment. I don't want to bring back loser. Loser. Loser. I brought up up your button around the corner. Up your button around the corner. So here's the tube and that's your mom's boob and the kids always ask me what's for dinner and I'll say up your body. Up your button around the corner. Or they'll say where's dinner. Up your button around the corner. You know what Brad's been doing to me? It's kind of funny and I don't even want to admit it. What? He'll just be like. That's kind of fucking brown into it. So you're all just chilling in the house. In the backseat of the car. Yeah. During four he was doing it to me. Yeah. That's, that was actually very funny. I'll give that to you. That's good. Thanks. I didn't know. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like I didn't ever tell them but in my head I was like shit dude that was good. I got to take it. That's a good one. I'm going to take it from here. Hey um we have a shop cloud today. Oh I'm just kidding. I'm just doing a little shot cloud here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here here we go here we go here here we go here we go here here we go here here we go here here we go here here we go here here we go here here we go here here we go here here we go here here we go here here we go here here here we go here here here we go here here here we go here here here we go here here Damien what are you doing back there? I'm flucking you, but I'm also looking for your sister I'm ready I'll come here. I'll sound for you. It gives this to the pussy. Oh no This is turned into an orgy Damien's pumping hard Damien's pumping real hard. Oh, I'm a gas pump I'm going to call I love my girls Thank you All right, that was fun that was relaxing I went into his own and Did you get horny? No, okay, I just felt like maybe I was floating. Okay my shout clout for today goes to Hosts and hostesses at restaurants. Yes, that's a hard job. Yeah, you know, you got people coming up to you saying You got to do with this person Sorry, I don't know how long the table's gonna be sitting there and right it is a hard job just guessing a time and especially if your Restaurant is so busy and people are just rude anyway So I know people are rude to y'all and y'all are doing really good and some people have full on damn meetings at tables Dude, yeah, they'll pull out their laptop and be talking to their friends for hours Yeah, just holding up your table and tips on but livable. So shout out to you guys Yeah, y'all are doing great and I'm giving a shout clout to humans that stock shelves That's a good one. That's a good one Cuz nothing would be there if they didn't do that dude And I would be so annoyed just fixing up shelves and then people come by just picking stuff up and then moving it to it Even though sometimes I do that. Yeah, you're right though Honestly, you're not wrong. So those are good shout clouds lifting up your arms and stalking shells. Mm-hmm And it's usually graveyard shift At night when nobody's working usually Yeah, you guys are doing great. Yeah. Thank you for stalking. Make sure you use your legs John Stockton, baby John Stockton. Yeah use your legs when you're lifting and good job, you guys. All right. Thank you Maggie Should I just get into it? Yeah, let's just get oh, do you smell it? I do smell it. It smells good. Do you smell it? Kinda We're all that beautiful bean footage Honey's new rock fucker here. Just got into the podcast. I love you guys so much I'm listening to a lot of stuff about prostate milking and men. What happens if they don't come enough? So a while ago, I went through a spout where I wasn't really coming that often like maybe a month or more and I started having really bad pain and when I peed it burned and Started actually having wood come out of my dick Well, it turned out after STD testing and all that which I knew was gonna be negative It turned out that I had a prostate infection from not coming enough So doctors orders were basically take some antibiotics and Come some more. I figured I would just tell you guys that. Thank you guys so much. Oh, yeah Come here. Come here. He needs to get a night. He needs to come. Yeah prostate milking They do say it is help. Yeah and beneficial for you Isn't it weird how our bodies and I guess just biology? I guess that maybe that's not the right word I how like science were scientifically created because like I can go without having an orgasm For months and be fine Literally and I've done it and not feel anything and whatever, but guys can't like their bodies are made to physically Come hurt and not be okay if they come which goes back to like Creation and having to cuz if the guys were the same way nobody be coming and fun, you know what I mean? They know, yeah, they get freaking blue balls and start and start acting out. Yeah Acting out. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it real mad rage. Yes And I wonder if we kind of get a little bit of rage, but don't even know it's from not nutting Could be women, but yeah, that's crazy. Very interesting Like what if our posi lips just started hurting and throbbing and felt like they're gonna Be more empathetic we'd be wanting it more And we're just like I need to not yeah, I need to not Square rail. Oh, I could literally not nut fur and not and be fine. Yeah for a year if we wanted Yeah, it's crazy that his dick was bleeding from it Internally Hey Claudia y'all be careful out there and and be nutting That's important and also, I guess milk your prostate how I did it was I just shoved my Finger up Brett's ass at the same time the beauty about that though is is unplanned. I didn't know I know but he needs to plan it Because he needs to get milk. He's been saying maybe you just don't force it You don't want to rub too hard on your prostate. I think Yeah, maybe you have somebody lend a hand and Help you get milk everybody help you out and say like hey doctor's orders. Oh, look it up Maybe how to get milked. Yeah, and good luck with that honey's And thank you for calling in with that vulnerable vulnerable story Mama just try to look at it as maybe grounding. Yeah, but milking. Yeah Do what's right for you? love you Hey honey I was just listening to your podcast in my car as I was waiting to go inside of my apartment and It was up the part where it said if you're gonna eat anyone's ass Or look anyone's ass. It should be Brett and my neighbor just walked out and made odd contact with me That was fun The real reason I called though is I was wondering if you ever heard of the fart mitten It's when you take the toilet paper in the bathroom Wrath around your hand and put it against your butthole and then let out your fart so that people in the other stall do not hear you farty Just curious if you ever heard of it. I use it all the time cuz I don't want to be embarrassed when I'm in the public washroom But yeah, bye The fart we must have different types of farts cuz ain't no way a little bit toilet paper is gonna mask the sound of my fart and Just dude, why would you want that warmth and then imagine hutch in your hand and I'd automatically have to smell the mitten after farty page Just to see mm-hmm to see what? What you need to see the brand of the day the smell but uh So she just what do you think just hurries up against that frickin ball of fire mitten and tosses it in the garbage real quick What I'm thinking is how does the toilet paper mask the sound of the fart cuz you're still gonna hear mine That's what I'm saying must be the acoustics. We should try it out soak up the vibration one day and see Also, I know I've never heard of that in my life. We got to try it out And I'm not afraid to go into a public bathroom and tear shit up Rips to those walls dude. I don't care if there's a line. I don't care if there's people in there. I'm not shy I'm not embarrassed. I will fucking fart. I will shit. I will dude Jack the Ripper Jack the Ripper in the bathroom one time we were in Olive Garden and there were other people in there Chelsea goes in there and just You can hear the water slapping. Oh you can hear everything Am I the only one do you guys do y'all are all embarrassed? Do y'all keep it, you know quiet or do you let loose? I mean you gotta do what you gotta do. Let us know. It's like you have no control I feel like the guy next to me doesn't care so I don't care who doesn't care the guy next to me Yeah, cuz he'll be blowing it up Oh my god. Mm-hmm. I've only ever heard men and you sound the way you do Really cuz when I like I guess pee it's not all I don't fart the whole time and stuff maybe like more of a fart but never like crazy farts and when I shit it doesn't make farts When I shit it just a 14 inch vlog comes out and I call it a day man You're supposed to fart when you shit yours must just be paint splots. Well, she's a seeper all day. Just see, okay We gotta talk about something else. I feel like I used to be quiet and now I'm not I don't care No, I just don't care probably back in the day I'd get into a Restroom and if there's someone in there and I had to shit roll back I'd sit on the toilet and like hold it in there and then flush. Nope. I don't do that no more clean I will ship setting two feet from you. I mean you are in a bathroom. Yeah, you got to expect that there's shit in there I'm not doing it in the 7-loven parking lot and they already stink dude Bathrooms, but my shit just don't make that noise or else, you know, it would yeah, but I'm just not that acoustic Yeah, I've never heard of that. I guess we'll try it. Yeah, it works. Heart man. Yeah See if it works. Thank you. I need a whole roll it's a little bit better They just need to make fartment in so around the house you can hurry up and slip it on and stop I feel like if you just put your hand there and make a really cool sound It'd make my louder. Yeah, it'd make my squeak. I'm gonna do that. There's her squeaky, dude Yeah, they are yours are ducks people always write me in snapchat and say Chelsea's farts are ducks Why does she sound like a dog on my take talk? I posted a fart video of you and they're squeaky Ducky little ducky ducky my favorite ones on yours is when you push out the deep ones Sometimes I have to hold cuz I've had children so I have to like hold my Puss Cuz if I don't I'm pissing. Yeah To get a good fart out. Yeah, we're nice. Do it yours do sound like Like we're trying to get out a word Maggie. Don't say to get a good fart out again All right, thank you for calling in honeys. We will try the mitten. We will try that never heard of it I'm smitten for the man if you have a key. 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Please support our show and tell them we sent you This holiday season and hands your every day with Vaya Hey Wolfman truckers here. I love your guys pocket. I Listen to it every time I drive Great, I just wanted to let you guys know I get past TV mom drive spontaneous trucker boners Yeah, all of a sudden you just driving around and you get a folder and say hey where you come from guy But yeah, it happens it happens but It's time to can't control it. It's time to keep like the other day of driving down feet on the I-10 In fact, that's California. There was a car Driving right next to me, and then I just turned around. I did a double take There was this one woman She was playing with a clip and she had her shirt open and her tits were all Chinese with a sweat glistening in the sunlight. Oh my god. I got a boner right away But yeah, it happens and it's great and Again, I love you guys podcast. It helps to get through with the day and driving and Oh, also she was doing that to every other trucker. So she was a trucker side, and she was doing, you know her work giving those two truckers, you know playing with the clink or tits Have another trucker and then Pointed towards the car and I go yes I gave him the thumbs up and the aok that I knew exactly what he had experienced as I did a few minutes before I got a request Chelsea so when you guys do the trivia And when Chelsea says oh fuck me Can you guys talk? Can you Chelsea do it in Spanish? Can you say? I go in there? Can you do it like that next time and on trivia? I greatly appreciate it well Thanks for listening wolf man trucker Vader What a cool-ass motherfucker dude. He wanted us to know wolf man What a cool dude a cool trucker wolf man wolf man. Oh, he's got to call that I know I want to hear more from wolf man, but if you are a trucker, please call in and honk for us My aunt Cameron she gets drunk. She goes. Oh, and reminds me of wolf man wolf man wolf man is a cool dude Thank you for listening wolf man. Thank you for listening all truckers. Yes. Love we love truckers the backbone of America Yes, and the backbone of this podcast we can do without you truckers are the backbone of this podcast They are we need that on a big poster because we need our snacks. Think of it All of our equipment. You got it from the truckers. Well and just their support. Oh Putting in those miles dude truckers the backbone of the valor podcast Okay, so he wants me to say huh fuck me, but in Spanish, which I wrote down real quick I got it right here. You want to hear I go honey now I said I Call their me what? They're me. Oh, Koremi. Oh, I'm gonna send you a screenshot. Yeah, how do you spell it? Oh, oh, oh, oh, H J O D er M E So hot oh hot. Oh hot. Oh, hodar me. Oh, I don't me. Oh, I don't me. Oh, I don't me. Oh, I don't me. Oh, I don't me to eat your ass Oh, oh, I don't me. Oh, I don't me to eat your ass. I'm gonna mess this up so bad But let's try it. Well, let's do trivial while we're at it. Let's just play let's do some trivia Hold down me puppy to your own. Whoa, that's too much. Okay. I'll be hit it ready. Oh, God Get trippy get trivial Get trippy get Do we got to do it again, oh, oh, don't dare me. Oh, like I said, oh, Jeremy Sally said oh, dare me. Oh, oh, here. Oh, oh, there me Oh, oh, there me. Oh, oh, there me. Yeah, yeah, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, man. This is awesome. Oh, oh, that of me. May, okay, let's do it again. Okay, ready? Here we go Get trippy get trippy. Oh, get trippy get trippy. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, trippy get trippy. Oh, oh, the fact that he wanted to hear that and so He's whacking it, dude. He is whacking it to trivial. I'm gonna switch it up each time now and you never know what you're gonna get now Oh, oh, dare me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Next time we'll be German Yeah, we also need to start doing fuck you and when we do that do a new fuck you every time That's a good one and learn how to say fuck you. Yeah, every language and I really sure that says fuck you and everyone would do because when we were in the Bahamas This French lady walked up and was speaking French and she said she was a rock fucker And she knew a couple different languages and was teaching everyone on the beach how to say fuck you Come here. Damien. You don't pleasure me. Okay, but I know what does Toys from adam and ead.com What do they have there? Oh, man, they got plugs for your holes and a cock ring a double cock ring triple cock ring Click ticklers and all my all my favorite things and listen if you're if you're listening to this and you're like hey I don't know there's there's lots of brands out there. How do I know who to trust adam and ead.com has been in business for decades? Okay, baby girl. 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Yeah, we'll just go Hold on best may have the buzzed audrons Buzzed older because I'll play my fingertips Hey, can I get one of those things finger tap? Suck on my ass. Look on my balls. Oh, whoa, damn me. Oh, whoa, damn me I think my balls suck my balls. Oh, whoa, damn me At this point the dude's wolf man's like just stop saying it just stop saying it He's like y'all are butchering the fuck out of that wolf man. You didn't open something Yeah, we're probably saying something totally different like we love grandma pussy or something Who here loves grandma pussy? I I would love to see one. I have seen one really Okay, does it look like I had to shave a old lady's pussy member. I came home gagging Stop. Well Cheesy, it had shit stuck in it. Maggie. Oh, it looked like a damn croissant She was sick stop and asked me to shave it for her and I did A chocolate croissant And what did you do with the shit? I made her sit on the toilet and I shaved it over the toilet. Oh, do you ever get the shit out? Yeah, I did. It took me a minute It's hard Shit gets hard. It did it got hard in there Check up on They need to be checked up on sooner if their shit's turning in the solid. All right war. Let's go You're already spun. We didn't get it We didn't get it Okay, first question of trivia Come on right in and ask it. Hurry 200,000 British troops fled from which french port on june 4 1940 Oh, I know Yeah, don't give it just be quiet I don't think you'll get it done. Don't quit You said I was gonna say d-day No Okay, what is normally it's a done Kirk. Okay Just because you think we won't get it doesn't mean you can give us the answer before we try Yeah, and don't say it. I was trying to help. No, no, don't do that. Let us try first, Brett I did I thought let us try because I got a patient. Sorry, right people in their car. Oh shit Are playing too, you know capitals us capitals us What's the capital of alabama? Birmingham. Nope. Montgomery. Yeah. Wow. Oh I was gonna say mobile but Mobile mobile Mills on wheels. No music yellow muzica Okay, the muzica the whole podcast just turns in this I know what famous pop singers had an iconic kiss during the 2000 Madonna britney Spears. Yeah, yeah, I stopped And you buzz a little early No, she will know things. That's my new thing. I'm gonna stop malt spins The less the better, Brett. Yeah wrap She has a brain How old was to pack Shakur? What did he 27 died? Nope 25. Yeah Dang, I'm doing good this season. He was young. Hey, you're doing good. Yeah, he was so young so young That's wild such an old soul too. I feel like the documentary of him was good I'm gonna do it again languages Why languages wide? languages white k What is the French word? for Yes I know it hold on We Nice. Yeah, good job. Thank you I knew it in my brain and I was trying it was trying to get there, but it's we we You know spell it Do you I I'm just taking best word for it. Oh, you I oh, oh, you I okay. I know that. Oh, we we Okay. We'll wait. Yes. Yes. Oh, that's your turn. That was good. I'm having a blast right now. Oh Interacting Holidays yellow holidays yellow true holiday holidays, okay True or false halloween 2024 falls on sunday this year False. Yeah, you're right. It's thursday. Okay Hey, brad are you marking these out as you're going? No Hmm. Well, that's will let you know about later. Good one. Is it your spin? Your turn Don't double ask Whoa go to Go to our green our green green earth yarth In which us state is it believed that sweet tea was started Texas and I was going to say Alabama Georgia it's in a state where weed is considered really really bad kentucky and it's scary Oh wait, Tennessee north dig coast. It's on the east coast Maine, uh, we got a little bit of think a Myrtle beach maybe Florida North Carolina, huh? Yeah Yeah, okay. Well I wouldn't know that I can't already forgot the question. Well, we're sweet team there pretty much. Whoa Yeah, you wouldn't think they're huh. Yeah, I was in the late 1700s Who thought about mixing leaves in hot water? You know what I mean? I'm making tea. Dude. Every time I think of sweet tea I think of Beth getting fired for having sugar in the tea. I know Yeah, all right. Everybody ready? I don't know if it's money your term, but here we go Earth Green earth green purple Which us state has the largest population of black bears I feel like we've been asked this before Montana. Nope. Wyoming. Nope Uh, black bears, California. No, Tennessee. Nope. Oh, we're just gonna guess every state. Yeah Colorado, Alaska. Yeah, it's Alaska. Alaska. Wow I forget about Alaska. Missouri. It is. I wonder what state has the most brown bears I find out you would think California because isn't the state it's on the flag, right? Yeah, the bear Did you know every state has a state rock? No Mm-hmm. I wonder what Tennessee says. Well, let me let me let us go. Also has the most brown bears Oh, yeah, barely bear bear, but by barely. Bye bye Tennessee state rock What was that bears? Is a limestone Limestone, that's cute. Let me look up the Oklahoma probably because all the ticks lime disease limestone a lot of ticks here a lot of ticks the Oklahoma is the Brite rosette hmm interesting Oh, I never knew well, you know, they have state birds too. Well, I knew that I knew like yeah the birds Birds and flags. Yeah all that but bees bees turkey turkeys Interesting. Okay. Cardinals. Let's do a couple more honeys. Care head. I think my History purple purple. I gotta do a math one purple. Hey, brat Okay, hey, you guys will get this one. I bet. Okay, you're ready. Don't tell us that just read it. Okay, brat Who was the first? President of the United States Don't walk in Didn't we talk about that? Got it. Yes. Got it on We were talking about that guy yesterday. Yeah last one ready What everyone's on we're asking no matter what history math Okay What is 800 No, that's too hard. What is 99 minus 23 72 no 74 no 77 no 23 yeah 77 no 78 Bets wrong. Hold on. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Okay. Hold on. Sorry. I'm getting my calculator trip. Yeah Bet or a page you're right 76 You guys that means tripping for a sec. Was it 76 on there? That's what the correct answer is when I did the math in my head and it says you're 76 And we said 76. You did not you said 77 and 70 6 I said 76. Hey, yes you did. All right here. Okay I don't know if it was or if Chelsea said it. Well, he got that mouth sticking his ear get that mouth sticking The rod stewards. I can say I'm glad this is recorded. Okay, brat. Thank you, brat. It's your dad. Yeah, time's up Yeah, all right. Thank you. Thank you for playing trivia all with us. We had a wonderful time Let's get back into the calls Yes Hi, honey. My name is karen. Um, I love all of you guys down to Kelsey page. Maggie brat. If you're there, hello Beth. Hello Sorry Um, we have a buckmary kill for you state edition Washington state New york or florida. Let us know your answer and why thank you. Love you guys. Bye Love you, honey. That's a good one. Yeah, oh, that's gonna be hard. Fuck mary kill Washington state, new york or florida. I think I know what you'll do Ooh, I feel like I haven't had so much time in Any of them to really say but I know I've never even been to new york. So yeah, and I've been for like Not long Oh, this is hard. Okay. Okay, I bet I know what I'm gonna do And this is hard because I really do love all three I'm gonna fuck florida I'm going to mary new york And I'm not thinking new york city. I'm thinking like upstate beautiful Amazing upstate new york rural and i'm going to kill washington state and I love washing state But maybe it'll too gloomy for me year-round. Yeah, well, um Yeah, too rainy and stuff, but I would I think I would love it, but out of those three. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. Yeah, I would fuck New york and I would marry florida because I had a good time there and I would kill washington state nice Okay, I want to go back to florida. I know we had a good time at the beach. Mm-hmm. Now you what about you even though you've never been just yes I'm gonna fuck uh kill new york Fuck florida mary washington state. Okay. Mm-hmm. Brett, what about you? Yeah, I kind of feel like the gloomy thing I got a it's all fuck New york. Yeah, mary florida. Okay. Good job. That was a good one. Love the fuck mary kills keep them coming the movie seven It's kind of scared me from wanting to live there. Oh the movie. It's always raining This is a lot of rain. I never seen it in washington seven with Brad pitties. You never seen seven with Brad pitties. Oh, wow I'll watch it. I'll add it to my list, but thank you for calling in honeys love. Yeah Hey honeys me here there my fiance and I have been having a little bit of an argument recently and I just wanted your thoughts on it so A couple weeks ago My friends came over That I had been friends with for a very long time before I met my fiance They were a little tipsy. I was not they said some things um mentioning a previous sexual partner that I had who only wanted to have sex with me annually This was three almost four years ago And I understand it was inappropriate for my friends to bring that up in front of my fiance But it's just been a constant argument we've been having because I hardly ever let my fiance give it to me up the butt Because it hurts And I've tried telling him the only reason that person got to do it was because That was all they were giving me and I was very desperate at the time Anyways, let me know if you think about our little argument Um and hopefully by the time this gets on the pod he stops bringing it up Love you Love you honeys. Yeah, your friends did not have your ass Yeah, the fact that this happened three or four years ago and he's still bringing it up And why are your friends bringing it up in front of the new dude knowing that You were just doing anal because it's all you could get and You know and you were young and sometimes you just You change your mind about what you like what you're like and what you accept and what you want You really grow and like you can't you know, you know, you know and to say no when you get older and you're sick of Getting it up the ass. Yeah, and you know what gets me is this guy's thinking oh One stuck it Yeah, that's so fucking annoying and that's annoying That's annoying And to explain that and say I was vulnerable back in the day And now I'm not and he still won't take that for an answer like or just straight up I don't want to yeah, that's it hurts Let me show something up your ass into story. That's that's you change your mind You don't like it anymore. You don't want to do it. You whatever. It doesn't matter It doesn't matter. You don't want to do it. He needs to stop and you have another whole so many other options It's not like right. He doesn't have a place to put his semen right Fuck that guy that just wanted it in the ass. Yeah. Yeah, that guy needs to go at it data. True. That's a whole nut Yes, exactly agree. Dude. What what's up with that guy too? Well I'd be annoyed and honestly like yeah, the friends shouldn't have said anything but also like it's not that big a deal What's the big deal is your fiance lingering and not letting it go Fucking linger. You think he didn't stick in another chick's ass before you? He probably did You think he didn't do something about who cares? Yeah, it's a new relationship and you guys just got to do what works for you Right. Do what you enjoy not do what you Don't enjoy and he needs to learn how to work around the asshole. Yeah, and you could be like, you know what I let that guy do it, but I was not getting anything out of it. I was not sexually satisfied I was not happy And you want me to go back to being in that you want me to go back to feeling that way To feeling multi cry You want me to go back to feeling not happy not getting anything out of it not enjoying it hurting Not coming not like you want me to go back to that or do you want me to enjoy having sex with you Exactly Plus, he's just kind of stating the obvious anyway like we all want to do it kind of but just don't Don't say it and if you're bringing it up just to start a little fight. Yeah, like don't do that either. Yeah That would be annoying because then for the it's kind of set you up for the future of her never wanting to share Anything she's done in the past wants she'll she'll tell her friends to always shut the hell up when they're around you because You'll do that every time to her Or she'll think like what else will he bring up exactly that I ate some dudes ass Right, you know I would literally just say do you want me to go back to the state of mind? I was in was when I was with him because that's what I'm trying not to do So that's why I don't want to do it growing for mama. Yes, honey. We're sorry, honey. We hope we hope he Shuts up about it. Yeah, we hope he respects your holes. Yes and you and We love you and we love you. Thank you for calling in moustache Hey, honey Excited and nervous here. I just had to call because I have a presentation today also called color. So, sorry Um, I have a presentation. I'm on my way to it right now And I'm just pretty nervous. It's like a businessee presentation and I don't know. I just always get so nervous before them And I usually do good, but um Yeah, I just I just wanted to call and hear your guys's voices and actually that really helped It made me happy and it also made me think like Fuck these people if they're judging me like I don't care what they have to say and I know what i'm talking about. So i'm just gonna Do my thing get through it try to shake off the nerves And yeah, that was just kind of my little rant Um, do you guys remember giving like presentations? Obviously like public speaking But like, you know, like in school when you had to give like presentations like how did you guys feel about those? Thanks, honey. Love you so much. You make my week every week. Okay. Bye. Love you, honey. Love you I used to be terrified Of giving speeches in class. How do you say presentation or presentation? I say presentation presentation. Yeah Either I guess but And not so much in high school. I went to such a small high school. We all knew each other very well I wasn't as nervous to do that. I was a little bit not not like college college Other level because you don't know anybody dude I was tear and I had to give a couple presentations or speeches and I was Terrified and here's the deal. I wasn't shy in college. I wasn't Timit or you know, I was very like how I am now But public speaking is one of the most terrifying things someone can do It is even reading out of a book, you know, when they call on somebody to read That was freaky as hell terrified. I'd find my part And then like why are we even doing this? I'm not going to remember what anybody's saying because i'm worried about what i'm going to say You're focused on what you're going to say. Yeah, like shaking and I'd always have candy It was like a set up in my mouth. It was a social experiment. Sorry. I'd always have candy in my mouth. So I'd be like Trying not to drool and if I'd get called on And the funny thing is I think about this all the time You know, I do stand up calling now. We do live podcasts to where like i'm up there sometimes i'm thinking How if I could tell 19 20 year old me in college doing those that I would be doing this now I would not have believed it And I don't get nervous like I did in college. Like this is like I would not have believed it I cannot what I do what I do now Knowing how I was then I guess for me if I think I'm going to be nervous like I have to completely in my brain say i'm not nervous at all. Yes Like nothing freaks me out. I tell myself this in my brain And I just breathe in my nose and I don't and that really does help Even when we were filming for plepplix just like even for the podcast going out there. I'm not nervous You do it anyway You have you just push through and you do it because I feel like if people know you're nervous Yeah, and you tell people you're nervous it Accentuates it and then people know and you're start freaking shaking even more I don't get nervous for the live pipe But I do still get nervous for stand up And I just have to pretend that I'm not and I just have to force myself to do it I just have to just go even if people ask me I say I know I'm not nervous Yes, because I don't want to put that in my brain. Yeah, I get nervous sometimes for like meetings and stuff I just pretend I'm not I go, you know what? I'm gonna think about this later I'm doing it and you just have to do it anyway Yes, you can be scared. You can be nervous do it anyway because at the end of the day we're all humans dude, so Like what she was saying just fuck it like truly fuck it. That's why That's kind of what can make you a nervous just say fuck it Fuck it because nothing matters anyway. Yeah, it doesn't matter if you do bad It doesn't matter if that person is looking at you and judge. It doesn't matter Does not it doesn't even matter It doesn't matter so Finish the lyrics I'm just kidding These demonetized here Yeah, if you're wondering why we haven't unfinished the lyrics in a while it's because YouTube will restrict our video. So we just can't do nothing around here Dude, we almost need a mute pod. Maybe like a mind like we'll just find a sign language What if we just did a pod a pod where we just sit here in silence and just ready fun like in school And we read each other's minds and then the listeners could read our minds Telepathy and you just make up your own pod. We should do it live. Yeah That way nothing would get taken down, but they'd find out the way to restrict that too They'd be like, no, if you don't talk for over eight five minutes, then we shut the video down Hey, what just hate hate. Uh, hate they hate and Yeah, they don't know. Thanks for calling and you're you're gonna kill your Presentation, you got this honey. Yeah, you got this and if you're out there and you're nervous about something coming up or You're scared to take the leap of doing something whether it's something tiny or something big Just do it. Just say fuck it. Just do it. I used to love the When people would have the boards come down and then they would click, you know, and then the slide show would happen If you were up there, I used to just love that. I'd be like, you know what? I kind of want to be a teacher for that reason Yeah to be pointing at things with a ruler. I know and have that stick and just Yeah, smart. I always like when guest speakers, you can tell if they're left handed or not. Oh, yeah, it's always doing Mm-hmm. Yeah, but you got this, honey's okay. Love you. Thank you for calling in. Yeah, most age Hey, honey Had a question for y'all. I love you all to start off with but I know someone at work Who is part of a throttle? And he was telling everyone that he was planning on proposing to one of the guys in his throttle and playing this whole trip to Ireland But I don't think they had had conversations about marriage prior So his boyfriend, I don't know if it was the second or third boyfriend Found out and dumped him before their trip to Ireland and so they never went My question for y'all is Do you think That people should have an idea before they propose if the other person is going to say yes or not Or just go for it. I think it's weird to Not have had any conversations about marriage and the other person is totally Not expecting it's one thing if they don't expect the way you're going to do it or something But have no idea and then you propose and it's just super awkward. So what do y'all think? Oh, yeah I agree with you. Yeah, I think like her I Yeah, you gotta have at least some sort of conversation some sort of like knowing that you want to spend the rest of your life together If you're just if you're just Either newly or not newly dating and and y'all never had that discussion and that would be really weird to pop on someone Yeah, that's the rest of your life. That's a till death do us part Yes That's not just uh, hey, let's go Buy some tickets to a concert. No, I I think so. I think it would be very weird And no wonder people sometimes they get proposed to and they say no because that's why you didn't talk about it before you sprung You're springing something on them. You can't ask on that For communication. Yeah Yeah, that's a that's a big deal for sure. I I say talk about it say Would are you ever even because some people don't even want to get married at all? I know whether you're the human or not, you know, yeah, so Even ask that do you ever want to get married? Well, and I think if you don't have the conversation Then how to put this if you're not if you don't have that conversation or conversations then the person In my opinion At that moment doesn't want to marry you not saying they don't want to eventually but you'll have to talk about that if you're not talking about it You're not you're not going to be a good communicator in the relationship moving forward. Yeah Maggie if you if you're dating a guy And you're really into maybe even you're all saying you love each other You're really loving this guy and y'all have not talked about marriage and he springs it on you What you doing? I would be mad and I'd probably say no. Yeah, because when I was listening to that call I was like, I would want some sort of Yeah, I would want to talk about it before or have a warning Yeah, because if I didn't know it was coming. Yeah, that's sweet and everything But no, not necessarily the proposal. You don't have to know exactly when that's right But you have to know that you're both on the same page about getting married. Exactly. Yes. Yes And some people like their parents to be asked first like you know or the parents like to be asked first so If you're not asking the girl even about that, you're probably definitely not asking the right There's just a lot that goes into it. Yeah, that's a big big commitment that you can't just Frickin jerry spring or on somebody dude if if I'm dating a guy Yeah, and and we have not talked about it and he springs a trip to ireland on us And I'm excited to go to ireland. I hear you're gonna propose there. I'd be like, uh-huh. I'm not going brother Yeah, I'm unpacking my bag and stay in I don't blame that guy for leaving or honestly when we're on the plane I'd be like hey, don't propose this trip Yeah, yeah, let's talk about it and also I would think though that would be a turn like kind of what you were saying I'd be turned off if somebody proposed to me without yes, I was even talking about marriage That's what I'm saying. I'd be like you and I got the ick. Yeah, it may work for some people Some people may this have happened and they have currently have a thriving marriage And that's great. I feel like that's that's rarely happens though. Sure. It does, but I'm sure it's rare Oh for there's definitely some girls out there. Yeah, that love Yeah, you got to know you got to be on the same page about about craps. Well, I agree with the caller dude wholeheartedly Let's do better Yeah, that is so true the people that say no, it's like let's have conversations How about that? Communication is key. It is it's kind of a malicious gaslight in a way kind of you think so to just do that Yeah, someone huh in front of other people. Yeah. Oh god Yeah, that's a whole other thing have the whole family pop out and you're like So they feel obligated to say yes. Yeah, and then weeks later. It's like yeah fall off. Yeah, exactly That's a great question though. That's what I'd be doing probably. I'd say yes in the moment and then be like about that No one that later on. You'd be like, okay. I'll give it. Yeah, we're gonna have to sell off So we have one more phone call. All right, let's hear it called that's all Hey, honey. Just got done eating soup here. I had a question for you guys Which versus favorite soup like mushroom veggie chicken noodle Any soup just curious my favorite. I think would have to be Tortilla soup. So good. Anyway, I love you. I love soup. We're big soup guys. Yeah, huge I love dipping tortillas and things and soup too. Ooh Black bean soup for me. I love tortilla soup Tomato soup tomato soup a good beef stew dude. Just soup. I love it Broccoli cheddar. Oh in the bread bowl. Yeah, what soup does your what is that? Like soup of the day. Mm. Yeah, so soup of the day, manuto soup Now i'm not eating that. No, what's manuto soup? Isn't it like cow balls? I don't know if it's cow dick or not in it, but the broth is good. Uh, I think it is There's like these little noodles in it. Oh The Italian one. No, it's uh, mexican. I think Uh, I will say this though. I'm not a I'm not only a soup guy in the fall or winter. I'll eat it when it's 100 degrees outside I don't give a fuck I soup I don't give a fuck Because what's the difference with a hot meal and a hot meal if they're both hot have your soup if you want it chili Oh I eat chili. Oh Chili Chili I have friend chili like chowder growing up love chowder bisque we're gonna say nahi just chili chili Chili I think teama teama teama that's how many used to say chili jelly jelly jelly jelly You know that's what? Kelly and jelly Tima If you drive a tima truck, let us know let us know if you drive a tima truck call us in and and Give us a boo and say teama team Big soup guy. I'm always looking for a new soup recipe always cooking soup. Am I not man? I get more is cooking a big big soup. Uh-huh Okay, I love soup I would say it's one of my favorite foods. Oh tom kos soup. It is my favorite food. Actually. Yeah, tom kos soup I love eat love even a good like classic ground beefs like vegetable soup flintel soup Any soup dude, I made the best chicken it'll homemade soup the other day Soup girl Libby came up and ate some sucked it down. Was it super? There was none left. I'll tell you that It was super super and creamy I like it when two chains said he's so cold and he's didn't have some soup made. Oh, I have no love that Better put some ice cubes in it. Yeah, I didn't hear that. Hmm. Yeah, do you like to put ice cubes and things to cool it down or do you just wait? I'm usually a waiter. I'm a blower Okay Waiting. Yeah, I'm usually a waiter because I don't want to water it down with the ice cube, right? Right. I'm gonna have done that and I will on occasion, but I'm a waiter. Yeah, even for my coffee I'm never trying to put ice in my hot coffee. I don't know. I just waited out. Exactly Yeah, so there's a little stick there and we do love soup and this was a super fun episode and um Super califragilistic expialidocious. I had a super fun time. Oh Do you know who Jimmy's super fly snooka is? No, he's a wrestler. No Never heard of that. That's super cool. Oh, wait. Listen, listen How do you suck big? How do you suck big? How do you suck big? How do you suck big? She needs to call back in I don't need to find her. I need to turn into a song. How do you suck? Where's she at? Although she was like our first ever played call. Yes. Has she been to a show? Does she still listen? Who are you? I was wondering that I was like, are we gonna meet the guy who says I jack off to you, Tammy? I wonder if she just listens listen to the first and or never listened to ever and she doesn't know how big of a part of I know she doesn't know her sound bite is going on. She's gonna be famous I feel like she if she was still listening she would be in their group and she's not in the group Maddie. I'll look into it a little detective. Yeah, all the sound bites. We need a whole Picture. Yes thing of all the sound bites and then like put their sound bite underneath their picture And we need to find that call and get the phone number and call her Say how do you suck? What if we showed up at her door and said And she has no clue who we're talking about. She's like, who are you? I changed honey. Okay. Well, thank you so much everyone for being here And we hope to see you next Tuesday Make sure to look out for all the monthly merch drops at the viral podcast dot co and We love you and our phone number is four four two seven seven seven Three three three one. No, he's remember. You're doing great. You're looking good and fuck what everybody else thinks Oh Oh Man, that was a fizzin episode
