JoJo and Scotty's Show After The Show
WEDNESDAY 11-06-24
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My wife over the weekend with my oldest daughter's little guy, she made a, like, double chocolate cake. And it's sitting on our little cake holder on our counter. And I said, you know what, let me slice off a piece, because I bet JoJo would love it. And I was going to bring it in for you. And surprise you, right on the air. But you've been sending me pictures of you eating salad lately. Yeah, me and heavy-handed dentist are trying to slip down for our wives, you know? I decided not to bring in the cake. Well, thank you, because you put Reese's cups in front of me. Then you tell my wife on the air that you, I was eating Reese's pieces. So I had to deal with that. Well, that was a lie. You were. I made that up. That was a struggle. Now, you did eat the Reese's. But you didn't eat the Reese's pieces, you didn't. I made that up. I went the bat for you. She called you and yelled at you, and I said that I made that up. Yeah, I found out if I can replace eating candy with vodka, it works. Because I sat at the table giving out candy. I'm like, hey, this beautiful bowl of candy in front of me. But I got a vodka drink. And it's way else like the vodka is yes, right? Well, I agree. So Dana White was being interviewed by Tucker Carlson last night. And they were bringing up how Donald Trump can still be this energetic. I think he's 78. And all I'm not all he eats is candy and McDonald's. Yeah, because you never come off that sugar eye. It's a constant high. And they showed what like a night is. And like, you know, when he gets catered, it's McDonald's. Yeah. And I don't mean it's chefs making stuff like McDonald's. It's McDonald's. And he said there's there's bowls of Milky Way bars. Yeah. We put R.F.K. shuts his whole thing down. Well, that's what Joe Rogan asked. I think R.F.K. that too. He's like, he's like, how does he do it? And R.F. He's like, I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. Because I don't know. It's a machine. He's just he is, man. And look at him. He was up for 48 hours. And he does that speech just a couple hours ago. And you know, you're like, I, if I was up for 48 hours, man, I couldn't get up there and do that speech. I'd love to know when he slept, if he slept. Like, because his suit was perfect, his tie was, that's what Dana White said. Well, that's what Dana White said. It's three o'clock in the morning. He's talking on stage. So that's what Dana White said. Dana White said, I've been with him. He's been up for 48 hours. And I don't even know how much sleep he got before the 48 hours. Wow. Yeah. Big night, man. Yeah. So if you haven't heard, yeah, if you haven't heard, Donald Trump will be the 47th president of the great United States of America. It looks pretty good. I know. It's confirmed. I know. Oh, is it? It's on? Yeah. Hey, everybody. It is Wednesday. We're going to find a ZXL workforce employer today. We'll find you right now. If you want to dial up. We've got some movie tickets. Please feel free. Tom Hanks and Robin Wright are teaming up together with Robert Zemeckis again, the people that made Forrest Gump. And we have tickets for the new movie here at the Square Theatre's 609, 677, 107, 677, we get back. We're going to start our show. There you go. It's 100.7 ZXL South. Jersey's Rock Station. DxL morning show. Good morning, everybody. Do it live. I can all right it and we'll do it live. And thing sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning. You're some news for you. And nothing happened last night. Man. It's crazy. So, it is projected. It's not been confirmed, but it's projected. So allegedly, allegedly, Donald Trump has defeated Vice President Kamala Harris in a stunning victory. He decimated him. Like, it wasn't even close. Yeah, allegedly, it truly does look like a bloodbath when you break it down with the numbers. This was Rocky in Rocky 3 in the first clubber Lang fight. Yeah, when Rocky lost. When Rocky just gave up and just lost. Yeah, so Trump, he will now be a president. I think it's the first time since Teddy Roosevelt that a president has jumped a term where he was president, wasn't president, and then was president again. I don't think they called New Jersey yet. No, of course, I know it's going to be a blue, but it got awfully red in New Jersey. In New Jersey, Andy Kim, a Democrat, he defeated Republican businessman Curtis Baschall. They were replacing Bob Menendez, who was the guy you got ousted because he was taking bribes. And Jeff Andrew. Love Jeff. He won down here in South Jersey. Authorities have charged a fourth man with the murder in the October 15th home of Asian shooting of a Cumberland County prosecutor's office, detective Byron L. Timus of Paulsburg is charged in the killing of detective Sergeant Monica Mosley. Police responded to Mosley's home on the 600 block of Buck Shuntem Road in Bridgerton around 10 30 p.m. after a report of several people kicking in the front door of the residence. Yeah, good wrestling in Paulsburg, man. They've always been known for their wrestling. The high school team? Yeah. I believe good football team too. Are they? Yeah. Yeah. Well, Byron won't be going any games anytime soon because he's in jail. A school board in Cumberland County agreed last month to pay a $150,000 settlement to a former student who accused the district of not stopping an eighth grade English teacher from sending thousands of inappropriate emails to her. The case involved the Richard F. Super, I guess that was the teacher who taught at the Rossi Intermeity, Inter, intermediate school environment until he was accused of sending inappropriate communications to a female student during the 2015-2016 school year. The then 13-year-old student was enrolled in the special education program and was taught by Super. They didn't mean these schools, aren't they? They were bad kids? Middle school. Oh gosh. Okay. My bad. Investigators found nearly 4,600 emails on the school district server that the pair exchanged over a two-month period. That's news. What about sports? Sixers. Clippers. That's going to be tonight now. Joellen B. Dude, this is getting with the Sixers. Are they fall off a cliff? He may never... Dude, this is so bad. He's still not playing, but no one knows why he's not playing. But when he comes back to playing, he's going to be suspended for three games for shoving a reporter. So he should wake up today and say, "I'm healthy. Let's start that three-game suspension." And then the three-game... Let's get him back on the court. Let's win some champions. It's ridiculous. I think it ain't... It's not getting any better for the Flyers. The other hurricanes beat the Flyers. Six-four. Flyers lightning. That's going to be tomorrow. There you go. That's news. That's for us. Hey, I'm Sunday today, high up to 76. Clouds tonight. Open it low at 61 tomorrow. For your... When? Thursday. Uh, clouds and... Thursday, today's Wednesday. Yeah, cloudy and again. A cool foggy. We can get a lot of sleep. Yeah, no. Slight chance of rain tomorrow. And high up to 77 to 64 outside. Right now, 100.7. ZXL South Jersey's Rock Stations ZXL Morning Show. 100.7 ZXL South Jersey's Rock Stations ZXL Morning Show. I mean, I guess we might as well talk about the election last night. My wife wants me to get Trump merch merchandise already. My wife's new. My wife calls me from work and she goes, "Hey, I'm going to stop at the Trump store." Oh, wait. This is before he pretty much, you know, is in the verge of winning. This is four o'clock last night. Oh, yeah. She's okay. Four o'clock yesterday afternoon. So this is the Super Bowl. She wants to wear her favor. I go for a team. I go, "Pump the brakes." A little bit. I said, "One, I don't love talking politics." Yeah. I don't... It just... Religion and politics never, you know, it never goes well. So I said, "Pump the brakes." I said, "Let's wait after the election." And she sent me the shirt and it's a very cute shirt, you know. She's very bougie like that. But I was like, "Let's also, let's rewind. Where is there a Trump store?" Okay. So... And this is Wildwood. She's like, "It's two blocks in my office." Yeah. There are like bricks and mortar stores out there. And there's also... And I see them all the time. Bro, I seen pop-up from the Black Horse type going home. I see the guy put the tin up as we're leaving. I saw... I saw... I saw... I saw everything up. I did see a Trump tent the other day of selling a Trump merch. Hey, look, man. I see a lot of the flags. And so... And she's like, "Should we get a Trump flag for our garage?" 'Cause our garage is like a rec room. And I was like... I was like... I was like... No. No. No. Let's not. Yeah. And once again, I don't need the wave... I don't want to wave which way I go. Right. You know what? I like to be mysterious. Yeah. It looks like a lot of people kind of lean that way. It's awesome. It looks like the... So I just... They just put the percentage. Right? Like everyone talks about an electoral college and everything like that. They just put the percentage up. Trump beat her 63% to 37%. So I can wear a Trump hat and not get sucker punched in the street, you think? 'Cause people may be on my side. I think, dude. I remember in 2016, a great friend of ours, Joe, from Dividing Creek, Boat Reynolds. Love that kid. You know, Rest in Peace. He died last year. Great guy. Dude, remember he came in the studio? He was the original Trump merch guy. He made his own Trump stuff and brought it in the studio for us. He has made crabbing great again. I still have the Trump stuff. He gave us it. It's in a drawer somewhere. But he was the first guy, man, and he would wear it and he would get heckled and stuff for wearing the Trump merch back in... This is back in 2016. Yeah. I think we tow the water for right now. Like we... We're trying to ride. We were driving down to Tennessee and we're in Virginia at a truck stop and my son sees a Trump hat. Now, again, he just knows what the wife and I tell him about how we feel and whatever. So he's like, "I want the hat." She's like, "Well, go get your money." And he did. He got a Trump hat. We weren't in Tennessee, man. Everyone would rave about his hat. He's like, "You can wear that here, buddy." Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not New Jersey. Probably not. Not New Jersey yet. Well, I'll tell you what, man, you might be wrong because they said that part of the recent Pennsylvania got swung to Trump was male black voters in the city of Philadelphia. Yeah. I think you're right. I think you're going to feel more comfortable now that you can wear something without... Yeah. Again, it seems like this side is just... I don't know. We just want things to come back to normal. Look, if I was going to go to... We want the economy. I know what we want. I'll be honest. If I was going to go... If the other side is going to point at you and scream at you in a parking lot, I don't get down like that. If I was going to go to an LGBTQ+ rally, or let's say New Jersey party, I probably wouldn't wear a Trump hat. Gotcha. Yeah. Probably wouldn't be welcome. Yeah. If there's going to be a discussion that goes on. Yeah. But, yeah. I mean, when you see the number and he beat her, 63% to 37%. Yeah. It's a... Dude, it was... I mean, it was a bloodbath. Yeah. It was refreshing at 2.20 in the morning when my wife says, "Roll over. You're snoring." Oh, and he won, and I'm like, "I've been up ever since." I was like, "I can't even go back." Dude, it's the same thing where I got up. It was my wife woke me up. She was texting my cousins in Ohio because they had a big upset, and they're Republicans, and so she's like, "Hey, how about the upset in Ohio?" And I'm like, "It's 2 o'clock in the morning. My phone goes off, so now I'm up, so now I'm checking everything about the election." Yeah. Because I don't believe it. And then I fell asleep on the couch. I go upstairs. She's still up, even though she has worked this morning. And... Oh, wow. And so I was like... And so we ended up watching the Trump speech together. But you know what my wife does, man? It's like 2.45, and she's like, "We're going to get in bed and cuddle?" And I go, "Babe, this is my day starting." Yeah, it's... We're up. Like, we got... I got to go to work. And she's like, "What do you mean?" I go, "I leave for work at 3.30." This is my schedule. But this is it. Yeah. She's like, "I don't think she ever really saw it because she's always sleeping." Well, there's only one feeling like knowing your banker personally. Like growing up with a bank you can count on. Like being sure what you've earned is safe, secure, and local. There's only one feeling like knowing you're supporting your community. 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So she, like, got the sea, like, yeah, like $2.45 and me being up is kind of normal. Yeah, my wife hits a yoga early now, and like, she's calling me on the way into work. And it's like, yeah, this is my schedule. This is my year tired. You've probably had two hours on her already. Yeah. Oh, this is the end. Three million vosas came in a pickup truck in the Pennsylvania. Yeah, I'm not official. Yeah, but it looks pretty good. I'm just waiting for that. Well, you know what they did? And I applaud this. They put people outside of polling stations to, like, like report on it. Oh, yeah. Like, no nonsense. They had lawyers ready. Yeah. They had everything ready this time. You're not going to have the nonsense of 2020. And so, yeah, yeah, it was, yeah, that's your team. You feel pretty good today. Interesting night, man. You know, now it's who's you going to, you know, who's going to put around them? You know, I, because you got to, is there, is there, Tulsi Gabbard? I'm sure, you know, you got to Elon there. He's got Elon, who's going to clean up, you know, the mess that is washington. Joe Rogan, Director of Communications or something. I don't know if he would not be shocked in the White House. I would not be shocked if Dana White gets some type of position. Because don't, if you remember, in 2016, he put Linda McMahon, Vince McMahon's wife in charge of something. He had the girl from the apprentice. She was in charge of something. Oh, wow. She won. Yeah. Yeah. So it'll be interesting. I think he's going to be smarter this term and put better people around him. I hope. Yeah. It's a fun group he's got, man. Yeah. So, so we'll see. Elon's going to come in there and fire everybody. I'll tell you. He's going to be awesome. If you want to see a star, and I think we're watching it because she's been a, the first election, or at least the last two elections, his daughter, I can never remember if it's Ivanka or Ivanka, I think. No, Ivana. It's not the one, right? It's the other one. No, Ivanka, the daughter, she was kind of the talking head on all the talk shows. Yes. Yeah. Now it's gone to Eric Trump's wife, Lara, she's really good. Yeah. And so I bet she's going to be a real rising star within his cabinet. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of work to do. Yeah, he's got, you know, it's going to be a busy January for him. Yeah. Yeah. And let's, let's not raid the, the, the, the, any type of public office because that would suck. Yeah. Let's, let's not do that again. I don't need a democratic guy with a buffalo head on, right? Like, it's like, let's just say he won and we're all cool. We don't need the March on Washington or anything like that. Look, we, we get back. We're going to do a thing called rock news. Here's some rock news for you. David Gilmore, who's very talented, but I feel like he's a cry baby. He's a guy from Pink Floyd. He said he was bullied by the record label to do a Pink Floyd's last final album, The Endless River. He was being interviewed by the LA Times. He said when we did that album, there was a, a thing that Andy Jackson, our engineer, put together called The Big Split, a collection of these bits and pieces and jams from sessions from Division Bell. It was out there on bootlegs. A lot of fans wanted this stuff that we'd done in that time and we thought we'd give it to him. He and his bandmates obliged by compiling the material into The Endless River. The album was almost entirely made up of instrumental and ambient music, save for louder than words. The only song that featured lead vocals, despite excitement from around the LP, The Endless River was met with mixed reviews when it was released. He said my mistake, I suppose, was being bullied by the record company to have it put out as a Pink Floyd record. Were they successful when it was bullied? Because I guess in the infant stages, your career there, you're going to be bullied. In 2014, no one wants the year, Pink Floyd. God, okay. No one knows your new Pink Floyd, right? It's only David Gilmer and I think another guy, Roger Waters wasn't with him. No one wants to hear that and it's, I don't know, I feel like David Gilmer just complains a whole bunch, you know, and it's just like, and Roger Waters, I mean, he's all this rocker too, but all I ever hear is David Gilmer, it's like, it's so hard to be a rock star. It's so hard to be a musician. He just sold the Pink Floyd catalog for $400 million. Pretty good, man. He's doing just fine. Bruce Springsteen, bad morning for Bruce, he was a big Kamala fan. Thank God. Well, Springsteen, he met up, this is kind of cool, so you know the kid lip from Shameless and now he's on that show, The Bear? Yeah, yeah. He's playing Bruce Springsteen in a movie called Deliver Me From Nowhere and they were filming down the street from Bruce's house up in Central Jersey and Bruce just showed up on set. I want to like the guy, man. So is that? I want to like Bruce Springsteen. If you take away politics, I like Bruce and I do appreciate, I saw Bruce spent a lot of money on tickets to go see Bruce a couple months ago, didn't bring up any politics, right? They liked that, didn't sit on stage and try and preach. The pictures were pretty cool because it's Jeremy Allen White is the kid's name. He's dressed up as Springsteen and it's the late 70s, Springsteen, it's the Nebraska era. And so it was right before, like he blew up, blew up with like born in the USA and stuff. And so yeah, it was kind of cool to see pictures. I guess they were there filming and TMZ or something got pictures of Springsteen and him just kind of hanging out. I like when they have to play some money and they go and they live with that person for a couple months. I think it's like they get their mannerisms down to play their role in the movie. And I think Springsteen is like, he's not in the movie but he's like a producer or somebody on the movie. Yeah. So they can make sure that they're doing it right. Yeah, I wouldn't do it that way or I'd do it that way. Tika Nelson, Prince. You remember Prince? Oh, the Prince? The artist known as Prince. The artist formerly known as Prince. His only full sister died at 64 yesterday. No details were provided by the kid's name as President Nelson. His name was President Nelson? Did they all just have weird names? I wish Prince was alive, man. It seemed like a pretty cool dude. He was so, dude. You watch him. I could just watch his halftime show. Dude, he's so fantastic. He was little but he was mighty. They say but that's, dude, they said that that's caused the pain because he got hooked on pills because of a hip pain and it was because he wore heels all the time. Yeah, to look bigger. But they said it was pretty cool if you were out in Minnesota where his compound is. You would just see him riding his bike to like the store and stuff. That's Prince. Don't hit him. And so it was the pain of his legs that made him pop those pills and then, of course, you didn't end up just kind of, you know, that's the whole oxy thing he got addicted. I know they did that Charlie Murphy thing too, that sketch. And they said, like, in real life, he was actually a pretty good ball player. In heels. But he could play basketball. In heels. Because he was short. They said if he put his, he's one of these guys, man, like a salon. If he put his mind to anything, he could do it. Yeah. He could put like a ukulele in front of him, give him like an hour. And he would be like the world's best ukulele player. He played all the instruments on some of those albums. I think so. Wow. You don't mean the revolution did? You don't mean Morris Day and the time. And the time. Yes. Do anything. What, did he write for them? Or they were just, they were in the movie, right? They were in the movie and then they ended up, they're still in their own thing. And they still go out into it. And what's the sheena Easton? She was a drummer. Gotcha. Yeah. And the greatness come from Prince. And then his girl was Apollonia. Okay. Yeah. She was the girl in Purple Rain. Wow. There you go. Some rock news for you. Again, Cent Beat stars. It is the VXL money show. One, two, one, seven, six, South Jersey's rock station. My wife was swinging for the fences. There's only one feeling like knowing your banker personally, like growing up with a bank you can count on, like being sure what you've earned is safe, secure and local. There's only one feeling like knowing you're supporting your community. You deserve more from a bank. You deserve an institution that stood strong for generations. Bank of Colorado, there's only one. Your FDIC. Black Friday is coming and for the adults in your life who love the coolest toys, well, there's something for them this year too. 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She doesn't tell me because she was like, after it all went down, she was like, I thought you would flip out. I was like, why would I flip out? Now you're going to flip out. Like now? Yeah, exactly now. Because now we only had a couple days to get the ticket. She was just going to pay it. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that. We got to go through a whole process. It sounds like she was a little embarrassed because I think that your wife, like my wife, they wear as many pairs of pants and family as we do. Like my wife would have been like, yeah, I got a ticket. And I'm sure your wife is like, yeah, you know what, I got a ticket. My wife, when my wife gets out of a ticket, she is happy to tell me. Because she's like, that means I'm hot, right? Like the cop, like, let me go because I'm hot. When she got a ticket, I think it it dinged her a little bit. Gotcha. Right. Like when my wife wasn't assaulted in Cancunas, like, you're not a young college girl anymore. You don't have to be worried about getting kidnapped. So I, so the reason I found out was we got all these lawyer notices in the mail. And I'm open them up and it says, Hey, you got a speeding ticket. You know, I want to be your lawyer. And I'm like, I'm like, okay. So I, I call her out. Right. I'm like, did you get a speeding ticket? And she's like, Oh, how do you know? Right. And I'm like, cause we got these lawyer notices. And she, dude, like I said, last edge differed at last ditch effort, swinging for the fences. She goes, did you open up my personal mail? Oh, yeah. And I look at her, I go, yeah, yeah, I came to the mailbox. I go, we're married. Yep. There's no personal mail anymore. Yeah. When I see nine lawyer envelopes show up in our mailbox, I'm going to open them up and see why. Yeah. Like when my wife opens up the credit card from guitar center, like, give me that. Yeah. So that was her, that was her last ditch effort to try and like dig yourself out of a hole to try and make you look wrong to make me look bad because she was in the, in the wrong for not telling me. And all of a sudden we, we may get points on our insurance. So I was like, yes, I opened up your mail. We've been married. We've married a long time. Yes. I'm going to be opening up your mail. So I want to, I want to hear that ever again. But I'll tell you the process, man, I don't know the last time you got a ticket and had to go to court. There's no court anymore. Yeah. It's all online. And dude, the process is so clunky and just, it just sucks. And so I had the, you know, cause I had to put the thing in where, you know, try and downgrade the ticket. So it's no points. Blah, blah, blah. You don't talk to anybody anymore. No, no, no. This is all online. So I go in and, and it says like, okay, like why did you get the ticket and I completely, you know, cause I was doing it for. I was like, you know, my fault, I completely fell on the sword. I was like, you know, you know, I'm sorry. I was, I was rushing the work. It was my fault. Shouldn't have happened. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Just like you would do if you were in front of a judge. And so I hit okay and it sends it to the court, they're like, we'll get back to you in 50 days. Well, at least you've acknowledged that, you know, they're not going to get you for not going to, but 50 days. Well, yeah, it does. They say like, yeah, we've extended your court date, you know, even though it's not a court date, it's all online. Don't you feel like they want you to forget about all that 50 days is a long time. Yeah, it's almost like they want you to forget about the whole process and then you're going to charge you the money and then you're going to get the point. It was so refreshing a couple years ago, I think it was Eve Sham up up by Cherry Hill. I went, I got a ticket. And it was no nonsense. Didn't even have to go into the courtroom. There was a booth. You go up to the woman. She said, what's your ticket? Okay. All right. Here's what I'm going to give you instead. No points, but it's 50 bucks more. It's a seat belt ticket. You got a headlight out. And that was it. You would like you were buying a case of beer. You were in. You were out. Right? Like, and that was it. Didn't have to sit in front of a judge. Didn't have to sit in a courtroom. It was so easy. And they were being honest. We just want your money. And that's what it is. But yeah, when my wife dropped on me to try and save herself, you opened up my mail. Yeah. Well, there isn't, there isn't your mail. No, we need to look at the bigger picture here. Now this is also has, she's on my phone. Yeah. Going through my Facebook and my Instagram, so she gave it a shot. She swung for the fences. Look, I got a pair of tickets. Actually, I think it's a four packet tickets for the Tom Hanks movie. It's called Here Over at the Square Theaters. Do you want them? 609, 677, 1007, 609, 677, 1007. It's wide open right now. If you call up, you will win a four packet tickets for the movie. 609, 677, 1007. Two movie too, man. Tom Hanks. He's back with the awful girl from Forrest Gump, who was ruined, Jenny ruined his life. He fell in love with her, then she ran away, then she took his virginity, and then ran away again, and they got hooked on drugs and got AIDS. She lied about it, not having a kid. And then had his kids. She was old. And then died, and left him with the kid. Awful, awful, evil person. She was a real villain, man. She was a villain. She's one of the worst villains in movie history. Yeah. Well, she's in the movie with Tom Hanks called Here, and we have tickets. If you want them, 609, 677, 1007. I went up there with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. She was pretty awful. She was bad. She was a bad person. And Joffrey was shooting a crossbow at Hookers. That's really bad. Jenny, if you really look at it, Jenny was a real horrific person. Yeah. Well, there's only one feeling like knowing your banker personally, like growing up with a bank you can count on, like being sure what you've earned is safe, secure, and local. There's only one feeling like knowing you're supporting your community. You deserve more from a bank. You deserve an institution that stood strong for generations. Bank of Colorado, there's only one member FDIC. Black Friday is coming. And for the adults in your life who love the coolest toys, well, there's something for them this year too. Bartetian is the premier craft cocktail maker that automatically makes more than 60 seasonal and classic cocktails, each and under 30 seconds at the push of a button. And right now, Bartetian is having a huge, sight-wide sale. You can get $100 off any cocktail maker or cocktail maker bundle when you spend $400 or more. 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I don't know if she gets AIDS in this movie. 609-677-107, we get back with you some headlines. 100.7, ZXL, South Jersey's, Rock, Stations, ZXL, Morning Show, today is going to be awesome. Here's what I'm looking forward to today and I'm not wanting to gloat about how the election went last night. It's not going to act like you've been there. Exactly. And here, I think we all want what we feel is best for the country. I don't think it's putting tampons and boys' bathrooms. I just go there. Well, see, you're going a little too far with that one. So, I've already lost two friends on social media. Yeah? That pretty much said, congratulations. You'll have a good life. I'm like, why does it have to be like that? Well, dude, that happened in 2016. No, it was 2020. Me and you got tickets to the Trump rally through work. It was through our company. And we thought it'd be a goof and go and like me and you posted pictures. Dude, I lost friends. It was fun. It was just like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm either a goof. Like, we were there for a goof. It was, there were flags of like Trump flying on dinosaurs and, you know, and like a shirt off. He had a sword on fire. And it was like, they're playing the village people constantly. Oh my God. It was just a bunch of people hanging out, having fun. We were at the bar drinking. And then people were like, dude, not a good look. Yeah. Like, I'm like, what do you mean not a good look? What are you talking about? Here's what I'm looking forward to you today. First of all, it's all the celebrities that said they're going to leave the country. They're not going to leave the country. They're always going to leave the country. But it's all these people they put in front of you like, like, why do you think we cared what Beyonce thinks? Well, that's okay. Taylor Swift things like you have no idea what people go through in their lives, man. We problems that. So COVID, if there was any positive takeaway from COVID, it was that we disarmed people being brainwashed by celebrities, Hollywood, the music, and all of them and said, because it got to the point where like, okay, we're locked in our house. We're losing our jobs. We're not making any money. And these multi-million dollar, some billionaire celebrities are telling us, oh, if we sing John Lennon songs to you, everything's going to be okay. And you need the listeners and you go, BS, man, like, and so all the, bring out all the celebrities you want, right? And the end, believe me, the Democrats did from Springsteen to Oprah to Obama. They brought out all the heavy hitters, right? I say, too, it was a little bit of pandering to the urban community. Like, you're going to say Trump doesn't surround himself by strong women, but you got Cardi B on stage singing, whoop, dude. And you got JLo up there crying and, and it's, it's, it, it looks silly. It did, man. It looks silly. That's why I'm glad everything went the way it went. And I'm glad people smartened up and go, I'm not, and once again, I would never vote for somebody because of celebrity endorsed them. No. No. The endorsements are dumb. And you were hoping to tell her Swift thing because I'm, again, she's very persuasive. You know, you're glad he's always, he thinks Swifties didn't vote Trump. Yeah. Like the 18 to 20. I think if you're Hollywood, even if you're in the news media, like, yeah, I don't know me. I hope it's a real ego bust in their bubble, man, because nobody cares about this stuff. If you want to vote Democrat vote Democrat, I don't, you, but you shouldn't make a decision based on what, yeah, ice tea says. Yeah. They got a great one. Like, like, I don't, that shouldn't be the, the, the, the make or break. Even look, I'll go on the Republican side. People are like, oh, the reason Trump got the big push is because Joe Rogan endorsed him. Who is voting because Joe Rogan said so? I guess what? The guy was the host of fear factor. Me and Hulk Hogan live two different ways. Just because Hulk Hogan likes Donald Trump doesn't mean I'm going to vote for Donald Trump. Okay. Well, it'd be a kid rock. I voted for Trump because of Hulk Hogan. Like that looks silly too. It all looks silly. It looks silly on both sides. You got, you got kid rock, Hulk Hogan's trying to pull his shirt off at 80 years old. He can't rip it. Whoa, whoa. He's not 80. The whole thing with this. It got to be silly. It is. And so I, but I think we've smartened up and hopefully we stay smartened up that these people live in a world that we can't imagine and so don't, and don't, don't, don't listen to them. Don't paint, don't, don't watch the pandering of them. It's just, it's sad. Yeah. You think Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi, which by the way, do you hear that Bon Jovi performance the other night? Was God awful. I don't know what. We can't see anymore. It was awful. Like you think, you think Bon Jovi's filled up his gas tank and he cares what you think? Like, yeah. No. Oh, yo. Oh, you don't think that Bruce Springsteen pulls into a Wawa? No. That says, oh, 335. Well, yeah, all with fences around their homes. Yeah. Yeah. These people live different lives than us and they think that they, they just push them out there. That, that all of a sudden, we're just going to vote for these people. It was just refreshing, man, because, man, I don't know. I don't think people understand how dangerous it all. And listen, he's not perfect either. He's got a lot of stuff to do, but damn, man, I don't know. Trump, yeah. He's definitely not loved. He's got a lot of work to do, man. But he's better than what we had. Ain't that the truth, man? Look, we get back. We'll knock out some trash. There's some trash for you. The first couple from the Golden Bachelor, that's the guy who's old and he was on the bachelor. It's like a, I think he had to be 65 or older, that type of thing. Yeah, that's what we need. And well, they're, they're already divorced. So just three months after they got married, Theresa Nist and Jerry Turner have divorced. So it didn't, it didn't, their golden years didn't work out. Have any of them worked out? Can we go back all the way to the shows? Has it ever worked? Yeah. Good question. I don't know if any of those reality show couples. I mean, you take, you got to fame, you take the money, you build up your Instagram and then you just get out. That's what it is. I think yeah, probably. Ryan Reynolds, he said he's a little confused at the hate he's getting from Martha Stewart. She said, she said, I guess they're neighbors and she said that he's not so funny in real life. And he's like, I've only met her twice. Yeah. He's like, he's like, I don't know. He goes, I don't know. Maybe I wasn't that, that hot tour when we met. But he said, he said, look, when I met happen, like, and I get it, he's like, but I'm walking around the neighborhood. I don't need to be on. Right. You need to be Ryan Reynolds. Yeah. He's going for a jog. He's not going to. Yeah. Deadpool. But I do love that Hugh Jackman, his buddy, who plays Wolverine and the, you know, of course Wolverine Deadpool, he did, he did say that finally someone says it. Yeah. I think they got a fun little relationship. They go back and forth. So, yeah, Martha Stewart doesn't love Deadpool. Gypsy Rose Blanchard, she's the one that killed her mom because of a munch housing by proxy. Right. The mom, like, would tell her she was sick and, like, made her like, like, ill and, like, seemed like she was younger than she was. Oh, the whole big thing. She's been mini-series and documentaries about it. She went to jail for killing her mom, finally. But a lot of people think she might have been in on it, too, because they were getting a lot of money from charity. So she has been out of jail for the last, like, six, eight months. She's already been married and divorced. And now she's pregnant and, uh, you know, grandmom, though, huh? Well, confirmed that her boyfriend, her new boyfriend, is the father of her baby, she's expected. How'd she kill the mom? She strangled her or stabbed her or shoot her? Okay. So she got a boyfriend. So that's kind of where it all started. She, she, the mom was trying to keep her, has, like, a little kid. And she was, like, 16, 17 years old. So she started having, like, sexual feelings. So she went online and met this kid and they were having, like, this secret affair. And, um, and even though the mom was trying to make her out to be, like, eight or nine years old. And so the, the kid, the boyfriend, was, like, dude, this isn't right, like, this is crazy. So they concocted a plan to kill the mom and the boyfriend stabbed them. Oh, so the boyfriend didn't, but that's why she got out of jail so early. Right. She was only in jail for, like, two or three years. I didn't tell him to do it. I just say, I see nothing. Uh, oh, the very beautiful, attractive and talented Valerie Burton, Ellen. I loved her back in the day, one day at a time, uh, she's single. I guess her and her boyfriend broke up. She was, uh, she was the tall redhead. No. She was the little brunette. Okay. That was my bad. She was married to Eddie Van Halen. Yeah. And she did that weird thing, man, where her and Eddie Van Halen, you know, they were married for years, have a kid together, Wolfgang Van Halen, but they've been divorced for, like, 20 years. And when Eddie Van Halen died, she went on this, like, PR tour of, like, a broken widow. Yeah. But the problem is Eddie had a wife. Yeah. So, yeah. All the thunder of the family morning, like his, his new family. And she would go on every talk show, talk about he was the lover of life and everything like that. It's probably why the boyfriend broke up with her. He's like, what are you talking, why are you talking about Eddie all the time? It's funny, man. Back in those, the old sitcom days, for the most part, they cast like the girl you thought was going to be it. I was always, I was like the cute one that wasn't like the main one. Like even on Gilligan's Island, like I was, uh, I was a married girl, yeah, instead of the ginger girl. Yeah, ginger's not. No, she's not, man. I was a big fan of Marianne. Well, so on one day at a time, you had Valerie Bertinelli, who was definitely the cute, the cute one. And then you had the one that was the dangerous one, which was Mackenzie Phillips. Yeah. And, uh, and then she, you know, she got so dangerous that she started doing drugs in real life and, uh, they had the fire off the show. And that's when it kind of became the Valerie Bertinelli show, uh, Brian Austin Green. He played David Silver on 90210, uh, he, he has a podcast now. And it's, uh, on the podcast, he brings a lot of the 90210 people on. So he had, uh, Tory Spelling on. And she had to remind him that they had sex. Really? Yeah. He said there's no recollection that they've ever had sex. That's how much sex Brian Austin Green was having. Dude, he was throwing it to Vanessa Marcell. Now, if you don't know who Vanessa Marcell is, she, she was a soap opera actress. She did Beverly Hills, 90210, uh, she did a show called Vegas, she's been in some movies. I believe she's in the rock, uh, with Nicholas Cage and Sean Connery. Prince wrote the song, "The Most Beautiful Girl in the World About Her." That's a great song. And dude, David Silver laid down with her. Wow. Yeah. So of course he doesn't remember banging Tory Spelling. Well, it's kind of feel awful for Tory, though. And then you, what, did this come out in the podcast? Was it shocking to her? She's like, "No, we did have sex?" Well, I guess she brought it up and he goes, "No, we didn't." And she goes, "Yes, we did." Wow. Yeah. But I mean, they were teenagers. That was, I mean, what was it, 30 years ago? 35 years ago? She was my least favorite. She had that weird face. She had like Rocky Balboa eyes. I was always a, I liked, I liked Donna. I hated Brenda. I hated Brenda. Now Brenda was a girl from 902, oh no, from Saved by the Bell? No. But okay, Brenda. No, no, no, no, no, no. That was, uh, Kelly Kipalski you're talking about from Saved by the Bell. That was Val. Val came in mid 90210 run and she was a bad girl and she got hot. That Bill Kalski girl, she came a little heavy on the show, didn't she, was she thick on that show? Kalski. Yeah, the Kelly, the Kalski girl, whatever. She got booze. Oh, okay. Cause she was, she was a skinny little like teenager, like great teen teenager on Saved by the Bell. And all of a sudden she pops up on 90210 and dude, she's like Pam Anderson, right? Yeah. Right. But I never liked Kelly. Kelly wasn't, I was never a Kelly fan. I was, I was a team val for sure, but I, I would go Donna out of all the girls. Yeah. And she was a virtue and she was saving herself for what for eventually David Silver. Okay. It was a DJ in the kitchen, right? For the school? No, not cafeteria. He was just a DJ of the school, right? He was the DJ at the high school radio station and then he was a also DJ DJ. And then he also, he also did a call in radio show from the peach pit after dark, right? He was original. The original Paulie from the Jersey Shore where people would call in about a, it was like a love line type show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I watched a lot of 90210 in the 90s. A lot of good alt bands came through the peach pit, didn't they? Yeah. So they would, like all the like collective soul flaming lips, the, the, like, it wasn't the cranberries, like the lemon heads, they all would play the peach pit after dark. Sure would. Right? And David Silver. Wasn't it a diner or something after dark? It was a diner in the front and the peach pit after dark was a nightclub. Come on, dude. Come on. You got to get it right. 100.7 ZXL Satras, he's rock station ZXL workforce employee of the day for some movie tickets. Good morning. Hey, good morning. Did you get your workforce out yet? No, we didn't yet, man. You are the winner. We're going to send you to the movies, bro. Yeah. I was going to love that. Thank you, buddy. Yeah. Very good movie. We think Jenny does. We think she may or may not have AIDS in this movie. So it's Tom Hanks and he's back with Jenny from Forrest Gump, but it's not like a Forrest Gump sequel. Now, this is the weird movie and we don't think she has AIDS. Now, she died of AIDS in Forrest Gump, but we don't tell us after the movie if she has AIDS or not. But, so we think the movie, well, the movie is, it's one camera that's like in the wall of a house. Okay. And it's their life, how they met, they deage them, and then they live their life just through this one camera. Oh, okay. It's an interesting way of doing a movie. So you got a four-packet tickets from the movie here at the Square Theatre's, right? You got all of them. You got Rio Grande, you got Snowin' Harbor, you got Vettner, you got Northfield, so you got tickets, all right? Thanks, guys. You appreciate that. Great order. It's kind of like the Blair Witch Project, or am I off on that? No, it's like one steady camera. It's not moving. It's not moving. Okay. And it's like a camera that would be like in your family room and they go through the light. Like I said, they start a family, you know, stuff happens and they get older and then they die. That's the movie. Hey, what do you do for a living, man? What's your job? Yeah, please, officer. Okay, man. Good. Well, thank you for your service, bro. We appreciate everything you do out there. Appreciate that, man. Yeah, really do. One more year to go, buddy. No, nice. What do you got? Twenty or twenty-five in? Twenty-five. Twenty-four in twenty-five after next day. Nice. You know what? Stay low. I got a few buddies that are cops. I got about a year or two left. I didn't come into my hip-hop party because he doesn't want to be on camera. He don't want to, he don't want to jeopardize anything. I was like, bro, I understand. You know what? He's when he's done. He said, I want to go work at Home Depot. I don't even want to manage. He's like, I don't care if there's a 20-year-old manager. He's like, I just want to go stock shelves and I was like, bro, you, you deserve every bit of that. Dude, you know what? You got to do. You got to get a desk job. Do nothing. Yeah. Just lay low for this next year. Oh, yeah. I got my plans already set, man. Good. Nice, dude. Good for you, man. Just stay on hold. Well, actually, what's your name? Robert. All right, Robert. You stay on hold. We're going to get all your info, all right? Cool, buddy. Thank you. Yeah, buddy. You get done, man. You know what? Be a school bus driver. Whatever you want to do, man. It's a move. Enjoy your life. The move used to be you would be a cop retire. Open up a bar. Perfect. That was always like the Irish cop guy, like the Irish cop guy would retire and he would open up, you know, McFadden's or, you know, you know, you know, McLachlands or something like that. Riley's pump. You do nothing. Yeah, that's what it is. Like you got a nice pension. You'll put your 25 years in, right? You put your life on the line for 25 years. Dude, who cares? You know what the move is now. And a lot of guys I know who are retiring cops do this. School security. Love. I love that, man. They're the guys who just make sure they sit in the front of the school, make sure everything's cool. And that's it, man. Yeah, you know, it's a nice little side gig, so a couple hours a day and there you go and you're not, you know, you're not putting your life on the line, hopefully. So nice and nice easy gig, but I love that, man. I love cops, teachers, you know, EMTs. I always forget to say firefighters too. You firefighters out there. You're running into the building, but yeah. So and they hate the cops. That's why they always have the big softball rivalry. Oh, is that how they get at each other? Yeah, that's where it is. It's always very big, man. The firefighters take it on the cops and softball. Let's see. Who do I? I don't know, man. I was a junior firefighter. We have some pretty big fat guys who probably crowded that ball cops. I go cops over fire. Yeah, firefighters, man, because they just sit around a little bit more because they're just waiting for a fire. Yeah, no disrespect. But the fattest guy, like he was the truck driver, I'm like, no wonder he's the truck driver. He's not going in there. Anything is going through a crawl space. But that's what it is. Like, I only know firefighting from the show rescue me and they just sit around eating until a fire happens. Oh, look, we, uh, we get back on. We'll knock on some headlines. The exhale found Jersey's rock stations, the XL morning show. Dude, I saw something the other day and I know it's sad, but it made me laugh so hard. There's only one feeling like knowing your banker personally, like growing up with a bank you can count on, like being sure what you've earned is safe, secure, and local. There's only one feeling like knowing you're supporting your community. You deserve more from a bank. You deserve an institution that stood strong for generations. Bank of Colorado, there's only one member FDIC. Black Friday is coming and for the adults in your life who love the coolest toys, well, there's something for them this year too. Cartesian is the premier craft cocktail maker that automatically makes more than 60 seasonal and classic cocktails, each and under 30 seconds at the push of a button. And right now, Bartesian is having a huge sight wide sale. You can get $100 off any cocktail maker or cocktail maker bundle when you spend $400 or more. 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I can't go buy one without thinking about you. So, okay. So here's the problem. So I live by a pretty busy shopping center. There's an Acme and a Walmart. And I hate running in there because I got to wait in line and stuff like that. So there's a dollar general kind of tucked away down the road. And if I'm like grabbing, I don't know, dish soap or something like that, I'll duck in there because it's easier to get in and out of. You took me in there for toilet paper. I was didn't like someone who was like, now hold on, well let's get our dollars right. That was dollar tree. Jesus. Well anyway, it was doing COVID. And they had toilet paper. Dude, and they just opened up a new dollar tree by me. I'm in heaven. Excitement in your voice. I'm in heaven, dude. Yeah. I'm in heaven, dude. This new dollar tree. It's nice and clean. It's big. Oh, it's got everything. The clientele hasn't ruined it yet. It's got not yet. So I'm in line at the dollar general. And the woman's like, oh, come up, honey. And I'm like norm. They know me by name. And so I go up and then a guy comes walking in with a kid like a little kid like a foot three or four year old kid. And she's like, oh, I'm sorry. I thought you left. I put all your stuff away. So he must have had a bunch of stuff. She rang it up and then he realized he didn't have any money. So this is what I'm piecing together, right? And so it's him and the kids. So I felt bad. So he must have then left and walked outside, figured out how to get money if maybe his account was all for transferring money or whatever. So he came walking back in and she's like, oh, I'm sorry. I put all your stuff away. I thought you left. You just walked out. And he goes, Oh, no, no, that's OK. He goes, but I still want now. I did watch her put the stuff away. She put away a bottle of milk cereal and bread. OK. Right. Right. She's got a little three year old kid. Yeah. She puts that back on the on the shelf. Yeah. He goes, yeah, yeah. But I still want my pack of Mavericks and rolling papers. Priorities, man. And I felt so bad for the kids. Yeah. Because I'm like, he milked the cereal and I'm like, oh, but I got to give the guy a lot of credit. He's holding the was morals, which aren't very good, that he just needs a cigarettes and rolling papers. You just assume the cigarettes going to give him some type of energy to go out there and bang on a job where he's going to make money to come back that night to make money. And I'm like, wow, so you just put your groceries away for your kid, but you're still going to pick up because you got to figure a pack of Mavericks. Now, I don't know if you ever smoked Mavericks. Mavericks is like the bottom of the line. No, I never smoked Mavericks. So Mavericks, maybe they're, I'll say $9 a pack, right? Jesus. Everything else is probably $12, $13 pack. This is $9. And then you got to figure rolling papers are three, four bucks. So like that's let's say 15 bucks for the whole, the whole job. Dude, that could buy some, some groceries for your kid, but instead the dude will pack a Mavericks and rolling papers. There are, there are bad parents out there. Oh, dude. Yeah. There are people and I can see like, listen, we had bad parents growing up, like they were the kids on a block, but they messed up in school or did something wrong. They got their ass when he was like, damn, that parent sucks. But there's also parents too that, that don't put their kids first and I'm like, you almost would have grabbed that kid and be like, yeah, you need. You need, you need different parents or you might not have a chance of life, man. You see that a lot. Well, and for example, when the school bus has to pick you up at the crack hotel, yeah, you almost want to take that kid and go like, man, there's a beautiful set of parents out there that can't get pregnant and they would love a kid. You almost be like, yeah, if you don't want this child, we can, we can save him if you want. There was a part of me that was like, you know what, maybe I should like just like offer like, Hey, I'll pay for this. Right. Don't you want to? Yeah. But then I'm like, I just wanted my dishwasher pods and inflation, just get out of it. And then, and then I'm walking to my car and, and they're walking down the street. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah, dude. It was like, I'm like, man, I'm like, I hope this kid, I hope this kid ends up being the next JD Vance or this kid ends up like comes from hardship and ends up making something of himself. You know, I hope that kid remembers one day, man, my dad, instead of buying food bought a pack of Mavericks and rolling papers. Yeah. Now is the, you know, CEO of a company. Yeah. He's got a great story. Yeah. That's what I hope, man. I hope that kid takes that and runs with it. Yeah. Yeah. I doubt it. It's going to happen. It might be dead by 20. It's all, but it's a thing, man. We're like, I even looked at the cashier and she kind of like, you know, shrugged their shoulders at me. Yeah. I mean, you know, she's had, she had to do it. Jesus. Yeah. It was kind of like years ago. I'm 20, almost 25 years ago at this point, but there's only one feeling like knowing your banker personally, like growing up with a bank you can count on, like being sure what you've earned is safe, secure, and local. There's only one feeling like knowing you're supporting your community. You deserve more from a bank. You deserve an institution that stood strong for generations. Bank of Colorado, there's only one. Never FDIC. Black Friday is coming and for the adults in your life who love the coolest toys, well, there's something for them this year too. Bartetian is the premier craft cocktail maker that automatically makes more than 60 seasonal and classic cocktails, each and under 30 seconds at the push of a button. 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But maybe you're like, "Are you sure it isn't even the right response?" Yeah. Yeah. No. I refuse to serve you an alcohol drink. You got a baby in your belly. And I'm not even kidding. I think she was smoking new ports, too. Jesus. Yeah, man. Yeah. I don't know how that kid turned out. She sounds all class as one. Look. Yeah. I'm sure we know how her kids go. We'll do a thing called you think you have a picture. You think you've got it bad? I don't think we have a bad. A guy in Colorado, Morgan Mullins, has a pet pig named Strawberry, and it's a girl. It's a girl, Morgan. That was a guy, Morgan. She calls the pig the love of her life. Well, recently the pig Strawberry found a stash of beer that was left in the garage, and the pig drank all the beer. A video on TikTok shows Mullins' partner surveying the damage, the empty beer cans, and most importantly, a pickled Strawberry, who's super drunk, that could barely walk a straight line after drinking a bunch of fat, tire ale. Since the video was posted, over 2 million people took time to see what a hammered pig looks like. Yeah. My old dog. We were watching football, and I had like a vodka drink or something that had it under my chair. We're watching a game. Now, I'm watching my dog, and he's stumbling, and he's bouncing into the wall. I'm like, "What's wrong with the dog?" And I look down, man. He got underneath and got my drink. It was weird. I think we called the vet. They said, "Just watch him. He's got to sober up just like a human would." So we used to get high in high school before track practice on my buddy's roof in Hadenfield, and he had a dog named the seal, and the seal would drink our bond water. Did you get banged up from that, right? Okay. Sure. I mean, I was high, and then we take the seal to track practice with us. It was a different time, kids. Yeah. It was a whole different time. You've got to wait with a lot. You blow the smoke in his face, and I've done that with it. I think we did that with the seal a couple of times, you know, and I think the seal enjoyed it. I wonder. It can't be. That was 25 years ago. There's no way the seal's still alive. But you're saying the seal, the name was the seal, or was it an actual seal? No, his name was the seal. Okay. Well, we call them the seal. The seal. In Texas, a 21-year-old Juniper Bryson was arrested and taken into custody for allegedly trying to sell her newborn baby to the highest bidder on Facebook. Why not? In fact, reports say she was looking for $150 up front before she put the baby. She owes a down payment. It's cheaper the way for her. Before she went in the labor, cops in Houston received a report of what Bryson was allegedly up to in late September. It was the Facebook post that she was willing to travel if we can arrange that. She was on a lot of pain and she's contracting, so it'll be soon, she said. She's currently being held in jail on a $30,000 bond. At least on Wayfair, you get a kitchen island and you get a baby for $2,500. $150 up front. Now, once again, that's a down payment. Who knows how much it was going to be after that? That's the deposit. That's the deposit. Yeah. You hold the bait. Right. You need the deposit to make sure this is going to go down like I got you. It's a reservation. A video posted on social media shows a neon green Cybertruck driving vigilantly chasing down and ramming a package thief. The truck was being rented by Stephen Phelps who posted on Facebook that he's about to find out how good the truck is. Phelps said his tenant saw a porch pirate running to his car with a renter's package. In the Cybertruck, the driver sprung an action chasing down the thief and sandwiched the bandit's vehicle between him and a tree. Phelps said the rental was costing him $800 for a weekend, and it's not clear if insurance from the rental will cover the damage. Do those stupid Cybertrucks? They look stupid. My kids point them out because they're on this Fortnite game, but I'm like, son, that's your fault. Dude, they look stupid. Yeah. I'm all for Elon. I love Elon. But those stupid Tesla Cybertrucks look stupid. And if you have one, you're stupid. Yeah. I don't know what you're putting it back. You're never going to haul a trailer. They said, you're going to lose so much. I don't-- yeah, I don't get them at all, man. But they just look stupid. Yeah, I do. I don't care how they drive. I don't care what you can trailer. They look stupid. They don't even look comfortable to ride them. They just look dumb. You're just waving a flag saying, look at me. And this has been brought to you by the Cybertruck. Tesla. Yeah. It's my Tesla. Go. Go electric. Save Earth. There you go. Oh, that's news. Oh, no. That's-- what are we doing? What happens to the XLs after is the rock station and the ZXL moisture. You know what I got to do after the show today? I only do this because I'm a good neighbor. I could really tell this guy to go pound Sam, but I'm not going to. OK. I'm the guy on the road that brings the leaves out to the street because they're going to pick them up on Thursday. I hate when you got to pull them out on the street. And with that being said, there was a little bit of a breeze and I did it this week because my neighbors get pissed off because they don't have a leaf issue. I have OCD. So I have to rake them out of my yard, bring them to the place, out to the front and get them out of there. So I'm lucky, man. We have a lot of trees in my neighborhood, I live in the woods. But the way the wind blows up my street, it blows all the leaves down the street. And that's what I'm banking on. Yeah. And dude, I'm not kidding. Like, I'll come out one morning and my yard will be fooled with leaves just full of leaves. And if it's a windy day, like this morning was windy, I come home, there's not a leaf to be found. And I know my neighbor, he asked last week, he was like, "Nah, why do you go to put him up there?" You get leaves on the line. I said, "Listen, I reached out to him and the other neighbor. The other neighbor's fine with me." He's like, "I don't care, man. He's out there doing leaves anyway." But I reached out and I said, "Listen, here's the deal. They're coming on Thursday. Just relax." This doesn't have to, again, pick your battles with your neighbors. Like, you're going to, you're breaking my balls or it relieves. So I was like, "Just relax. I'll come there on Wednesday. I'll blow the leaves off your yard. That's what I'll do for you because I'm trying to be a good neighbor." But you're also the neighbor, too, that didn't pitch in for half the fence that I had to pay for. You know what? There's give and take in my neighborhood. It is, man. And when you get into a fight with a neighbor and it gets nasty, it's the worst. I avoid confrontations at all calls. Dude, my will be the bigger person to take the high rope. My mom, man, my mom was crazy growing up. And I realized now she was going through a crazy menopause. But she started a fight with literally the wife of my godfather, who had passed away. And they didn't talk for like 20 years. Yeah. Over what? Frito-Lay Truck. Yeah. Her son-in-law worked for Frito-Lay and would park the truck in front of the house because that was his job and he was living with them so they could save up for a house. And my mom didn't like the Frito-Lay Truck. So my mom anonymously, which wasn't. Everyone knew because she complained about it all the time, was her, called the cops. And because it was a commercial vehicle, he couldn't park it on the street. Yeah. None of the other neighbors cared. We all love this family, dude, we didn't talk to them until my dad's funeral. Yeah, my parents didn't go on with any neighbors, man. Dude, I never did. Like, my dad was just a neighborhood. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, what? They came over to dinner once. I think my dad, I don't know. I don't know what happened. My parents had no friends. But they never got along with any of the neighbors who like, I don't know, man, you see all these sitcoms and stuff, the neighbors, they don't get along, they're drinking beers in the garage. I'm like, yeah, you just, you just miss them. Here's what I'm bad at. We have really nice neighbors throughout our neighborhood. You know, Halloween's awesome, right? And they all stop by. We drink beers. I don't know any of their names. Yeah. That's my problem. I don't know any of their names. Wow. Because I'm usually drunk. Mm-hmm. So I Halloween, they're dressed up in something. Yeah, I don't retain any info, you know, when they tell me. And so like, I see them when I, like, we were voting. And we're walking down the stairs, the voting place. And this couple's walking up the stairs, and I recognize the guy. And it's our neighbor. He helped me put my pool table together. Oh, Jesus. I don't know. I don't know. He should have some type of connection with this dude. I don't know his name. And like, my wife's so good at that, and she's like, you know, chit-chatting. And I'm like, I don't know, hey, what's up, Phil, Tom, Mike, what's up. Just mumble like he's like doing the rock news. What's up, John, John, Lou, it's a sport. Yeah. Hey, Joey. Hey, everybody, thanks for your calls today. They're always welcomed on the show. We're glad we're all part of it. Stay there. We can cover rock block. It is 100.7 ZXL South Jersey's rock stations, EXL, morning show. When you're smiling. When you're smiling. When you're smiling. When you're smiling. From the older, the smiles of you. When you're smiling. And when you're laughing. When you're laughing. When you're laughing. When you're laughing. When you're laughing. When the sun comes shining through. When you're crying. When you're crying. When you're crying. You bring on the ring. Stop your silence. 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