Golan-Globus Theater
The Exterminators of the Year 3000
[music] They made me feel at home in Cleveland, so I had to escape again. The water country. [music] Friend of mine said I quit smoking cold turkey. The water country. [music] I was in Nashville, Tennessee. That screwed me up completely. It's the water country. [music] I love discovering the Americas. Plymouth Horizon America. Sticker price only $59.95. Same price without the sticker. Then I discovered Plymouth through Lion America. Best equipped at lowest price at any current class. What wonderful values! Ball front will drive. Ball protected longer than Russian winter. [music] Oh, well going gloebies. Welcome back. Yes, we did curse us. We joked around last episode. No one listened to it, so it doesn't matter. You didn't get to hear it. It's true. Thankfully no one listened because they'd have to hear my incredible iced tea impression. I've heard people were like, "Did you get iced tea on this show?" I wish. And also my incredible rapping. I was spitting fire into the mike. You were killing it with the raps last week. You were ripping it rhyme and rapping it. I guys are really regretting it. But if we get to talk about the elephant in the room, really quick. Real quick. Last Tuesday, the big thing happened. Michigan were innovators. We know that. Not as innovative as I thought we were, but I didn't go to Aztecs. I care about democracy so much. I vote early. Yes you do. So I got gypped out of my werewolf I voted sticker. That is the travesty that happened a week ago. But I voted, what my vote doesn't count, I got a fucking pussy ass American flag. Is it the normal like obeolar one? I think so. I'm not throwing the trash. I don't fucking care. No one cares about that. I burned it actually. I wanted to fuck. You know I love werewolves. And I wanted to get my werewolf sticker and grift got one. Well of course I did. I went like a responsible paper seller I think I was voting on. I'm disappointed that eight million less I voted 12 times and we still lost. And you know it's just like now what's did I get a fucking werewolf fucking sticker. You wait you voted 12 times but every one of them was mail in or absentee. Yeah I have multiple aliases most of them are dead people yeah couple illegal aliens. You have a lot of empty houses so you just assume their identity. Yeah of course we got to steal this fucking state. I did my part. You did do your part. And I still didn't get my fucking werewolf sticker. You see that was apparently they're going for like money online. People want this. Well they can't have mine. I understand I wouldn't give it up either if I had one I didn't get one. I immortalized it on my sticker trash can. It's right there when you go to look down and you know throw some trash away you fucking see that beautiful werewolf tearing up. How did people not show up in Michigan for the fucking werewolf sticker. They didn't promote it enough. I'm so michigan seriously yeah so there you have it seriously yeah I don't know I don't we're not going to we're not going to bore people with the happen because it's like it's either preaching the choir and the people who need to hear it are going to fall into deaf ears. I just want to say one thing America never failed to disappoint me. Oh my you know what they've done they've the lines are finally good we used to have the snatch. Thank God we're snatching the feet from the jaws of victory the democrats are the same old lions they pass the curse under the democrats the man went out and did forty five minutes where he stood pop into the same song multiple times he's our president yeah he described Arnold Palmer's dick in the detail okay I didn't think he could do that so that was impressive I gave him a little credit because he you're right he knew which way the dog leg ran see that's a golf term everybody yeah but he was impressive I've never seen him use so many beautiful adjectives and nouns and verbs I'm so impressed you knew there's so many ways to scrap a dick I did them all I didn't he's the Robert Frost of dicks is but knows the way around a dick we see the way dances double jerk Murray probably going to be an internment camp but next week is it the worst thing we'll wait we got a couple months maybe we got a couple of odds yeah I just want to go ahead we're going to have enough of a politics we have some fun I know we're going to reset here and we're going to have some fun I found today I was griffing around in an estate sale and I found this touch that's it you like you're like Walter White's sister-in-law that would go to the open houses to steal shit yeah that's you well I don't think this had any value to it but then when I read it I was like I know the writer of this and I you did you right there you found this I found this okay talked into a bird a book of Michigan birds very apt place for it because this is a poem and I think you're gonna guess who wrote it we're gonna sober up and then we're gonna have some fun everybody winter birds of Michigan there's actually two poems I'm gonna read here why do we only see those birds in the winter why do some birds leave in winter where do winter birds stay nests houses what do birds eat how do they find it why do we have birds are they useful do they keep same nests what happens to sick or injured birds do birds save food how about baby birds history of birds how do they get water how much do they need do birds need exercise this position of birds are they are there any talking but no this is some of them are questions and some of them just have a lot of questions are being I know think about who likes to ask questions are there any talking birds in Michigan why do other birds choose not to live in Michigan are there birds that used to live in Michigan that don't know are some Michigan birds extinct that's pulling one for you flyaways is poem two where do they go how far do they go when do they go how do they know where to go how do they fly was a quick one I was a quick one is this a Michigan native that was it is a Michigan native human being I was gonna say Stephen Wright sound very Stephen Wright ish oh I love Stephen Wright not it's funny Stephen right I got I just got I just finished his book that he put out Michigan native you would not think but he does like to ask and known as being a poet or is this another no but he does write bars let's say that was that was a heavy-handed clue there you wouldn't wrap her yep it's too introspective for kid rock I mean I know the ICP asked lots of questions about the world you live in Murray that's a violent J original that we just right off on air I found that talked away in an estate sale and I said there is no way that was not a violent J poem and it was it was how did you verify that I go is that a wrap is that a wrap you know it works better it works better mother fucking birds I do they work mother fucking but why are they here why are they in Michigan are there extinct birds in Michigan well shit on ICP for good reason but at least they're asking they're not like they don't they admit they don't know it all yeah I'm they ask questions yes that they're not kid rock who thinks he knows everything and the age of fake tough guys yeah they realize real men can be vulnerable yeah they ask the question they're not sure of everything they don't know how the magnets work what about the birds they're think about the birds these are people who don't just think about people violent or no yeah violent J violent J violent J wait did I get it wrong no it's just the name violent J yeah violent J endorsed at Kamala yeah like come on this is obviously a thought out man yeah he also came out against homophobia recently you know they used a lot of F bombs but he said hey I was a young dumb person I've grown as a man he's he's faced death he's got some weird kind of heart condition he can't tour anymore yeah and he's just like hey you know I choose love over hate guys ICP so that was not so insane clap not so insane very sane unlike a kid rock who is old country and not even good country bad country awful country oh boy so that was our sobering moment Murray do you want to talk about post-apocalyptic movies no I have one other thing I have to talk about oh it better be so people who listened to last week's episode we'll appreciate this I don't know if anyone else will go back and listen if you want to know what we're talking about now because Monday before all hell broke loose oh I know yep we had one last enjoyable evening the fucking King of Denmark King Diamond came to town oh god Murray you got it can we just prefaced that there was another King in town and he fucking made parking hell for us oh yeah that's still you know I'm happy to see and then Griff and my entire life Detroit for the most parts been a ghost town yes it's a major town it's a town everybody knows about but there was not a lot of shit to do in Detroit up until recently we're kind of we're for the first time we're actually turning shed around we're getting shit built down there which is good I want to see Detroit's an important city historically we've done so much shit and we deserve our flowers yeah we're not a shit hole like a certain person did say who got the majority of our state's votes yeah but uh the problem is now we have all of our sports teams located in this same area of downtown Detroit thank you Illicius thank you that's a sarcastic thank you and so when we go down to a show it used to be like I never paid for parking first of all I don't believe you should pay for parking it's an American to pay for parking but you never had to you never to worry about that shit but even though the pistons are a dumpster fire for the past ten years or so fifteen years a certain king like you said King James and his Prince Bronnie came to town and of course all the bandwagon jumpers have to be like I'm a fuck I've been a liquor fan since the piston sucked we had a full tour of Woodward Avenue trying to find parking stuck car by car by car and we got to see all these people coming out and women dressed like LeBron was gonna take him home or maybe Bronnie was gonna take them home like they slotted it up dude sports hose or the nastiest some of the guys were slowing up too I saw some massive chaps in there I don't I don't know chaps are atlas assless but yeah atlas chapped that's my Anna Ryan Rand book I might read that one but uh yeah so we had a nightmare finding a place to park we parked like I think two three four or five miles away but we got our steps in that we did it was a lovely night in Michigan again it was the precursor at that time it's lovely night because of global warming which we're never getting anything about well no we got this never mind so we get in there and a familiar face poked up in that we alluded to because the last first of all go listen to surviving the game to hear the full story yeah we alluded there was a character if you will at the show also based on a Detroit based on the movie you were referencing that yes this was a Halloween show we were not sure if this guy was wearing a costume or not because he looked like Gary Oldman from Truromance dreadlocks and everything I have news for you people not a costume he lives it because we saw him at the King Diamond we also point out he was one of the two to three douche bags who kept trying to start a mosh pit at the acid witch yeah guess what people he tried to start a mosh pit at the King Diamond show median age I mean we have point out King Diamonds almost 70 yes this is a very like this is a classic metal this is Judas Priest Iron Maiden this isn't mosh metal half of isn't Lamb of God half of why I want to go see a King Diamond show is this elaborate landscape stairway staircases the heaven and oh but King is getting all it off now it's dark up there so we had the little scooter now when he rides the scooter down and yeah three levels yeah he's not gonna do all those levels so yes Gary Oldman tried to start a pit again all his elderly people breaking hips in the pit Davis came out this is like probably a lot of people the one night they go out and they're like I just want to see King Diamond based on how people were dressing they were fucking okay the ghost makeup would you call it skull face man corpse paint was off the charts but that's because you know you're paying homage to King himself even though nobody did King paint I didn't complicate yeah yeah also we were at a venue that had seats which we love now that we're old and we have bad backs I can just relax I can watch him from the comfort of my seat I don't have to worry about fainting again listen to last week's episode almost died and what happens when I mean perfect view from the seat you can see the stage and all it splendor yes mother fuckers in front of us have to stand up have to so we have to stand for this show and now it's even more awkward because you got a chair bumping into it's out of slant so it's like I can't do my maneuvers I need to do in order to not fate yeah because it's an old it's a Masonic temple literally so it's old style theater with the hard seats yes so I had to like sit down and pop up and sit it was it's nice to have a chair but man let's all just fucking sit down you know King's not swaying us like he had to take multiple breaks he walked off the stage so many times he was sassy as fuck he was he was he was this is like the four time me and Murray have seen him yeah I've seen him multiple times and usually it's business yeah we're doing all of Abigail we're doing all of it this time he was caught in the off with the crowd he was sipping wine out of plastic cup that he was slamming and watching bounce and he was just like let's see if I can make it bounce a few more times yeah he was working on his comedy club routine if I was a man who could speak Danish Swedish what Danish Danish if I was mad at an audience I just start speaking Danish because it is one of the funniest languages ever to hear well he's the king so he's an after he will tell you to your face your douche bag yeah he was he was being he was he was doing some Don Rickl style he was roasting a couple people in the audience that front row felt the burn yeah well he deserved it now I agree he's but he still he nailed it he was great it was another great time to see the king so that was good also opening a back a thrash metal band overkill what did we learn from overkill a graph one rule fuck pussies don't be a pussy don't be a pussy that's right he told us that multiple times as he went off stage she sucked like oxygen from a tank she was multiple times living the stage he's 62 so I mean yeah he sings in that higher register too and I can't hear that without thinking you'll get this reference if you remember what episode it came up in kudos oh shit metal yeah I don't remember which but yeah day gone the band day gone who had his song called ocean metal and the guy it I was like cuz I was like I was at a show I don't know why I was at a show with a guy there's a guy like a guy she was dating who by the way trash king diamond because he opened for him one time and King had the audacity to not get some nobody local band of sound check he was like get the fuck out of here I gotta get my shit ready so he hated king diamond and trash him so I already didn't like this guy and I don't why I was there but I was and it was like some boring fucking tech death metal show and like we're listening to the shit and like you said all of a sudden I know where this guy starts singing in the highest falsetto about an ocean model that's like their genre is ocean metal they sing just songs about the ocean and pirates and shit yeah way before death clocked it up day gone was the name of the day gone check them out which is a Lovecraft reference I believe guys this is all we've got yeah we're gonna have two to four more years of terrible shit so you know right I was just telling Murray I was at a club with a bunch of trans women shooting pool they were fucking dogging the hell out of me I I'm not good at pool I'd whiff a shot and yeah and all the trans women would be like oh did you hit that one real well the first time I played in years yeah I'm not good at pool either yeah they they were cutthroat so I just want to say get out there people it's still a good world enjoy the life as long as you can yeah I don't know what I'm I just your life might just go away yeah I mean they're gonna take your health care away from you yeah I'm looking forward to that so Murray we've got a movie it's in your favorite genre you pose the pockets which where I didn't know we were going to be preparing you guys this week I just said hey we haven't done a post-apocalyptic Italian ripoff in a while I let's do one I started that this movie and I was I was looking at that kid Tommy and I was like man that looks like that Tommy that that looks like a young version of Elon and now I understand why more hair than Elon well you know yes we are bolding he deserves it there's he does he's a horrible person some people I know what funny is all hell what that that's a joke analogy when you like judge a person by their face your head shape or something like oh it's a shape something like that because they're there's something about evil people they are just also very hard to look at look at Donald Trump for a while and you'll question everything about it big enough fucking drag queens yeah talking about drag we want but I am gender and drag queen they're the same realm they're same then the diagram um but then you have your margarita the green just horrible people your Elon Musk just horrible people what hate makes you ugly yeah if you hate me full person it make it shows it just just get a where you down it just I don't know how you carry all that hate where dystopian future dystopian future yeah so this is another one of the many Italian rip-offs of road warrior I only thing I remember about it was an arm being ripped off and yes our arm gets ripped off in this movie spoiler alert it was probably the best scene of the movie yeah I don't think the story was that bad it was a very poorly executed movie because it's cheap as shit right to slap it together it took I think the actor I saw I got it on DVD and I was able to interview with the guy who plays alien the main character a great name only movie did yeah it was just he had he at the time he was uh he was American actually he's not Italian he uh was a Calvin Klein model and whoever the director whoever produced was like I want that guy and he was like sure why not be in a movie be cool you know so it took ten weeks shockingly to make this movie he said the the I we we point this out every time we do it a time we will do it again they never record sound on set they do the dialogue post post filming so a lot of the actors either can't speak good English obviously good English that's not good thank you very English well or they can't speak at all and the character of crazy bull or villain could not speak English at all so he's like it's kind of a challenge I've never acted before and I'm working music the guy was nice but he was like it's you're you're not you're you can't interact you're not really engaging with a person acting wise when you don't know what the fuck they're saying right mother grab first of all if you are fucking complete beginner at acting and now you have to act with somebody who came and speak the same one who boy and he did such a great job he was going he got offered a role of a movie we've done oh no she turned it down because he wanted to get his degree he was like no it's more important to me what do you get a degree in I have no idea oh what to the University of Miami so it was I don't like partying you of them uh it was uh after the fall of New York 2019 I just fall parts of all remember that the parts of all he could have been the guy doing the parts of all yeah yeah yeah oh yeah the parts of all yeah it's a call back to a very joke we used for quite a while yeah yeah well it doesn't really belong anywhere else because his name was parts of all and he vaulted so parts of all so listen to that episode and enjoy that joke yeah and think about who was president at that time and how much of a better who was president I don't know it could have been five years ago could have been uh Trump it could have been yeah uh well that'll get you ready for the next regime yeah so so yeah I mean Italy uh produced a lot of these uh more world where rip ups I don't think a single one was really good but they didn't stop them from producing them I think some of some that first action sequence I didn't think it was awful no that I loved the fucking uh car chases in this movie it was great it was great seeing that you don't see that anymore yeah and this is like a fucking low budget is fuck movie but they still did some school stunts and it borrowed heavily but at the same time they kind of they did a little bit of their own shit which is what you want to see out of something that's inspired by something else like I would have liked it if bold didn't look exactly like Wes well yeah a shitty version that's what they were going for obviously yeah uh I think we talked about this on another uh Italian movie we did I don't it's not racism from hate I believe it's more from ignorance because like there's not a lot of black people in Italy but the black woman had to be called shadow yeah I remember one movie we did the one was called a chocolate yes it's always like and I don't think it's coming from the place of hate but it's just like they they don't get it I think I think they're more excited by having a black person on set and yeah no I agree I agree but just shit you know she has a cool fucking name for a villain though yeah yeah she was kind of cool too she didn't use enough yeah except actually had that cool Wolverine claw yes like they did not we often say they don't use the villains enough they don't throw enough wrinkles into the way and sure enough we follow alien for most of the movie and he's kind of a little alien on the interest level the name to is this what the alien fuck name is I was like this is wrong this is not this man name I thought the same thing yeah so I had a different name down there I thought it was Tommy's dad yeah so at for I was like I fucked up that's John or Fred whatever the dad's name was Fred John as ironic you say that because John the character of John is the real-life dad of Tommy oh that makes sense yeah okay he played yeah we have a lot of fun here we have a one phrase that gets thrown around a lot mother grabbers yes mother grabbers come on you mother grabbers you got to hear some of the music you might have heard some yachos smeared off or whatever the fuck that guy the country I don't know why that was funny to us earlier so that might well we were we believe me we did our fucking election breakdown before the show we spared you yeah we spared you we call him when we came down to the phrase what a country and there you go so you heard a little bit of the music what a country you might have heard a little bit of the yach is that is is that this nickname the yach the yach attack but this movie was full of music that it didn't seem like it was super Nintendo or Nintendo soundscape it sounded a little more advanced it sounded like something out of the CD rom era of like PC gaming Kings Quest and shit like that it was just a little more like more sophisticated a little higher fidelity than what you would hear on those old like it wasn't doo doo doo doo doo doo doo you know midi level shit it was a little bit but it was awful I it was it was like I don't remember it that much but I'm sure I'm not I'm not saying it was very close to always say for a soundtrack the best is when you don't really know yes feel it you don't notice it yes and when you notice a soundtrack is usually formal production or something to that ill and I noticed the fuck out of this soundtrack throws you off throws you out of the movie I know I think it might have inspired one of our favorites who did a better job John S. Rad yeah they do a dangerous man dangerous man just dust dangerous I thought I thought he somehow fucked up the name get Kevin's style I can't believe you remember the name John S. Rad but you can't remember Murray I searched into your beautiful eyes and I found that name just lurking behind there because he is in our brains he's in our hearts he's in our minds see that's such a great soundtrack you didn't even notice when Griffith talking I was doing it just flow it's just flow no one no one noticed you making those stupid noises no Murray before we go to trailer I gotta ask you one question are you a trash man perfect name for this character but she had he had nice trash you look to her yes by the way popular name cuz remember our favorite trash is trash from skiff in the Bronx exactly aka Bronx Warriors I literally spent 20 minutes to think she was related to trash or maybe trash this is the year 3000 after all yeah and transgender trash maybe trash transitioned might have they had both had great rockstar hair I was gonna say they did have kind of similar hair we do know that trash disappeared from the face of the world trash had a very feminine way of walking which the bikers on the set of the movie let him know so I don't know I think is cuz that was like Bronx Warriors 2029 or something yeah so trash might be a mortal and trash might have transitioned get into the whole year 3000 when we get into the movie because I have questions about that I have questions as well and we also get all favorite I don't know his name but I think he's been in every single Italian movie we've done he's in this one you mentioned he was in your your he was yours bro who they did the trapeze thing together he's the man and that was one of the greatest scenes of all time that was one of the greatest musical cues of all time fuck yeah he's the man so good guys I'm sorry everything sucks in the world outside but hey trying to do our part to cheer you up we're trying so let's go let's get in in this fucking movie we don't want another two and a half hour episode that's right so are you mother-grapers get ready for this trailer for exterminators of the year three don't worry you would have left in the time long time you know something kid I get tired of listening to you that's what you are welcome back Chloe we've just been talking about the Rizzler which I love that fucking kid I wish I was funny if you actually had the Rizz at the Rizzler if you wondered how could our society like Donald Trump look up the Rizzler right and look at our numbers know that this chocolate chunk little fuck has four human meatball he if they do an awkward teen hunger for his live action he has me why yes that's the off my conversation you missing out on by not paying us four thousand dollar for merman productions premium plus version of the podcast yeah podcast is another word I just don't like we do a podcast like we're there was P we've really learned that I hate when people say poop there you go what do you like pompous do do hate that word oh yeah I say do do dukey dukey that's actually what I say because that you're like every you leave out a joke and everyone got dukey let's get into this okay all right so apparently we're in the year three thousand even though all our characters remember a time before the Holocaust even alien who's probably what was this line that you're talking about right now what was that fucking line I don't know what I thought that's what you're talking about because he says crude this is like crude oil before the Holocaust yeah is he not talking about the 1940s well no he's no no no he's using the the gen generic term okay okay okay oh no so yeah I mean I give him props because we always joke it we've done multiple movies we're set in the future that's already passed like we're talking about like we did we did after the following york 2019 in 2019 that's right that's when we did all you were right that was still the so I give them props are like three thousand we're never gonna like get that that predicament because you know this movie came out in eighty three so two thousand it would it makes sense you know we always thought we I think nobody why 2k we didn't think we were gonna survive better than your two and our billionaire overlords made sure that we never got off fossil fuels right so we figured most people figured oh two thousand would make sense yeah no I mean it doesn't really make sense but it sounds cool when you say exterminators of the year three thousand that's futuristic it sounds cool sounds cool but you do open up with a couple of cops by the way this is a spanish Italian co-production because we are in the if you if you're a fan of spaghetti western we're filming mostly in spain you'll recognize a lot of this terrain okay yeah uh we open up with a couple of cops old school what's going on here we got the driver who's wearing a motorcycle helmet correct never takes it off right he's in a car it's almost like they're doing like a final snippet of madmax with the cops you know we're transitioning from madmax road war exactly so there's still so apparently there's some stability here you have cops there's some kind of government body out there somewhere that their radio went to yeah and his partner looked like fucking Roy Scheider from Jaws right he was he's rocking the mirrored half shades where he had mirrored uh sunglasses just in one eye covering one eye well people are this was a internet meme over the summer olympics because that's what all the shooters were and everything was like the little flip down and all that stuff you're gonna bring up uh clearly a sharpshooter this is the who's the breakdancer again ray gone by the way she retired what okay leave the woman alone well yeah why do we keep talking about her the sanctity of breakdancing oh yeah the sanctity did she get a model for the she get a model of course she did she she no she didn't who cares i don't know why she was the best australia breakdancing can produce and inherently wasn't a lot so australia the hotbed of breakdancing uh go ahead and step up otherwise we won't shut up australia road warrior so we got these cops they're crooked cops because they want to fuck with somebody you think that's what was going on here they were looking for some they're trying to fuck with our hero alien yeah well where the bad is oh my god this car was the worst every supposed to be like almost badass he's supposed to be the interceptors i was supposed to yeah exterminator is what he calls his car uh which reflects us to a terrible movie um but you get the step person terrible person yes you get the step down effect here because they get radio in by i recognize this immediately it's fucking grock from from uh x formerly known as twitter yes grock they ai are we are uh we've noticed a huge influx in our blue sky can we do have a blue sky can if you're you're looking to bail on twitter we do have a blue sky we're still there come join us i've given me a reason to post because i was i was only posting there for obra hey i was like she she was the first she bailed as soon as elan bought fucking twitter she and she didn't come crawling back to get her fucking files like us because i'm like i don't want to start over again so i'm just gonna camp out but you come over to blue sky at gng theater the same as it is on twitter give it a follow-up all you back we love the john deharth song starting over but it is very hard to start your your twitter media when you when you don't live you don't care for or live on social media it's very hard and i don't yep so we're hearing grock tell them you have been deactivated get 69 losers because that's funny and twitter's funny for you know i was born 69 days after 420 did you that's a classic i didn't i'm not going to uh credit for that joke that was an eline or elan original i can't do this episode i just pissed myself it was too funny i'm embarrassed i i'm afraid i'm not this but i did send i slipped in elan's dms asked him if he would please do a guest spot he said i'm too busy fixing the world yeah so god dammit can we at least get rfk he's brainworm will come on i will tell you're hot yeah he's saying i think he's got a kawatu he's got a kawatu for sure yeah i want to talk to the kawatu he's got a quad i'm sure i think it's controlling him oh it definitely is he's getting and i think his kawatu has a brainworm i think that's what controlling him i look i already gotta tell everybody right now the first thing he's gonna do is endren meet because it's the unhealthiest meat of them all it is but so damn good it's so damn good but he's a body health guru so he's good isn't the whole point of their their platform staying out of our lives well that's the problem is republicans are fucking retarded and uh yeah they're gonna use me oh no we're in trumps america i can say now oh okay we can't say uh sorry everybody i said the r word uh we still appreciate you um wait who am i are we saying our listeners are retarded no oh i thought you say we still appreciate you we appreciate being aware that we're saying bad words um anyways no we're getting we're getting kawatos okay so these cops are like no we're loose even in the year three thousand there's some loose cannon cops who just get you shit there they don't follow the rules but they get results yeah go watch james woods cop movie i think that's what it's so they stumble upon a stalled-out car with a little trailer behind it yeah and they go to investigate and did they actually have names you used to make these names up at one point they said some names and i threw them in there and then i threw the names away and they became cop one and two because they had a like uh a moonshine still in their back seat yes but it was full of apparently water so was it purifier i assume well no i think they're part of whatever grocco organization you have here so they were still getting like legit water and out patrolling okay and this was part of them being cops we learned that the environment is fucked and water is the ultimate resource that's right not gozilene get gozilene but water and so that's that instead of gozilene that's what everybody's after i thought this was some kind of shit they were getting fucked up on and i had to fix my notes because i thought they were just getting fucked up i thought these were just two cops out looking to fuck so check out stall.com looking at old desiccated uh skeletons or in it these people have been in a while and a nice fresh python a lot of snakes in the world they survive in the desert apparently pythons survive in the desert yeah did not know that yeah they do i thought they were jungle creatures no okay so they're these are crawling through the body yeah they they what was the joke there they like check on them they're like these buttholes aren't warm anymore they're skeletons i was like wait what the fuck happened did a nuke drop on them yeah okay yeah we're living in nuclear wasteland so they hear the smooth v8 engine of a like a station wagon that's the execution the exterminator i'm sorry exterminator that was called exterminator exterminator piece of shit car it's awful uh it's rumbling down the street and they're like hey there's somebody we can fuck with here's looking for somebody to fuck with this uh like they nailed the social commentary and cops it works in the 80s it works now they're just bored and they want to fuck with people because the extent what sets the exterminator apart is it has Venetian blinds on the windshield mary when have you got reading by line jay's poetry because you pull in Venetian blinds i did not expect them all about asking questions if it weren't for Venetian blinds it'd be curtains first all did you say Venetian blinds? Venetian yeah i think Venetian is from the planet Venus wow you're gonna fucking correct uh so yeah so they can't really see so he might be black driving so they have to stop and investigate even then a desolate wasteland well there's like three black people in this movie so they're all these called shadow these shadow one shadow too of course lurking shadow crawling shadow that was that shady shadow shady shadow that's my rapping it by the way shady shadow that your shady shadow and they're slim shady i thought you were mellow marshmallow no i don't know what that is so they're like hey that guy looks black let's go fuck with them they're seeing this from a mile away by the way flutter dutch which is the vernacular version of a german we learned that last week if you listened if you give you rucker how we're and you give us shits how dare you give gris so disgusted he's talking lugees into his sinker i can't help it when i think about how our fans just spit in our face murray i have to spit into the sink with a cold running tap to wash it down and i have to run it so murray can't hear me do it because it's a little you know vomit inducing yeah so our hero is it's our it's our hero alien is in the car he's got this new baby lamb look that all the teens are raging about the broccoli hair the broccoli hair yeah and he makes sure to really emphasize it by you know how my baby boy no it doesn't have broccoli hair no good give him a nice brush cut send us uh send murray a photo of no with a nice brush cut so we know that he doesn't keep hair on high air high in sight no no rocks happening there no yes he's rocking the perm and the leather headband i'm glad the 80s the 80s look is coming back in the year three thousand yeah yeah a lot of 80s look it's something there's something about the headband it's like all the ladies are wrestling now with the leg bands to pop their butt a little more you know it's like it's not his face it's no i'm saying with the hair he's trying to pop the hair even more that's true yeah uh i don't maybe it was you know sometimes i hallucinate while watching these movies but it seemed to be like his beard length was changing throughout yeah shot to shot i was busy i didn't get to receive your text that night it looked like it was like thick like mine right now and sometimes it looked like stubble beards i think you got fucked up but it it could be uh like he didn't have the actor didn't have a beard and he showed up like you have to have a beard so he was growing it throughout the process of the movie i agree you could have been right i think what fucked you up the lady in this movie was god awful yeah so there's a lot of shots inside the car and also i watched a very muddy youtube version that you are like oh it's on youtube because you just assume sometimes you're like usually you always do find these fucking movies well i do but i hope you found the movie for next week because i don't know you didn't even tell me what we're doing next week so i know we'll learn at the end of the episode whether we're doing or not by the way it's up in the air whether we have an episode next week is gris gonna be out of town i got shit going on so maybe we might not be an episode let's record a tippy tap and just take a wake up um where are we at uh we're talking about alien oh yeah no we're talking about his beard what i by the way it's no fun being an illegal alien no i hope that's not weeks to come back when the deportations are happening uh denaturalization is what steven miller wants to do okay this is the person with a high cabinet level trumps ear you know what's going on when he had the painted on hair yes yes can we just bring that back and post it everywhere i want these people they're gonna make our lives hell i want them to see what we have to look at uh but i i was trying to say you were saying that you had a beautiful chris blue ray laser disc version yes they do make blue ray laser discs they only send them to us um so you got to see good lighting in my muddy lighting his beard look the same the whole okay well i did like he had he had he had the he had the same pants that that uh uh blah blah blah blah what was his name uh not turbo who's the other guy i can't remember the main guy from breaking i was gonna hide wasted pants with no shirt on did you notice i like this touch he's wearing a leather jacket yes and he had an alliance door knocker on his fucking shoulder i did not instead of like the shoulder pads which you expect from a road where i rip up it was it was a door knocker it was a lion's head with the fucking thing that you like beep boys eat your heart out yeah that was a nice touch i like that yeah no there was again this movie does a good job of like hey this is what we're inspired by but we're gonna try to add our own little thing to it right well i mean that's the whole thing about the mad max movie it's it's repurposing yeah so i like that yeah yeah so he just like fuck it i'm not letting these po po pull me over that's all right in fact he shows up looking for a fight too he doesn't get out of the car in mints world or anything he just he clicks on the vine closes the the vines the venetian blinds the they're vines so they're the vine blind and he has this is a no sense a little like green spot like pops up his book somehow that's a camera it's a camera yeah and he's like he has a little monitor on his dashboard where you can see where he's driving this actually inspired uh the backcams that we have nowadays the dalian rip-off's fired a lot road lawyer inspired a lot so the cops are trying to shoot at him and everything but they can't hit him he's got the fucking venetian blinds covering up he's able to elude all these well elude block well he's trying to run him over he's like going like he's like a like a bull and i go and they're like a bull fighter yeah he comes back around to get him on the second swipe after he crashes through the rv the back end and we see it was just like they howled at the fuck out yeah nice call back to uh the opening chase and man max yeah um and so we get him coming back around the cops again jump but one of the cops jumped and lost control of his i think he kind of whipped him with the back end of his car and he kind of spirals whatever he's he's the cop wearing the motorcycle helmet yet he hits his head in a rock and dies he didn't have one of the new nfl guardian helmet because they're they're pussy shit what have you noticed those in football yet no because guys don't want to wear them because they look stupid the one time i notice it like they're saying to a needs to wear one yes no i won't i will never it looks stupid it is jarring i thought i thought i was like i have taken the lsd i thought i was having an lsd flashback i looked at it and i freaked out like that and hit my elbow and it hurt that hurt oh i was jarred by it i was like what just happened there because it was like crumbled and i was like what the fuck did i just see it's so weird well what you saw was this cop gets splattered the other cop rushider goes running we take this it's like i don't know i don't know my cars it's kind of like a Cadillac it's like a really long like 80s 70s 80s car it goes off road this is car does not belong off road can you narrow goes down a hill chasing fucking roy and then a little sunroof pops up you see a little boa yeah the cop stops and turns around to look at him so uh alien decides to stop and he's he's pushing a bunch it's all computer grock controlled everybody so he pops it that's interesting is it a so it's a control grock was controlling the car and he was the grock was i gendered grock excuse me uh grock was also the uh the dispatcher so that's interesting grock's working both sides it's all ai it's all funny it's a future the ai is a future it's all hilarious so alien stops the car to kind of like do a little showdown here he we bought boops and pops out a sunroof which very convenient uh and yeah he's got a little show weapon here it's a bolo it's a bolo okay well this is the string with a weighted ballson yeah i've seen that a million times so did an event it no he did not i think uh goutchos from south america invented okay and he takes out uh the cop i think it does it go around his legs and trap or to his head i don't know how it misses oh hits the phone pole behind him oh i didn't see that yeah it gets the cop to cower and piss himself and everything takes the cop's canteen because water is precious water is life yeah we learned that from dune and they tried to kill my son and he's like all right i'm gonna start i'm gonna start griffin this we're scavengers now everyone's a griff in the future of year three thousand because you're scavenging yeah so he goes into the cop car taps on the old kegger yeah he sees the keggerator in the back and he's like oh fuck i would really like water but it's some fucking good old pills i'll take it and then he's his car gets taken off his fucking the cop car jacked his car yeah and this car is no exterminator well it is the company the cop is taking the exterminator like thank you marie he's left with the shitty ass cop car and the shitty ass cop car is no exterminator he goes he's like hey that's my car i gotta get it back so we get a very long we got filled 90 minutes very long not even chasing around winding roads in the mountains of spain yeah and mine was 90 minutes and so he just chases him and chases him some more he goes through like a wooden fence we see some beautiful just a shed on the side of the road it happens to me he goes through it alienate fucking around he's named his car too by the way so what does he give his shit exactly which he should be more careful about because it's not the exterminator which we know has like the fucking cattle prod or whatever that fucking object that trains have and uh he's got none of that yeah he's got none of that shit happening here but he's still just like yeah i'm just gonna keep going so reckless he winds up flipping his car absolutely it's upside down and the cop just takes off with the exterminator that's right so he's trapped in this car he can't get out this is actually the inspiration for that awful not kronenberg movie crash oh i thought you could see trapped in the closet well that's a great movement cut to a fortified building we see a young boy playing with his pet hamster jojo this is tommy yeah it was that a building it kind of just looked like a hillside or some shit yeah it was like uh whatever the complex they looked uh and it's being heavily guarded because there's some precious shit in there precious food plants animals hydroponics hydroponics but tommy is waiting for his papa bread it sounds like a loser name i apologize if red williamson no apologies easy out use the outlier yeah and so he's pressing little jojo is pet hamster and he's waiting for papa to show up not papi who'll get in later and these kids do you notice the main gun red hair hmm evil incarnate he's just like you're fucking dead to a loser because his dad's going off in this mission we have to find water for the hydroponics right he's like no he is not my dad's gonna come by there any minute now with all the water in the world and you're gonna be fucking you're not gonna get any of it we're gonna be showering in it we're gonna be hot tubbing and sudsing in it your dad's a coward your dad and they just run off and you know mary when you watch this movie a second time why would you do that i know why did i do this but then you start to think like if tommy decided to bow up on these fucking bullies yeah knowing what we know now which will reveal which kind of like goes okay maybe it is a year 3000 because we did not have this technology yeah yeah we'll get to that uh yeah but it's like oh man that could have got ugly but that's because that's why tommy's a true hero he could abuse his power and he chooses not to in fact he's so gentle like our second gunman in el toppo he knows that the real masculinity strength comes from delicacy right yeah so he runs to his elderly mom this one was way too old to playing the role of a mother to a 10-year-old but i'm glad she didn't have well conditioned hair is all frizzed she looked like shit it was the 80s we didn't have the hair products that thanks to mermaid productions mermaid industries mermaid industries mermaid industry the market on hair care products productions is the other this is the production half right yeah so she's like don't you worry boy your father fred we'll be back with that water i believe in him and the senator shows up he's running the the the uh the old situation um only joe cori and so so you're gonna get this reference but he's pernal roberts from trapper john md and uh so he's an old balding guy the white beard he clearly was involved heavily in our modern politics though because his solution to everything muri hear me out you're listening thoughts and prayers yes he does do that and he's like look all our plants are gonna all our weed we're growing these hydroponics is gonna fucking dry up unless we get this water our well is dried up someone brings in it's a sludge it's mud there's the ringing out the mud to get the water from every you're you're getting it a little mixed up because it's all the scientists telling him hey we're fucked our plants are dying everything's dying he's like whoa whoa whoa whoa maybe what you just need to do is pray out let me tell you the story of the flood thank you are you familiar with it Noah Noah do you know all the story of the flood yeah and then john pipes up this is Fred's friend apparently played by the actor the actor is the father of the actor who played tommy it's a little nice little easter egg i actually told you earlier and he's like look we're only 180 i like this believable only 180 miles away because because this movie takes place over the course of like two days yes and he's like we're gonna get a caravan we're gonna get that fucking water because there's a spring a hundred mile 80 miles away that only they know about Fred was supposed to go there return with it it's been over a week and he has not returned and so john is trying to say we set him out there with nothing what that was an awful plan to begin with allow me to go he's he's got a clipboard by the way so we know he's a scientist it's like i need two trucks and a tanker the area all that water i don't know where if i heard that one before i don't know i don't know either so we learned we get a little exposition how did this happen well why we we had a nuclear war people in the 80s it was all about the nuclear war and it destroyed our ozone layer that was a big issue too in the 80s with our ozone layers oh no i know i remember that hole no the whole no zone i remember that we were you know back when we could actually teach about real shit happening and yes this did frighten me when i was in grade school should have yeah so that's what we learned about the whole ozone that we actually you know reacted to and it was able to repair and so without all the clouds atmosphere basically dried up we have not had rain in fucking years oh mary that almost sounds familiar too and i hate to break to see people but we need water we are what 80 percent water i forget what the 80 percent eighty three point 69 percent water that's a grock joke for you so john is like look let me go i will find Fred i will find everyone i will get the water and they're like all right you grant you're granted this request you have to let me go i need to see my dad hey no he had like he had like he had like this weird like new york actions i can't i have to go hey mary mary after last week's script t boys i cannot do another voice well yeah i guess new york Italians are another race so we might be racist i have to be careful only we had the red's alert here if we had the riz oh no you are far too young on this dangerous mission you are not allowed take your hamster jojo and go somewhere else all right so now we're right on the road we got the three uh the three truck caravan and you got two flatbeds with people they've got a whole app rat this looks like a like a good you know chancy man max type situation john's got his clipboard he's like looking at the map and then he's squeak squeak squeak in the back and he's like somebody fucking in my bed back there oh geez no it's not the squeak of bed springs it's a squeak of a little lovable hamster it's tommy and jojo and he's like god damn it tommy why are you here i guess i'm a dead well it's too late to turn around so you're coming with us hey what's that in the mirror oh my god it's the exterminators that's any other fucking gang was the exterminator oh interesting it was actually say that and it's fucking crazy bull he's the combination of crazy horse and sitting bull he's crazy bull crazy bull he has a shake he's got a hardy christian a haircut it's like shaved head with a little like top none the bad very real it looked like he did shave his head yeah that's what i'm saying he also at it was supposed i think supposed to be a skull tattoo on the middle is for it look at the black smudge on his forehead and i was watching it on a laser dance laser most pristine picture blue and i couldn't make out what the fuck was going on i agree and this guy he goes he's our lord humongous slash webs combination he's leading he's got his lady shadow right next to him we're in the all leather with the wolverine claw looks great we see their whole entourage here we got like eight vehicles they've got a fucking motor's mortar set up and he's a sophisticated like much like lord humongous you expected lord humong to be this goon but he's soft spoken he's very articulate what crazy bull is the same way yeah because he quotes shake spear and so see back me up this is some shake spear he the other line what's more into the preach you mother grabbers i remember shake spear quote he coined the term mother grabber oh mid summers night dream was all about mother summer's wet dream a mid summers wet dream was all about mother grabbers and so we're seeing like it's the wannabe man max goons they got the little doom buggies with like a mounted machine gun and all that shit but they get this fucking right on like the modern god damn quote unquote mad max movies worth like any vehicle they could get their hands on yeah they altered instead of just like no we only got the best vehicles that we kind of ultimate yeah scavenging they've got mortars they're shooting at it their heroes with mortars they're shooting harpoons they're fucking shit up and our bodies we got our own plan we got the little uh it's almost like a donkey kong type contraptions these little barrels that were like well you recognize this immediately you see this and you're just immediately flashed back to last week's episode which mother fuckers didn't go fuck mother grabbers didn't go goddamn listen to and you guys got to grab that episode by the fucking balls and listen to it to hear a gary bussy murray destroyed his voice doing the gary bussy speak a week yeah from that movie and this is straight from that movie him throwing the cherry bomb m8ies at the fucking dog to get it riled up so we can fight it in a goddamn pit that's what's happening here but these are giant cherry they're giant cherry bombs they'll run away's uh reference for you if you're a fan of guardians of galaxies you shouldn't be they reuse that i like that if you're a fan of you shouldn't be we get a nice melachi crunch from the bag oh my god we need it there you know what we're just doing happy days that's our episode next week yeah we want we want some happy days everything is fucking but we're our boys are good guys they're lasting they're like he's like they had to split up though so john and his tanker go one way and the other the other two are running like uh decoy to draw off crazy bull but it didn't work because they get followed and the bad guys they just jump on the the tran uh the truck yep we shoot the driver out he fucking well the driver gets stabbed in the arm because he's got his arm on the side yeah oh yeah he gets he gets like stabbed and he goes ah and then another goon gets on the back and pulls the break we all know there's a break in the back of the truck that you can use stops it the driver's head smashes into the windshield he's because he's a goner but john and tommy you're still okay oh okay so you're talking about the flatbed still and now we're getting the guy who gets onto the tanker and just shoots the driver down right so we the the uh they think bull crazy bull thinks they already have water in this tank and john's like we can't let them know because they know where this spring is they're gonna take it over so shut the fuck up mums the word mums the word pull john uh tommy's hiding behind a curtain so he's okay now and thankfully jojo's being quiet he understands the gravity of situations he's not squeaking that's right they pull out uh john shadow come here torture him so she pulls out her fucking she's got the little wolverine clapper ass and she starts slowly cutting john's face and he's like i'm not gonna tell you anything you mother grabbers and finally he bolts it's like well and he got no information because now i'm honk because he's pissed off because they opened the tank and there's no water and he said why are you out here bull finds out there's no water assumes they're going to find water tell me where the the water's at tell hawk tell hawk where's that well i'm not saying anything brother and that's when shadow just guts him in the throat with that wolverine claw have a good day turkey there was nothing there that was just empty well yeah i want to in grift's defense the they clearly had a white woman doing the voice and it was as offensive as grift's black wood oh no don't break that up no one listened to last week's episode they don't have to know that grifty came out we've learned the people are respond to hate we've learned that from last week so go see the hateful portrayal of a black man that grift does last week enjoy it you can do that now you can do that now so they leave they leave they didn't check to see if tommy was there they leave the worst scavengers of all time they don't make sure because that's the thing they're bullies they don't need to scavenge just take what they want but you think you would be like wait do they have any like fucking think you do dog food back here some shit no they don't even look behind the sheet he could have had a stack of portal eggs he did did you have you been hearing about the north koreans who are learning about porn for the first time god bless him god bless him cut back to alien he's still he's been in there for days for all you know he's still hung up upside down he can't get out you see tommy just wandering the wasteland he doesn't know where to go he's a hundred miles away from home it's almost like they're doing another throwback to a mad max movie of course the road warrior because tommy finds a turnover card and goes griffin around an egg griffin why not you got nothing better to do it so clearly if i were in this world i'd be great excel yeah i would excel uh he finds a little harmonica and he just down down here he does the wizard by black sab and there's a great job of it but yes griffin right that is a call back to the little music box that max finds in road warrior that's right and then he hears ting ting but he's going to the beat he's like yeah yeah alien is like digging and he's like i love sad he was doing the baseline to it with the rock and then tommy notices that they jam for a father 15 minutes because we got to fill this 90 minutes it's very close encounters of the third kind because yeah they are riffing off each other and it's like wow it's a rock kind of car and a fucking harmonica with the kid who can't play it and then they finish and then we help me and tommy's like what the fuck should i help you what do you got i've got the best car ever the exterminator i can get you home i can get you anywhere you want anywhere water tommy's like toying with a canteen he's like pulling her away yeah and tommy like he's smart he knows you don't you trust the scavenger he grew up in this world he knows a little bit about it and that makes sense so he's like i'll give you some water but you've got to help me find some water and he's like i can do that with the exterminator it's water so he gets the canteen and he's like see that break over there jack up the car get me out of here and tommy's like hey you're gonna lie to me no trust me so he does it and as soon as he does alien just grabs a canteen pours it into his canteen alien does deals with no one and this walks off tosses the canister back to him and he's like forget about it or even kid i did nothing for you and you set me free i took your water well call it even there was still a little bit of water left in the canteen so he's like let's just call it a day so he starts walking and tommy's getting he doesn't know what to do so he just starts following him right and they say hey kid are you gonna keep following me yeah because i'm going west he's got to check his boots and jack off because it's been a while and that's oh that's precious fucking liquid you don't do you don't jack off in the fucking apocalyptic mary i i'm just calling it like i saw this that's the fantasy we have like we could find this plentiful uh source of water we can be jerking it all fucking day alone these people aren't jerking it anymore no that's why that that in the beginning that those bodies were destroyed up they were jerking it they're jerking it they're just hanging on that that was a symbolism of the snake oh my god it's just like how horror movies are always some kind of conservative reaction to teens having sex this movie is basically saying you jerk it you die alien no not no member gone out of sweat sock they always hear about guys like jerk i never jerked up with sweat sock who jerks off into a sweat sock i hear that's like a common thing i'm like i never did it yeah bros sorry and then and then just throw it like under your bed like sorry if this is TMI but yeah no never what yeah i i i don't know did we appreciate our socks dude or something yes those those guys are the ones who actually look forward to christmas getting sex so uh he's like oh wait a minute i'm so sorry okay merman industries this year coming to you hentai socks that you can fuck has that already been done i don't know i'm not in that world it probably has already been world of feet it's probably already been done uh so he's like are you following me kid no i'm not following in fact i'm going east good because i'm going west and they split off and then alien turns a corner and time he's like what took you so long playing with his pamster calling him a piece of shit and everything well he had a piece of shit he didn't honor the deal break a deal face the wheel we learned that from beyond thunder though that's right there's no wheel so they both agree you know what we are gonna go the same way and we can go there together and this is they say that hey you mother grabbers it's fucking a so sergeant slaughter i just want you to know every time you're doing i think sergeant slaughter did the fucking voice because remember that guy did not speak english that's why that's why hey they are maggot slaughters wait what's in your edi pity deebag so we learned that crazy bull has history with alien because crazy bull hence the name of the gang the exterminators exterminators he he's the owner of the exterminator three thousand of a learn lonely exterminator and alien stole it and so now he's got beef with aliens he's a Han Solo he's like gonna talk his way out of it that's right yeah i mean you could lock me up you could take me away you could throw away the key but only i know where the treasure is the treasure yes of course the sweet treasure project 3025 but i won't give it up at least you give me a sweet ride to sit on while i'm telling you that's right get him that dirt bike so they sit him on a dirt bike and he's like vroom vroom see you motherfucker ask the kid about this sweet ass plant the kid knows the secret so he's like god damn that mother grab her grab that mother grab that kid so they grab like twist his arm behind his back so they start doing it and fucking time he's no selling like i think like this kid's fucking got balls he's no selling this shit arm twisted by in his back chicken wing i couldn't even i couldn't fathom what was happening here i was like wait why is this kid so fucking tough tell me where this thing is i ain't telling you shit boss my arm's hurting from twisting this kid's chicken wing what's going on well get some of those iron horses and we're like what iron is what are you talking about and then the next scene we see tommy tight one arm tied to the back of one motorcycle and not the other this is where did art imitates art because remember this is a rip off of mad max yes this is ripping off a scene from furiosa yeah well i guess it'd be furiosa or if i've ever seen this yes you're right i misspoke yeah that's like that and so yes we're getting a scene it's like they're going to be drawn drawn and halved i guess it's not drawn in quarter because the legs aren't tied up that's right and they're like your last chance kid i just got to say this the movie did it better because this got a visceral reaction i did yes because tommy's army's ripped off yeah i got a reaction it didn't furiosa lose her arm in that scene too no her arm got damaged later on this is like this is the beginning of the movie she was a child in that scene oh okay that's right that's right that's right it was the chick with the scarred up face yeah no i i know what you know yeah that again that movie is so forgettable i forgot everything that happened in it i know it breaks my hearts i love this like the series so much we want to and that the series died with that movie well it was half alive after fury road yeah like it wasn't a bad movie it just wasn't oh no i don't know i'm this i'm talking about uh money wise i'm not talking about creativity oh oh oh i'm on record is saying like if i if i go by the way go listen or review a furiosa we did a tippy tap in my mind there are two worlds there's fucking the mad max world and it's if i'm looking at objectively the furiosa they're not they don't touch the mad max world but i'm they're entertaining i don't have a problem with the furios it's just it's too fantasy for me it's not grounded in reality yeah they take in the hardship the fucking like gamble of everything out of the equation there's abundance of everything we've done this you can listen to it so just as tommy's arm gets ripped off alien finally shows up to rescue him yeah good timing you're so he's so alien yeah that's even better because exterminator comes over the bolo weapon comes out right he grabs fucking tommy get my fucking arm and we're like what's he gonna sew the armbang we're like we're in confused here i'm so confused but alien he finally nuts up and grabs the arm and they take off and escape that's all right so we cut back to the we're senator and uh the the good people live and they're like oh my god we're out of water that's okay everybody i prayed on it this morning more thoughts and prayers more guns in schools also everybody if you hurt grox new joke hey if you take a fart down to the water what does it do bubble the joke hey i'm living in grox america is still even the year three thousand ai is still working the king so it's never finished that's the one thing that will that's why that's why ai will never take over this show because we don't even know what the fuck we're talking about half the times you think ai is going to be able to figure us out yeah ai effect it's one of those situations where ai gets too dangerous you play at our shows and it explodes and then it's we save the world that's right so we're gonna ration even harder than we've already been rationing that one cracker you get a day but it doesn't fit in with the whole pray thing because when you you pray that gives you carte blanc to this waste be wasteful because god's gonna figure it out so we don't need to ration so that should be the ration the ration now ration now mary with an e at the end back to alien and tommy all right this is where we see is we learn tommy has a robot arm yeah he's a cyborg he's a cyborg so now i'm like okay maybe we are in the year three thousand because as of 2024 we've not figured out cybernetic arms yet like that scene where he gets his arm ripped off i was like oh fucking shit what a child got their art Italians you're not abusing women or not women i mean they've done that too i'm sorry uh they're not abusing animals is what i meant to say yeah uh well they do later on oh no yeah remember that scene i don't think i made it to the youtube cut maybe that's why it was four minutes shorter than your version yeah yeah yeah yeah we'll get to that so uh yeah so what does alien do duct tape see our back on though literally there's some duct tape i loved that it was a very like mentor you know father figure coming into his life hey i hear your dad's name is friend that's a fucking dumb name my name's alien it's a duct tape duct tape works for everything that's just ducks by the way it's duct it's not duct tape i know people make that mistake man it took me so long to figure that out like into my mid 20s is the first time i saw duct tape spelled out and i was like wow he's like well lucky for you tommy i got a friend called papillon who is a uh super duper mechanic he can figure out everything why because he was an astronaut somehow that makes him like an expert and he even points it out later on that i love it i love it but he's like don't worry we're gonna go to he just lives down the road we'll find him that's right so tommy's like my arm hunts carry me like your legs don't hurt motherfucker your arm earth what alien goes all right piggyback we got a baby face up alien though because he's been such a fucking loner piece of shit so it's like we're trying to build up his like humanity humanity he can't be out here just you know oh so he comes to like a scrapyard yep and it's our buddy papillon it was the same rv that uh our character last week lived in with his friend uh hank and uh jake mccoy or something no jack why does jack mason still white as fuck yeah but every every actions heroes john or jack i think jack mason was a nicholas sparks novel character it's a it was a comedian jackie mason oh jackie mason who did the voice of crusty the cloud's dead oh no shit oh uh actually i you know i saw jackie mason in concert because somebody had a day like free tickets and we were going there to be douchebag like we're gonna be ironic we're gonna see this old school like jew comedian he killed it he was great no shit he knows how to work on it he knows how to work on audience people don't know how to all these youtube comedians who are going out there now like i'm funny on youtube go in front of a live audience and fucking die because they don't want to talk to real fucking people i'm like king diamond to bring it back to fucking monday night for us uh just slaying it just murdering people oh so apparently everybody hates alien because papillon's got some beef with him and he pulls a gun on him and aliens like hey man i got us some water and they say did you say water h2o yeah just hear me out and i can take you to the water so uh papillon chills out he's like all right i'll hear you out and uh while they're doing that uh alien goes hey that's the exterminator how did you get my exterminator you mean the triple exterminator trip exterminator cube what excuse me what are you talking about i put three carburetors on it three mufflers three engines how many air fryers only two it's all i could scavenge 32 valves 32 the mecha philiacs cannot stop themselves around this car i fucked in a couple of times this car is triple good triple good and aliens like well hey man that's gonna be nice to know when i drive out here oh nobody that's my car now well okay let's we'll talk about that later whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa we don't need to split hairs here because i have a little friend his name is ronald i mean tomald i mean what's your name kid it's tommy tommy and he needs a little help he's a cyborg and i know you have a background as an astronaut so yeah cybernetics astronaut fucking alien you know all i did was go to the moon and fuck a hole that's all we were there to do is well this is another thing where they play up the like maybe it is your three thousand because he said he'd been to mars and venus too oh he did okay okay okay and i'm like what are we talking about i didn't like that because happy who is probably in his 60s yeah and uh alien who's in his 20s both remember life before the fall sure so what fucking year we where we got we have cybernetic arms we traveled to illan is he didn't i predicted it happened he didn't we moved to mars we went to venus that's way past uranus that's all right and so he's like oh i'll give it a look i like that uh that expedition to uh uranus was only to uh you know capture the gases because you know exactly yeah he's funny everybody elan is really funny yes he did pay us to say that but he's like i don't fuck i'm a fucking astronaut the fuck do i know it's cybernetic limbs i don't even know how many carburetors this kid aliens pulls out his laser gun he has a laser gun in this movie so we're like what fucking it's black and silver with like a rocket on top yeah it wasn't even like a scope it was a rocket it was really bad it was like it was like every joke you make about a like 50s and 60s sci-fi trope that's what he had for a laser gun it was it was broad and he's like let me pull uh pressure on you his arm for yours please well i always appreciate what you see please you got to understand people what maria has eluded to here is that he at well you were bringing up the laser gun he actually jaws put it in uh pappy's face yeah so he relands he goes well come into my workshop so they go in there he's got his scavenge shit he's like get more little TVs that'll somehow help with the fucking cybernetic arm like catholic ray tube or some shit it's just a fucking constant loop of elan doing fucking pressers and shit alien is he's graphing that's that's the world we live in we live in a griff world it is so it's acceptable yeah and after after uh the apocalypse i felt comfortable i was cozy as fuck watching these scenes so aliens like don't fuck with that because aliens fucking with a stick of dynamite little foreshadowing little foreshadowing we're gonna be using dynamite later on so that's the reason we're this scene hey we could have used it in our weird western month too because remember that was the tie-in yeah a lot of dynamite and then let's talk to over chainsaws weird western dynamite it all flows it all flows everybody to the madness people don't seem to fucking understand they don't understand they don't appreciate uh people go listen to fucking survive the game because look we're in the game now and you need to learn all about the game and how to play it and how we did not open with that song though so no so he's like all right we're gonna need to emphasize this game go give me some of that tommy's like heineken heineken pappy blue ribbon motherfucker he he was a microbrewer too yes wow pappy so times like chuk chucks they fucking shotgun a fucking uh what's a can of beer yeah tommy it's so it's like how much of a cyborg is he is his kidney cyborg no he can handle wait is it kidneys or liver that kidneys that's kidneys okay he's filtered up he's fucking shotgunning a couple he's feeling it he's like you know he's like 12 you know so so pappy they start talking about the time before the fall kid i gotta tell you you know that violin femme song sorry i don't even know who the violin femmes are it was on called the rain i've seen the rain do you know the song purple rain oh well i know about gay sex do you know the song blame it on the rain no there's no rain can we keep going with songs about rain can we keep doing that no could this be forever now that i saw the rain the rain what the fuck's the rain i saw it kid hand me some transistors tears from heaven it's kind of still i'm sorry i really want i really wish we could just riff on rain so he's like all right alien i think i can work with this so i was like but you got to leave i need to work my magic alone so to aliens like all right this is where it gets into creeper territory i didn't like the seat obviously pappy means no harm here but the fact that he is feeding a 12-year-old beer drink your beer son let me know if i hurt you right i you like glad ear movies i so i so like that and you're like oh that's problematic so uh alien he's like all right my job is done he's ready to steal his fucking car again just take off because he's still a bit of a rogue that's right gets in the car he's feeling the wheel he's like three carburetors three transistor radios three ignitions though but one key three ignitions he's fucking fingering all the dials he's playing with the matchbox wait matchbox glovebox he's getting in there he's like oh my god he's updated the documents and everything he's getting ready to get his dick out and then a crossbow let's put against the back of his head that's right you know it's her voice she like in this one scene she had a southern accent and then it disappeared to the rest i thought it was because she was trying to intimidate him maybe maybe she didn't want it because they have history people so she didn't want to recognize i think that was what was supposed to be so it's it's trash perfectly named character because she had the perfectly trashy eighties look this is the joke at the beginning of the episode Murray are you a trash man chef kiss it looks great she had a great trashiness to her and the headband too jitch which yeah i didn't notice that because the hair was so amazingly trashy the trashy hair yeah yeah and so all she needed it with some leg warmers would have loved it i would have been i would have been in the leg warmers of the sock yeah oh my god so if that sucks you you just over the leg warming it can what's i mean you hear the purpose of the sock to contain it's like it's a leg warmer wouldn't work because you jizz would fly out the other end that's a good jizz though because you would have to be like a straight fucking shooter pretty fucking powerful you're impressing just yourself in those situations a lot of people right no well i guess no i'm safety by the way all right i let's just say i've taken a couple eyes out so it's she's oh hey would you like to humble humble brag about anything else so uh i'm lost in the fucking notes all right so i'm so lost she's walking him like to like barely just kill him shoot him and then he's he's like oh there's a snake in the way i've heard that one before uh and then he gets part he gets out of the way it's another python these fucking desert pythons everywhere and then it looked like i think they really killed a python they shoot it in the head with a fucking crossbow you're right you're right guys if you don't remember because i barely remember like 20 minutes ago murray said yeah uh not cool with this absolutely not cool with us so uncool that we cut back well he flips around because she's distracted by the snake he grabs a crossbow out he's like he slaps the shit out of her knocks her to the crowd and then goes oh my god that hair trash picks her up and is making out with her while picking her up to her feet damn history and it's not so good because he bailed on her left her to be who knows what happened to her yeah i don't want to get trashed now she got trashed and so she's kind of pissed off with them and he's like hey cool it baby you clearly made it out okay as he's talking he's walking toward the exterminator he says tell me more tell me where he sits down and he goes to take off and then remember he needs three ignitions now he only has the one so she's like need these pulls out two kirk cookies oh my god but we're going back inside with tom he's down and he has eight fucking paps dude he'll wait they were doing keg stans wait he had keg back there yeah oh my god so he's like as you do when you're fucking drunk on beer he's air guitaring he's doing fucking back in black and alien's like little like he's like oh your first time getting drunk i get it you know he's a little bemused by that i forget kid when you when i was your age i was 18 because time is 12 it's a joke i don't know explain it to grok explain it to me when i was your age i was 18 yeah because it's funny because grok wrote it uh because the kid's 12 but he was six years older than him when he was his age somehow okay it's like the hill up upways both ways somehow you know it doesn't make sense all i know is tommy's lit he's bust and he's like he's like i see you got your fucking arm back on there he's like yeah it's fucking great and he's like let me see because he's like they're still working out some kinks you know like you get closed properly so he throws something did he throw something at tommy i don't think he threw anything he's told them to like just test it out he was just he was in there he crushed the beer can he's drunk he's watching shit it was so obviously the top was caught with like a size a clean cut yeah like they couldn't just have a hand like the kid the 10 year old could have crushed a fucking beer can he's just crushing everything around he crushes a ranch so he knows his arm is well griff three times more power that's that's that's pep pappy's like thing i make everything three times better three carburetors three transistors three different tamales three different levels of strength right i mean he's got it on minimum strength right now this is not even the things poppy could do with grinch's heart oh my oh my god muri oh you're getting into the season already why not it's the beginning of november isn't that the beginning of the holiday season well as soon as october 31st ends it's christmas yeah it's christmas and not even that anymore now they're creeping into like a week before now and we've got a president who gave us christmas back yeah the war on christmas is over people don't understand that the last three and a half years here we did not celebrate christmas in america we celebrated holiday yeah but now that our lord commander and chief is back at office we have our god gang what are you going to keep god emperor he's gonna tune i old muri quick quick thing while you're reading the notes here i think trump's turning into a doom worm he looks like it yeah he looks like a doom worm i think when did it start with a face getting orange i didn't i even read the books well here's the thing is it the spice it's the spice my knowledge everyone's like he's wearing bronzer no he's been taking the spice oh my god you're right because you say like the guys who have like the stains the spice thing on their mouths are eating it he rubs it on his face yes he oh my god now i feel great about the future dude because the god messiah is coming back yes rain will fall from the sky on this desert planet we live in called earth well you really haven't read the books because what the face we're at is they're trying to remove the rain from dune there's too much rain on dune at this point do you believe do you believe that he drank the fucking blue the blue because eyes are very blue now i've noticed that too they are so blue what is it the fucking baby worm juice that they drink yes it's some kind of like uh like a worm extract that they drink it's like a baby worm yeah and it fucks them up the holy dude yeah and only a great man like trump could survive it well mary you know the visions he saw not only do we know for a fact that he drank it we know which day he drank it what day was it was the day he did the dance party oh my god why couldn't he say anything why could he only dance he was fucking yes he was having visions of the future he was having visions and the people who are aware of the dune visions were right there with him trump moi dib gurney i feel fantastic now i was bummed out griff but you fucking like this you did it man like people don't get lit lip tarts out there don't get fucking bummed out man the moi dib is back the quiz knows hasorac and he you know he loves his quiz knows of the balsamic please he looks kind of like baron arconan trump body trump body this flows off the top i hate our timeline oh okay so he's like crushing everything he's yeah you got a new toy you just play with it and then he goes for a stick a dynamite it was whoa apparently that's how dynamite works no i apparently i don't know i'm going by a episode of lost i would apparently yes you can if you don't handle dynamite especially because that was like old dynamite you know yeah because they're like it like it like seeps like nitroglycerin or something yes yes so it is volatile okay alien was you know what i think you're half right about that at least yeah all right all right everyone's heading outside where papillon is going to cook us up some of that old cajun stew snake stew snake still that snake they shot yeah it's much like the native americans you use everything i okay this moment did you notice the sweet ass fucking gator i like gators there's snakeskin boots that papillon was wearing i did pants tucked into it well of course you got to show him off it's really three sizes too big though uh elan's wearing the worst pants with boots where they don't he's wearing like skinny jeans yeah they're made with because he's all because remember there's that that shot of him where he had that weird fucking body like his body yeah yeah like he was turning into a worm too i think where like he was just wearing swim trunks and he was like his pale as a ghost oh yeah yeah and then now he's though he probably went on the oesambic diet yep and now he's wearing those bare midriff shirts yes yes leaping in the air right well he's got to make an x did you hear what he seasoned their snake with to make snake snoo is he called it oregano cactus do you know that's the way british people call oregano it was a joke on the Simpsons yeah oregano i didn't you know that's one of those fun things i always grew up thinking oh it's funny because they pronounce it wrong i didn't realize it's just like aluminum and aluminum yeah well i will say this you guys do pronounce laboratory right i always hated that because it makes sense when you pronounce that way because it's a place where you do labor it's a laboratory and we say laboratory for some reason i like that too yeah i'll give it up to you brits you got you got you got it halfway you figured out your language all right mary to harken back to an episode harkenen back harkenen back through an episode we did like four minutes into our journey here of podcasting meet me halfway yeah across the sky we're gonna need to meet this whole fucking world halfway to how about meet us halfway how about that oh no no we all need to meet halfway and just like can we be done with right-wing populist now because this fucking sucks all right so they're eating that stew they're growing out and uh tommy's like hey alien i don't need you trash is gonna help me yeah aliens all excited finally everybody my life has meaning i'm gonna take tommy to the water factory and we're gonna save the world uh alien i hate to break it to you bro but no you're not going i'm going with trash so i'm kind of he's not in the notes i'm kind of hazy uh so they find out where the water is does pop you know well of course tommy time he tells he tells trash you're out okay there you go yeah so they're gonna go build like tommy you can't come this is adult work me and alien and trash you're gonna do this yeah he he spilled the beans to alien or uh to trash god these names um and so he's trusting trash and she's gonna go the next morning to check it out they're gonna borrow pappy's truck that he has it's supposed to be a surveillance it turned into no actually the mission happens tomorrow but trash is just like well god damn it i get in the names wrong yeah alien is just like well i'm gonna chew he's upset because he doesn't get the learned position but then he's just like i'm gonna take along and they're like well okay because he wants he's got his own plan he's gonna steal the water from us well yes he does but it's just it's so bad because he's just like well i'm gonna go and they're like yeah we can't stop you so they head out uh trash in the truck and alien and his the exterminator this is the next morning they stop for a p-break that's right and he's just like trash what are we doing here how about we distill the water for ourselves and fuck those two and so trash is gonna hear amount but we see her do a little maneuver it's the saddest maneuver it's not like a fucking uh mad max maneuver where you got like 14 gadgets too she pulls out the third key every car has three ignitions in bappy's world that's right she pulls out the third pockets that key and alien gets in her face trash you know you want to do this together you want to take that water you want to sell it make a fortune and come live with me and think about all the 60-90 we need to be doing dog no i've found my cause in life i've turned over a new leaf i'm gonna help these people so aliens like fuck that grabbed your gangster out of the truck chains are up your body my choice bitch i don't care about the future because i won't be there who we hearing that from i'm going by my rules do things my way my way or the highway thank you fred fred that loser that was that's who fred was time he's dad fred red dirt fred dirt so trash is like she's you know going along with it she wants to get out of these chains she's like all right i'll go along with this shit so they finally find if yeah it's they said it's a spring and it is a spring because there's a pump pumping up this the water but it's surrounded by like a water treatment facility because you know our fucking Italian futuristic world is all water treatment all pipes we know that a lot of pipes they did do a whole situation where they had like the fucking uh um solar panels and everything up front so they try to make sense of this and i give them we see all the dead whales yeah because of the windmills it was just like yes which we're not going to get for the next four years at least thank god yeah thank god i mean i'm in our case bomb because he's not going to be able to chop off the whale's heads but well i'll find his will i mean he's going to have governor he is a have yeah he'll find his way well yeah crockle help him out um so we're rolling up in this plant which is just the saddest factory ever it's did did i see right i know i was watching on laser this so i got the christmas picture but i swear it looked like when they went through the gate there was no fence on either side of the gate it was literally a gate which is a post i saw the exact same thing i'm like muddy as virgin and i laughed and i laughed and i laughed and i was like i don't know if i saw that right i don't give a shit enough i want to finish these notes i want to be done with this fuck guys doing the notes it's the fucking worst yeah we slave and then correcting risk not just even that's bad come on it is not that bad no you've gotten better so they uh they they're surveillance all of these they look through the dutch for five seconds all right it's deserted it's deserted yeah so they're walking in it is the flimsiest corrugated steeliest they could have popped a panel and walked right in but instead they have to go to the main door which has the laser ice scoping telescopic dutch man rowing motherfucking keypad it's just funky town do do do do do do do do do do in this world there is no funky town oh that's right so these like fuck how are we going to get in she's like don't worry about it i got the brown note key it looked like here's uh here's uh i think a reference only our buddy pigeon if you listen wouldn't understand it looked like the ultimate nullifier from the great fantastic four uh issue where oh they're going to the most anticlimactic uh was it duis a smackina makina deus ax makina where galactus the world of our is going to devour the earth and re-richards mr fantastic pulls literally pulls something it looks like a cigarette lighter and like this is the ultimate nullifier if you eat our planet i will destroy you that's so bad yeah great build up and then stanley just drops to the fucking ball it's really hard and this is what i think most of my which by the way we get another deus a smackina deus at the end of this movie deus ax makina okay um it's fascinating because i feel like this is why we're in the age of tv we're in where it's just like let's never actually write in any ever and i hate that that's always been american tv oh is it we never end anything we just keep things going along oh okay but it used to be deceased back in the day it was like every episode was a one and done it wasn't a series yeah yeah so you could do that you could you could nobody cared about continuity you'd have people doing different shit from season to season it wouldn't matter right because then we cared it was stupid entertainment i just thought it was some kind of gadget out of it i don't i don't either start track or fucking doctor who it's a very dog whistly piercing key tool as they call it i think no it is called i think we have an ultrasonic key ultrasonic key so yeah it just sits like you said it hits the brown note and it makes this lock shit itself it opens up they get inside here kachon kachon kachon kachon it's a it's not a fucking oil oil uh Derek it's fucking a water bomb it's pumping up water that's all right and it's just there's just barrels empty fucking it's like donkey kong's wet dreamed empty barrels everywhere so like all right we did it they start to walk in and it sounded like kachon kachon kachon kachon kachon kachon kachon kachon kachon kachon kachon kachon all these traps are being armed hello intro to the door shots first of all so they're locked in yeah traps locked everything it is aluminum foil paper thin walls they can just walk through it but they're like oh no we're trapped and sure enough a voice comes through we know you are intruders in our water for she has he no they say they're like a cult it's our sacred temple sacred temple thank you right you are here for our water you will be destroyed so it's basically the cult that worshipped the nuclear bomb from beneath the pelana of the apes as we'll see later on so all right aliens like fuck that shit we see guys wearing like uh like what are they test that yeah has matt suits yeah and aliens fighting them traps triggering everywhere it's d&e this is this is like the closest aspirational thing i've ever seen to original fallout games this is fallout i'm dead serious fired fallout probably i i you have to imagine it did like those guys were clearly inspired by this kind of show so they stopped and this is another trope i've missed the old good old days of like trash movies got the flamethrower yes two guys with flamethrowers i didn't recognize the second guy but yes trash alien alien picks up a locker that happened to be nearby let's better than the drywall you thought it was i thought it was drywall at first it's a locker runs it at the one guy with the flamethrower and just kind of like snuff some out but then gets the flamethrower from him while he's collapsing from just being trapped by a locker and uses it on another guy with the flamethrower who immediately despite his suit which should be probably flame retardant immediately goes up and flame retardant yeah and his tank doesn't explode or anything but yeah he blow he fires up some other guy and then they go to another section of the room and then a giant log with spikes on it just says like out of indiana jones comes flying down uh alien dodges he jumps underneath it seriously this set up for a tabletop rpg it's ridiculous and then another guy comes out he fights him throws him down and we see his face and it's like horribly disfigured it's like scarred it looks like the the cult from beneath the plan of the apes they hate they wore like like they looked like humans but there was masks and they would pull it off and it was all supposed to be like nuclear like radiation burns i've had meaning to watch some more of the battle of planet apes because i fucking love the first one they get worse they get worse i know i thought i knew the pipes pretty good i thought like two was bad three was good kind of situation two was good three is mad and then i i don't think i've ever seen the last one battle but i the uh let's see oh fuck i forget what the fourth one is that's pretty good okay but yeah i premise is pretty good i'm not meaning yeah maybe we'll do another fucking planet apes movie to be always because in december we usually do sci-fi sci-fi and fantasy uh maybe we'll do that and that would be fun i really you know mike mike doesn't have a minus plaque so you know why don't you mike i figure that would be something mike would have i think like you disappointed that seems like by the way you better have the movie that i have planned for next week because i have it on dvd i love i love that sometimes burry will pick a movie or like maybe it's on mike's plaques i'm like what the fuck man what are you doing and then it ends up being on his plaques games of survival was really funny because i was like where am i fighting this movie well it's really funny because that's not even the movie of surviving the game surviving the game games of survival and then and then on monday when i was planning a mike that's why no one listens they think it's games of survival and they know it's surviving that hasn't yet uh you were like oh mike put it up on his plaques mike you i actually i texted him i was like can you put that on your plaques he's like all right i'll do that because yeah that's why i got the idea because of the movie we did one of the movies we did first of october he had a preview for this for surviving the game i was like oh we should do that oh okay mike your trailer is by the way fantastic because he has to hand bake those into his uh plex server so and he does a great job picking out trailers so yeah so uh alien takes out the horribly scarred guy and so all right they figure they've taken out the complex it's theirs now so they go over to the pump and they're like oh my god water they're pouring it on their face that's right they're lubricating their dicks and their vaginas because that's what you do when you haven't been able to jerk off for so long because you know it's water and lubricant well murray i mean it's better than nothing when you've got nothing yes i think this would be the world you would love no lubricant no like wetness oh yes that's why it's called griffing around i am synonymous with this world everywhere you look as griff i am the overlord in the clouds where alien drops the apparently alien remembers the world before the apocalypse too because he's like this is like crude oil before the holocaust this is like a precious commodity we can make millions bitcoin let me think about it big boy how about little relaxation and she starts moving in all sexually kind of putting her she's got the leather jacket on and she's kind of removing it off her shoulder and she he sees that one strap left harnessing those boobies that's grok language not my language and man alien he's a little alien to the fog yeah and he gets fogged but it's for a good cause so i will approve of trash using the fog for good for the purpose of good humanity she hits him with the brown sound he she gets himself and collapses ultrasonic key so alien comes to and he sees it all that all the water has been drained like how long is it be out but how well do you shit yourself it's pretty bad you're like it would take a while for just a whole week to get all that water out so apparently it took him nine hours but not only that the exterminator's tires have been slashed so he's like double fucked yeah but he pops into the exterminator and hits a button and the tires inflate yeah and then it it hops like a low rider and he's like all right i'm back in action so he goes out chasing trash halfway back because he figures that he's going back to or she's going back to poppy's place halfway their trash is coming back towards him right they stop they meet up and he's just like hey bitch and she's like crazy bulls on my ass and then aliens like all right i'll take care of it i got some unfinished business with this this crazy moment you would do that for me even after i fucking knocked you out and yeah mother grabbers like oh my god it's fucking crazy bull so uh trash takes off aliens gonna take care of him he's got he's got all his goons or drive around it's like a fucking demolition derby they're surrounding each other this scene is very demolition yeah shadow is sent off to get trash so he's like shit she jumps on she jumps on bitch style with a guy like well i thought it was a girl but it was a dude and they take off duo after uh trash now trash is erm alien skirmish begins bulls demanding his dogs of war be unleashed which definitely is not aligned from another movie this is such a puny plan but i'm gonna do it anyway and we just got crashing guys jumping on cars uh mines going off for some reason yeah this explosion's random explosions random shit because action and we go over to what's like going on with trash she's driving back to papillon yeah and then i forget how do they stop or these they just get in front of her okay they're on a bike yeah no it doesn't run them over well she's a woman driver i'm sorry women it's not your time it was a woman driver see you four years from now so yes a shadow is like and i'm not gonna do the voice grip are you gonna do it no you're not gonna do it stop it honky is that good perfect thank you and they're checking the uh cab but there's nobody in the cab where's trash gee must have run up those mountains like a mother then we can see a little scene shot where it's like trash is like clinging underneath the uh trock and so the she's like all right you guy on bike go up there and find her well yeah they both make it sound like they're gonna go up there to find her let's go up there she's definitely on those mountains and they ride off and then shadow turns around and she sees trash she's like bitch i'm gonna fucking kill you because trash assumes they both went up so she she allows you even though she saw she was looking right at shadows ass i know it doesn't make sense but this is what the movie is trying to do so she's ready she's got her wolverine claws out she's ready to kill her but wait tommy and pap show up and this is where we see that three times because they're on the top of a no they're not on a clip this is the later on they're like it's the standing there and tom uh tommy throws a rock and it goes right in the head of the guy that's riding the motorbike they pull up and like a flat bed tommy just pops out just chucking me he had some rocks prepared he had a bucket of rocks like i mean the currency of the future bucket of rocks so he's kissing them and just chucking them he's figured out the trigonometry of the rocks the smooth surfaces how the wind will react with it so he's got a fucking curve going in there and everything he gives a nice slider and it just fucking goes right in the head of the fucking biker so now it's just shadow grabs trash usually there's a shield and then poppy's like oh okay so it's fumbling around with something in his sleeve little mirror we do kind of the money python in the holy grail sketch where shadows running at uh poppy and it just cut like poppy's trying to fish out that mirror it cuts the shadow who's still running well look she i thought she blinds shadow so she releases trash yeah she does and then this is where the running scene happened but yeah you're right he gets the but then he's just fumbling around with that mirror for so long even though he's shining it at her he's still reacting like it this is such a fucking silly scene she's somehow from a mile away ends up just on him and she guts him yep with that Wolverine hook but then uh trash has like a chain and she wraps it around shadows throat and strangles her so poppy's dying and he's just like and they're like don't work because he's like that's that fucker alien did he did he take that water no don't worry he's he's actually taking care of crazy bull right now oh well he knows he's gonna die yeah well you just call that just call him a big son of a bitch and i love him like a and now we have trash left there with tommy and tommy's just like we gotta help him and trust like kid you don't understand this world we live in we need a fucking go he just said he's like a kid we need to go i want to help him i have to return the favor he say yep save me i gotta save him so they're driving and then tommy's like hey hey why don't we go up that hill and she's like all right we'll try it they merely get stuck immediately so uh we see cut back to alien he's trapped like in a little rut and so we're like oh my god alien's gonna get killed he can't well murray let's go ahead and just throw in here continuity wise as they're trying to leave shadow crawls off to the water tanker and empties it and dies after that her let her dying breath she opens it up so alien is stuck in the mud he's surrounded by bull and his crew but hey the cavalry has come because we tommy and trash are up on this cliff side and tommy's got that sweet dynamite and he's chucking it at bull's crew it's very six billion other man he's just bull wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah this was a nice touch i don't think you didn't notice this because he didn't in the notes what happens is one of the goons cars gets blown up and the tailpipe from his muffler goes underneath the the tire of uh nice exterminator which gives him traction so he gets out of the fuck yeah i did not notice that aliens able to escape and he's speeding off and bull's truck hits him in front and seemingly it kills both of them because does it we have bull's truck has like spikes on it right is that what it happens well i know i know that alien's uh car does i don't remember bull's does i thought he just had like the fucking you know big all right all right i'm getting confused i'm gonna head myself so yeah you're right so we think bull is dead but this way another call back to road world there you go there you get the shot where he jumps on the hood like Wes does yeah but we have the Venetian blind so we don't got to worry about that or do we you know it would be nice if it was like a button or something but no it is a wire cord that he shimmies like he would with an issue we got to point out that the green light aka the camera got shot so he's driving blind now yes thank you yeah you do have to point that so bull has a sword and he's just poking him and the windshield got busted out too so yeah poking through the blind and all of his radar now is completely fucked aliens so he doesn't even know how fast he's going he's just swerving around at one point they show that he's coming up on a cliffside and he somehow turns around it like he a ball is he on a cliffside he's on the ground i know no no he was nearing a cliffside yeah but they somehow he just inherently like intuitively knew i'm coming to a cliff i need to turn this way so it's so good he is it's incredible if you watch us see it again it's like wow he's driving blind and he's somehow figuring the shit out so somehow bull gets thrown off the car and so it's so they're separated uh finally alien aliens car gets stuck again it's like a bunch of hill yeah well yeah finally alien is no longer able to use the force to figure out where he is and drives up into a cliffside and stops and then just pops out the fucking sunroof which we saw before and we see bull charges at him and i was i was worried because we know the most horrifying uh ex-lative you could say to an Italian man we're so far into this movie i'm gonna we haven't heard it yet we hear it in every of these movies the ultimate the b-word and that that sets fucking alien off he was i'm probably actually going to let a crazy bull live and shoots and this not just this income actually shoots him in the head there's no fight between these two to shoot some in the head so our crew get back together they drive back over to the water tanker only to find that's been drained and uh they take it logically they go let's go back and get more let's go get more it's pumping more water like they stole the reservoir tank so no big deal cut back to uh the senator and our good guys lit it's been two days everything is like dried up now like like all their plants are literally just dried up yeah they should they should what they should have done and there was some you notice where was it was iceberg yeah it was uh it was all iceberg which zero nutrients but a lot of it takes up a lot of water though yeah i don't uh but the other thing is probably just don't leave it under the lights so long because yeah that'll dry it out so maybe turn the lights on oh it was ridiculous in two days no it was like dry brown brittle shit yeah it went from green to brown very cool i mean we saw in surviving the game that fucking that led us last did you send everybody the photo of what was supposed to be that one guy's head oh yeah you said that to me yeah it was i found like it was disgusting it was uh it was website called props somebody people like show their prop movie props they own off i just i just stumbled it on google image it apparently i don't know because this did not show up in the movie which you don't know you don't you know you don't care you didn't listen yeah they made head severed heads of all the care like iced he had one rucker hauer had one gary bucy had one so it's like because there's a scene in the movie where we find out what they do with the people they hunt they put their heads in glass jars yeah so i don't know maybe it was like an inside joke like they actually had iced his head and gary bucy's head in because the one that threw me off though we all know gary bucy has beautiful flowing blonde hair that's right get black hair and a goat teeth and he didn't have it oh it was disgusting if it did look like him though so okay so oh my god they're going to die now we're going back out we got to go back to our main crew because they're going to save them they're going to go back to the water facility they're going to get more water and then we see one surviving mutant setting off a bomb it's got the read out the 32nd red digital readout and but went pretty fast it went we had 90 minutes we got to finish so it's like 39 30 29 28 28 it's going with yeah boom the fucking plant explodes so what just pulled the debris off and you still have a fucking well yes i don't know but they're freaking out oh my god this whole world's ending and then we cut over to alien tears i was like what's going on with this because he had three big fat tears you did they did they was it was jarring for anybody like us who notices the noticing yeah wow so i was like what's going on but they explain it he can only cry up one eye because trash is like i don't know you're such a bitch what are you crying over and like what the fuck are you talking about crying don't tell me those aren't tears and then all the sudden tears from heaven it starts raining and what we did not like our heroes did nothing did the explosion make this happen all of a sudden it's raining again all of a sudden because we had i guess had to end on a happy note yes i was i was expecting this movie to be bleak and bleak and bleak and i was like this movie is fucking kind of cool it's not good it's not done great but the story like the build-up the major plot points i'm kind of on board with the bleakness and again the fear of the world does not do it for me just because it's it's less well apparently it doesn't do it for anybody because it's bomb yeah it's less about the scarcity and it's more about the fantasy the fantasy and i love female empowerment i was really enjoying this whole idea do female empowerment in the scarcity world that madmax is it doesn't make sense um but yeah the rain coming down i was like oh okay all right like i said i alluded to i don't know if we're gonna even have an episode i think we will we we always come thorough we use you guys don't but we always come through so it's griff you're gonna be taking a vacation to lovely austin texas say hi to serese for me yeah uh so i picked a movie griff i have no idea if it's available i have a copy of course i don't care about you uh i picked it because it's a good movie but it's not overly complicated like this movie right there's not a lot of i candy to it but it's a very competent it's a fun movie i think you're gonna enjoy it thank you uh i guess it's kind of a cult classic it uh it didn't inspire one sequel but uh it's uh like the simpson said in the mid-80s we fell in love with australia yeah this was this actor no you're not you're not even gonna know this i don't think you've ever seen this vigo in it no vigo what do you what do you think it is i don't know i don't remember that movie it's called i just kept popping up on my youtube v like a madmax like a movie with vigo no we're not going to do two madmax movies in a row yeah that makes more sense uh no it's it started off see you was going to be the next big thing his name i think his name was brian brown it never didn't happen for him he was in uh after this movie which was a kind of a success wasn't a huge success he did uh a big epic movie called type hey which bombed hugely killed his career never seen again he was also in the movie cocktail with tom cruise never seen uh the little more you're gonna i think you're gonna enjoy some i think our other ones are gonna enjoy some i think we're just gonna bring them back graph it's a little movie called fx i'm not going to explain anything about it i'll explain something to griff after we're done recording but yes to look for maybe fx next week and as always two bit war mother crappers
Some pretty good stunts in this water barren wasteland