Phone Taps
Wiping Boogers on the Wall in School
There's only one feeling like knowing your banker personally, like growing up with a bank you can count on, like being sure what you've earned is safe, secure, and local. There's only one feeling like knowing you're supporting your community. You deserve more from a bank. You deserve an institution that stood strong for generations. Bank of Colorado. There's only one member FDIC. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. Hi Scary, what is your phone tap all about today? So Byron wants to play a phone tap on his wife Denise. The school now has called them on several occasions about their little daughter Sonya who's been misbehaving at school. So Byron thought it would be funny if he starts to call to his wife Denise about yet another incident at school and then he conferences me in and I'm going to pretend to be the guidance counselor. Ooh, here we go. See what happens in Scary's phone tap. Listen in. Hello. Hey baby, what's up? What's going on? I'm just calling you to let you know that Sonya got pulled out of class again today. Oh my God. What's going on? I don't know in particular what actually happened because I'm waiting to speak with the counselor. Don't start that. But you promise me that you're just gonna be cool. I'm not gonna promise you anything because I don't trust these people. I know my daughter. Alright, let me get Mr. Druss going to law here. Mr. and Mrs. Williams. Oh yeah. Sonya has a behavioral issue and we notice that it's a pattern developing here. What a pattern developing. Today she was folding paper airplanes. No, no, no, no, no. She was flying them around the classroom. On her own. Yeah, on her own. I started making airplanes and flying them around the room. And Mrs. Katz was telling us that your daughter has an issue with picking her nose and then she started to wipe the mucus on the wall. Is that something that you teach at your house? No, no, no, no, no, I don't I don't believe that for a minute. You know, that is not that is not my daughter. You're already jumping down my throat. Yes, I am already jumping down your throat because ever since we have come to this school, you all have had something to say about my daughter. You're trying to turn us into something. It's not. Okay, I'm just letting it's not. It's not. It's not. You're telling me these things. You're telling me these lies. This is why there's problems in your family because you're not. Hold on. You don't know anything about my family. Don't you start talking about my family. You have to admit that your daughter has problems first. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You need to step back and stay in the place. I'll tell you what's not going on in your house. And that's the teaching of manners and how to. Oh, oh, no, you're not. No, you're not. If you're not going to punish your kid, I'm going to do it for you. I'm not going to punish my child. I am certified. I know what I'm doing. It's a mind game. Don't you understand? When we pulled her out of class, we decided to give her a dose of her own medicine. Excuse me. I don't know if that's the truth. Do one to others as you would to yourself. So when she was picking her nose and wiping it on the wall, you know, I decided to pick my nose and I wiped it on a shirt. Listen, you don't know who I'm not. You don't know what I'm going to have your job. Welcome to the school of hard knocks. I think it's that serious, baby. Listen, if you would just chill out, you know, I did it out of love. I mean, I care for every student here. Byron, I think we should tell her, but then he's even phone tabs. I'm scary. Jones from Elvis to hand in the morning show. Oh my God. This is all just a joke. I can not believe this. Oh my God. I'm the Elvis Duran phone tab. This phone tab is prerecorded with permission granted by all participants. There's only one feeling like knowing your banker personally, like growing up with a bank you can count on, like being sure what you've earned is safe, secure and local. There's only one feeling like knowing you're supporting your community. You deserve more from a bank. You deserve an institution that stood strong for generations. Bank of Colorado. There's only one member FDIC.
Denise has gotten multiple calls from her daughter's school about her misbehaving, so Skeery calls as the guidance counselor with yet another problem!