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Ran Out of Gas at Drive Through

Kim keeps running out of gas and her dad (who's OVER IT) has to rescue her. So she calls him..... stuck at a drive through! 
Duration:
8m
Broadcast on:
14 Nov 2024
Audio Format:
other

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All the causes you care about are in one place, so let's start a wave of generosity across the state. Join us in lifting up our local communities. Live now through December 10th at ColoradoGivesDay.org. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. Well, our buddy Garrett has now hopped on the phone tap, Horse, and he took a ride. The letter says, "Dear Elvis, I'm a 24-year-old daddy's little girl." Recently, I was driving and I ran out of gas. Sure enough, dad came to save the day, but he wasn't happy. He was very upset. So let's give him a call, let him know that yes, for another time, I have run out of gas. This time at a drive-through window. Let's see what happens there. The setup, Kim starts the call to her dad to let him know about, well, running out of gas and then our Garrett joins in as the drive-through window guy. A party plays very well. You'll see here. Here we go. Today's phone tap. Hello. Yeah, where are you? Um, visiting Frank Gala. I ran out of gas. He ran out of gas. Yeah. How do you keep running out of gas? How do you drive a call with no gas in it? Derek, he said there was gas in the car. Enough gas in the car. I went there. I'm now in the drive-through at the window and I can't go nowhere. Excuse me, lady. I asked you to move. I got customers. Please, can you move as quickly as possible? I got a win. Don't go to move. I got a line of five cars. Please. I don't know what you want me to do. I can't go nowhere. This is the worst time for this to happen today. This is the delicious manager. Come on, lady. Let's go. Father, I've somebody come out and help and push you out of the way. You get out and help me. I'm not doing that. I'm doing the drive-through right now. What's he talking to? Tell him I'll come in and knock his feet out of his mouth. Hey, yeah. You talk to my father. Hello. Oh, what is this? Hello? Hey, buddy. Who do you think you talk to y'all now? The kid ran out of gas. Get people to push your car out of the way into a spot until I get there to bring a gas. Think how stupid that sounds, sir. I got a business to run. How stupid that sounds. How stupid. I don't like that. I rip your head off your shoulders. You understand what I'm telling you? No. You just push her out of the way until I get there to help. But the kid, the kid, what is she supposed to do? What is she supposed to do? She's supposed to fill up her gas tank before she leaves that. That's not something, anything. That ain't what happened. She ran out. So that's not going to solve your problem. Push her out of this spot. That's all you could do. Is this where Daddy comes in and saves her little girl for being an idiot? Yeah. Where do I get there? Where do I get there? You'll... Come on. Any day now. Shut up already. This ****** gas goes in the tank. Move along. Good day. Just shut up. Don't let me know. Don't let me know. You just wish something. Don't let me know. Come on. Any day. Look at these cars. You don't have to deal with it. I do. Don't stop at my car. Don't stop at my car. Don't stop at my car. Don't stop at my car right now. Hold on. Hold on. Don't hang up. Don't hold this guy. Hold on. What do I have the phone on? Hold on here. Hello. My problem is I'm running the business. You don't understand what... I don't understand. She's on the line. She ran out of gas. Okay, it happened. It's a problem. It's not your fault. But it happened. That doesn't... My wife. She's getting paid when you're on the phone. So I'm at a car. Yeah. I threw condiments because she was being very bitchy towards me. You raised a bitchy daughter. Wait. I'm just looking at you talk to her. All right. I don't have a ******. We should be at two **** minutes and you were cuffed. You understand me? Me and Cuffs, I think your daughters should be in cuffs for not... You're going to be in cuffs at two **** minutes, trust me. Make sure you order a number when you come through there, tough guy. I'll make sure I spit in your burger. Yeah, good. Your mother's burger. My mother's burger. My mother doesn't even cook burgers. What does that mean? I'll get you when you get out of work. Tonight you're a ******. You're going to wait outside my car. Well, don't worry. I'll make sure I have my boys too. Don't worry. I roll pretty deep here at the fast food restaurant. Don't worry. I'll be there at two **** minutes. You can't even hide. I know I got your voice. Don't you worry. I'll be hiding from you too. And when you least expect, I'll come out and kick you right in the crotch. Listen to me. You ******* punk. Where do I get you? I got you. You're going to get ripped right through that **** window. I will slap you so fast, you will go straight through to the next drive-through window. I'll be there at five minutes, so you'll see. Five minutes, you said two minutes. You know what? I'm trying. I'm on the pathway. I'm on my way there. This whole family must be a little stupid. She doesn't know how to fill up the gas tank. You don't know how to tell time. What is with you people today? Where do I get you? Where do I get you? Where do I get you? Where do I get you? Where do I get you? I'm on my way there. Climb. Tough guy on the phone. Is that the tough guy on the phone? Is that the tough guy on the phone? I want a piece of him. Do you hear him right now? Give me a piece of that guy. This is to me. That's 9-1-1. A piece of him, here. Drive-through window number one. He's going to get bitch slapped. All 9-1-1, she's asking, right? Hey, George. Hey, George. My name is Gareth from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. And, George, you got phone tapped. I got 10 people going to go out and go to **** somebody up. And you tell me this? Your daughter wanted to play her phone tap on you, George. You better not be in this game. You got my phone touch you up. I got my bad in my car. I'm on my way there. Baaah! The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tap was pre-recorded with permission granted by all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap, only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. There's only one feeling like knowing your banker personally. Like growing up with a bank you can count on. Like being sure what you've earned is safe, secure, and local. There's only one feeling like knowing you're supporting your community. You deserve more from a bank. You deserve an institution that stood strong for generations. Bank of Colorado. There's only one. Remember FDIC. Head over to NFLShop.com today for the largest collection of officially licensed gear from all your favorite brands. NFLShop is your ultimate destination for the official NFL sideline collection, worn by players and coaches on game day. Explore the same sideline and on-fuel gear worn by your favorite players and coaches at NFLShop. To shop now, go to NFLShop.com. What if there was a day when we could come together to give to the causes we're most passionate about? Great news! There is! December 10th is Colorado Gives Day, and it's easily the best day to give. All the causes you care about are in one place. So let's start a wave of generosity across the state. Join us in lifting up our local communities. Give now through December 10th at ColoradoGivesDay.org. (gentle music) [BLANK_AUDIO]
Kim keeps running out of gas and her dad (who's OVER IT) has to rescue her. So she calls him..... stuck at a drive through!