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I don't even know like I don't even know what to say. Like I'm so glad you had the same experience to me because I don't have to explain it to you. Yeah. Oh my God. What a treat. That's so rare that the movie people experience the same thing the same way. Why are you so giggly is your boyfriend because your boyfriend? Okay. Well, but first of all, I just want to say hello from the screen. Hello from what? The screen. Hi. Hi. I'm computer husband this week. Love my computer husband. Happy to have him back. It's so nice to be in this form. I feel I don't even feel like I'm away because I am looking right at you and you at me. I'm looking right at you. I know. It's special. It's great. So I am in New York still. That's why I'm a computer husband. And yesterday, I'm just already yesterday, I spent the whole day in my bed, which will talk, which will talk to me too. It was awesome. Yeah, it was awesome and let's let's get there. So yesterday, like take it from the top though. Take us from the top. Okay. I'm just going to start it. I'm just going to start it. My boy. So Saturday, I'm in New York City, I'm walking around and we were heading out to lunch. And who do I see besides my closest and dearest friend, soulmate, Matthew Gray? And Greg Goebler. And I see him and he has the third affair that you two have had almost behind my back even. Yeah, it seems that way. It's just like, I don't know, I'm not, I'm not even seeking him out or him me, but like we just like, we would find each other in any life. You have an invisible string with Matthew Gray Goebler. I know. And he was like, I was like, Maddie and he was like, Connor, like whatever. Yeah. I'm like, yeah. And he's like, no, like before he said anything else, he's like, do you want my other smoothie? I got the game for no reason. And I was like, Oh, sure. Of course. And I drank it. And it was delicious. It was like a creamy. Yeah, what was it? It was like a creamy almond milk green juice, but like smoothie. And I needed that like in a big way because I had my shows and I was like, he's anticipating your needs. Yeah, a lot like a guardian angel. Um, this is, this is insane. Yeah, like it's, it's so funny. I know. Um, I should have honestly just like posted it on the BNC links thing again, like we did the last time without texting me first, I would have had no, no, I was getting my, you should have done it without texting me first. I know. No, I'm too scared because the comments are always like, you're bullying like, I'm not you. It's the universe. It's the universe. I must have done something so foul, I know the past life, this type, it's teasing and taunting. It is. It is. And I texted you and I said in that moment we were infinite because it truly was, um, I just so funny to see him alone. You know, it's just like he's, he is, he is literally everything everywhere all at once. Part two. I know. And it's funny because a lot of people DM me and they're like, I have lived in New York for 20 years, 10 years, sorry, 20 is crazy. Um, and they're like, everyone runs into him except me and I'm like, me too. Yeah, I don't know what to say and I, but he, we had a really, it was really funny. I, and he remembered Hunter, my friends that I was with and he talked to everybody. You're like, we had like five people. That's he stuck chatting with everyone. Um, what did he say? Oh my gosh. He was, oh my gosh, you are, because he comes one in my outfit last time. Right. He is, you are always dressed up. I said, you are always dressed up, but this, this is something I threw together last minute, but he looked so cool as always. So I'll always, I wonder the next time if like you'll take it a step further and do an intentional hangout, I, oh, there's no way, especially because I keep talking about him every time I need to know that. I don't think it's that crazy for him to maybe listen to something or share of something because I think he's online. Well, it would just be crazy. Like what I'm seeing in my head right now was like, you're just like headed to a night out, you pass him and you're like, Oh, come with us and he does know anything is possible in New York City. That's the thing about New York City is like, there's invisible strings everywhere and I'm tripping all over that. It's crazy. It's like this is like the universe has given you this is the third sign that you two are stringing out. Yeah, we are strong. You are literally strong out with mgg. I know. And it's funny because I'm like, sorry, I just found a new knickknack that I shouldn't be flying with. I know it's really funny. This is like, this was like, I know, and like when I posted that like casually, like it did look like we went and got smoothies together. We did not. You just had an extra one that he gave me. You are legitimately soul mates with my soul mate. I know. I'm sorry. It's okay. I really, really like, this isn't your fault. It really is from the universe. I know. That you've done. I know. And I've actually really like, he's one of the only people that I've really had like great, like overwhelmingly great, like net, a net positive positive three for three net positive three for three, just like wholesome great interactions. You know, it's it's never when I'm going out or something. It's always when I'm like having like a wholesome going to brunch, you know, like, like going to get a coffee, having a can and little Italy, you know, it's never like, Oh crap. I was leaving happy hour and said way too much, you know, which I did this weekend. We can we can know to like many others. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, many others. Many others. But, um, well, next time you see Matthew, tell him that I just got my pumpkins from Google. Goop. Goopler. Whee. Goopler land.com. Brooke. Did you watch? Okay. I didn't, but someone someone told me about it the other day. I it's on my list, which will be a nice surprise when I finally get codes and it'll be great to watch him like having the relationship that you have with him. I know I'm dragging it out. My stomach, my, my heart just dropped into my, the bottom of my stomach because I looked, I'm looking through my viewing platform is not, is not what it seems. If you're watching the video, I just looked and I saw feet rested up on the coffee table in front of you. And I said, who the fuck's in the room with you? I was like, who is our guest? Who, who is co-hosting for me? And I'm not there. And I thought you guys didn't tell me that made my stomach drop seeing his feet out. This young man's feet? Yes. Something kind of similar happened to me last week. I was doing it in an all day, um, shoot with the brand that I am so excited for you guys to see. I can't wait to talk about it once it comes out, um, but this was like our eight of the shoot. And I was like losing it a little bit. And I had turned behind me and there was a mirror, but I didn't know there was a mirror. So I thought my sister flew into surprise me for the shoot because I obviously wasn't wearing my glasses. And from far away, I looked like her and so I screamed, Oh my God, you guys. Thinking they flew out my sister for what? I don't know. But then I had to explain. Sorry. That was my sister, look, you know, it's scary. This morning I drive a car. Oh my God, no, this morning I was doing this podcast that it was in someone's apartment and I, I'm in their kitchen and I turned and said, Oh, I'm so sorry. It was mirror. It was just, it was just us three and I'm like, I just freaked out. Like, are, am I a kitten? Like seeing my reflection with the first time, I was like, sorry guys. That freaked me out so bad. I was like, like, I look just like me. The older I get, the more I keep seeing that girl that looks just like me, that freaks me the hell out. Oh my gosh, we're like learning about our reflections in our, in our big age. Yeah. Oh, that's really special. Wow. Um. Okay. What happened next after Matthew in New York? Was that before or after your shows? That was, that was after my show. So, so Friday were my shows. Um, the shows were absolutely phenomenal. It was like my best, it was like my favorite shows. I, I know I told everybody, everybody's like worried guy into the shows. It's so funny. Cause I, I forget how many brook you don't know until you go to some of these shows. Like how many people listen to our podcast? I've been. I know, but like, but now having done 60, 72 of these shows, okay, almost 80. The room when I'm like, you guys listen to the podcast, right? Like everyone's like, yes, obviously. And I'm like, rap, how many people listen to the body? Like, oh my gosh. People ask me like, oh, like, yeah, how many listeners do you have? I have no idea. I have no idea. Cause like, I also don't understand how many is a lot and how many is many at all. I don't understand how big a hundred people is. No, hundred and a hundred thousand. What might almost look the same to me, to a girl like me. I know, I know I'm aligned with a girl like yourself, but I am like, whoa, holy shit. So, but it's weird. Cause when I do these shows now, like they're like nervous for me because I like, tell everyone I'm nervous. Yeah. But then when I get to the show, I forget to be like, you guys know, I got it set up. This is now we're now at the show. I haven't prepared, you know, but like, if I do a joke that like, it starts out like, oh my gosh, what's the NSA like, you see everyone like start to sweat. Oh, that's kind of really sweet. Yeah. Yeah. And I've been doing crowd arc. I did a lot of crowd work and they were like, that was good. You're gone. I'm like, oh my gosh, I forget that I'm like, totally transparent. So like, people are like, nervous to see how the show goes. You know, but they went really, really well. The venue was awesome. That was obviously, I don't do it like a ton of theaters. They're a lot like comedy, you know, where people are like sitting at a table. Right. This was a theater with like, rose that went up. How many people could it? It was like 500. Oh my God. And how many shows did you do? We just did two. But it was like, there was like a marquee outside that had like fibs and friends on it, like New York comedy fast. It was so legit and it was so much fun. And the crowd was awesome. This episode of Brooke and Connor Makeup Podcast is supported by State Farm. When you get a new car or a new home, the first thing you might find yourself saying is, heck yeah. Or I can't believe it. Or how is this real? But what you really want to say is the one thing that can get you the help you need. 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Now it was like, 'cause they don't drink at my shows, you know, so like when after the show was like, oh my gosh, like I'm done, like, and so I was like having fun, whatever. And, oh, it was just like a blast. Like I have nothing bad to say. Like I did have to give a speech at some point, which I didn't know I had to do. So I was like up on a chair like, all right, well, thank you guys, I really appreciate it. Cheers, and that was my speech, which I'm glad I didn't, like, drag it out, but a lot of people came. Was it everything you had dreamed it would be? Yeah, it was really interesting. You know, it's kind of something so interesting when, like, you are celebrating the end of a show with drinks and then you're meeting people for the first time at your after party. I'm like, oh my gosh, how good to meet you, tell them the wrong name, because I've only read their Instagram handle, you know, and that is not my, not my name. And I'm like, okay, well, you're like the hundredth person I've met in this room. So but it was honestly, it was so great. And then we came back and had some night caps at Hunter's apartment with so many people. It had so much fun. It was great. It was a great time. I have a zero compliance. It was like such a successful end. With that word to be the end, but yeah, I was about to say, you're not done. I'm not done. How do you know I'm not done? Don't you leave for London? Oh, no, no, no, I'm saying I'm not done with my weekend. Oh, talking about the tour. Oh, no, I got invited to the SNL after party last night or on Saturday night. No, you didn't. Yes. And I went. No, you didn't. I did go. And it was so cool. All there got really was a lot was able to it's very much like a free for like people are literally mingling and having fun. Who did you connect with everyone that you could give me a few names? I really don't think that I should because the only thing I the only thing I said to literally every person I talk to, I am your biggest fan. And so, you know, like I wasn't very like, was anyone like, Oh, I know you. Yeah. Yeah. I have a lot of friends on the show. Who were your friends on the show? Jane McLean. Yeah. Like Marcello is a buddy of mine, right? Is he? Is he now? He's a buddy of mine. Um, like Ben Marshall was there. Okay. Sarah squam was there. We're not friends. I think like after my, after my hello, oh my gosh, I'm like such an honor meet you, such an honor on our way out by the way, like when I double down, I do love you. Um, I did ask, I did get to ask one of the people like, Hey, you were on my list for my afterboard. But you didn't show up. So like what's gone? And they were like, well, I was on SNL tonight. So I couldn't make it to your party last night. So I am such an idiot. Okay. Could have happened to anyone. Yeah. That's like, I was like pissed off that bow and yang wasn't at the wicked premiere on Saturday. And I was like, what could you possibly be doing right now? Just work. Just like clocked into their job. Yeah. Yeah. Like me, the narcissist, like it couldn't help you. I couldn't have a notice that like you didn't show to my, my stand up show after party. Um, what the hell? Right. No, I mean, it was, it was very much like such an honor that issue book is about the yes and all after parties that it starts at one 45 in the morning. That is an issue. That's in it. That is a huge issue. But everybody was there like they all went like of all ages. What do you mean of all ages? Like 21 plus no, like, like, like, it wasn't 21 plus. It was. No, there's no children there. I mean, like, like, like Lauren Michaels was there, right? I would love to know how much these people sleep on Sundays or if they're like, I can't sleep on Sundays. It's my only day to do anything. Well, oh, that's true. Oh my gosh. I would not drive. They do have schedule. They do have on season and off season. Right. But I'm talking about on season. Yeah. I know. That's, that's really interesting because like they're, they're, it's just so late. You know, and I was like, how do you guys do this? Like, at all. So that was great. Are they required to go? No, I don't think so. Cause there were a lot of people that weren't there, but it was just so great to see them and they were all having a great time and celebrating. Right. So I'll build. I think it's a different place. No, I think it's a different place every single time, but I saw Bill Burr, who I did a show with a while back and I was able to reconnect with him and I was like, remember this? And he was like, no, why would I remember that? Yeah. That's small, unimportant, unimportant moment in my life with you. Why would I remember that? I was like, that's like so true. That's a great point. We took a selfie. Which I don't like you're even allowed to do. So, so Sunday I did spend every, every single moment of the day. You had fallen under the weather on Sunday. Yeah. You know, and I told everyone, I was like, no, I'm just trying to get my money's worth out of the hotel. I ate every meal in my bed. Yeah. So that was great. I've actually never done that in my life. Oh my God. It's the best. Like straight up watched five Christmas movies and didn't leave my bed. Oh, you've been missing out. I know. It was really nice. And it rained in New York. I was just like, I didn't need to go. Oh my God. It hasn't rained in here inside here for like a year. I know. I've been craving. It hasn't rained since I moved into my new apartment and I've been dying for it with those. I know you've needed a cave day. Haven't had a cave day yet. Oh, I'm craving a cave day. You just had a cave day. Don't be. No, I won't. I won't worry. I don't feel sick the whole time. Yeah. But I feel like you won't if you're not feeling sick, you won't do one. I think if I plan ahead, I think if I tell myself like, listen, listen to Mars cave day, it's going to rain, like you have no plans. Cave it up. Okay, man. Mode. I think that I could get myself. I think we'll miss myself to do it. Okay. I'd like to see you try. I know. I have been doing this thing in New York where I like tell myself like, you know what? You walked all day like you don't need to work out or do anything. You can relax. But like, I really need to do something. Now I agree with what you said first. Oh, yeah. You, you had a big weekend too. I had a big Saturday. Yeah. Saturday. I didn't do anything on the other days. That's okay. Because the Saturday was big. Yeah. I went to the wicked premiere, which like I'm really bad at having like a pinch me moments. You know, like I feel like it's been really hard for me to like be joyous and not have imposter syndrome, but this was one of those times where I like look back on like the videos of me as a kid like putting on a play of wicked and I'm like, wow, like, look, look at you now. Look right now. So that was giving me gooseies. If you wanted to walk the red carpet for the premiere, you had to get there at 3P and the screening was until 630. So you had to get there like pretty early. So for me, I've never done that piece of an evening before because I don't want to ever get pictures and I don't want people looking at me on the red carpet and it's just like not my thing. But for this one, I was like, you know what, like, this is, this is such a marvelous day. We're going to show up at 3P. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to show it 3P. Even though it's also hard to have three hours where you're talking to people and socializing before the film, but I was going to do it. Connor, I really, I was really excited to walk the red carpet at the wicked premiere. Put it up at 3P. It was kind of like a jumbled mess. No one knew where to go, but eventually got onto the carpet. I was with Brittany, found a lot of my friends to connect with, started walking the carpet. No one took a picture of me. Yeah. I'm looking at, there's hundreds of cameras in front of me, not once going off. Me and Brittany said, hello. Yeah. Yeah. They did not take a picture. I had thought they were taking a picture of Brittany, they didn't even get one of Brittany. Are you positive? They didn't take any, you looked it up. I'm positive because those pictures go on Getty Images and everyone else is, they made it to Getty Images.net. I did not have a photo on Getty, Getty Images.net. Yeah. And I had gone there at 3P for my photo op. Yeah. No one, no one would know, like, you wouldn't know this unless you have done these things. Learning to go there and then going on the carpet is just like emulating by itself, like kids so bad. That's why I avoid it. Yeah. And then, genuinely because of these things, I feel like people don't know, like it will literally be, I think the last one I was at, I think it was like Sabrina Carpenter and Addison Ray were right before me and then it was me and it was like just crazy to hear like the thunderous amount of, and then you walk out and it's like literally feels like like I walk out and that's why I'm even more confused because it wasn't that. This was just like the influencer portion. People should be taking pictures of Brittany, you know? Yeah. So we were about just like, yay, yay. And that was that. That could be weird. And that was that. But there were like fans of Wicked, like on the side. And I thought some of them were screaming Brooke, but I don't think they were. I think I was mishearing. But one person did scream Lady Efron, which is, which is good because that I can make out more than Brooke. Yeah. And I was like, oh, hi. And they were like, can we take a picture? And I was like, oh, yeah. So I just stood there and smiled and like posed and they were like, no, like can you come? Can you come over here? Oh. I was like, oh God. Yeah. So that was horrible. I feel. I'm sorry, you guys. Like, I didn't understand the specifics. I would have said, can you take my phone and take one of me too? Because I didn't get one. Well, thankfully, Kat, Kat, my love had taken a few of me when I was on the carpet and no one was taking a picture. I've had that happen so many times that. But you literally have to, I have swallowed my pride and been like, I just need one. I said hello. I just, oh no, I literally have been like, I have said at one of those things, not everybody all at once. And they laugh. It's a lot of the same photographers at those things. And I become friends with some of them because I have absolutely just like embarrassed myself by being like, oh, you guys are crazy. Not everybody. Come on. I don't know what to look. Come on. Like nobody. Oh, you guys not so fast. That was really the one time in my life I've ever wanted a picture. Yeah. But it's fine. Does that happen? Does that happen? You got the, you got the, you got the pictures that you, that you posted. No Getty. No Getty. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. Hey, who needs a Getty when you're having fun? Hey guys, we'd like to take a quick break to thank the sponsor of today's episode, Squarespace. Squarespace is the all in one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online. Whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand, Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website, engage with your audience and sell anything from products to content to time, all in one place, all on your terms. 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You can download it, but then someone texted me from Geddy and they're like, "Hey, by the way, if you don't get usage rights for those photos, you can get sued for thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars." Everyone posts their Geddy's. I'm just saying, I don't know. They're wrong. I know a girl. Yeah, I don't think that's the case. I don't know. I worry about being sued every day. I mean, you would just delete it where it comes to worse. I know. That's what you would think. I guess. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. But then there was a three-hour socialization piece, which was pretty. Guess who was there, who I didn't say hi to, but was sitting right next to me. Who? Steven Pommelhorse. Aw, dang. Why did you say hi? I was shy. Gosh darn it, dude. Being a Thai girl. And then Trisha Paytas was there, who I had connected with at the other Wicked screening. Yeah. So Kat and I went up to her and were like, "Hey, I had no recognition in her eyes whatsoever. Which is fine." That's someone who definitely needs, like, a billion people at those things, I feel like. Yeah. I thought I had thought we had had like a unique intimate moment at the last screening. Um, all good. And then that brings us to the film. It was in, like, a huge theatre, so I was in, like, the third row of the balcony. So the only way I could see the cast, specifically Jonathan Bailey, was through my phone, which is for the best, because, like, if I had been any closer, like, I would have to be escorted on a stretcher. Wait, what do you mean through your phone? Like, I couldn't, they were so, like, far away. I could only see them through my phone when I was zooming in. Okay. Yeah. Um, ooh, but also the producer of Wicked, um, Mark Platt, Ben Platt's dad, was introducing every member of the cast. And when he got to Ethan Slater, he could not remember his name. Yeah. And it was literally, I have it on video, so brutal. The crowd had to start screaming Ethan Slater, because it was literally, like, a full 30-second pause of him looking around, being like, "Fuck, I don't know this guy's name." Is Ethan Slater in it? Yes. Oh, wow. That's where him and Ariana met. I thought that was on Broadway, or... No, he's Bach. Remember Bach from when you saw Wicked? I remember Bach. Yeah, he's Bach. Because guess who did my show this weekend? Natalie Artega, who played Natalie Artega. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She got one night off since Wicked and did my show. She's a sweetheart. Mm-hmm. Um, but I was worried that, you know, I have a habit of seeing films and saying that's the best thing I've ever seen in my life, and then seeing them again and saying, "Wait, what?" Yeah. This, I mean, I didn't think it was possible to like it more than the first time that I saw it, even better than I had remembered. It is literally, this film is a masterpiece. I cannot wait for everyone to see it. I can't get it. Like, I can't wait for you to see it. Ariana Grande, like, she, she want the talent of our generation, the talent of our generation. And Cynthia too, like usually like when you're such a good dramatic stage actor, it doesn't translate onto the screen, but boy, boy does she translate. Boy, did she plug out Google Translate? For her role in this film. Oh my God, it's so incredible. And Jonathan Bailey is dancing through life. I can't believe this is going to be something that's going to, I'm going to have access to like on my personal device that I can just rewind. That is what's feeling crazy to me. The way that I feel watching Jonathan Bailey perform dancing through life is the way I felt the first time watching high school musical. It's that type of fluttering pit in your stomach. Is it the same, the whole movie is the same? There are some differences and usually like those differences are annoying when you're like so obsessed with the stage production and it gets changed. It's like, I hate that. Every single thing they did differently, I'm just like, wow, that's awesome. That's good. Yeah. I didn't see one. I didn't see one. I saw everybody's stories that every single story was like, I'm a disbelief about this film. It's connor. It's so remarkable and they made like dancing through life is like nine minutes and define gravity is like seven minutes and it's they're just like epic, they're epic. Like they added like moments in them that just like elevate the songs and the plot so deeply. Oh my God, you guys, it's I am not overselling it and I feel confident saying that I'm not overselling it. I can't wait to see it. When does it come out for normal people? The 22nd, but there's an advanced screening, like it comes out on the 20th in LA, I think. So I'll be there for my third viewing. I'm going. I'm using. This will be the most I use my AMC A list ever. I'm going three times a week. Yeah. Yeah. I know. It's like movie she should do. That's I feel like that's how it should. I feel like movie should only come out in the fall. My 2025 Spotify wrapped is fucked ass out. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Okay. I mean, I'm I'm not upset about it, but it is going to be. Cypress or eyes, yeah, that's going to be over powering. It's going to be overpowering. Do you not get nervous that you're going to listen to a song so much that you're going to hate it? I do overdose on songs all the time. Yeah. I don't hate them though, like 30 90 I overdosed on and it's like, it's still like my favorite song in the world, but like I do have to skip it now. Yeah. Like I hate that my entire running like workout playlist now is like all skips because I'm like, I don't want to listen to this. And so like the whole thing is spent skipping to the most recent song that I added to the playlist. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm had, I can't even start working out. I'm like sitting in there for the first like eight minutes, just like, doop, doop, doop. And then I have 60 seconds to work out to and then I have to stop for another eight minutes and skip 20 more songs. Yeah. And then I go home. The best is when you overdose on a song and then you don't listen to it for a really long time. And then it has its renaissance. I need a sign to go on, come on on the radio for me to enjoy it again. Like it needs to be like not my choice, you know, totally when I'm listening to, I could be listening to my playlist that I've been skipping on somebody else's car radio. And it's suddenly the best thing I've ever heard. Yes. I'm back in my, I know, I never kind of look but I'm back in my Tom Mitch era and I feel like my, I mean, I, I kind of, I told you I went through a phase. So I just like wasn't listening to music for some reason. And I was like scaring myself because I was like, maybe I'm dying. You know, I legit was like, what happened? What happens within a person that like really, truly listens to music all day? Like I hate, I hate not having noise playing in the background at my house. What happens to a person like that? What's going on internally? What's going on in my heart that I can't listen to music or podcasts? I was like, I want to hear the wind. I don't want to hear like like a bird's wings flapping lightly. Oh yeah. I sit in complete silence. Yeah. No, I'm back listening to music. I don't know what, well, I don't know what era I was in in my life where like I was just like cool in silence, but I'm not anymore. It feels good to be out of that. But I do know that like, I think I was kind of put on this earth to spread the good word of Tom Mitch and I'm like campaigning, you know, I'm on your life's purpose. I'm on this crusade to like get people to listen to Tom Mitch. This individual man that just like, absolutely, I know my heart will never meet him or connects with him. And that's okay. What does he look like? A man literally, like if you were to draw like a Google man, a British guy. Oh, he's British. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Did you know? I didn't expect that. I didn't expect that. What are you thinking right now? When you see Tom? I almost might like like him. Oh, wow. Well, but he looks like someone that I can't put my finger on. No, that's what I'm saying. He looks like a man. Yeah. That might be it. Yeah, because he does, he looks like a hundred people combined in the one and then like a race a little bit to where like it's just the big parts. Yeah. Well said. Yeah, like nothing super remarkable, but something like like string cheese. Something I like about it. No, string cheese is remarkable. The polio cheddar and the mixed one swirl. Oh, no, I'm going classic mozzarella. I also do you know what I used to do with string cheese? Make an octopus? No, I used to make a woman with a hula skirt. It's probably the same as my octopus. It could be, but also it could not because I start from the top and go down. What's the other? What else would you do? I feel like an octopus. You would go from the bottom off. You just flip it upside down after. Well, no, it's about how you oriented it from the start because I need my hula skirt to be covering, covering my girls under parts. That's sweet of you. Just looking out from my girl. Hey, guys. We'd like to take a quick break to take another sponsor of today's episode, Twisted Tea. It is. Where do I begin? It's football season. It's tailgate season. It's really just like hang out. I have a good time to season for me. I love the fall. Football season right now for me is just like something to do. It's a reason to get together. It's a reason to maybe like buy a six pack of Twisted Tea and show up at your friends place and be like the favorite person in the room. Texas football season is my favorite season. 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What? Congratulations. You were right. That's what I meant to say. Yeah. Just thinking about it. Well, maybe I'm hungry. You might. What do you have to eat today? I had. It was really good. Oh my gosh, it was really good. It was, I've kind of been like, like, I've been on this thing since my stomach ache. Oh, how's that, by the way? It's good. Is it done? It's really done. I really think it was stressed for the New York shows, which is crazy. Wow. How insane. What your mind can do to your body? Limitless. No, I know. And like a lot of, a lot of people were able to diagnose me with a lot of stuff. Yeah, I'm sure were. I'm here to tell you that, that the, the couple of you that came into my DMs said, first of all, you need to see a gastroenterologist. I'm still going to do that when I get home. But the way that after my show, I didn't have a stomach ache at all. And then the rest of the weekend, I didn't have a stomach ache at all. Even after the tomato bisque. Okay. Okay. That was unrelated, by the way, show. Watch your mouth, even after the tomato bisque that I eat horizontally, which is just like you're asking for it. Don't victim blame. I wouldn't victim blame you right. I was naked though, in my bed, eating tomato bisque. I like just need to tell everyone the details of how good the sandwich was. It was just like in my cold ass hotel room, well, National Lampoon's Christmas vacation is flying. National what? Lampoon's. Oh, I've never heard of that film. Yeah. Did you love it? It's so good. It's such a classic. It's like when movies had like a joke, a minute, you know, like every, every joke was either like some funny physical comedy thing or like the way something's delivered, like a line. I miss when comedies like really didn't care if you caught the joke or not. You know what I mean? Like there's so many. There was no over explaining. No, it was like we're moving past the show so fast, like if you didn't get it, you didn't get it. Like this video. I feel like jokes now are almost like joke coming up, punchline and then hold up a laughing sign, you know, like a laugh about the film, shallow how here I think I have. Why do I feel like recently I talked about shallow how but I have not seen it so I don't I can't remember. I'll just talk about it again because I watch it this weekend. This was the first PG-13 movie that I had ever seen. It's Jack Black and Gwyneth Paltrow. And it is like if you watch now, like it's horrible, like so the message is terrible. We have time to channel how I think we have the message is so, so bad. But at the time in 2003, it was like, wow, that's deep and profound. Basically, Jack Black is like the most shallow guy in the world. And he gets hypnotized in an elevator by Tony Robbins. Is that his name? Tony Robbins. Senator Tony Robbins doesn't matter that life coach guy. And he starts to see women for who they are on the inside. So like he sees Gwyneth Paltrow, this like kind, selfless woman as Gwyneth Paltrow when in reality, like she is like they put her in a fat suit. Okay, that's what she looks like in real life, but Jack Black is seeing like the Gwyneth Paltrow that we know. And so eventually, like at the end of the movie, like he finds out that he's been seeing a different version of her and that's not actually her. And then he's like, oh, I realized that I love her anyway. Like even though she's not skinny, I can love her anyway. And at the time, everyone's like, oh, it really is what's on the inside that counts. But now watching it, you realize like, oh, the message is that this man actually had to be hypnotized to find this woman attractive. So it is horrible, but it is like such, it is such a case study on early the early 2000s. And it is like, I feel horrible saying that I enjoy it, but like it's just like it's such a case study. It is anthropology watching that film. It's horrible. I really encourage you to watch it so, so bad. Yeah, I feel like all of that, all of that era is pretty tough, unfortunately. It's just like you watch it and you're like, I can't, I can't, I cannot believe, I cannot believe that this is where we were. Not even where we were, but I literally was how old was I in 2003, like eight, seven, I was watching that and I was like, oh, like that's what's crazy, honestly, shallow how being the first movie PG 13 movie that I had seen could be the reason for a lot, a lot of my neurons misfiring could be the reason for a lot of the issues that I have. I guess if you can an event for romantic comedies, this is one based on hypnotism on the outside the counts. That's hard. So I love that trope of, I feel like this doesn't get talked about ever and I'm going to try to find a way to phrase it like I don't get in trouble, but like, I love, yeah, I love when like in Seinfeld, for example, like what's the ball guys aim? I forget now, Jason Alexander or George, George, like George Foreman. He's in shallow, how? Oh, okay. Back then, like that was like a bachelor. I was like an eligible bachelor that like the girl, like the girls he was dating. I wouldn't beg him to be able to, they're so far out of his league, yeah, that you can say that. Okay. So like, I mean, as shallow as it is, like how was George Foreman, what was this? What was this? Oh, Castanza, Castanza, how is George, Castanda? How is George, like even getting in touch with these women? Well, I think like in general, that's just like how the world works with like men and women. Like usually the women, the woman is much hotter because unfortunately, we, we, I think we have to lower our standards and men have really high standards. Wow. Yeah. Can you believe yeah, also Larry, Larry David, like based George off of him. So I'm sure he was like, let's give him all the gorgeous women. Larry David based George off of him. Yeah. Like a, that's like Larry David. Who was Jerry? Jerry. Oh, my God, cause his name is Jerry Seinfeld. Connor, are you scaring me shit out of me, dude? Wow. Why did I think that Jerry Seinfeld was supposed to be Larry David in that show? No, George is Larry David. Why wasn't Larry just Larry? I don't think that he was an actor per se, but also Jerry isn't. So I'm honestly not really sure. But also he made Kerber enthusiasm where he plays Larry David. I agree. Uh, maybe he regretted towards the end of Seinfeld. The success of Jerry Seinfeld and him being left in the dust, like Judd Apatow vibes. Judd is left in the dust. Well, Judd, like tried to be an actor and then just found out that he really excelled in writing and directing and producing and everything and all his friends, right? Yeah. And all his friends, like he was roommates with Adam Sandler. Yeah. Adam Sandler like got this awesome acting gig and he was trying to do acting for the longest time and then finally had to like give up. Yeah. Look it back to your earlier point about like the women that George can get. Like, look at the women that Adam Sandler plays opposite of in his films. I know. That's just the way the world works. But he also is playing like a goofy, like, I know, yeah, that's the way the world works. Yeah. I do if he gave him in, yeah, just with, I mean, we've had, we'll just do Jennifer Aniston and Drew Barrymore for Adam. Who do you think should play alongside Adam Brooke? I mean, I, unfortunately, like I like, I like like it. I like like these films. I'm buying a new it. Wait, when is Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston put type of a guy with it? I'm right after he's with Brooklyn Decker. Oh, right. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah. I'm not saying Adam Sandler is attractive. I love Adam S, but it's just like, obviously him in like Brooklyn Decker and Jennifer Aniston is like a different type of situation. Maybe you, maybe for your next book, you write a rom-com screen play instead. No, maybe I write about an average looking girl that ends up with the hottest guy in the world because where do you see that? It doesn't, it doesn't work for me. Where do you see that? For me. Because we don't see it. No, if there's that formula hasn't been successful before, which is so sad. Is my misogyny showing? Is my zipper down as my misogyny shining? Your misogyny is flopped out. My misogyny is like sitting on the table right now because I, you're sitting with your, sitting with your misogyny in your hand. Oops. Oops. Your misogyny. Oh, my gosh. Is that my misogyny? You're just excited to see. Hey guys, we want to take a quick break to thank a sponsor of today's episode Sundays for dogs as a new mother to Jonathan. I know how important it is to get the best for your pet. 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Let me put on my big boy Misogyny and then I'll get back to you. Okay. Yeah. But maybe that will be my next book. I think that that would bode well with the economy. Something bad has happened to me in the writing process. I created a character that I am so addicted to, like a fictional character that I've fallen in love with them before. I'll do it again. But it's been different falling in love with one that I've created because I can literally just like make him do whatever I want. I have complete control over the narrative and I feel like it's like a Frankenstein and his monster situation. I feel like I'm Frankenstein, like an evil, like scientist. And I've created something so powerful that it will destroy me. I feel like I'm being destroyed. Being destroyed by your own character? Yeah. Because I'm too addicted to the character that came out of my own head. I think he's been sitting dormant within me for a real long time and he just busted out onto the page and now he might ruin my life and he's not real, he's just in my head, which is scary. Have you talked to your therapist about that? No. Why? I'm just curious to see like what they would say. Um, I've definitely talked to therapists before about the celebrity thing. My mom actually forced me to go once a Blaine became a character on Glee, Darren Chris. Once he entered the Glee zeitgeist and he formed a relationship with Kurt, I had lost a touch with reality a bit. And then my mom came to a new therapist with me to explain the situation. I remember sitting next to her and her talking about Kurt and Blaine to the therapist. Oh, God. Yeah, but it's been 14 years since to the day almost since Darren appeared on Glee. So I have, I've been insane for 14 years. Well, I guess before I got to, but this particular type, 14 years now going strong, happy anniversary. Yeah, truly. Yeah. Wow. So yeah, to answer your question, I have spoken about this Pacific type of, um, mental with the therapist. I haven't spoken about the Frankenstein monster yet. I'm curious to hear like you need to update us. Okay. I'm not. I'm currently not in therapy. Oh, that doesn't sit right with you. No, you've just always been in therapy. Well, I had, yeah, I had, um, that life coach or the emotional intelligence coach recently who I ghosted, who's very, very hurt by that, um, I didn't feel like it was doing anything. So yeah, I had to go, I had to go. That's okay. Sometimes I feel like that's totally fine. How do you know that their feelings are hurt if you guys said blowing up my phone? I'm so wary about who listens to the podcast now. So I'm just reaching the light. I don't think the emotional intelligence coaches. I never know my, I really, really don't think so. My phone, the only notifications that I get anymore are that they keep seeing coyotes outside of my house and, um, different places to get cookies and cream milkshakes near me on Reddit. I don't know who signed me up. Those messages. And then I'm still getting spam text. Do you know, I just got a spam text from a store I shopped in one time online, one time they said, I can't believe what you did this weekend dot, dot, dot, and then that's why I stop. I know. I'm always texting stop. I'm so burdened by the weight of a simple task, like a texting it stop. Oh, I love everything. Stop. I'd rather complain for 10 minutes on the podcast. Wait, do you remember last week in the bonus? I told you my dream about, um, you guys surprising me with mgg. Oh, yeah. I, that was a, do you think that was a manifestation of you running into him? Do you think? Yeah, I do. It's also funny. It's like so not even near the last place I saw, but it was completely different. People go different places sometimes. I know. I always forget that. You were in a different place too. I always, I always feel like very different place too. I always feel like people that I like, especially like famous people are like, are like, are like Sims that are, that are like in their little neighborhood, like they, like I go walk over there and they'll be there if you, did you ever play the Sims? No, I never did. The Sims was so addicting for no reason, but it was like, I'm going to go over here and talk to daddy Warbox, um, and the Sims is so interesting because the Sims was just like you make your own world, which like, I want to talk to other people that played the Sims and see like why people were so addicted to like living genuinely. It was just like life, like you're, you're just like living, like you can do that. Maybe it's just, it's life, but better, but it's like kind of monotonous. It's like, you need to still go to the bathroom in the video game. It's like, I don't, why, you could have taken that part out of the game. But can't you like make the Sims have sex with each other and stuff? Yeah. That's probably why people were playing. Yeah, but they just go into like a cloud of dust and then they come out in one's pregnant. I'm sure that sounds fun to me. But it's not even like, it's not even like something you could do for pleasure. It's like they're in a cloud of dust. You just like, it's implied. Okay. So for the same reason why were people making their Sims drowned or die in a fire? They, those are probably zero killers almost. Yeah. I didn't know people did that. Yeah. Everybody did that. Oh, that's really scary. Yeah. And you could also make it pee its pants. Oh, that's horrible. I know. Like, a part of me, remember when I was like, all the things you create in AI, all those messed up AI images are like in another universe, they're like a live and just like miserable. I like, I feel like another universe, like your Sims that is paying its pants, like is somewhere like with a wet pair of jeans, now that you did that, that you should feel disgusted with yourself. That's making me very sad. I know. How sick in the head is that? Very. I know. Did you make your Simpies pants? Yeah. That's really sad. I know. But it was kind of like when you were in school. I'd like to think I really truly would not have done that. It's kind of like when you were in school and you are playing like a game, you know, with a teacher and you were like, can we just see what happens when you get one wrong? Yeah. That's it. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like impulsive. But then why did you make your guy P as pants repeatedly? For what? Did you make him P as pants more than once? Whoa. I thought you said for P didly. I was like, what? Are you sick freak? What did you just say? P didly? P didly. I was like, what is that? A little concoction you just made up. I don't know. I do know that I have done that. Like, I seriously feel like I'm going to get in trouble first. Like some somebody that like is on a Sims like help team is going to be like, are you admitted to-- You have for Sims? Yeah. You know, like you made your Sims P as pants. Like, by the way, I don't remember myself doing that, but I do know that people did that. Like, I'm sure that like, it's also kind of hard because like, there's other characters like you need to take care of more than one person and you like, don't, I can't remember. I hate getting up to P. Sometimes I wish that someone could be for me, you know? So like, God forbid I didn't get everybody to the bathroom on time. That was hard. Yeah. I was more. I was busy with my Tamagotchis. Tamagotchis were just like, not realistic enough for me. Yeah, see, I loved-- I needed more, like fantasy. Did you do Neopets? No. Oh. Neopets, ecotchis, webkins, and club penguin. All with no moderation. Were you making your club penguins? Go to Plowtown. No, but you know, I was Lady Ephron on Club Penguin. That's funny. Yeah. Oh my gosh. There's coyotes in my neighborhood again. Who is texting you that? Citizen app. Do you not have the citizen app? No, I don't. I downloaded it when Max got out, like, escaped. And I've had it ever since. It is the number one way I get local news. It's actually insane how much I know now about places that I visit. I almost don't want to know. No, you don't want to know how many sexual offenses of right next door to you, by the way. I can just, yeah, assume. My dang will be like, hey, there's two sexual deviants that live 800 feet away from you. Yeah. I'm like, what? How far is 800 feet? Like, that's across the street, right? I think that's-- no, I think that's in your apartment. Well, I didn't even-- What have you been playing with this whole episode? OK. It's stuck to the-- it's magnets, and it blocks it, like, to go in and out. It's legit a baby toy. Yeah. But it's sitting on the desk, and it comes off, and then these are opposite magnets. I've already told you I love magnets. Yeah, no, we know one thing about you. My cat is broken. Oh, my gosh, I forgot about Jonathan. Are you serious? Like, when you said my cat-- no, because if you don't say his name, I got-- Jonathan. What? My Jonathan is broken. Why? He's-- well, he's obviously perfect. And he's such a good boy at the vet the other day. He's perfect, but he-- the sucking on my neck got to be such a problem. I was literally, like, walking around with, like, I'm so sorry, like, it's disturbing, but, like, I had hickeys all over my neck. Wait, what? For my cat. He was-- because he was biting and sucking, waking me up every hour. There was nothing I could do. I would try to pull the covers over my head. He would go to the bottom of the bed, find a way to-- an access point, an entry point from the bottom of the bed. And he's just, like, biting. He's, like, nursing. So now, I'm going to order a neck brace. So last night, I slept with a blanket wrapped around my neck because the vet said that a lot of cats like to suck on blankets. So I was trying to put the blanket in the place where he gravitates towards. And the past few nights, he's been sucking on my cheeks and my forehead. Who am I? Jonathan. Let me kiss your neck. Come here. He's-- he's like-- it's literally, like, violent almost. He, like, has to get-- he has to get to it. And it's every hour I haven't slept in a month. Like, I'm so sorry, Brooke. That's such a huge issue for me, and that's disgusting. It's really not. Like, he's just, like, a kitten who needs that type of simulation. Like, it's either, like, teething or, like, nursing or whatever. But, like, it's not work-- it's really not working for me. It's so funny because I think a couple episodes ago, I was, like, cats kind of creep me out because I feel like they're really sexual the way they rub on you and they show you their butt holes all the time. And they're, like, ooh, let me-- let me get up next to your body and inch you. And I'm, like, I've always been, like, a little bit, like, wary of cats. And now you're telling me that your cat gave you a hickey? No, not a hickey. Like, my-- look, it was-- I'm wearing so much concealer right now. It's so scary. Like, to the naked eye, if you didn't have a podcast with-- by the way, we just talked about how many people listen to this. You would go to a coffee shop, and someone's, like, wow, this girl has, like, a bunch of little goblins that suck on her neck. Like, who she's hooking up with a small, small-- No, yeah, it looks like a-- I'm straight out of, like, a romanticy human ex goblin. Like, little troll, man, like, lives in your face. Just, like, those are-- they're love bites. They're love bites. But yeah, it's not good. He will not-- he will not suck on anything else besides the skin from my neck and above. We got to-- we got to move away from this topic. I'm so sorry. Like, it's really, like, sending me to-- A huge part of my life. I know. It's just, like, I can't-- like, you keep saying sucking, and it's really, like, throwing me. Should I say, nursing? I don't know, man. I just-- You're acting like I want this. I'm miserable. It's not, like, it's not like the cat is this-- it's not a mountain lion that's sucking on-- Connor, you don't know how ferocious he is. Oh, my gosh, I'm sick. He's a baby. Maybe get him, like, a nipple thing to suck on. You're an apple, but, like, get him something to suck on. He's got everything. I cover it in catnip. Cover your neck in catnip and see if, like, maybe a catnip that he doesn't. No. What would happen if you wore-- I'm getting a neck brace. OK. And a ski mask. [LAUGHS] To sleep in. Oh, my gosh. Is it just your neck, as he tried on anyone else? My neck and now my face, because I've been covering my neck with the blanket. So, like, the corner of my eyes, like, it's the-- it's, like, sick. I obviously have my son in. Like, I have never felt this type of love. But he's going-- he's definitely going through something. And the vet said it should stop within a year. Oh. Yeah. No-- I'm sick of my stomach about Max. I get literally-- it's just, like, I haven't seen him in so long. And, like, I'm sure my parents are going to try to steal him from me, still. So I just, like, freaked out. You freaked out, or you are freaked out? I am freaked out. I am freaked out, because they're just, like, oh, yeah. Like, we got him a new bed. And I'm, like, what? Don't invest in him. He has a good bed. Yeah. Me me wants him bad, too. Yeah, she just called me while we were recording. Also, I am almost on my tour. What's left? Indianapolis and St. Louis. Oh, my god. Guess who's in Indianapolis? Who? Gabby A. Oh, no way. Why? Is that where she goes to college? That's where she goes to school. Oh, I didn't even know you'd all. Yeah, she should come. Should go to-- Go to Connors Show on Wednesday. On Wednesday. On Wednesday. I'm so excited, because I feel like the show that I was really nervous for were New York. And they went so well. And now I'm just like, now we can just have fun, you guys. Yeah. So much fun. And then it's London and Dublin. When is that? I leave next Tuesday. Whoa. When-- just kidding. Wednesday. OK. Is he so fun today? Yes. Is he knows my dates better than I do? And luckily, I made all these plans, and then my parents bailed. So I don't think my parents are coming anymore. Seriously. Yes, so that'll be a fun solo travel experience for me to spend Thanksgiving alone in a pub in Ireland. Well, at least they don't celebrate Thanksgiving there. That'll be perfect, because it'll truly be like American abroad alone on Thanksgiving. Like, write that rom-com. Except that wouldn't apply that I am a gorgeous man. Hang on. You are. No, just like-- but we need a Jennifer Anderson. You want me to write you in a book with Jennifer Aniston? No, I need the male version of a Jennifer Aniston stuff. OK. Understanding abroad, studying abroad. Like Jacob Elordi studying abroad. Yeah. It's got to be Jacob. Yeah. I'm going to play opposite him. Yes. Oh, I'm really sorry. Really, Connor. I'm sorry. No, I honestly would just like to see the height difference, because the last time you two were in a room together, I looked at you like I was cross-eyed, so-- Oh, that was-- I have to redeem myself with that young man. Unfortunately, he's too famous now. I know we lost him. Yeah. We lost him. All right, man. You ready to head over to the bonus? All right, woman. Yeah, I would love-- all right, woman. Yeah, I'll see you in the bonus. OK, love. Love you guys. See you in the bonus. Thanks for listening. See you in the bonus. Please come over. 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