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a bunch of like antioxidants consent for a stout it's only what 260 which is no it's 110 Guinness yeah for a pint yeah I don't think so no it's I have one of super light yeah surprisingly light I didn't know that every time I've had one it feels like a meal the Holloway is gonna fact check you here but we got into town hit that hotel bar last night oh it's two ten which is pretty low actually it does not bad no for like anything over five percent you're looking usually 250 or higher yeah what's the ABV and that fucking thing they make a beer though that's like 110 okay yeah yeah yeah they do all right good for them yeah but for me yeah I'm drinking a sour today which is what I feel like on the inside I don't know what this is delky we can you see it over there it's the stout I don't know what then this isn't Guinness this is fat bottoms own stout yet they've got there on the bottom left is there on sour - I think it's a bottom left this is a black berry hug no black berry hug sour ale that's what you're drinking yes that's what I'm having the birth nitro stout birthday nitro style yeah yeah it's good what is it called birth a birth okay yeah like a fat girl now speaking it speaking of birth that you almost you most had a water birth last night you must have a full water birth last night I didn't almost have one the conditions were just right for it well like I had to dump out which is obviously the first of most important element and then we were walking back from dinner and there was a really nice pool and or outdoor beautiful with the fucking sliding glass in the in the middle yeah and they also had one of those those chairs for tarts I don't know what they're called but it's to dip tarts down to the water and then it kind of ship them back up yeah yeah so it's like this is the this is the perfect scenario to give to do a water birth it is dump have you ever done that before delky you ever water you ever had a water birth I'd like like in the lake or something you ever dumped out in the lake no I've only done it in the shower that doesn't count though because you're not fully submerged it's different did you smash it down the drain yeah it's called waffle stomping in the yeah yeah I was making wine okay because we were going over it last night a full water birth requires legs up legs up and yeah probably yes playing or a Degeridoo or something like that what's the what's the the mixing bowl that everybody's using now for music on some of those hippie events you know that's called I mean I guess if you had another person there they could play that while you were dumping out well it's a it's kind of like a stone on stone it almost sounds like in that Jordan Peele movie where they're kind of stirring the tea and then every everything goes goes haywire there but I think one of those things would be great as you're dumping out and I candles here to carry you oh yeah to be lifted a little bit up well I'll tell you by the time I'm that relaxed I might just float you know no cares in the world at that point but it stir ups like I volunteered to hold you with your legs up and then one arm underneath your back one or underneath your legs so you could have a full clean water and then we could see that thing pop up out of the pool and then we could leave well do you remember when you were a kid and you would have inflatable toys and you would hold them under water as much as you could and then let go so they would pop up out of the water yes that's what I'm looking for yeah I'm looking to create enough propulsion where my turd launches down into the water and then shoots up kind of like free willy at the end of the movie where the kids rubbing his hand across the belly yeah you want to do that with your new part I want like there to be somebody here and it just like flips up over the top of them you can you can come here yeah just a full water burn you come on camera you're gonna go over here yeah no you're good thank you totally fine if you knew we were talking about it even more it's absolutely yeah no one ever knows we look like reasonably respectable people we're here for a business meeting like oh these guys own a company they're probably okay I kept her off camera for her own sake she's a nice lady need that heat in her life for sure so no lie we are we are here for a business meeting and we got rained out we're just about to go to the Braves game tonight Atlanta was like oh maybe we'll shoot down there or whatever I was like ah well we're staying let's shoot here now we didn't tell him what the show was or anything about it he knows the main dude now I don't know that he knows I don't know that he knows well he's gonna know after this but anyway you know speak as we were water birth in that dump last night sure work shopping it what would be the look on their faces of shock and horror especially another dude because I want to go out there and win it sure yeah like Jesus yeah yeah I want to walk you out and then do it and then I think a guide you back I think it would be like if there was like an old lady right over there and some dude came in and like double round house there you would be like oh fuck that's not good but also pretty impressive yeah right it would be that would be a kind of the effect that I would get I think oh come on it's like oh my is that it's like cat-as-check duty or whatever yeah but then it pops up out of the air 15 feet I mean triple summer salt springs up yeah I mean and then it's like oh oh that's something because you're immediately when you see somebody do something with their body like that you you start wondering well can I do that yeah or how good cuz you're trying to figure out how it works you're remembering the dumps you've taken nobody's taken dumps like this no these are thick dukes and they're going downward into the water under pressure and then shooting back up and then yeah but I want to stone bowl I want the whole thing I'll be wearing linen and then we were talking about having that water birth and then just kind of getting you out of there and then leaving them to deal with it now it was brought up to me by my wife this morning oh she told then a bastard so you told her the story did yeah about the water birth because she was like oh anything fun did you guys get fucked up us and I was like yeah we got real close this water birth for Dan shit and she said well if you abandon it isn't it just a bastard turd then what I was opposed to what a bastard well if you took it home with you and raised it on your own and or flushed it on your own I don't know what the fuck you're talking about are you trying to say a bastard in a water basket yeah I mean Moses you can't just abandon your turd I mean I could I could wrap it up in swaddling clothes and put it in a basket and let it float down the Nile or some shit I think that would be more appropriate rather than just leaving it for the hotel employees yeah but the last time we did that it was Moses and then Judaism happened sure and it's causing all sorts of problems now you know but it's something it's like the butterfly effect I don't want to create something that's going to cause real problems but if somebody was because everybody's like worship in the turd yeah I think that would be great I mean to be honest if you had never seen something like that before and you saw a turd flying through the air you'd be like oh damn that guy's pretty impressive well maybe not the guy maybe it's the turd it's impressive right so now there's a whole new religion I'm having to file tax paperwork I don't want to do all that shit yeah yeah cuz I came back up everybody was super heights here on these Nashville tenders hot chicken it's just it's it's just chicken with fucking hot sauce in the breading that's what what am I missing because I ordered it last night I'm like hey dude they're really fucking hyping this out at the airport the airport had like three of them yesterday I was like what are you fucking hyping up here when you're missing what happens in small towns like any town that I'm sorry any place that sucks because it's not always small towns it's like we're we're looking whatever the first initial of the city is plus Vegas oh we're G Vegas get it oh yeah that means that place is a fucking shit they call it Nash Vegas yeah and then then it's like oh you're from there yeah you remember us we're the people that do X right oh we're we're there we're our team does this yeah it's stupid that chicken sucks I mean it tastes fine like it like I had a normal meal last night's but you know it was and it was a little hot but nothing crazy and nothing that I would hang my hat on is if that's what we're famous for this fucking hot chicken tender but I went back up to the hotel my room we split off and and I beached one oh straight up beached it so well it was cleaned one no breakage yeah but but that hotel toilet they're always super deep not enough water the water is always at the bottom and I beached it and thought about taking a pick for you I don't need to see that I believe you now when you're saying a beautiful beach though I thought that movie beaches was about turds for a while yeah it might I saw it obviously and I was like oh or friend dies of cancer no one take you know no one takes a shit in that whole movie no no one takes a shit in most movies but people come in movies a lot and you never know where the cum goes right yes people have like quick public sex all the time in movies and they never address the semen where it's at where it's running down her leg or all over the back of her legs or on her feet or on her back or on her chest or on her shoulders nobody ever puts on a condom so they're always having there's there's there's loose semen somewhere yeah right and every one of these sex scenes across all movies it's always bothered me since I was a kid to be honest I'm like where's the cum yeah and I actually started I made a logo where's the cum and I started taping it on the back of all of our milk cartons until my parents are like you gotta stop doing this dude your little sister drinks this milk I think if we ever do another film here I would like to shoot a graphic like 16-minute shit scene where the character goes and then we're along that journey with him he's just he's shitting right but that's the backdrop he's on like a phone call or something's going on he's in an argument with his wife and the other room I think he's shitting the whole time let's go let's go what was the Liam Neeson movie taken so let's say kid gets taken but you're taking a shit yeah he's and it's just in the other room right right and he's just like but he can't get up he can't save the kid kid gets taken and then he's got to spend the next 16 minutes on the phone with the terrorists negotiating or it's like gonna find him and kill him as soon as he finishes taking a shit or it's like speed if he gets up off the toilet it blows up just put a pressure plate mind under his fucking toilet seat he's like what are you doing he's like got a beard and long nails I've been shitting for 25 years I wouldn't want to see sandy bulls on a toilet though I definitely don't want to see a woman on there no well if it was Melissa McCarthy would be funny yes yes that would be good she's I mean everything she does is funny anyways but that would be really funny if she dumped out it would be hilarious on camera one of the ones that was shocking to me that I didn't I didn't necessarily think oh hey man I wouldn't be in on this Delco told me to watch that Jennifer Lawrence movie the rom-com one the one where she's banging the teenager or whatever and so I heard it was really funny it's okay it's not great but um it's uh there's a she has a buck naked fight scene in there like Vigo Morton sound sweet and it's awesome and I thought it would make me love Jennifer Lawrence even more than I than I already do did it not but it wasn't that didn't hit see it happen real Seinfeld addressed this in like 96 did they really it was the girl who was always naked she was a nudist and then she started doing household chores he was like yeah it's not good the whole theme of it was not everything looks good naked yeah like fighting probably not great because this guy punches are in the pussy I know it was a girl actually I'm sorry it was a girl who punches are right in the pussy and she doubles over and you're just got a falcon punch by the way is it really falcon punch yeah so she gets a fucking falcon punch did she like any pen penetration at all or just no no no penetration but right in the lips I mean beautiful shot and then she goes down to the ground and the whole thing takes place on a beach so she's fighting on a beach and she's got a titties on everything pussy everything so I mean buck naked it's pretty funny it is but not sexy so yeah what's not meant to be sexy is right right but I'm still thinking it's hot-ass center for Lawrence and I'm like all right cool man well you know she was the first ever female action star yeah yeah according to her they didn't have those before her according to her she was but still hot she still does it you know yeah she's good looking check we pulled her up the other day she's with the fucking art gallery dude you know anybody who owns an art gallery she's the fucking trust fun kid yeah like a ridiculous name right yeah oh god what was like it was maroonie like scooter maroonie or something punch maroonie or something where's it's like holy Christ when his name is punch something crazy like that I'll look at we should find this guy beat his ass probably it'll annoy you so fucking I hear I think we need to bring back home gang to Western culture right it's an old Viking principle where if you kick some dudes ass or you kill him you get all of his stuff his wife his kids his property everything right yeah we should bring that back life would get a lot more interesting cook cook maroonie is his name C O O K E and he's got a sister named Si Maroney dad like Cy Young so that one we were okay with no I'm not okay with that because it's a woman yeah maybe she throws a fucking and not Si is short for Cyrus by the way maybe maybe there's a female Cyrus maybe there is but yeah I don't mind Si oh my god the other Andrew Barth Feldman the fuck is this god I can actually say young's real name was Denton true young was it really yeah okay it's a weird ass name oh it's the other did in the movie with her all right that guy's okay but cook maroonie that's not gonna fly here it's just one of those names where it's like you got a trust fun kid and you don't have to goddamn do anything the rest of your life and it is like I don't think he'd be proud of a water birth like us that's how I'm gonna start actually judging people now if they would be willing to have a full water birth for their turds um she doesn't have any kids right yeah she's got one note with him yeah this guy yeah could ask you if she did a water birth be like hey same same wouldn't right wouldn't surprise me there mine didn't cry when it came out but I knew it's the last one of our friends that did it Evans wife I have no idea yeah Evans wife had a water birth Jesse wasn't doing that bullshit as soon as we because we got three as soon as we went to the hospital all three she was like give me that fucking juice that sweet sweet fucking mama juice in my back watching that fucking needle go in this gnarly though yeah I've had a spinal tap before it's not fun god as a matter of fact the first pull plunge on the spinal tap the guy hit me in my fucking spine oh like and one of the bones and I'm like my buddy Steven was in there he was dry gonna drive me home afterwards and I just looked up at him and he's laughing his ass off as I'm struggling like did you're about to get this doctor killed you don't calm down so yeah they gave it to Jesse and I washed her during the last one and and it's fentanyl so they're experimenting with fentanyl and they're not telling which patients they're using it on which didn't sound legal to me and when the doctor came in she was like Jesse was like I still came to my legs this doesn't feel normal and you know the other two kids weren't like that they were like oh you might have gotten that the fentanyl one shot in the back she was like is that a possibility and they were like it's just something we're workshopping over here and I was like well on the positive side you definitely can't feel anything yeah because your legs don't move but she had to use a wheelchair for a better day so you know did you hit her across the legs with bamboo like Freddy got fingered oh yeah yeah we I hit her with all kinds yeah I go what can you feel what can't you feel she couldn't feel dick and it was right from like mid thigh all the way down and I guess the fentanyl hit weird or whatever the fuck it was but super bizarre there but the pain you would go through for that water birth dump is probably pretty extensive as well one would it's just a regular dump in water is it the problem is I guess you could call it edging my dump yeah so I could build up pressure to fire it down as hard as because the harder I fire it down the more it's gonna rock it up out of the fucking water right yeah so that part of it it's more the anxiety and pressure though than it is the actual physical pain like I really I want to perform so and you want your turd to perform because that that is your kid my show like if it if it fails you fail as a parent of that turd yeah popping through here because whenever we head to these new cities and towns I'm not up on the news like we usually are on a day-to-day basis mostly because we're usually drinking at 11 a.m. at these goddamn places on our third or fourth here is Mike Johnson gonna be out speaker of the house I don't know yet they've been talking about it for a couple weeks now ever since they passed that bullshit the last 1.2 trillion dollar bill are they voting on it you know well I think that new corrected me from wrong with that new measure that got passed when they ousted McCarthy or when they when when the freedom party or whatever the fuck they're called freedom caucus when they got McCarthy to agree to all those procedural changes one of them was that if the speaker brings a bill to the floor that they don't like that the majority party can ask for a recall or some shit like that okay I'm out of there something to that degree I'm not exactly sure what the mechanics are but yeah it's definitely a possibility yeah because it says Marjorie Taylor Greene says she doesn't say when she plans to force the floor vote on his removal yeah but like any individual member of Congress can force a four vote okay from I think I don't know if it's only for the majority or not but yeah just it only takes one person to do it yeah because I mean this guy is turning out to be the same turd that we thought he was gonna be here and then the Republican party just keeps shooting themselves in the goddamn foot here Arizona Supreme Court just ruled for a near total abortion ban from 1864 and I guess what they're gonna do is put it on the ballot November well that's what they should do there's it's gonna be on the ballot in like 12 or 14 states you know and you know the interesting thing is that all the ballots all the ballot measures that have gone up in red states so far for abortion have denied outright bans abortion every single one of them yeah not not one state where they've given the power to the voters has outright banned ohio is the last one yeah but they none of them none of them have voted to ban abortion there's there's three battleground states to red and three blue I think that have done it over the past two years and every one of them have voted to maintain some level of abortion or another yeah I know Florida just went through it last week and that's gonna be on the yes so I get there so even risk it though during an election this big is what I don't really get right now yeah I mean if you're if you're trying to get women out to vote put it on the ballot well they'll definitely come out but she's Christ not not a smart move for Republicans no and then you know Trump's been taking a lot of shit this week because he said effectively that he didn't he said he didn't support a federal ban on abortion because he just worked for four years to get Supreme Court justices in to send that issue back to the states where it belongs is the point he's making which is exactly what he said he was gonna do and what a conservative should do and now people are like oh Trump's poor pro abortion now Mike Pence is on Twitter talking about all the president Trump is I saw it his fucking whatever gone against his own people now like no dude he's returning it to the states you these assholes like Pence and most of the people the Republican Party who are just fine legislating authoritatively when it suits them are just like you're no better dude you don't believe in the principal you just want to be in charge that's all that's all you want to do fuck that guy yeah and I think to me is out of everybody I thought Pence would want it but even that debate he said he was like now I think the 15-week thing is fine so I mean the way it was was fine and nobody really bitch about it for the last fucking 50 goddamn years I wouldn't press the issue this much though especially in Arizona for Christ sakes something else that just broke by the way is the parents of that mass shooter in Michigan got sentenced to 15 years I wanted to ask you your thoughts on that as a gun owner obviously both of us are should the parents be sentenced for this well I don't know the particulars of that case let me look them up right quick but I do and here's here's what they're arguing so that Michigan kid who who shot up those kids they're saying that the parents helped get him a gun they also helped cover it up and say you know hey there was text messages and you know they were like how could you be so stupid blah blah blah but they're the first parents ever convicted of a US mass school shooting and they were all found guilty of involuntary manslaughter after the prosecutors presented evidence of an unsecured gun at home in the indifference towards the teen's mental health so what they were saying was they went through his text messages and shit they were just like what the fuck is mental health exactly like you know pull your fucking shit together yeah I don't have to look at the text to be honest because it's easy to it's easy to say once the event happens that yeah this was clear evidence that an event was gonna happen right because you've already got you already know the outcome so yeah it's easy to say that in this case it seems like like from my perspective yeah that these are there's a lot of stuff going on here yeah these parents are fucking garbage and then there's a lot of states like North Carolina for example when you buy a gun you probably had to do this at some point but when you buy a gun you have to sign a pledge you're gonna keep it stored safely from children yeah and if you don't yeah and if you don't then you're fucking getting going to jail basically it's like five to ten years of prison if you if a kid like if you leave a shotgun line around a kid fucking shoots his leg off you're fucked right yep and that's pretty seriously when you go down to that courthouse down there yeah at least where we used to live that's not an unfair for somebody wasn't there yeah that's not an uncommon rule I don't hear about it getting people getting prosecuted by that much to be honest but it's definitely been a rule so this isn't that surprising yes to the kid drew dark images of a gun a bullet in a wounded man on a math assignment and then he had some despondent phrases written down and then they pulled him out and said hey you know we think this kid's troubled or whatever and then the parents didn't do anything and then boom ends up shooting up the school how many people died in that so he was 15 when it happens and now he's 17 he's serving a life sentence and then the parents here are looking at 15 years and the judges saying these convictions are not about poor parenting these are convictions from confirms repeated acts or lack of acts that could have halted an oncoming runaway train now their defense attorneys are asking to spare them a prison term noting that they've already served two and a half years in jail for failing to meet a half a million dollar bond after their arrest now that part I didn't know so shit isn't going on for a while yeah god damn - yeah I mean I guess it's it's pretty interesting to be honest it is like it is he says they're not on trial for bad parenting yeah they are right yes just an extreme case I don't know why the judge would say that I think he's trying not to be reductive maybe in a sentencing or something or the way or his opinion but that's pretty that's about his bad parenting as I can imagine have seen a kid that's like using that kind of language and drawing his a gun that they bought him on his fucking so he's he did it on a on a public assignment right it was something he was going to turn into a teacher he wanted like he knew like in in the in his subconscious he knows somebody's gonna see that yeah that that is what psychologists call a cry for help typically right like hey I'm gonna do this if you don't fucking do something to stop me and you know maybe his parents are fucking retarded I don't know what to do is you know it they're white trash and like I watched part of this case is it was it was going down I also watched the reaction once they had them separated from you know everybody else after the school shooting they were kind of interviewing him and and I think her response was what the fuck I can't believe this is my child are you kidding and I for real like I believe the exact phrase was what fuck but somebody the parents did testify of the the victims parents did and they said while you were purchasing a gun for your son and leaving it unlocked I was helping her finish college essays and now she's dead so yeah I mean who who buys a nine mill for their 15 year old especially one who's like trench coated out that's that's I don't understand that to be honest I don't either the other thing that she quoted was handwritten lines on this math paper that said help me blood everywhere the world is dead yeah that's what that kid it that that that kid is asking somebody to put him in a fucking asylum somewhere yes like he's begging somebody to do something to him before he does something to somebody else and instead they ignored it or whatever too stupid to recognize it I mean look we live in a different world now I don't envy parents these days there's a lot of shit going on there is a big movement by the way I'm an argument people for a couple of days on Instagram about about that Florida social media ban right right like to me there's no there's nothing ever that will be bad enough for me to give the state more power especially over me and my kids that doesn't make any sense to me but there's a big movement right now among parents to go back to clamshell non smartphones for kids like here's a phone you can reach me but you're not getting into any of that other bullshit and look I think that solves it so if you if you are a parent who doesn't want your kid to have social media or any of that stuff great buy him that phone that'll take the the guesswork out of it and then same with this so they the parents bought this kid a nine millimeter handgun and then purchased him 50 rounds of ammunition so what the I mean after you're getting shit back from your your assignments it was a sick sour I have one of these yes so the parents didn't take him home instead they returned to work they took a list of the mental health providers from the school staff and they allowed him to stay on campus and then that's when the kids shot up the school so yeah and this one man I mean it's a fucking horrible tragedy but I say put the parents away for this I mean having three kids that live under my roof I know if they're hiding things or not hiding things can always go through their fucking drawers and everything else like a goddamn adult or parents like what's what you know it's not like there should be that much hidden where there's any questions is a mom or a dad I'm assuming you do the same thing where you just walk in and fucking shake the place like it's a goddamn jail cell yeah yeah for real we're just like all right cool what do you got here I mean I would interrogate the child as well like I would I would search the place and find out the information first and I would interrogate them about it yeah because it's always good to know the answer before you're going into the interrogation it's for me like I don't sleep well and I never have real light sleeper anything wakes me up so the other night I heard my five-year-old get up in the middle of night and steal his his older brothers Nintendo switch and take that out and he pulled it you know into his room underneath his sheets and I popped up there and I was like what's going on Humbering and he's just playing he's just playing you know RBI baseball whatever it was and I was like oh am I not allowed to do no no you sure aren't but we're gonna we're gonna fucking shut this down real quick it's goddamn 10 30 at night you're going to bed dude so yeah buying your kid a nine millimeter 50 rounds I have to write in that kind of dark shit on a math assignment yeah probably should have saw the signs there however the parents said something else they said my son seemed normal I didn't have a reason to do anything different help help me all I see his blood on his homework is not normal but yeah like come on now like if he if he's drawing pictures of guns and stuff who cares babies and artists if he's writing poetry about murdering people maybe take a peek yeah just take a little look sees over there but she's blaming the school so in court today she said that they didn't give her the bigger picture about him where I guess he was sleeping in class watching a video of a mass shooting and then writing negative thoughts about his family yeah one in three or whatever watching videos of mass shootings in the middle of class is not great no like if you don't if you don't see that warning signs and maybe it's time to pack it in and get another job but I don't know if the school would have seen it you know like I don't know that a teacher would have messers well how do they know he was doing it then I guess from records of going through his phones and everything else but like yeah you're not gonna know that I you can't blame the school for that in my opinion unless he was watching it in the front row showing everybody they're also saying the prosecution has tried to mold us into the type of parents society wants to believe are so horrible only a school or mass shooter could be bred from we're good parents we were the average family eh I saw some of those interviews they were pretty fucking white trash to me honest with you where's this Michigan mission what part of Michigan great question I don't know much about the state to be honest say here Pontiac oh you know Pontiac why would I know that because there's cars yeah that's right out right outside of there decent decent size city up there well yeah man so they're they're gone and I guess they can they can get 10 years parole unlike you know after 10 years they can come up for parole but I don't think there's they're gonna knock five years off that sentence I wouldn't I mean they're probably gonna have to join gangs like dad's gonna be Aaron and I don't want mom they get she could probably get by but dad's gonna be Aaron nation or is gonna get killed you think so yeah man no way like you don't go to a federal lock up and not join a fucking gang somehow I'm looking at the dad now so he looks kind of similar to what he did so he doesn't have a shaved head or a swastika tattooed on his forehead yet no not yeah but he does have the beginnings of a bozo ring it looks like starting there well does that matter in prison if you got a no no that doesn't matter I'm just saying the next stage of that is to shave it bald right and then you may as well join the area nation because you've already got the hair for it yeah you got to go all the way around though the wife is now gray I remember her seeing her at the time but I mean I guess you can't get died jobs in prison can you um I don't know how they do that actually maybe an ink pen show exotic no he's still got a fucking blondes long hair the whole shit dude he just took a photo the other day looks like a rap album I wonder if Trump's gonna pardon him no he would have on the he would have on the last true yeah he would have gotten out of there um only type in recent image dude I saw this the other day and he was all yeah he was all posted up look at this fucking photo bro um so he's a top right he turned out all those boys so do you think do you think he's given or given you know tough call here so you see the two black dudes in the picture yeah um homeboy appears to have a knee brace is that what that is um it kind of looks like yeah um man dude it's probably from slamming out Joe's guts fuck this knee up or is he the top like I don't know what Joe exotic was no he was giving those dudes meth and bangin' him right but we can't give a meth and jail these guys now you can get meth and jail I don't know if that's what he's doing though okay uh I'm just saying maybe he's versatile maybe he goes both oh the comments on this are ruthless on Instagram uh one of them says oh you know he's taken it from both these black dudes thoughts what do you know I think you probably would yeah okay which is nice I mean at least he's not racist he said the next guy says he looks over the black dude next one to make sure his hands were right is that a thing uh these two guys have their hands on top of them he's got the opposite does this mean no they're talking about it did is it AI oh fuck's up the hands I would imagine that's what we were talking yeah this is definitely not AI for sure no that's real yeah it's a real pick um Joe's not looking great obviously but you know he would didn't look great before to be honest well he's going through some shit you know um I think he had cancer in there I just can't believe how long he's been in prison now at this point you know yeah cuz he that that came out in what March of 2020 covid yeah um and he had he was in jail by the time he came out yeah so he's never gotten to enjoy any of this the other guy just got sentenced recently oh yeah well a guy down in South Carolina that doc oh yeah he gave it had a fake Indian name what was his name I forget the last name but mantle yes yes doc mantle something like that yeah once he's supposed to get what's Joe exotic getting out I don't know I think he got like 20 years or some shit see he's scheduled for release in 2035 so he got 21 years it'll be fine a guy like this will be fine right auntal I think it's auntal not mantle whatever who gives a shit dude when you're breeding the legal tigers do you think I give a fuck about pronouncing the last name I sure don't yeah it's Doc Antle mmm doc you know but his real name is like Bhagavan Bhagavan yeah and no no that's not his real name he was born as something for sure but it wasn't some Indian name it says Bhagavan mama mama the doc Antle I don't think he's gonna make it dude Joe exotic is 61 right now he's about to be 62 he'll make it 11 more years 72 that's tough he's fighting cancer dude I don't know well I mean if the cancer gets him but you know he gets free health care he probably didn't have health care before probably not right I don't know like if can you trade a tiger in for health care no who is the gay lover by the way telco which one the one that blew yeah Jacob something no it's like Joe Maldonaldo Maldonado is the one that killed himself yeah yeah listen everybody watch that door and covet but nobody remembers it I just remember everything about it I remember everything about it I don't care Maldonado is the one that killed himself and then the other guy had he looked like the dude from Guardians of the Galaxies that played whatever the fuck and also if there was literally anything else to watch you're probably not watching Tiger King no I would have watched it I love like Travis it was Travis Maldonaldo and so here's a fun fact when we moved to Texas and we're looking at school systems and all that stuff I said jokingly who's your most famous alumni cuz up at like Lake Travis there's um you know a lot of football players old Johnny Manziel big dick Nick is up there Manziel I think went somewhere as place else right Manziel's like from East or West actually yeah but one twist yeah there's a bunch of people from this area so jokingly I was out in Kyle and I and I go hey the high school over there I go who's your who's your big celebrity you know assuming it would be a football player yeah and they were like do you watch Tiger King and I was like oh yeah we're watching it now I I love it it's awesome and and I was like what did Tiger King and they were like no it was Travis Maldon go the guy who blew his brains out we are we claiming him is that what we're claiming is is our most famous alumni this days this is like Kyle high school yeah we should put we should get some billboards man yeah it was Kyle Texas oh god dude when you type it in it's like why why did Travis think the gun wouldn't fire I don't know maybe he did that's the other part about this you know maybe he did he was willing to just fucking end it all at this point but yeah man I was shocked by that I was like all right cool man that's that's a fun one you're you're married to Joe Exotic and and that's what we're claiming is a big celebrity doesn't make me want to put and roll my kids there as a father I don't know I mean would you say Casey Anthony if you what a who's your famous alumni here Casey Anthony you know her somewhere I don't love her she went to some high school Orlando probably somewhere where Delaney used to pick up checks when he was a freshman yeah I think she's from a veto right or was that George is that merriman one of the two all that shit that weird shit goes down in Orlando yeah and it all happened while I was in college yeah yeah by the way you know UCF's baseball team is like 15th in the country right now we're always like top 25 and then we lose in regionals because Florida states in it a little coastal you coastal yeah it's tough coastal is actually behind you guys right now but that that's yeah I wouldn't have they made it to a college World Series no I don't think so 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the guy with the that looks like what's his nuts from guardians of the galaxy the ww guy Dave Batista yeah that's the one isn't that's right dude so if you go to their Wikipedia page here and again this is when we first moved to Texas looking at schools for the kids and everything else it was Dylan passage and I think he took didn't Joe exotic take his last name but on Wikipedia it says notable alumni Dylan passage and it says Tiger King star Joe Exotics recent husband so that's nice Dylan passage is the the normal he's the normal looking one yeah he's the one they turned out yeah he's the twink looking dude who they gave a bunch of math to and then he ended up being gay and then it's on math John Finlay was the guy that looks like Batista and he's got no teeth oh yes yes that's it and then Jeff Lowe was the other guy on Joe Exotic side but I think he's in prison now too if I'm not mistaken what happened with Jeff Lowe federal judge issued a prohibition last Thursday at blah blah blah I think he ended up a right he was in Vegas with that he got all his shit taken away yeah you got a shit taken away and then their state titles here volleyball in 1968 great and then softball in 2013 there I think passage was probably on that softball team I had to guess oh that's that's what I love though dude that's your famous alumni because there's there's awful ones right I mean if you're going Columbine it doesn't really matter if you've won a Super Bowl you're not going to beat the school shooters right you're it's those guys it's gonna be like Dylan roof had to have graduated from somewhere you know somewhere in South Carolina did he do it while he was in high school yeah he did so he didn't graduate I mean I'm sure in prison though he probably went back and got his GED does that count towards your old school or how does that work does it say the prison on there is it's gonna be hard to get a job not that he's getting out of jail in this lifetime but in the next life obviously it's gonna be hard to get a job out there I me personally I probably would have left that off James Rossi is another famous one he was the Navy football team captain in 20 never heard of him 2006 and then Donnie Joseph says he was a major league baseball pitcher win click his link all right always like a relief pitcher for the royals for two seasons yeah good for him that's all in insurance somewhere now wait is this major league debut July 11th 2013 last MLB appearance damn he just barely 16 24 barely missed the World Series could have been a fucking champion well is it a 2014 team no 15 right is when the royals won damn bro that one hurts yeah and if you if you're on the roster for more than a like half the season I think you get a ring yeah you do so you do so he didn't get a bit nice but that would have been fun anybody famous good years so I went to two different high schools the first one was Rin high school fuck I don't remember if anybody famous went there but Malden where I transferred to is where Kevin Garnett went okay so I was a good one yeah I think I was a I think it was an eighth grade when he was a senior not that he went to school or anything but he would just dominate dudes down to the playground like you would play anybody for real right it was like two blocks over from from the the high school there was this lot that had a basketball court in it and we would go play there and shit and he was just like he grew a lot after his senior year I think he was like maybe six seven or six eight something like that but he got up like he was legit six eleven I think and he used to die he would like fuck us up all the time so with mine we've covered this fucking Jeff Duncan who became lieutenant governor of Georgia who flipped on Trump went to high school that fucking dude so he's one of our notable alumni and then obviously me from my my my accomplishments and all that fun stuff but then I got beat out by Charlie Whitehurst clipboard Jesus dude played for how many goddamn seasons 17 years okay so Kelly Bryant went to my high school that's a good one yeah Shannon Faulk there were the first woman at the Citadel oh yeah yeah her mom is actually a one of my physics teachers I think some like that look at that um Kyle Fisher it's a soccer player DJ Jones played for the Broncos bunch I never heard of any of these people Bryce McGowan that played for the Hornets is that sound familiar no I never heard of him either and I also what's that dude's name Orlando something that was on mad TV he went to my high school too Orlando Jones yeah yeah that those are the ones I'm sure there's more it was a pretty big school yes so Charlie here is uh 2006 with a chargers many many years in the NFL all the way to 2016 dude what a fucking dream life just being a backup quarterback you never got hurt you never have to go through any of the CTE bullshit like everybody else did and you're just holding a clipboard for years and years and years I wonder what that career earnings was on something like that I mean that guy's the ultimate for Christ's sake dude fucking playing that long as a backup quarterback my god dude oh wow I found out Paul Felder went to my high school Paul Felder UFC fighter really in the announcer yeah look at that I had no idea went to Ridley oh for you today it's fun to look this shit up we didn't I went to a new high school so it wasn't like there was a lot of rich history my freshman years when when Chatehuchi high school opened up so we didn't have any famous you got to give that some time there but with yours how long was yours open my high school has been around since my dad so oh yeah it's old school shit yeah Matt London quarterback I think for the Chiefs he went there in like the 70s okay let's look at his career earnings something dude $25 million is what he got is a backup quarterback for 10 years pretty fucking awesome dude I mean that's a great life at that point the other thing too is he's 41 now retired well you're forced to retire obviously at a certain age but you get a massive pension from that yeah give 25 million in the bank you know what CTE when he turns 65 he'll probably get like 15 mill from the from maybe more than that it depends on inflation yeah god damn dude what a great life son of for doing nothing man nothing but holding the clipboard just laying in the cut that's it dude clipboard Jesus man if you look up the images of him too like he was always on like a yacht partying and shit like that long hair like look at this doesn't he look like he's in a band in Austin he looks like he's about to try to convince me to join his throttle to be honest like I'm not interested dude well you you could be interested no I think you can get in on something like that and be fine with it I it won't work for me because I've never been talked into it no because I would just dominate everybody and it makes it uncomfortable you know would you fuck the dude fat - okay I had to yeah I try my best not to but you know you never know what's gonna happen you really to be honest no guarantee like let's say let's say the girl the wife starts bringing her friends over and there's a bit of a harem then I've got a fuck to do to establish dominance so he doesn't fuck any of my whores you know I mean that's just how cults were I'm not I don't make the rules that's just how it works right that's what that's why what's it's not 30 seconds tomorrow's what the fuck's his name Jared Leto Jared Leto that's why he doesn't let any dudes around it's all chicks yeah yeah like sometimes the cults of blood dudes come around but then the dude the main dude has to fuck the dudes he'll make the dudes stand outside yeah and they can watch through the fence like AOC with me it's weird man I I've had a crazy fucking life but I've never been asked to join a thing or like nobody's ever asked me like me and my wife to switch or anything anything like that there was an ex-girlfriend that they asked where they were like hey you know who cares it's just your girlfriend it's not your wife you know and I was like yeah but then I've got to watch you fuck and I'm not real cool with that surprisingly it's never come up for me yeah I mean not even like talked into what a bar Jared it has Jared fuck man one of the first stories he told on the show was being in bed with that dude and and what a homeboy wanted him to fuck his wife in front of him yeah yeah black rifle wasn't even a thing that was just Jared at that point I was just a normal human being I think you and Jared have very different lives at this point and every at every point yeah all of them yeah I know about the fucking points you know but you weren't you were in a fucking frat right you fucked in front of other dudes before for sure but not like hey let's switch wives or or no like aggressive threesome shit like like this right where you're in that so I mean you're assuming you don't know that he's involved in it does have that law it's just it's just a look tomorrow and let's face it kind of money and you've had that kind of money for years I'm sure along the way you get bored and you're like all right great let's kind of swap this up but yeah Jared man we went to he opened up this photography studio in downtown Austin I said I think the undertaker just shot a podcast on them and he was dating I didn't know the girl was a porn star did you know the blonde chick mm-hmm yeah and not the first though no no definitely not the first but I met her and she kind of had one of those vibes you know the girl who's blowing up online right now Delco with the the dreads the blonde chick with the dreads and she sings those fucking songs with the fucking stone this like pairing away yes yeah I don't know her name but she's super hot and she's going viral and everybody's asking her to get her get her on the podcast do you think she smells so that's the question that everybody's going around everybody's saying the same thing of like hey dude this girl definitely smells everywhere but why I would want to fuck her why won't make you think she's because she has dreadlocks oh yeah that doesn't that doesn't mean anything aggressive dreadlocks you know a heart it's dreadlocks are hard to grow her life the way she's just like is very hippie-ish yeah definitely she probably smells like Beow and patchouli like every yeah let me pull this chick up and see yeah that's her Shannon she's fucking everywhere right now dude I haven't seen this really yeah I don't I don't so she makes these songs that are kind of like they're hard to describe it's not it's almost like rap it's like a singing songy rap shit but she's talking about healing herself and and she healed her own bladder infection through prayer and peyote yeah I bet she did there's a lot of very obvious red flags with women but anybody that's always talking about healing there's a read like people that aren't on fire don't talk about putting out fires all the time you know I mean it's all I'm gonna say run as fast as you fucking can in the other direction if you if she's like oh look in it's a I'm going on a retreat like why you work five hours a week what are you talking about yeah what do you do look at this this ass she's got her retreat I mean from that angle it looks fine yeah who knows what it looks like a real life picture there's a million photos over out there but that doesn't matter don't believe anything you see on the internet ah nope this one I believe dude this one I believe don't ever believe you do this yes or no it depends on what you smelled like when I got there our internet connections dog shit maybe I'll hose her down this is what I'm saying so I mean Delco I feel like you've you've hung out with this chicken real life at some point Shannon Blake is maybe Giorgio and it's S-H-A-N-I-N Blake here's my problem with this bullshit is that anybody that spends that amount of time accessorizing their outward appearance hasn't done anything to develop an actual personality that's her right there that's all she is is that shit right so everything about that will leak back into what and build of of fake personality but there's no actual personality there otherwise she wouldn't be going to like eight hours worth of trouble to fucking do that stuff so she's got huge fake tits there's you know how many positive fake tits are five six grand now no I get it they're everywhere I'm just going through her accessories including her titties here okay she's got huge fake tits she's got four and a half feet give her take worth of dreads and aggressive dreadlocks well that that's two and a half feet probably because she's probably only five feet tall all right let's call it three mm-hmm let's call it three feet this is this appears to be a faux fox tail that it goes I might be involved it might be a butt plug could be could be but we can see the other side of it and then some type of strappy thing that's all strapped up and all the way up puka shells around the neck puka shells in the hair one of those bone nose rings which is fun I like all of it here oh there you go and that's that's she she's there are literal ropes underneath pulling her ass cheeks upward for real can you not see that maybe like in the pictures when you see a woman taking a bikini picture and she has her fingers behind her butt lifted it up now you can go to the gym for that you know you're not supposed to lift it up because that's not what it looks like bitch that would be like some girl with fucking floppy titties like holding them up like this like yeah we know what you're doing but she's she's young she's probably hot that's not what I'm saying she is but the comments on this are hilarious so they keep saying that she's culturally appropriate I don't care what he's watching I don't either it's like what what but what culture though Indian I guess not Native American maybe yeah because they used a lot of bright green and gold colors yeah so I don't really get that I think they do love from her though is she showed a picture on stage from the front like she's a super serious singer and then from behind with her entire ass hanging well she knows what pays the bills that it's not her voice yeah there's a fun surfing video with her that I took a peek at for research obviously and she rides that way for about five seconds does she have only Vance you know that's a great question I didn't look but if she does yeah she's got like three different only fans no oh shit that's a clever fucking way to do it alright that's all this is is an advertisement for lonely men Wow who actually believe any of this stuff alright you know what I mean it's like it's like a cardboard box in the middle of the road and it says free gold on it and it's like swamped up the box is all fucked up the street marks on it and dummies will go over there and well fucking gold yeah I'm gonna get some of that gold now there's nothing but HPV in there so sunshine 999 for everybody at home who wants to check this out she is verified get an uncensored look into my life barefoot dancing naked in nature which is fun kind of want to see that it's only 12 50 a month for a subscription is that high or low Delco I'm not an only fans guy we've had we've had chicks on the show though it's a lot of high you think that the average somebody should do research on this has the average only fans monthly subscription rate stayed commensurate with streaming services because they are about 12 bucks a month now well it depends on what I guess I add add free 17 like on Netflix and shit right but I like the regular one is 12 bucks I wonder if they stay commensurate with that so she's got six hundred eighty two posts one thousand four hundred twenty nine pieces of media Dan do you think they just start throwing in like an ad tier where it's like oh you can go through all my stuff but you're throwing like a my book you read see I'm looking at it so if you subscribe it's 12 50 a month three months you're getting five five percent off which is nice it's a nice discount there six months you're getting five percent off not really a discount there and then 12 months another five so Shannon we got to work on your discount codes you're gonna work on your promo codes there okay use promo code drinking bros is that the next iteration of this on podcast I don't know if there's an affiliate marketing tie-in for only fans or not I don't know if they have the back end for that or if you can put make vanity URLs and shit like that and send them to them because otherwise it would just have to be a agreement between the two of you where you get to see the back end and see where the traffic's coming from man that'd be great though if we could start sponsoring some of these only fans models not chicks I mean dudes just fine too because there's got to be some wheelchair dudes out there who were kind of jacking off obviously their para not you know full fucking quad but what are you talking about if we sponsored a dudes only fans spot what do you mean sponsor them now let's say there was a hot young Marine who maybe got blown up and lost a leg or something like that was in a wheelchair looking to make some cash would we do a promo code drinking bros for his only fans where he just jacks off in his wheelchair but what's he doing for us I mean we're we're helping out a young soldier get back on his he's a marine foot not a soldier you already said that so you're already fucked up for the beginning second helping a young man get back on his foot secondly I would never help a marine ever never so reword the question I move on I was just saying I think this could be the next step in podcast advertising instead of like a box of ties yeah or something well they are I mean like open out some only fans I'm sure there's probably some lower level I don't know any I don't know any big ones that do it but there's probably some lower level podcast to do that that advertised for only feds girls I mean I'm sure a bunch of these only fans girls have their own shows yeah I'm not surprised by that either they do let's see here I wonder if there's any freebies because usually people are posting nudes of them oh yeah you can find anything yeah because I for me the thing with only fans unless they're doing graphic shit zero interest you know you can watch porn and get that I feel like once you see somebody nude you're all good and can kind of move on with your life yeah yeah you see the scene once like I saw Wolford Bremerly naked one time it's like all right yeah you're good you move on he played the coach side the natural yeah saw Kathy Bates basically the same body move I mean oh it's close right yeah there was a he had more hair on his chest but it's not like she didn't have some there's a lot of pasties here in these maybe she doesn't go full-new then then that's not worth it to me like give me it no like that's not only fans I wouldn't there's no way I would pay twelve dollars to see some one person naked unless it was in person and that was the fucking cover charge to get into the place to watch people fuck or something but if they were doing stuff they're masturbating or stomping out mice with their barefoot like paying for porn as I go into a restaurant when there's food at your house doesn't make any sense to me but I think the allure of it is that they live down the road or it could be a normal person yeah I mean if I could find her address and I could sit outside of her house and the bushes and watch the porn while I'm pounding off I might look into that okay but for 1250 to be honest that doesn't even pay for parking she's gonna have to pay me yeah I mean look at this though what a fucking crazy life she's on boats and what looks like Italy and shit all from just having one weird fucking song of viral for all of this is it with her like playing the drum and shit I don't even know what song you're talking about it's just I took ayahuasca and it healed my bladder infection and now I'm seeing a higher power but she's banging a drum in this one and having some fun having a lot of laughs there oh she's got fucking antlers on her hair these are real antlers from a deer which is nice because then that brings in a whole hunting crowd too native yeah yeah I mean to be honest she is appropriating she better be careful well that's what they're saying so well not about the appropriation I mean she's gonna get shot by a bow oh yeah yeah she she walks out into the woods yeah she could get taken down at any moment here my god dude but to me it's just it's fascinating again a bunch you guys have hit me up about this and saying to get her on the show and some other podcasts when I have her and things like that I'm down I the fascination of it for me is how it was just one video on a phone could change your life and now she's making millions of dollars on only fans for doing nothing but traveling and maybe showing her pussy yeah well there's another only fans girl going viral now because she just did the daily wire okay she's like oh I'm a Christian now so it's cool like she's still doing only fans I don't know if she's still doing it or not but I know for sure she hasn't given back any of the money right like for if you were if you were like a actually upset about how things had gone mmm probably get rid of the money to she made like 10 9 or 10 million bucks holy shit on over the course of some amount of time and now she stopped now she stopped and she's all into Jesus and stuff it's like okay cool you're still rich yeah it's pretty easy to have faith when you don't have any problems you can give it back to the church so now she said why wouldn't give it to the church I would give it to her yeah yeah I would give it to Joel steam probably yeah hide it in the walls there hide in the wall just just say hey I gotta take it yeah hey just look at look at me in the eyes Joel tell me look at me in the eyes do do not let poor people in this place ever right it Joel's has got the only cover charge red church it does dude you got a stamp on your hand I don't know I don't think that's real I don't think it's it's not free to get in there not's free yeah to get into his church I don't think so yeah they just shake you down once you get in oh is that what it is and then they make you buy a Bible let's see if there's a cover chart oh I signed a Bible in the hotel room by the way did you stay up and quotes and then JC at the bottom I signed every but anything I just I haven't seen them recently actually but this hotel had Bibles in it all right so yeah there is no thing to get in yeah however they do encourage that you you give well yeah he so they sell they do the show live in front of like 20,000 people or some tell about and then it's on free TV then it's on free TV but they also sell the DVDs of the TV broadcast that's great yeah that's fucking great I wonder oh so he did go on a tour that's right with Kanye eight hundred and fifty dollars eight hundred fifty dollars but it was with Kanye it's who cares it was with Conde my god dude 850 to see Joel Osteen and Kanye I remember that I think they did Yankee stadium dude they did a couple of the big ones yeah you're welcome man we're in the wrong fucking business no I'm in the right business I could preach dude I could do it I could get up there and do this dude and live this fucking life and I truthfully I'd probably get off on the power of fucking healing people I don't I can't lie to people you can't lie to people that's not that I would be lying to them I would just say hey there is a higher power I can help you get there which I believe that I can't know that really lie that's a lie it's not a lie you don't believe in that and you can't help anybody do anything if I can useless if I can put my hand on Delco's head right now and shake it around I think he'll be a better person for the rest of the day no yeah he will be what are you healing what's that what are you gonna heal you've got a broken heart and if you've got a mindful demons okay I think that I can I can help you get rid of two of your 38 demons like an exorcism not that I'm just gonna shake your your head around a little bit like just enough that you can't go dizzy we've got to drive to Atlanta yeah it's not the dryer it's suspense cycle at the end of the watch it's a lot of the moisture out but not all of it what I'm saying is this I can shake two demons lose out of you and I think I've done my job for the day you don't get to pick the demons though no you don't but it's that's my self-belief yeah helping others self-belief and I think that's how people calm themselves into believing that they can do this shit and I'm there I could mentally get there for Chase J6 granny definitely thought she had magical powers I'm saying got told her to go inside the hilarious parts that we're doing this show I mean there's a shit ton of people this fucking bar if they knew one word we were saying I think we should go to Osteen's church and pass out like Harry Potter wands on the front like hey you guys we're gonna all cast a spell today so it's totally legitimate in the Bible it's fine see how many people because I feel like those people that go to that church every week yeah and it's a lot it's a lot of fucking people like thousands of people I feel like you could trick them into almost anything pretty much I mean if they've persisted through Joel Osteen's bullshit with him like like stealing all of their money and then buying all these houses that he has and all these cars the private jets the boats all the stuff that he has and when there was an actual natural disaster he was like now fuck them pours and you're still in that church I could convince you of almost anything I think so like so hey see this there's a table it just walked in there's what six eight people over there all right now see the bald guy all right so if you look at this guy don't pop a camera over there so we do we do some business here don't definitely don't pop a camera over there when you're bald like that so he dyes his hair as well right if you're bald that kind of that you're you're like you're done at that point no reason to dye the hair like just kind of leave it it's not I mean that's a look at the fucking bozer ring and that guy but here's what I'm saying I think with that guy if I went over just with the touch of my hand because I put some moisturizer on my hands from the hotel earlier I think if I grip the back of his head and just kind of shook it around a little bit I think he'd give me $80 for that I think and I'd say look I think I can regrow your hair just for 80 I think that guy would give it a shot and I think people just want something to believe in or another stranger to be like hey dude thanks man I have been going through this shit yeah validation is what you're talking about yes yeah I thought you meant physical touch because I could get a lot more out of $80 some dude rubbing the back of my ball that's not that but you've got to connect with these people and with this bald guy right here if I lingling can lingling on his head lingling connects with me with both hands but if I'm just trying to get $80 out of this guy and I said look just let me put my very well moisturized hand upon your bozo ring if and just kind of I'm not gonna violently shake the guy it's not a CTE stitch but I'm gonna give it a little a little jingle I think homeboy would give me $80 I think you want me to ask yeah you want me to ask I feel like you need we keep drinking you need a demonstration of your power first right I'm saying like you and that's how it starts here's the thing if he if he if you did it for 80 for him then everybody else to pay 100 right that's how group psychology works well I think too if he went back because even going through it's let's say you go through this at the bar and you go through a little bit of embarrassment or everything else you're like all right nobody's ever called me out for my bozo ring before and now you're doing it and you're late lay a thing your hands upon my crown here I think out of the embarrassment and just being called out that he would come back in and be like hey dude three weeks later he would tell his buddies I did grow a little bit of hair yeah just so he didn't look like a dick right yeah and I think then that's how you get everybody else but the other possibility is that a guy who's got a bozo ring continues to dye his hair they's got a humiliation fetish well so he may just calm as soon as you trick him chances are he's already got that that fetish already that's what I'm saying so he may come as soon as you trick him as soon as he realize he's been duped he there may not be a second or third stage where he tries to make himself look good in front of his friends again he may live in that stink of embarrassment for years and keep coming to that over and over but if I so how many times exactly have you made this guy come it's a question right but here's the thing if eventually right he ends up shaving his head and becoming the person he's supposed to become that you're looking at it right now right now that's it this is this is who this guy is supposed to become right here he's gonna shave this fucking thing if I can even get him to that points that's helpful and I think that's worth eighty dollars yeah again this is how all this starts I feel like the embarrassment's really pent up right now in this cuz everybody's playing along with it and he knows they are right but look at the fucking seating position so you got eight people and I hate to go all of garden days on you guys but that's that's what we call an eight top in the biz he's at that corner chair in the back the bozo ring isn't facing anybody like all the people that he's with so he clearly doesn't want that on yeah but you but you would never sit with your back to everybody just show off your bald-ass head you wouldn't but that's what I'm saying this is already part of his strategy of like whenever this guy walks into a restaurant or a function this is clearly a work function for this guy yeah just some beers on a you know afternoon day maybe catch a little bit of the the the masters practice shit that's going on ESPN right behind him I think this guy's used to that position in any fucking restaurant he's gone to for at least five ten years maybe he's definitely chosen not to stand under one of the lights oh yeah yes I mean he's out of the fucking thing and there's a plan over his head yeah that that potted plan whatever the ivy whatever you call those it's gonna twist into what the little hair he has left it's real close and that might be part of the bit to where he's just like oh fuck it maybe the ivy will throw him off cuz as day turns tonight and I'm gonna for the patreon audience here I'm gonna give you the sign language version of that because I speak it I think that's part of it too where maybe he'll be like oh man you've got really nice you've grown into that hair and it's just ivy from that bodied plan about said I'm gonna nominate him as drinking bro of the week should I yeah we could we're about done if but then if I bring him on he's gonna listen to the show I don't want him to know so Dan and I did just did a show like this way back in the do you remember doing a show in Columbus Ohio it was freezing and we watched those people take wedding photos oh yeah yeah it was sad boy fall yes yeah this and then there was some other dude doing aggressive push-ups but not very good ones I think it was homeless either way yeah but this reminds me of that where I don't want this guy to know that exactly I want the audience to know the show exists obviously but I don't want him to know because I don't want to blow up his spot just in case he's gonna live this out for a while because even in the interactions like he went over there's only one black guy at the table and he went immediately over to the black guy because if the black guy validates him in an all-white crowd like that then he's cool yeah which is a lot of them responsibility if you're the one black dude and your friend group of white people holy shoot there's a lot of responsibility for you to be the tastemaker for lack of a better phrase right to validate all these fucking you're a trend setter and you're also the you're the last line of defense against weird bullshit creeping into your friend group I very important I agree all right I'm gonna get to the drinking bro the week here I do for the audio listeners we do I do have a computer because we have Wi-Fi in here so I pull this up good it weird show good drinking bros calm for your submission of drinking bro of the week I got the new hoodie on by the way for everybody watching on patreon I'd love this goddamn thing fucking live in it it's raining here in Nashville rain down Atlanta tonight so we just popped up in a bar shout out to fat bottom brewing set for having us and we just popped up in a fucking bar in the middle of the afternoon started day drinking aggressively here but I do have Wi-Fi okay this one so if you go to drinking bros calm you can click on the submission will come right to us live here there's a couple fuck it let's just read it the show got real goddamn weird today drinking bro submission oh shit Alex Cheechoff brosman winner nominated OG Rico bass comb living says he's always a positive person he's always cheering on drinking bros with his drinking videos in the group so that's in Maine it's M dot A dot I dot N on Facebook it's a private group is about 20,000 members and they're all drinking bros drinking bros listeners and everything else and people are fucking raging calling out people drinking throughout the night and everything says also he's a good brother of mine cheers man to OG Rico absolutely next one up is Matt John who Matt John Matt Jones of Idaho he's been a listener since pegging explained so shit that's day one I was the very first episode there Bucky Jones and so he's nominating is living saying Bucky is my drinking bro for a few reasons mainly from the many things that he can deep throat like bananas pepperoni sticks Jesus Christ you win in reverse order there right yeah pepperoni sticks are pretty narrow start with that and then go to banana later but no not the look feedbacks important we're not being critical just at all he goes on to say his ability to shit his pants at the best times is there a good time to show your pants there's better times than others okay like at your home is better than at a wedding which is better than at a funeral to be honest because if you shake your pants at a funeral I think you've it's not like a weird thing that happened at your happy event it's like a horrible thing that happened at your fucking devastating event that's a low that you can't come back no you shake your pants at a funeral you may as well just move to a new state oof cuz I'm people my new friends it's the body that stays oh yeah no god damn so apparently Bucky Jones has shit his pants in downtown Salt Lake city over by a campfire it says and it is sportsmen's wear show rules as you get one a year right so I'm hoping this isn't this can't be on the same calendar years I'm saying otherwise you got to get rid of this guy but you can't because he's your fucking half brother apparently that's what he says he says and he's my only half brother fuck you Andrew as what he's saying here look it's pretty specific if you're it it doesn't sound made up if you're shitting your pants in downtown Salt Lake City over by a campfire and it is sportsman's warehouse yeah I don't know what would it was a pretty specific precipitated the pant shitting in downtown Salt Lake Center there's not a whole lot of like diarrhea food yeah it's like super bland food there so I wouldn't expect you would get diarrhea from any of that did Jared ever taken that fucking Asian guys restaurant I don't talk to Asian people I but you don't know until you get in there and it's just like a bowl of shit it was like fucking crab legs hanging out of the soup and all kinds of shit in there and you're like bro well the reason I'm bringing up that place I yes I definitely wanted to shit my pants for sure there's a hot girl that walked by let's see if bozo ring stairs are down before we get off air here oh he's bird dog inner dude he didn't have the confidence he's not gonna do it I didn't hit her no he did a soft peek maybe he's into something else benefit of the doubt right I don't know he got nervous and clean off his phone screen you know that move we're uh you're like oh yeah I'm busy I'm busy I'm busy I got a clean off the screen here and gonna give it a look see so yeah man shit all right well we'll go work on his confidence no I know I know he'll never even know this show exists which is even weirder to me and that's partially how I get off he's like this guy will never know this show existed when he talks about him for Delco Delco's kind of find him and send it to him he's gonna be the first comment he's actually a patron member we actually you know what's funny is we were doing a show speaking of sad boy fall we were doing a show not to I think a week after that on the beach in uh yeah and at Carolina Beach in Wilmington and some dude that looked like a total stoner piece of shit was over near the entryway to the beach and we were for half of the show we were making fun of them and then he DM me he was like hey I'm a trigger bro yeah I was like why didn't you walk over there and say hi to us you piece of shit this guy was aggressively stretching out his oh yeah I mean a good half hour to the point where we thought he was trying to suck his own dick and then he sent me like a fucking you came into the studio yeah he looked like the biggest donor I'd ever seen in my life and then he DM me with a picture of him with the biggest joint I've ever seen in my life yeah it makes sense all right oh fuck I now I feel terrible that the fucking girls is doing sign language show oh no she's talking to him but she all there was all hand movements black every lips she probably thinks he's a move with you the screen fuck if we just made fun of a deaf guy out this whole time I'm gonna feel like shit do you remember deaf threats that fucking sketch we played a couple from the Australian dudes I feel bad when it's I don't why would you feel bad I don't want to I he's got enough going on dude and I just I thought I got both wearing down I thought you like ending on a dark note I do but not when it's real life here okay I I think Dan is right I think she's just black and this I made it yeah yeah thank God okay she's just a very vocal black woman she thinks that he's a movie theater screen yeah all right they're considering the conversation all right he's not tough he's not he's just coloring up that bozo ring damn it man he's a young guy too he needs to get that Ron Popeel hairspray well well that shit close you just put like a fucking piece of cardboard over your head Juliana got that it was like textured spray paint is what it was yeah probably probably lethal well continuously use it on a human head worth it worth it do you go matte black on a on a dome like that I mean if you're getting wrapped yeah why not maybe get a scar put in there oh fuck thanks for having us either way emergency show here today thunder and lightning down in Georgia will be there tomorrow but man this got weird today don't care you're gonna probably have to drive for a little bit I've had a lot to drink we appreciate tuning in if you're out there though and have a B ring just shave it if it's going gray let it go gray I mean just shave it off we might have to fill that tire with air that's right we have like a bad wing right now yeah that's you know there's a last round car in Nashville to all these motherfuckers came out for the eclipse I was unaware that it was going through Nashville as well so I was all we could get but yes go to iTunes rate the show five star leave a quick review also head on over to Spotify it's just a five star and you can walk away for Danny D Anthony all the way I'm Ross Patterson this is the drinking bros I guess good night everyone okay you're deep in the jungle hanging with a friendly Jaguar or how about an outer space play in the base let your imagination run wild with the new generative AI tools in Adobe Photoshop create anything you can dream up just by typing a text prompt tree house in your jungle unicorn in your spaceship just type it this changes everything hit the banner or go to Photoshop calm and try it for free.
